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#51 - Dude you're girlfriend looks like my girlfriend what the … 07/13/2014 on Effect of Feminism 125 0
#100 - Excuses, if you're normal healthy human being you can learn an…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on These feels feel....feely 0
User avatar #102 - Crusader (08/29/2013) [-]
I never said that they couldn't learn it.
All I said is that talent plays a role.
Talents are skills, some skills you have naturally, some people have a naturally skill for balance, it doesn't mean other people can't practice and become just as balanced, it just means that they have to work harder at balancing than the other person.
#37 - Talent doesn't play a role in it. Hard work is the only thing …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2013 on These feels feel....feely -2
User avatar #84 - Crusader (08/29/2013) [-]
No, talent plays a huge part.
Being able to see the world in an abstract state is a talent, for some it comes natural, for others they need to learn how to do it, as with any talent.
Someone that is naturally athletic is going to have a much easier time in the sports franchise than someone that isn't.
Someone that has a natural talent for numbers is going to be a better accountant
Etc.
#100 - captainporn (08/29/2013) [-]
Excuses, if you're normal healthy human being you can learn anything,you don't need talent to do anything, yes it might make the journey easier but that's all.

Talent is an excuse for the lazy.
User avatar #102 - Crusader (08/29/2013) [-]
I never said that they couldn't learn it.
All I said is that talent plays a role.
Talents are skills, some skills you have naturally, some people have a naturally skill for balance, it doesn't mean other people can't practice and become just as balanced, it just means that they have to work harder at balancing than the other person.
#31 - Oh come on, why all the bad comments? A couple of strangers sh… 08/28/2013 on This was too great not to... 0
#62 - Nah who are we kidding, none of them have self-respect 08/27/2013 on Miley Cyrus is asleep. -2
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#135 - His armor is his body, it's connected through cybernetics and …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (08/27/2013) [-]
If it was, he wouldn't be able to take it off; but it's proved he's been able He keeps it on because it's part of a life support system. You can go on about Superhuman Levels all you want, but Anakin, as a Jedi, had only average strength. I will accept that Vader, with training, was far superior physically; however, the suit was also a grand inconvenience, again, due to his previous nature (Anakin wasn't anywhere near as tall or broad as he was in the suit, he also had to account for limbs that weren't his own, all of which took great processes to be able to accommodate with). Just as well, as strong as he is, his body still has to obey the laws of physics and if his body moved as fast as sound it would simply break apart. As much as you may not want to admit it, Vader is still human, he is still mortal, a spear through the heart or even a well-placed brick to his (naked) head would still kill him

You already described him at his best and I already noted why it doesn't mean he wins flat out. Stop being swayed by your favoritism and see the combatants for their respective abilities and styles.
#123 - Vader can use the force to sense anyone through the WHOLE …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
User avatar #130 - captainfuckitall (08/27/2013) [-]
Vader has to know who he is looking for to be able to do that, they also have to be fully exposed (not hiding their power level) for him to properly know who they are. This is evidenced by the fact he had no idea where the remaining Jedi-Masters were despite looking for them most of his career

Han Solo, among others, have snuck upon the Death Star before. He has had items stolen, has been sabotaged, has been tricked, has had assassination attempts, and has even been ambushed, all without him knowing; evidenced by the fact that it is clearly portrayed in both Canon comics and games

He can deflect ranged attacks provided he is fast enough to stop them. Even if he sees someone shoot a gun at him and knows exactly where the bullet will hit and how to block it, his body will not respond fast enough to be able to do it (unless he can move faster than sound, which, is quite obvious he cannot considering the grand physical exertion he undergoes just to move in his clunky suit).

He is a master swordsman, but his enemies aren't fighting with swords (mostly).

He has to actively observe someone to be able to force choke them (evidenced by the fact he was not able to choke said assassins/thieves earlier even after he knew of their presence on board)

Force Persuasion is only that, persuasion, it does not mean domination or mind-control. He can only make a suggestion with more likelihood someone will follow it, but even then the person will not follow orders they know to be harmful to themselves or their cause. Just as well, those with strong wills, passionate minds, or training can resist it

POSSIBLE futures, just as well, he cannot see the future as if it were a movie; he can only see tiny glimpses through extreme concentration

His body is not cybernetic, his armor is; and his armor is also very inconvenient for him, as it is large, slow, and clunky. Even then, his strength is (at best) slightly low Olympian levels, and is surpassed by those of Predator, and Hellboy
#135 - captainporn (08/27/2013) [-]
His armor is his body, it's connected through cybernetics and as I said earlier the armor actually enhances his capabilities to superhuman levels, he reflected multiple shots in multiple occasions in a split second ¬łand at his best no one could even come close to hurting him in the whole galaxy.
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (08/27/2013) [-]
If it was, he wouldn't be able to take it off; but it's proved he's been able He keeps it on because it's part of a life support system. You can go on about Superhuman Levels all you want, but Anakin, as a Jedi, had only average strength. I will accept that Vader, with training, was far superior physically; however, the suit was also a grand inconvenience, again, due to his previous nature (Anakin wasn't anywhere near as tall or broad as he was in the suit, he also had to account for limbs that weren't his own, all of which took great processes to be able to accommodate with). Just as well, as strong as he is, his body still has to obey the laws of physics and if his body moved as fast as sound it would simply break apart. As much as you may not want to admit it, Vader is still human, he is still mortal, a spear through the heart or even a well-placed brick to his (naked) head would still kill him

You already described him at his best and I already noted why it doesn't mean he wins flat out. Stop being swayed by your favoritism and see the combatants for their respective abilities and styles.
#27 - She must be a potatho 08/27/2013 on A Tip For Y'all 0
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