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#1737250 - >Rolling D20 to save a failing marriage >Roll a 1 …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1737254 - kanadetenshi (07/11/2014) [-]
Men must suck at rolling then.
User avatar #1737258 - theluppijackal (07/11/2014) [-]
Equal rolling rights now
User avatar #1737257 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
Kek
#1737171 - Cards Yay 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1737097 - See ya' 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1737081 - Where you get that I wasn't in the porn biz. I sweart 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
#1737063 - Dust 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1737054 - Ew  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1737058 - dawnartemis (07/11/2014) [-]
What are you gonna do about it? Use your diffuse blade?
User avatar #1737063 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
Dust
#1736894 - Picture 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1736858 - What Filly said 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
#1736854 - Hi 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1736520 - God Eater 2 ;w; ;W; 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1736517 - Those rhymes are so insane 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#1736512 - Rap god  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1736514 - therealmacklemore (07/11/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #1736517 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
Those rhymes are so insane
#1736485 - Hi Aw Bye 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
#1736279 - Transparent 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
#1736275 - mr. 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
#1736273 - Filters... But ye, good sogn  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1736275 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
mr.
#1736266 - B my big black penetrative daddy istrator - Draven Tribute  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1736270 - ocanom (07/11/2014) [-]
lmao
User avatar #1736273 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
Filters...
But ye, good sogn
User avatar #1736275 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
mr.
#1736258 - Hi I'm back 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
#3894 - KK black 07/11/2014 on captainpickles's profile 0
#3892 - GO BACK TO HAVING FUN WITHOUT US  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on captainpickles's profile 0
User avatar #3893 - greeeling (07/11/2014) [-]
You're an idiot, and I will.
User avatar #3894 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
KK black
#1735725 - I want to invest in stocks not watch someone suck in a game th… 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
#1735712 - Looking at how investments into stocks work  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1735719 - falanvaul (07/11/2014) [-]
Looking into buying some stocks? www.twitch.tv/fulmafalanvaul
User avatar #1735725 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
I want to invest in stocks not watch someone suck in a game that I can't beat.
#1735706 - Hi  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1735709 - falanvaul (07/11/2014) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #1735712 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
Looking at how investments into stocks work
User avatar #1735719 - falanvaul (07/11/2014) [-]
Looking into buying some stocks? www.twitch.tv/fulmafalanvaul
User avatar #1735725 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
I want to invest in stocks not watch someone suck in a game that I can't beat.
#1735703 - Waifuism is best vid 07/11/2014 on Friendly 0
#1735661 - Who'd think that it's not? 07/11/2014 on Friendly +1

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User avatar #3888 - twillight (06/29/2014) [-]
Fuko Thriller!
#3850 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3871 to #3851 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
there was an octopus girl in that manga, right?
there was an octopus girl in that manga, right?
#3873 to #3872 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
yay
yay
User avatar #3875 to #3873 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
It was pretty good
#3876 to #3875 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3877 to #3876 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Based Ika
User avatar #3879 to #3878 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
And then they **** , the end
#3880 to #3879 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3882 to #3881 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3883 to #3882 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Tentacle rape
#3884 to #3883 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Go away
Go away
#3856 to #3854 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
saw you posting an ika gif on ******
Also, dont try to hide your comments from me
#3857 to #3856 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
It was only one gif.   
I will!
It was only one gif.
I will!
#3858 to #3857 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Rood.
Rood.
#3859 to #3858 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Whachu gonna do fagget?
Whachu gonna do fagget?
#3861 to #3860 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Thought so
Thought so
#3862 to #3861 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
You're mean
#3863 to #3862 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
That's me for you
That's me for you
#3864 to #3863 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
well maybe i'll stop posting Ika
well maybe i'll stop posting Ika
#3865 to #3864 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
It's up to you
It's up to you
#3866 to #3865 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THEM
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THEM
#3867 to #3866 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Never watched it, not really gonna use it.
Never watched it, not really gonna use it.
#3869 to #3867 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
>not watching ika musume
>not watching ika musume
User avatar #3870 to #3869 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
I read it
User avatar #3842 to #3841 - hykk (06/24/2014) [-]
Waddap Captain?
User avatar #3843 to #3842 - captainpickles (06/24/2014) [-]
Just played league with my fav champ and stomped
Wbu?
User avatar #3844 to #3843 - hykk (06/24/2014) [-]
I hope it was Taric with Homo-skin, everything else sucks.

Clicking some circles.
User avatar #3845 to #3844 - captainpickles (06/24/2014) [-]
Lux, it was lux.

CIRCLES, how don't your hands get bloody with all that clicking?
#3846 to #3845 - hykk (06/24/2014) [-]
Lux is cool as well, do you play her as mid or support?

Hehe, I've ******* over 3 000 000 times by now
User avatar #3847 to #3846 - captainpickles (06/24/2014) [-]
Mid and top, adc for fun times.

Oh god, I feel bad for your fingers...
User avatar #3848 to #3847 - hykk (06/24/2014) [-]
iirc you said that you play Meepo pretty good didn't you?

They do as well sometimes.
User avatar #3849 to #3848 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Ech, ECH at best.

Heeeh
#3868 to #3849 - hykk (06/25/2014) [-]
Do you have any tips? Some different keybinds, builds, anything?
User avatar #3874 to #3868 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
For key binds
I put my change controlled hero as 1
Then auto cast his tp as 2
And select all units as 3, for quick getaways
And I put quick cast on my net
Then, for build, I get aquilas, tango, go get brown boots, if you're gonna jungle take tranquils, then rush aghs, after that you'll have 4 meepos, you should send 2 meepos into one camp, other 2 in another, really fast jungling, then get a heart or mek if no one has it, then if you need armor, get AC then another heart or buttefly, if you don't and want damage, butterfly and then get ac, you can also get Eblade after AC/BF or blink dagger after aghs.
Get tele at 1, get net at 2, get ult at 3, max tele, get geostrike at 6, finish maxing your tele and max your net, with it you can just throw it from the jungle while someone is in lane without getting seen when maxed, then finish maxing geo and lastly your stats.
User avatar #3886 to #3874 - hykk (06/25/2014) [-]
Hmmm, I think I'll stick with my for units selection since I've used them for both HoN and Wc3 aswell, but thanks for the tips on build, I haven't had a clue of what yo get really.
User avatar #3837 to #3836 - captainpickles (06/23/2014) [-]
I'd vote for you
User avatar #3838 to #3837 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Would you subscribe, though?
#3824 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
Why did you remove me?
#3825 to #3824 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't take it personally   
It's just that I am not in the best mood and don't really want anyone to communicate with me from the chats.
Don't take it personally
It's just that I am not in the best mood and don't really want anyone to communicate with me from the chats.
#3826 to #3825 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
It's all right. We all have those days. Just add me back when you're feeling better?
User avatar #3827 to #3826 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I will.
Are gonna have DnD this week?
User avatar #3828 to #3827 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
The next day off I have is Tuesday of next week. Although, on this upcoming Sunday, I don't have to be in until 4, which is way after the usual time. So a session sunday is entirely possible.
#3829 to #3828 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
I think Curtis' new one is at that time.
I think Curtis' new one is at that time.
#3830 to #3829 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
**** . I guess we'll have to plan on Tuesday then?
User avatar #3831 to #3830 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Sounds good to me
User avatar #3832 to #3831 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
I'll announce on Skype.
User avatar #3833 to #3832 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Alright.
Just add greeeling back
I kicked khim cuz' **** him
User avatar #3892 to #3891 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
GO BACK TO HAVING FUN WITHOUT US
User avatar #3893 to #3892 - greeeling (07/11/2014) [-]
You're an idiot, and I will.
User avatar #3834 to #3833 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
Done. See ya on Tuesday. Until then, I'm swamped.
User avatar #3810 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
Pickles didn't detram give you a tablet and then you ended barely even using it?
Because I need a tablet for osu!
User avatar #3811 to #3810 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
The tablet was 300 euro
And I use it each day for at least 1 hour
User avatar #3813 to #3811 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
HORY SHIET 300 EURO, mane
User avatar #3815 to #3813 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
300 euro for a tablet to play osu on
Would you?
User avatar #3816 to #3815 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
gawsh no
User avatar #3817 to #3816 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm trying to use it as much as possible so I wouldn't feel like detram wasted m oney on me
User avatar #3818 to #3817 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
That's probably what I misheard you and detsy talking about
User avatar #3819 to #3818 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
Most likely
Well, since you're here, how's it going?
User avatar #3820 to #3819 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah alright, nothing too exciting ever happens to me.
What about you?
User avatar #3821 to #3820 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
Just working and watching anime at work still?
Summer started and I expect it to be good cuz' I won't have to work most likely so I can go to the gym each day.
User avatar #3822 to #3821 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah pretty much, and playing league and whatnot
User avatar #3823 to #3822 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
I haven't play that since vel came out
No one seems to be playing it anymore
User avatar #3814 to #3813 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
That's average pay, without taxes here.
.-.
User avatar #3812 to #3811 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah right I must have misheard what you guys were talking about
User avatar #3802 - ikingdabsy (06/14/2014) [-]
Also Jojo is like the best thing ever
Also Joseph is best Jojo
Also SPEEDUHWAGON BEST CHARACTER
User avatar #3803 to #3802 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
Aw yiss, glad you liked it.
And some of the JoJo's are as good as him, so you know that you can expect good stuff.
FastCart is indeed best character
User avatar #3804 to #3803 - ikingdabsy (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't like Jotaro, he's bad Jojo
Also giant Dio in the sea when?
#3805 to #3804 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
Jotaro's down there, Johnny, Josuke, those are the better ones.
I haven't watched it past ep 6, just waiting for it to finish so I am not sure.
Did you watch it at work?
User avatar #3806 to #3805 - ikingdabsy (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I did
User avatar #3807 to #3806 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
I know I overhype it but it's still pretty great
User avatar #3809 to #3808 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
If only they skipped part 5 and 6 and got to 7
If only
User avatar #3799 - aangbingo (06/12/2014) [-]
*rolls 911*
User avatar #3749 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Mikli
Seelcudoom
Why this? Why are you here/
User avatar #3781 to #3762 - bonkii (06/04/2014) [-]
still here
#3756 to #3749 - seelcudoom (06/04/2014) [-]
because i want to be
because i want to be
User avatar #3757 to #3756 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
So, privacy, not a thing anymore?
Neat...
User avatar #3761 to #3757 - seelcudoom (06/04/2014) [-]
actually i was just checking profiles of people who were flagged to see if they posted stuff thats not aloud anywhere else
User avatar #3764 to #3761 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Still
You could be looking at my dick pics
I don't want that
#3766 to #3764 - seelcudoom (06/04/2014) [-]
there are dickpics here?
#3769 to #3767 - seelcudoom (06/04/2014) [-]
were are they
User avatar #3750 to #3749 - mikli (06/04/2014) [-]
wanted to check if you got banned for that image
User avatar #3751 to #3750 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
People are invading me...
Save me...
User avatar #3753 to #3684 - bonkii (06/04/2014) [-]
but why
User avatar #3680 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Greeling
Bonkii
Why?
#3783 to #3680 - greeling (06/04/2014) [-]
I haven't done anything ******** .
User avatar #3784 to #3783 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Stop lurking
User avatar #3687 to #3680 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
You've suddenly become quite popular...
User avatar #3695 to #3687 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Please save me...
User avatar #3698 to #3695 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
Block your profile off from everybody...
#3693 to #3687 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3697 to #3693 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
My waifu you anon
User avatar #3704 to #3697 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
The anon can only be one of four people...
User avatar #3713 to #3704 - sarcasticrunner (06/04/2014) [-]
seven of us
User avatar #3715 to #3713 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
We know it's not pickles and not me
It has to be one of you guys...
User avatar #3717 to #3715 - sarcasticrunner (06/04/2014) [-]
then five of us
User avatar #3719 to #3717 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
That fifth person just showed up.
#3728 to #3723 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
Obviously you or one of the four others.

There is no way of knowing...
User avatar #3729 to #3728 - sarcasticrunner (06/04/2014) [-]
or look down
User avatar #3734 to #3729 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
You could be lying.
User avatar #3739 to #3734 - sarcasticrunner (06/04/2014) [-]
thats for you to decide ask pickles
User avatar #3740 to #3739 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
Ask him what?

As I've said, there is no way of knowing.
It could have even been pickles himself.
User avatar #3742 to #3740 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's him
We're in a call and such and he told me it's him
User avatar #3745 to #3742 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
That doesn't prove anything.
User avatar #3746 to #3745 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
I trust Runner
He's a trust worthy person
User avatar #3747 to #3746 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
Anybody could be a liar...

You guys are taking this too seriously... who cares who the anon was...?
Nobody...
User avatar #3741 to #3740 - sarcasticrunner (06/04/2014) [-]
Just ask him then
#3710 to #3704 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
ARE YOU DIO?
User avatar #3711 to #3710 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
No sir...
#3714 to #3711 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
are you the embodiment of autism?
User avatar #3718 to #3714 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
That would be purely opinionated...
#3721 to #3718 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
Then lets deal with facts!?!?

are you cool?
#3722 to #3721 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
Maybe.
I don't know.
You tell me.
User avatar #3726 to #3722 - sarcasticrunner (06/04/2014) [-]
and btw it was me
User avatar #3725 to #3722 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Yes, you is
#3724 to #3722 - sarcasticrunner (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm asking you.

Do you trick people?
#3731 to #3724 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
Tricking people is how I sustain life...
#3733 to #3731 - sarcasticrunner (06/04/2014) [-]
then you are a tounge
then you are a tounge
#3735 to #3733 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
I have one of those...
User avatar #3708 to #3704 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
It's greeling I bet
User avatar #3696 to #3693 - mangioluingi (06/04/2014) [-]
Someone nice.
#3690 to #3683 - sarcasticrunner (06/04/2014) [-]
just kidding it was me
just kidding it was me
#3688 to #3683 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
it wasn't bonkii!
#3689 to #3685 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Good night sweet prince
Good night sweet prince
User avatar #3595 - xiiichuckles (06/04/2014) [-]
...
User avatar #3594 - xiiichuckles (06/04/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD HI
User avatar #2973 - twillight (05/31/2014) [-]
BF4: Party Pooper
#2760 - bonkii (05/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2763 to #2762 - greeling (05/27/2014) [-]
Lel, why is the poor man in space?
User avatar #2765 to #2763 - captainpickles (05/27/2014) [-]
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET IN MY WAY WHEN I'M SAD OR ANGRY
FOR **** SAKES
User avatar #2768 to #2767 - captainpickles (05/27/2014) [-]
WHY IS IT ALWAYS YOU
#2769 to #2768 - greeling (05/27/2014) [-]
I do not know.
I do not know.
User avatar #2770 to #2769 - captainpickles (05/27/2014) [-]
******* STOP IT ALREADY
WILL YOU
User avatar #2761 to #2760 - captainpickles (05/27/2014) [-]
This isn't black dick
I am dissapoint
User avatar #2737 to #2736 - captainpickles (05/24/2014) [-]
You tell me
User avatar #2738 to #2737 - oshily (05/24/2014) [-]
I dunno mang, it's a first.
#2739 to #2738 - captainpickles (05/24/2014) [-]
Well
If you think of something tell me
#2740 to #2739 - oshily (05/24/2014) [-]
I dunno mang, kick Greeling in the balls or something.
#2751 to #2740 - greeling (05/24/2014) [-]
What the **** are you guys talking about?
User avatar #2752 to #2751 - oshily (05/24/2014) [-]
**** , it's CIA!
#2753 to #2752 - greeling (05/24/2014) [-]
Was getting caught part of your plan?
User avatar #2754 to #2753 - oshily (05/25/2014) [-]
Naturally. But don't feel fear, that comes later.
#2755 to #2754 - greeling (05/25/2014) [-]
You're a big guy.
User avatar #2756 to #2755 - oshily (05/25/2014) [-]
It'll be extremely painful. For you.
User avatar #2758 to #2757 - oshily (05/25/2014) [-]
Isded
User avatar #2759 to #2758 - greeling (05/25/2014) [-]
Rip the CIA agent known as Sea Ayeh. He thought Bane was a big guy til the end.
User avatar #2741 to #2740 - captainpickles (05/24/2014) [-]
If I ever meet him, then I will.
#2742 to #2741 - oshily (05/24/2014) [-]
Is k, saw it on Skype, bby.
Is k, saw it on Skype, bby.
#2743 to #2742 - captainpickles (05/24/2014) [-]
I probably wouldn't regret it   
Probably
I probably wouldn't regret it
Probably
User avatar #2744 to #2743 - oshily (05/24/2014) [-]
You better not.
#2745 to #2744 - captainpickles (05/24/2014) [-]
I still don't know how I can kick something that doesn't exist but I'll try
I still don't know how I can kick something that doesn't exist but I'll try
User avatar #2746 to #2745 - oshily (05/24/2014) [-]
That joke is so 4th grade.
User avatar #2747 to #2746 - captainpickles (05/24/2014) [-]
We're talking about Greels
This is no joke
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - oshily (05/24/2014) [-]
Pickles. Stop.
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - captainpickles (05/24/2014) [-]
Fine, fine
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - oshily (05/24/2014) [-]
Gooy boy.
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