Yes?

It's flan

Yeah, I realised that after a minute I wrote that comment
Thanks, I owe ya'

FlyingFlan used to call me that...No she's no more...

stupid computer logged me out

**captainpickles continues crying**
Go and don't come back! I don't care...

</3

**captainpickles while crying silently whispers**
Why can't you see I want to be with you?

But...Yeah...Okay, anything for you

now we just gotta wait for him to get back
then we can all have fun ;)

But where did he come from?

I have no idea, he may have been here the whole time, I don't know how I didn't notice I was on his bare lap.

But I want you to myself, and only to myself

but he's already rock hard, we can't just leave him like that, it'd be rude

But...But...;_;

Well lordketchup could always have his way with you instead, that's always an option.
Or we could both just dominate you, whichever.

that's reserved for someone special

Then what are we gonna do about your raging clue, just leave it there?

i'll fap or something

Well that's no fun.

sowwy bby

What's going on?

lol you're cute when you're confused

But I want it to be you and me, noone else ;_;

Well now it can be <3

Then let's do it!

But I have to go....

**captainpickles curls up into a ball and starts crying**
You are leaving me again?

No, don't cry!
I'll be back, I promise!

There are no places I could get one, I tried a lot to get one

Maybe a close family friend that needs something done, like yard work or something?
Just throwing out ideas.

My country is not like that, people do stuff for themselfs so they wouldn't need to play anyone, I'll try to find it, I really want an xbox

They're fun

If I get one I'll need to learn how to use a controler, been a mouse and keyboard person all my life

Do you play FPS?

Yeah

The xbox controller setup (how the joysticks are positioned) is amazing for FPS

Can I touch your joystick?
But I am so used to a mouse I'll take a long time to get used to it

I don't see why not
You'll get the hang of it sooner that you think

**captainpickles touches chuckles long, hard joystick**
Well let's not go ahead of ourselves, I still don't have it

**xiiichuckles looks down, confused**

Hard? Nigga you got the wrong joystick, I'm flaccid as hell.

lordketchup, when did you get here?!

What?

**xiiichuckles realizes that I've been sitting on ketchup's lap the entire time, and he was naked, his raging joystick sticking out, which is what you grabbed**

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE YOU?!

oh boy

I...um...what?

shhhhh just go with it
I'm feeling random today

They are most of what I play

It's okay, don't worry, you didn't remind me of her, I never forget her, not for a moment

Would you like the account, kinda as a more permanent memory?
I cam PM you the password if you'd like.

Yeah, that would be lovely

There you go :3

You earned all the sex you want

and I want all the sex

Then let's continue this on your profile

Well I didn't mean now, I've only had 3 hours sleep, I'm way too tired for this right now.

Then go to sleep, you need to rest

but I can't
I'm not allowed to sleep past 6am on weekdays (for reasons I will not explain)

**captainpickles cuddles**
My poor chuckles, I'm sorry

I am too.



...
you need to get an xbox.

Me?

Why?

So we can game together silly!

But that costs money and I don't have any ways to do so

To get some*

Find a way?
You said school is almost over for you, why not get a summer job?

Oh wait, you already saw it.

Thanks anyway

I can play in 10-15 min

Nice, just tell me when you're ready.

Let's go!

Skype?

Actually I'll skip it this time

Okay

Nice. What'd you think of it?

The art style got in the way time to time other than that I think it was amazing a sure 9.8/10

Really? I thought it was good. Sure looked better than anything else when you think about the shows in 2004.

It hurt my eyes a little
I'd think the futuristic setting would change a lot but it was so close to the book
I'm really impressed how they did it

Havn't read the book so I don't know. I just like it for its writing on its own.

I think I'll finish the book to compare them both

Oi, sup?

Shame about Jojo's break

You mean the abridged searies?

I didn't know there was an Abrdiged Series.

There is one and it's on break now
So JoJo is going to get continued?
Neat

I heard they were doing all of the parts, I'll have to look up this abriged series.

I hope they are
It's on ep 1 for the 2012 one and all done for the old one

I've never seen the old one

Me neither

Speaking of old, I'm going to watch the Fist of the North Star movie today sometime.

Have fun

''1time my mom lowered her nutsack in2 my throat nd i gargled it''
Ahahahahah

Don't be shy
Here's some cake if you want

You'll get it with one condition and it is that you write down your name on the note book

I still want to know who you are and why did you come here

Oh come on, tell me who you are, please

Well I see you don't want to talk so I'll have to ask you to leave

ok bye bye

You can talk?!
Wait!

You can't be thay shy can you?
Eh whatever take the cake

Hello?

Who are you?

Well if you don't want to talk to me fine then!

Bye Bye

Taeko!
Hooray for Taeko!

Taeko is amazing!

Speak, please

Don't be shy

Write down what you want to say here

It's okay, don't be afraid

But what kind of food?

edible food

I'm going to cook something with love

have fun slave

The food is ready now

thank you slave

You are welcome master
I hope you enjoy it
I made it with all my heart

You look so cute
What classes?

history ive just finished it

Doesn't my master know all?

nope, college is still annoying as all heck

I'll help you learn
For each answer right I'll take off a piece of clothing

that will make me want to get every thing wrong,

Why do you say such things?

beacuse you like it

I don't
I have made armour that can protect me from your magic including your scythe
Time for lewd things

nothing can protect you from a necromancers words

Except armour that can
Commence lewd things!

not even reality itself is immune to a necromancers words, should a necromancer say die all within that range of her voice would die, the trees would die the ground would become barren even the microscopic creatures in the air would die, nothing is immune to a necromancers power

Damn it!
I can't have fun, can I?

nope, pervert

Food's ready

thank you

It's already cold now I have to throw it out and make some more

sorry about that, but even i have to sleep sometime

What would you like?

food

Awwww

Anyways what do you want for dinner?

a feast

Of

food of course

But what kind of food?

food

Food's ready, do enjoy
I'm going to go some stuff and not peek on you master

alright then

**captainpickles peaks on master when she bends over and reveals her underwear**

do i need to use the scythe again

Ah you saw me
I'm sorry!

you have a ten second head start, you better run

**captainpickles hugs master**
I won't run

then you die

My love for my master will protect me

not when your dead

I won't die because I love my master too much and she knows it and won't kill me

fine >..> do what you want

Yay!
I knew my master loves me too much to kill me
Did you like the food?

yes but class is starting so shhhhh

But it's embarasing to be in it...

but you look cute in it

I'll do it just for you master

thank you slave kun, now no more procrastination, to work with you

You are looking up my skirt!

no, never slave kun why would i want to look up there

You were looking up my skirt, I saw it!
Now you are just lying!

why would you accuse me of doing something so embarrassing

I saw you do it, why did you do it?
It's so embarasing

a cute litte me would never do anything like that, its you who is being preverted and imaging things

I never knew my master was a liar
No cake for my master today

oh, your trying to keep cake away from me... i guess its time for you to be disciplined slave, dont worry if you die ill bring you back to life

It's not like I wanted you to admit that you were interested in me, b-baka

thats fine i wont stand still or blood will get on the carpet

Here take the cake!
I just wanted you to say you like me ;_;

dare i ask what happened in that picture

They had a party
We could have a party too

i doubt it

Why are you saying such harsh things?

because you like it, pervert

Help!

i never knew you had a snake fetish, slave-kun well ill leave you to it have fun

I got away but they stole my clothes
Ahhh...please don't look

hmm not bad slave kun, ive seen better but not bad

Please don't look

and why would i not slave-kun

It's embarasing

fine ill go watch tv

This is the only other outfit I have, it's so embarasing

hmm, i like it

You do?

hmm yes you have to clean the house in that from now on slave kun

Hmmm...
Well good morning the breakfast is ready and I left some snacks for you while I am at scvhool

thank you slave kun, have a good day and study hard so you do not reflect badly on your master

I'm back master, I'm going to go cook some dinner for you, then I'll clean the house and I also picked up a few muffins for you

you seem remarkable eager today slave, or maybe you are lonely would you like to talk about something slave

I'm always like this master

very well slave but do stop trying to look up my skirt when you think im not looking

But do I have to get in the outfit?

of course

The food is ready, I'm going to go to sleep
Have a good meal

But how do I know what to do?

you tell me slave kun

I don't know what to say

well then thats just to bad slave kun, make sure to make me lunch on time k?

I'm making it already
So you won't give me a hint?

Lunch! What are you cooking?! Is it ramen? No steak and potatoes!

What would you like the most?

all of the above?

I'll do that then, and I'll make cake too

thank you slave-kun

Can I get a tip now?

nope

Is this something on the line?

maybe maybe not

Well it would be better if you told me because I might do bad things to you without you letting me and that would be bad

as if you could, little slave

What a cute picture I found

yes, what of it slave

You look really cute in it
I'd like some help because I'm being attacked by snakes

you seem to be enjoying it so its fine

I am just playing some games
And you m'lady?

im just lazing around myself slave-kun

That's one lewd picture

its hot slave-kun, i would wear more clothes if you had air conditioning

I'm sorry
I'll try to do something

so why is it still so hot in here slave? your doing this on purpose arent you.

No...
Yes

slave-kun is a pervert

I'm sorry ;_;

i dont mind perverts

Oh my....
How arousing

is it already to much for you to handle slave

Nope, I can go on

what would be the fun in that slave-kun, you have to earn your reward

How?

you have to figure it out, have fun slave-kun~

Don't be like that, please give me a tip

nope, no clues slave-kun

Pretty please~

nope

Yes?

can you make me dinner?

Would cake be good?

yes cake would be good

So what brings you here?

just visiting you slave kun

Slave?

yes, slave-kun

I'm your slave?

of course, slave-kun

I'm fine with that
I hope I'm a sex slave

afraid not slave-kun, your in charge of manual laber and making me food, on that note where is my food

Here's the food, please do enjoy
When did I become your slave m'lady?

when i said so slave-kun

How interesting
How was the food?

not bad but use less sauce next time slave-kun

Noted
Maybe I can do some other stuff to please you

i have my doubts about the quality of your performance slave-kun

now that, that is cleared up what are you up to slave kun

Hey
Yes

zup?

Playing TERA with some people
You?

Nothing of interest

She looks like ana to me

Damn anime unoriginality

I don't have any money

Damn.

I can sell my body and get some

I hate to do this but.......I can't let you do that alone.

Thanks

Don't mention it. Seriously. Don't.

If there's anything you want me to do just ask

Eh?

Oi

Hi

Sup?

Nothing

Just got on FJ for the first time in a week, it was kinda a challenge..bet...thing

Do something!

You won?

lol will do What are you up to?

I did^^

TERA with a person

Good job! What did you win?

Fun

Naked pictures, was the reward

Indeed

Of a person?

Pfff ofcourse

Of who?

Secret :3

Share the secret or you gonna get raped

Rape it is

Time to begin

x3

And I don't think you'll be able to walk for a few days

Hello
Have we met before?

Don't think so!

How are you doing today? Up to anything fun?