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Date Signed Up:1/03/2013
Last Login:12/13/2014
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#1694948 - See ya' 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1694936 - Really simple You go on ehentai and make an account, log i…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1695092 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
it ain't working
User avatar #1695164 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah, that works, thanks
User avatar #1695168 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Have fun
#1694929 - Sounds good, nice. 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1694928 - Want to know how to get on it?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694930 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
sure
User avatar #1694971 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Tell me if it works
User avatar #1694936 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Really simple
You go on ehentai and make an account, log in.
Go find your cookies in options/preferences and delete the exhentai cookie
Voila, you're dona.
User avatar #1695092 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
it ain't working
User avatar #1695164 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah, that works, thanks
User avatar #1695168 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Have fun
#1694922 - It's not on g.e Got access to ex?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694925 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #1694928 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Want to know how to get on it?
User avatar #1694930 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
sure
User avatar #1694971 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Tell me if it works
User avatar #1694936 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Really simple
You go on ehentai and make an account, log in.
Go find your cookies in options/preferences and delete the exhentai cookie
Voila, you're dona.
User avatar #1695092 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
it ain't working
User avatar #1695164 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah, that works, thanks
User avatar #1695168 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Have fun
#1694906 - Search for Danganronpa on g.e and you'll find it I would l… 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1694895 - Hot...  [+] (12 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694900 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
g.e-hentai.org/s/b56bfd4a8a/491878-1
nsfw

I'm gonna need the full of that mister
User avatar #1694922 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
It's not on g.e
Got access to ex?
User avatar #1694925 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #1694928 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Want to know how to get on it?
User avatar #1694930 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
sure
User avatar #1694971 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Tell me if it works
User avatar #1694936 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Really simple
You go on ehentai and make an account, log in.
Go find your cookies in options/preferences and delete the exhentai cookie
Voila, you're dona.
User avatar #1695092 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
it ain't working
User avatar #1695164 - zoopityzop (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah, that works, thanks
User avatar #1695168 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Have fun
#1694906 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Search for Danganronpa on g.e and you'll find it
I would link it but I can't cuz' brother
#1694875 - If only I could read 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1694861 - So your skin feels incredibly hot and all hairy? Kek.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +3
User avatar #1694864 - zombienurse (07/05/2014) [-]
i didn't say feels

i said smells
#1694875 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
If only I could read
#1694837 - My ears 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1694815 - The Greaser* 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1694814 - The Geraser  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694815 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
The Greaser*
#1694812 - Good enough for me I'll take it 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1694806 - Pls?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694811 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
Well I told the other guy that I'd do it in 2 years, so maybe in 2016
User avatar #1694812 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Good enough for me
I'll take it
#1694784 - I want a vid of anal masturbation not just a dick pics I a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694803 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
#1694779 - If you do it, record it.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694781 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
You'll have to get in line, I already promised someone pictures of my dick.
#1694784 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
I want a vid of anal masturbation not just a dick pics
I ain't a pleb
User avatar #1694803 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
#1694761 - You can use something else 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1694757 - Now that I think of it Both 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
#1694750 - Do it and I'll make your wish come true It's good being to…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694755 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
But I'm purely submissive

I dun wanna use my dick
User avatar #1694779 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
If you do it, record it.
User avatar #1694781 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
You'll have to get in line, I already promised someone pictures of my dick.
#1694784 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
I want a vid of anal masturbation not just a dick pics
I ain't a pleb
User avatar #1694803 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
#1694761 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
You can use something else
#1694741 - Do it and I'll let you help me fulfill my dream Pic related  [+] (8 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694745 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
But that's what I want
#1694750 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Do it and I'll make your wish come true
It's good being top and bot
User avatar #1694755 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
But I'm purely submissive

I dun wanna use my dick
User avatar #1694779 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
If you do it, record it.
User avatar #1694781 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
You'll have to get in line, I already promised someone pictures of my dick.
#1694784 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
I want a vid of anal masturbation not just a dick pics
I ain't a pleb
User avatar #1694803 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
#1694761 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
You can use something else
#1694727 - Why not?  [+] (10 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694733 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
#1694741 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Do it and I'll let you help me fulfill my dream
Pic related
User avatar #1694745 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
But that's what I want
#1694750 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Do it and I'll make your wish come true
It's good being top and bot
User avatar #1694755 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
But I'm purely submissive

I dun wanna use my dick
User avatar #1694779 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
If you do it, record it.
User avatar #1694781 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
You'll have to get in line, I already promised someone pictures of my dick.
#1694784 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
I want a vid of anal masturbation not just a dick pics
I ain't a pleb
User avatar #1694803 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
#1694761 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
You can use something else
#1694725 - Picture 07/05/2014 on Friendly 0
#1694721 - Anything good happened?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694927 - goomy (07/05/2014) [-]
Just happy.
User avatar #1694929 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Sounds good, nice.
#1694719 - Do it and I'll give you a cookie  [+] (12 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694724 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
but why
#1694727 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #1694733 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
#1694741 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Do it and I'll let you help me fulfill my dream
Pic related
User avatar #1694745 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
But that's what I want
#1694750 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Do it and I'll make your wish come true
It's good being top and bot
User avatar #1694755 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
But I'm purely submissive

I dun wanna use my dick
User avatar #1694779 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
If you do it, record it.
User avatar #1694781 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
You'll have to get in line, I already promised someone pictures of my dick.
#1694784 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
I want a vid of anal masturbation not just a dick pics
I ain't a pleb
User avatar #1694803 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
#1694761 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
You can use something else
#1694708 - So why aren't you masturbating/  [+] (14 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1694712 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
lazy
#1694719 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Do it and I'll give you a cookie
User avatar #1694724 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
but why
#1694727 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #1694733 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
#1694741 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Do it and I'll let you help me fulfill my dream
Pic related
User avatar #1694745 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
But that's what I want
#1694750 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
Do it and I'll make your wish come true
It's good being top and bot
User avatar #1694755 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
But I'm purely submissive

I dun wanna use my dick
User avatar #1694779 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
If you do it, record it.
User avatar #1694781 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
You'll have to get in line, I already promised someone pictures of my dick.
#1694784 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
I want a vid of anal masturbation not just a dick pics
I ain't a pleb
User avatar #1694803 - fausticorn (07/05/2014) [-]
#1694761 - captainpickles (07/05/2014) [-]
You can use something else

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#3908 - flybager ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
*invites you to play CancerStrike: Global Offended*
User avatar #3909 to #3908 - josuke ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
I use this now, bruh
#3905 - yuruyu (11/17/2014) [-]
r u ded
User avatar #3904 - captainpickles (11/04/2014) [-]
dasd
User avatar #3901 - Syncronicity (07/28/2014) [-]
Hello~
User avatar #3900 - captainpickles (07/15/2014) [-]
you're
#3889 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
WHAT YOU WANT COCKSUCKER?
User avatar #3888 - twillight (06/29/2014) [-]
Fuko Thriller!
#3850 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3871 to #3851 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
there was an octopus girl in that manga, right?
there was an octopus girl in that manga, right?
#3873 to #3872 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
yay
yay
User avatar #3875 to #3873 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
It was pretty good
#3876 to #3875 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3877 to #3876 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Based Ika
User avatar #3879 to #3878 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
And then they **** , the end
#3880 to #3879 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3882 to #3881 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3883 to #3882 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Tentacle rape
#3884 to #3883 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Go away
Go away
#3856 to #3854 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
saw you posting an ika gif on hentai
Also, dont try to hide your comments from me
#3857 to #3856 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
It was only one gif.   
I will!
It was only one gif.
I will!
#3858 to #3857 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Rood.
Rood.
#3859 to #3858 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Whachu gonna do fagget?
Whachu gonna do fagget?
#3861 to #3860 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Thought so
Thought so
#3862 to #3861 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
You're mean
#3863 to #3862 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
That's me for you
That's me for you
#3864 to #3863 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
well maybe i'll stop posting Ika
well maybe i'll stop posting Ika
#3865 to #3864 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
It's up to you
It's up to you
#3866 to #3865 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THEM
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THEM
#3867 to #3866 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Never watched it, not really gonna use it.
Never watched it, not really gonna use it.
#3869 to #3867 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
>not watching ika musume
>not watching ika musume
User avatar #3870 to #3869 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
I read it
User avatar #3842 to #3841 - hykk (06/24/2014) [-]
Waddap Captain?
User avatar #3843 to #3842 - captainpickles (06/24/2014) [-]
Just played league with my fav champ and stomped
Wbu?
User avatar #3844 to #3843 - hykk (06/24/2014) [-]
I hope it was Taric with Homo-skin, everything else sucks.

Clicking some circles.
User avatar #3845 to #3844 - captainpickles (06/24/2014) [-]
Lux, it was lux.

CIRCLES, how don't your hands get bloody with all that clicking?
#3846 to #3845 - hykk (06/24/2014) [-]
Lux is cool as well, do you play her as mid or support?

Hehe, I've clicked over 3 000 000 times by now
User avatar #3847 to #3846 - captainpickles (06/24/2014) [-]
Mid and top, adc for fun times.

Oh god, I feel bad for your fingers...
User avatar #3848 to #3847 - hykk (06/24/2014) [-]
iirc you said that you play Meepo pretty good didn't you?

They do as well sometimes.
User avatar #3849 to #3848 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Ech, ECH at best.

Heeeh
#3868 to #3849 - hykk (06/25/2014) [-]
Do you have any tips? Some different keybinds, builds, anything?
User avatar #3874 to #3868 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
For key binds
I put my change controlled hero as 1
Then auto cast his tp as 2
And select all units as 3, for quick getaways
And I put quick cast on my net
Then, for build, I get aquilas, tango, go get brown boots, if you're gonna jungle take tranquils, then rush aghs, after that you'll have 4 meepos, you should send 2 meepos into one camp, other 2 in another, really fast jungling, then get a heart or mek if no one has it, then if you need armor, get AC then another heart or buttefly, if you don't and want damage, butterfly and then get ac, you can also get Eblade after AC/BF or blink dagger after aghs.
Get tele at 1, get net at 2, get ult at 3, max tele, get geostrike at 6, finish maxing your tele and max your net, with it you can just throw it from the jungle while someone is in lane without getting seen when maxed, then finish maxing geo and lastly your stats.
User avatar #3886 to #3874 - hykk (06/25/2014) [-]
Hmmm, I think I'll stick with my for units selection since I've used them for both HoN and Wc3 aswell, but thanks for the tips on build, I haven't had a clue of what yo get really.
User avatar #3837 to #3836 - captainpickles (06/23/2014) [-]
I'd vote for you
User avatar #3838 to #3837 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
Would you subscribe, though?
#3824 - sayonarazetsubou ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Why did you remove me?
#3825 to #3824 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't take it personally   
It's just that I am not in the best mood and don't really want anyone to communicate with me from the chats.
Don't take it personally
It's just that I am not in the best mood and don't really want anyone to communicate with me from the chats.
#3826 to #3825 - sayonarazetsubou ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
It's all right. We all have those days. Just add me back when you're feeling better?
User avatar #3827 to #3826 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I will.
Are gonna have DnD this week?
User avatar #3828 to #3827 - sayonarazetsubou ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
The next day off I have is Tuesday of next week. Although, on this upcoming Sunday, I don't have to be in until 4, which is way after the usual time. So a session sunday is entirely possible.
#3829 to #3828 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
I think Curtis' new one is at that time.
I think Curtis' new one is at that time.
#3830 to #3829 - sayonarazetsubou ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** . I guess we'll have to plan on Tuesday then?
User avatar #3831 to #3830 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Sounds good to me
User avatar #3832 to #3831 - sayonarazetsubou ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
I'll announce on Skype.
User avatar #3833 to #3832 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Alright.
Just add greeeling back
I kicked khim cuz' **** him
User avatar #3891 to #3833 - greeeling (07/11/2014) [-]
Faggot.
User avatar #3892 to #3891 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
GO BACK TO HAVING FUN WITHOUT US
User avatar #3893 to #3892 - greeeling (07/11/2014) [-]
You're an idiot, and I will.
User avatar #3834 to #3833 - sayonarazetsubou ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Done. See ya on Tuesday. Until then, I'm swamped.
User avatar #3810 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Pickles didn't detram give you a tablet and then you ended barely even using it?
Because I need a tablet for osu!
User avatar #3811 to #3810 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
The tablet was 300 euro
And I use it each day for at least 1 hour
User avatar #3813 to #3811 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
HORY SHIET 300 EURO, mane
User avatar #3815 to #3813 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
300 euro for a tablet to play osu on
Would you?
User avatar #3816 to #3815 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
gawsh no
User avatar #3817 to #3816 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm trying to use it as much as possible so I wouldn't feel like detram wasted m oney on me
User avatar #3818 to #3817 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
That's probably what I misheard you and detsy talking about
User avatar #3819 to #3818 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
Most likely
Well, since you're here, how's it going?
User avatar #3820 to #3819 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah alright, nothing too exciting ever happens to me.
What about you?
User avatar #3821 to #3820 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
Just working and watching anime at work still?
Summer started and I expect it to be good cuz' I won't have to work most likely so I can go to the gym each day.
User avatar #3822 to #3821 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah pretty much, and playing league and whatnot
User avatar #3823 to #3822 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
I haven't play that since vel came out
No one seems to be playing it anymore
User avatar #3814 to #3813 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
That's average pay, without taxes here.
.-.
User avatar #3812 to #3811 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah right I must have misheard what you guys were talking about
User avatar #3802 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Also Jojo is like the best thing ever
Also Joseph is best Jojo
Also SPEEDUHWAGON BEST CHARACTER
User avatar #3803 to #3802 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
Aw yiss, glad you liked it.
And some of the JoJo's are as good as him, so you know that you can expect good stuff.
FastCart is indeed best character
User avatar #3804 to #3803 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't like Jotaro, he's bad Jojo
Also giant Dio in the sea when?
#3805 to #3804 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
Jotaro's down there, Johnny, Josuke, those are the better ones.
I haven't watched it past ep 6, just waiting for it to finish so I am not sure.
Did you watch it at work?
User avatar #3806 to #3805 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I did
User avatar #3807 to #3806 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
I know I overhype it but it's still pretty great
User avatar #3808 to #3807 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
It's ******* amazing
User avatar #3809 to #3808 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
If only they skipped part 5 and 6 and got to 7
If only
User avatar #3799 - aangbingo (06/12/2014) [-]
*rolls 911*
User avatar #3749 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Mikli
Seelcudoom
Why this? Why are you here/
User avatar #3781 to #3762 - bonkii ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
still here
#3756 to #3749 - seelcudoom (06/04/2014) [-]
because i want to be
because i want to be
User avatar #3757 to #3756 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
So, privacy, not a thing anymore?
Neat...
User avatar #3761 to #3757 - seelcudoom (06/04/2014) [-]
actually i was just checking profiles of people who were flagged to see if they posted stuff thats not aloud anywhere else
User avatar #3764 to #3761 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Still
You could be looking at my dick pics
I don't want that
#3766 to #3764 - seelcudoom (06/04/2014) [-]
there are dickpics here?
#3769 to #3767 - seelcudoom (06/04/2014) [-]
were are they
User avatar #3750 to #3749 - mikli ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
wanted to check if you got banned for that image
User avatar #3751 to #3750 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
People are invading me...
Save me...
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