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Date Signed Up:1/03/2013
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#1803920 - I would 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
#1803904 - Go home buddy. 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#1803900 - Nope WOuldn't do it 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
#1803894 - I thought about it but I'd never ever go through with it I…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1803896 - kaelthor (07/21/2014) [-]
Bow to the chest at 20m from behind some foliage. Done and done.
User avatar #1803900 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Nope
WOuldn't do it
#1803707 - Nope  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1803769 - kaelthor (07/21/2014) [-]
Srs. I know you've thought of murdering someone before at least.
User avatar #1803894 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
I thought about it but I'd never ever go through with it
I'm a passive person
I try not to resort to violence even at worst times
User avatar #1803896 - kaelthor (07/21/2014) [-]
Bow to the chest at 20m from behind some foliage. Done and done.
User avatar #1803900 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Nope
WOuldn't do it
#1803685 - Yes  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1803693 - kaelthor (07/21/2014) [-]
WHY IS IT SO WEIRD? HAVE YOU REALLY NEVER THOUGHT OF JUST MURDERING SOMEONE AND SEEING IF YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT?
User avatar #1803707 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Nope
User avatar #1803769 - kaelthor (07/21/2014) [-]
Srs. I know you've thought of murdering someone before at least.
User avatar #1803894 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
I thought about it but I'd never ever go through with it
I'm a passive person
I try not to resort to violence even at worst times
User avatar #1803896 - kaelthor (07/21/2014) [-]
Bow to the chest at 20m from behind some foliage. Done and done.
User avatar #1803900 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Nope
WOuldn't do it
#1803675 - I hate you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#1803703 - xerros (07/21/2014) [-]
#1803668 - But it's warm 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
#1803663 - It's the only boner I can't avoid Makes me feel not in control  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1803673 - xerros (07/21/2014) [-]
you know the average male gets about 10 boners while sleeping
so... yeah
User avatar #1803675 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
I hate you
#1803703 - xerros (07/21/2014) [-]
#1803646 - It's annoying is all  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#1803657 - xerros (07/21/2014) [-]
I usually hold it out for a bit and hope someone catches me
User avatar #1803663 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
It's the only boner I can't avoid
Makes me feel not in control
User avatar #1803673 - xerros (07/21/2014) [-]
you know the average male gets about 10 boners while sleeping
so... yeah
User avatar #1803675 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
I hate you
#1803703 - xerros (07/21/2014) [-]
#1803640 - My head is staying in my ass, it's warm there.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1803651 - kaelthor (07/21/2014) [-]
It's a stupid place to be.
User avatar #1803668 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
But it's warm
#1803583 - Close enough...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1803593 - NutHut (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm still drunk I'm sorry
#1803568 - Good boy 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
#1803564 - Do you suck dicks?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1803574 - NutHut (07/21/2014) [-]
Aaahhh nice trrryyy
User avatar #1803583 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Close enough...
User avatar #1803593 - NutHut (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm still drunk I'm sorry
#1803553 - Nut Gut  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1803559 - NutHut (07/21/2014) [-]
tug tun
User avatar #1803564 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Do you suck dicks?
User avatar #1803574 - NutHut (07/21/2014) [-]
Aaahhh nice trrryyy
User avatar #1803583 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Close enough...
User avatar #1803593 - NutHut (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm still drunk I'm sorry
#1803549 - Half hard 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#1803540 - Nothing is worse  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1803546 - xerros (07/21/2014) [-]
what are you, half mad?
User avatar #1803549 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Half hard
#1803536 - If it was a guy it'd be a lot better 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#1803532 - Nah, that one is a gallery of girls from Danganronpa being use… 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
#1803529 - And if she doesn't you forgot to take her out for dinner. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1803551 - locken (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm cold.
Time to go home.
User avatar #1803904 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Go home buddy.
#1803512 - Want a download for it maybe?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1803524 - NutHut (07/21/2014) [-]
Nah. I just read your description.
I probably won't remember tomorrow anyway. ty tho
User avatar #1803532 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Nah, that one is a gallery of girls from Danganronpa being used in sexual ways
#1803498 - Bless Junko's everything 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
#1803493 - It's not on G.E Sorry buddy, only way to do it is by getti…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1803500 - NutHut (07/21/2014) [-]
Such is the curse
User avatar #1803512 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Want a download for it maybe?
User avatar #1803524 - NutHut (07/21/2014) [-]
Nah. I just read your description.
I probably won't remember tomorrow anyway. ty tho
User avatar #1803532 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Nah, that one is a gallery of girls from Danganronpa being used in sexual ways
#1803471 - I'm not really old here but from what I've seen Nope. 07/21/2014 on Friendly +2
#1803461 - That most of the time means one answer will solve all of the q…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1803518 - locken (07/21/2014) [-]
Not sure how that'll work out considering, but I guess time will tell as she always does.
Nothing about the hobo.
I just saw one and felt he was noteworthy.
#1803529 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
And if she doesn't you forgot to take her out for dinner.
Hobos make me upset and wonder.
User avatar #1803551 - locken (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm cold.
Time to go home.
User avatar #1803904 - captainpickles (07/21/2014) [-]
Go home buddy.

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#3908 - flybager (12/09/2014) [-]
*invites you to play CancerStrike: Global Offended*
User avatar #3909 to #3908 - josuke ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
I use this now, bruh
#3905 - yuruyu (11/17/2014) [-]
r u ded
User avatar #3904 - captainpickles (11/04/2014) [-]
dasd
User avatar #3901 - Syncronicity (07/28/2014) [-]
Hello~
User avatar #3900 - captainpickles (07/15/2014) [-]
you're
#3889 - notsoulmyr (07/02/2014) [-]
WHAT YOU WANT COCKSUCKER?
User avatar #3888 - twillight (06/29/2014) [-]
Fuko Thriller!
#3850 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
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#3871 to #3851 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
there was an octopus girl in that manga, right?
there was an octopus girl in that manga, right?
#3873 to #3872 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
yay
yay
User avatar #3875 to #3873 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
It was pretty good
#3876 to #3875 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3877 to #3876 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Based Ika
User avatar #3879 to #3878 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
And then they **** , the end
#3880 to #3879 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3882 to #3881 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3883 to #3882 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Tentacle rape
#3884 to #3883 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Go away
Go away
#3856 to #3854 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
saw you posting an ika gif on hentai
Also, dont try to hide your comments from me
#3857 to #3856 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
It was only one gif.   
I will!
It was only one gif.
I will!
#3858 to #3857 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Rood.
Rood.
#3859 to #3858 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Whachu gonna do fagget?
Whachu gonna do fagget?
#3861 to #3860 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Thought so
Thought so
#3862 to #3861 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
You're mean
#3863 to #3862 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
That's me for you
That's me for you
#3864 to #3863 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
well maybe i'll stop posting Ika
well maybe i'll stop posting Ika
#3865 to #3864 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
It's up to you
It's up to you
#3866 to #3865 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THEM
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THEM
#3867 to #3866 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Never watched it, not really gonna use it.
Never watched it, not really gonna use it.
#3869 to #3867 - miia ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
>not watching ika musume
>not watching ika musume
User avatar #3870 to #3869 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
I read it
#3840 - hykk ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #3842 to #3841 - hykk ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Waddap Captain?
User avatar #3843 to #3842 - captainpickles (06/24/2014) [-]
Just played league with my fav champ and stomped
Wbu?
User avatar #3844 to #3843 - hykk ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I hope it was Taric with Homo-skin, everything else sucks.

Clicking some circles.
User avatar #3845 to #3844 - captainpickles (06/24/2014) [-]
Lux, it was lux.

CIRCLES, how don't your hands get bloody with all that clicking?
#3846 to #3845 - hykk ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Lux is cool as well, do you play her as mid or support?

Hehe, I've clicked over 3 000 000 times by now
User avatar #3847 to #3846 - captainpickles (06/24/2014) [-]
Mid and top, adc for fun times.

Oh god, I feel bad for your fingers...
User avatar #3848 to #3847 - hykk ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
iirc you said that you play Meepo pretty good didn't you?

They do as well sometimes.
User avatar #3849 to #3848 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
Ech, ECH at best.

Heeeh
#3868 to #3849 - hykk ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Do you have any tips? Some different keybinds, builds, anything?
User avatar #3874 to #3868 - captainpickles (06/25/2014) [-]
For key binds
I put my change controlled hero as 1
Then auto cast his tp as 2
And select all units as 3, for quick getaways
And I put quick cast on my net
Then, for build, I get aquilas, tango, go get brown boots, if you're gonna jungle take tranquils, then rush aghs, after that you'll have 4 meepos, you should send 2 meepos into one camp, other 2 in another, really fast jungling, then get a heart or mek if no one has it, then if you need armor, get AC then another heart or buttefly, if you don't and want damage, butterfly and then get ac, you can also get Eblade after AC/BF or blink dagger after aghs.
Get tele at 1, get net at 2, get ult at 3, max tele, get geostrike at 6, finish maxing your tele and max your net, with it you can just throw it from the jungle while someone is in lane without getting seen when maxed, then finish maxing geo and lastly your stats.
User avatar #3886 to #3874 - hykk ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Hmmm, I think I'll stick with my for units selection since I've used them for both HoN and Wc3 aswell, but thanks for the tips on build, I haven't had a clue of what yo get really.
User avatar #3837 to #3836 - captainpickles (06/23/2014) [-]
I'd vote for you
User avatar #3838 to #3837 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Would you subscribe, though?
#3824 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
Why did you remove me?
#3825 to #3824 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Don't take it personally   
It's just that I am not in the best mood and don't really want anyone to communicate with me from the chats.
Don't take it personally
It's just that I am not in the best mood and don't really want anyone to communicate with me from the chats.
#3826 to #3825 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
It's all right. We all have those days. Just add me back when you're feeling better?
User avatar #3827 to #3826 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I will.
Are gonna have DnD this week?
User avatar #3828 to #3827 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
The next day off I have is Tuesday of next week. Although, on this upcoming Sunday, I don't have to be in until 4, which is way after the usual time. So a session sunday is entirely possible.
#3829 to #3828 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
I think Curtis' new one is at that time.
I think Curtis' new one is at that time.
#3830 to #3829 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
**** . I guess we'll have to plan on Tuesday then?
User avatar #3831 to #3830 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Sounds good to me
User avatar #3832 to #3831 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
I'll announce on Skype.
User avatar #3833 to #3832 - captainpickles (06/20/2014) [-]
Alright.
Just add greeeling back
I kicked khim cuz' **** him
User avatar #3891 to #3833 - greeeling (07/11/2014) [-]
Faggot.
User avatar #3892 to #3891 - captainpickles (07/11/2014) [-]
GO BACK TO HAVING FUN WITHOUT US
User avatar #3893 to #3892 - greeeling (07/11/2014) [-]
You're an idiot, and I will.
User avatar #3834 to #3833 - sayonarazetsubou (06/20/2014) [-]
Done. See ya on Tuesday. Until then, I'm swamped.
User avatar #3810 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
Pickles didn't detram give you a tablet and then you ended barely even using it?
Because I need a tablet for osu!
User avatar #3811 to #3810 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
The tablet was 300 euro
And I use it each day for at least 1 hour
User avatar #3813 to #3811 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
HORY SHIET 300 EURO, mane
User avatar #3815 to #3813 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
300 euro for a tablet to play osu on
Would you?
User avatar #3816 to #3815 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
gawsh no
User avatar #3817 to #3816 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm trying to use it as much as possible so I wouldn't feel like detram wasted m oney on me
User avatar #3818 to #3817 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
That's probably what I misheard you and detsy talking about
User avatar #3819 to #3818 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
Most likely
Well, since you're here, how's it going?
User avatar #3820 to #3819 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah alright, nothing too exciting ever happens to me.
What about you?
User avatar #3821 to #3820 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
Just working and watching anime at work still?
Summer started and I expect it to be good cuz' I won't have to work most likely so I can go to the gym each day.
User avatar #3822 to #3821 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah pretty much, and playing league and whatnot
User avatar #3823 to #3822 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
I haven't play that since vel came out
No one seems to be playing it anymore
User avatar #3814 to #3813 - captainpickles (06/15/2014) [-]
That's average pay, without taxes here.
.-.
User avatar #3812 to #3811 - ikingdabsy (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah right I must have misheard what you guys were talking about
User avatar #3802 - ikingdabsy (06/14/2014) [-]
Also Jojo is like the best thing ever
Also Joseph is best Jojo
Also SPEEDUHWAGON BEST CHARACTER
User avatar #3803 to #3802 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
Aw yiss, glad you liked it.
And some of the JoJo's are as good as him, so you know that you can expect good stuff.
FastCart is indeed best character
User avatar #3804 to #3803 - ikingdabsy (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't like Jotaro, he's bad Jojo
Also giant Dio in the sea when?
#3805 to #3804 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
Jotaro's down there, Johnny, Josuke, those are the better ones.
I haven't watched it past ep 6, just waiting for it to finish so I am not sure.
Did you watch it at work?
User avatar #3806 to #3805 - ikingdabsy (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I did
User avatar #3807 to #3806 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
I know I overhype it but it's still pretty great
User avatar #3809 to #3808 - captainpickles (06/14/2014) [-]
If only they skipped part 5 and 6 and got to 7
If only
User avatar #3799 - aangbingo (06/12/2014) [-]
*rolls 911*
User avatar #3749 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Mikli
Seelcudoom
Why this? Why are you here/
User avatar #3781 to #3762 - bonkii (06/04/2014) [-]
still here
#3756 to #3749 - seelcudoom ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
because i want to be
because i want to be
User avatar #3757 to #3756 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
So, privacy, not a thing anymore?
Neat...
User avatar #3761 to #3757 - seelcudoom ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
actually i was just checking profiles of people who were flagged to see if they posted stuff thats not aloud anywhere else
User avatar #3764 to #3761 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
Still
You could be looking at my dick pics
I don't want that
#3766 to #3764 - seelcudoom ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
there are dickpics here?
#3769 to #3767 - seelcudoom ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
were are they
User avatar #3750 to #3749 - mikli ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
wanted to check if you got banned for that image
User avatar #3751 to #3750 - captainpickles (06/04/2014) [-]
People are invading me...
Save me...
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