What the fuck m8

I also want to shove things your throat.

In a sexual way?

Your friends call you that?

Tried didn't like em.

Hmm, what about gifs?

Nope.

So only pics and doujins?

Don't you get tired of being so restrictive?

Only doujings!
Nah

AAAAAAAAAALRIGHTY THEN.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FUCKING HATE YOU

Wat.
Why?

funnyjunk.com/user/captainpickles/794#794 Nope I love both of them!

What would Taeko say to that?

She would like a fivesome with you me her yuki and Ennis.

K, I'll bring futa's.

No need for futa's just a normal fivesome

Psst, I know you want to be violated by one.

Better bring the gender bender tonic because yuri is best love!

Speaking of genderbender...

here: exhentai.org/s/69fe99c5e5/555525-1

But I want gender bend yuri!

Mind Break > Yuri.

YURI>Anything else

Yuri is still awesome, though.

Infestation is best hentai.

2 Hours of yuri doijin's.Best 2 hours ever.

Futa or Yuri?

Yuri today I will go only for 1

Hmm, would you want Yuri vids?

Nah only doujin.

Damn, why won't you fap to videos?

Ever tried any hentai games?

Yes...

Sure they're not joking?
Doesn't really sound like a serious thing to call someone.

Now two things clinged on:faggocite and pedo.

Faggocite, that was a new one.
Wait, why are they calling you a pedo?
Don't tell me you searched for uu54321uu in front of them?

A faggocite was in a biology book it's a cell like the white blood cell.
No I didn't.I just told them what lolicon was and boom a pedo...

Hehe, ok. Are they "real" friends?
Damn, never tell people the explanation of something like that.
Not even if they ask, normal people are so damn prejudice.

Wait, are you a lolicon?

Not real friends.I have no real friends.
I am not lolicon.

Get some.
It's nice to have once in a while.

Really?

Well I have two good friends but we rarely hang out.
Yes I am not a lolicon.

I only have one person I consider a friend, but we don't really "hang out" too much, mostly just play games and shit together.
His nickname is "Bondage Earl"...
Damn, I gotta get new friends.

Uh, okay.
I'll wait until you're a lolicon, then.

We don't really play games oline we just walk to school and that's it.
I like Earl's nickname I want to meet him.

Why?You will wait a millenium.

Eh, you call people you walk to school with for "friends"?
Dude is really weird, he's like 2m tall and skinny. Also, he do weird shit all the time.

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Well on at school year but in summer we hang out normaly.

Sounds kinda weird that you're never together aside from summer break.

We cellebrate birthdays and go out to play football but on rare occasions.

Anyways, what are you doing?

Just started baccano because my dream girl is in it.

Are you cheating on Taeko?

I don't do homework and don't really study that hard.

Neither do I, and I get top grades.

Yeah....No thank you I am not homosexual....You should shove them into ayumu.

Nah not really I am more of a into females guy.

Your ayumu, i has it.

I do not ever cry I am a heartless crazy bastard!

Everyone cries some times.

I do not.

Hahaha I am acteally a pretty nice guy who helps people.I really cry too much.I never played KS don't tell you know who.

So you do cry a lot?

Eh, why would that matter?

You're talking about the guy from Kore Wa, right?

I do....It kinda sucks.
I never played because I am afraid of feels.
Yes him.

I used to cry now I just don't give a fuck at bad grades.
I like him he is nice but he sends me dead anime females that I hate.

Hmm, so you cry at that...
How bad grades?
Isn't that a good thing? I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing pictures of dead anime chicks whom i hate.

1-3 are terrible grades for me.
How is dead anime chicks a good thing?

Out of 10?

You said you hated the anime chicks.
Just read your sentence, it might need some restructuring.

Out of 10.
I hate dead anime chicks.
He is nice but he can be an ass of epic proportion.

That's... kinda bad...
Do you try to do better at school, but to no avail?

I know what you meant, but the way you wrote your sentence made it sound like he sent pictures of dead people whom you hate. I mean, it sounded liked you hated the girls he sent, not that you hated the fact they were dead.

Hmm, everybody can sometimes.

Ye, he does

GET OUT OF HERE PHAGGOTS!

Move you little fucking gay cunt!

Woah dude, way to ruin the spirit.

Fuck off!

Why so angry?

Because of reasons!

You can tell me...

Can I now?

Yes.
I won't tell anyone.

In school I am called a necrophiliac zoophile horse fucking homo fagocite

Why would they call you that?
I already knew that, though.

For no fucking reason.And they are friends not best friends.

k

You can have him.I repeat I am into females.Do you play dota 2?

So... what about Dota?

Just asking.

Well, nothing more then?

Do you play it?

I did.

Mm'kay.