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Steam Profile: Captain_Patters
Consoles Owned: PC Gaming mustard race
Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Kent
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Content Ranking:#10615
Comment Ranking:#10905
Highest Content Rank:#335
Highest Comment Rank:#1059
Content Thumbs: 15279 total,  17207 ,  1928
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Content Level Progress: 21.4% (214/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:933522
Times Content Favorited:631 times
Total Comments Made:940
FJ Points:19700
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#34 - Tunbridge Wells reporting in 05/07/2014 on Man beats wife and turns... 0
#11 - AND IIIIIIIII EEIIIIII HAWLY SHIIIET WI…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Finger cleaner 0
User avatar #15 - samxdaxman (05/04/2014) [-]
I Will Always Love You.mp4 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME GODDAMMIT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
#26 - This was the front page of the private eye when the royal baby… 05/03/2014 on unnecessary headlines edited +8
#45 - I'm usually on your side of the fence on these things, ill be … 04/27/2014 on (untitled) -1
#5 - Oh **** , Martin Luther 04/26/2014 on you see it ? 0
#17 - Prince Harry. What a ******* legend. Ban…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Fastest man in the world +123
User avatar #51 - inametoasted (04/26/2014) [-]
prince harry lookin scary virgin ginger german fairy from the royal ginger cunts www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyWXzsDQN2o
#22 - moevleboevle (04/26/2014) [-]
"removing kebabs"
#23 - kebabs (04/26/2014) [-]
#24 - moevleboevle (04/26/2014) [-]
oh fuck
#116 - mfw I play an Arms warrior and I like complaining but they are…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? 0
#143 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
mfw I play ret paladin PVE and no one wants me
#66 - The language of Scots. (the sister language of English) IS spe… 04/21/2014 on scottish batman +3
#13 - Oh god, that feel.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Dat feel +6
#14 - respectyourmom (04/20/2014) [-]
how about dis feel
#260 - we have mens history studies. Its called History 04/16/2014 on "male privilege" 0
#54 - I'm so sorry 04/15/2014 on this made my day +1
#101 - Everytime this happened the crowd ******* loved it. 04/12/2014 on Best part of the Star... +7
#13 - Inst there a strong German speaking population in Namibia?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on father please.. 0
#18 - gerfox (04/12/2014) [-]
Well, my knowledge of Namibia is limited to this: The small white German-speaking minority own the majority of the farmland (like 70% or something), and that's only because the government led by blacks have been redistributing.

And those German-speaking whites are very inspired by Nazi-Germany, and buys Swastikas and everything. I once saw an interesting documentary about it.


What I mean to say is simply that, as far as I know without using Google, there's a white minority in Namibia who speak German, and you might claim they are strong since they fuel the Namibian economy.
#126 - Bing is AMAZING for porn. Let me walk you through thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Why google will always be... +4
User avatar #132 - darthsanti (04/11/2014) [-]
I'll consider that for my next porn journey.
#129 - kmichel (04/11/2014) [-]
I completely agree with you. Google used to be good for porn image and video search, and now Bing is the best by a long shot.
#110 - That is total bollocks.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on This is why I love the queen 0
#174 - detroitshanker (04/11/2014) [-]
No it isn't
#47 - Picture 04/04/2014 on Home Alone +7
#143 - I like One Direction, the music is not my thing. But the guys … 04/04/2014 on The truth 0
#18 - This whole frozen thing, these people really have to..... Let …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Cosplay trends. +51
User avatar #142 - temporalguardian (04/04/2014) [-]
I play league of legends, and after watching frozen, I've started playing the champ Olaf a lot, for the sole purpose of yelling "MY NAME IS OLAF AND I LOVE WARM HUGS" in all chat. No one ever gets it..
#48 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
what an original joke
#52 - I wasnt going in here to attempt to convert your heathen ways.… 04/02/2014 on Pokeman 3 return of the... 0
#43 - I liked gen 5 and 6. Some of the pokemon are dumb su…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Pokeman 3 return of the... 0
User avatar #44 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
true, but after all these are opinions we're throwing around here, so none of it really matters

as for why thewindmagevaati thumbed you down for posting your opinion is beyond me, and he should return and either thumb you back to zero, or thumb you to +1
User avatar #52 - captainpatters (04/02/2014) [-]
I wasnt going in here to attempt to convert your heathen ways. I was just throwing in my thoughts.
User avatar #45 - thewindmagevaati (04/02/2014) [-]
Sorry it was kinda reaction...Gen two was my favorite. I'll go right my wrong then.
User avatar #46 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
as it was mine, and i love quilava, my absolute favorite pokemon

and thank you kindly
#50 - awesomenesss (04/02/2014) [-]
Torchic/Blaziken masterrace All this being said, I really hope they do a gen 3 remake
User avatar #51 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
i do as well, it would be amazing to see gen 3 with current game mechanics
#8 - 2010? Is that you?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on The art of trolling.... +93
#105 - isaacbn (04/02/2014) [-]
ty
#99 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
someone named could reply to this, yes this is me, why u call? or something
#40 - Gen 2 is my least favourite. I think Gen 4 is my favo…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Pokeman 3 return of the... +1
User avatar #42 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
gen 2 was best, then gen 3 and then gen 1

gen 4 had some ok ones, like garchomp, gen 5 is just dumb, gen 6... what are you doing, gen 6, stahp
User avatar #43 - captainpatters (04/02/2014) [-]
I liked gen 5 and 6.

Some of the pokemon are dumb sure but most of them are useful. thats my main issue with gen 2, they added a small amount of pokemon and alot of them were useless. (babies and stuff like dunsparce)

Gameplay wise I wasn't a fan of how low levelled the whole game was and only whitney (fuck that bitch) and the elite four gave me any trouble. I love all the games and have been playing them since I was 6 but Gen 2 always seemed like a weak link between the masterful 1st Gen and 3rd Gen.
User avatar #44 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
true, but after all these are opinions we're throwing around here, so none of it really matters

as for why thewindmagevaati thumbed you down for posting your opinion is beyond me, and he should return and either thumb you back to zero, or thumb you to +1
User avatar #52 - captainpatters (04/02/2014) [-]
I wasnt going in here to attempt to convert your heathen ways. I was just throwing in my thoughts.
User avatar #45 - thewindmagevaati (04/02/2014) [-]
Sorry it was kinda reaction...Gen two was my favorite. I'll go right my wrong then.
User avatar #46 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
as it was mine, and i love quilava, my absolute favorite pokemon

and thank you kindly
#50 - awesomenesss (04/02/2014) [-]
Torchic/Blaziken masterrace All this being said, I really hope they do a gen 3 remake
User avatar #51 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
i do as well, it would be amazing to see gen 3 with current game mechanics
#116 - Comment deleted 04/02/2014 on captain canada! +1
#13 - Not in the ************* channel 04/01/2014 on Soaking wet boobs +3
#13 - darn  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Cutest Pet Pictures +6
#366 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
Roar.
User avatar #258 - catpower (04/02/2014) [-]
omg
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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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