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Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
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#248 - Yea, we did that as well. Can't say I paid much attention, but hey. 05/10/2014 on Natural Selection 0
#247 - Even with that huge margin of error, its not hard to see that …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Natural Selection 0
User avatar #274 - twofreegerbils (05/10/2014) [-]
So you were basically throwing around our massive GDP as a buzzword to make it seem like we're better off than we actually are? Are you trying to be deceptive?
User avatar #275 - captainpatters (05/10/2014) [-]
That's the problem, the people are not better off, and I don't know if its up to missleading facts or poor administration. All I know is that there is a lot of money entering the U.S and generally the people are not benefiting from it.

But that really is the point, I don't know, and I'd like to know. I used GDP as a general measure of wealth and I totally agree that it's not accurate but its the best measurement I could pull out of my arse at the time.

User avatar #277 - twofreegerbils (05/10/2014) [-]
GDP does not at all reflect the amount of money "entering" the US.

Did you even bother to google what GDP is?
User avatar #279 - captainpatters (05/10/2014) [-]
I know what it is, but it reflects relative wealth and a basic level.
I know I have to throw in all the assets that go with it minus the various liabilities. But my point is the U.S seems more eager to installing unstable governments thousands of miles away then maintain its most needy citizens.
User avatar #282 - twofreegerbils (05/10/2014) [-]
See, now we're on the same wavelength. GDP is calculated including government expenditure, and our government spends a LOT of money, and in all the wrong places. I don't personally believe that my tax money should be used to put a cast on some stupid 15 year old's leg because he broke it skateboarding, but I would rather that than have it spent creating some semblance of democracy in Iraq only to abandon it and allow it to crumble, meaning that the billions of dollars spent there were for nothing. Our defense spending (by maintaining a presence in the middle east) could completely cover the college costs of every college enrolled student.
#107 - They always fall out. 2/10 would not use to plug in m… 05/10/2014 on Natural Selection +1
#103 - America has a GDP 15 times that of the UK, yet has a higher po…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Natural Selection +15
User avatar #223 - twofreegerbils (05/10/2014) [-]
GDP is not and has never been an accurate representation of the true quality of life of the country's inhabitants.

Anyone with even a rudimentary understanding of how the economy works and how GDP is calculated would know this.
User avatar #247 - captainpatters (05/10/2014) [-]
Even with that huge margin of error, its not hard to see that the way the U.S treats its citizens is not what it should be.

I was more focusing on the social services the government provides, or more to the point, the lack of.
User avatar #274 - twofreegerbils (05/10/2014) [-]
So you were basically throwing around our massive GDP as a buzzword to make it seem like we're better off than we actually are? Are you trying to be deceptive?
User avatar #275 - captainpatters (05/10/2014) [-]
That's the problem, the people are not better off, and I don't know if its up to missleading facts or poor administration. All I know is that there is a lot of money entering the U.S and generally the people are not benefiting from it.

But that really is the point, I don't know, and I'd like to know. I used GDP as a general measure of wealth and I totally agree that it's not accurate but its the best measurement I could pull out of my arse at the time.

User avatar #277 - twofreegerbils (05/10/2014) [-]
GDP does not at all reflect the amount of money "entering" the US.

Did you even bother to google what GDP is?
User avatar #279 - captainpatters (05/10/2014) [-]
I know what it is, but it reflects relative wealth and a basic level.
I know I have to throw in all the assets that go with it minus the various liabilities. But my point is the U.S seems more eager to installing unstable governments thousands of miles away then maintain its most needy citizens.
User avatar #282 - twofreegerbils (05/10/2014) [-]
See, now we're on the same wavelength. GDP is calculated including government expenditure, and our government spends a LOT of money, and in all the wrong places. I don't personally believe that my tax money should be used to put a cast on some stupid 15 year old's leg because he broke it skateboarding, but I would rather that than have it spent creating some semblance of democracy in Iraq only to abandon it and allow it to crumble, meaning that the billions of dollars spent there were for nothing. Our defense spending (by maintaining a presence in the middle east) could completely cover the college costs of every college enrolled student.
#8 - All intervention into that war ended with " **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Try to beat me this time… 0
#11 - dingdongpancakes (05/10/2014) [-]
Only people not to be in the Russian winter saying it was too cold were the Mongols and the finns.
#5 - Britain beat them in the Crimean war. The US and Russ…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Try to beat me this time… 0
User avatar #9 - jewsburninindaoven (05/10/2014) [-]
I thought that was the Ottoman Empire. I think France and Britain pulled a USA in WW2 and swooped in to give some mild support to the cause and proceeded to act as if they won a war when they were really just cherrypicking
User avatar #7 - dingdongpancakes (05/10/2014) [-]
US intervened in the Russian Civil war in Vladivostok but was like "Let's GTFO, it's too cold"
#51 - anon (05/10/2014) [-]
And even then, the White Army was too busy fighting amongst themselves to be an effective fighting force once Trotsky got his forces to get their shit together and formed the Red Army to fight them. They couldn't agree on what they were fighting for, as opposed to the united front of the Bolsheviks, and that was what led to their defeat and 70 years of Communism in Russia.
User avatar #8 - captainpatters (05/10/2014) [-]
All intervention into that war ended with "Fuck it's chilly out here"
#11 - dingdongpancakes (05/10/2014) [-]
Only people not to be in the Russian winter saying it was too cold were the Mongols and the finns.
#27 - Hodor's a Bitch  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on He's not even acting -2
#30 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
pka ftw
#51 - 3ds's are ******* amazing. I wish you m… 05/09/2014 on What could be the third game? 0
#28 - Kent is best county. Inventors of Sandwiches. … 05/09/2014 on Glad I don’t have to hunt… +1
#59 - I'm not even Scottish but knowing it exists in the same union … 05/09/2014 on A fence at the Berlin Wall… 0
#40 - I've actually seen it with my own eyes. needless to say I am now blind 05/09/2014 on A fence at the Berlin Wall… +2
#25 - That's nothing. Google the Scottish Parliament Building. …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/09/2014 on A fence at the Berlin Wall… +2
User avatar #97 - clechyl (05/09/2014) [-]
what the fuck
User avatar #89 - jukuku (05/09/2014) [-]
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
User avatar #84 - playerdous (05/09/2014) [-]
God what is that ugly excuse for a building.
User avatar #58 - newsmyrna (05/09/2014) [-]
It's not boring its just garish, and undignified. It shouldn't be any sort of a representation of your people I can understand if you feel embarrassed by it.
User avatar #59 - captainpatters (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm not even Scottish but knowing it exists in the same union as me still erks me.
#38 - osanilevich (05/09/2014) [-]
You think that's bad? Do me a favor and google Boston City Hall. Go ahead, I'll wait
#87 - playerdous (05/09/2014) [-]
Was it an attempt at an upsidedown building because the St.Pete pier did a much better job.
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User avatar #55 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (05/09/2014) [-]
That actually made me uncomfortable.
User avatar #40 - captainpatters (05/09/2014) [-]
I've actually seen it with my own eyes. needless to say I am now blind
#12 - Free Healthcare is 2good4u 05/07/2014 on Damn... 0
#34 - Tunbridge Wells reporting in 05/07/2014 on Man beats wife and turns... 0
#11 - AND IIIIIIIII EEIIIIII HAWLY SHIIIET WI…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Finger cleaner 0
User avatar #15 - samxdaxman (05/04/2014) [-]
I Will Always Love You.mp4 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME GODDAMMIT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
#26 - This was the front page of the private eye when the royal baby… 05/03/2014 on unnecessary headlines edited +8
#45 - I'm usually on your side of the fence on these things, ill be … 04/27/2014 on (untitled) -1
#5 - Oh **** , Martin Luther 04/26/2014 on you see it ? 0
#17 - Prince Harry. What a ******* legend. Ban…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Fastest man in the world +123
User avatar #51 - inametoasted (04/26/2014) [-]
prince harry lookin scary virgin ginger german fairy from the royal ginger cunts www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyWXzsDQN2o
#22 - moevleboevle (04/26/2014) [-]
"removing kebabs"
#23 - kebabs (04/26/2014) [-]
#24 - moevleboevle (04/26/2014) [-]
oh fuck
#116 - mfw I play an Arms warrior and I like complaining but they are…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? 0
#143 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
mfw I play ret paladin PVE and no one wants me
#66 - The language of Scots. (the sister language of English) IS spe… 04/21/2014 on scottish batman +3
#13 - Oh god, that feel.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Dat feel +6
#14 - respectyourmom (04/20/2014) [-]
how about dis feel
#260 - we have mens history studies. Its called History 04/16/2014 on "male privilege" 0
#54 - I'm so sorry 04/15/2014 on this made my day +1
#101 - Everytime this happened the crowd ******* loved it. 04/12/2014 on Best part of the Star... +7
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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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