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|Date Signed Up:||12/16/2011|
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|#26 - it was 29 Celsius in the south east last week, needless to say… [+] (1 new reply)||06/26/2014 on When FJ users go to the beach||+2|
|#66 - JAIME IS THE KINGSLAYER! [+] (1 new reply)||06/24/2014 on Not a RR Martin Spoiler||+3|
|#20 - You are doing gods work||06/23/2014 on captainpatters's profile||0|
|#257 - Comment deleted||06/22/2014 on superbowl for steam users||0|
|#57 - "Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, **** gold"||06/17/2014 on Those sneaky writers....||+13|
|#67 - this is true, my friend once tried to do this with yellow shee…||06/17/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 4||+2|
|#216 - I agree. I found the Sony and Microsoft conferences infuriatin…||06/17/2014 on Game Types Shown At This...||0|
|#210 - They could of just had an hour of reggie and iwata fighting an… [+] (2 new replies)||06/17/2014 on Game Types Shown At This...||+1|
#216 - captainpatters (06/17/2014) [-]
I agree. I found the Sony and Microsoft conferences infuriatingly corporate. The Nintendo event was an event, it was funny, interesting and explained their games rather then give a gameplay trailer with a dev saying. "ahh yeaa itz rly gud guise".
Really exited for what Nintendo is doing right now and I'm extremely happy with my Wii U.
|#185 - I'm primarily a PC gamer and my Wii U and 3ds are amazing, lit… [+] (1 new reply)||06/16/2014 on Confirmation Bias||+1|
#241 - viralkamina (06/16/2014) [-]
surprise, but most people that are part of the "pc masterrace" (btw noone is really srious about this) actually like nintendo. Because unline Sony and Microsoft, they don't hide behind unreasonable promises and slogans (best gaming experience). They just focus on making awesome games.
|#84 - I have no idea how 30 fps is still acceptable. Devs are trying…||06/16/2014 on Confirmation Bias||0|
|#83 - You have to pay for the Playstation now. And the Wii U's hardw…||06/16/2014 on Confirmation Bias||+1|
|#62 - No it isnt. And anyone who says it is is talking out of their … [+] (4 new replies)||06/16/2014 on Confirmation Bias||+8|
#182 - MasterManiac (06/16/2014) [-]
I agree with you, but a console requires a TV/monitor and everyone will also have a computer for other tasks meaning the cost isn't as straightforward as it would appear. To be fair you'd have to consider how much would be spent on a console as well as computer for other tasks as opposed to a gaming rig used for both work and gaming.
#83 - captainpatters (06/16/2014) [-]
You have to pay for the Playstation now. And the Wii U's hardware is totally obsolete compared to PC's while it costs a lot less. I think that the Wii U is totally in a different market to the other gaming systems, it's its own thing and its fucking awesome. I'd recommend it over any other console any day.
#75 - John Cena (06/16/2014) [-]
Well, it is somewhat possible, but usually if someone gives you an example they aren't including the cost of a monitor, kb/m, operating system, etc., whereas that sort of peripheral generally already comes with a console or most everyone has one, like a tv.
But none of that matters anyway because even if you were to build a PC that's exactly as powerful as one of the new consoles, it still won't perform as well. It's all about optimization, and no developer is optimizing to your specific gaming rig the way they do with consoles.
|#85 - I did once get tipped £20 for showing an obese American famil…||06/16/2014 on Life in the US||+4|
|#66 - Funniest 90 minutes of my life||06/14/2014 on NSFW||0|
|#97 - >Is wrong >Calls people retarded for telling him he'…||06/13/2014 on Car Ticket||0|
|#175 - All this American butthurt||06/13/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 4||-3|
|#75 - I've never had good Danish beer. I mainly go for the classic E… [+] (1 new reply)||06/12/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 4||+1|
|#42 - But I didn't use my existence to debunk a claim [+] (1 new reply)||06/12/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 4||-15|
|#307 - Dis ***** srs?||06/12/2014 on don't be a pleb||+1|
|#23 - This means nothing to me [+] (4 new replies)||06/12/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 4||-9|
|#4 - American Beer isn't drinkable in the first place [+] (37 new replies)||06/12/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 4||+469|
#157 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
"American Beer" includes all 2,800 American breweries and the 20,000 different beers they make....sure why the fuck not.
For reference Germany has 1300 breweries producing over 5000 brands. Belgium has 180 breweries. Wisconsin by itself has 102.
#144 - skubasteve (06/12/2014) [-]
• Gold Medal for Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine at the World Beer Championships (2002)
• Gold Medal for Stone IPA at the Stockholm Beer & Whiskey Festival (2007)
• Gold Medal for Stone Imperial Russian Stout at the Australian International Beer Awards (2007)
• Bronze Medal for Stone IPA at the Australian International Beer Awards (2007)
• Silver Medal for Stone Pale Ale at the European Beer Star Awards (2009)
• Silver Medal for Stone IPA at the European Beer Star Awards (2010)
• Gold Medal for Stone Smoked Porter at the Asia Beer Awards (2010)
• Silver Medal for Stone Imperial Russian Stout at the Asia Beer Awards (2010)
• Silver Medal for Stone Sublimely Self Righteous Ale at the Australian International Beer Awards (2011)
• Silver Medal for Stone Imperial Russian Stout at the Australian International Beer Awards (2011)
• Greg Koch named "Most Admired CEO" by San Diego Business Journal for privately held, large company (2012)
• Stone Brewing World Bistro & Gardens achieves certification under SITES (2012)
We know good beer in San Diego.
#305 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
you do realize that this medal ranking for drinks means absolutely nothing, don't you? because those are given away by multiples for contest, not a 1 medal/contest, that means 100+ beers could win gold
#100 - John Cena (06/12/2014) [-]
People who care so much about their beer are such fags I can understand about shit like natties and keystones, but when you start bitching about bud light and budweiser as being watered down you just sound like a stuck up douche. You think you're cool because you only drink beer no one has heard of and if you actually went to a party with you're own expensive crap no one has heard of people will just think of you as a loser. So get off your high horse and learn to live a little.
#166 - anonmynous (06/13/2014) [-]
Colorado alone, the state I live in, has over 200 breweries. All of these breweries make delicious brown ale's, porters, IPA's, belgians, etc many of which have an abv of 8% to 10%. You could walk into a liquor store every day for 5 years and try a completely new, locally brewed, high percentage, uniquely delicious beer. Or, like you say, you could "live a little" and drink budweiser for the rest of your life which only makes lagers that rarely reach 5% abv.
#158 - John Cena (06/13/2014) [-]
I prefer to live a little with something that actually tastes good. Sam Adams, Leinenkugel, New Belgium, etc are all infinitely better than Bud or Miller and are available everywhere, for like $4 more per case. They are huge fucking breweries, if knowing shitty beer tastes like shit makes you pretentious then everyone outside a trailer park or college falls int hat category. Drink all the fucking Bud you want but don't you fucking bitch when I show up with New Belgium Fat Tire, because I enjoy flavor.
#87 - John Cena (06/12/2014) [-]
Right, because everyone knows Bud and MillerCoors are the only beer companies in the entire country.
#71 - John Cena (06/12/2014) [-]
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|#73 - what's got your knickers in a twist bud||06/11/2014 on English Bastards||+1|
|#71 - Jeez, that was uncalled for. [+] (2 new replies)||06/11/2014 on English Bastards||+1|