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captainpatters

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Captain_Patters
Consoles Owned: PC Gaming mustard race
Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:2/20/2015
Location:Kent
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Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
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Total Comments Made:953
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#41 - This means nothing to me  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on icewich 0
User avatar #42 - newforomador (08/11/2014) [-]
Jeopardy Wednesday December 25 2013 (Larry White - Anthony Niblett - Roxann Smith) Jeopardy is a game show. There are different columns and rows. Each column is a subject, the "Childhood Memories" and each row is an amount of money, 200, 400, 600, 800, and 1000. Here's a short video of it. Just skip to somewhere in the middle and you'll see, or watch the entire thing.
#37 - I feel like I'm missing somthing here. Not sure if it…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2014 on icewich 0
User avatar #40 - newforomador (08/11/2014) [-]
He's doing a parody of jeopardy.
User avatar #41 - captainpatters (08/11/2014) [-]
This means nothing to me
User avatar #42 - newforomador (08/11/2014) [-]
Jeopardy Wednesday December 25 2013 (Larry White - Anthony Niblett - Roxann Smith) Jeopardy is a game show. There are different columns and rows. Each column is a subject, the "Childhood Memories" and each row is an amount of money, 200, 400, 600, 800, and 1000. Here's a short video of it. Just skip to somewhere in the middle and you'll see, or watch the entire thing.
#23 - boston tea massacre nevar 4get 08/10/2014 on Americana +2
#22 - AKA World History 08/10/2014 on Americana 0
#128 - DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU 08/10/2014 on street performer kills it 0
#83 - social Marxism pls go 08/09/2014 on /int/ on Flags +2
#21 - The possibility that you may learn something  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on "Documentary" +5
#37 - kristovsky (08/09/2014) [-]
#48 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 07/31/2014 on When your balls are stuck... +3
#71 - 15 and a half you smelly foreign commie 07/29/2014 on dat air 0
#148 - Its somewhat of an obsession of mine, since the world is going… 07/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#130 - If Churchill was PM we would of gone to war in 1936, and the d…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #147 - ayumu (07/27/2014) [-]
im sry
i cant history
User avatar #148 - captainpatters (07/27/2014) [-]
Its somewhat of an obsession of mine, since the world is going so bollocks these days I cant help but look back to the glory days.
#129 - We did alot of things in the pacific theatre, Burma was a huge… 07/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#126 - he wasn't prime minster in 1939  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #128 - ayumu (07/27/2014) [-]
He still was the reason U.K joined the war, and they did more than America did
Yeah, we helped a lot, but i still think they deserve to be up in that comic more than us
User avatar #130 - captainpatters (07/27/2014) [-]
If Churchill was PM we would of gone to war in 1936, and the declaration of war was made because of the agreement that the UK and France had with based Poland. Chamberlain appeased Hitler long enough for Germany to gain strength, Churchill would of not of let this happen.
User avatar #147 - ayumu (07/27/2014) [-]
im sry
i cant history
User avatar #148 - captainpatters (07/27/2014) [-]
Its somewhat of an obsession of mine, since the world is going so bollocks these days I cant help but look back to the glory days.
#125 - mfw fastest growing western economy 07/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#124 - I totally agree with you, infact I feel that US intervention w… 07/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1644 - France lower than China? France WAY lower than the U.… 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
#39 - I always loved this in Europe, but the only border the UK has …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on life goals +5
User avatar #102 - kristovsky (07/25/2014) [-]
Still when, we get onto the continent we can go freely around almost all of it

EU citizen master race
User avatar #58 - lennybrown (07/24/2014) [-]
If you count in England, whales, NI and Scotland then we do have boarders
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on I don't see why America has... +84
User avatar #75 - schnitzelwagen (07/24/2014) [-]
... electric boogaloo...
#103 - le cheeky entente face 07/24/2014 on good old times 0
#54 - He was part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! 06/30/2014 on Benjamin Franklin +17
#111 - I find american accents on women unbearable. 06/30/2014 on italian master race... 0
#21 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Look Out Oprah! +63
#90 - Monopolus (06/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #84 - messerauditore (06/29/2014) [-]
First shrek and now this. Why the fuck is this a thing??
#80 - Medication (06/29/2014) [-]
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#71 - yisumad (06/29/2014) [-]
#52 - brothergrimm (06/29/2014) [-]
i haven't had enough sleep to deal with this shit.........
User avatar #72 - tankerdude (06/29/2014) [-]
so get some of the sleep
#47 - abnormalgames (06/29/2014) [-]
#30 - thatdeafguy (06/29/2014) [-]
#27 - warioteam (06/29/2014) [-]
this is much stranger than shrek is love
#28 - Its easy when the country wants you to invade  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Conquered +2
#29 - draxdiesel (06/28/2014) [-]
im pretty sure that it was still an invasion. dutch forces landed without (official) permission and fought some really minor battles with english forces and took the throne. it wasnt bloodless and the king didn't want it. foreign forces landed and forcibly took the throne hence, in my incredibly insignificant opinion, an invasion happened.
User avatar #31 - biscuitsunited (07/04/2014) [-]
ACTUALLY
They were invited formally by mr Ican'tremembereverythinglikenameswhatamIabook?
#25 - What happened is that parliament and the people did not like h…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Conquered +1
#26 - draxdiesel (06/28/2014) [-]
i've googled it and returned from the internet with facts. i shall now quote directly from wikipedia- "William's successful invasion of England with a Dutch fleet and army led to his ascending of the English throne as William III of England jointly with his wife Mary II of England."
who are you who dares cast doubt on wikipedias teachings
User avatar #28 - captainpatters (06/28/2014) [-]
Its easy when the country wants you to invade
#29 - draxdiesel (06/28/2014) [-]
im pretty sure that it was still an invasion. dutch forces landed without (official) permission and fought some really minor battles with english forces and took the throne. it wasnt bloodless and the king didn't want it. foreign forces landed and forcibly took the throne hence, in my incredibly insignificant opinion, an invasion happened.
User avatar #31 - biscuitsunited (07/04/2014) [-]
ACTUALLY
They were invited formally by mr Ican'tremembereverythinglikenameswhatamIabook?
#24 - The industrial revolution is responsible for everything you us… 06/28/2014 on Conquered +1

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#19 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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