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Steam Profile: Captain_Patters
Consoles Owned: PC Gaming mustard race
Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Kent
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Content Ranking:#10661
Comment Ranking:#8866
Highest Content Rank:#335
Highest Comment Rank:#1059
Content Thumbs: 15278 total,  17206 ,  1928
Comment Thumbs: 7488 total,  8541 ,  1053
Content Level Progress: 21.4% (214/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:933415
Times Content Favorited:631 times
Total Comments Made:937
FJ Points:19697
Favorite Tags: Polandball (6) | War (4) | Big (3) | i (3) | and (2) | butts (2) | eu (2) | hairyball (2) | in (2) | meaty (2) | russia (2) | sweatyball (2) | sweatyballs (2) | ukraine (2) | usa (2)
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#89 - no... 08/29/2014 on Meanwhile in England +2
#108 - Nothing rhymes with nothing  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2014 on from our hats to our feet +3
User avatar #114 - thechosentroll (08/29/2014) [-]
You can't rhyme a word with itself unless your name's Lil Wayne.
#121 - vladimirtepes (08/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, its a good thing Nigga rhymes with Nigga, or Lil Wayne would be in trouble.
#151 - commencingfailure (08/29/2014) [-]
#21 - ahhhh **** , everytime 08/29/2014 on piece of cake +4
#67 - "BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED" "TERRORIST WIN… 08/29/2014 on Swat raid on Twitch streamer +15
#55 - After playing P.T, I felt like a nice calming experience, mayb… 08/24/2014 on SilentHillRelations +3
#60 - For the first 4 nights freddy is pretty much absent, bonnie is… 08/23/2014 on No you ain't +7
#50 - I thought I was ready 4 freddy i was not my … 08/23/2014 on No you ain't +7
#20 - Yes, I do have a file dedicated to Jontron gifs 08/23/2014 on Beatiful 0
#330 - I'd love to write some stuff, not sure how I would go about su… 08/22/2014 on Should I make a game... 0
#41 - This means nothing to me  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on icewich 0
User avatar #42 - newforomador (08/11/2014) [-]
Jeopardy Wednesday December 25 2013 (Larry White - Anthony Niblett - Roxann Smith) Jeopardy is a game show. There are different columns and rows. Each column is a subject, the "Childhood Memories" and each row is an amount of money, 200, 400, 600, 800, and 1000. Here's a short video of it. Just skip to somewhere in the middle and you'll see, or watch the entire thing.
#37 - I feel like I'm missing somthing here. Not sure if it…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2014 on icewich 0
User avatar #40 - newforomador (08/11/2014) [-]
He's doing a parody of jeopardy.
User avatar #41 - captainpatters (08/11/2014) [-]
This means nothing to me
User avatar #42 - newforomador (08/11/2014) [-]
Jeopardy Wednesday December 25 2013 (Larry White - Anthony Niblett - Roxann Smith) Jeopardy is a game show. There are different columns and rows. Each column is a subject, the "Childhood Memories" and each row is an amount of money, 200, 400, 600, 800, and 1000. Here's a short video of it. Just skip to somewhere in the middle and you'll see, or watch the entire thing.
#23 - boston tea massacre nevar 4get 08/10/2014 on Americana +2
#22 - AKA World History 08/10/2014 on Americana 0
#128 - DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU 08/10/2014 on street performer kills it 0
#83 - social Marxism pls go 08/09/2014 on /int/ on Flags +2
#21 - The possibility that you may learn something  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on "Documentary" +5
#37 - kristovsky (08/09/2014) [-]
#48 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 07/31/2014 on When your balls are stuck... +3
#71 - 15 and a half you smelly foreign commie 07/29/2014 on dat air 0
#148 - Its somewhat of an obsession of mine, since the world is going… 07/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#130 - If Churchill was PM we would of gone to war in 1936, and the d…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #147 - ayumu (07/27/2014) [-]
im sry
i cant history
User avatar #148 - captainpatters (07/27/2014) [-]
Its somewhat of an obsession of mine, since the world is going so bollocks these days I cant help but look back to the glory days.
#129 - We did alot of things in the pacific theatre, Burma was a huge… 07/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#126 - he wasn't prime minster in 1939  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #128 - ayumu (07/27/2014) [-]
He still was the reason U.K joined the war, and they did more than America did
Yeah, we helped a lot, but i still think they deserve to be up in that comic more than us
User avatar #130 - captainpatters (07/27/2014) [-]
If Churchill was PM we would of gone to war in 1936, and the declaration of war was made because of the agreement that the UK and France had with based Poland. Chamberlain appeased Hitler long enough for Germany to gain strength, Churchill would of not of let this happen.
User avatar #147 - ayumu (07/27/2014) [-]
im sry
i cant history
User avatar #148 - captainpatters (07/27/2014) [-]
Its somewhat of an obsession of mine, since the world is going so bollocks these days I cant help but look back to the glory days.
#125 - mfw fastest growing western economy 07/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#124 - I totally agree with you, infact I feel that US intervention w… 07/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1644 - France lower than China? France WAY lower than the U.… 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
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#19 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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