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Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:10/19/2014
Location:Kent
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Comment Ranking:#2491
Highest Content Rank:#335
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#57 - Picture 09/01/2014 on meanwhile... (desc) 0
#9 - its more like a 60/40 split of people. 08/31/2014 on Drivin' 0
#18 - I spend so much time on /int/ that whenever I hear about anyth…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on People who quote memes in... +5
User avatar #34 - megakillerx (08/31/2014) [-]
Well, to be honest. I'd rather have a million 'gay sweden' joke or see us as feminazi worshipping betas than to see another 'Islamic sweden' or Allahu Ackbörk joke again.

I mean, if you really want to make a european Muslim joke; do it to the froggers or the Limeys instead.
User avatar #214 - captainpatters (09/01/2014) [-]
The Swedes have it worse than the others since their government seems ambivalent to do anything about it while the voting public in the UK and France are voting for anti-immigration parties.
#42 - indev (08/31/2014) [-]
Allahu Ackbörk!!
#8 - The UK uses Imperial too you fool 08/31/2014 on Drivin' -1
#89 - :^) 08/31/2014 on This is our new Doctor 0
#29 - You do realise the reason the UK has so many ways of speaking … 08/30/2014 on Let the battle begin +1
#76 - Just use a proxy service and BBC iPlayer. cman guise 08/30/2014 on This is our new Doctor 0
#72 - The Welsh **** sheep, the Scottish are all drunk …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on This is our new Doctor +1
User avatar #88 - demandsgayversion (08/31/2014) [-]
Are you sassily informing me that those countries are united or sassily informing me they are not?
User avatar #89 - captainpatters (08/31/2014) [-]
:^)
#53 - It was written by a Welshman and filmed in Wales for the first…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on This is our new Doctor +1
User avatar #70 - demandsgayversion (08/30/2014) [-]
Well according to people from any one of those, everyone in the other one has sexual relation with sheeps.
User avatar #72 - captainpatters (08/30/2014) [-]
The Welsh fuck sheep, the Scottish are all drunk heroine addicts, the English are colonial slave masters and the Northern Irish are terrorists. Welcome to the "United" Kingdom bud
User avatar #88 - demandsgayversion (08/31/2014) [-]
Are you sassily informing me that those countries are united or sassily informing me they are not?
User avatar #89 - captainpatters (08/31/2014) [-]
:^)
#17 - ...What......? 08/30/2014 on The good old days 0
#89 - no... 08/29/2014 on Meanwhile in England +2
#108 - Nothing rhymes with nothing  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2014 on from our hats to our feet +3
User avatar #114 - thechosentroll (08/29/2014) [-]
You can't rhyme a word with itself unless your name's Lil Wayne.
#121 - vladimirtepes (08/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, its a good thing Nigga rhymes with Nigga, or Lil Wayne would be in trouble.
#151 - commencingfailure (08/29/2014) [-]
#21 - ahhhh **** , everytime 08/29/2014 on piece of cake +4
#67 - "BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED" "TERRORIST WIN… 08/29/2014 on Swat raid on Twitch streamer +15
#55 - After playing P.T, I felt like a nice calming experience, mayb… 08/24/2014 on SilentHillRelations +3
#60 - For the first 4 nights freddy is pretty much absent, bonnie is… 08/23/2014 on No you ain't +7
#50 - I thought I was ready 4 freddy i was not my … 08/23/2014 on No you ain't +7
#20 - Yes, I do have a file dedicated to Jontron gifs 08/23/2014 on Beatiful 0
#330 - I'd love to write some stuff, not sure how I would go about su… 08/22/2014 on Should I make a game... 0
#41 - This means nothing to me  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on icewich 0
User avatar #42 - newforomador (08/11/2014) [-]
Jeopardy Wednesday December 25 2013 (Larry White - Anthony Niblett - Roxann Smith) Jeopardy is a game show. There are different columns and rows. Each column is a subject, the "Childhood Memories" and each row is an amount of money, 200, 400, 600, 800, and 1000. Here's a short video of it. Just skip to somewhere in the middle and you'll see, or watch the entire thing.
#37 - I feel like I'm missing somthing here. Not sure if it…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2014 on icewich 0
User avatar #40 - newforomador (08/11/2014) [-]
He's doing a parody of jeopardy.
User avatar #41 - captainpatters (08/11/2014) [-]
This means nothing to me
User avatar #42 - newforomador (08/11/2014) [-]
Jeopardy Wednesday December 25 2013 (Larry White - Anthony Niblett - Roxann Smith) Jeopardy is a game show. There are different columns and rows. Each column is a subject, the "Childhood Memories" and each row is an amount of money, 200, 400, 600, 800, and 1000. Here's a short video of it. Just skip to somewhere in the middle and you'll see, or watch the entire thing.
#23 - boston tea massacre nevar 4get 08/10/2014 on Americana +2
#22 - AKA World History 08/10/2014 on Americana 0
#128 - DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU 08/10/2014 on street performer kills it 0
#83 - social Marxism pls go 08/09/2014 on /int/ on Flags +2
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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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