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Consoles Owned: PC Gaming mustard race
Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:12/05/2014
Location:Kent
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Content Ranking:#10734
Comment Ranking:#8909
Highest Content Rank:#335
Highest Comment Rank:#1059
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Content Level Progress: 21.4% (214/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
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Total Comments Made:936
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#45 - LETS FIGHTING LOVE!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on now we're asking the real... +22
#87 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
#33 - and this 09/09/2014 on Tony Abbott: Terrorist Hunter +1
#57 - So what your asking for is Prince Harry again 09/09/2014 on Dear god not again.... 0
#62 - sorry >.< 09/08/2014 on Fair trade games journalism 0
#51 - It's gud the podcasts are great  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Fair trade games journalism 0
User avatar #62 - captainpatters (09/08/2014) [-]
Videogamer.com

sorry >.<
#79 - The Guardian was the newspaper who leaked the NSA/GCHQ stuff, … 09/07/2014 on this is what game... +2
#30 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded -12
#36 - Picture 09/06/2014 on (untitled) -4
#16 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded +428
#2 - My driving instructor was named Mohammed Islam, the John Smith…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded +288
#52 - grimgrey (09/06/2014) [-]
That's my name, althoough I do have a middle name.
User avatar #37 - commontroll (09/06/2014) [-]
It'd be more like being named John Mormonism, or Isaiah Judaism.
#29 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
Mohammed is the most common name in the Islamic world (the whole world in fact if you compare all first names) but Islam is not common actually.

In the Arab and Islamic world, people don't use last names a lot, except for traditional kinda of things. In everyday life, a person goes by his name and the name of his father to go by.

So the John Smith of the Islamic world is Mohammed Ali, or maybe Mohammed Omar (Ali and Omar being the second or so most common names)
#30 - captainpatters (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - icedcarbon (09/06/2014) [-]
I think it would be Ahmed Mohammed (believe me... this name appears dozens of times in my workplace and Islam I've only seen once)
#34 - Feminism is NOT a bad thing. It's psycho cunts that are. 09/04/2014 on an intelligent debate +9
#194 - The only one I go on is It feels like a community sin… 09/03/2014 on GamerGate 0
#214 - The Swedes have it worse than the others since their governmen… 09/01/2014 on People who quote memes in... 0
#9 - When I used to have to stay behind at school (for being a chee… 09/01/2014 on The End. 0
#57 - Picture 09/01/2014 on meanwhile... (desc) 0
#9 - its more like a 60/40 split of people. 08/31/2014 on Drivin' 0
#18 - I spend so much time on /int/ that whenever I hear about anyth…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on People who quote memes in... +5
User avatar #34 - megakillerx (08/31/2014) [-]
Well, to be honest. I'd rather have a million 'gay sweden' joke or see us as feminazi worshipping betas than to see another 'Islamic sweden' or Allahu Ackbörk joke again.

I mean, if you really want to make a european Muslim joke; do it to the froggers or the Limeys instead.
User avatar #214 - captainpatters (09/01/2014) [-]
The Swedes have it worse than the others since their government seems ambivalent to do anything about it while the voting public in the UK and France are voting for anti-immigration parties.
#42 - indev (08/31/2014) [-]
Allahu Ackbörk!!
#8 - The UK uses Imperial too you fool 08/31/2014 on Drivin' -1
#89 - :^) 08/31/2014 on This is our new Doctor 0
#29 - You do realise the reason the UK has so many ways of speaking … 08/30/2014 on Let the battle begin +1
#76 - Just use a proxy service and BBC iPlayer. cman guise 08/30/2014 on This is our new Doctor 0
#72 - The Welsh **** sheep, the Scottish are all drunk …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on This is our new Doctor +1
User avatar #88 - demandsgayversion (08/31/2014) [-]
Are you sassily informing me that those countries are united or sassily informing me they are not?
User avatar #89 - captainpatters (08/31/2014) [-]
:^)
#53 - It was written by a Welshman and filmed in Wales for the first…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on This is our new Doctor +1
User avatar #70 - demandsgayversion (08/30/2014) [-]
Well according to people from any one of those, everyone in the other one has sexual relation with sheeps.
User avatar #72 - captainpatters (08/30/2014) [-]
The Welsh fuck sheep, the Scottish are all drunk heroine addicts, the English are colonial slave masters and the Northern Irish are terrorists. Welcome to the "United" Kingdom bud
User avatar #88 - demandsgayversion (08/31/2014) [-]
Are you sassily informing me that those countries are united or sassily informing me they are not?
User avatar #89 - captainpatters (08/31/2014) [-]
:^)
#17 - ...What......? 08/30/2014 on The good old days 0
#89 - no... 08/29/2014 on Meanwhile in England +2
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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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