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Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:1/30/2015
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#140 - I speak Spanish perfectly fine, but long with the changes in t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#145 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled image**

Oh ok, i see what you mean.
so you speak spanish spanish like from spain spanish (which is the correct spanish), but people from south american countries don't really understand the high sophistication of the complexity and originality of the true spanish language.




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MFW i cant speak spanish.
User avatar #146 - captainpatters (09/10/2014) [-]
yea, since I live in Britbongistan the only people who speak Spanish are from Spain.
#147 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled comment #2 ** :
#2 - The best I could find, even if this isn't well received I will… 09/10/2014 on Cathedrals: England 0
#101 - mfw we were taught Spanish Spanish at school and south America…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +7
User avatar #137 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
You gotta practice, watch movies, TV shows in spanish and practice the pronunciation. It takes time to get the pronuciation right, but if you're really passionate and have the will to learn another language, you can master the accent in 6 months.



It's ok lil nigga you can do it.jpg
User avatar #140 - captainpatters (09/10/2014) [-]
I speak Spanish perfectly fine, but long with the changes in the way it's spoken and my accent Argentinians for example cannot understand me when spanish people can.
#145 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled image**

Oh ok, i see what you mean.
so you speak spanish spanish like from spain spanish (which is the correct spanish), but people from south american countries don't really understand the high sophistication of the complexity and originality of the true spanish language.




pic related
MFW i cant speak spanish.
User avatar #146 - captainpatters (09/10/2014) [-]
yea, since I live in Britbongistan the only people who speak Spanish are from Spain.
#147 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled comment #2 ** :
#324 - As long as you're not Jewish 09/10/2014 on Boogie2988 has a message. 0
#60 - I wasn't talking about the U.S you goof 09/09/2014 on Prince Harry +6
#10 - mfw I meet a republican  [+] (13 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Prince Harry +7
#56 - niggymon (09/09/2014) [-]
mfw I meet a femenist
User avatar #62 - profwalrus (09/09/2014) [-]
Ha... I get it
User avatar #45 - grebllejk (09/09/2014) [-]
I believe he's referring to British people who wish to get rid of the monarchy, not the right bloc of American politics
#22 - turtletroll (09/09/2014) [-]
mfw im a republican
#14 - economicfreedom (09/09/2014) [-]
MFW I meet a democrat
#78 - hermaeousmora (09/09/2014) [-]
MFW someone thinks that working hard is all you need to do to live a decent life under capitalism.
User avatar #60 - captainpatters (09/09/2014) [-]
I wasn't talking about the U.S you goof
#16 - kanatana (09/09/2014) [-]
MFW I meet a registered Libertarian.
#97 - swagbot (09/10/2014) [-]
"why Why WHY?"


Just ask... they'll probably explain it to you.
#40 - heartlessrobot (09/09/2014) [-]
MFW Politics
#19 - Ulmer (09/09/2014) [-]
Independent master race.
#23 - thegreenrecon (09/09/2014) [-]
mfw I just wanted to join in on this but have no deeper political opinion beyond everyones a cunt

gif very related if you know what I mean
User avatar #25 - esmebuffay (09/09/2014) [-]
Now that's a political viewpoint I can get behind.
#45 - LETS FIGHTING LOVE!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on now we're asking the real... +22
#87 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
#33 - and this 09/09/2014 on Tony Abbott: Terrorist Hunter +1
#57 - So what your asking for is Prince Harry again 09/09/2014 on Dear god not again.... 0
#62 - sorry >.< 09/08/2014 on Fair trade games journalism 0
#51 - It's gud the podcasts are great  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Fair trade games journalism 0
User avatar #62 - captainpatters (09/08/2014) [-]
Videogamer.com

sorry >.<
#79 - The Guardian was the newspaper who leaked the NSA/GCHQ stuff, … 09/07/2014 on this is what game... +2
#30 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded -12
#36 - Picture 09/06/2014 on (untitled) -4
#16 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded +428
#2 - My driving instructor was named Mohammed Islam, the John Smith…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Christian is lightheaded +288
#52 - grimgrey (09/06/2014) [-]
That's my name, althoough I do have a middle name.
User avatar #37 - commontroll (09/06/2014) [-]
It'd be more like being named John Mormonism, or Isaiah Judaism.
#29 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
Mohammed is the most common name in the Islamic world (the whole world in fact if you compare all first names) but Islam is not common actually.

In the Arab and Islamic world, people don't use last names a lot, except for traditional kinda of things. In everyday life, a person goes by his name and the name of his father to go by.

So the John Smith of the Islamic world is Mohammed Ali, or maybe Mohammed Omar (Ali and Omar being the second or so most common names)
#30 - captainpatters (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - icedcarbon (09/06/2014) [-]
I think it would be Ahmed Mohammed (believe me... this name appears dozens of times in my workplace and Islam I've only seen once)
#34 - Feminism is NOT a bad thing. It's psycho cunts that are. 09/04/2014 on an intelligent debate +9
#194 - The only one I go on is It feels like a community sin… 09/03/2014 on GamerGate 0
#214 - The Swedes have it worse than the others since their governmen… 09/01/2014 on People who quote memes in... 0
#9 - When I used to have to stay behind at school (for being a chee… 09/01/2014 on The End. 0
#57 - Picture 09/01/2014 on meanwhile... (desc) 0
#9 - its more like a 60/40 split of people. 08/31/2014 on Drivin' 0
#18 - I spend so much time on /int/ that whenever I hear about anyth…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on People who quote memes in... +5
User avatar #34 - megakillerx (08/31/2014) [-]
Well, to be honest. I'd rather have a million 'gay sweden' joke or see us as feminazi worshipping betas than to see another 'Islamic sweden' or Allahu Ackbörk joke again.

I mean, if you really want to make a european Muslim joke; do it to the froggers or the Limeys instead.
User avatar #214 - captainpatters (09/01/2014) [-]
The Swedes have it worse than the others since their government seems ambivalent to do anything about it while the voting public in the UK and France are voting for anti-immigration parties.
#42 - indev (08/31/2014) [-]
Allahu Ackbörk!!
#8 - The UK uses Imperial too you fool 08/31/2014 on Drivin' -1
#89 - :^) 08/31/2014 on This is our new Doctor 0
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#19 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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