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|Consoles Owned:||PC Gaming mustard race|
|Interests:||Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor|
|Date Signed Up:||12/16/2011|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#335|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#1059|
|Content Thumbs:||15314 total, 17253 , 1939|
|Comment Thumbs:||7454 total, 8567 , 1113|
|Content Level Progress:|| 23.8% (238/1000) |
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
|Comment Level Progress:|| 54% (54/100) |
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
|Times Content Favorited:||626 times|
|Total Comments Made:||953|
|Favorite Tags:||Polandball (6) | War (4) | Big (3) | i (3) | and (2) | butts (2) | eu (2) | hairyball (2) | in (2) | meaty (2) | russia (2) | sweatyball (2) | sweatyballs (2) | ukraine (2) | usa (2)|
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|#14 - I assure you, we wouldn't.||02/03/2015 on Germans||-5|
|#11 - Nobody won the last UK election||01/05/2015 on No choice is best choice||0|
|#4 - I have 4 more photos like this of this sexy beast.||12/28/2014 on Just plucked this gem from...||0|
|#149 - I am an celtic man. This gives me an ancestral hard on.||12/21/2014 on Mfw I find good music||+2|
|#42 - Picture||12/21/2014 on It must feel amazing.||0|
|#22 - I grew up with Dr Who and the modern Fanbase makes me ****…||12/21/2014 on The Only Place On The Internet||+1|
|#47 - We take either side when it suits us best.||12/20/2014 on Anarchy in England||0|
|#25 - All these people who have never experience free healthcare spo… [+] (1 new reply)||12/02/2014 on so canadian||+2|
#43 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
although the wait is kinda insane
|#22 - I think I'm borderline [+] (2 new replies)||12/01/2014 on I Can Do Whatever I'm Whate||0|
|#3 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||11/22/2014 on Wundercannonshrek||+11|
|#67 - Considering I live an ocean away, I think I'm ok.||11/22/2014 on Where to go?||0|
|#40 - I did this at my school to fund a school trip to Ghana …||11/22/2014 on Admin's in the wrong game||+1|
|#75 - Germany had the unique ability to stop Austria however. … [+] (1 new reply)||11/11/2014 on Charlie Chaplin in WW1||0|
#76 - bluefootbird (11/11/2014) [-]
Austria felt confident attacking Serbia because a) Serbia was tiny and b) they didn't believe the other European powers would interfere because a Serbian assassin had killed Ferdinand. However, Austria dithered for 6+ months so sympathy for a reprisal dwindled so the attack on Serbia seemed like a power grab and/or spite.
But there's a lot of blame to go around. The war was pointless.
|#5 - The Irish confirmed as best lovers [+] (3 new replies)||11/01/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 18/32||+60|
#21 - anonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
whats this gotta do with irish??
|#88 - She's not trying to bad games you man children, she just wants… [+] (15 new replies)||11/01/2014 on Anita and Sarah||-23|
#192 - ryander (11/01/2014) [-]
#193 - ryander (11/01/2014) [-]
Assuming you meant western games have less characters or women not involved in combat (I wouldn't know because you didn't actually make an argument) that's because up until recently women weren't involved in combat. Only in rare cases or in goddamn fantasy do you see the opposite. Women were breeders and men were fighters. You wouldn't put your breeders on the front lines and risk extinction for your race. Western games have men shot in the head, you don't see me arguing that creates a stereotype that men are violent, not any more than it creates a stereotype that women are damsels in distress. Get your head out of your ass.
#176 - taintedangel (11/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, no... she gives no shits either way that feminist agenda goes.
Also her partner Johnathan McIntosh is a known propagandist and is using her as a sockpuppet.
#154 - konradkurze (11/01/2014) [-]
i agree with you dude.....looking back over games its clear theyre designed to draw fan base from horny guys who think their their dicks then add violence in there so both their dicks and their adrenalin glands work overtime to program them into liking the game and pretend its because the game was 'good'
i admit i like boobs but for games i prefer things that attract me based on the quality of the game....take battlefield..or minecraft....steam games..etc not a single boob in sight....apart from one time i played halflife and saw someone modded his character to be a naked lara croft
#133 - huels (11/01/2014) [-]
Nothing against your personal feelings. I wanted to correct you on the average age of video game players. In 2013 it was 31 years of age. If you think about it, most 14 year old's don't have the money to just go out and buy lots of video games. The data is everywhere so the companies know who they are selling the games to. Now this study was American so I can't speak for 14 year old's in Japan or anywhere else in the world.
#106 - traveller (11/01/2014) [-]
You don't seem like a troll:-
Mistwalker and square etc are the big jrpg companies and the biggest jrpg's are ff7, ff10, lost odyssey and for some reason ff13
Females in final fantasy 10, a summoner on a quest and a moody black mage; females in final fantasy 13, a commando cursed women and a cursed teenager
Females in lost odyssey, the main guys daughter and an immortal black warrior women,
final fantasy 7 granted has a damsel in distress and a scarcely clad babe
Hurr durr hivemind of funnyjunk:- I always cringe hard when people say that, an unpopular opinion will invoke a lot of negativity, don't act like everyone is sheep and you're the cool emo outcast.
|#15 - I play Dota, LoL is too fast for me||10/30/2014 on League Plays - The Good and...||+1|
|#9 - Whenever I see league I do not understand what the **** … [+] (2 new replies)||10/30/2014 on League Plays - The Good and...||0|
#11 - ezombio (10/30/2014) [-]
that's basically what's supposed to happen.
the longer a Free to Play MOBA exists, the more characters are released that you have to understand, the less friendly it is for newcomers.
That generally satisfies the already existing community because after a while they think they understand the game as it stands and want something new.
However it means the company has trouble attracting new playerbase because the game just gets exponentially more intimidating and complex.
I started playing when there were 100 ish champions, and it was enough to put me off for a few months before retrying. (Now there's 126, I think)
|#23 - Pulsating Menstrual Chunks [+] (1 new reply)||10/30/2014 on warm placenta pie||+1|
#37 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
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|#4 - N... no [+] (1 new reply)||10/26/2014 on The Irish confirmed as best...||0|
|#2 - What exactly are you trying to say [+] (3 new replies)||10/26/2014 on The Irish confirmed as best...||0|
|#177 - Stop renaming these, it's scaring me [+] (1 new reply)||10/26/2014 on DOS||+4|
|#133 - tfw your great grandfather was the governor of western Austral…||10/19/2014 on More Australia Facts||0|
|#39 - yah yah yah I am lorde yah yah yah||10/17/2014 on Arianna Grande||+14|
|#73 - You've clearly never been on /int/ before [+] (1 new reply)||10/17/2014 on Americunt gets rekt||+3|
|#18 - Watch their sonic 06 platythrough Jon is love Jon is life||10/12/2014 on admins kind of cookie||+5|