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Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:12/24/2014
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#5 - The Irish confirmed as best lovers  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 18/32 +60
User avatar #33 - bannon (11/01/2014) [-]
This is true. From a very early age, we have our sexuality driven from us by none other than The Catholic Church

The Savage Eye Catholic Church
#21 - anonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
whats this gotta do with irish??
#23 - thescyle (11/01/2014) [-]
look at the flag from where he posted it
#88 - She's not trying to bad games you man children, she just wants…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Anita and Sarah -23
#192 - ryander (11/01/2014) [-]
You're getting red thumbs, not because you have a different opinion, just because your explanation is shit. I'm sorry but "just play a game and you'll know what I mean" is not an argument. I've played many RPG's and I can't figure out what the fuck you're going on about. Games aren't made to "appeal to hormonal 14 year olds", please stop opressing people who are open about their sexuality in artistic formats. Games are meant to appeal to whoever buys them. They're made by the developer to the consumer with hope of sales. They're a corporation not your personal sockpuppet. You're free to start your own games company but don't be surprised when you reach bankrupcy for going avant-gard trying to break stereotypes and don't get any sales or people don't understand your gameplay mechanics.
User avatar #193 - ryander (11/01/2014) [-]
Assuming you meant western games have less characters or women not involved in combat (I wouldn't know because you didn't actually make an argument) that's because up until recently women weren't involved in combat. Only in rare cases or in goddamn fantasy do you see the opposite. Women were breeders and men were fighters. You wouldn't put your breeders on the front lines and risk extinction for your race. Western games have men shot in the head, you don't see me arguing that creates a stereotype that men are violent, not any more than it creates a stereotype that women are damsels in distress. Get your head out of your ass.

Female Characters in Videogames... debunking a myth
#187 - jackmanlover (11/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #176 - taintedangel (11/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, no... she gives no shits either way that feminist agenda goes.
Watch these:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcPIu3sDkEw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzNjmUkPncY
especially this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSRbxwPKAQQ

Also her partner Johnathan McIntosh is a known propagandist and is using her as a sockpuppet.
#165 - konohamarulover (11/01/2014) [-]
>you're not a troll account
>that means ur serious
>May lord have mercy
User avatar #154 - konradkurze (11/01/2014) [-]
i agree with you dude.....looking back over games its clear theyre designed to draw fan base from horny guys who think their their dicks then add violence in there so both their dicks and their adrenalin glands work overtime to program them into liking the game and pretend its because the game was 'good'

i admit i like boobs but for games i prefer things that attract me based on the quality of the game....take battlefield..or minecraft....steam games..etc not a single boob in sight....apart from one time i played halflife and saw someone modded his character to be a naked lara croft
#151 - moldybreadcrumb (11/01/2014) [-]
You single-handedly ruined monsters inc for me
User avatar #137 - majormayor (11/01/2014) [-]
I'm thumbing you down because I think it would be funny.
#133 - huels (11/01/2014) [-]
Nothing against your personal feelings. I wanted to correct you on the average age of video game players. In 2013 it was 31 years of age. If you think about it, most 14 year old's don't have the money to just go out and buy lots of video games. The data is everywhere so the companies know who they are selling the games to. Now this study was American so I can't speak for 14 year old's in Japan or anywhere else in the world.

User avatar #107 - HUH (11/01/2014) [-]
>Japanese RPGs
Yeah, cause American gamers can really control what Japanese game developers put in their games. If their games don't sell in America, then the Japs will simply sell to fellow Japs.
#106 - traveller (11/01/2014) [-]
You don't seem like a troll:-

Mistwalker and square etc are the big jrpg companies and the biggest jrpg's are ff7, ff10, lost odyssey and for some reason ff13
Females in final fantasy 10, a summoner on a quest and a moody black mage; females in final fantasy 13, a commando cursed women and a cursed teenager
Females in lost odyssey, the main guys daughter and an immortal black warrior women,
final fantasy 7 granted has a damsel in distress and a scarcely clad babe

Hurr durr hivemind of funnyjunk:- I always cringe hard when people say that, an unpopular opinion will invoke a lot of negativity, don't act like everyone is sheep and you're the cool emo outcast.
User avatar #97 - Sperit (11/01/2014) [-]
>Skyrim
>Metroid
>Left 4 dead
>boarderland's main characters
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User avatar #90 - frotw (11/01/2014) [-]
Except that if her goal was actually to change the industry then she'd be targeting the producers with legal action, not blowing up on social media sites and begging for donations
#15 - I play Dota, LoL is too fast for me 10/30/2014 on League Plays - The Good and... +1
#9 - Whenever I see league I do not understand what the ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on League Plays - The Good and... 0
#11 - ezombio (10/30/2014) [-]
I'M BRINGING THE party EXPLANATION.
that's basically what's supposed to happen.
the longer a Free to Play MOBA exists, the more characters are released that you have to understand, the less friendly it is for newcomers.
That generally satisfies the already existing community because after a while they think they understand the game as it stands and want something new.
However it means the company has trouble attracting new playerbase because the game just gets exponentially more intimidating and complex.
I started playing when there were 100 ish champions, and it was enough to put me off for a few months before retrying. (Now there's 126, I think)
User avatar #15 - captainpatters (10/30/2014) [-]
I play Dota, LoL is too fast for me
#23 - Pulsating Menstrual Chunks  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on warm placenta pie +1
#37 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
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#4 - N... no  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on The Irish confirmed as best... 0
#5 - conzota (10/26/2014) [-]
Huh...
#2 - What exactly are you trying to say  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2014 on The Irish confirmed as best... 0
User avatar #3 - conzota (10/26/2014) [-]
Is the flag not italian?
User avatar #4 - captainpatters (10/26/2014) [-]
N... no
#5 - conzota (10/26/2014) [-]
Huh...
#177 - Stop renaming these, it's scaring me  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on DOS +4
User avatar #178 - wiredguy (10/26/2014) [-]
<3
#133 - tfw your great grandfather was the governor of western Austral… 10/19/2014 on More Australia Facts 0
#39 - yah yah yah I am lorde yah yah yah 10/17/2014 on Arianna Grande +14
#73 - You've clearly never been on /int/ before  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Americunt gets rekt +3
User avatar #115 - sharklazers (10/17/2014) [-]
top bantz
#18 - Watch their sonic 06 platythrough Jon is love Jon is life 10/12/2014 on admins kind of cookie +5
#123 - NO, IT'S ALL A BELARUSE 09/28/2014 on DYK Comp #74 +1
#37 - Only 4 times bigger, and that doesn't explain how an American … 09/23/2014 on british police 0
#10 - THANK YOU BASED HOTWHEELS 09/22/2014 on Well now +59
#80 - Why is he getting thumbed down? He is right, it is no… 09/22/2014 on There are no females in... -2
#75 - Matt Lees is not a SJW. He is relatively liberal but … 09/20/2014 on Keep your friends close.... 0
#149 - ISIS released a load of songs similar to that one.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on powerful ad against speeding 0
User avatar #242 - billywonka (09/19/2014) [-]
Link?
#152 - rollfourexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,562**

Is a parody car commercial with someone yelling "ALLAHU ACKBAR" over it. I don't think they had much to do with the audio in that.
#177 - blackscienceman (09/18/2014) [-]
it's a joke
#203 - tender (09/19/2014) [-]
here it is actually O Soldiers of Truth Go Forth
#200 - tender (09/19/2014) [-]
You are correct though, that song for the last 3 seconds of the song is the ISIS theme song
#84 - Say what you like about ISIS, but they make a groovy ass song.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2014 on powerful ad against speeding +4
#143 - rollfourexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 6,773**

I'll grove to their song when they can no longer use it to kill.

Also that had nothing to do with ISIS? Huh?
User avatar #149 - captainpatters (09/18/2014) [-]
ISIS released a load of songs similar to that one.
User avatar #242 - billywonka (09/19/2014) [-]
Link?
#152 - rollfourexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,562**

Is a parody car commercial with someone yelling "ALLAHU ACKBAR" over it. I don't think they had much to do with the audio in that.
#177 - blackscienceman (09/18/2014) [-]
it's a joke
#203 - tender (09/19/2014) [-]
here it is actually O Soldiers of Truth Go Forth
#200 - tender (09/19/2014) [-]
You are correct though, that song for the last 3 seconds of the song is the ISIS theme song
#71 - USE BING! IT'S CHANGED MY LIFE 09/17/2014 on Years of Science's Greatest... -3
#165 - This is not good. This is sexist. Way to go …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Daily reminder +25
#166 - schnizel (09/16/2014) [-]
#21 - Comment deleted 09/12/2014 on Check em 0
#146 - yea, since I live in Britbongistan the only people who speak S…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#147 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled comment #2 ** :
#140 - I speak Spanish perfectly fine, but long with the changes in t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#145 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled image**

Oh ok, i see what you mean.
so you speak spanish spanish like from spain spanish (which is the correct spanish), but people from south american countries don't really understand the high sophistication of the complexity and originality of the true spanish language.




pic related
MFW i cant speak spanish.
User avatar #146 - captainpatters (09/10/2014) [-]
yea, since I live in Britbongistan the only people who speak Spanish are from Spain.
#147 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled comment #2 ** :
#2 - The best I could find, even if this isn't well received I will… 09/10/2014 on Cathedrals: England 0
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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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