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Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:9/20/2014
Location:Kent
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Comment Ranking:#2461
Highest Content Rank:#335
Highest Comment Rank:#1059
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#4 - Picture 12/25/2013 on Advanced shit 0
#16 - Picture 12/25/2013 on im bored 0
#3 - If you are baiting for red thumbs. At least make it good 12/24/2013 on good lasagna 0
#17 - Picture 12/24/2013 on 0 +5
#76 - >not having a automated kettle so you never miss tea time. … 12/24/2013 on the queen +8
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on imbetweeners 4 +2
User avatar #9 - kingofhazard (12/24/2013) [-]
Out of these four scenes the eye contact one is the best, but thanks.
#7 - Picture 12/24/2013 on imbetweeners 4 +5
#6 - take some more 12/24/2013 on imbetweeners 4 +3
#18 - No, but they're mine 12/22/2013 on captainpatters's profile 0
#51 - My endeavours of bum buggery have nothing to do with you 12/21/2013 on So moist and delicious +1
#95 - Picture 12/21/2013 on why 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on So moist and delicious +61
User avatar #38 - oestereich (12/21/2013) [-]
Is that a cover from 7 Dimesnions of Euphoria?
Yes, I know, the numbers don't match quite well
#7 - And Sampson cried "Lord! Why have you given me all my str… 12/20/2013 on the updated bible +134
#19 - Everytime I see this I am overwhelmed by how damn smooth he is…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Snoop Dogg answering questions +2
User avatar #33 - YourName (12/20/2013) [-]
Same here. Especially because of how low his eyes are; he must have felt the difference in air pressure from the open palm and instantly reacted with perfection.
#157 - Slovenia had a much lower GDP to maintain, and the social cost…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on The Red Dragon, and the... 0
User avatar #274 - montferrat (12/19/2013) [-]
i cant but agree. though i dont think one thinks that far. priority seems to be independence, not prosperity (though they will be rioting once they wont be prosper anymore).
#99 - I think blind nationalism will result in independence happenin…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2013 on The Red Dragon, and the... 0
User avatar #101 - montferrat (12/18/2013) [-]
yeah, economically its not the best, thats clear to me. but dont you think that it could make its own way? i mean, if those tiny states as slowenia etc can make it, then a prosper northern european scottish free state surely can, too, don't you think?
User avatar #157 - captainpatters (12/18/2013) [-]
Slovenia had a much lower GDP to maintain, and the social cost of a Scottish citizen is much more then anyone in eastern Europe, look at Ireland and you will see a financially crumbled state. While the people saw much less of a knock on effect like in Spain and Greece it has hit the country hard and is still resonating through house prices and overall increased cost of living.

I want Scotland to be prosperous, but Independence may not be the answer.
User avatar #274 - montferrat (12/19/2013) [-]
i cant but agree. though i dont think one thinks that far. priority seems to be independence, not prosperity (though they will be rioting once they wont be prosper anymore).
#69 - This comment is like 3 months old, jeez 12/18/2013 on how it feels to play support 0
#39 - Go on /int/ and find it. the thread would of 404'd by now 12/16/2013 on Poor America... 0
#37 - You don't have to prove yourself, I know you posted it first.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Poor America... 0
User avatar #38 - andranadu (12/16/2013) [-]
Can I see this other post? I don't get many people reposting my work
User avatar #39 - captainpatters (12/16/2013) [-]
Go on /int/ and find it. the thread would of 404'd by now
#35 - I believe ya' buddy. Considering it was posted 12 hours after this  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Poor America... 0
User avatar #36 - andranadu (12/16/2013) [-]
I have the psd file if you want more confirmation.
User avatar #37 - captainpatters (12/16/2013) [-]
You don't have to prove yourself, I know you posted it first.
User avatar #38 - andranadu (12/16/2013) [-]
Can I see this other post? I don't get many people reposting my work
User avatar #39 - captainpatters (12/16/2013) [-]
Go on /int/ and find it. the thread would of 404'd by now
#32 - Some guy posted this same exact post on /int/  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Poor America... 0
User avatar #34 - andranadu (12/16/2013) [-]
I made this post myself, the other is a repost.
User avatar #42 - swhitney (12/16/2013) [-]
I believe I made this post, first greentext ever, OC
User avatar #35 - captainpatters (12/16/2013) [-]
I believe ya' buddy. Considering it was posted 12 hours after this
User avatar #36 - andranadu (12/16/2013) [-]
I have the psd file if you want more confirmation.
User avatar #37 - captainpatters (12/16/2013) [-]
You don't have to prove yourself, I know you posted it first.
User avatar #38 - andranadu (12/16/2013) [-]
Can I see this other post? I don't get many people reposting my work
User avatar #39 - captainpatters (12/16/2013) [-]
Go on /int/ and find it. the thread would of 404'd by now
#7 - upside down can of soft drink 12/15/2013 on Heavy Car Accident 0
#6 - Picture 12/15/2013 on Poor America... 0
#29 - stahp  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Jew your food or you will... +1
User avatar #31 - ulquiorratheespada (12/16/2013) [-]
What were all the images?
#12 - How to basic made a dark turn 12/15/2013 on How to open a coconut 0
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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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