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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Captain_Patters
Consoles Owned: PC Gaming mustard race
Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:Kent
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#9614
Comment Ranking:#2479
Highest Content Rank:#335
Highest Comment Rank:#1059
Content Thumbs: 15280 total,  17205 ,  1925
Comment Thumbs: 7485 total,  8534 ,  1049
Content Level Progress: 21.3% (213/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:932523
Times Content Favorited:632 times
Total Comments Made:934
FJ Points:19696
Favorite Tags: Polandball (6) | War (4) | Big (3) | i (3) | and (2) | butts (2) | eu (2) | hairyball (2) | in (2) | meaty (2) | russia (2) | sweatyball (2) | sweatyballs (2) | ukraine (2) | usa (2)
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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Seven years war 0
#6 - reaperspizza Comment deleted by captainpatters
#47 - Now I can finally go through puberty! 01/29/2014 on Breaking Bad +1
#2 - I should stop reading these. These shorten my life by more tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 +209
#402 - soloman (01/30/2014) [-]
I know EXACTLY what you mean, but... I just... can't...
#225 - Picture 01/29/2014 on Normal day at FJ; full of... +1
#219 - I am loved  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Normal day at FJ; full of... +1
#222 - iom (01/29/2014) [-]
music to your ears right???
#225 - captainpatters (01/29/2014) [-]
#61 - This is all I ever wanted in life 01/29/2014 on Bartender and Drunk man Joke +3
#35 - My dream came true  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Breaking Bad +23
#46 - groovierpoet (01/29/2014) [-]
You're in the big league now kiddo
#66 - bleskojd (01/31/2014) [-]
where is this from please?
#67 - groovierpoet (01/31/2014) [-]
show called "Wakfu."
User avatar #47 - captainpatters (01/29/2014) [-]
Now I can finally go through puberty!
#200 - Still waiting for my name to be used. I'm opt…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Normal day at FJ; full of... +1
#255 - groovierpoet (01/29/2014) [-]
same here bruther
User avatar #256 - include (01/29/2014) [-]
groovierpoet.
#259 - groovierpoet (01/29/2014) [-]
hey hot stuff ;)
User avatar #261 - include (01/29/2014) [-]
#265 - groovierpoet (01/29/2014) [-]
I
want
you
inside
me
#267 - include (01/29/2014) [-]
#269 - groovierpoet (01/29/2014) [-]
;)
all.night.long.
#270 - include (01/29/2014) [-]
#276 - groovierpoet (01/29/2014) [-]
be gentle.
First timer
User avatar #220 - CaptainWaffles (01/29/2014) [-]
Same here. I just get rolled.
#216 - iom (01/29/2014) [-]
captainpatters
#219 - captainpatters (01/29/2014) [-]
I am loved
#222 - iom (01/29/2014) [-]
music to your ears right???
#225 - captainpatters (01/29/2014) [-]
#2690 - Hey, I've got into making polandball comics and I wanted your …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Make OC, admin will give... 0
User avatar #2693 - tridaak (01/29/2014) [-]
Personally I thought they were good, although since they don't have 500 thumbs, you can't get colored text, but keep it up.
User avatar #2694 - captainpatters (01/29/2014) [-]
I know, I just wanted them to be shown off. They took me longer then you might think
#19 - Because nothing else tragic happend that year or anything. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Why are they burying daddy? +21
#26 - newdevyx (01/24/2014) [-]
You do have indeed a point there.
#9 - To much clunge can do that to a man  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on british television +31
#49 - Jameshaich (01/24/2014) [-]
Brilliant.
#151 - bosnian police get ******* power armour. I want t… 01/24/2014 on We the people are better... +2
#10 - Unicorns. gg 01/23/2014 on (Only the newer editions... 0
#31 - It's the long form of billion. or 1 million squared. It's used… 01/23/2014 on Well....... 0
#130 - Yes but british is a collective term for a british person. And… 01/23/2014 on LEGEND +2
#84 - Try RUSE. Its very cheap and very good IMO 01/22/2014 on And... 0
#28 - jersey is great. 01/18/2014 on North Park -1
#23 - Ashamed that his father was such a noob  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on 360 quickscope +32
#31 - fagnut (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nigga
#29 - yisumad (01/18/2014) [-]
#27 - jackjr (01/18/2014) [-]
#61 - This...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on This is my favourite gif +28
#197 - chaotickaas (01/18/2014) [-]
#173 - sanguinesolitude (01/18/2014) [-]
related and one of my favs
#66 - >Not posting in ************* 01/18/2014 on Me +34
#1 - I for one welcome our new laurice overlord 01/17/2014 on All your butts are belong... +4
#22 - I for one welcome our new laurice overlord 01/17/2014 on laurice's profile 0
#7 - I hold him higher then other spammers. A little creativity is …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on How to game with a Mac 0
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#5 - I kinda like it, seeing as he has to make a new rhyme for each…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2014 on How to game with a Mac 0
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User avatar #7 - captainpatters (01/17/2014) [-]
I hold him higher then other spammers. A little creativity is good to see these days
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#3 - What is this laurice stuff. Did I miss something?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2014 on How to game with a Mac 0
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User avatar #5 - captainpatters (01/17/2014) [-]
I kinda like it, seeing as he has to make a new rhyme for each one I think it's rather commendable
#6 - rahtoga has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7 - captainpatters (01/17/2014) [-]
I hold him higher then other spammers. A little creativity is good to see these days
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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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