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Steam Profile: Captain_Patters
Consoles Owned: PC Gaming mustard race
Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
Location:Kent
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Comment Ranking:#1541
Highest Content Rank:#335
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#53 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2013 on You must suffer for your... -1
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#67 - TexMex (12/30/2013) [-]
My favorite
#52 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2013 on You must suffer for your... 0
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#67 - TexMex (12/30/2013) [-]
My favorite
#51 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 12/30/2013 on You must suffer for your... -1
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#67 - TexMex (12/30/2013) [-]
My favorite
#50 - behold. My barrage of jawntwan gifs  [+] (7 new replies) 12/30/2013 on You must suffer for your... 0
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#67 - TexMex (12/30/2013) [-]
My favorite
#144 - >Not posting in Fucking-Boobs 12/30/2013 on josh peck +8
#3 - handles is best companion  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on leviOsa +12
#4 - emberstar (12/28/2013) [-]
He was definitely the longest one that was around (300 years of so), but River was pretty bad ass.
User avatar #5 - emberstar (12/28/2013) [-]
*or
#11 - but handles is a fucking cybermna head Handles: 1 … 12/27/2013 on Rory's dad still best... +4
#16 - Theres alot of criminal scum bullshit going on around here 12/27/2013 on The original guide +2
#9 - handles <3  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Rory's dad still best... +10
User avatar #10 - thebestpieever (12/27/2013) [-]
He was cute, but Rory grew up, matured, became a man and became nearly as threatening as The Doctor whilst being the most faithful lover I've ever seen. That guy's really cool in my book.
User avatar #11 - captainpatters (12/27/2013) [-]
but handles is a fucking cybermna head

Handles: 1

Rory: 0 AD
#26 - Condensation  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Brake +148
#122 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [-]
Ugly British twat.
#263 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [-]
fuck you, he's funny
#39 - Picture 12/27/2013 on Every time I turn off the... +3
#10 - Comment deleted 12/27/2013 on 4th Wall : Broken. Thanks... +5
#9 - Comment deleted 12/27/2013 on 4th Wall : Broken. Thanks... +7
#17 - >not posting in fucking-boobs Casual  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Meanwhile on FJ +10
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User avatar #19 - dyllygaf (12/27/2013) [-]
Posting in that channel is walking in dangerous territory now-a-days
#265 - The issue is you dismissing homosexuality in men because you d…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on A school protest 0
User avatar #422 - scowler (12/25/2013) [-]
I'm not dismissing anything. I'm simply clarifying it's not an essential issue. It's okay to have an opinion, but it's not really appropriate to strangle someone over theirs being different.

Opinions are like alcohol and tobacco, they're far from healthy, but everyone has them from time to time. The best method of damage control is to have an opinion on things that don't make any real difference.

Issues like this do not bring your energy bill down, and they don't keep your public facilities from collapsing in on themselves. Therefore, it is not an essential issue.

But politicians have been manipulating people into thinking the opposite for the past fifty years. Which is pretty easy in this country, especially now.
#125 - A man, and also an idiot.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/25/2013 on A school protest +3
User avatar #129 - scowler (12/25/2013) [-]
So I'm an idiot for giving my two cents on something that doesn't matter?

Nice logic, moron.
#130 - anonymous (12/25/2013) [-]
Logic or not, you are still an idiot.
User avatar #133 - scowler (12/25/2013) [-]
No, I am not.

When it comes down to it, THESE THINGS DO NOT MATTER.
#135 - sheashea (12/25/2013) [-]
Oh good! So you do agree that you're opinion doesn't matter. Thanks for clearing that up.
User avatar #140 - scowler (12/25/2013) [-]
No, the issue AS A WHOLE doesn't matter.

When the drain in your shower is blasting assorted waste upwards, you don't care who the plumber sleeps with, you pay them to fix it. Common sense.
User avatar #265 - captainpatters (12/25/2013) [-]
The issue is you dismissing homosexuality in men because you don't... understand it.....

User avatar #422 - scowler (12/25/2013) [-]
I'm not dismissing anything. I'm simply clarifying it's not an essential issue. It's okay to have an opinion, but it's not really appropriate to strangle someone over theirs being different.

Opinions are like alcohol and tobacco, they're far from healthy, but everyone has them from time to time. The best method of damage control is to have an opinion on things that don't make any real difference.

Issues like this do not bring your energy bill down, and they don't keep your public facilities from collapsing in on themselves. Therefore, it is not an essential issue.

But politicians have been manipulating people into thinking the opposite for the past fifty years. Which is pretty easy in this country, especially now.
#5 - Fungal infection. I' afraid it's fatal, i'd contact y… 12/25/2013 on Is this normal ? +1
#1 - no 12/25/2013 on 12 0
#1 - Comment deleted 12/25/2013 on Oh Bill +1
#1 - spooky scary skeleton 12/25/2013 on My new favorite creepy pasta. +1
#4 - Picture 12/25/2013 on Advanced shit 0
#16 - Picture 12/25/2013 on im bored 0
#3 - If you are baiting for red thumbs. At least make it good 12/24/2013 on good lasagna 0
#17 - Picture 12/24/2013 on 0 +5
#76 - >not having a automated kettle so you never miss tea time. … 12/24/2013 on the queen +8
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#19 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two shits about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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