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Steam Profile: Captain_Patters
Consoles Owned: PC Gaming mustard race
Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:11/21/2014
Location:Kent
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Content Ranking:#9626
Comment Ranking:#2426
Highest Content Rank:#335
Highest Comment Rank:#1059
Content Thumbs: 15280 total,  17205 ,  1925
Comment Thumbs: 7472 total,  8520 ,  1048
Content Level Progress: 21.3% (213/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 65% (65/100)
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:932393
Times Content Favorited:632 times
Total Comments Made:931
FJ Points:19685
Favorite Tags: Polandball (6) | War (4) | Big (3) | i (3) | and (2) | butts (2) | eu (2) | hairyball (2) | in (2) | meaty (2) | russia (2) | sweatyball (2) | sweatyballs (2) | ukraine (2) | usa (2)
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#17 - I remade my own comic  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on OC: Britain and Prussia +1
User avatar #18 - britbong (02/23/2014) [-]
Post the original
#19 - captainpatters (02/23/2014) [-]
#54 - 1v1 me 02/23/2014 on I CAST FLARE! 0
#15 - I made it before, but it was shoddy as **** . So I… 02/23/2014 on OC: Britain and Prussia 0
#14 - I assure my friend. it is  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2014 on OC: Britain and Prussia +1
User avatar #16 - britbong (02/23/2014) [-]
Sorry, same joke different comic
Still not OC
User avatar #17 - captainpatters (02/23/2014) [-]
I remade my own comic
User avatar #18 - britbong (02/23/2014) [-]
Post the original
#19 - captainpatters (02/23/2014) [-]
#8 - It was, and I'm thankful that someone else got it  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on I CAST FLARE! +6
User avatar #10 - hueareyou (02/22/2014) [-]
Search for traps, pooky.
User avatar #27 - ilovehue (02/23/2014) [-]
So, we meet again!
#2 - u maek me cri  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2014 on BRITAIN AND FRANCE +17
#5 - derksuls (02/22/2014) [-]
O wow you think your fucking cool thumbing me up instead of down, bitch fuck you stop it and thumb me donw shitlord
#3 - derksuls (02/22/2014) [-]
UMMMM BACK THE FUCK OFFF??!?!?!11?!?!?1
FUCKING BITCH KILLLL YOUUUUUUUUUURSELLLLLLLF
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXDDDDDDD
THUMB ME DOWN YOU LITTLE BITCH, DO IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
#21 - dervishofwin (02/23/2014) [-]
SHOOT THUMB ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE!
User avatar #4 - kjoni (02/22/2014) [-]
derpsouls
#2 - I think you should shut your whore mouth  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2014 on I CAST FLARE! +34
#39 - Womens Study Major (02/23/2014) [-]
Reposter!
User avatar #3 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/22/2014) [-]
I don't care what you think
#98 - tauntaun (02/23/2014) [-]
You're way too edgy. It's scaring me. By the way, how's the eight grade going?
#5 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 - Dember (02/23/2014) [-]
... Currently evaluating life choices. : |
#3 - Aye, a strong superpower on the continent was a worst nightmar…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on OC: Britain and Prussia 0
User avatar #7 - alcantara (02/22/2014) [-]
Actually; strong superpowers weren't a problem so long as no single power could dominate the continent. France, Spain, German Empire, Austria-Hungary, and Russia could all be as powerful as Britain and still meet British ends; but there must never, under any circumstance, have been a dominating power among them.

To mitigate for foreign powers being "as powerful" (through gaining of territories in Asia and Africa), the British endeavoured to maintain a navy that was at least as large as any two other nations' navy's.
#3 - put salt on dick buy clams Have a grand ol' time  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Just a clam licking salt... +52
#38 - Womens Study Major (02/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - thenez (02/23/2014) [-]
How are you going to keep the salt ON your dick whilst purchasing said clams?
#21 - hemming (02/23/2014) [-]
Clams can make very powerful strings using their tongues (similar to spider thread, only stronger).
They use to tie them self down during powerful currents
Have fun with that shit on your dick
#137 - It's the only video that can make me laugh all the way through… 02/21/2014 on pure perfection +1
#132 - New is easier viewing, but very few moments have made me openl…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on pure perfection 0
User avatar #136 - TexMex (02/21/2014) [-]
Yes, that fucking Mousecapade was probably the episode of all time that was the most consistently funny.
User avatar #137 - captainpatters (02/21/2014) [-]
It's the only video that can make me laugh all the way through every time.
#106 - Im a fan of jontron, so old gamegrumps. But new is still great…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2014 on pure perfection +1
User avatar #118 - TexMex (02/21/2014) [-]
Old was way funnier but new is more pleasant. If you catch my drift..
User avatar #132 - captainpatters (02/21/2014) [-]
New is easier viewing, but very few moments have made me openly shit myself in laughter. The only time new GG has is the fucking mickey mouse episode...... Oh god.....
User avatar #136 - TexMex (02/21/2014) [-]
Yes, that fucking Mousecapade was probably the episode of all time that was the most consistently funny.
User avatar #137 - captainpatters (02/21/2014) [-]
It's the only video that can make me laugh all the way through every time.
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2014 on wellwell +84
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#52 - thanks lori 02/20/2014 on After one night of fighting... 0
#39 - Picture 02/19/2014 on what? 0
#10 - Yea, I suppose I'm just jealous of your worthless internet thu… 02/18/2014 on Family Planning +1
#8 - God damn it, how does your polandball stuff do so damn well. …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Family Planning 0
#14 - dashgamer (02/18/2014) [-]
MFW all of my polandball comics failed not because they weren't funny, but because people all whined that I drew out my text instead of presenting to them the same monotonous fonts they are all used to.
User avatar #10 - captainpatters (02/18/2014) [-]
Yea, I suppose I'm just jealous of your worthless internet thumbs.

Love the comics and keep it up you mudkip molesting bastard
#8 - Comment deleted 02/18/2014 on OC: Poland guide to EU 0
#45 - Tonbridge was flooded on christmas. I went down to see it. Shi 02/18/2014 on Bully knew whats up! 0
#42 - Could be worse, you could be northern  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Bully knew whats up! 0
#44 - doddythechef (02/18/2014) [-]
ofcourse it could be worse

i feel bad for people in somerset
User avatar #45 - captainpatters (02/18/2014) [-]
Tonbridge was flooded on christmas. I went down to see it. Shi
#40 - South East England is best England kentish mast… 02/18/2014 on Bully knew whats up! 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on OC: Poland guide to EU +2
#18 - manicekman Comment deleted by captainpatters
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2014 on OC: Poland guide to EU +29
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#18 - manicekman Comment deleted by captainpatters
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Finding out how to edit gifs 0
#19 - fuski (02/15/2014) [-]
m8, I don't think you know exactly who you're messing with.
User avatar #24 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/15/2014) [-]
I actually tried to see the mouths as eyes and the eye as a mouth
don't try that
#25 - fuski (02/15/2014) [-]
Eye see
#29 - Damn right 02/15/2014 on Well, it is more useful now +26
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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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