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Steam Profile: Captain_Patters
Consoles Owned: PC Gaming mustard race
Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Kent
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Content Ranking:#10527
Comment Ranking:#2437
Highest Content Rank:#335
Highest Comment Rank:#1059
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Content Level Progress: 20.8% (208/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:929136
Times Content Favorited:632 times
Total Comments Made:911
FJ Points:19575
Favorite Tags: Polandball (6) | War (4) | i (3) | and (2) | Big (2) | butts (2) | eu (2) | hairyball (2) | in (2) | russia (2) | sweatyball (2) | sweatyballs (2) | ukraine (2) | usa (2)
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#40 - South East England is best England kentish mast… 02/18/2014 on Bully knew whats up! 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on OC: Poland guide to EU +2
#18 - manicekman Comment deleted by captainpatters
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2014 on OC: Poland guide to EU +29
#5 - lorkhan Comment deleted by captainpatters
#3 - itsthetie Comment deleted by captainpatters
#4 - captainpatters Comment deleted by captainpatters
#18 - manicekman Comment deleted by captainpatters
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Finding out how to edit gifs 0
#19 - fuski (02/15/2014) [-]
m8, I don't think you know exactly who you're messing with.
User avatar #24 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/15/2014) [-]
I actually tried to see the mouths as eyes and the eye as a mouth
don't try that
#25 - fuski (02/15/2014) [-]
Eye see
#29 - Damn right 02/15/2014 on Well, it is more useful now +26
#39 - Dark soul's difficulty is so over done, It really isn't that hard. 02/15/2014 on Did i sink this deep? 0
#38 - All these casuals talking about Dark Souls. Step up …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Did i sink this deep? +2
#42 - lilhanna (02/15/2014) [-]
to be honest, that game requires some skill. BUT I prefer it a bit old school.
User avatar #48 - kadish (02/15/2014) [-]
now THAT'S hardcore gaming
User avatar #50 - lilhanna (02/15/2014) [-]
not really hardcore, more of a study. Like when you read a book, but you wanna keep tabs. So you make tabs, underline and even highlight. I had more than a couple tabs open every time I played and a small graphics update. All in all if someone wants to get into dwarf fortress please do not expect to get it in one go.
#14 - ******* hell, most I've laughed in so long. Thanks man 02/14/2014 on Achievements +3
#12 - I don't know where these came from. But god damn do I want more  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Achievements +2
User avatar #13 - anonymoose (02/14/2014) [-]
imgur.com/a/b5yeb#0 Check 'em all out here.
User avatar #14 - captainpatters (02/14/2014) [-]
Fucking hell, most I've laughed in so long. Thanks man
#17 - NSP is ******* awesome 02/14/2014 on These will be my valentine... +1
#132 - Glad to see I'm not the only person. I think the neck… 02/13/2014 on Oh yes. +1
#7 - I for one welcome our new Laurice overlord 02/13/2014 on North Korea Fact Comp +1
#18 - Loving the OC renaissance on FJ right now. Keep it up!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on Centurion Tank Facts... +2
User avatar #19 - Rei (02/05/2014) [-]
Will do!
#10 - Raw Cock 02/05/2014 on Ready to RAWK? 0
#9 - Kentish master race <1% unemploymet yo 02/05/2014 on America visits The North +1
#8 - I raise your song of victory with a song of sadness.…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Motivational +20
#86 - jamesofdoom (02/05/2014) [-]
I raise your song of sadness with a song of autism

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrISSkwWcn0
User avatar #82 - kimilsung (02/05/2014) [-]
Goodbye OFFICIAL REMIX - D4NNY ft. Jus Reign [prod. by SicKickMusic] He got a remix of that shit, top kek.
#39 - uguuu (02/04/2014) [-]
#35 - duvu (02/04/2014) [-]
This song is so sad
MFW wiping off my tears
User avatar #104 - usadbro (02/05/2014) [-]
Is that morphling?
User avatar #116 - duvu (02/05/2014) [-]
Pretty late answer because i went off Funnyjunk, but yes. Yes it is.
#13 - micekill (02/04/2014) [-]
do you watch the creaturetalk?
User avatar #42 - axeul (02/04/2014) [-]
I watch creature talk but I saw this before they started talking about it
#45 - micekill (02/04/2014) [-]
who is your favourite then?
not to sound like a fan boy either, mine is nova, since he was the first one i saw
User avatar #88 - DrizztDoUrden (02/05/2014) [-]
SSoH is pretty good
User avatar #48 - axeul (02/04/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know who I would call my favorite. I was introduced to them through Sly when he first started his terarria let's play and then went on to nova and seamus when they played with sly. Later on i started watching Immortal. Currently I'd be torn between Nova and Immortal now that he is a creature
#7 - Your right. None of them have, that doesn't make them any less…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Great Powers. Polandball 0
#9 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
Ahh, Lithuania besieged Moscow twice, but LDK dukes were too noble to kill some dirty russians and poles...
#28 - I'm just here watching the 6 nations 02/02/2014 on Peyton Manning and stuff. 0
#4 - I didn't go pre 15th century because there wasn't a clear worl…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Great Powers. Polandball -1
User avatar #6 - rainbowisbestpone (02/02/2014) [-]
BTW
Noone of your "superpowers" ever conquered Russia and held Moscow for longer than 6 days
User avatar #7 - captainpatters (02/02/2014) [-]
Your right. None of them have, that doesn't make them any less of super powers.

Calling Poland a superpower at anytime in history is.... generous
#9 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
Ahh, Lithuania besieged Moscow twice, but LDK dukes were too noble to kill some dirty russians and poles...
User avatar #5 - rainbowisbestpone (02/02/2014) [-]
well XVI is 16th century
#83 - My sides have left the stratosphere 02/02/2014 on This was necessary. 0
#10 - Comment deleted 02/02/2014 on Seven years war 0
#8 - I think you just merica'd a little to hard there soon  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on heroes 0
User avatar #10 - byobgraffpro (01/31/2014) [-]
honestly man im against violence, I hate it, it sickens me. But when people, whos only objective is to kill, are running around tearing cities apart around the world, theres no reasoning with them. You just have to erase them so the world can progress, im not saying the u.s. is a shining white knight, but if there is a country that can combat a crazy ass bunch of fuck wits, its the states.
#17 - myjeren (01/31/2014) [-]
Like my Father always said; "Fight fire with fire", which was kinda bad since he was a fireman.



He was fired.
#8 - Don't feel bad. We are all a victim to his essence I…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on True +1
#14 - tigerrish (01/31/2014) [-]
#27 - Jontron was the reason I watched game grumps. Danny is cool an…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2014 on I hate this woman +4
#33 - thepink (01/31/2014) [-]
>Danny Sexbang
>Lack of homo-eroticism

Does not compute
#71 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
>danny sexbang
> gay in anyway
>ninjab ryan is the gay one
#30 - blancka (01/30/2014) [-]
>Don't get the same homo-erotic feeling
>Do you even D-club?
#34 - thepink (01/31/2014) [-]
oh god the D club
User avatar #28 - jiichei (01/30/2014) [-]
yeah.... the good ol' days..
#46 - The oldest joke recorded ever was a fart joke. Someth…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on ttubkcid +3
#47 - lolfire (01/30/2014) [-]
Good to see you remember, old chap.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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