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Interests: Catching criminal scum, praising the empire/emperor
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:9/20/2014
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#75 - Matt Lees is not a SJW. He is relatively liberal but … 2 hours ago on Keep your friends close.... 0
#149 - ISIS released a load of songs similar to that one.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on powerful ad against speeding 0
User avatar #242 - billywonka (09/19/2014) [-]
Link?
#152 - rollfourexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,562**

Is a parody car commercial with someone yelling "ALLAHU ACKBAR" over it. I don't think they had much to do with the audio in that.
#177 - blackscienceman (09/18/2014) [-]
it's a joke
#203 - tender (09/19/2014) [-]
here it is actually O Soldiers of Truth Go Forth
#200 - tender (09/19/2014) [-]
You are correct though, that song for the last 3 seconds of the song is the ISIS theme song
#84 - Say what you like about ISIS, but they make a groovy ass song.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2014 on powerful ad against speeding +4
#143 - rollfourexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 6,773**

I'll grove to their song when they can no longer use it to kill.

Also that had nothing to do with ISIS? Huh?
User avatar #149 - captainpatters (09/18/2014) [-]
ISIS released a load of songs similar to that one.
User avatar #242 - billywonka (09/19/2014) [-]
Link?
#152 - rollfourexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,562**

Is a parody car commercial with someone yelling "ALLAHU ACKBAR" over it. I don't think they had much to do with the audio in that.
#177 - blackscienceman (09/18/2014) [-]
it's a joke
#203 - tender (09/19/2014) [-]
here it is actually O Soldiers of Truth Go Forth
#200 - tender (09/19/2014) [-]
You are correct though, that song for the last 3 seconds of the song is the ISIS theme song
#71 - USE BING! IT'S CHANGED MY LIFE 09/17/2014 on Years of Science's Greatest... -3
#165 - This is not good. This is sexist. Way to go …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Daily reminder +24
#166 - schnizel (09/16/2014) [-]
#21 - Comment deleted 09/12/2014 on Check em 0
#146 - yea, since I live in Britbongistan the only people who speak S…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#147 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled comment #2 ** :
#140 - I speak Spanish perfectly fine, but long with the changes in t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#145 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
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Oh ok, i see what you mean.
so you speak spanish spanish like from spain spanish (which is the correct spanish), but people from south american countries don't really understand the high sophistication of the complexity and originality of the true spanish language.




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MFW i cant speak spanish.
User avatar #146 - captainpatters (09/10/2014) [-]
yea, since I live in Britbongistan the only people who speak Spanish are from Spain.
#147 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled comment #2 ** :
#2 - The best I could find, even if this isn't well received I will… 09/10/2014 on Cathedrals: England 0
#101 - mfw we were taught Spanish Spanish at school and south America…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +7
User avatar #137 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
You gotta practice, watch movies, TV shows in spanish and practice the pronunciation. It takes time to get the pronuciation right, but if you're really passionate and have the will to learn another language, you can master the accent in 6 months.



It's ok lil nigga you can do it.jpg
User avatar #140 - captainpatters (09/10/2014) [-]
I speak Spanish perfectly fine, but long with the changes in the way it's spoken and my accent Argentinians for example cannot understand me when spanish people can.
#145 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled image**

Oh ok, i see what you mean.
so you speak spanish spanish like from spain spanish (which is the correct spanish), but people from south american countries don't really understand the high sophistication of the complexity and originality of the true spanish language.




pic related
MFW i cant speak spanish.
User avatar #146 - captainpatters (09/10/2014) [-]
yea, since I live in Britbongistan the only people who speak Spanish are from Spain.
#147 - mexicanbean (09/10/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled comment #2 ** :
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User avatar #20 to #19 - captainpatters (06/23/2014) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #17 - hornack (12/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was wondering if you had use of your fj points.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainpatters (12/22/2013) [-]
No, but they're mine
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User avatar #3 to #2 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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User avatar #6 to #4 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Surrender to what? I don't think you can do anything that I would give two ***** about
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User avatar #11 to #10 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, the fact that somebody cared enough about me to try and bring me down. Thanks
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User avatar #13 to #12 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought you were going. My grammatical abilities aren't what you would call good, at all.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
AH yes, 23 red thumbs really set me straight. I'm rolling on the floor in tears, I submit to your epic le trolling skills.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - captainpatters (08/15/2013) [-]
I hope you like the taste of casual racism because that's all my soul is.
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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Are you willing to help a fellow funnyjunker?
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