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Date Signed Up:4/15/2013
Last Login:4/30/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 87 total,  216 ,  303
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level -186 Comment: hated by most → Level -185 Comment: hated by most
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#36 - when cherry pops!!! the blood looks nasty tho when they bleed … 03/14/2014 on Dragon Sex is Best Sex 0
#49 - sexxy buff people problem  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Poor George 0
#52 - plerp (03/14/2014) [-]






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#132 - creepy 03/12/2014 on Title 0
#7 - That man can't take 15 bullets in his body and still survive, …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Bad asses -2
User avatar #16 - usafdirtboyz (01/30/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure you haven't seen combat. Adrenaline alone is enough to make someone not even realize they have been hit., depending on where he was hit, it's completely possible. It's completely possible to survive a head shot, not likely, but possible.
User avatar #9 - ragingspacepanda (01/30/2014) [-]
1. Survived multiple carpet bombings
2. Survived multiple kill squad attacks
3. Shot in head and lived
4. Killed over 700 people with a scopeless mosin and a 9mm sub machine gun
5. Went on to teach at a sniper school
6. Does that look like a face of mercy
User avatar #21 - pyromanicturtlez (01/30/2014) [-]
Just want to point out the fact he was shot in the head with an EXPLOSIVE BULLET and recovered
#28 - jsprmp (01/31/2014) [-]
sorry but by "explosive bullet" they don't mean one that literally blows up probably one that expands on impact
User avatar #51 - pyromanicturtlez (01/31/2014) [-]
yes, expanding on impact and blasting a larger chunk out of his head than a regular bullet by quite a fair margin
#59 - i come back after years and i still see batman jokes 01/30/2014 on disney dresses 0
#194 - said no 18 year old ever! 11/15/2013 on finally +1
#14 - story of my first girl i dated > Says she was rape…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2013 on guy gets rejected and... 0
#21 - urbemarmis (10/28/2013) [-]
at least she didnt cheat on you with the guy
User avatar #22 - brucekillah (10/28/2013) [-]
At least she didnt cheat on you with your best friend
#23 - urbemarmis (10/28/2013) [-]
im not trying to get into a pissing contest here i was saying how it could be worse and that she couldve cheated. im sorry that happened to you though. ive been cheated on too but its shit i dont wanna get into because its just as fucked up as that, and if not maybe a little more
User avatar #29 - cheated (10/28/2013) [-]
I don't know you like that, man.
User avatar #24 - brucekillah (10/28/2013) [-]
That was actually directed at captainknowledge, not you. I have no intention of getting into a pissing contest over fucked up shit either
#26 - urbemarmis (10/28/2013) [-]
ohhhhh you must have replied to me by mistake. i see now. okay well have a good night
User avatar #27 - brucekillah (10/28/2013) [-]
Thanks for being so understanding, you have a good night too, sir
#1 - Fj is full of these trash nowadays, everyone is uploading thes…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on HUGE! -66
#2 - twi (07/11/2013) [-]
#71 - Perhaps im right but its more likely that i'm wrong? …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Like a boss 0
User avatar #72 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
"Perhaps your right." means I am considering, or have considered your point. On further analysis, I.E. looking up the average bird species legal to be hunted in the U.S. followed by general size and white of each, cross referenced by color orientation, this is completely possible. It's more than likely a ground roosting bird, which means it relies less on its wings then most, also, most ground nesting birds do not struggle when they are caught, since one of their more inbred instincts is to stand perfectly still and "blend in." Its more than likely some sort of grouse, which are notoriously stupid. You can throw rocks at these fuckers, and they won't spook. By not accepting my logic, aren't you yourself as close minded as these yolo girls, as you put it?
User avatar #73 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
weight*, not white.
#69 - let me post what you wrote since you are acting like a Neander…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Like a boss 0
User avatar #70 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Have you ever held a bird that fits in your hand? They do not have a lot of strength. With the aforementioned diving tendency, coupled with the fact that humans have the most developed hand muscle coordination, I do not see a problem. Perhaps you are right, but it is more likely that you are not. goodnight to you, good sir, and enjoy your red thumbs.
User avatar #71 - captainknowledge (07/10/2013) [-]
Perhaps im right but its more likely that i'm wrong?

dude seriously, i'm trying to put some sense into your skull and all you are doing is ignoring it like those 14 year old yolo girls

and what are red thumbs? down vote?
you think i care?
User avatar #72 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
"Perhaps your right." means I am considering, or have considered your point. On further analysis, I.E. looking up the average bird species legal to be hunted in the U.S. followed by general size and white of each, cross referenced by color orientation, this is completely possible. It's more than likely a ground roosting bird, which means it relies less on its wings then most, also, most ground nesting birds do not struggle when they are caught, since one of their more inbred instincts is to stand perfectly still and "blend in." Its more than likely some sort of grouse, which are notoriously stupid. You can throw rocks at these fuckers, and they won't spook. By not accepting my logic, aren't you yourself as close minded as these yolo girls, as you put it?
User avatar #73 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
weight*, not white.
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