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Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:10/30/2014
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Comment Ranking:#19735
Highest Content Rank:#1742
Highest Comment Rank:#2553
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Total Comments Made:297
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#8 - You forgot this one! 02/27/2014 on Life Hacks +9
#30 - I bet this is the speed that the lyrics to Rap God move on a k… 02/27/2014 on Who thought we'd reinvent... 0
#6 - I'd have a few of those in my utility belt. They're at least a… 02/27/2014 on Im gonna try this +7
#11 - Comment deleted 02/27/2014 on nnnnnnn -2
#28 - You can still see the tip of the ring finger. it's gotta be the pinky.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on It's magic! 0
#70 - baayveer (02/26/2014) [-]
it seemed the pinky but somehow i feel its the right hand index finger trigger it when he lift it up and there might be a magic thread like fishing line u cant see that acts a pulley system.
#5 - SPOILER ALERT!!!!! Walter White is Heisenberg. 02/26/2014 on Ouch.. 0
#6 - Quit clowin' around, you guys! 02/26/2014 on Nice Afro! 0
#11 - Well then, have him finish somewhere else. ;) 02/24/2014 on I miss the scrubs fad +29
#9 - If your dad gets on your tits, call the cops.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on I miss the scrubs fad +19
#10 - geffunplz (02/24/2014) [-]
It's a good thing I said 'it' not 'he'.
#22 - ColonelHansLanda (02/25/2014) [-]
My dad always ruins he as he always figures out how to cure them (when he is possible to cure them).

He does the same for House and he gets on my tits?
#11 - captainhippo (02/24/2014) [-]
Well then, have him finish somewhere else. ;)
#69 - Humans can see about 500, so that times seven is 3500. l… 02/24/2014 on Art, In all forms, Is... 0
#174962 - Just me, I guess... 02/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#102 - Oh, for a minute there I thought you were talking about Rape-it-Ron.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Best cosplay ever. +12
User avatar #126 - loneranger (02/20/2014) [-]
Waste-it-Will
User avatar #139 - dudewitharake (02/20/2014) [-]
aren't we forgetting Ram-it-Randy? Classic
User avatar #218 - merrickz (02/20/2014) [-]
Are you guys talking about Mess-it-Max?
#142 - Classic (02/20/2014) [-]
#99 - You mean Toss-it-Tom?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Best cosplay ever. +10
#100 - abnormalgames (02/20/2014) [-]
No i mean Pop-it-Paul
#102 - captainhippo (02/20/2014) [-]
Oh, for a minute there I thought you were talking about Rape-it-Ron.
User avatar #126 - loneranger (02/20/2014) [-]
Waste-it-Will
User avatar #139 - dudewitharake (02/20/2014) [-]
aren't we forgetting Ram-it-Randy? Classic
User avatar #218 - merrickz (02/20/2014) [-]
Are you guys talking about Mess-it-Max?
#142 - Classic (02/20/2014) [-]
#19 - Dat arrow "This side up" 02/16/2014 on Well fuck +1
#80 - It killed itself because you don't deserve it. 02/16/2014 on The Gourmet +6
#21 - I was listening to ocean waves when I saw this. Beautiful combination. 02/13/2014 on Every. Time. 0
#1 - The only time splash ever did something. 02/11/2014 on untitled +30
#17 - Yeah, but now it's not a puddle of tears...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Sex +8
User avatar #50 - baaltomekk (01/20/2014) [-]
Shhh It never was
#206 - Reading might help. 12/12/2013 on And.....Its gone 0
#112 - leer, leer, leer. 12/09/2013 on Facebook Post 0
#40 - many red wow 12/08/2013 on strengite +2
#283 - You guys think the faggot's really gone? 12/04/2013 on Bill Nye everybody 0
#3 - I could actually hear the screaming. 12/03/2013 on qwertyuiopasdfghjkl; 0
#6 - "Close your eyes and hold this tube up to your mouth, Ado… 12/03/2013 on on the way to the christmas... -2
#41 - When it cuts back to his face, the laptop is laying as it was … 12/02/2013 on Spot the seems legit(s) here 0
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User avatar #1 - Haiku (12/20/2012) [-]
I used to comment
In Haiku fashion on here
But people got mad.
#2 to #1 - captainhippo (12/20/2012) [-]
Then I'll follow you.
I don't mind making haiku.
I'm not a thumb whore.

I'll just rephrase you.
It will be fun and easy.
Hell, I've got the time.
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