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Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:11/24/2014
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#2 - Because they can't afford cars. They're on their way …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Vroom vroom +3
#4 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
You just compiled every FJ "joke" ever on content with black people.
#5 - captainhippo (10/28/2014) [-]
I wanted to get it out of the way early.
#6 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
It's indeed best to get it over with already.
#61 - I looked for a description. 10/26/2014 on I have made a huge mistake 0
#200 - 1,4,8,10* 10/26/2014 on Women 3 -1
#198 - I like 1,5,8, and 10.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Women 3 -1
#200 - captainhippo (10/26/2014) [-]
1,4,8,10*
#4 - I just haven't seen it is all. lol Don't worry about it. … 07/19/2014 on Happy Birthday to Me! +2
#2 - Hahaha It's all good. I do well enough. What is it referencing…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Happy Birthday to Me! +1
User avatar #3 - brewswillis (07/19/2014) [-]
the famous mr. joshlol. if that didnt came across, it probably was a shitty joke
#4 - captainhippo (07/19/2014) [-]
I just haven't seen it is all. lol Don't worry about it. fuck yourself lol ;)
#204 - I have a few questions: Is that a Kappa? Is that a puddin…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Feminist Vegans 0
User avatar #207 - XbloodwolfX (06/21/2014) [-]
It was some kind of ice cream commercial in asia.
#190 - The internet. 06/06/2014 on Welcome to America 0
#1325 - I have the self control not to kill 6 million people, unlike S… 05/18/2014 on Who deserves colored text? 0
#241 - Either ghost + haste or frost + haste 05/17/2014 on Answer this 0
#24 - It was in Sweden, but people kept calling out of work gay in p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on Didn't realize that was an... +1
#41 - stalini (05/16/2014) [-]
yep, but it still is an ilness, just not an illness which disables your ability to work or do anything else, for that matter
#12 - I think they croaked.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on Party Hard +8
#26 - agentmoleman (05/16/2014) [-]
#15 - That last post was a joke killer. 05/16/2014 on Tumblr can't even +1
#46 - Pretty good points coming from someone known as rimjobmcgee.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Gucci Mane +1
#47 - rimjobmcgee (05/07/2014) [-]
Never think a fool can't say something wise. Really though, I'm capable of serious things, but I much prefer things like my username, to surprise and make people laugh. This way, I can sometimes do both, read a comment and think about it, then read that it was posted by 'rimjobmcgee' and its ridiculous enough to laugh at. Sometimes I get to make people think and laugh, so even if its rare, I like being able to
#70 - If I could mix beats like him, I'd rule the seven *****… 05/06/2014 on Hodor unchained 0
#71 - Worst experience was taking a piss after sex with this chick, …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Never Stick it in Crazy 3 +8
#118 - mattdoggy (05/04/2014) [-]
Run bro
#83 - firesnake (05/04/2014) [-]
#115 - deviousdanish (05/04/2014) [-]
#18 - He's just warming his dinner. 05/04/2014 on You will be my new best friend 0
#71 - Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on The 2004 struggle 0
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

#69 - Well, then you can't ******* have it, you should …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on The 2004 struggle 0
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

#64 - PSSH! No way you **** smuggling cunt! how d…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2014 on The 2004 struggle 0
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
no
#69 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

#54 - Funny enough, although I'm not part of the Irken race, I AM an…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2014 on The 2004 struggle +1
#63 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
what if i beat your slutty ass in a game of online chess? do i get the phone you punk bitch trick ass nigger sauced chestbutted balrog?
#64 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
PSSH! No way you shit smuggling cunt! how did he know that I have breasts instead of buttocks... I demand mortal combat for this fucking phone!
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
no
#69 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

#48 - you responded.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/03/2014 on The 2004 struggle 0
#49 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
thats cause im not bait. i'm 100% awesome with everything i say. ididnt get my name as a troll. i only took it cause im a turtle fan. so buy me a phone you turd cause i did nothing wrong and i know your rich mummy and daddy can afford it you waste of a spleen

How do you know how Bait talks?
#54 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
Funny enough, although I'm not part of the Irken race, I AM an orphan who has had a splenectomy. That's not a problem though, as I'm just one step closer to being Batman. You keep responding, so here's what I'll do for you: I'm gonna buy a phone. The most expensive fucking phone they have. Then, I'm gonna have the doctors put it where my spleen had been. If you can fucking take it from me, you can have it. K?
#63 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
what if i beat your slutty ass in a game of online chess? do i get the phone you punk bitch trick ass nigger sauced chestbutted balrog?
#64 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
PSSH! No way you shit smuggling cunt! how did he know that I have breasts instead of buttocks... I demand mortal combat for this fucking phone!
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
no
#69 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

User avatar #50 - madlh (05/03/2014) [-]
but, what if he has a squeedly-spooch?
#51 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
you cant hate the bait

jimmies will not be rustled
#46 - No. Your user name is too misleading.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/03/2014 on The 2004 struggle +1
#47 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
howso?
#48 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
you responded.
#49 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
thats cause im not bait. i'm 100% awesome with everything i say. ididnt get my name as a troll. i only took it cause im a turtle fan. so buy me a phone you turd cause i did nothing wrong and i know your rich mummy and daddy can afford it you waste of a spleen

How do you know how Bait talks?
#54 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
Funny enough, although I'm not part of the Irken race, I AM an orphan who has had a splenectomy. That's not a problem though, as I'm just one step closer to being Batman. You keep responding, so here's what I'll do for you: I'm gonna buy a phone. The most expensive fucking phone they have. Then, I'm gonna have the doctors put it where my spleen had been. If you can fucking take it from me, you can have it. K?
#63 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
what if i beat your slutty ass in a game of online chess? do i get the phone you punk bitch trick ass nigger sauced chestbutted balrog?
#64 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
PSSH! No way you shit smuggling cunt! how did he know that I have breasts instead of buttocks... I demand mortal combat for this fucking phone!
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
no
#69 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

User avatar #50 - madlh (05/03/2014) [-]
but, what if he has a squeedly-spooch?
#51 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
you cant hate the bait

jimmies will not be rustled
#44 - a phone.  [+] (15 new replies) 05/03/2014 on The 2004 struggle +2
#45 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
can i have a phone?
#46 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
No. Your user name is too misleading.
#47 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
howso?
#48 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
you responded.
#49 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
thats cause im not bait. i'm 100% awesome with everything i say. ididnt get my name as a troll. i only took it cause im a turtle fan. so buy me a phone you turd cause i did nothing wrong and i know your rich mummy and daddy can afford it you waste of a spleen

How do you know how Bait talks?
#54 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
Funny enough, although I'm not part of the Irken race, I AM an orphan who has had a splenectomy. That's not a problem though, as I'm just one step closer to being Batman. You keep responding, so here's what I'll do for you: I'm gonna buy a phone. The most expensive fucking phone they have. Then, I'm gonna have the doctors put it where my spleen had been. If you can fucking take it from me, you can have it. K?
#63 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
what if i beat your slutty ass in a game of online chess? do i get the phone you punk bitch trick ass nigger sauced chestbutted balrog?
#64 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
PSSH! No way you shit smuggling cunt! how did he know that I have breasts instead of buttocks... I demand mortal combat for this fucking phone!
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
no
#69 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

User avatar #50 - madlh (05/03/2014) [-]
but, what if he has a squeedly-spooch?
#51 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
you cant hate the bait

jimmies will not be rustled
#80 - I didn't check the comments below mine, but If you explain the… 05/01/2014 on when you're too good 0
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User avatar #1 - Haiku (12/20/2012) [-]
I used to comment
In Haiku fashion on here
But people got mad.
#2 to #1 - captainhippo (12/20/2012) [-]
Then I'll follow you.
I don't mind making haiku.
I'm not a thumb whore.

I'll just rephrase you.
It will be fun and easy.
Hell, I've got the time.
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