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Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:8/22/2014
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Content Ranking:#5879
Comment Ranking:#27503
Highest Content Rank:#1742
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#13 - I agree, but what do you expect when you cross two predators, ya know?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on It's uncanny! 0
User avatar #17 - adunsaveme (03/15/2014) [-]
ahaaaa
#11 - It's totally relevant. that's the girl in the picture! What I'…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on It's uncanny! 0
#12 - darthblam (03/14/2014) [-]
It didn't turn out as good to me, but here you go.
#13 - captainhippo (03/14/2014) [-]
I agree, but what do you expect when you cross two predators, ya know?
User avatar #17 - adunsaveme (03/15/2014) [-]
ahaaaa
#2 - That picture fits really well, congrats on the roll! 03/14/2014 on Good ol' Sarah Silverman 0
#5 - Oh no! Did the impact wake her up?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on It ruined the moment.. +31
User avatar #8 - chokinandtokin (03/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, and she was talking about pressing charges, so I just took my tongue out of her ass and left.
#10 - LOOK OUT! IT'S ONE-FACE!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Hurrvey Durrnt +42
#27 - ieatsnatch (03/14/2014) [-]
I think NO-FACE is more appropriate.
#6 - Comment deleted 03/14/2014 on Please? yes? Please? 0
#3 - Timmy the tooth! Mah ***** ! 03/14/2014 on DO IT 0
#2 - kayak 03/14/2014 on The audacity! +2
#2 - lol I'm not surprised; this picture is pretty old. I'm just du…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on LOW FIVE! 0
User avatar #3 - mrpotatofudge (03/14/2014) [-]
I don't care that its a repost im just mad that you didn't call it shit sticky
#32 - He totally ordered this. Look at the instructions next to the box! 03/13/2014 on does this look like the... +3
#35 - I can't wait until someone rolls that. 03/06/2014 on WTF Bullshit +4
#58 - Just the opposite: she's Asian. I hear they can read minds.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on never read mind +1
#60 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
oh, so she's a part of the race of down synfrom babies. Haha, chink a.s.s b. i.tch
#61 - nickypickle (03/06/2014) [-]
#2fahnny69me
#70 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
You weren't supposed to laugh, I'm obviously being a troll? C'mon man.
#96 - My bad. Have a nice day.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on character development +1
User avatar #97 - sisterblister (03/05/2014) [-]
o no worries but thank you man your very kind and i wish you the best
#94 - Whitest kids u know. They had a show on IFC I'm facebook f…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2014 on character development +1
User avatar #95 - sisterblister (03/05/2014) [-]
o im talkking about the animepic
#96 - captainhippo (03/05/2014) [-]
My bad. Have a nice day.
User avatar #97 - sisterblister (03/05/2014) [-]
o no worries but thank you man your very kind and i wish you the best
#8 - You forgot this one! 02/27/2014 on Life Hacks +9
#30 - I bet this is the speed that the lyrics to Rap God move on a k… 02/27/2014 on Who thought we'd reinvent... 0
#6 - I'd have a few of those in my utility belt. They're at least a… 02/27/2014 on Im gonna try this +7
#11 - Comment deleted 02/27/2014 on nnnnnnn -2
#28 - You can still see the tip of the ring finger. it's gotta be the pinky.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on It's magic! 0
#70 - baayveer (02/26/2014) [-]
it seemed the pinky but somehow i feel its the right hand index finger trigger it when he lift it up and there might be a magic thread like fishing line u cant see that acts a pulley system.
#5 - SPOILER ALERT!!!!! Walter White is Heisenberg. 02/26/2014 on Ouch.. 0
#6 - Quit clowin' around, you guys! 02/26/2014 on Nice Afro! 0
#11 - Well then, have him finish somewhere else. ;) 02/24/2014 on I miss the scrubs fad +29
#9 - If your dad gets on your tits, call the cops.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on I miss the scrubs fad +19
#10 - geffunplz (02/24/2014) [-]
It's a good thing I said 'it' not 'he'.
#22 - ColonelHansLanda (02/25/2014) [-]
My dad always ruins he as he always figures out how to cure them (when he is possible to cure them).

He does the same for House and he gets on my tits?
#11 - captainhippo (02/24/2014) [-]
Well then, have him finish somewhere else. ;)
#69 - Humans can see about 500, so that times seven is 3500. l… 02/24/2014 on Art, In all forms, Is... 0
#174962 - Just me, I guess... 02/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
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User avatar #1 - Haiku (12/20/2012) [-]
I used to comment
In Haiku fashion on here
But people got mad.
#2 to #1 - captainhippo (12/20/2012) [-]
Then I'll follow you.
I don't mind making haiku.
I'm not a thumb whore.

I'll just rephrase you.
It will be fun and easy.
Hell, I've got the time.
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