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captainhippo

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:5/18/2015
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Comment Ranking:#13110
Highest Content Rank:#1742
Highest Comment Rank:#2099
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Content Views:129844
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Total Comments Made:615
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#17 - Buster fails the bluff check.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Even the characters smell... +6
#19 - dndxplain has deleted their comment.
User avatar #18 - dndxplain (01/24/2015) [-]
you are a glorious bastard.
#15 - I know I'm wrong, but I want the fact that you commented to me…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Even the characters smell... +3
User avatar #16 - dndxplain (01/24/2015) [-]
slaying giants isn't hard
with your library card.
#39 - Absolute Madman (01/24/2015) [-]
Quote fail
#17 - captainhippo (01/24/2015) [-]
Buster fails the bluff check.
#19 - dndxplain has deleted their comment.
User avatar #18 - dndxplain (01/24/2015) [-]
you are a glorious bastard.
#119 - Learn more ways to defend yourself. Learn more about hand-to-h…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/24/2015 on 2edgy4u 0
#123 - Absolute Madman (01/24/2015) [-]
YOU FUCKING DEFEND YOURSELF WITH "HAND-TO-HAND" WHEN SOMEONE DRAWS A GUN, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I'LL PUT A BULLET IN YOU FIRST IF YOU TRY TO TAKE MY GUNS AWAY!
#124 - captainhippo (01/24/2015) [-]
Well, I probably won't have a gun, so I might get shot, but instead of accepting death, I'm just gonna do anything to delay it. You have fun with your threats, your inability to defend yourself, and your caps lock key. I'm gonna go see a movie with some friends.
#133 - Absolute Madman (01/25/2015) [-]
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, THEN THAT'S YOUR IDIOTIC CHOICE. BUT HOW DARE YOU TELL ME I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DEFEND MYSELF, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
#135 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
Here's an option. I'll admit that it's not great if the gunman is further away, but it's an option.
#134 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
I never told you that. I just said that you should also learn to defend yourself without a gun.
#137 - Absolute Madman (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh, then I apologize if that's all you were saying. If you support my 2nd Amendment right to bear firearms, then we are straight.
#138 - Absolute Madman (01/25/2015) [-]
And I don't mean firearms manufactured by Grizzly Bears or even Polar Bears lol
(but if a panda hands me a gun, then I'm obliged to take it)
#139 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
If a bear made and handed me a gun, I'd keep it with me at all times.

The second amendment's cool with me. I see the cartoon as a portrayal of the old adage: "If you outlaw guns, then only outlaws will have guns."
#4 - What baby?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Super Smash Bros +174
#17 - drakevil (01/24/2015) [-]
#12 - Absolute Madman (01/24/2015) [-]
#6 - zerosonaku (01/24/2015) [-]
You're a clever little shit I give you that
#93 - So, you're saying that people who disagree with your opinion a…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/24/2015 on 2edgy4u 0
#118 - Absolute Madman (01/24/2015) [-]
The instant they try to take away my ability to defend myself, then YES THEY DO!
#119 - captainhippo (01/24/2015) [-]
Learn more ways to defend yourself. Learn more about hand-to-hand, improvised weaponry, and knife throwing. If you need a gun to defend yourself, then it's too easy to render you defenseless.
#123 - Absolute Madman (01/24/2015) [-]
YOU FUCKING DEFEND YOURSELF WITH "HAND-TO-HAND" WHEN SOMEONE DRAWS A GUN, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I'LL PUT A BULLET IN YOU FIRST IF YOU TRY TO TAKE MY GUNS AWAY!
#124 - captainhippo (01/24/2015) [-]
Well, I probably won't have a gun, so I might get shot, but instead of accepting death, I'm just gonna do anything to delay it. You have fun with your threats, your inability to defend yourself, and your caps lock key. I'm gonna go see a movie with some friends.
#133 - Absolute Madman (01/25/2015) [-]
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, THEN THAT'S YOUR IDIOTIC CHOICE. BUT HOW DARE YOU TELL ME I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DEFEND MYSELF, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
#135 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
Here's an option. I'll admit that it's not great if the gunman is further away, but it's an option.
#134 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
I never told you that. I just said that you should also learn to defend yourself without a gun.
#137 - Absolute Madman (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh, then I apologize if that's all you were saying. If you support my 2nd Amendment right to bear firearms, then we are straight.
#138 - Absolute Madman (01/25/2015) [-]
And I don't mean firearms manufactured by Grizzly Bears or even Polar Bears lol
(but if a panda hands me a gun, then I'm obliged to take it)
#139 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
If a bear made and handed me a gun, I'd keep it with me at all times.

The second amendment's cool with me. I see the cartoon as a portrayal of the old adage: "If you outlaw guns, then only outlaws will have guns."
#90 - It's a joke. Chill.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/24/2015 on 2edgy4u 0
#91 - Absolute Madman (01/24/2015) [-]
Look at the comments. People are dead fucking serious in their criticism of this illustration. Those people cannot be reasoned with with. They need a fucking bullet to the head. That's the only cure for the insanity in our society.
#93 - captainhippo (01/24/2015) [-]
So, you're saying that people who disagree with your opinion and don't intend on changing "need a fucking bullet to the head."
#118 - Absolute Madman (01/24/2015) [-]
The instant they try to take away my ability to defend myself, then YES THEY DO!
#119 - captainhippo (01/24/2015) [-]
Learn more ways to defend yourself. Learn more about hand-to-hand, improvised weaponry, and knife throwing. If you need a gun to defend yourself, then it's too easy to render you defenseless.
#123 - Absolute Madman (01/24/2015) [-]
YOU FUCKING DEFEND YOURSELF WITH "HAND-TO-HAND" WHEN SOMEONE DRAWS A GUN, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I'LL PUT A BULLET IN YOU FIRST IF YOU TRY TO TAKE MY GUNS AWAY!
#124 - captainhippo (01/24/2015) [-]
Well, I probably won't have a gun, so I might get shot, but instead of accepting death, I'm just gonna do anything to delay it. You have fun with your threats, your inability to defend yourself, and your caps lock key. I'm gonna go see a movie with some friends.
#133 - Absolute Madman (01/25/2015) [-]
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, THEN THAT'S YOUR IDIOTIC CHOICE. BUT HOW DARE YOU TELL ME I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DEFEND MYSELF, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
#135 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
Here's an option. I'll admit that it's not great if the gunman is further away, but it's an option.
#134 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
I never told you that. I just said that you should also learn to defend yourself without a gun.
#137 - Absolute Madman (01/25/2015) [-]
Oh, then I apologize if that's all you were saying. If you support my 2nd Amendment right to bear firearms, then we are straight.
#138 - Absolute Madman (01/25/2015) [-]
And I don't mean firearms manufactured by Grizzly Bears or even Polar Bears lol
(but if a panda hands me a gun, then I'm obliged to take it)
#139 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
If a bear made and handed me a gun, I'd keep it with me at all times.

The second amendment's cool with me. I see the cartoon as a portrayal of the old adage: "If you outlaw guns, then only outlaws will have guns."
#3 - I think you've got it down. 01/24/2015 on I need to be liked +8
#3 - Because a dog is more ******** You set m… 01/24/2015 on When you know it can never... +3
#21 - Awful 01/24/2015 on new le 9gag army XD 0
#39 - What do you know? You clearly paint your floor 01/23/2015 on Juice 0
#2 - The "magnets" made fap sounds? 01/23/2015 on Spiderman and Deadpool 1.2 +8
#15 - She's probably got big eyes. ...and makeup.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Barbie Face and the body of... +43
User avatar #47 - dragonbeeon (01/24/2015) [-]
I thought the spoiler was going to say "For you" and I was dissapointed.
#50 - captainhippo (01/24/2015) [-]
Well, some things are just disappointing. ...for you.
#14 - I'd love to smash that hulk Just kidding, she'… 01/23/2015 on Barbie Face and the body of... 0
#39 - I'll MAKE it fit. 01/23/2015 on Dragon Fuckers League +3
#4 - Achievement unlocked 01/23/2015 on Facebook (10000) 0
#22 - AWESOME! but the internet is basically the opposite of t… 01/23/2015 on FJ commercial +1
#39 - Now I kind of wish he had done it. 01/23/2015 on Allah's Snackbar 0
#4 - "China women for real relationships" 01/23/2015 on Guide to searching in FJ 0
#9 - Guess I'll go shave first...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on notabelgianpedo's profile 0
#10 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
#1 - Not bad. I thumbed. That last panel seems a little unnecessary… 01/23/2015 on Zop World 1 0
#7 - Well, I'm not diabetic yet, so don't mind if I do!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on notabelgianpedo's profile 0
#8 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
#9 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Guess I'll go shave first...
#10 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
#5 - I really do, but I don't want to mislead you: I'm a 22 year ol…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2015 on notabelgianpedo's profile 0
#6 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
Should you be eating candy at all grandpa?
Have some candy nonetheless
#7 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Well, I'm not diabetic yet, so don't mind if I do!
#8 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
#9 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Guess I'll go shave first...
#10 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
#3 - Do... do you have any candy now?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/23/2015 on notabelgianpedo's profile 0
User avatar #4 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
Of course, I would be a bad pedo if I didn't.
You want sum of ma candy?
#5 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
I really do, but I don't want to mislead you: I'm a 22 year old guy. When I shave, I look 16-17, though.
#6 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
Should you be eating candy at all grandpa?
Have some candy nonetheless
#7 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Well, I'm not diabetic yet, so don't mind if I do!
#8 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
#9 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Guess I'll go shave first...
#10 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
#1 - So, what kind of pedophile are you, if not Belgian?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/23/2015 on notabelgianpedo's profile 0
User avatar #2 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
The cool kind, the one that gives kids candy without kidnapping them.
#3 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Do... do you have any candy now?
User avatar #4 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
Of course, I would be a bad pedo if I didn't.
You want sum of ma candy?
#5 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
I really do, but I don't want to mislead you: I'm a 22 year old guy. When I shave, I look 16-17, though.
#6 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
Should you be eating candy at all grandpa?
Have some candy nonetheless
#7 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Well, I'm not diabetic yet, so don't mind if I do!
#8 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
#9 - captainhippo (01/23/2015) [-]
Guess I'll go shave first...
#10 - notabelgianpedo (01/23/2015) [-]
#6 - And they said my moat wouldn't stop the faggots. 01/23/2015 on Look, it's safe. Solid as... +1

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User avatar #1 - Haiku (12/20/2012) [-]
I used to comment
In Haiku fashion on here
But people got mad.
#2 to #1 - captainhippo (12/20/2012) [-]
Then I'll follow you.
I don't mind making haiku.
I'm not a thumb whore.

I'll just rephrase you.
It will be fun and easy.
Hell, I've got the time.
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