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Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:10/20/2014
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Content Thumbs: 1953 total,  2217 ,  264
Comment Thumbs: 1782 total,  1890 ,  108
Content Level Progress: 68% (68/100)
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Comment Level Progress: 19% (19/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:85 times
Total Comments Made:286
FJ Points:3202

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#1 - Did anyone else duck?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Passing Traffic +37
User avatar #4 - centurionprime (04/21/2014) [-]
everyone that lived.....
User avatar #5 - brrigg (04/21/2014) [-]
HIYO!!
User avatar #44 - centurionprime (04/22/2014) [-]
woah, its that sweet feeling again, the one you get when you comeback on and people gave you love for somethin funny you said.

yeaahh!
#2 - He did the right thing. 04/21/2014 on disgusting 0
#1 - Asians really are better at everything.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on The Marathon of Life +114
#26 - thirdoffive (04/22/2014) [-]
Obviously you have forgotten about Hiroshima...
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware surviving a nuclear bomb was a skill.
User avatar #29 - thirdoffive (04/22/2014) [-]
It's not, considering hardly anyone survived
User avatar #4 - reginleif (04/21/2014) [-]
Asians OP, mind reading passive needs nerf.
#3 - There's not enough fried chicken for this picture to be Africa… 04/20/2014 on African-americanized image 0
#192 - I think you mean 397 thumbs. InYERfase! 04/20/2014 on just...wow +1
#29 - your cousin's old.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/18/2014 on just...wow +410
User avatar #99 - inyerfase (04/19/2014) [-]
how the fuck did that get 84 thumbs?
#192 - captainhippo (04/20/2014) [-]
I think you mean 397 thumbs. InYERfase!
#30 - iRoflcopterU (04/18/2014) [-]
I knew i was missing something, I meant pounds. Shes 115 pound.
User avatar #43 - thorstoned (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm not going to be the annoying guy and correct you.

But "she's"
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/19/2014) [-]
also pounds* and I*
#66 - pootismang (04/19/2014) [-]
You lied.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2014) [-]
omygod, I remember that soap-opera.
Jesus that was one hell of a weird plot
#41 - yup. 04/12/2014 on Waiting for ds 2 on PC... 0
#36 - I liked the gumby one better.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Waiting for ds 2 on PC... 0
#40 - dumbasshunter (04/12/2014) [-]
dis one?
#41 - captainhippo (04/12/2014) [-]
yup.
#54 - That's a way intense picture for your comment. lol  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Title -3
#55 - thefates (04/11/2014) [-]
That's sort of the point.
#32 - It just has an accent because it's chocolate cake. 04/06/2014 on every time +7
#32 - ic anal, too 04/06/2014 on You clever little shit +1
#111 - I call ******** . There's no way these two cunts d… 04/05/2014 on #eugenics 0
#108 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on #eugenics +1
#111 - captainhippo (04/05/2014) [-]
I call bullshit. There's no way these two cunts didn't walk into a froyo place instead. frozen yogurt
#107 - Figured it out. The two girls aren't at a fro yo place. 04/05/2014 on #eugenics 0
#455 - Comment deleted 04/05/2014 on Lesbian Sex -3
#17 - Nah dude, we still have plenty of mangoes. 03/30/2014 on mfw my friend started... 0
#2 - Cap in that first panel. 03/30/2014 on How the Cap confesses his... 0
#6 - is letters supposed to be possessive? no. 03/30/2014 on Dashing +1
#223 - Ejaculating pussy attack! Sounds like an asian band. or show. … 03/30/2014 on Bestial Bladder Rape 0
#114 - It gave me a boner. 03/27/2014 on I love stock photos +1
#22 - I expected the last panel to be the heartsmith ******* … 03/24/2014 on Some of us could use this 0
#231 - Comment deleted 03/16/2014 on DJ Admin is returning -2
#13 - Picture 03/15/2014 on dont give crows u spliff +1
#43 - Is that Chang?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Losing is fun 0
User avatar #44 - critality (03/15/2014) [-]
its him looking at a realllly small thing, there's like 2 or 3 other gifs slowly going down to that size, but I think this makes it s point.
#15 - Correct. 03/14/2014 on It's uncanny! 0
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User avatar #1 - Haiku (12/20/2012) [-]
I used to comment
In Haiku fashion on here
But people got mad.
#2 to #1 - captainhippo (12/20/2012) [-]
Then I'll follow you.
I don't mind making haiku.
I'm not a thumb whore.

I'll just rephrase you.
It will be fun and easy.
Hell, I've got the time.
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