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captainhippo

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:5/26/2016
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#24 - You already used this one.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Adorable 0
#26 - captainhippo (02/22/2015) [-]
That's no excuse for reusing your jokes. I totally understand.
#1124 - Lowell, MA checking in. 02/22/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
#7 - Banana for scale. 02/05/2015 on Banana Porn 0
#8 - Picture 02/01/2015 on Animal selfies. 0
#24 - You'd enjoy ******* 6 years year olds any time of day?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on What the hell do you mean... +1
#26 - brandonsharklow (02/01/2015) [-]
don't judge my sentence structure.
#13 - Comment deleted 01/28/2015 on Cute Cosplay +1
#139 - If a bear made and handed me a gun, I'd keep it with me at all… 01/25/2015 on 2edgy4u 0
#56 - I meant that anyone watching would put you out of your misery.…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on 4chan A Creative Place +1
#57 - tonkkax (01/25/2015) [-]
-smug douchy projecting comment-
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#53 - ...You'd be shot.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on 4chan A Creative Place 0
#55 - tonkkax (01/25/2015) [-]
I was talking about sticking it in the fleshlight

I'm sorry that your dick fits in a gun barrel.
#56 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
I meant that anyone watching would put you out of your misery. You lonely, lonely soul...
#57 - tonkkax (01/25/2015) [-]
-smug douchy projecting comment-
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#4 - Do they let retards drive now? Also, do they let dogs… 01/25/2015 on Well Your Total Will Be Two... 0