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Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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Content Ranking:#5955
Comment Ranking:#14363
Highest Content Rank:#1742
Highest Comment Rank:#2553
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Total Comments Made:285
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#70 - If I could mix beats like him, I'd rule the seven fucking kingdoms. 05/06/2014 on Hodor unchained 0
#71 - Worst experience was taking a piss after sex with this chick, …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Never Stick it in Crazy 3 +8
#118 - mattdoggy (05/04/2014) [-]
Run bro
#83 - firesnake (05/04/2014) [-]
#115 - deviousdanish (05/04/2014) [-]
#18 - He's just warming his dinner. 05/04/2014 on You will be my new best friend 0
#71 - Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on The 2004 struggle 0
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

#69 - Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on The 2004 struggle 0
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

#64 - PSSH! No way you shit smuggling cunt! how did he know th…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2014 on The 2004 struggle 0
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
no
#69 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

#54 - Funny enough, although I'm not part of the Irken race, I AM an…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2014 on The 2004 struggle +1
#63 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
what if i beat your slutty ass in a game of online chess? do i get the phone you punk bitch trick ass nigger sauced chestbutted balrog?
#64 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
PSSH! No way you shit smuggling cunt! how did he know that I have breasts instead of buttocks... I demand mortal combat for this fucking phone!
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
no
#69 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

#48 - you responded.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/03/2014 on The 2004 struggle 0
#49 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
thats cause im not bait. i'm 100% awesome with everything i say. ididnt get my name as a troll. i only took it cause im a turtle fan. so buy me a phone you turd cause i did nothing wrong and i know your rich mummy and daddy can afford it you waste of a spleen

How do you know how Bait talks?
#54 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
Funny enough, although I'm not part of the Irken race, I AM an orphan who has had a splenectomy. That's not a problem though, as I'm just one step closer to being Batman. You keep responding, so here's what I'll do for you: I'm gonna buy a phone. The most expensive fucking phone they have. Then, I'm gonna have the doctors put it where my spleen had been. If you can fucking take it from me, you can have it. K?
#63 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
what if i beat your slutty ass in a game of online chess? do i get the phone you punk bitch trick ass nigger sauced chestbutted balrog?
#64 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
PSSH! No way you shit smuggling cunt! how did he know that I have breasts instead of buttocks... I demand mortal combat for this fucking phone!
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
no
#69 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

User avatar #50 - madlh (05/03/2014) [-]
but, what if he has a squeedly-spooch?
#51 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
you cant hate the bait

jimmies will not be rustled
#46 - No. Your user name is too misleading.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/03/2014 on The 2004 struggle +1
#47 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
howso?
#48 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
you responded.
#49 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
thats cause im not bait. i'm 100% awesome with everything i say. ididnt get my name as a troll. i only took it cause im a turtle fan. so buy me a phone you turd cause i did nothing wrong and i know your rich mummy and daddy can afford it you waste of a spleen

How do you know how Bait talks?
#54 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
Funny enough, although I'm not part of the Irken race, I AM an orphan who has had a splenectomy. That's not a problem though, as I'm just one step closer to being Batman. You keep responding, so here's what I'll do for you: I'm gonna buy a phone. The most expensive fucking phone they have. Then, I'm gonna have the doctors put it where my spleen had been. If you can fucking take it from me, you can have it. K?
#63 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
what if i beat your slutty ass in a game of online chess? do i get the phone you punk bitch trick ass nigger sauced chestbutted balrog?
#64 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
PSSH! No way you shit smuggling cunt! how did he know that I have breasts instead of buttocks... I demand mortal combat for this fucking phone!
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
no
#69 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

User avatar #50 - madlh (05/03/2014) [-]
but, what if he has a squeedly-spooch?
#51 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
you cant hate the bait

jimmies will not be rustled
#44 - a phone.  [+] (15 new replies) 05/03/2014 on The 2004 struggle +2
#45 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
can i have a phone?
#46 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
No. Your user name is too misleading.
#47 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
howso?
#48 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
you responded.
#49 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
thats cause im not bait. i'm 100% awesome with everything i say. ididnt get my name as a troll. i only took it cause im a turtle fan. so buy me a phone you turd cause i did nothing wrong and i know your rich mummy and daddy can afford it you waste of a spleen

How do you know how Bait talks?
#54 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
Funny enough, although I'm not part of the Irken race, I AM an orphan who has had a splenectomy. That's not a problem though, as I'm just one step closer to being Batman. You keep responding, so here's what I'll do for you: I'm gonna buy a phone. The most expensive fucking phone they have. Then, I'm gonna have the doctors put it where my spleen had been. If you can fucking take it from me, you can have it. K?
#63 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
what if i beat your slutty ass in a game of online chess? do i get the phone you punk bitch trick ass nigger sauced chestbutted balrog?
#64 - captainhippo (05/03/2014) [-]
PSSH! No way you shit smuggling cunt! how did he know that I have breasts instead of buttocks... I demand mortal combat for this fucking phone!
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
no
#69 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Well, then you can't fucking have it, you should be abortion.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
i was. thanks for bringing it up
#71 - captainhippo (05/04/2014) [-]
Looks like the bait ended up on a hook then.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/04/2014) [-]
hue

User avatar #50 - madlh (05/03/2014) [-]
but, what if he has a squeedly-spooch?
#51 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/03/2014) [-]
you cant hate the bait

jimmies will not be rustled
#80 - I didn't check the comments below mine, but If you explain the… 05/01/2014 on when you're too good 0
#175 - XKCD! 05/01/2014 on Stay inside during a Storm +1
#174 - It would really AMP my game up, but CURRENT-ly, I'm too scared… 05/01/2014 on Stay inside during a Storm 0
#8 - Thank you! 04/23/2014 on They said I was mad... 0
#191 - No guts? 04/23/2014 on My life in a nutshell 0
#11 - Vader's just like: "Whatever. She's not my kid." 04/21/2014 on Something something... +15
#1 - I need one of those... My kid's dick is getting too big. 04/21/2014 on well then... +4
#1 - More like Black Irish I know that's not what that means.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on top kek 0
User avatar #3 - schnizel (04/21/2014) [-]
But they are still R1b.
It's like calling someone a Black Indo-Aryan.
Sounds strange.
User avatar #2 - schnizel (04/21/2014) [-]
Brits are celts too.
Only 9% of them are anglo-saxon.
#2 - A lying nigger... what a surprise! 04/21/2014 on Magic +3
#2 - The sequel to UP blows. 04/21/2014 on Get Well 0
#5 - Get your thrills and head for the hills 04/21/2014 on Oh no not tumblr again +9
#4 - drain your dick and leave the chick 04/21/2014 on Oh no not tumblr again +6
#3 - empty your sack and head on back 04/21/2014 on Oh no not tumblr again +9
#2 - spray and stray 04/21/2014 on Oh no not tumblr again +7
#1 - Skeet and scoot 04/21/2014 on Oh no not tumblr again +7
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User avatar #1 - Haiku (12/20/2012) [-]
I used to comment
In Haiku fashion on here
But people got mad.
#2 to #1 - captainhippo (12/20/2012) [-]
Then I'll follow you.
I don't mind making haiku.
I'm not a thumb whore.

I'll just rephrase you.
It will be fun and easy.
Hell, I've got the time.
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