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captainhippo

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:5/18/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#13108
Highest Content Rank:#1742
Highest Comment Rank:#2099
Content Thumbs: 1953 total,  2217 ,  264
Comment Thumbs: 3070 total,  3274 ,  204
Content Level Progress: 68% (68/100)
Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 65% (65/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:0
Content Views:129844
Times Content Favorited:85 times
Total Comments Made:615
FJ Points:4148

latest user's comments

#26 - Oh, good. Now I can be afraid of something white, too. 03/30/2015 on Albino Alligator 0
#44 - mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm 03/29/2015 on Cole Sprouse +1
#39 - The most amazing part is how he posted those three uninterrupted.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Anon does a magic trick 0
User avatar #55 - nickelakon (03/29/2015) [-]
Thats why it was magic
#4 - increase your sneak level. 03/22/2015 on Can I has one more? +1
#9 - Couldn't have waited 18 more minutes? 03/22/2015 on That escalated quickly 0
#7 - As soon as I saw what he was doing, I was hoping he would die. 03/21/2015 on (untitled) -1
#4 - Shopped. No one could be that mean to balloons. 03/20/2015 on Me gangsta 0
#21 - A sense of humor doesn't imply stupidity.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Don't Drink Water +1
User avatar #23 - thebellboy (02/22/2015) [-]
No but stupidity does imply stupidity.
#26 - That's no excuse for reusing your jokes. I totally under… 02/22/2015 on Adorable 0
#39 - No, there's always been faggots. 02/22/2015 on And it deserves it 0
#24 - You already used this one.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Adorable 0
#26 - captainhippo (02/22/2015) [-]
That's no excuse for reusing your jokes. I totally understand.
#1124 - Lowell, MA checking in. 02/22/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
#7 - Banana for scale. 02/05/2015 on Banana Porn 0
#8 - Picture 02/01/2015 on Animal selfies. 0
#24 - You'd enjoy ******* 6 years year olds any time of day?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on What the hell do you mean... +1
#26 - brandonsharklow (02/01/2015) [-]
don't judge my sentence structure.
#13 - Comment deleted 01/28/2015 on Cute Cosplay +1
#139 - If a bear made and handed me a gun, I'd keep it with me at all… 01/25/2015 on 2edgy4u 0
#56 - I meant that anyone watching would put you out of your misery.…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on 4chan A Creative Place +1
#57 - tonkkax (01/25/2015) [-]
-smug douchy projecting comment-
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#53 - ...You'd be shot.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on 4chan A Creative Place 0
#55 - tonkkax (01/25/2015) [-]
I was talking about sticking it in the fleshlight

I'm sorry that your dick fits in a gun barrel.
#56 - captainhippo (01/25/2015) [-]
I meant that anyone watching would put you out of your misery. You lonely, lonely soul...
#57 - tonkkax (01/25/2015) [-]
-smug douchy projecting comment-
-daffyfuck.jpg-
#4 - Do they let retards drive now? Also, do they let dogs… 01/25/2015 on Well Your Total Will Be Two... 0
#7 - "Liquid filled." Why does it have to be red? 01/25/2015 on Camel balls 0
#3 - If they wear their pants like that, they're not running anywhere. 01/25/2015 on Boons Detected 0
#33 - Did you just trick us into listening to your mixtape?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on whats fj up to tonight? +1
User avatar #35 - hashtronaut (01/25/2015) [-]
no, but I did trick you into using IE as your default browser.
#3 - Home is wherever you leave your **** . 01/25/2015 on Hellerau +1
#4 - I would have just kept the fort made of ******* bison skulls. 01/25/2015 on In that moment of time XX +1

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - Haiku (12/20/2012) [-]
I used to comment
In Haiku fashion on here
But people got mad.
#2 to #1 - captainhippo (12/20/2012) [-]
Then I'll follow you.
I don't mind making haiku.
I'm not a thumb whore.

I'll just rephrase you.
It will be fun and easy.
Hell, I've got the time.
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