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Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:6/19/2013
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#12 - I expected the kid to get showered with the broken glass. 06/17/2013 on glassie +9
#79 - I bet they stole those karts.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Tyrone Cart 0
User avatar #81 - Mesmus (06/07/2013) [-]
Thats just trying too hard
#18 - Uncommon* (apparently) 05/30/2013 on Politeness is a curse +2
#17 - Common decency.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Politeness is a curse +1
User avatar #21 - misticalz (05/30/2013) [-]
It's common decency to offer your food that you paid for and worked for?

It's common decency to ask "Hey, wanna have a bite of my food so you can give me all the viruses and infections I can think of?"

I can understand if it's separate pieces of food like chips, but a fucking burrito or Sandwich?
That's fucking disgusting.
#22 - sanguinesolitude (05/30/2013) [-]
i agree with misticalz. i mean sure if you have a whole pizza offer a slice or a bag of chips offer a couple, but a bite of your burrito or a sip of your drink... just no.
#18 - captainhippo (05/30/2013) [-]
Uncommon* (apparently)
#267 - Children Accepting Nefarious Cells' Evil … 05/18/2013 on Kids Next Door +2
#266 - Kids Next Door Operation C.A.N.C.E.R.: Critical Action…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Kids Next Door +2
#267 - captainhippo (05/18/2013) [-]
Children
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Nefarious
Cells'
Evil
Ramifications
#83 - Hormone Birth-control Bigger titties, but fat, too. Pr… 05/16/2013 on Birthcontrol 0
#114 - What Villain is that, "the Jew?" 05/16/2013 on So, this exists. 0
#133 - It fires bb's, not bullets. 05/10/2013 on Seriously japan, stop 0
#7 - Master Splinter. 05/07/2013 on Ninja Turtles Girl Advice -1
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User avatar #1 - Haiku (12/20/2012) [-]
I used to comment
In Haiku fashion on here
But people got mad.
#2 to #1 - captainhippo (12/20/2012) [-]
Then I'll follow you.
I don't mind making haiku.
I'm not a thumb whore.

I'll just rephrase you.
It will be fun and easy.
Hell, I've got the time.
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