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#10 - Fear not, the next generation of crabs will be even faster. 02/17/2015 on Are You Feeling It Now, Mr.... +2
#7 - At times like this I honestly wonder what they thought was goi… 02/17/2015 on Just one of those days. 0
#19 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2015 on My pet bat +306
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#4 - At least it's not like those birthday hats that literally had …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Toys +11
#8 - deadfed (02/17/2015) [-]
Can I get some backstory on this? I tried google but I cant really find much.
User avatar #10 - buttholee (02/17/2015) [-]
Seconding sauce...
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (02/17/2015) [-]
imgur.com/wZPBMUT

deadfed

You can do more digging if you please, but the message basically says that he's a prisoner doing forced labour and what they're doing is illegal and he hopes someone can help him.
#6 - How do you even become a fan of one team over another?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Dallas Cowboys 0
#16 - whatnameisnottaken (02/17/2015) [-]
usually proximity to their city
User avatar #30 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm only a bears fan because I'm in Illinois
User avatar #26 - KoCChampion (02/17/2015) [-]
Or your parents liking them. That's how I became a Cowboys fan in PA
#18 - Proximity (02/17/2015) [-]
Name is a word, mentions are daily

That aside, I pick teams based on player styles, sometimes other stuff.
Although one reason I started liking Axiom was because I already liked Totalbiscuit

Probably not the same sport as what you're referring to, but it's my input and damn it I want to be relevant when I'm mentioned
User avatar #21 - donatelo (02/17/2015) [-]
wtf?
User avatar #22 - Proximity (02/17/2015) [-]
Starcraft teams are still teams, one way or another
User avatar #24 - donatelo (02/17/2015) [-]
oh gotcha, that makes sense. but its not really related as sports teams have home stadiums, aka home and away games.
#8 - For but a single moment I was confused as to why his speech-bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on denial when you don't have... +31
User avatar #82 - greedtheavaricious (02/18/2015) [-]
Go to sleep.
User avatar #83 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
I want to
#84 - greedtheavaricious (02/18/2015) [-]
Sleep or git gud. Choose one.
#48 - Between these and the Bert & Ernie Strips, I feel like I'm… 02/17/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #36 0
#2180 - Comment deleted 02/17/2015 on Euro FJers, post your selfie 0
#3565 - Like, right outside? Where do you live?  [+] (14 new replies) 02/17/2015 on luluwho's profile 0
User avatar #3567 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
What state are you ? Assuming USA from your speech.
User avatar #3566 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
Yes, Kentucky, we get 2 to 3 more inches tonight, we had fun. I had to push the back door open against the snow up against it, never had to do that before. It's cool, tho, it's not ice and the electric service is fine.
User avatar #3568 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Nice! I always loved the snow, so as long as it doesn't make you less efficient, I hope it snows all the more. Haha, and no, I'm actually Canadian, though I do live in British Columbia within the South of Canada.
User avatar #3569 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
Oh that's neat, you're used to it then. It's an event to us. This is a "no ice" snow, so it's all good except trying to pack it into a decent snowball ;)
User avatar #3570 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Haha, unfortunately I have to deal with that too. Despite claims of Canada being a Tundra, while it mostly is, the country itself is so large and vast that you will see all types of weather. I myself live in a semi-desert, with lots of dust and stones and heavy heat, and it carries over to the winter too with very little moisture in the snow.
#3572 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
Oops, left off my red spot
#3571 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
I didn't even know there was such a place in Canada, that's how much geography we had in school, lol. Show me where abouts please. Sorry about the map, it's the only one that shows Canada Just make a red spot (I'm guessing you're right over top of our "desert line", which is Arizona, Nevada, etc.. just before you get to the Rocky Mountains in the west.)
User avatar #3573 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Haha, no need! I'm 6 or so hours right above Washington and near the coastline. I tried to make a little red dot, but the picture was taking too long to save so it would just be easier to tell you
User avatar #3574 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
OK, that's a little bit west of what I thought. Do you ever visit the US ?
User avatar #3575 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
I haven't yet, though I will very soon I'm sure. I'm just about to join the military and so will have a lot easier time going back and fourth from place to place.
User avatar #3577 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
I need to go offline for a little while, bro, get back with you soon
User avatar #3579 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Very well, have a good night and be safe!
User avatar #3576 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
What are you going to be/do ?
User avatar #3578 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Army, Infantry. I don't care much about money, I just think it'll give me the most chances to get noticed and promoted by General-Senpai.
#5 - That poor man. 02/17/2015 on That bottle message. -1
#76 - Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 02/16/2015 on If you like to learn things... 0
#64 - I don't get it. I just don't get it. Did they not kno…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on If you like to learn things... +10
User avatar #72 - brio (02/16/2015) [-]
probably some part of the car
User avatar #76 - captainfuckitall (02/16/2015) [-]
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
User avatar #66 - beloth (02/16/2015) [-]
He went so slowly through the tracks too like wtf
#220 - Did you even read my comment, or are you just jumping to concl… 02/16/2015 on I hate you all 0
#218 - Eh, I pity your children, who will grow up believing that they…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on I hate you all 0
#219 - angelious (02/16/2015) [-]
and i pity you


and your poor parents for having such an ungrateful kid...
User avatar #220 - captainfuckitall (02/16/2015) [-]
Did you even read my comment, or are you just jumping to conclusions again.
#103 - That is literally freakishly tall.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on only female jelly rolls 0
#104 - tonkkax (02/16/2015) [-]
im 16, tfw no gf
#3562 - Have a wonderful night and sweet dreams, feel free to talk to …  [+] (17 new replies) 02/16/2015 on luluwho's profile 0
User avatar #3564 - luluwho (02/17/2015) [-]
We got a foot of snow, no exaggeration
User avatar #3565 - captainfuckitall (02/17/2015) [-]
Like, right outside? Where do you live?
User avatar #3567 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
What state are you ? Assuming USA from your speech.
User avatar #3566 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
Yes, Kentucky, we get 2 to 3 more inches tonight, we had fun. I had to push the back door open against the snow up against it, never had to do that before. It's cool, tho, it's not ice and the electric service is fine.
User avatar #3568 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Nice! I always loved the snow, so as long as it doesn't make you less efficient, I hope it snows all the more. Haha, and no, I'm actually Canadian, though I do live in British Columbia within the South of Canada.
User avatar #3569 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
Oh that's neat, you're used to it then. It's an event to us. This is a "no ice" snow, so it's all good except trying to pack it into a decent snowball ;)
User avatar #3570 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Haha, unfortunately I have to deal with that too. Despite claims of Canada being a Tundra, while it mostly is, the country itself is so large and vast that you will see all types of weather. I myself live in a semi-desert, with lots of dust and stones and heavy heat, and it carries over to the winter too with very little moisture in the snow.
#3572 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
Oops, left off my red spot
#3571 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
I didn't even know there was such a place in Canada, that's how much geography we had in school, lol. Show me where abouts please. Sorry about the map, it's the only one that shows Canada Just make a red spot (I'm guessing you're right over top of our "desert line", which is Arizona, Nevada, etc.. just before you get to the Rocky Mountains in the west.)
User avatar #3573 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Haha, no need! I'm 6 or so hours right above Washington and near the coastline. I tried to make a little red dot, but the picture was taking too long to save so it would just be easier to tell you
User avatar #3574 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
OK, that's a little bit west of what I thought. Do you ever visit the US ?
User avatar #3575 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
I haven't yet, though I will very soon I'm sure. I'm just about to join the military and so will have a lot easier time going back and fourth from place to place.
User avatar #3577 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
I need to go offline for a little while, bro, get back with you soon
User avatar #3579 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Very well, have a good night and be safe!
User avatar #3576 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
What are you going to be/do ?
User avatar #3578 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Army, Infantry. I don't care much about money, I just think it'll give me the most chances to get noticed and promoted by General-Senpai.
User avatar #3563 - luluwho (02/16/2015) [-]
Thanks, I'll be back.
#3559 - Awe, thank you, cutie. I have no idea who you are, but lets be…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/16/2015 on luluwho's profile 0
User avatar #3561 - luluwho (02/16/2015) [-]
All out, must sleep now, have a good night
User avatar #3562 - captainfuckitall (02/16/2015) [-]
Have a wonderful night and sweet dreams, feel free to talk to me any time.
User avatar #3564 - luluwho (02/17/2015) [-]
We got a foot of snow, no exaggeration
User avatar #3565 - captainfuckitall (02/17/2015) [-]
Like, right outside? Where do you live?
User avatar #3567 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
What state are you ? Assuming USA from your speech.
User avatar #3566 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
Yes, Kentucky, we get 2 to 3 more inches tonight, we had fun. I had to push the back door open against the snow up against it, never had to do that before. It's cool, tho, it's not ice and the electric service is fine.
User avatar #3568 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Nice! I always loved the snow, so as long as it doesn't make you less efficient, I hope it snows all the more. Haha, and no, I'm actually Canadian, though I do live in British Columbia within the South of Canada.
User avatar #3569 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
Oh that's neat, you're used to it then. It's an event to us. This is a "no ice" snow, so it's all good except trying to pack it into a decent snowball ;)
User avatar #3570 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Haha, unfortunately I have to deal with that too. Despite claims of Canada being a Tundra, while it mostly is, the country itself is so large and vast that you will see all types of weather. I myself live in a semi-desert, with lots of dust and stones and heavy heat, and it carries over to the winter too with very little moisture in the snow.
#3572 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
Oops, left off my red spot
#3571 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
I didn't even know there was such a place in Canada, that's how much geography we had in school, lol. Show me where abouts please. Sorry about the map, it's the only one that shows Canada Just make a red spot (I'm guessing you're right over top of our "desert line", which is Arizona, Nevada, etc.. just before you get to the Rocky Mountains in the west.)
User avatar #3573 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Haha, no need! I'm 6 or so hours right above Washington and near the coastline. I tried to make a little red dot, but the picture was taking too long to save so it would just be easier to tell you
User avatar #3574 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
OK, that's a little bit west of what I thought. Do you ever visit the US ?
User avatar #3575 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
I haven't yet, though I will very soon I'm sure. I'm just about to join the military and so will have a lot easier time going back and fourth from place to place.
User avatar #3577 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
I need to go offline for a little while, bro, get back with you soon
User avatar #3579 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Very well, have a good night and be safe!
User avatar #3576 - luluwho (02/18/2015) [-]
What are you going to be/do ?
User avatar #3578 - captainfuckitall (02/18/2015) [-]
Army, Infantry. I don't care much about money, I just think it'll give me the most chances to get noticed and promoted by General-Senpai.
User avatar #3563 - luluwho (02/16/2015) [-]
Thanks, I'll be back.
User avatar #3560 - luluwho (02/16/2015) [-]
OK
#35 - Only the best. 02/16/2015 on Possibilities +3
#7 - I'm pretty sure you failed the moment you posted on Funnyjunk. 02/16/2015 on New Laptop 0
#76 - While Alucard is a definite Mary-Sue (in terms of power), I th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on mustache +26
User avatar #201 - alucardexplain (02/16/2015) [-]
This is all pretty much true. They never try and present him as anything less than a Mary-Sue, and they tell you what he is almost right away.
#36 - If I wanted my own comeback I would have asked. And i… 02/16/2015 on Shootings in Copenhagen 0
#9 - The best I can suggest is bulking up, you'll get a bit taller …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on only female jelly rolls -3
User avatar #31 - unoriginalaccount (02/16/2015) [-]
Not all people from South America are short. It's mostly just the people who still in like villages.
My friend is Brazilian and he's 6'2 and his brother is 6'8, my uncle is Argentinian and he's 5'10, and my Peruvian friend is like 6'1.
I'm from Honduras and most of my cousins and uncles are 6'0 exactly.
#6 - Eh, interestingly enough, women seem to be far more accepting …  [+] (57 new replies) 02/15/2015 on only female jelly rolls +187
#96 - fiskgandalf (02/16/2015) [-]
I fucking love short guys. They're amazing to hug, because if you stand on your toes you can hug a short guys head so his face gets beween ya bewbs which is super cozy. And you don't need a god damn ladder to kiss.
With that said I like tall guys as well. I'm not trying to white knight or something, tall guys are much more popular than short guys, but I've met a lot of girls who don't care about height at all.
User avatar #87 - zealotgold (02/16/2015) [-]
5'4"

fuck...
im a manlet
#86 - tonkkax (02/16/2015) [-]
TFW 6'5"
User avatar #103 - captainfuckitall (02/16/2015) [-]
That is literally freakishly tall.
#104 - tonkkax (02/16/2015) [-]
im 16, tfw no gf
User avatar #84 - xxblairthecatxx (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm 5"7. Just got engaged with a girl who is 5"4. Just find the short girls
User avatar #90 - calawesome (02/16/2015) [-]
you mean children?
User avatar #79 - ghettograndpa (02/16/2015) [-]
188cm/6'2 with a kickass mohawk


Ayy
#76 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
People don't seem to realize what biological drivers are.

Women like men who can get resources (on a face-value biological level). A fat man = abundance of resources. Tall man = good resource gatherer and probably a better fighter than the short man. Muscles? Good resource gatherer, good fighter. They must be able to gather enough resources for both them and their children. The cliche is Tall (easier for him to gather resources) Dark (if you show that you don't care about feelings and staying home to cuddle, you're showing that you're more focused on getting resources) and Handsome (good genetics, implies good health and strong body fit for you guessed it, gathering resources)

Men like women (again on a face-value biological level) who are first and foremost, young and fertile (As women get older, their kids have a higher chance of being born with autism and other defects at birth, so the genes for men who like older women don't get passed along as much as the genes for those who like young women). Then there are signals that they are going to give birth to a child and not die (Hip to waist ratio) and that they can also supply healthy milk for the kids (big tits).

When people start understanding these biological drivers, we'll be able to move past them since we don't live in a hunter-gatherer world anymore. Society is INCREDIBLY recent in our history as a species. For the same reason our body craves salt, sugar, and fats, we crave tall dark and handsome or blonde bombshell bimbo. And that's perfectly fine, except that people seem to confuse these biological drivers for virtue and say that they're in "love" when they're really just lusting over their partner's salt, sugar, and fats.
User avatar #75 - duelknight (02/16/2015) [-]
TFW 15 and 5'9 and i haven't been growing at all for the past 2 years
User avatar #73 - cackrel (02/16/2015) [-]
Buuuullllshit.
There are a bunch of dudes out there that go for chubby women.
Not grossly obese women but chubby.
Also, just be a smooth motherfucker and say all your growth spurts went into yo dick.
#67 - Raveasaur (02/16/2015) [-]
tfw Im a short german boy with a tall nordic girlfriend
#101 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
meet me her friends pls
User avatar #89 - englishtallybopper (02/16/2015) [-]
i imagine your relationship to be like a european norbit
User avatar #69 - Raveasaur (02/16/2015) [-]
Well, I'm not actually German, I was born in America, but my moms side of the family is German, and my dads side of the family is redneck.

So yeah, nothing I make works right.
#64 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
I never understand the "tall obsession."


I'm 5'11", so 6' or above is ideal, and 5'8ish is fine but I'm still open-minded . Meanwhile, I've met tons of short girls who won't date a guy if he's under 6'. I know everyone has preferences, but fuck. Doesn't it make sense that people would seek out similar-height partners?
#63 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** fuck you
User avatar #52 - rockamekishiko (02/16/2015) [-]
that's why you get short mexican girls. They care but not too much
#45 - Airmanator (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm 5'3" and a grown ass man. Please kill me.
User avatar #44 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
But I don't like being tall. I can barely fit into my bed ffs.
#41 - justinbieberloverr (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm 22 years old, 5'6", and have a face as smooth as ass cheeks.
#58 - sanctusdominus (02/16/2015) [-]
mah ass cheek is fluffy as fuck
User avatar #91 - werfgh (02/16/2015) [-]
mine too
#54 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
If the various different so-called "teen heartthrobs" in the music industry are any indicator, a lot of chicks dig that shit.
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#35 - feindmachines (02/16/2015) [-]
mfw 6'4
User avatar #34 - futapirate (02/16/2015) [-]
5'8" but only 16. Please FJ, will I get taller?
#39 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
Males typically grow until they're 18
User avatar #46 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
Doc said I would keep growing until i'm 20. I'm 21 and still growing and PLEASE SOMEONE STOP ME
#48 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
It is possible you're a strange one and will stop soon, probably within a year or two. Either that or you have the specific issue that makes it so you never stop growing. Yao Ming(?) has this condition, it is what lets people grow beyond 7 feet. The issue with it is that your spine gets all jacked up and your life span shortens due to the stretching. Hopefully you don't have that.
User avatar #50 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
Fuk lifespan and spine, I can't fit in my bed and my room ain't big enough for a bigger bed
#51 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
Just curl up into a ball, lay diagonally, sleep standing, or get a bigger room. Whatever suits your fancy.
User avatar #60 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
"get a bigger room"

YES OK I WILL BUY BIGGER ROOM AND PUT INTO HOUSE YES.
#61 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE, DICK CANDY. MAKE AN EXTENSION OR GET ANOTHER ROOM IN A DIFFERENT SECTOR. OR STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT. OR LOVE ME DAMMIT
User avatar #106 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
I CAN'T LOVE YOU I DON'T LIVE IN THE STATES
#107 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
THERE AREN'T ANY BARRIERS ON LOVE. WE CAN DP THIS, JUST TRY. WE CAN BRIDGE THE PHYSICAL GAP AND LOVE EACH OTHER FOREVER NOT SURE IF HOMO
User avatar #108 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
Unless you a girl it's very much homo
User avatar #109 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
What are you gonna do, stop me?
#38 - bibbity (02/16/2015) [-]
Possibly. Some people grow at different ages. My brother's huge, and has always been tall for his age. I was always short for my age until my first year out of high school, when I had a massive growth spurt. I ended up at 6'2", so I've done alright. Just give it some time.
User avatar #36 - donatelo (02/16/2015) [-]
yea...males stop physically growing at 18-21. how much more you grow is mainly determined by your genes, and slightly by epegenetics. look at your father/mother/grandparents etc. and you can kinda determine your height potential from there.
User avatar #32 - effthree (02/16/2015) [-]
You can get away with being short by having a six-pack though, or having money... not helping the case for the ladies though
User avatar #30 - unoriginalaccount (02/16/2015) [-]
5'9.5"
I tell everyone I'm 5'8
#29 - donatelo (02/16/2015) [-]
this is actually true. and may i add further, the stereotype that girls don't like fat guys is probably due to some un-hygienic neck beards who got rejected (sort of like the friendzone shit, its not that you are a nice guy and finish last its because you are creepy af)

i know of plenty of girls around my home town , and college town who date "fat" guys. the thing is they are at least clean and not autistic fatties.
#23 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
5'5 still getting mad asian pussy
jokes on you
User avatar #66 - itskennyandjosh (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm 5'5 and i've never gotten any pussy in my life!
oh wait, i'm gay.
User avatar #21 - platinumaltaria (02/16/2015) [-]
Might I direct you to the Universal Law of Attraction I'm sorry it doesn't spell out something funny.
That is, if it exists, someone wants to fuck it.
(But on the subject, women have been found to be more superficial in their demands on average.)
User avatar #19 - agrofenlas (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm not even 6' ( I'm 5' 11" ) and I hit it off pretty well with women. I don't know what everyone else is doing?
User avatar #28 - donatelo (02/16/2015) [-]
that is a very slightly about the average in the united states, so of course your good.
#10 - EvilNutter (02/16/2015) [-]
thanks... that means im super gross then... 5'2" manlet here
#7 - skyrimdovah (02/15/2015) [-]
TFW 5'7''
User avatar #18 - BrownBearninetysix (02/16/2015) [-]
I feel you, bruh.
#74 - ironsoul (02/16/2015) [-]
please stop feeling me...
#13 - sideoffreedom (02/16/2015) [-]
TFW 5'6''
#55 - putindispencerhere (02/16/2015) [-]
5'4''
#93 - unfitninjuh (02/16/2015) [-]
5'9
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (02/15/2015) [-]
The best I can suggest is bulking up, you'll get a bit taller just through muscle growth alone. Also, drink a lot more milk and calcium; even if you're done going through puberty, it could still give you an extra inch, as our bodies change all the time. Finally, get a wife from some non-northern country. Generally, Northern people tend to be quite tall, while those in South America, Southern Asia, ect. are quite short. My own fiance is 5'0, and my jewish friend is 4'10. Good luck, brother.
User avatar #31 - unoriginalaccount (02/16/2015) [-]
Not all people from South America are short. It's mostly just the people who still in like villages.
My friend is Brazilian and he's 6'2 and his brother is 6'8, my uncle is Argentinian and he's 5'10, and my Peruvian friend is like 6'1.
I'm from Honduras and most of my cousins and uncles are 6'0 exactly.
#11 - Fun fact: when Sea-Cucumbers become agitated and frightened, t…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Possibilities +20
User avatar #34 - TheFixer (02/16/2015) [-]
I see you too watch zefrank
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (02/16/2015) [-]
Only the best.
User avatar #20 - mrjweezy (02/16/2015) [-]
i think that actually is sperm.
I saw on some survival show that they were going to eat it and it just kept jizzing so they were like...eat around that.
apparently they are in groups and jizz nearly 24/7
I hope im wrong
#14 - flopshel (02/16/2015) [-]
So... its best defense is suicide?
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily (02/16/2015) [-]
I think it can regenerate like a lizard.
Or perhaps it is a misconception that they eject their bowels, maybe just the content of their bowels and other organs.
So I guess she's covered in shit and blood maybe.
User avatar #18 - semenslurpinglily (02/16/2015) [-]
Though I don't know shit about biology.
#32 - Except it wasn't a retarded statement, but a genuine rebuttle …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Shootings in Copenhagen +2
#33 - stalini (02/16/2015) [-]
Nope, it was retarded because you thought it proved anything wrong, which it did not. If you were a real debate, your point would be ignored because it was retarded. Have fun being a moron trying to pass off as being smart.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (02/16/2015) [-]
If I wanted my own comeback I would have asked.

And it did prove my point. You said that someone who antagonizes someone else is not innocent, but the very act of 'antagonizing' someone is subjective, as well as what exactly is 'antagonizing', and so I turned that against you by saying you were antagonizing me, thus giving me the right to strike you. Get it?

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#513 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonexplains (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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