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#7 - Does Aang's are grow freakishly long when he's horny or what? 11/03/2014 on Origins of Tenzin +1
#6 - Whenever I see parents doing things like this, especially in p…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Be Warned -37
#156 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2014) [-]
I don't see any reason at all a father's affection of this level should embarrass the daughter.

If anything, the daughter should be moved by how much feeling and raw emotion went into hopefully preventing her broken heart.

Honestly, the only embarrassing thing would be a daughter who is carelessly tossing away her father's affection when so many other children are neglected such privilege.
#61 - grellslover (11/04/2014) [-]
Or you could be like me. I love and accept the fact that my parents are goofballs, and because I accept it they cant embarrass me. And even if they did you know what? I'd get over it!

"Oh no my parents are a bit goofy but still love me tons. I guess I should go and get fat and try to kill myself. That'll show em." What the hell would that solve anyway. F*** you!


User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (11/04/2014) [-]
You have greater tolerance than I, old boy.
User avatar #11 - SteyrAUG (11/03/2014) [-]
Yes, how dare he publicly express his love for his daughter and eagerness to defend her.
User avatar #20 - captainfuckitall (11/03/2014) [-]
You can express your love for people all you like, but there's a reason you do it in-doors and "public displays of affection" are seen as a bad thing when overdone. If my parents did something like that with me, I would nearly die of embarrassment and would certainly isolate myself from everyone I could. If I saw someone else's parents do that with them, I'd try to avoid them at all costs as I certainly would not want to get involved (and potentially invited over) with someone who's parents still treat them like a child.
User avatar #21 - SteyrAUG (11/03/2014) [-]
You realize it's from a poetry slam and the guy possibly doesn't even have a daughter right?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcIwZ1Dth0c
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (11/03/2014) [-]
No I didn't, granted the post didn't say anything about it being poetry and it certainly didn't sound like poetry either (although I've heard "Slam poetry" before and I suppose that's just something to expect from it).

I stand by my point, though I accept my red thumbs with stride.
#5 - What high are you?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Be Warned +93
#155 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #15 ** :
Aw man, it's as if these animals have the same mental processing abilities as we do and was not under the assumption that the person was going to eat him as soon as he pulled him out...
Let's find out.
#69 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2014) [-]
D and L arent even remotely close to each other wtf
#50 - sizimizi (11/04/2014) [-]
Yes.
#7 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2014) [-]
*roll 100000* His level of high
#10 - bagguhsleep (11/03/2014) [-]
#11 - Did the big, bad, officer Brown take your weed away again, Mr.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Good cops +49
#80 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2014) [-]
He took mine away now 2 of my friends have been arrested to "distribution", one cant drive, one of my freinds sister in jail, and one dick friend in which none of us talk too. I know I sound like a bitch and a whiner but its fucking dumb.
anon out of fear of red thumbs
#8 - One of the greatest things that life has taught me is that any…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Rich dick status confirmed. +24
User avatar #20 - spacemonkeyvii (11/03/2014) [-]
True that, everyone I know who goes out of there way to mention their "horrible" pasts hasn't really had it that bad. The ones who tell you the shit that they have been through when you're alone with them at 2 in the morning however, that always seems more genuine
#14 - Ah, right, I forgot about her. Though she is literally the onl… 11/03/2014 on Yet another fucking... -1
#8 - Boothead has a point. I fully believe and understand that an i…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Yet another fucking... +2
#13 - bommeraang (11/03/2014) [-]
What about based mom? normal feminist might not have the soap boxes that the militants use.
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (11/03/2014) [-]
Ah, right, I forgot about her. Though she is literally the only one I've EVER seen (in memory, anyways) that both identifies as a Feminist and holds other Feminists to the same standards she holds herself.
#5 - Speak for yourself, mortal. I plan to live forever. 11/03/2014 on privilege +2
#32 - Pay no attention to the guy on the left, but look at the tatto… 11/03/2014 on Tattoos +1
#38 - What does fessing up do in a place where nothing comes of it? … 11/03/2014 on When I was younger +1
#18 - This just makes me realize that when Admin has a daughter, we'…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on pol's daughter +13
User avatar #56 - pickaxe (11/03/2014) [-]
pfft,more along the lines of "fetus room"
#52 - lordsepulchure (11/03/2014) [-]
#27 - Kanoah (11/03/2014) [-]
#6 - The greatest political irony is that the more anarchistic some… 11/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
#5 - I think that's her plan, really. 11/03/2014 on A circle? Triangle? Square? +6
#21 - Holy bias, Batman! "Fat people shouldn't have to… 11/03/2014 on because logic +6
#21 - Why? /pol/ is honestly a great place to go for logical debate …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Logical Fallacies +2
User avatar #42 - davidavidson (11/03/2014) [-]
There honest atleast.
#27 - The gun loves him so much it's just trying to give him a kiss! 11/03/2014 on Sucks to be a lefty +1
#24 - The fact that you're trying to distance yourself from any guil…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2014 on When I was younger +5
#25 - databutt (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, any man worth his salt would come out and fess up about it. He is definitely a piece of shit.
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (11/03/2014) [-]
What does fessing up do in a place where nothing comes of it? Besides, it's not the fact that he fessed up I'm focusing on, it's the fact that DESPITE his guilt and obvious fault, he tries to make excuses as to why he SHOULDN'T be at fault, see?
#32 - conzilla (11/03/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up. Given the situation if you were 10 you would have done exactly the same thing and kept your mouth shut.
#36 - databutt (11/03/2014) [-]
Yep, then when I got older and realised I fucked up, I would have righted it. That is what a good person does you piece of shit.
#9941086 - Picture 11/03/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#11 - Out of all the accomplishments I've had in my life, I value my… 11/03/2014 on LOSERS #13 0
#2 - I sure as hell don't. Certain tattoos can look nice, but most …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Tattoos +63
#37 - foamytesquirrel (11/03/2014) [-]
Whatever could you mean?
User avatar #30 - legendaryhero (11/03/2014) [-]
Can you show me an example?
#32 - captainfuckitall (11/03/2014) [-]
Pay no attention to the guy on the left, but look at the tattoos on the guy on the right. Guy is attractive, fit, muscular, and tattoos are detailed and well designed, but it looks like a blotchy piece of crap (I would guess he got the tattoos when he was a big bigger, and when he lost weight or muscle, the skin shrunk and the tattoos smooshed together, making a murky mess).
#9 - Maybe he shouldn't have kept all the immortality to himself. 11/02/2014 on tfw +5
#12 - Saying it's just 'a mistake' is like calling an airplane losin…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Women be like +292
#282 - locke (11/03/2014) [-]
a plane never "loses" an engine, it just transforms into a glider for the remainder of the flight.
User avatar #178 - struttndatass (11/03/2014) [-]
Kollektivet: Music Video - "That Guy" well, not to be that guy, but a plane can go on perfectly fine without an engine
User avatar #276 - sanbonzakura (11/03/2014) [-]
only a bit related but i love it
this one is why i got hooked on them
Kollektivet: Music Music - ÆØÅ (Size Matters) [HD]
#182 - lozarus (11/03/2014) [-]
Depends on the plane. A single engine plane wont get very far.
User avatar #184 - struttndatass (11/03/2014) [-]
#46 - "Tell mom it's not her fault" 11/02/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#19 - You know, this could have just been titled "Awesome cospl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on Cosplay +27
#175 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2014) [-]
People who actually like cosplay don't tend to like the attention whores who wear a bikini and a mask or whatever they decide to add.
#4 - I get the feeling that whoever made this chart just WISHES it … 11/02/2014 on Pokemon gets it +1

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - Womens Study Major (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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