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#127 - I've read that too, it has a lot of good arguments and philoso…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Tumblr Comp 0
User avatar #138 - Thundergod (12/23/2014) [-]
But against the blade of an ax, what can any tree do but fall? The aggressor is actively harming, a tree can only give in that situation. But the ax, for all its might and sharpness, remains useless against a cork bobbing in the water, for as much as that ax can push the cork down, it will pop right back up to the surface. And that's what it means to achieve true Taoism. To always be like the cork in the water, always changing in response to what pushes down on you, and then coming back with just as much. Never more, never less, and never as the one who started the push, for aggression only leads to aggression, but passive reaction to aggression leads to everyone not believing the aggressor when you return the force they have been pushing down on you with.
#31 - I'm sure they exist, but mature people who dislike themselves … 12/22/2014 on But I am supperior 0
#30 - No, I'm a genius. I'm not even going to waste the tim… 12/22/2014 on But I am supperior 0
#29 - I am, but clinical depression is not the innate dislike of you…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2014 on But I am supperior 0
#32 - apurpleliger (12/22/2014) [-]
You can be depressed because of your self image
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
That's not clinical depression, that's just being sad. "Depression" is called a mental disorder for a reason, it's because the chemicals in your brain don't fire off properly, certainly not when you feel a bit down in the dumps.
#34 - apurpleliger (12/22/2014) [-]
Okay, is low self-esteem a clinical disorder?
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
No, but low self-esteem isn't self-hatred, it's just a lack of confidence in your skills and a self-demeaning mindset. (I.E. People with low self-esteem do not think they're 'good', and may even think they're 'bad', but they do not hate themselves, they are only insecure about their present condition).
#36 - apurpleliger (12/22/2014) [-]
Can you not hate yourself for "not being strong enough" to get over your low self esteem or depression?
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
Probably, but only because it's circular logic. "I hate myself because I hate myself because I hate myself because I...". Besides, you probably won't meet many people like that to begin with; just go on ANY piece of content here and suggest "Maybe if you tried bettering yourself or your life, you wouldn't be so depressed" and see how thumbed down you get and how butt-blasted everyone around you becomes that you even suggested they could take life into their own hands. People don't want that.
#37 - Excellent, I'm overjoyed to hear that. It does that with many …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Tumblr Comp 0
User avatar #38 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
same.
Even heavily religious people praise me for my character without me trying to come off as some do-well.

It's helpful to have a belief that empowers ones self and re-assures us that we can do more than we thought possible and not to feel guilty for being human vs constantly being told how much of a dirty sinner and unforgivable wretch we are because of "natural sin" we were created with.

I don't understand how anyone feels good in those beliefs.

I suppose jesus was a cool dude, but still, i felt paranoid and sad when i was a christian.
#34 - It's alright, it happens. Better than thinking all Theistic Sa…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Tumblr Comp 0
User avatar #35 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Yea, the rapes and murders can be left to the catholics and muslims.

I was confirmed into a church, but had a lot of questions since there were verses and other instances in the bible that didn't quite click. when i asked the sunday school teachers about it, they told me not to be disruptive and that i should pray onit.

so i read the bible cover to cover when i was 13 and then again when i was 15, and it ruined the entire faith for me.

So I looked up other philsophies and came across anton, and saw some youtube videos on what it was an what it wasn't, and was like "this seams like a very smart, very accepting place" and i've met some other satanists of other types (met a couple die-hard bephomet followers which was pretty cool) and got myself a grimoire (which my buddy has atm to study).

Never been happier, and people that used to know me say that I've been a lot more put-together and well rounded (they don't know the exact reason though haha)
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Excellent, I'm overjoyed to hear that. It does that with many people, doesn't it; I've seen people make complete turnarounds and become happier and mentally/spiritually healthier people in a matter of weeks in Satanism; though I suppose that depends on your level of dedication. I always thought it had something to do with the fact that it's you doing it, you who's improving, you who's growing, vs. having to depend on some other thing to fix your life up for you.

Every day I'm finding more and more people who are Satanists in different branches, and it really does bring me great joy.
User avatar #38 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
same.
Even heavily religious people praise me for my character without me trying to come off as some do-well.

It's helpful to have a belief that empowers ones self and re-assures us that we can do more than we thought possible and not to feel guilty for being human vs constantly being told how much of a dirty sinner and unforgivable wretch we are because of "natural sin" we were created with.

I don't understand how anyone feels good in those beliefs.

I suppose jesus was a cool dude, but still, i felt paranoid and sad when i was a christian.
#32 - Yes, got that, we both agree on that. Yes, got that, …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Tumblr Comp 0
User avatar #33 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Good shit mate.
Yea, I guess I misinterpreted the post then, booze does that tho.
But that clears stuff up a bit.

How long have you been theistisc?
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
It's alright, it happens. Better than thinking all Theistic Satanists rape babies and eat nuns or something.

Since I was around 14 years old, though I'm 20 now. It actually started when I was cracking jokes and making fun of it, and I figured it would be ignorant of me to make fun of something I knew little about, and so I looked it up and found it really struck a cord with me and helped me find more about myself and the ideals I value.

You?
User avatar #35 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Yea, the rapes and murders can be left to the catholics and muslims.

I was confirmed into a church, but had a lot of questions since there were verses and other instances in the bible that didn't quite click. when i asked the sunday school teachers about it, they told me not to be disruptive and that i should pray onit.

so i read the bible cover to cover when i was 13 and then again when i was 15, and it ruined the entire faith for me.

So I looked up other philsophies and came across anton, and saw some youtube videos on what it was an what it wasn't, and was like "this seams like a very smart, very accepting place" and i've met some other satanists of other types (met a couple die-hard bephomet followers which was pretty cool) and got myself a grimoire (which my buddy has atm to study).

Never been happier, and people that used to know me say that I've been a lot more put-together and well rounded (they don't know the exact reason though haha)
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Excellent, I'm overjoyed to hear that. It does that with many people, doesn't it; I've seen people make complete turnarounds and become happier and mentally/spiritually healthier people in a matter of weeks in Satanism; though I suppose that depends on your level of dedication. I always thought it had something to do with the fact that it's you doing it, you who's improving, you who's growing, vs. having to depend on some other thing to fix your life up for you.

Every day I'm finding more and more people who are Satanists in different branches, and it really does bring me great joy.
User avatar #38 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
same.
Even heavily religious people praise me for my character without me trying to come off as some do-well.

It's helpful to have a belief that empowers ones self and re-assures us that we can do more than we thought possible and not to feel guilty for being human vs constantly being told how much of a dirty sinner and unforgivable wretch we are because of "natural sin" we were created with.

I don't understand how anyone feels good in those beliefs.

I suppose jesus was a cool dude, but still, i felt paranoid and sad when i was a christian.
#19 - Weren't some angels described as horrible monstrosities akin t… 12/21/2014 on Angels +2
#29 - Ah, my mistake, mind explaining how I'm wrong?  [+] (12 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Tumblr Comp -1
User avatar #31 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Anton LeVay (author of satanic bible and founder of the first church of satan) has a branch of athiestic satanism devoted purely to self worship, individualism, and awakening yourself, apart from any notion of a real deity. Though he does say "if you call upon super natural powers/ spirits, acknowledge them or lose what you have gained" (paraphrased), the whole belief is that satan is a metaphor for our human nature.



vs, thiestic satanism (thiesm literally means belief in a god(s) or diety(s)) where the idea of father satan as a god is the center fold and threw father satan (as they call him) you can achieve a higher state of existance and full fillment.



I'm a levayian satanist, and i know a couple thiestic satanists, we've discussed things several times on the differences.

and no, i'm not an edgy 12 year old.
I was lutheran-christian for 14+ years before reading the bible and losing my faith, then i found levayian satanism and the philoshpy behind it is pretty sweet.

yes, Anton LeVay was a bit of a hipocrite, but he's not the center figure of the philosphy.

I'm drunk, sorry for typo's/ spelling errors haha
User avatar #78 - Thundergod (12/21/2014) [-]
And here I am, a non-spiritual Taoist who started because he read the Tao of Pooh. I've learned that fighting things only makes the backlash hurt harder, and rushing around to get everything done leaves you with no time to spare, and remain happy with what I have. But seriously, the Tao of FUCKING POOH. A BOOK ABOUT A GODDAMNED BEAR'S PHILOSOPHICAL ACTIONS CHANGED MY LIFE.
User avatar #127 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
I've read that too, it has a lot of good arguments and philosophy, and changed the way I personally thought about longevity and peace of mind; however, I still maintain that passivity toward everything makes you weak. The tree who bends in the flood may last through it, but it gets chopped through by the ax that much quicker.
User avatar #138 - Thundergod (12/23/2014) [-]
But against the blade of an ax, what can any tree do but fall? The aggressor is actively harming, a tree can only give in that situation. But the ax, for all its might and sharpness, remains useless against a cork bobbing in the water, for as much as that ax can push the cork down, it will pop right back up to the surface. And that's what it means to achieve true Taoism. To always be like the cork in the water, always changing in response to what pushes down on you, and then coming back with just as much. Never more, never less, and never as the one who started the push, for aggression only leads to aggression, but passive reaction to aggression leads to everyone not believing the aggressor when you return the force they have been pushing down on you with.
#68 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
where can i find the Anton LeVay satanic bible
User avatar #125 - heroofkvatch (12/22/2014) [-]
Barns and nobles sells it, amazon sells it, ebay sells it, and most used books stores carry it.
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Yes, got that, we both agree on that.

Yes, got that, we both agree on that.

I'm assuming the point we disagree is that Satan is worshiped in Theistic Satanism?
The very principle of Satanism, either Atheistic or Theistic (which focuses on freedom, justice, knowledge, and power), would conflict with the 'Worship' of Father Satan, as the point of Satanism is to grow to become your own god, worshiping him would sully the message. You do not 'worship' anything in Satanism but yourself, while in Theistic Satanism you do recognize Satan's sacrifice for mankind and thank him for it.

I think when they said 'through him', they literally meant through the philosophy and teachings handed from Satan to humanity, the same way people say "Through Socrates, we gained modern philosophy" despite the fact it was his words, not the man himself, that inspired it.

Source: I'm a Theistic Satanist.
User avatar #33 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Good shit mate.
Yea, I guess I misinterpreted the post then, booze does that tho.
But that clears stuff up a bit.

How long have you been theistisc?
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
It's alright, it happens. Better than thinking all Theistic Satanists rape babies and eat nuns or something.

Since I was around 14 years old, though I'm 20 now. It actually started when I was cracking jokes and making fun of it, and I figured it would be ignorant of me to make fun of something I knew little about, and so I looked it up and found it really struck a cord with me and helped me find more about myself and the ideals I value.

You?
User avatar #35 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Yea, the rapes and murders can be left to the catholics and muslims.

I was confirmed into a church, but had a lot of questions since there were verses and other instances in the bible that didn't quite click. when i asked the sunday school teachers about it, they told me not to be disruptive and that i should pray onit.

so i read the bible cover to cover when i was 13 and then again when i was 15, and it ruined the entire faith for me.

So I looked up other philsophies and came across anton, and saw some youtube videos on what it was an what it wasn't, and was like "this seams like a very smart, very accepting place" and i've met some other satanists of other types (met a couple die-hard bephomet followers which was pretty cool) and got myself a grimoire (which my buddy has atm to study).

Never been happier, and people that used to know me say that I've been a lot more put-together and well rounded (they don't know the exact reason though haha)
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Excellent, I'm overjoyed to hear that. It does that with many people, doesn't it; I've seen people make complete turnarounds and become happier and mentally/spiritually healthier people in a matter of weeks in Satanism; though I suppose that depends on your level of dedication. I always thought it had something to do with the fact that it's you doing it, you who's improving, you who's growing, vs. having to depend on some other thing to fix your life up for you.

Every day I'm finding more and more people who are Satanists in different branches, and it really does bring me great joy.
User avatar #38 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
same.
Even heavily religious people praise me for my character without me trying to come off as some do-well.

It's helpful to have a belief that empowers ones self and re-assures us that we can do more than we thought possible and not to feel guilty for being human vs constantly being told how much of a dirty sinner and unforgivable wretch we are because of "natural sin" we were created with.

I don't understand how anyone feels good in those beliefs.

I suppose jesus was a cool dude, but still, i felt paranoid and sad when i was a christian.
#27 - What do you mean 'other way around'? They're both about the sa…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Tumblr Comp -1
User avatar #28 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
not really dude.
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Ah, my mistake, mind explaining how I'm wrong?
User avatar #31 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Anton LeVay (author of satanic bible and founder of the first church of satan) has a branch of athiestic satanism devoted purely to self worship, individualism, and awakening yourself, apart from any notion of a real deity. Though he does say "if you call upon super natural powers/ spirits, acknowledge them or lose what you have gained" (paraphrased), the whole belief is that satan is a metaphor for our human nature.



vs, thiestic satanism (thiesm literally means belief in a god(s) or diety(s)) where the idea of father satan as a god is the center fold and threw father satan (as they call him) you can achieve a higher state of existance and full fillment.



I'm a levayian satanist, and i know a couple thiestic satanists, we've discussed things several times on the differences.

and no, i'm not an edgy 12 year old.
I was lutheran-christian for 14+ years before reading the bible and losing my faith, then i found levayian satanism and the philoshpy behind it is pretty sweet.

yes, Anton LeVay was a bit of a hipocrite, but he's not the center figure of the philosphy.

I'm drunk, sorry for typo's/ spelling errors haha
User avatar #78 - Thundergod (12/21/2014) [-]
And here I am, a non-spiritual Taoist who started because he read the Tao of Pooh. I've learned that fighting things only makes the backlash hurt harder, and rushing around to get everything done leaves you with no time to spare, and remain happy with what I have. But seriously, the Tao of FUCKING POOH. A BOOK ABOUT A GODDAMNED BEAR'S PHILOSOPHICAL ACTIONS CHANGED MY LIFE.
User avatar #127 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
I've read that too, it has a lot of good arguments and philosophy, and changed the way I personally thought about longevity and peace of mind; however, I still maintain that passivity toward everything makes you weak. The tree who bends in the flood may last through it, but it gets chopped through by the ax that much quicker.
User avatar #138 - Thundergod (12/23/2014) [-]
But against the blade of an ax, what can any tree do but fall? The aggressor is actively harming, a tree can only give in that situation. But the ax, for all its might and sharpness, remains useless against a cork bobbing in the water, for as much as that ax can push the cork down, it will pop right back up to the surface. And that's what it means to achieve true Taoism. To always be like the cork in the water, always changing in response to what pushes down on you, and then coming back with just as much. Never more, never less, and never as the one who started the push, for aggression only leads to aggression, but passive reaction to aggression leads to everyone not believing the aggressor when you return the force they have been pushing down on you with.
#68 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
where can i find the Anton LeVay satanic bible
User avatar #125 - heroofkvatch (12/22/2014) [-]
Barns and nobles sells it, amazon sells it, ebay sells it, and most used books stores carry it.
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Yes, got that, we both agree on that.

Yes, got that, we both agree on that.

I'm assuming the point we disagree is that Satan is worshiped in Theistic Satanism?
The very principle of Satanism, either Atheistic or Theistic (which focuses on freedom, justice, knowledge, and power), would conflict with the 'Worship' of Father Satan, as the point of Satanism is to grow to become your own god, worshiping him would sully the message. You do not 'worship' anything in Satanism but yourself, while in Theistic Satanism you do recognize Satan's sacrifice for mankind and thank him for it.

I think when they said 'through him', they literally meant through the philosophy and teachings handed from Satan to humanity, the same way people say "Through Socrates, we gained modern philosophy" despite the fact it was his words, not the man himself, that inspired it.

Source: I'm a Theistic Satanist.
User avatar #33 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Good shit mate.
Yea, I guess I misinterpreted the post then, booze does that tho.
But that clears stuff up a bit.

How long have you been theistisc?
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
It's alright, it happens. Better than thinking all Theistic Satanists rape babies and eat nuns or something.

Since I was around 14 years old, though I'm 20 now. It actually started when I was cracking jokes and making fun of it, and I figured it would be ignorant of me to make fun of something I knew little about, and so I looked it up and found it really struck a cord with me and helped me find more about myself and the ideals I value.

You?
User avatar #35 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Yea, the rapes and murders can be left to the catholics and muslims.

I was confirmed into a church, but had a lot of questions since there were verses and other instances in the bible that didn't quite click. when i asked the sunday school teachers about it, they told me not to be disruptive and that i should pray onit.

so i read the bible cover to cover when i was 13 and then again when i was 15, and it ruined the entire faith for me.

So I looked up other philsophies and came across anton, and saw some youtube videos on what it was an what it wasn't, and was like "this seams like a very smart, very accepting place" and i've met some other satanists of other types (met a couple die-hard bephomet followers which was pretty cool) and got myself a grimoire (which my buddy has atm to study).

Never been happier, and people that used to know me say that I've been a lot more put-together and well rounded (they don't know the exact reason though haha)
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Excellent, I'm overjoyed to hear that. It does that with many people, doesn't it; I've seen people make complete turnarounds and become happier and mentally/spiritually healthier people in a matter of weeks in Satanism; though I suppose that depends on your level of dedication. I always thought it had something to do with the fact that it's you doing it, you who's improving, you who's growing, vs. having to depend on some other thing to fix your life up for you.

Every day I'm finding more and more people who are Satanists in different branches, and it really does bring me great joy.
User avatar #38 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
same.
Even heavily religious people praise me for my character without me trying to come off as some do-well.

It's helpful to have a belief that empowers ones self and re-assures us that we can do more than we thought possible and not to feel guilty for being human vs constantly being told how much of a dirty sinner and unforgivable wretch we are because of "natural sin" we were created with.

I don't understand how anyone feels good in those beliefs.

I suppose jesus was a cool dude, but still, i felt paranoid and sad when i was a christian.
#6 - No double standard. Confidence isn't just a social, but person… 12/21/2014 on But I am supperior -1
#4 - For those of you wondering how this works: It doesn't. …  [+] (14 new replies) 12/21/2014 on But I am supperior -13
#21 - apurpleliger (12/21/2014) [-]
Are you familiar with the term "clinical depression"?
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
I am, but clinical depression is not the innate dislike of yourself; it's better described as overwhelming hopelessness.
#32 - apurpleliger (12/22/2014) [-]
You can be depressed because of your self image
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
That's not clinical depression, that's just being sad. "Depression" is called a mental disorder for a reason, it's because the chemicals in your brain don't fire off properly, certainly not when you feel a bit down in the dumps.
#34 - apurpleliger (12/22/2014) [-]
Okay, is low self-esteem a clinical disorder?
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
No, but low self-esteem isn't self-hatred, it's just a lack of confidence in your skills and a self-demeaning mindset. (I.E. People with low self-esteem do not think they're 'good', and may even think they're 'bad', but they do not hate themselves, they are only insecure about their present condition).
#36 - apurpleliger (12/22/2014) [-]
Can you not hate yourself for "not being strong enough" to get over your low self esteem or depression?
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
Probably, but only because it's circular logic. "I hate myself because I hate myself because I hate myself because I...". Besides, you probably won't meet many people like that to begin with; just go on ANY piece of content here and suggest "Maybe if you tried bettering yourself or your life, you wouldn't be so depressed" and see how thumbed down you get and how butt-blasted everyone around you becomes that you even suggested they could take life into their own hands. People don't want that.
User avatar #19 - letting (12/21/2014) [-]
You're a fucking moron.

I won't even waste the time to explain why, just shut the fuck up.
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
No, I'm a genius.

I'm not even going to waste the time to explain why, just accept that I'm smarter than you.

Seriously though, we can both talk about what we think is right without explaining why, but until we do we have no ground.
User avatar #18 - jukuku (12/21/2014) [-]
You're an idiot if you think that people who honestly dislike themselves don't exist.

I cannot believe this pseudo-scientific horseshit ever gets thumbed up.

Yes, some people play the "Oh woe is me" game to get attention but there are plenty of people who truly just do not like themselves, it is especially common in people who are extremely depressed.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure they exist, but mature people who dislike themselves tend to work to change it, rather than wallowing in their own misery.

I understand what I say makes a lot of people upset simply because people who DO pretend to dislike themselves have trouble accepting it and would rather turn their anger toward me.

Extreme depression is better characterized as overwhelming hopelessness and pessimism, rather than the dislike of ones self.

Tell me, then; if you have zero pseudo-scientific horseshit in you, why don't people who hate themselves try to change and throw their own self-hatred in the faces of others?
#5 - Persistence (12/21/2014) [-]
Double standards.

People with confidence also just want attention and there is an astronomically small number of people whom are really confident for "good will".

My jimmies are rustled because you are correct.
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
No double standard. Confidence isn't just a social, but personal thing, and also a characteristic. You speak confidently because you know what you are going to say, you lift objects because you are confident you can, you dance like a loser because you're confident that people won't make fun of you, that kind of thing; and much confidence has very little to do with how others perceive you, but only your own perception of your skills.

Even if it were true that confidence was a purely social reaction, you would still be mistaken; as many people would willingly be happy even if there wasn't much to be happy about because of the good feelings it had, but very few developed/mature people would subject themselves to bad feelings just for the sake of it.

In short: Confidence is how you perceive yourself, not how others perceive you.

Besides, we're not talking about confidence or lack-thereof here, we're talking about liking and disliking yourself which is independent of personal confidence.
#12 - Well, considering the message behind most of his artwork, the …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Artist: Pawel Kuczynski +98
#58 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
Looks more like the painter got shot for trying to paint a blue sky. AKA you get killed for doing a good thing, but no ones cares about you.
#32 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
that would positive but based on the other pictures here ppl just don't care about death but shocked to see stuff that costs money getting wasted
#5 - Actually Theistic-Satanism is also about worshiping yourself. …  [+] (23 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Tumblr Comp +77
User avatar #25 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
other way around.

LeVayian satanism is individulism and self worship (athiestic)
#82 - pikachuexplain (12/21/2014) [-]
Well what if I were to say I believe in the whole self worship sort of thing, but I do not believe that any one being could embody the whole universe in which was created by this supposed single being, I am not atheistic as I do believe in a higher power, I just do not believe it could be a single being, but an open to believing it is a single ethereal entity
User avatar #126 - heroofkvatch (12/22/2014) [-]
Levayian satanism isn't about being completely athiestic, it's more so saying that we have control over our lives (and an extent, the outcomes of others lives, thus why the 11 satanic statements say not to cheat on your spouse, not to harm children/ animals (unless you are being attacked by an animal or are going to eat it), and be a good host/ guest)

There are 4 spectrums of theism:
Theism is absolute belief in something, athiesm is absolute disbelief, gnostism is uncertainty but believing in something, and agnosticism is skepism but willing to change if given enough proof.

You sound gnostic.

LeVayian satanism is very loose when it comes to this, as anton said that if you do call upon a higher power or use of magics and gain what you were hoping to gain, then you should acknowledge and thank the powers that helped you.

It's more centered on self enlightment and spiritual power coming from within, vs praying and sacraficing part of yourself to a higher being, but it's not "you can't believe in anything but yourself", it's more so "Lucifer is a metaphor, not an actual god or diety", same with jehova.

Don't feel guilty for being a human or sinner, we are in control of our lives, don't be an asshole because of fear of punishment, but rather because we are all human and it is up to us to be the better person because we are in control of how we treat others, and by following these morals, whether or not we believe in a spirit or god, we can achieve more with our lives and achieve what we choose to achieve, be it good or evil.
#128 - pikachuexplain (12/22/2014) [-]
Well that's depressing, Gnosticism seems like it fits me like a glove as a description of my religious beliefs but it just seems depressing, not ever being able to find true faith since I will always have doubts.
User avatar #129 - heroofkvatch (12/22/2014) [-]
spirituality is a life journy mate. when i was 10 till i was 14 i wanted to be a christian missionary and now i'm pretty much at the opposite spectrum.

even charles dawkins said that on a scale from one 1 to 10 on the level of athiesm (10 being absolutely certain that there is no god) dawkins identified as a 6.9

and that's coming from someone who has argued against creationism and believes fully in evolution.
#85 - pikachuexplain (12/21/2014) [-]
My bad accidentally hit reply before I was done. Let us plz edit our posts.

what religion would that classify as? Currently all I classify as religiously is theistic.
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
What do you mean 'other way around'? They're both about the same thing and just view Satan differently.
User avatar #28 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
not really dude.
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Ah, my mistake, mind explaining how I'm wrong?
User avatar #31 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Anton LeVay (author of satanic bible and founder of the first church of satan) has a branch of athiestic satanism devoted purely to self worship, individualism, and awakening yourself, apart from any notion of a real deity. Though he does say "if you call upon super natural powers/ spirits, acknowledge them or lose what you have gained" (paraphrased), the whole belief is that satan is a metaphor for our human nature.



vs, thiestic satanism (thiesm literally means belief in a god(s) or diety(s)) where the idea of father satan as a god is the center fold and threw father satan (as they call him) you can achieve a higher state of existance and full fillment.



I'm a levayian satanist, and i know a couple thiestic satanists, we've discussed things several times on the differences.

and no, i'm not an edgy 12 year old.
I was lutheran-christian for 14+ years before reading the bible and losing my faith, then i found levayian satanism and the philoshpy behind it is pretty sweet.

yes, Anton LeVay was a bit of a hipocrite, but he's not the center figure of the philosphy.

I'm drunk, sorry for typo's/ spelling errors haha
User avatar #78 - Thundergod (12/21/2014) [-]
And here I am, a non-spiritual Taoist who started because he read the Tao of Pooh. I've learned that fighting things only makes the backlash hurt harder, and rushing around to get everything done leaves you with no time to spare, and remain happy with what I have. But seriously, the Tao of FUCKING POOH. A BOOK ABOUT A GODDAMNED BEAR'S PHILOSOPHICAL ACTIONS CHANGED MY LIFE.
User avatar #127 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
I've read that too, it has a lot of good arguments and philosophy, and changed the way I personally thought about longevity and peace of mind; however, I still maintain that passivity toward everything makes you weak. The tree who bends in the flood may last through it, but it gets chopped through by the ax that much quicker.
User avatar #138 - Thundergod (12/23/2014) [-]
But against the blade of an ax, what can any tree do but fall? The aggressor is actively harming, a tree can only give in that situation. But the ax, for all its might and sharpness, remains useless against a cork bobbing in the water, for as much as that ax can push the cork down, it will pop right back up to the surface. And that's what it means to achieve true Taoism. To always be like the cork in the water, always changing in response to what pushes down on you, and then coming back with just as much. Never more, never less, and never as the one who started the push, for aggression only leads to aggression, but passive reaction to aggression leads to everyone not believing the aggressor when you return the force they have been pushing down on you with.
#68 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
where can i find the Anton LeVay satanic bible
User avatar #125 - heroofkvatch (12/22/2014) [-]
Barns and nobles sells it, amazon sells it, ebay sells it, and most used books stores carry it.
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Yes, got that, we both agree on that.

Yes, got that, we both agree on that.

I'm assuming the point we disagree is that Satan is worshiped in Theistic Satanism?
The very principle of Satanism, either Atheistic or Theistic (which focuses on freedom, justice, knowledge, and power), would conflict with the 'Worship' of Father Satan, as the point of Satanism is to grow to become your own god, worshiping him would sully the message. You do not 'worship' anything in Satanism but yourself, while in Theistic Satanism you do recognize Satan's sacrifice for mankind and thank him for it.

I think when they said 'through him', they literally meant through the philosophy and teachings handed from Satan to humanity, the same way people say "Through Socrates, we gained modern philosophy" despite the fact it was his words, not the man himself, that inspired it.

Source: I'm a Theistic Satanist.
User avatar #33 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Good shit mate.
Yea, I guess I misinterpreted the post then, booze does that tho.
But that clears stuff up a bit.

How long have you been theistisc?
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
It's alright, it happens. Better than thinking all Theistic Satanists rape babies and eat nuns or something.

Since I was around 14 years old, though I'm 20 now. It actually started when I was cracking jokes and making fun of it, and I figured it would be ignorant of me to make fun of something I knew little about, and so I looked it up and found it really struck a cord with me and helped me find more about myself and the ideals I value.

You?
User avatar #35 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
Yea, the rapes and murders can be left to the catholics and muslims.

I was confirmed into a church, but had a lot of questions since there were verses and other instances in the bible that didn't quite click. when i asked the sunday school teachers about it, they told me not to be disruptive and that i should pray onit.

so i read the bible cover to cover when i was 13 and then again when i was 15, and it ruined the entire faith for me.

So I looked up other philsophies and came across anton, and saw some youtube videos on what it was an what it wasn't, and was like "this seams like a very smart, very accepting place" and i've met some other satanists of other types (met a couple die-hard bephomet followers which was pretty cool) and got myself a grimoire (which my buddy has atm to study).

Never been happier, and people that used to know me say that I've been a lot more put-together and well rounded (they don't know the exact reason though haha)
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Excellent, I'm overjoyed to hear that. It does that with many people, doesn't it; I've seen people make complete turnarounds and become happier and mentally/spiritually healthier people in a matter of weeks in Satanism; though I suppose that depends on your level of dedication. I always thought it had something to do with the fact that it's you doing it, you who's improving, you who's growing, vs. having to depend on some other thing to fix your life up for you.

Every day I'm finding more and more people who are Satanists in different branches, and it really does bring me great joy.
User avatar #38 - heroofkvatch (12/21/2014) [-]
same.
Even heavily religious people praise me for my character without me trying to come off as some do-well.

It's helpful to have a belief that empowers ones self and re-assures us that we can do more than we thought possible and not to feel guilty for being human vs constantly being told how much of a dirty sinner and unforgivable wretch we are because of "natural sin" we were created with.

I don't understand how anyone feels good in those beliefs.

I suppose jesus was a cool dude, but still, i felt paranoid and sad when i was a christian.
User avatar #6 - YllekNayr (12/21/2014) [-]
Too bad nobody will ever consider any of its principles for longer than it takes to google a picture of a fedora
User avatar #16 - frankwest (12/21/2014) [-]
The Satanic Bible is actually a pretty good read.
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#71 - otakutako (12/21/2014) [-]
I feel that they just put something there at the end like that so that those that did want the shipping could be happy and those that didn't could just view it as friends. Because honestly unless the creators say "Nope, they totally are gay for each other." it is all just fan speculation. All the arguments for or against it is more annoying than anything. I like to think they ended up together but if some one else doesn't think that, that is fine too since there is no definitive proof of one version over the other.
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#69 - otakutako (12/20/2014) [-]
Sure. Though it implies the spirit wilds are mostly safe. But you don't go out to a place you have no idea about with out a guide. So it is reasonable for her to go with Korra. My point in all of it was though they didn't need to hold hands and then stand in the exact same pose Varick and Ju Li stood in when they got married to cross over. I feel it is all about how the fans what to interpret what happened.
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (12/20/2014) [-]
It really also doesn't make sense that people are saying the 'imitated' other romantic scenes. I usually turn my body when having a deep moment with someone too, friends or no.
#71 - otakutako (12/21/2014) [-]
I feel that they just put something there at the end like that so that those that did want the shipping could be happy and those that didn't could just view it as friends. Because honestly unless the creators say "Nope, they totally are gay for each other." it is all just fan speculation. All the arguments for or against it is more annoying than anything. I like to think they ended up together but if some one else doesn't think that, that is fine too since there is no definitive proof of one version over the other.
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#67 - otakutako (12/20/2014) [-]
Watch the show? She said she was leaving them open so they could be as one. Like it was before. When we saw Avatar Wan people passed over to the spirit realm and back to the physical because the portals were open and they weren't benders. They were given bending to defend themselves in the spirit wilds but any one could go.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (12/20/2014) [-]
Hm! Interesting, but then wouldn't it stand to reason that Asami would need Korra to defend her?
#69 - otakutako (12/20/2014) [-]
Sure. Though it implies the spirit wilds are mostly safe. But you don't go out to a place you have no idea about with out a guide. So it is reasonable for her to go with Korra. My point in all of it was though they didn't need to hold hands and then stand in the exact same pose Varick and Ju Li stood in when they got married to cross over. I feel it is all about how the fans what to interpret what happened.
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (12/20/2014) [-]
It really also doesn't make sense that people are saying the 'imitated' other romantic scenes. I usually turn my body when having a deep moment with someone too, friends or no.
#71 - otakutako (12/21/2014) [-]
I feel that they just put something there at the end like that so that those that did want the shipping could be happy and those that didn't could just view it as friends. Because honestly unless the creators say "Nope, they totally are gay for each other." it is all just fan speculation. All the arguments for or against it is more annoying than anything. I like to think they ended up together but if some one else doesn't think that, that is fine too since there is no definitive proof of one version over the other.
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#68 - detroitshanker (12/21/2014) [-]
I've read through the wiki and I can't find that anywhere. It does say that only spiritually enlightened people can enter the spirit world through meditation, but nothing about portals.
It also says, "When both portals are open, spirits and humans can pass from one pole to the other freely." It says humans, not benders, so it seems to be saying that anyone can
use the spirit portals freely.
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#35 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
im not really a korrasomi fan saw it on imgur titled "Just saw one of the creators link to this article, going to take that as confirmation" while browsing and came back to bug the brony with the name of the medics bird, and saw your long winded comment bitching that people are going over bored and decied to post it to you and see what you would say.

yeah it might be fake but i dont care. it was enough to bug you
looks like my boredom and choice to annoy the miserable people like you was fruitful. yummy reactions

srsly though imgur is not as filled with this as FJ is,(just saying cause you are annyed with this shit and imgur lets you filter shit out that has been tagged and you wont have to see it) i moved over there duing the gamergate boom and when ever i come back here imgur front page is over here the day after

i would ask you what kind of movies or music you like cause im still bored but i wont be coming back since i got what i wanted from here already

tootles
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (12/21/2014) [-]
Okay.
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#65 - otakutako (12/20/2014) [-]
But Korra left the spirit portals open so that humans and spirits could cross between worlds freely. Benders having nothing to do with it. Any one can cross at a spirit portal.
User avatar #66 - captainfuckitall (12/20/2014) [-]
Hm, then do you have a citation for THAT?
#67 - otakutako (12/20/2014) [-]
Watch the show? She said she was leaving them open so they could be as one. Like it was before. When we saw Avatar Wan people passed over to the spirit realm and back to the physical because the portals were open and they weren't benders. They were given bending to defend themselves in the spirit wilds but any one could go.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (12/20/2014) [-]
Hm! Interesting, but then wouldn't it stand to reason that Asami would need Korra to defend her?
#69 - otakutako (12/20/2014) [-]
Sure. Though it implies the spirit wilds are mostly safe. But you don't go out to a place you have no idea about with out a guide. So it is reasonable for her to go with Korra. My point in all of it was though they didn't need to hold hands and then stand in the exact same pose Varick and Ju Li stood in when they got married to cross over. I feel it is all about how the fans what to interpret what happened.
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (12/20/2014) [-]
It really also doesn't make sense that people are saying the 'imitated' other romantic scenes. I usually turn my body when having a deep moment with someone too, friends or no.
#71 - otakutako (12/21/2014) [-]
I feel that they just put something there at the end like that so that those that did want the shipping could be happy and those that didn't could just view it as friends. Because honestly unless the creators say "Nope, they totally are gay for each other." it is all just fan speculation. All the arguments for or against it is more annoying than anything. I like to think they ended up together but if some one else doesn't think that, that is fine too since there is no definitive proof of one version over the other.
#79 - In says in the wiki OF the Spirit World. 12/20/2014 on Enough Korrasami 0
#78 - Annoyint, isn't it? 12/20/2014 on Enough Korrasami 0
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#43 - detroitshanker (12/20/2014) [-]
Do you have any citation for that, because I don't remember that having been said. And didn't a lot of Kuvira's nameless henchmen go through the spirit portals to harvest spirit vines? I doubt they all were spiritually enlightened.
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (12/20/2014) [-]
In says in the wiki OF the Spirit World.
User avatar #39 - perzona (12/20/2014) [-]
thats complete bullshit. at the end of season 2 korra said anyone can go in and out of the portals as they please. mako and bolin ran into the portals without any problem, desna and eska did too. i dont get what you mean by hints of being bisexual either, korra never showed "hints" of being straight, she just liked mako. its perfectly reasonable for korra and asami to like eachother after the buildup of their friendship in season 3 and 4, although they could have used more building up imo.
User avatar #50 - infinitereaper (12/20/2014) [-]
Consider the following:
Both of them were BENDERS, and Asami can't bend for shit.
User avatar #51 - perzona (12/20/2014) [-]
it never stated you had to be a bender to go into the spirit world, sokka went there just fine. Korra also said anyone can go between worlds whenever they wanted in season 2.
User avatar #52 - infinitereaper (12/20/2014) [-]
You guys want this too much.
User avatar #53 - perzona (12/20/2014) [-]
that would be correct if i even cared if korrasami happened or not. i find it kinda lame that they went alone when they had only talked a few times (although a lot of messages were probably sent throughout those 3 years). you guys are the morons trying to solve why they held hands with false information. they did it because theyre bisexual, the creators said and it was heavily implied. im accepting it for what it is, not making stupid excuses because i dont like it.
User avatar #55 - infinitereaper (12/20/2014) [-]
Implying this wasn't forced as fuck since season one by rabid shippers.
Either which way it's stupid as hell. The authors were never particularly good at the romance crap in the first place, and Korra should have ended as it began, with Korra, but this time as a champion who rose from her darkest depths. Not some suddenly bisexual retreat bullshit.
User avatar #56 - perzona (12/20/2014) [-]
exactly, the creators suck at romance, not much more to it. im not going to dwell on what korra should have been. im going to accept it for what it was and be happy that it gave me 2 years of joy and family time.
User avatar #57 - infinitereaper (12/20/2014) [-]
If its true, the shippers did this
it's so fucking obvious and that's why I, and a lot of other people are mad.
Because I doubt it was ever meant to be that way. Forced as fuck. Stupid as hell.
My biggest lesson in all of this is to avoid fanbases that have become cancerous.
User avatar #58 - perzona (12/20/2014) [-]
this argument was originally about how they dont have to hold hands to go into the spirit world.... i say accept it and dont make stupid excuses like she had to hold her hand.
User avatar #71 - infinitereaper (12/20/2014) [-]
I don't accept it because it's stupid. There are no excuses. If this was a definitive ship they should have left without a doubt. Like an actual kiss. Not hinted at it. Otherwise theres no real reason to believe they are anything more than best female friends. I say stop being stupid.
User avatar #82 - perzona (12/21/2014) [-]
you dont accept something happened just because its stupid? it IS a definitive ship but if they had kissed then people would be in an uproar. The last scene of the entire show was 2 girls walking alone with a close up on their hands holding and then staring at each other as it pans up. stop being in denial.
User avatar #83 - infinitereaper (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah they must be totally gay for each other and about to go do some vigorous lesbian sex. I already explained why it doesn't make any sense. Shut the fuck up already.

Akatsuki is best girl.
#84 - perzona (12/21/2014) [-]
or they just like eachother and want to go on a trip without any of their other friends.

Akatsuki will always be best girl.
User avatar #85 - infinitereaper (12/21/2014) [-]
or they are just best female friends who are just buddy buddy in the female way
and yes she will
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#34 - somekindofname (12/20/2014) [-]
Didn't Bolin and Mako run in and out of the spirit world in season 2? Without "handholding" from Korra. She walked with them, but through a portal it seems unnesescary (sorry, poor English here).

But I agree, it is, let's say, wibbly to call them a couple. At most I think the creators of the show wanted to have its audience guessing so that a future show based on LoK will have some cliffhanging hype, while most loose ends are tied neatly up which I have to give the creator major props for.

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User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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