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#33 - You obviously haven't seen how many highschool kids bitch abou…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2013 on those fucking usual... -5
#34 - N. Korean citizen (05/14/2013) [-]
Implying they actually mean they want to die and aren't using that as a figurative expression.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (05/14/2013) [-]
Well some of them certainly cut themselves and attempt it enough. But if course they're just doing it figuratively, right? Not to mention every other person in North America and Europe, where the standard of living is generally above par, who have killed themselves

You're right, it's in human nature to want to live and to struggle for life, however there are also many people who would prefer death than to deal with life and its consequences. I understand your moral compass guides you into making the decision that a fetus is a human, but it's not anymore than an egg IS a chicken. If you truly believed that every single thing that even has the POTENTIAL to live, should live, then you would be fighting for the rights of far more than just fetuses, and you would be doing that instead of arguing over the internet
#39 - N. Korean citizen (05/14/2013) [-]
I never said a fetus is a human, remember what they say about assuming? It's fair to say more people want to be alive than those who don't so while 10% of babies born might not want to be alive doesn't mean those other 90% should be discounted just because some might not want to be alive. I'm mere arguing that had these fetus matured to point of life the majority would prefer life much more than death regardless of their economic status.
#105 - tinyfetus (05/15/2013) [-]
consciousness starts after just a few weeks of impregnation, so yeah, its human you idiot
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (05/14/2013) [-]
But you said it has the potential to be one, which I covered

You may be right, but it would also be born in horrible living conditions (if her parents aren't supportive) and would be treated as a curse for most of its life, not to mention the suffering it would go through if others found out about the situation. Honestly, I couldn't help but hate myself if my mother was raped and I was conceived from it, because everytime I looked in the mirror I would see HIM starring back at me
#44 - N. Korean citizen (05/14/2013) [-]
And as the original argument stated we're referring to the hypothetical scenario had the fetus been born. But regardless of the friction it would undoubtedly cause I still stand by my statement that it would rather be alive and had a chance to experience life than to just be snuffed out., and that just might be something we won't agree on.
#79 - Eh, some people don't like reading? Doesn't matter to me, I ne… 05/14/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis +6
#44 - UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU… 05/14/2013 on What monster does this!? -2
#43 - Fucking fucking fuck fucking FUCK SHIT!!!!! WHY OP, W… 05/14/2013 on What monster does this!? -2
#72 - It's because girls value themselves based upon their accomplis…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis +14
User avatar #104 - lolollo (05/14/2013) [-]
The point of the content, though, is that guys view a breakup as the two of them splitting up, whereas girls will view it as a change in partners. The guy doesn't want the girl to suffer from the split, and the girl doesn't want HERSELF to suffer from the lack of having a boyfriend.

That's a shitty attitude to have about ANYTHING.
User avatar #112 - captainfuckitall (05/14/2013) [-]
True. But even so that is still the mind-set of the opportunist, and girls are good at that type of thing. Once you understand something, you can remove emotions from the equation
User avatar #123 - lolollo (05/14/2013) [-]
The question is should you, though? Science, which is perhaps the one field in human intelligence that uses the least amount of "emotion" even asks the question of whether or not we should eliminate emotion from the matter.

This is especially true when you realize that relationships are supposed to be based on emotion.
User avatar #126 - captainfuckitall (05/14/2013) [-]
But how far would Science get on a day to day basis if they constantly had to consider morals and ethics? Given the fact that Scientists DO have to, and that most "mad scientists" were either jailed, killed, or had their research destroyed, humanity has been held back hundreds if not thousands of years by simply deciding "Evolution ends where my feelings begin". Besides, something so subjective as morals and feelings hold no place among facts and truth
User avatar #133 - lolollo (05/14/2013) [-]
This isn't science, though, it's a relationship. I used science as a point to say that emotions are necessary for everything, especially relationships, which are supposed to be based purely on emotion. When you remove emotion from it, then there can't even effectively be a relationship.
User avatar #137 - captainfuckitall (05/14/2013) [-]
Eh, I couldn't care less if I never had a relationship again, although I do understand others want them and totally support affection and love between a couple, I just don't see where that would have any place in evolution and research, the same way eating and going to the washroom simply don't go together

Besides, I never actually said whether you should or should not remove them, I just said you COULD if you so choose
User avatar #144 - lolollo (05/14/2013) [-]
My question was if you should, though. As far as evolution is concerned, even you should accept that it's all about working within the system in order to achieve the goal of propogating your genetic material, which sometimes requires the use of emotion.
User avatar #146 - captainfuckitall (05/14/2013) [-]
But even that question in itself is left up to subjectivity, as it is with any philosophical thing; so no matter what either of us put forward, neither will actually be 'right'
User avatar #156 - lolollo (05/14/2013) [-]
Hypothetical situation:

Your girlfriend breaks up with you on the basis that you never put enough emotion into the relationship. Was emotion necessarity for success in that situation, or not?
User avatar #161 - captainfuckitall (05/14/2013) [-]
What do you mean by success? (I only ask because I'd rather be certain before I come up with an answer)
User avatar #165 - lolollo (05/14/2013) [-]
Establishing a stable relationship for the sake of leading a better life for both yourself, and any children you would have, which would fulfill the evolutionary meed to propogate your genetic material.
User avatar #172 - captainfuckitall (05/14/2013) [-]
Then yes it was, in this specific situation (as leading a 'good' life implies you are happy with where you are)

But you don't seem to get what I'm saying. What I'm trying to claim that between the understanding of men and women, when you remove passions and emotion from the problem (above), you can see WHY they behave this way in a clearer and more stable manner, and thus you can react better against it to suit your needs. I'm not saying you need to become totally apathetic, nor am I saying you must not feel anything at all
User avatar #217 - lolollo (05/14/2013) [-]
No, yes I understand that. As animals, we have this basic motivation for pretty much everything. The difference is being able to acknowledge that, and maybe even set it aside for something a little less shallow. Are inherent motivations that shallow? Yes, but you don't have to, and probably shuldn't, bring them up.
User avatar #78 - mcintoshapple (05/14/2013) [-]
That makes sense. No idea why you got thumbed down. Turned you back to neutral, though
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (05/14/2013) [-]
Eh, some people don't like reading? Doesn't matter to me, I never found virtual currency that important (probably why I suck at monopoly)
#71 - The thing all these people righteously protesting wars and fig… 05/14/2013 on War HUH what is it good for +6
#54 - "Fuck you, dog!" That's a grown-ass man tel… 05/14/2013 on My dad yelled at my dog. +12
#19 - Wow, his hair looks better and more luscious than most woman's… 05/14/2013 on dat ass, better be... +7
#52 - And I can't even get my neighbour to lend me five dollars …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on can you feel the love tonight? +93
User avatar #280 - kimmustonen (05/14/2013) [-]
Scandinavians.

Beleive me, we are like this, almost all of us
#1015 - You should become famous, OP. That way she can regret it, craw… 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +22
#28 - FINISH HIM!! Because he can't do it by himself 05/14/2013 on MORTAL KOMBAT! +4
#27 - She put it on. She WANTS to be beautiful, that's why she flaun…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on MORTAL KOMBAT! +8
User avatar #90 - easedshadow (05/14/2013) [-]
she's hot either way
#54 - swarthywaffles (05/14/2013) [-]
I don't know. I think she looks pretty hot. I mean, you could never get a blowjob from her without getting your dick shredded, but as long as she isn't a biter, your probably okay! And if she is a biter, that is nothing that wearing chainmail while having sex won't fix.
#15 - Are you implying all dinosaurs are non-supportive parents? …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Man Up +2
User avatar #17 - demandsgayversion (05/14/2013) [-]
It's not privilege, it's chance. And the stress of the situation is relative, however unjust that may be. I feel the same amount of pain when my parents drink too much as when someone's dinosaur parents eat the neighbor and fuck in the blood. Yes, I just so happened to be born to human parents, but I didn't choose to be born to them and other people didn't choose to be born to dinosaur parents. It just happened, out of our control.
#13 - I laughed, then realized this is what homosexuals went through…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Man Up +2
#25 - N. Korean citizen (05/14/2013) [-]
This is some of what homosexuals in America still go through. Now think about what happens in other countries. "In 2004 a seventeen-year-old private university student received a 17 years sentence in prison including 2 years hard labor, for posting a personal profile on a gay dating site. -Egypt"
In Nigeria and Afghanistan homosexuals can get the death penalty. In many other countries they are forced to spend years in prison, beaten, and raped. A lot of messed up stuff in the world.
User avatar #14 - demandsgayversion (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm lucky enough to have supportive parents who aren't dinosaurs, but it still made me feel bad.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (05/14/2013) [-]
Are you implying all dinosaurs are non-supportive parents?

I can hear your privilege from a mile away
User avatar #17 - demandsgayversion (05/14/2013) [-]
It's not privilege, it's chance. And the stress of the situation is relative, however unjust that may be. I feel the same amount of pain when my parents drink too much as when someone's dinosaur parents eat the neighbor and fuck in the blood. Yes, I just so happened to be born to human parents, but I didn't choose to be born to them and other people didn't choose to be born to dinosaur parents. It just happened, out of our control.
#25 - 'And this is where I will stay' 05/14/2013 on What Sorcery is this? +1
#10 - If I was the alien, I wouldn't know whether to be horribly off… 05/13/2013 on New trick +2
#207 - Your hate keeps me warm in the winter 05/13/2013 on What has Alchemy done? 0
#205 - Sounds like a personal problem  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on What has Alchemy done? 0
User avatar #206 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
and now I hate you
have a nice day!
User avatar #207 - captainfuckitall (05/13/2013) [-]
Your hate keeps me warm in the winter
#173 - It's just a general expression. Do you always assume everyone …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2013 on What has Alchemy done? 0
User avatar #198 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
no, I just hate that expression
User avatar #205 - captainfuckitall (05/13/2013) [-]
Sounds like a personal problem
User avatar #206 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
and now I hate you
have a nice day!
User avatar #207 - captainfuckitall (05/13/2013) [-]
Your hate keeps me warm in the winter
#115 - And people say Mother Nature doesn't play favourites 05/13/2013 on Unusual Deaths - 40 stories +2
#114 - So...did the dog make it? 05/13/2013 on Unusual Deaths - 40 stories 0
#143 - Am I the only one who finds it fascinating as hell that a man …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/13/2013 on What has Alchemy done? 0
User avatar #156 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
7 billion people on this Earth
I'm pretty sure you're not the only one
User avatar #173 - captainfuckitall (05/13/2013) [-]
It's just a general expression. Do you always assume everyone who says "Am I the only one..." MUST mean it literally?
User avatar #198 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
no, I just hate that expression
User avatar #205 - captainfuckitall (05/13/2013) [-]
Sounds like a personal problem
User avatar #206 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
and now I hate you
have a nice day!
User avatar #207 - captainfuckitall (05/13/2013) [-]
Your hate keeps me warm in the winter
#118 - And my point was that if you had a good understanding of ANY r…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Eskimos 0
User avatar #119 - mayormilkman (05/12/2013) [-]
Seen it.
#112 - Yes really. He's claiming that his religion is misunderstood, …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Eskimos 0
User avatar #114 - mayormilkman (05/12/2013) [-]
My point is that just because a lot of people know it doesn't mean they have good understanding of it. I think that was his point.
User avatar #118 - captainfuckitall (05/12/2013) [-]
And my point was that if you had a good understanding of ANY religion, it would be christianity. I once saw a pie-chart actually showing the popularity of religions, and wouldn't you know it, christianity was by far a majority (and of course, for humour reasons, someone photoshopped in "Help, we're being oppressed!!" right above it. This right here is a perfect example of that situation)
User avatar #119 - mayormilkman (05/12/2013) [-]
Seen it.
#8 - As a Satanist, I can truly say... This really is how it works.…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Puppy -4
User avatar #17 - schnizel (05/12/2013) [-]
Long live MARDUK!!!
#31 - garagesale (05/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #41 - schnizel (05/13/2013) [-]
Marduk, or Lucifer, I know a bit more about religion than your average human.
#42 - garagesale (05/13/2013) [-]
and i know more about snowglobes than the average rooster
#43 - schnizel (05/13/2013) [-]
A long time ago, pew pew, Enki is kill!
i cri ever tim ;_;7
#44 - garagesale (05/13/2013) [-]
itz habbidig
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#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
&quot;Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'.&quot; - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
User avatar #457 to #456 - captainfuckitall (05/10/2013) [-]
Well hello there, cutie
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - N. Korean citizen (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - N. Korean citizen (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
#436 - captainspankmonkey (07/04/2011) [-]
Happy 4th of july!
User avatar #429 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Now I made it to level 28 with just comments, too. Awwww yeah!
User avatar #430 to #439 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
HIGH FIVE BUDDY :D
User avatar #431 to #440 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
That took fucking YEARS.
User avatar #432 to #441 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
mine took just over 1 year :P
User avatar #433 to #442 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Took me half a year longer than you :P
User avatar #434 to #443 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
haha, well it's the effort that counts, that's all that matters :)
User avatar #425 - lolninjakik (06/04/2011) [-]
CONFUCKINGRATS
User avatar #426 to #435 - captainfuckitall (06/04/2011) [-]
haha, thanks buddy :)
#423 - Adrayll (06/03/2011) [-]
Congrats on reaching your goal. (finally checked my inbox for first time in who knows how long)
User avatar #424 to #433 - captainfuckitall (06/03/2011) [-]
haha, still, i appreciate the thought :) and thank you for congratulating me :P
#418 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
Rape time!
Rape time!
User avatar #419 to #428 - captainfuckitall (05/31/2011) [-]
there is no average for nicholas cage. he's always really good or really bad :P
#420 to #429 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
thats true but my real reason i came here is becuase i came to rape you(i was bet that the next person to log in who is my friend gets raped).prepare your anus!
User avatar #421 to #430 - captainfuckitall (05/31/2011) [-]
okay...

i wish i had that "okay" guy reaction face :P
User avatar #391 - seelcudoom (05/18/2011) [-]
sup
User avatar #392 to #401 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
nothing much, just hanging out
User avatar #393 to #402 - seelcudoom (05/18/2011) [-]
stop fapping
User avatar #394 to #403 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
....how did you know? :O
#415 to #405 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
watch'in both of you...
User avatar #417 to #426 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
I'm not here.
User avatar #396 to #405 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
.....oh god
User avatar #397 to #406 - seelcudoom (05/18/2011) [-]
.....keep going
User avatar #400 to #407 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2011) [-]
i've been going for a whole day, can i stop yet? :(
User avatar #401 to #410 - seelcudoom (05/20/2011) [-]
eeewww i wass jokeignman
User avatar #402 to #411 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
i wasn't....
User avatar #403 to #412 - seelcudoom (05/21/2011) [-]
THE FUCK
User avatar #404 to #413 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
MUHAHAHAHHAHA
User avatar #405 to #414 - seelcudoom (05/21/2011) [-]
you fapped all day....thinking i was watching?
are yo utrying to tell me somthing
User avatar #406 to #415 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
......maybe
User avatar #408 to #417 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
....i have no proper words to describe my reaction right now, but...

IT'S A DEAL :D
User avatar #409 to #418 - seelcudoom (05/21/2011) [-]
......was joke agin



the fuck man
User avatar #410 to #419 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
well, you see, you shouldn't lead me on like that
User avatar #413 to #421 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
and JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR...

i'm not the one with the whore outfit for my avatar :P
User avatar #414 to #423 - seelcudoom (05/26/2011) [-]
was shoooopppeeedddd
User avatar #412 to #421 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
it's only gay if the balls touch
User avatar #389 to #398 - captainfuckitall (05/15/2011) [-]
i laughed so hard
User avatar #386 - BlueAlbotross (05/10/2011) [-]
hey, it's been some time since I've visited this site. hello friend.
User avatar #387 to #396 - captainfuckitall (05/10/2011) [-]
indeed it has. hey buddy, how's it going? :)
#384 - spadaseisnueve (05/08/2011) [-]
Your e-mail touched a special place! lol
Congrats, divide responsibly
User avatar #385 to #394 - captainfuckitall (05/08/2011) [-]
haha, well i am so glad it did :P

WHAT??? but thats no fun :P
User avatar #378 - Klondyke (05/07/2011) [-]
Congrats on getting level 28 on purely comments! :D
User avatar #379 to #388 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thanks buddy. it's nice to be appreciated for the effort :P

in all honesty, i don't even want any fame, i just want someone else to appreciate the trouble :P
User avatar #373 - seelcudoom (05/07/2011) [-]
you finnally got an avitar!
User avatar #374 to #383 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, yes, yes i did. i thought it was about time. of course, if you want to suggest any other one, i'd be more then happy to use it :)

(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)
User avatar #376 to #384 - seelcudoom (05/07/2011) [-]
meh i have a few but to lazy right now
User avatar #377 to #386 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
haha, we shall discuss it later then, my friend :D
User avatar #366 - XboxJunky ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-]
Congratulations Captain.
User avatar #372 to #376 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2011) [-]
thank you. i really do appreciate all of these congrats i'm getting. it makes me feel good inside :P

also, i hope your having an awesome day, anyways :)
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