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#22 - While you're correct in the fact they will get attention over …  [+] (29 new replies) 12/23/2014 on [✓] Not asking for it 0
User avatar #38 - captainprincess (12/23/2014) [-]
It's not about who deserves what though.
it's about what is going to happen. These people are ridiculed and seen as stupid and irresponsible because they seem to have this ruler-of-the-universe mentality that they can declare how things should be and this will make it so.

No, you don't deserve to get raped, but walk around at night naked/barely clothed and it's probably gonna happen. And you'd be a fuckwit for thinking it wouldn't because it shouldn't.

THAT'S the point there I'd say
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
Indeed, I totally agree. But being stupid doesn't mean you 'deserve' rape, it just means you could have prevented it and you were stupid.
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#54 - psychotayto (12/23/2014) [-]
When the fuck did i say they deserve to be raped dipshit?
Get the fuck back to tumblr and project your shit there
User avatar #84 - laylavanhellsing (12/23/2014) [-]
so, only people on tumblr say that people don't deserve to get raped?
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
1. Saying "If you go out dressed like a slut, you're going to be raped" (the analogy you were getting at) implies the fault lays with the victim, rather than the rapist. While it's true dressing a certain way draws bad attention, nobody ever 'deserves' crime to happen to them.

2. My name is blue, yours is white; I've been here and participated more for far longer than you have. You're the one who doesn't belong, not me.
#58 - psychotayto (12/23/2014) [-]
Your comment is implying you suck a bag of dicks and most likely pull a lot of shit out of your ass.
I didn't imply shit, Asshole take your tumblr tier projections and stuff them up your loose vagina for all i care.

>Tl;dr i don't give a rat's ass what my comment implied, it was right and you're pussyhurt about it
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
Well, the fact that you actually have positive thumbs at all means you're not a troll, so that can only mean you truly mean what you're saying; in which case I both pity you and your social skills if every time someone disagrees with you, you throw a temper tantrum and insult them.

(Also, it's really neat and all, the 'nonchalant tough guy' act you put up, but just the fact you thumb down people who disagree with you means you take their comments seriously enough to be upset. Stay mad)
#60 - psychotayto (12/23/2014) [-]
You're the one getting all heated at what my comment "implied" on funnyjunk.
>tl;dr stay mad dipshit
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
That's true, but I'm not pretending to be cool about it.

Does it ever get tiring re-using your old insults and my own comebacks?
User avatar #63 - psychotayto (12/23/2014) [-]
Does it ever get tiring being such a huge faggot?
User avatar #64 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
Not as tiring as it must be to not be able to come up with your own zingers.
User avatar #65 - psychotayto (12/23/2014) [-]
>Zingers
Yeah whatever i'm not wasting my time with autistic folks
User avatar #66 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
>Le 4chan me-me arrows

You're right, you're not, but I am : ^ )

I was affirming your statement that you were, in fact, NOT talking to someone Autistic (me), but I WAS talking to someone Autistic (you), just in case you really are a bit too Autistic to get the joke, which is why you had to read to the end of this sentence, eh?
#67 - psychotayto (12/23/2014) [-]
Ok champ whatever helps you sleep at night
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
You still read to the end of the sentence
User avatar #42 - captainprincess (12/23/2014) [-]
Well
yeah
That's the other thing

The amount of times people keep refering back to the old "DOESNT MEAN THEY DESERVE IT" shit is getting annoying

ITS NOT BEING SUGGESTED THAT THEY DO
NOONE BUT THE PSYCHOPATHIC FREAKS THINK THEY ACTUALLY DESERVE IT
BUT NOT PROTECTING YOURSELF IS DUMB AS FUCK STILL
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
Buddy, I know, I'm agreeing with you on all fronts, I was just clarifying what I was specifically saying. I'm not implying people think it's okay to rape, I know every sensible person knows it's awful, I was just clearing up what I said as well as rebuttling what the person above me said.
User avatar #44 - captainprincess (12/23/2014) [-]
But even he never really said they deserve it
he just said that's how it's gonna go down, which is true
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
But he implied it, that's the issue.
User avatar #46 - captainprincess (12/23/2014) [-]
No
he didn't
He really didn't

And even if he had
so what
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
"If you walk into a dog kennel covered in gravy, you're gonna get bitten, slut" is no different than saying "If you go out in public like that, you're gonna get raped, slut", implying she is the cause of her own misfortune rather than just being able to have prevented it.

And "so" nothing. By implying that it makes him a horrible person; as anyone is horrible for wishing a ruined life upon an innocent person. I've said a thousand times that when a woman goes out she has to be smarter than to be slutty and get black-out drunk, but I still don't think they are 'to blame' for rape. That's so what.
User avatar #48 - captainprincess (12/23/2014) [-]
The implication is entirely self-inflicted

What he said is essentially true. BY and large it's a safe assumption that dressing a certain way, wether or not it's fair, is going to result in a heightened chance to get sexually assaulted. Dressing slutty, especially when alone, increases the chances of this happening to you.

It's not an implication of it being deserved. Just like he never states that walking into the dog kennel means the guy deserves to get bit, it's just going to happen. So ok, he didn't put it nicely. Poor baby.

The blame is not implied. You have interpreted the implication and taken it upon yourself, it was not given by him.
User avatar #85 - laylavanhellsing (12/23/2014) [-]
Women dressed in burqas in the Middle East get raped all the time, and they dress that way specifically to NOT provoke men
User avatar #128 - captainprincess (12/24/2014) [-]
Alright
Irrelevant

True, probably
but generally irrelevant
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
Alright, listen, I'm sensing you're a bit of a fuckhead, especially considering your "And even if he was, so what?" comment. You obviously have a thing against women. You are obviously bias, whether you see it or not. I'm going to stop talking to you now and calm down a bit and resume this conversation never. Go get hit by a truck.
User avatar #52 - captainprincess (12/23/2014) [-]
Sense all you want, reactionary
Cry into a bucket if you really need to it doesn't affect me in the slightest
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
No they aren't. "Don't you think that's an unflattering suit?" "ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT!?!" THAT'S 'self-inflicted'. "Well, come on, look at her! What does she expect?" is not, there is no way to misconstrue that; and why are you brown nosing him so far anyways? Do you agree with him? Do you think people who dress slutty are responsible for their rapes? Are you a rapist?

Of course it does, but that doesn't mean A. You deserve it, or B. It is directly your fault. Using your logic, I could assault and brutalize you and just say "Well really, he was being an idiot, what did he expect?" and get off scot-free, huh.

Oh fuck off. You know damn well what it implied. Are you really that bias that you're refusing to see it or are you just trying to get me to assault you?

The blame IS implied. There is a MASSIVE difference between "Well that was pretty stupid" and "Come on, it's OBVIOUSLY going to happen", which DOES imply blame upon the victim. Are you really this retarded?
User avatar #51 - captainprincess (12/23/2014) [-]
No.
You're insane.

We were on the same page and then you shat yourself.
You seem to have forgotten what you were JUST talking about, how being responsible does NOT mean the perpetrator isn't, or that you are somehow more culpable just because YOU were an idiot and put yourself in peril.

No.
It doesn't imply blame on the victim, only hypersensitive reactionaries react like that, because they refuse to accept responsibility as being an analogue factor, it has to be I/O, A or B only.

And that's fucking dumb.
The implication is entirely self-inflicted.
Grow up.
#21 - But that's the problem, literally NOBODY with any effect in th…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/23/2014 on [✓] Not asking for it 0
#25 - butakun (12/23/2014) [-]
You really think nobody with any influence believes that? There are a lot of old, white, conservative people in the judiciary, and I don't know about elsewhere, but in an annoyingly large portion of America "old, white, and conservative" correlates pretty strongly with "intolerant right-wing religious."
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
Yes it does, but that's simply not true. Find me someone, anyone, who is not being an edgy bastard, who genuinely believes women deserve to be raped for clothing.

Until then, screw off with your guilt tripping bullshit.
#30 - butakun (12/23/2014) [-]
Wait, "guilt tripping bullshit?" Completely not my intent. Please point out what I said that's guilt tripping someone, and who it's guilt tripping. I might just be tired, but I legitimately don't see it.

And I'm not saying (or not trying to say, anyway) that anyone reasonable actually believes a person's clothing could make them deserve to be raped. Just that people with certain worldviews do partially blame the victim, particularly if they think the victim was wearing something provocative.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
You're defending what they're doing, I'm rebuttling with why it's a bad idea and doesn't get the point across, and you say it's justified because of how many old white conservatives support rape, as well as "A large portion of America", completely pulled out of your ass to make your argument sound more solid.

And what do you count as 'blaming the victim'. Whenever a woman gets drunk and sleeps with a guy, I say she shouldn't have drank that much in the first place and should have maintained proper judgement, though I don't deny that she was raped. Am I "blaming the victim"?
#33 - butakun (12/23/2014) [-]
Okay, I can see how my statements could be understood as defending their methods of protest. Well, shit. Unintended but obvious-in-hindsight consequence, I guess. I was trying to express that I finally understood their message in a way that made some kind of sense to me (as opposed to "how I dress doesn't excuse looking at me" or somesuch). I do in fact agree that the method of their demonstrations seems silly and possibly counterproductive. Thank you for pointing out that I have not been making that clear.

Regarding your argument that what they're doing is counterproductive, I intentionally did not address that because I agreed. The only thing from that comment I took issue with was the idea that nobody considers provocative clothing as a factor against the victim.

You initially agreed with my (admittedly unresearched) "in a large portion of America old white conservatives are intolerant" comment. Is there a particular reason for switching to using it to attack my argument, or are you just irritated with me?

I didn't say that the aforementioned demographic "supports rape." Just that they may not support victims as effectively as they should. Looking again at comment #25, I should have clarified this point better (or like... at all, dammit) there, instead of leaving it to be interpreted the way you interpreted it. My bad.

I would think "blaming the victim" is acting as if the victim shares the fault for the attack itself in a meaningful way. Using your example, it's one thing to say the victim ought to have made choices that didn't leave her vulnerable or compromise her judgment. It's completely another to say something like "she should have known that drinking so much would lead to sex."

Bringing it back to the clothing issue, it's one thing to think "That was a dangerous area and it would have been a good idea to be more careful," and another to think "Dressing like a slut obviously provoked the attack."
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
Come on man, why u so polite? Now I just feel like an asshole.

I didn't not agree with it, I agreed that "Old white conservatives" HAVE the stigma of "intolerant religious folk", not that they are. However, even if their age, ethnicity, and political affiliation were all arguments toward their intolerant nature, there is a MASSIVE difference between "intolerance" and "I believe these people should suffer X because I dislike how they dress"; my irritation with you is neither here nor there, and only stems from the idea (that you seemed to possess) that only old white folks hate women and want to see them raped. Now that the issue is cleared up, my irritation is non-existent.

But following that reasoning, doesn't EVERYONE share some fault for their circumstances in a meaningful way? Isn't there always a way to protect yourself and be safer? Surely it's never actually the victim's fault, even if they did run down the street screaming "Mug me! Mug me!/Rape me! Rape me!", but that doesn't change the fact it was wildly stupid.

#40 - butakun (12/23/2014) [-]
I generally try to be polite when I notice myself being an asshole, since it usually helps calm things down and make me think through stuff enough to stop. So don't worry about it. I'd rather have a decent conversation than make either of us feel like a jerk.

If we're talking about fault in terms like that, sure. The distinction as I see it is whether the perception of fault is relevant to something like a legal proceeding. In most situations it would be silly to say "the victim is partly at fault because he/she left home that day," even though strictly speaking it's true that leaving home could contribute to the circumstances in which this hypothetical attack occurred. But in the case of stuff where some people might be predisposed to thinking in a certain way, such as "people who choose to show lots of skin are asking for it" vs. "people who don't intentionally invite an attack aren't asking for it," it has the potential to make a difference.
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#16 - I think so too. 12/23/2014 on CONFIRMED KORRASAMI +1
#14 - Eh, even if it is confirmed, I still don't agree with it. Ther…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2014 on CONFIRMED KORRASAMI +3
#17 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
I don't even believe it's confirmed. I just can't believe a writer would forced in a character romanbce for no reason like this. At least Twilight and Inuyasha there is a motive for the writers...whats the movie here, fanwank?
User avatar #15 - dendo (12/23/2014) [-]
Personally I think they did it because of the fandom rather then for the story.
#19 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
pre book 3 and 4 they stated they like the idea of korrasami
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
I think so too.
#13 - Thanks for mentioning me, I wasn't quite aware even with the p… 12/23/2014 on CONFIRMED KORRASAMI 0
#73 - Eh. Can you actually prove that's an official Tumblr and not j…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2014 on breaking up the "OMG IT'S... 0
#76 - kiaserzerg (12/23/2014) [-]
and i did not say once i was right all along, all i did was give you what you demanded. proof
#75 - kiaserzerg (12/23/2014) [-]
well considering if you just google korrasami canon, it pulls up the creators, you know the guys who wrote their entire story, and they each say, yep its true.
#74 - kiaserzerg (12/23/2014) [-]
you demand proof, i bring it. if they said it wasnt i would have said, well, theres the counter proof.

nah, i got on this because while the entire time i was saying "maybe" you adamantly pulled the prove you are right" either way, i would have accepted it.
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
What is it with you and breaking up your comments?

I know you didn't say you were right all along, so stop acting like you did; you were completely on the fence, then jumped off to the 'certain' side the moment proof came out.

No, it pulls up 'blogs' of the creators, the same way there are 10,000 Will Ferrell 'blogs' on Twitter; the only difference is that Twitter and confirm if it's the real blog or not.

I'm not complaining about what you're doing, I'm complaining about your attitude and what you did. You're acting as if you were right the entire time, when you weren't, you were undecided, and even WHEN you were "undecided" you kept saying "Loldude it's totally true" and "Well I'm not saying it IS true..." at the same time, in short, you were constantly moving goal-posts and adjusting your words to make sure you couldn't be 'proven' wrong (demanding me to prove a negative would be an example, when it kinda doesn't work like that), and then acting like you were totally right. So awesome, you were right, I hope you feel good about it.
#78 - kiaserzerg (12/23/2014) [-]
my comments tend to be broken up a bit because i think of another thing to add shortly after i post something.

I read over my comments and it doesnt seem to be slipping or sliding, i state that i am on the ball about true or not.

You demanded i give you proof, and then proclaimed that no matter what, it is untrue and completely non-canon, when the creators, go into interviews and shit and say, "yep, they are gay" so, i came and brought what you demanded in the exact manner i said i would, that when you know, the creators come out and say its right or wrong, i would accept it. and so they did.

and frankly im just a little ticked because this is basically a "they might be gay" and considering the red thumbs. every one is looking at me like im a jackass, then, it comes out to be true, and well, there ya go.
#13 - I want to **** that Pikachu.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on On one side we have a... +45
#53 - glabellanutella (12/23/2014) [-]
#14 - iwillrulenorway (12/23/2014) [-]
well captainfuckitall I never would have guessed
#3 - Why is it that every conversation where someone doesn't get it…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2014 on damn you autocorrect 0
#27 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
You're a prick fedoraneckbeard mcbetamax shitlord.
User avatar #30 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
And yet I have enough of an effect on your life to make you so angry and also so intimidating you have to do it as Anon. Stay mad, old bean.
User avatar #5 - reindeerflotilla (12/23/2014) [-]
Maybe matt just got suddely busy or something. You don't know his life. YOU DON"T KNOW MATTS STRUGGLE DAWG.
#23 - EnergizierAnon (12/23/2014) [-]
i am a mat and can confirm matt struggles.
#43 - Then I feel very sorry for you. If you look at it that way, a … 12/23/2014 on Think of the important... 0
#11 - First of all, literally nobody but Weaboo's can tell the diffe…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Eastern Disney (and other... 0
User avatar #13 - shadowblaziard (12/22/2014) [-]
That is the west when speaking of the USA, several Asian countries have a fair amount of interest in Europe.
User avatar #12 - cleomech (12/22/2014) [-]
Ya'know, the description is important to read sometimes.

As for the second, I think you missed the point, but you're not wrong in what you said anyway.

And yeah, that's fair enough.

Anyway, weebs will be weebs, but art is something you should never be biased about, because art is supposed to be objective and purely meant for admiring or despising.
#9 - No thanks, there's already enough weaboo Japanese obsession …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Eastern Disney (and other... -5
#10 - cleomech (12/22/2014) [-]
Fist of all, it's Korean, not Japanese.
And second, I'd be astonished if a single Korean artist managed to single-handedly exchange the western Disney century long work with that of her own, sheerly through the power of weeaboo affinity in the west (that has the power to transmute if I might add, bending the rules of reality), thus changing the Disney we all know and love with that of eastern origin.
And third, just enjoy the art without feeling like you need to be a cunt for once.
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
First of all, literally nobody but Weaboo's can tell the difference.

Second, Korea doesn't care about America or the West beyond music and porn; it's specifically the Japanese who love the West and the idea of Western life and cowboys and guns and what-not.

Third, I'll be a cunt whenever I please. Sassafrass!
User avatar #13 - shadowblaziard (12/22/2014) [-]
That is the west when speaking of the USA, several Asian countries have a fair amount of interest in Europe.
User avatar #12 - cleomech (12/22/2014) [-]
Ya'know, the description is important to read sometimes.

As for the second, I think you missed the point, but you're not wrong in what you said anyway.

And yeah, that's fair enough.

Anyway, weebs will be weebs, but art is something you should never be biased about, because art is supposed to be objective and purely meant for admiring or despising.
#36 - Aren't taxes INSANELY high in Norway? Like, to the point peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on McDonald Worker want $15 an... +2
User avatar #55 - bjornkrage (12/22/2014) [-]
Nobody kills themselves over taxes, because those taxes go to ensure a proper lifestyle for the population. When you're unemployed, those benefits help you greatly. So yes and no, taxes are ridiculously high, but nobody kills themselves over them.
#9 - Actually, Frankenstien's Monster named himself Adam 12/22/2014 on mark leggett 0
#37 - Probably, but only because it's circular logic. "I hate m… 12/22/2014 on But I am supperior 0
#103 - That's nice. Mind linking me to the article? 12/22/2014 on Spoiler Alert 0
#6 - I don't know, man; I've never seen a dog go out of its way to …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Think of the important... +28
#40 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
A dog's less likely to run away or abandon you based on personal feelings or opinions than a Human would. a Lion doesn't have the mental capacity or understanding of human language to understand your offering and would rather rip open your stomach than care.

I'd feel safer with a Dog than a 30 year old woman.
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2014) [-]
Then I feel very sorry for you. If you look at it that way, a dog is more likely to abandon you to someone it respects or whoever feeds it more, while a long time friend or lover would be willing to take a bullet for you.
#97 - This can all be explained by the fact they want ALL fans to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Spoiler Alert 0
User avatar #98 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
ima just leave it at we are both being confrontational and are trying to make the other person come to our side of reasoning. i doubt it would work but i respect your view on it and feel that it is a valid reasoning from your perspective.
#77 - I hope you're joking. 12/22/2014 on How to get the gurl 0
#95 - Because they felt very attached to one another and understood …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Spoiler Alert 0
#102 - parrotmaster (12/22/2014) [-]
Creator of the show himself linked an article showing it was canon.
User avatar #103 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
That's nice. Mind linking me to the article?
User avatar #96 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
you could be right about them knowing about the internet and putting the end in there implying that they could be in a relationship. but like doesnt that still mean that the writers were implying that they might be in a relationship, regardless of the reason as to why they did it?
In a fictional universe the lives, decisions and feelings of characters are dependent on the writers whims.
While i was pretty sure throughout most of the lord of the rings that samwise was gay for frodo. i still think the scene where sam is saving his life and crying over him almost dyeing is a different kind of situation. it is a scene where one persons life is ending. If korra was almost dyeing and assami was crying over it. i would not see that as a sign to ship.
what did make me ship them was bolin making a speech about love being a mysterious thing that cant be controlled. as this was being said korra and assami are directly center screen but i don't count that as evidence cause that can be seen as reaching. and during this speech verrick and zhou li are standing in 1 specific pose together while staring gentely into each others eyes. later at the end korra and assami are making the exact same faces while standing in the exact same pose. in writing you will normally try to make associations with your readers between a specific location/action/time with an emotion and when they want to try to bring out that emotion again they will bring up the imagery in some way shape or form of what they used previously, in this case its expressions and body positioning. once again this can be seen as reaching, but i only count it as reaching if we are assuming that the writers are free style writing and dont follow any sort of traditional writing patterns.
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
This can all be explained by the fact they want ALL fans to be happy, those who want them to be in a relationship and those who don't. "Why would they do that and then not put them in a relationship?" The same reason why your parents told you the Easter Bunny existed, because it's fun and made you happy; other parents had no bunny and just hid chocolates, because it's still fun and made their kids happy, so arguing about how the Easter Bunny could or could not be real because your parents just wanted you to have fun and be equally entertained is just silly.
User avatar #98 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
ima just leave it at we are both being confrontational and are trying to make the other person come to our side of reasoning. i doubt it would work but i respect your view on it and feel that it is a valid reasoning from your perspective.
#92 - Holding hands with deep friends makes no sense unless they wan…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Spoiler Alert 0
User avatar #93 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
no. i just dont understand why they would have the two of them just randomly go on vacation without telling anyone then just stare into each others eyes. if that doesnt imply something, then 1 off two things is happening. they are actually shitty writers. or they were fucking with the fandom while knowing that the ship existed and were purposely teasing them. i thought the ship was dumb and not real up until the last episode. frankly it felt kinda forced, almost as if they animated the last 2 minutes and just tacked it on instead of something else they were planning. if i watched nothing else except this one episode. i would assume that korra broke up with mako at one point since it is blatantly said, and that either korra and assami are dating or that they are sisters who look nothing alike and are just really really close for some reason. no one is forcing you to read this.
User avatar #95 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
Because they felt very attached to one another and understood by one another? They understood eachother's plights and worries and were always there to comfort eachother?

Do you think Frodo and Samwise wanted to fuck when the latter cried over his friends supposed death?

I know no one is forcing me to read that, but I would be as bad as the others who 'ship' the relationship if I just covered my ears and only accepted what I wanted to hear.

A third option is simply that they knew about the internet and wanted to please everybody by implying they COULD be in a relationship or they were just very deep friends.
#102 - parrotmaster (12/22/2014) [-]
Creator of the show himself linked an article showing it was canon.
User avatar #103 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
That's nice. Mind linking me to the article?
User avatar #96 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
you could be right about them knowing about the internet and putting the end in there implying that they could be in a relationship. but like doesnt that still mean that the writers were implying that they might be in a relationship, regardless of the reason as to why they did it?
In a fictional universe the lives, decisions and feelings of characters are dependent on the writers whims.
While i was pretty sure throughout most of the lord of the rings that samwise was gay for frodo. i still think the scene where sam is saving his life and crying over him almost dyeing is a different kind of situation. it is a scene where one persons life is ending. If korra was almost dyeing and assami was crying over it. i would not see that as a sign to ship.
what did make me ship them was bolin making a speech about love being a mysterious thing that cant be controlled. as this was being said korra and assami are directly center screen but i don't count that as evidence cause that can be seen as reaching. and during this speech verrick and zhou li are standing in 1 specific pose together while staring gentely into each others eyes. later at the end korra and assami are making the exact same faces while standing in the exact same pose. in writing you will normally try to make associations with your readers between a specific location/action/time with an emotion and when they want to try to bring out that emotion again they will bring up the imagery in some way shape or form of what they used previously, in this case its expressions and body positioning. once again this can be seen as reaching, but i only count it as reaching if we are assuming that the writers are free style writing and dont follow any sort of traditional writing patterns.
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
This can all be explained by the fact they want ALL fans to be happy, those who want them to be in a relationship and those who don't. "Why would they do that and then not put them in a relationship?" The same reason why your parents told you the Easter Bunny existed, because it's fun and made you happy; other parents had no bunny and just hid chocolates, because it's still fun and made their kids happy, so arguing about how the Easter Bunny could or could not be real because your parents just wanted you to have fun and be equally entertained is just silly.
User avatar #98 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
ima just leave it at we are both being confrontational and are trying to make the other person come to our side of reasoning. i doubt it would work but i respect your view on it and feel that it is a valid reasoning from your perspective.
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User avatar #91 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
i think it happened. cause if it didn't happen then the ending made absolutely no sense and was completely out of place with everything else in that episode. that or the creators were really into the joke.
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
Holding hands with deep friends makes no sense unless they want to fuck?
User avatar #93 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
no. i just dont understand why they would have the two of them just randomly go on vacation without telling anyone then just stare into each others eyes. if that doesnt imply something, then 1 off two things is happening. they are actually shitty writers. or they were fucking with the fandom while knowing that the ship existed and were purposely teasing them. i thought the ship was dumb and not real up until the last episode. frankly it felt kinda forced, almost as if they animated the last 2 minutes and just tacked it on instead of something else they were planning. if i watched nothing else except this one episode. i would assume that korra broke up with mako at one point since it is blatantly said, and that either korra and assami are dating or that they are sisters who look nothing alike and are just really really close for some reason. no one is forcing you to read this.
User avatar #95 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
Because they felt very attached to one another and understood by one another? They understood eachother's plights and worries and were always there to comfort eachother?

Do you think Frodo and Samwise wanted to fuck when the latter cried over his friends supposed death?

I know no one is forcing me to read that, but I would be as bad as the others who 'ship' the relationship if I just covered my ears and only accepted what I wanted to hear.

A third option is simply that they knew about the internet and wanted to please everybody by implying they COULD be in a relationship or they were just very deep friends.
#102 - parrotmaster (12/22/2014) [-]
Creator of the show himself linked an article showing it was canon.
User avatar #103 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
That's nice. Mind linking me to the article?
User avatar #96 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
you could be right about them knowing about the internet and putting the end in there implying that they could be in a relationship. but like doesnt that still mean that the writers were implying that they might be in a relationship, regardless of the reason as to why they did it?
In a fictional universe the lives, decisions and feelings of characters are dependent on the writers whims.
While i was pretty sure throughout most of the lord of the rings that samwise was gay for frodo. i still think the scene where sam is saving his life and crying over him almost dyeing is a different kind of situation. it is a scene where one persons life is ending. If korra was almost dyeing and assami was crying over it. i would not see that as a sign to ship.
what did make me ship them was bolin making a speech about love being a mysterious thing that cant be controlled. as this was being said korra and assami are directly center screen but i don't count that as evidence cause that can be seen as reaching. and during this speech verrick and zhou li are standing in 1 specific pose together while staring gentely into each others eyes. later at the end korra and assami are making the exact same faces while standing in the exact same pose. in writing you will normally try to make associations with your readers between a specific location/action/time with an emotion and when they want to try to bring out that emotion again they will bring up the imagery in some way shape or form of what they used previously, in this case its expressions and body positioning. once again this can be seen as reaching, but i only count it as reaching if we are assuming that the writers are free style writing and dont follow any sort of traditional writing patterns.
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
This can all be explained by the fact they want ALL fans to be happy, those who want them to be in a relationship and those who don't. "Why would they do that and then not put them in a relationship?" The same reason why your parents told you the Easter Bunny existed, because it's fun and made you happy; other parents had no bunny and just hid chocolates, because it's still fun and made their kids happy, so arguing about how the Easter Bunny could or could not be real because your parents just wanted you to have fun and be equally entertained is just silly.
User avatar #98 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
ima just leave it at we are both being confrontational and are trying to make the other person come to our side of reasoning. i doubt it would work but i respect your view on it and feel that it is a valid reasoning from your perspective.
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User avatar #74 - mrwalkerfour (12/22/2014) [-]
it seriously is a joke, it was an inside joke amongst fans like a "(sarcastic voice) haha yeah that's definitely gonna happen", "oh yeah haa best ship guys spread the word lol" then it became a whole joke of just turning any interaction between korra and asami proof of the ship, we all know its just a joke, but those not in the fandom don't get it and therefore think we are being serious, we really arent
#109 - parrotmaster (12/22/2014) [-]
There are plenty of people who don't think it's a joke.
Just because your circle of friends say it as a joke doesn't mean others say it with the same meaning aswell.
/co/ didn't want Korrasami to happen but they congratulated /u/ when it did.
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
You don't seem to understand, there are TONS of people legitimately angry it didn't happen, and are providing a bunch of 'evidence', personal opinion, and conjecture as to why it really did or should have. All in your fandom.
User avatar #91 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
i think it happened. cause if it didn't happen then the ending made absolutely no sense and was completely out of place with everything else in that episode. that or the creators were really into the joke.
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
Holding hands with deep friends makes no sense unless they want to fuck?
User avatar #93 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
no. i just dont understand why they would have the two of them just randomly go on vacation without telling anyone then just stare into each others eyes. if that doesnt imply something, then 1 off two things is happening. they are actually shitty writers. or they were fucking with the fandom while knowing that the ship existed and were purposely teasing them. i thought the ship was dumb and not real up until the last episode. frankly it felt kinda forced, almost as if they animated the last 2 minutes and just tacked it on instead of something else they were planning. if i watched nothing else except this one episode. i would assume that korra broke up with mako at one point since it is blatantly said, and that either korra and assami are dating or that they are sisters who look nothing alike and are just really really close for some reason. no one is forcing you to read this.
User avatar #95 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
Because they felt very attached to one another and understood by one another? They understood eachother's plights and worries and were always there to comfort eachother?

Do you think Frodo and Samwise wanted to fuck when the latter cried over his friends supposed death?

I know no one is forcing me to read that, but I would be as bad as the others who 'ship' the relationship if I just covered my ears and only accepted what I wanted to hear.

A third option is simply that they knew about the internet and wanted to please everybody by implying they COULD be in a relationship or they were just very deep friends.
#102 - parrotmaster (12/22/2014) [-]
Creator of the show himself linked an article showing it was canon.
User avatar #103 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
That's nice. Mind linking me to the article?
User avatar #96 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
you could be right about them knowing about the internet and putting the end in there implying that they could be in a relationship. but like doesnt that still mean that the writers were implying that they might be in a relationship, regardless of the reason as to why they did it?
In a fictional universe the lives, decisions and feelings of characters are dependent on the writers whims.
While i was pretty sure throughout most of the lord of the rings that samwise was gay for frodo. i still think the scene where sam is saving his life and crying over him almost dyeing is a different kind of situation. it is a scene where one persons life is ending. If korra was almost dyeing and assami was crying over it. i would not see that as a sign to ship.
what did make me ship them was bolin making a speech about love being a mysterious thing that cant be controlled. as this was being said korra and assami are directly center screen but i don't count that as evidence cause that can be seen as reaching. and during this speech verrick and zhou li are standing in 1 specific pose together while staring gentely into each others eyes. later at the end korra and assami are making the exact same faces while standing in the exact same pose. in writing you will normally try to make associations with your readers between a specific location/action/time with an emotion and when they want to try to bring out that emotion again they will bring up the imagery in some way shape or form of what they used previously, in this case its expressions and body positioning. once again this can be seen as reaching, but i only count it as reaching if we are assuming that the writers are free style writing and dont follow any sort of traditional writing patterns.
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
This can all be explained by the fact they want ALL fans to be happy, those who want them to be in a relationship and those who don't. "Why would they do that and then not put them in a relationship?" The same reason why your parents told you the Easter Bunny existed, because it's fun and made you happy; other parents had no bunny and just hid chocolates, because it's still fun and made their kids happy, so arguing about how the Easter Bunny could or could not be real because your parents just wanted you to have fun and be equally entertained is just silly.
User avatar #98 - megaton (12/22/2014) [-]
ima just leave it at we are both being confrontational and are trying to make the other person come to our side of reasoning. i doubt it would work but i respect your view on it and feel that it is a valid reasoning from your perspective.
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#36 - apurpleliger (12/22/2014) [-]
Can you not hate yourself for "not being strong enough" to get over your low self esteem or depression?
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
Probably, but only because it's circular logic. "I hate myself because I hate myself because I hate myself because I...". Besides, you probably won't meet many people like that to begin with; just go on ANY piece of content here and suggest "Maybe if you tried bettering yourself or your life, you wouldn't be so depressed" and see how thumbed down you get and how butt-blasted everyone around you becomes that you even suggested they could take life into their own hands. People don't want that.
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#34 - apurpleliger (12/22/2014) [-]
Okay, is low self-esteem a clinical disorder?
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
No, but low self-esteem isn't self-hatred, it's just a lack of confidence in your skills and a self-demeaning mindset. (I.E. People with low self-esteem do not think they're 'good', and may even think they're 'bad', but they do not hate themselves, they are only insecure about their present condition).
#36 - apurpleliger (12/22/2014) [-]
Can you not hate yourself for "not being strong enough" to get over your low self esteem or depression?
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2014) [-]
Probably, but only because it's circular logic. "I hate myself because I hate myself because I hate myself because I...". Besides, you probably won't meet many people like that to begin with; just go on ANY piece of content here and suggest "Maybe if you tried bettering yourself or your life, you wouldn't be so depressed" and see how thumbed down you get and how butt-blasted everyone around you becomes that you even suggested they could take life into their own hands. People don't want that.

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User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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