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#72 - What's the source for this? 08/12/2014 on Yep -4
#12 - The solution to this is obvious. Immortality. 08/11/2014 on Lingering Moments Before Death +2
#67 - No, hurt feelings. Only fun. 08/10/2014 on code words -1
#58 - Okay. 08/10/2014 on code words -1
#57 - Okay. 08/10/2014 on code words -1
#55 - Okay.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/10/2014 on code words -1
#65 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
holy shit you're really mad
sorry i hurt your feelings
i guess thats the problem with being a loser atheist white boy with no friends :/
you must be a very emotional person.
im logging out now
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
No, hurt feelings. Only fun.
#66 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
OH HEY THAT ROLL WAS AMAZING
User avatar #56 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
420 blaze it
lilwayneisthebestrapperever
whiteboyswag
#sweg
#420
#thuglife
#64 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#63 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#62 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#61 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#60 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#59 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#52 - I thought you weren't reading the comments.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2014 on code words -1
#54 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
i made an exception just for you baby
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#53 - runescapewasgood has deleted their comment.
#49 - You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/10/2014 on code words -1
#50 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
yes
what u gonna do bout it faggot
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
I thought you weren't reading the comments.
#54 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
i made an exception just for you baby
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#53 - runescapewasgood has deleted their comment.
User avatar #51 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
goddamn that roll tho
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#65 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
holy shit you're really mad
sorry i hurt your feelings
i guess thats the problem with being a loser atheist white boy with no friends :/
you must be a very emotional person.
im logging out now
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
No, hurt feelings. Only fun.
#66 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
OH HEY THAT ROLL WAS AMAZING
User avatar #56 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
420 blaze it
lilwayneisthebestrapperever
whiteboyswag
#sweg
#420
#thuglife
#64 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#63 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#62 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#61 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#60 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#59 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#47 - You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left…  [+] (20 new replies) 08/10/2014 on code words -1
User avatar #48 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
dear lord stop spamming my inbox
does this honestly matter to you that much? i'm not even reading your comments anymore holy shit
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.

If you're not even reading the comments, why are you continuing the conversation? Do you have a compulsive need to be the last word in order to salvage some type of victory?
#50 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
yes
what u gonna do bout it faggot
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
I thought you weren't reading the comments.
#54 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
i made an exception just for you baby
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#53 - runescapewasgood has deleted their comment.
User avatar #51 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
goddamn that roll tho
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#65 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
holy shit you're really mad
sorry i hurt your feelings
i guess thats the problem with being a loser atheist white boy with no friends :/
you must be a very emotional person.
im logging out now
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
No, hurt feelings. Only fun.
#66 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
OH HEY THAT ROLL WAS AMAZING
User avatar #56 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
420 blaze it
lilwayneisthebestrapperever
whiteboyswag
#sweg
#420
#thuglife
#64 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#63 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#62 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#61 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#60 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#59 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#45 - Yet it's you that keeps coming back, only to try to convince m…  [+] (22 new replies) 08/10/2014 on code words -1
User avatar #46 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
stop spamming my inbox
i really dont care if you've think you've won using failed mudslinging and no evidence
just pick up a book like holy fuck chill
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back. In any case, if neither of us care what the other thinks, why are we still here? You have nothing to gain but proving that you actually DO care about what I think.
User avatar #48 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
dear lord stop spamming my inbox
does this honestly matter to you that much? i'm not even reading your comments anymore holy shit
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.

If you're not even reading the comments, why are you continuing the conversation? Do you have a compulsive need to be the last word in order to salvage some type of victory?
#50 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
yes
what u gonna do bout it faggot
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
I thought you weren't reading the comments.
#54 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
i made an exception just for you baby
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#53 - runescapewasgood has deleted their comment.
User avatar #51 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
goddamn that roll tho
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#65 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
holy shit you're really mad
sorry i hurt your feelings
i guess thats the problem with being a loser atheist white boy with no friends :/
you must be a very emotional person.
im logging out now
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
No, hurt feelings. Only fun.
#66 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
OH HEY THAT ROLL WAS AMAZING
User avatar #56 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
420 blaze it
lilwayneisthebestrapperever
whiteboyswag
#sweg
#420
#thuglife
#64 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#63 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#62 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#61 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#60 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#59 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#43 - Aren't you just paraphrasing what I said to you? You strike me…  [+] (24 new replies) 08/10/2014 on code words -1
User avatar #44 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
answered all of it with sources and facts, unlike you (haha)
this is an internet argument.
calm down keyboard warrior
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Yet it's you that keeps coming back, only to try to convince me you won. Seriously, you don't have to listen to anything I say; you can believe whatever you like, it makes no difference. Just don't continue the replies unless you have something more to contribute.
User avatar #46 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
stop spamming my inbox
i really dont care if you've think you've won using failed mudslinging and no evidence
just pick up a book like holy fuck chill
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back. In any case, if neither of us care what the other thinks, why are we still here? You have nothing to gain but proving that you actually DO care about what I think.
User avatar #48 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
dear lord stop spamming my inbox
does this honestly matter to you that much? i'm not even reading your comments anymore holy shit
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.

If you're not even reading the comments, why are you continuing the conversation? Do you have a compulsive need to be the last word in order to salvage some type of victory?
#50 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
yes
what u gonna do bout it faggot
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
I thought you weren't reading the comments.
#54 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
i made an exception just for you baby
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#53 - runescapewasgood has deleted their comment.
User avatar #51 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
goddamn that roll tho
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#65 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
holy shit you're really mad
sorry i hurt your feelings
i guess thats the problem with being a loser atheist white boy with no friends :/
you must be a very emotional person.
im logging out now
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
No, hurt feelings. Only fun.
#66 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
OH HEY THAT ROLL WAS AMAZING
User avatar #56 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
420 blaze it
lilwayneisthebestrapperever
whiteboyswag
#sweg
#420
#thuglife
#64 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#63 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#62 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#61 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#60 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#59 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#2 - Time to move to Cambodia  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Foreign money +1
User avatar #15 - evilanakie (08/10/2014) [-]
why not holiday in Cambodia
#17 - listerthepessimist (08/10/2014) [-]
It comes highly recommended
#31 - For anyone wondering, Zyketor replied to my first comment sayi… 08/10/2014 on Check Your Privileges +6
#26 - You don't seem to be understanding what I'm saying, so I'll pu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Check Your Privileges +4
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
For anyone wondering, Zyketor replied to my first comment saying "So you mean gays aren't normal?", I mocked him and sarcastically wrote back that I didn't know being gay meant you identified as the opposite gender.

He came back with that "Trans" doesn't mean what I think it does, so again I mocked him, saying "I thought 'Not identifying as the gender you were born as' meant 'Not identifying as the gender you were born as'. My mistake".

He tried to define what Trans meant, I informed him I already knew what it meant, and he again replied to me basically saying I was an idiot and retarded and not worth talking to. He also responded to the gentleman below me, telling him he was an asshole for thumbing him down just because he disagreed.

TL; DR Zyketor got incredibly buttmad because he didn't know what Trans meant, misread the comments, and played it off as if he was better than everyone else.
#21 - Oh, see, cause I thought "Identify as the gender you were…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Check Your Privileges +5
#23 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
#28 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Anon to the rescue! Cisgendered people have the normal amount of hormones that correspond with their sex (their pee or vajayjay), transgender people have an abnormal amount of estrogen or testosterone that conflicts with their sex. It's not just because they WANT to be the other sex that makes them so, it's the conflict between what genitalia they were born with and the hormones they naturally produce.
And to clarify, I don't mean a teenage girl who's a little hairier or a dude that can't grow a stache. Hence why there is (usually) extensive testing done to evaluate whether or not one truly is transgender.
#68 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
it also has to do with a disorder called "gender identity disorder" and a lot of the testing they do as far as that goes is psychological. Just for a second perspective ^_^
#29 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
zyketor, you're a comment deletin' bitch!
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You don't seem to be understanding what I'm saying, so I'll put it in laymens terms so you might have a chance to grasp it.

1. I know identifying as something is not the same as being something.
2. I could be a man and identify as a potato, this means I am a man, but feel like a potato.
3. If I believed this, I would not be normal, and would probably need drastic psychiatric help, kinda like most Trans people do.
4. My first reply to you was in sarcasm; just because you're gay does not mean you're Trans, as a gay person can still identify as the gender they were born as.
5. The first part of my reply to you was ALSO sarcasm, because I was mocking you. I know very well what Trans means.
6. Thumbs are there to show approval or disapproval for certain things, thumbing you down because he doesn't like what you're saying is the whole reason they were made.

It's a very special form of irony that you call other people retarded and stupid when you cannot even grasp the most simple of concepts. I completely agree, there really is no use in talking to you.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
For anyone wondering, Zyketor replied to my first comment saying "So you mean gays aren't normal?", I mocked him and sarcastically wrote back that I didn't know being gay meant you identified as the opposite gender.

He came back with that "Trans" doesn't mean what I think it does, so again I mocked him, saying "I thought 'Not identifying as the gender you were born as' meant 'Not identifying as the gender you were born as'. My mistake".

He tried to define what Trans meant, I informed him I already knew what it meant, and he again replied to me basically saying I was an idiot and retarded and not worth talking to. He also responded to the gentleman below me, telling him he was an asshole for thumbing him down just because he disagreed.

TL; DR Zyketor got incredibly buttmad because he didn't know what Trans meant, misread the comments, and played it off as if he was better than everyone else.
#24 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - danmanjonesnz (08/10/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down because I wasn't near my keyboard at the time & your comments are fucking retarded. You don't even know what "identify as" means you dumb cunt.
#27 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
#19 - "It means you identify as the gender you're born as"…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Check Your Privileges +10
#20 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Oh, see, cause I thought "Identify as the gender you were born as" meant "Identify as the gender you were born as". I wasn't aware that I was incorrect in this thought, please excuse me.

In any case, Cisgendered just means you have male sex organs and identify as a male, Transgendered means you have male organs and identify as a female, so on, so fourth.

I have seen it, and I understand what it means; as I just defined.
#23 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
#28 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Anon to the rescue! Cisgendered people have the normal amount of hormones that correspond with their sex (their pee or vajayjay), transgender people have an abnormal amount of estrogen or testosterone that conflicts with their sex. It's not just because they WANT to be the other sex that makes them so, it's the conflict between what genitalia they were born with and the hormones they naturally produce.
And to clarify, I don't mean a teenage girl who's a little hairier or a dude that can't grow a stache. Hence why there is (usually) extensive testing done to evaluate whether or not one truly is transgender.
#68 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
it also has to do with a disorder called "gender identity disorder" and a lot of the testing they do as far as that goes is psychological. Just for a second perspective ^_^
#29 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
zyketor, you're a comment deletin' bitch!
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You don't seem to be understanding what I'm saying, so I'll put it in laymens terms so you might have a chance to grasp it.

1. I know identifying as something is not the same as being something.
2. I could be a man and identify as a potato, this means I am a man, but feel like a potato.
3. If I believed this, I would not be normal, and would probably need drastic psychiatric help, kinda like most Trans people do.
4. My first reply to you was in sarcasm; just because you're gay does not mean you're Trans, as a gay person can still identify as the gender they were born as.
5. The first part of my reply to you was ALSO sarcasm, because I was mocking you. I know very well what Trans means.
6. Thumbs are there to show approval or disapproval for certain things, thumbing you down because he doesn't like what you're saying is the whole reason they were made.

It's a very special form of irony that you call other people retarded and stupid when you cannot even grasp the most simple of concepts. I completely agree, there really is no use in talking to you.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
For anyone wondering, Zyketor replied to my first comment saying "So you mean gays aren't normal?", I mocked him and sarcastically wrote back that I didn't know being gay meant you identified as the opposite gender.

He came back with that "Trans" doesn't mean what I think it does, so again I mocked him, saying "I thought 'Not identifying as the gender you were born as' meant 'Not identifying as the gender you were born as'. My mistake".

He tried to define what Trans meant, I informed him I already knew what it meant, and he again replied to me basically saying I was an idiot and retarded and not worth talking to. He also responded to the gentleman below me, telling him he was an asshole for thumbing him down just because he disagreed.

TL; DR Zyketor got incredibly buttmad because he didn't know what Trans meant, misread the comments, and played it off as if he was better than everyone else.
#24 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - danmanjonesnz (08/10/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down because I wasn't near my keyboard at the time & your comments are fucking retarded. You don't even know what "identify as" means you dumb cunt.
#27 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
#10 - So, you're normal.  [+] (13 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Check Your Privileges +35
#18 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
"It means you identify as the gender you're born as"
I was completely unaware that being gay makes you an opposite gender

(In any case, no, being gay is not 'normal'. Doesn't make it 'bad' though)
#20 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Oh, see, cause I thought "Identify as the gender you were born as" meant "Identify as the gender you were born as". I wasn't aware that I was incorrect in this thought, please excuse me.

In any case, Cisgendered just means you have male sex organs and identify as a male, Transgendered means you have male organs and identify as a female, so on, so fourth.

I have seen it, and I understand what it means; as I just defined.
#23 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
#28 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Anon to the rescue! Cisgendered people have the normal amount of hormones that correspond with their sex (their pee or vajayjay), transgender people have an abnormal amount of estrogen or testosterone that conflicts with their sex. It's not just because they WANT to be the other sex that makes them so, it's the conflict between what genitalia they were born with and the hormones they naturally produce.
And to clarify, I don't mean a teenage girl who's a little hairier or a dude that can't grow a stache. Hence why there is (usually) extensive testing done to evaluate whether or not one truly is transgender.
#68 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
it also has to do with a disorder called "gender identity disorder" and a lot of the testing they do as far as that goes is psychological. Just for a second perspective ^_^
#29 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
zyketor, you're a comment deletin' bitch!
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You don't seem to be understanding what I'm saying, so I'll put it in laymens terms so you might have a chance to grasp it.

1. I know identifying as something is not the same as being something.
2. I could be a man and identify as a potato, this means I am a man, but feel like a potato.
3. If I believed this, I would not be normal, and would probably need drastic psychiatric help, kinda like most Trans people do.
4. My first reply to you was in sarcasm; just because you're gay does not mean you're Trans, as a gay person can still identify as the gender they were born as.
5. The first part of my reply to you was ALSO sarcasm, because I was mocking you. I know very well what Trans means.
6. Thumbs are there to show approval or disapproval for certain things, thumbing you down because he doesn't like what you're saying is the whole reason they were made.

It's a very special form of irony that you call other people retarded and stupid when you cannot even grasp the most simple of concepts. I completely agree, there really is no use in talking to you.
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
For anyone wondering, Zyketor replied to my first comment saying "So you mean gays aren't normal?", I mocked him and sarcastically wrote back that I didn't know being gay meant you identified as the opposite gender.

He came back with that "Trans" doesn't mean what I think it does, so again I mocked him, saying "I thought 'Not identifying as the gender you were born as' meant 'Not identifying as the gender you were born as'. My mistake".

He tried to define what Trans meant, I informed him I already knew what it meant, and he again replied to me basically saying I was an idiot and retarded and not worth talking to. He also responded to the gentleman below me, telling him he was an asshole for thumbing him down just because he disagreed.

TL; DR Zyketor got incredibly buttmad because he didn't know what Trans meant, misread the comments, and played it off as if he was better than everyone else.
#24 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - danmanjonesnz (08/10/2014) [-]
I thumbed you down because I wasn't near my keyboard at the time & your comments are fucking retarded. You don't even know what "identify as" means you dumb cunt.
#27 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
#19 - You can stop lying, nobody believes you. 08/10/2014 on poor guy +3
#13 - Got any English? 08/10/2014 on das kawaii mane 0
#41 - What a wonderful way to avoid an argument you know you lost. I…  [+] (26 new replies) 08/09/2014 on code words -1
#42 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
don't try to salvage the argument you know you've lost. also, i implore you to take a history course
i've provided sources and facts meanwhile you have said "oh no its worse"
compelling argument tho #blocked
gg
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Aren't you just paraphrasing what I said to you? You strike me as a man who is not nearly so smart as he wants to be. In any case, I have proved you wrong on many accounts, including the number of free slaves, the Whites disbanding slavery first, your famed empires being nothing (and colonization to be just business), and to top it all off you even skimped out of the argument while not even reading my retorts.

Oh my yes, I'm absolutely sure you've 'won'.
User avatar #44 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
answered all of it with sources and facts, unlike you (haha)
this is an internet argument.
calm down keyboard warrior
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Yet it's you that keeps coming back, only to try to convince me you won. Seriously, you don't have to listen to anything I say; you can believe whatever you like, it makes no difference. Just don't continue the replies unless you have something more to contribute.
User avatar #46 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
stop spamming my inbox
i really dont care if you've think you've won using failed mudslinging and no evidence
just pick up a book like holy fuck chill
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back. In any case, if neither of us care what the other thinks, why are we still here? You have nothing to gain but proving that you actually DO care about what I think.
User avatar #48 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
dear lord stop spamming my inbox
does this honestly matter to you that much? i'm not even reading your comments anymore holy shit
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.

If you're not even reading the comments, why are you continuing the conversation? Do you have a compulsive need to be the last word in order to salvage some type of victory?
#50 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
yes
what u gonna do bout it faggot
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
I thought you weren't reading the comments.
#54 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
i made an exception just for you baby
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#53 - runescapewasgood has deleted their comment.
User avatar #51 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
goddamn that roll tho
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#65 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
holy shit you're really mad
sorry i hurt your feelings
i guess thats the problem with being a loser atheist white boy with no friends :/
you must be a very emotional person.
im logging out now
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
No, hurt feelings. Only fun.
#66 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
OH HEY THAT ROLL WAS AMAZING
User avatar #56 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
420 blaze it
lilwayneisthebestrapperever
whiteboyswag
#sweg
#420
#thuglife
#64 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#63 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#62 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#61 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#60 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#59 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
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User avatar #40 - runescapewasgood (08/09/2014) [-]
last thing and this is only because i saw it in my inbox -
i'm not black. just well-educated.
all of you hicks can thumb me down all you want, but your rigid opinions won't carry you through the real world
your comment was tl; dr
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (08/09/2014) [-]
What a wonderful way to avoid an argument you know you lost. It's okay, the important thing is that you don't feel as if you're inferior.
#42 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
don't try to salvage the argument you know you've lost. also, i implore you to take a history course
i've provided sources and facts meanwhile you have said "oh no its worse"
compelling argument tho #blocked
gg
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Aren't you just paraphrasing what I said to you? You strike me as a man who is not nearly so smart as he wants to be. In any case, I have proved you wrong on many accounts, including the number of free slaves, the Whites disbanding slavery first, your famed empires being nothing (and colonization to be just business), and to top it all off you even skimped out of the argument while not even reading my retorts.

Oh my yes, I'm absolutely sure you've 'won'.
User avatar #44 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
answered all of it with sources and facts, unlike you (haha)
this is an internet argument.
calm down keyboard warrior
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Yet it's you that keeps coming back, only to try to convince me you won. Seriously, you don't have to listen to anything I say; you can believe whatever you like, it makes no difference. Just don't continue the replies unless you have something more to contribute.
User avatar #46 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
stop spamming my inbox
i really dont care if you've think you've won using failed mudslinging and no evidence
just pick up a book like holy fuck chill
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back. In any case, if neither of us care what the other thinks, why are we still here? You have nothing to gain but proving that you actually DO care about what I think.
User avatar #48 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
dear lord stop spamming my inbox
does this honestly matter to you that much? i'm not even reading your comments anymore holy shit
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.

If you're not even reading the comments, why are you continuing the conversation? Do you have a compulsive need to be the last word in order to salvage some type of victory?
#50 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
yes
what u gonna do bout it faggot
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
I thought you weren't reading the comments.
#54 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled image**
i made an exception just for you baby
User avatar #57 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#53 - runescapewasgood has deleted their comment.
User avatar #51 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
goddamn that roll tho
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#65 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
holy shit you're really mad
sorry i hurt your feelings
i guess thats the problem with being a loser atheist white boy with no friends :/
you must be a very emotional person.
im logging out now
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
No, hurt feelings. Only fun.
#66 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
OH HEY THAT ROLL WAS AMAZING
User avatar #56 - runescapewasgood (08/10/2014) [-]
420 blaze it
lilwayneisthebestrapperever
whiteboyswag
#sweg
#420
#thuglife
#64 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#63 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#62 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#61 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#60 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
#59 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
You were the one who chose to continue after you abruptly left; it's your own fault you came back.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay.

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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