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|#21 - But it all really depends on what you consider makes a person … [+] (1 new reply)||08/21/2014 on "Victor had to tuck me...||0|
#23 - butakun (08/21/2014) [-]
thechosentroll clarified that he was wondering why the creators made him a villain, but you make some interesting points.
My response to you is that it doesn't matter if Doom sees himself as a hero; if his actions are sufficiently villainous, he's a villain. If his actions are mostly heroic, he's a hero. But he doesn't have to be limited to either in order to be classified as one or the other.
Though to be honest, I think this thread is developing a case for classifying Doom as an antihero rather than a villain.
|#9 - "So I have this black friend, right? Haha, jk!" … [+] (1 new reply)||08/21/2014 on Wacky Black jokes 4 kids||-1|
#13 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
"So I have this black friend, right? Haha, jk!"
"Damn, that was racist! This man doesn't want black friends, so let's educate him on why he does with our fists!"
|#7 - I knew a drug dealer once. He wore a portable heart m…||08/21/2014 on I bet he has smashing prices.||+1|
|#278 - This is the best thing I've seen in my life.||08/21/2014 on Site updates||0|
|#9 - Someone with more skill than myself should take a picture of h…||08/21/2014 on Smells like ass||0|
|#32 - Booty had me like ^||08/20/2014 on Opening scene of a porn||+2|
|#29 - You're a saint [+] (1 new reply)||08/20/2014 on Biscuit about to drop the...||0|
|#27 - I want to ask for source, but if I did I'd feel ashamed of myself. [+] (9 new replies)||08/20/2014 on Biscuit about to drop the...||0|
#91 - alexandrz (08/21/2014) [-]
More, you say?
T.F.P makes a lot of good shit, 'specially if you're into ahegao.
(Skippin' spoiler links, if you don't like pron (lol) then don't click these.)
(Not translated yet: www.fakku.net/doujinshi/kiss-love-kiss-japanese
|#90 - Sorry, I meant 'hold', as in, have a bunch of games on their a…||08/20/2014 on A Story of Ascension||0|
|#48 - Ya no. I don't wanna spend up to a thousand dollars on a compu… [+] (2 new replies)||08/20/2014 on A Story of Ascension||0|
|#56 - I'm absolutely certain you could get all these people to segre…||08/20/2014 on Racism||+1|
|#30 - Funnyjunk will become the new bastion of truth!! [+] (1 new reply)||08/19/2014 on Not even /b/ talks about this||+6|
|#27 - If you're really going to start your own journalism thing, be … [+] (8 new replies)||08/19/2014 on Not even /b/ talks about this||+8|
#148 - serapharbiter (08/20/2014) [-]
Not just yet, I haven't even established a website
Or a name for the matter... but since everybody seems to favor this, I might just go ahead and do it.
Might be awhile though since I have little website creation experience, but I know what it takes and who to get help from, especially from FJ as captainfuckitall said.
If this manages to take off, Ill be sure to come back to you and carefree and Ill inform FJ.
|#11 - That's very true! We also know that the black kid was an aggre…||08/19/2014 on People these days||+19|
|#5 - He's not exactly wrong though. It's not the friend's fault if …||08/19/2014 on Loius C.K. is my hero||+4|
|#38 - Wouldn't the REAL global average be even smaller though? Consi…||08/19/2014 on Poor admin||0|
|#154 - I'm pretty sure they all say their own name, actually. "G… [+] (4 new replies)||08/18/2014 on D'aww||0|
#168 - alexanderh (08/19/2014) [-]
From the comics I've read so far, his people all say "I am groot" or "groot", not their own name. He was given the name "groot" because that's all he says, but he was given that name by rocket, not his own people. If you can find a comic that gives a different explanation, I'd love to read it.
|#14 - You really don't seem to understand what anyone is saying, do … [+] (19 new replies)||08/18/2014 on Alpha stage||+15|
#40 - antiponiesuser (08/18/2014) [-]
Y bcuz thta wouldnt be rude. Or not giving him her number at all.
whatever man, FJ is full of retarded hypocrites who call anyone betafag one moment, and poor friendzoned guy the other.
I knew many girls in highschool who talked with the weirdo out of pity, and then they started ignoring him when he got overly-attached.
but ofc FJ is full of mega wise people and mature who know absolutely everything.
#53 - choobe (08/18/2014) [-]
I see what is happening here... you have just read/watched a video about how the friend zone doesn't exist, and how people on "equal" level searched out each other, and how the beta guy doesn't have a chance with the hot girl, because she wants to be with hot boys, and you're eager to act superior. So eager that you latch on to a subject matter that has just a tiny bit of relevance, and try to disregard it according to your newfound discovery, regardless of if that makes sense or not. That's it isn't it?
#58 - choobe (08/18/2014) [-]
I do know what natural selection is. You really just want to act superior don't you?
And it is a bitch move to give a fake number, it will still make you seem like a douche, but you will seem like a coward too, who can't reject someone to their face. And when she realizes that she actually gave the him her actual number, she should just rejected him nicely ("I changed my mind" etc), instead of being a bitch about it.
And no-one has actually said she should have gotten with him, so just put your "GOOD GENES LIKE GOOD GENES LOL" arguments away, it's not about that. It's about that she is a cunt for rejecting him like that.
#60 - antiponiesuser (08/18/2014) [-]
doesnt matter anyhow you will never see him again.
YOU JUDGE YOURSELF FOR YOUR INTENTIONS
YOU JUDGE OTHERS FOR THEIR ACTS
there. have it put nicely. Dude i am not backing down because im rigther than the dude who invented 1+1=2.
the gurl can do as she pleases. You can call her a bitch and whatever, and she probably IS one, but in the end still didnt bang her. The conclussion is the only thing that matters. Fin. Get over the damn bitch already
#68 - antiponiesuser (08/18/2014) [-]
well you can call her a cunt, but that doesnt mean she wasnt in her right to spit him in the face.
ok exagerating over, look, because of the genes lotery, many people have hard life, myself included (somewhat) , and even if I am a white cis privileged scum, ive had some pretty huge problems because of my genes or condition ( being born in foreign country, having to move to spain, had to tolerate racism and shit, lost job opportunities because of this and many other bad things )
and dont even gete me started on the poor kids who are born in north korea or africa or god knows where. They had bad luck with the genes pool and the condition of their birth.
So if this faggit starts crying bcuz some bitch prefered the typical jacked bro, imma gonna call him faggot for sure.
Its not so bad or horrible if a girl acts all bitchy on you, specially considerng the rest of the world.
But once again, this is Funnyjunk, where moralfags like myself are destined to die in red thumbs, and be called ''trolls'', while 7/11 was funny and 4chan cruelties more so and a long etc.
have a nice day/night, i know neither of us will change their mind, so its pointless to keep this discussion.
#70 - choobe (08/18/2014) [-]
"Telling someone they can't be sad because someone has it worse, is like telling someone they can't be happy because someone has it better" - Some random quote I found on the Internet once.
And he's (probably) in a First World Country, of course all his problems will be First World Problems.
#71 - antiponiesuser (08/18/2014) [-]
well thats a pretty god damn good argument.
but still, of failures in my life, ive had some with girls too, so I cant take this dude seriously. Its just not possible for me. I mean, of all the wide range of things that can go good or bad, this is one of the most common failures, so its not such a big fuss.
#41 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
Yes bcuz that werido was you.
Then when you started to get ignored you thought that all the girls are the same, and this is normal to happen.
It isnt. Most girls are pretty nice and they can politely tell you ''No''.
But of course you don't understand any of this bcuz you are the weirdo.
|#47 - Honestly? That's an incredibly stupid thing to say. The ONLY t…||08/17/2014 on Ill have what shes having.||0|
|#23 - "Hey, come out, Dinner's ready!" "Awesome m… [+] (2 new replies)||08/17/2014 on Accurate||+46|
|#11 - RattleRattleRattleRattle||08/16/2014 on Spooky Skeleton||0|
|#122 - I honestly don't understand what everyone is complaining about…||08/16/2014 on Anyone still getting malware?||0|
|#3 - Except that's not a picture of Hanako of the Toilet, it's Tek-… [+] (1 new reply)||08/16/2014 on The reason they get good...||+9|
|#11 - No, who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third.… [+] (1 new reply)||08/15/2014 on Will of the D.||0|
|#9 - No, no, no, What's on second. Who's on first. [+] (3 new replies)||08/15/2014 on Will of the D.||0|