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#52 - If your definition of an ego is a superiority complex than I t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Well this explains something 0
User avatar #137 - ninjagaiden (10/28/2014) [-]
If you've ever once made fun of someone... Ever once been watching a TV show and completely disagree with the premise? I know you're human bro and I know you have an EGO it's part of all our psyche.

Somewhere, deep within, we all have believed we are superior to someone or something in our lives.
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2014) [-]
You're only proving my point. You really don't seem to understand what an Ego is, or how it's any different from a Superiority Complex. Here, let me paint it out for you:

An Ego, contrary to popular belief, isn't just having pride in what you do, but is also akin to individuality and sense-of-self. Even the word Ego means "I" in some silly language, and the philosophy behind it is more about how your consciousness is its own separate thing from the world around it. So on these lines we can say that Ego is not saying you do something better than everyone else, but just "Recognizing that you DO" at all.

A superiority complex, while not exactly opposite of that, is more about how you yourself are better than everyone else. People with superiority complexes are often ill-tempered and sore losers, blaming everyone and everything but themselves for any loss they sustain and lording their victory over anyone else whenever it comes.

Believing you're better than someone is neither an ego nor superiority complex. It's just observation. Having a sense of self is Ego, and believing you're better than EVERYONE is a superiority complex.
#45 - It was the exclamation mark, wasn't it.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Well this explains something 0
User avatar #48 - ninjagaiden (10/27/2014) [-]
I've also never had to work hard at anything to improve myself.
User avatar #47 - ninjagaiden (10/27/2014) [-]
No, it was the superiority complex. Everyone has one of those you fucktard, it's called an EGO.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (10/27/2014) [-]
If your definition of an ego is a superiority complex than I think you have more important things on your hand than calling me a fucktard, buddy. It's not very emotionally healthy.
User avatar #137 - ninjagaiden (10/28/2014) [-]
If you've ever once made fun of someone... Ever once been watching a TV show and completely disagree with the premise? I know you're human bro and I know you have an EGO it's part of all our psyche.

Somewhere, deep within, we all have believed we are superior to someone or something in our lives.
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2014) [-]
You're only proving my point. You really don't seem to understand what an Ego is, or how it's any different from a Superiority Complex. Here, let me paint it out for you:

An Ego, contrary to popular belief, isn't just having pride in what you do, but is also akin to individuality and sense-of-self. Even the word Ego means "I" in some silly language, and the philosophy behind it is more about how your consciousness is its own separate thing from the world around it. So on these lines we can say that Ego is not saying you do something better than everyone else, but just "Recognizing that you DO" at all.

A superiority complex, while not exactly opposite of that, is more about how you yourself are better than everyone else. People with superiority complexes are often ill-tempered and sore losers, blaming everyone and everything but themselves for any loss they sustain and lording their victory over anyone else whenever it comes.

Believing you're better than someone is neither an ego nor superiority complex. It's just observation. Having a sense of self is Ego, and believing you're better than EVERYONE is a superiority complex.
#32 - "I embrace my **** handwriting" of cour…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Well this explains something -1
User avatar #44 - ninjagaiden (10/27/2014) [-]
The rage of the inept is strong with this one.
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (10/27/2014) [-]
It was the exclamation mark, wasn't it.
User avatar #48 - ninjagaiden (10/27/2014) [-]
I've also never had to work hard at anything to improve myself.
User avatar #47 - ninjagaiden (10/27/2014) [-]
No, it was the superiority complex. Everyone has one of those you fucktard, it's called an EGO.
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (10/27/2014) [-]
If your definition of an ego is a superiority complex than I think you have more important things on your hand than calling me a fucktard, buddy. It's not very emotionally healthy.
User avatar #137 - ninjagaiden (10/28/2014) [-]
If you've ever once made fun of someone... Ever once been watching a TV show and completely disagree with the premise? I know you're human bro and I know you have an EGO it's part of all our psyche.

Somewhere, deep within, we all have believed we are superior to someone or something in our lives.
User avatar #138 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2014) [-]
You're only proving my point. You really don't seem to understand what an Ego is, or how it's any different from a Superiority Complex. Here, let me paint it out for you:

An Ego, contrary to popular belief, isn't just having pride in what you do, but is also akin to individuality and sense-of-self. Even the word Ego means "I" in some silly language, and the philosophy behind it is more about how your consciousness is its own separate thing from the world around it. So on these lines we can say that Ego is not saying you do something better than everyone else, but just "Recognizing that you DO" at all.

A superiority complex, while not exactly opposite of that, is more about how you yourself are better than everyone else. People with superiority complexes are often ill-tempered and sore losers, blaming everyone and everything but themselves for any loss they sustain and lording their victory over anyone else whenever it comes.

Believing you're better than someone is neither an ego nor superiority complex. It's just observation. Having a sense of self is Ego, and believing you're better than EVERYONE is a superiority complex.
#38 - "Has some bad days", seriously? He has a bad LIFE. 10/27/2014 on Even Vader has a bad day 0
#24 - You'll be back... They all come back... 10/27/2014 on Pulling the plug +4
#30 - You are honestly my favourite person on Funnyjunk. 10/27/2014 on You have been enriched +1
#19 - Social Justice Warriors. All animals are created equa… 10/27/2014 on Kay. +7
#83 - I DO know it all, isn't it great? 10/27/2014 on Dodge and get rekt bitch 0
#95 - *Steadily rising to the point of turning INTO slums*…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Sweden YES 0
#97 - gabemczombie (10/27/2014) [-]
Sadly, most of this is true. But some of it feels a bit overdone. You won't get cast away from your family, job and home if you express racist thoughts. Otherwise we wouldn't have Sverige demokraterna A xenophobic party .
#90 - I'm not sure, but that's just what I heard. Because the things…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Sweden YES 0
User avatar #91 - gabemczombie (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't know if you live in sweden, but i do.
And i can personally say that a slum is non existent in my city atleast. While yes, there are poorer parts. There's nothing close to a slum
User avatar #95 - captainfuckitall (10/27/2014) [-]
www.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/2014/April/Soviet-Sweden-Model-Nation-Sliding-to-Third-World/

*Steadily rising to the point of turning INTO slums*, my mistake. Your country is not so shitty yet, but it's getting there.
#97 - gabemczombie (10/27/2014) [-]
Sadly, most of this is true. But some of it feels a bit overdone. You won't get cast away from your family, job and home if you express racist thoughts. Otherwise we wouldn't have Sverige demokraterna A xenophobic party .
#48 - Never in my life have I pressed "Hide All" as much a…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Oh Snap! +3
#52 - rollfourexplain (10/27/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 9,969**

You're a blue color, make a front page post about all these nonsense themed alts! The new copycats are so bad they can't even hold water to the originals.
User avatar #83 - mrsixinch (10/27/2014) [-]
You were so close to quads...
#76 - For those of you wondering, he didn't even hit that hard; it w…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Dodge and get rekt bitch +4
#79 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
nobody is wondering you know-it-all piece of shit
User avatar #83 - captainfuckitall (10/27/2014) [-]
I DO know it all, isn't it great?
#84 - Isn't Sweden slowly becoming a third world country by UN standards?  [+] (10 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Sweden YES 0
#134 - niggernazi (10/27/2014) [-]
Yup, sweden will become the brazilia of the north. I blame ignorant hippies and lazy socialdemocrats
User avatar #88 - gabemczombie (10/27/2014) [-]
God no.
What's the requirments?
User avatar #145 - delio (10/27/2014) [-]
The requirements are currently
>crime rate per set ratio
>health care
>standard of living
>job prospects
>freedoms

As it stands, Swedish quality of life has fallen greatly thanks to the slums of niggers everywhere, the crime is so rampant that a somalian woman actually went back to somalia "because it is safer" and the jobs are non-existant like much of the developed world currently.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoiCYwoJKrE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RaKpf4Mhg4

Its not just Sweden either mate. Every country that has uncontrolled immigration or "multiculturalism" is rapidly falling into 2nd world and 3rd world status.
User avatar #190 - gabemczombie (10/27/2014) [-]
Well allow people to wander into your country without the funds, resources or jobs to provide for them... Then the crime will rise.
Never in my life have i seen a "slum" in sweden
User avatar #301 - delio (10/27/2014) [-]
Thats the point of controlled immigration. You cant bring in someone from the third world who has no skills then expect them to integrate into the first world. I personally havent been to Sweden but based on all the evidence provided, it is a very real issue much like Detroit is in the US.
User avatar #304 - gabemczombie (10/28/2014) [-]
Pizzerias, kebab stands and such have sprung up. A lot of immigrants work there. Also as taxi drivers. My friend's mom works in a morgue and she's from Iran.

I can imagine that it exists, but i haven't seen it.
Minus the beggars from Romania
User avatar #90 - captainfuckitall (10/27/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, but that's just what I heard. Because the things like illiteracy rate, crime, and mortality rates are all steadily rising to the point where massive sections of cities are turning into slums.

Wanna guess what the current leaders' solution to this problem is?

More immigrants.
User avatar #91 - gabemczombie (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't know if you live in sweden, but i do.
And i can personally say that a slum is non existent in my city atleast. While yes, there are poorer parts. There's nothing close to a slum
User avatar #95 - captainfuckitall (10/27/2014) [-]
www.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/2014/April/Soviet-Sweden-Model-Nation-Sliding-to-Third-World/

*Steadily rising to the point of turning INTO slums*, my mistake. Your country is not so shitty yet, but it's getting there.
#97 - gabemczombie (10/27/2014) [-]
Sadly, most of this is true. But some of it feels a bit overdone. You won't get cast away from your family, job and home if you express racist thoughts. Otherwise we wouldn't have Sverige demokraterna A xenophobic party .
#25 - Speak for yourself, mortal; I plan to live forever.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Thank mr skeltal 0
#44 - funnaycraptwo (10/26/2014) [-]
#19 - I don't think you understand what I was saying. I wasn't disag…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Jesse Owens wins gold in... 0
User avatar #28 - thefates (10/26/2014) [-]
Ah, you should have been a bit more clear about that.
#39 - thefates (10/27/2014) [-]
Wow gmechanic. You're a little bitch. You thumbed down both sides of a discussion.
#8 - What?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Jesse Owens wins gold in... 0
User avatar #10 - thefates (10/26/2014) [-]
That fact wouldn't be a myth just because of the circumstances that caused it.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (10/26/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand what I was saying. I wasn't disagreeing with the fellow, I was affirming what he was saying and adding onto it; the "Myth" was just that Hitler was really upset about the loss when he wasn't.
User avatar #28 - thefates (10/26/2014) [-]
Ah, you should have been a bit more clear about that.
#39 - thefates (10/27/2014) [-]
Wow gmechanic. You're a little bitch. You thumbed down both sides of a discussion.
#5 - Mhmm. I think that myth just stemmed from the fact Hitler left…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Jesse Owens wins gold in... 0
User avatar #6 - thefates (10/26/2014) [-]
>Myth
>Said the same thing in a slightly different fashion.

That would be an over-exaggeration.
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (10/26/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #10 - thefates (10/26/2014) [-]
That fact wouldn't be a myth just because of the circumstances that caused it.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (10/26/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand what I was saying. I wasn't disagreeing with the fellow, I was affirming what he was saying and adding onto it; the "Myth" was just that Hitler was really upset about the loss when he wasn't.
User avatar #28 - thefates (10/26/2014) [-]
Ah, you should have been a bit more clear about that.
#39 - thefates (10/27/2014) [-]
Wow gmechanic. You're a little bitch. You thumbed down both sides of a discussion.
#3 - Hey, he's a loving father, he has his priorities straight. 10/26/2014 on Video Game Logic -1
#22 - I get most of my news from Funnyjunk, I HAVE to come here.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Seriously 0
User avatar #23 - penusflytrap (10/26/2014) [-]
Same.
#61 - I'd rather lose as myself than win as another person. As stupi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Ron's a Feminist +1
#62 - youregaylol (10/26/2014) [-]
#161 - 1. How is society racist? 2. What kind of evidence do you … 10/26/2014 on fookin rekt m8 0
#59 - Well I do find rape jokes funny, and violent jokes, when there…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Ron's a Feminist 0
#60 - youregaylol (10/26/2014) [-]
You don't get it, it's not about what you personally think, it's about winning the argument

If your opponent fucks up exploit it
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (10/26/2014) [-]
I'd rather lose as myself than win as another person. As stupid as those ideals might seem to you
#62 - youregaylol (10/26/2014) [-]
#58 - But it's not funny. How IS it funny? 10/26/2014 on Ron's a Feminist 0
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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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