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#511 - haha, fuck it, i don't need sleep anyways :D 10/16/2011 on creepy pics +1
#236 - i was so excited because i thought i was gonna see the whole m… 10/16/2011 on El Dubsado +7
#570 - of course it is, but the majority of America is christian, whi…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2011 on Parenting done right 0
User avatar #582 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
You have a point. I am a Christian, i am anti-gay, but not by what you may think. I think it is wrong, but they DO NOT need to be treated this way. They do not deserve this. They are human beings themselves and deserve to be treated like one. I don't care if you are gay, if you want to defend this country, you can serve in our military and lay down your life like a straight person
User avatar #589 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
haha, i don't know if i approve or disprove of that, but in any case you are a friend of mine :P
User avatar #596 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
lol thanks.
User avatar #586 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
Me saying i believe that is going to piss someone off. I just know it lol
#565 - same reason i got thumb ed down i suppose. here, i'll thumb … 10/16/2011 on Parenting done right +3
#563 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 10/16/2011 on Parenting done right +1
User avatar #566 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
i thumbed you up too. And you do have a point. There is a chance that it might be reinstate it, but it is a dumb idea
User avatar #570 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
of course it is, but the majority of America is christian, which heavily affects the choices they make (despite the fact that almost none of them have read the bible)
User avatar #582 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
You have a point. I am a Christian, i am anti-gay, but not by what you may think. I think it is wrong, but they DO NOT need to be treated this way. They do not deserve this. They are human beings themselves and deserve to be treated like one. I don't care if you are gay, if you want to defend this country, you can serve in our military and lay down your life like a straight person
User avatar #589 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
haha, i don't know if i approve or disprove of that, but in any case you are a friend of mine :P
User avatar #596 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
lol thanks.
User avatar #586 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
Me saying i believe that is going to piss someone off. I just know it lol
#554 - pretty damn much. i mean, i'm sorry to those here who are amer… 10/16/2011 on Parenting done right +3
#545 - not with Obama, but over 3/4 of the candidates for election sa…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/16/2011 on Parenting done right -2
User avatar #561 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
idk why i am thumbed down, i wasn't mad. Oh well. Anyways, i meant that they god rid of don't ask, don't tell law
User avatar #565 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
same reason i got thumbed down i suppose. here, i'll thumb you up. anyways, once again, Obama did get rid of that law, but once his term ends, chances are the new president WILL reinstate it
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User avatar #566 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
i thumbed you up too. And you do have a point. There is a chance that it might be reinstate it, but it is a dumb idea
User avatar #570 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
of course it is, but the majority of America is christian, which heavily affects the choices they make (despite the fact that almost none of them have read the bible)
User avatar #582 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
You have a point. I am a Christian, i am anti-gay, but not by what you may think. I think it is wrong, but they DO NOT need to be treated this way. They do not deserve this. They are human beings themselves and deserve to be treated like one. I don't care if you are gay, if you want to defend this country, you can serve in our military and lay down your life like a straight person
User avatar #589 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
haha, i don't know if i approve or disprove of that, but in any case you are a friend of mine :P
User avatar #596 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
lol thanks.
User avatar #586 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
Me saying i believe that is going to piss someone off. I just know it lol
#289 - everyone already knows the world is fucked up. we don't need a… 10/16/2011 on Too Soon? +2
#286 - admit it, everyone wondered why he didn't just do that move at… 10/16/2011 on Admit it 0
#230 - all depends who they are raped by, i suppose.... 10/16/2011 on My body is ready -1
#226 - lol, oh Hitler, you so silly 10/16/2011 on Adolfin 0
#191 - it's always a good idea until you realize she has a PENIS 10/16/2011 on First oc 0
#509 - darkest of the hillside thickets.....wut? 10/16/2011 on For Steel Vagina's 0
#228 - am i the only one who thinks this would be...slightly hot? 10/16/2011 on Ninja 0
#525 - i hate how America claims they are "the land of the free&…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/16/2011 on Parenting done right +9
#577 - anonymous (10/16/2011) [-]
gays are chased out of the military, christians chased out of schools, fat people chased from buffets, mormons chased to utah and pedphiles chased out of daycares, everyone suffers from intolerance.
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User avatar #554 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
pretty damn much. i mean, i'm sorry to those here who are american, i don't mean to start a flame war or instigate hate. but no one, and i mean NO ONE should have to be AFRAID to speak up about who they are, and what they believe in. especially not in a place like America, where everyone *SHOULD BE* treated equal
User avatar #540 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
No they don't.
User avatar #545 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
not with Obama, but over 3/4 of the candidates for election said they would reinstate the "don't ask, don't tell" policy. so...ya
User avatar #561 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
idk why i am thumbed down, i wasn't mad. Oh well. Anyways, i meant that they god rid of don't ask, don't tell law
User avatar #565 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
same reason i got thumbed down i suppose. here, i'll thumb you up. anyways, once again, Obama did get rid of that law, but once his term ends, chances are the new president WILL reinstate it
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User avatar #566 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
i thumbed you up too. And you do have a point. There is a chance that it might be reinstate it, but it is a dumb idea
User avatar #570 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
of course it is, but the majority of America is christian, which heavily affects the choices they make (despite the fact that almost none of them have read the bible)
User avatar #582 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
You have a point. I am a Christian, i am anti-gay, but not by what you may think. I think it is wrong, but they DO NOT need to be treated this way. They do not deserve this. They are human beings themselves and deserve to be treated like one. I don't care if you are gay, if you want to defend this country, you can serve in our military and lay down your life like a straight person
User avatar #589 - captainfuckitall (10/16/2011) [-]
haha, i don't know if i approve or disprove of that, but in any case you are a friend of mine :P
User avatar #596 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
lol thanks.
User avatar #586 - AustintheAtrain (10/16/2011) [-]
Me saying i believe that is going to piss someone off. I just know it lol
#102 - ya, it's sad but true. anyone who doesn't fit society's standa… 10/15/2011 on College whore +1
#115 - mhmm. (personally, i actually like the old X-Box better anyway… 10/15/2011 on XboxLive +2
#86 - haha, you misunderstand me, good sir. i have nothing against w…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2011 on College whore +1
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User avatar #102 - captainfuckitall (10/15/2011) [-]
ya, it's sad but true. anyone who doesn't fit society's standard of even "normal" in general is taken as threat. and you're right, we should be living in a utopia right now, but when you look around, even the people who are smiling are miserable on the inside. all part of the rat race to get where they are going faster and with more money (and yet, no one quite knows where they are going). but you are correct, good sir, this topic is quite depressing. let us digress
#107 - reasons why i quit X-Box Live 1. i began to get genuine…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2011 on XboxLive +9
User avatar #113 - ntyoyo (10/15/2011) [-]
same exact reasons i quit xbox
I only play jsrf and left 4 dead these days
#118 - nathanexxplosion (10/15/2011) [-]
JSRF, FTW.

i actually will go play that shit right now.
User avatar #115 - captainfuckitall (10/15/2011) [-]
mhmm. (personally, i actually like the old X-Box better anyways, and wish they still had it in production. there's just so many good memories of my youth that came with it. my favorite game of all time would have to be Star Wars KOTOR :P)
#69 - god damn, that monkey is a better babysitting then those at th… 10/15/2011 on Get this legend to the... 0
#81 - indeed :(. oh well, hopefully a revolution will happen and gir…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/15/2011 on College whore +2
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User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (10/15/2011) [-]
haha, you misunderstand me, good sir. i have nothing against women as well. it's just the sheer hypocrisy that sometimes spouts out from the opposite sex that gets on my nerves and makes me wish you could still smack one of them without getting arrested and branded a monster
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User avatar #102 - captainfuckitall (10/15/2011) [-]
ya, it's sad but true. anyone who doesn't fit society's standard of even "normal" in general is taken as threat. and you're right, we should be living in a utopia right now, but when you look around, even the people who are smiling are miserable on the inside. all part of the rat race to get where they are going faster and with more money (and yet, no one quite knows where they are going). but you are correct, good sir, this topic is quite depressing. let us digress
#124 - WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!?!? 10/15/2011 on BE ALL THE MEMES! 0
#172 - *Le GASP* 10/15/2011 on Gumibaer 0
#76 - that....is a brilliant saying. you sir deserve every thumb you get  [+] (6 new replies) 10/15/2011 on College whore +4
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User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (10/15/2011) [-]
indeed :(. oh well, hopefully a revolution will happen and girls will begin to realize just how stupid they have been over the century's. i blame women's rights
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User avatar #86 - captainfuckitall (10/15/2011) [-]
haha, you misunderstand me, good sir. i have nothing against women as well. it's just the sheer hypocrisy that sometimes spouts out from the opposite sex that gets on my nerves and makes me wish you could still smack one of them without getting arrested and branded a monster
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User avatar #102 - captainfuckitall (10/15/2011) [-]
ya, it's sad but true. anyone who doesn't fit society's standard of even "normal" in general is taken as threat. and you're right, we should be living in a utopia right now, but when you look around, even the people who are smiling are miserable on the inside. all part of the rat race to get where they are going faster and with more money (and yet, no one quite knows where they are going). but you are correct, good sir, this topic is quite depressing. let us digress
#362 - really? i was led to believe it was only the pictures in their folder 10/15/2011 on A Tad Bit of OC 0

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no fucking mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for shit",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty fucked in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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