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Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
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Comment Ranking:#825
Highest Content Rank:#10530
Highest Comment Rank:#49
Content Thumbs: 40 total,  90 ,  50
Comment Thumbs: 44707 total,  55336 ,  10629
Content Level Progress: 76.27% (45/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 12.1% (121/1000)
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#197 - that's like saying Hitler wasn't a bad dude because at least 1… 12/27/2011 on Strong Boner 0
#118 - because our website is ruled by horny twelve year olds  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2011 on Pray for rain [and check... +49
User avatar #122 - inuzukaa (12/27/2011) [-]
best answer ever
#176 - indeed it's not. but you, as a comedy seeker must admit there … 12/27/2011 on Strong Boner 0
#171 - if we all had tastes for shitty humor, the world would suck more 12/27/2011 on Strong Boner 0
#170 - well tell me how this makes you laugh. if you can honestly con…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2011 on Strong Boner 0
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User avatar #198 - captainfuckitall (12/27/2011) [-]
oh yes, i'm the prat for believing this picture doesn't belong here. and obviously people care, because they took time out of their precious little day to thumb me down. and trust me, i'm planning too. (although i will give you a thumb up, because i like Spiderman)
#169 - from bad art, no text, and a "joke" that almost all … 12/27/2011 on Strong Boner 0
#128 - how the hell does shit like this make people laugh?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2011 on Strong Boner -2
User avatar #282 - joshofsouls (12/27/2011) [-]
Because people have different senses of humor, We don't all conform to the same likes and dislikes. That's why.
User avatar #284 - captainfuckitall (12/27/2011) [-]
i realize that, but even so, there is a certain standard of "funny" and "unfunny", in the exact same sense that you would laugh at a "why did the chicken cross the road" joke when you were younger, yet you wouldn't now
#127 - so what's funny about this picture? 12/27/2011 on Strong Boner 0
#4 - .......i swear to god, if stupid bullshit like this is making …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/26/2011 on Strong Boner -52
#10 - forestalfawn (12/26/2011) [-]
if we all would have the same humor the world would suck
User avatar #171 - captainfuckitall (12/27/2011) [-]
if we all had tastes for shitty humor, the world would suck more
#8 - queenluffi has deleted their comment.
User avatar #170 - captainfuckitall (12/27/2011) [-]
well tell me how this makes you laugh. if you can honestly convince me exactly how this picture is funny, i will not only thumb it up, but i will make a formal apology to you and those who liked the picture
#193 - queenluffi has deleted their comment.
User avatar #198 - captainfuckitall (12/27/2011) [-]
oh yes, i'm the prat for believing this picture doesn't belong here. and obviously people care, because they took time out of their precious little day to thumb me down. and trust me, i'm planning too. (although i will give you a thumb up, because i like Spiderman)
User avatar #6 - joshofsouls (12/26/2011) [-]
I remember when People didn't bitch about everything on the site.
When clearly it makes people laugh.

You know, the reason FunnyJunk was made? To make people laugh.
Even if you don't, someone will.


User avatar #128 - captainfuckitall (12/27/2011) [-]
how the hell does shit like this make people laugh?
User avatar #282 - joshofsouls (12/27/2011) [-]
Because people have different senses of humor, We don't all conform to the same likes and dislikes. That's why.
User avatar #284 - captainfuckitall (12/27/2011) [-]
i realize that, but even so, there is a certain standard of "funny" and "unfunny", in the exact same sense that you would laugh at a "why did the chicken cross the road" joke when you were younger, yet you wouldn't now
#123 - i was about to thumb up until i saw "and here comes the… 12/25/2011 on Man Logic +1
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#15 - out of room for army slaughter villagers  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2011 on Age of Empires +43
User avatar #30 - xcmxcmx (12/21/2011) [-]
select group of 40 villagers..... hold down delete button... giggle softly to yourself
#14 - Out of Gold Suddenly....PIKEMEN, TWO HUNDRED PIKEMENT 12/21/2011 on Age of Empires +10
#7 - at least it'll be quick :D 12/20/2011 on Mrcreepypasta! 0
#11 - it's actually pretty easy to see that it's one... 12/16/2011 on mindfuck 0
#146 - no, it's called "eggie in a basket" 12/15/2011 on It was still delicious 0
#145 - (one of the most climactic parts of the movie) 12/15/2011 on It was still delicious +1
#144 - watch it, right now, it'll change your life 12/15/2011 on It was still delicious +1
#142 - V For Vendetta has got to be in my top 2 favorite movies 12/15/2011 on It was still delicious +1
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#15 - the amount of discretion and subtly you used was superb … 12/14/2011 on Fail +2
#2 - oh god, i just shit my pants 12/14/2011 on I dare you. +2
#10 - depends: by who?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2011 on Nothing is worse +1
#14 - creamycheesebro (12/14/2011) [-]
OG mudbone
#8 - while reading this, i was munching on gram crackers to the poi… 12/14/2011 on Nothing is worse 0

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no fucking mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for shit",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty fucked in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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