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Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
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Comment Ranking:#656
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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#10 - depends: by who?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2011 on Nothing is worse +1
#14 - creamycheesebro (12/14/2011) [-]
OG mudbone
#8 - while reading this, i was munching on gram crackers to the poi… 12/14/2011 on Nothing is worse 0
#3 - to the front page, my precious :D 12/14/2011 on Dumb Bitch. +1
#14 - says the guy who used the most reposted "repost complaint… 12/09/2011 on You mad bro? +6
#5 - i honestly don't understand why people don't sleep after a den… 12/08/2011 on A toothsome afternoon +1
#22 - forced meme is forced 12/07/2011 on Conceited Collin +4
#117 - this actually made me laugh 12/04/2011 on Seriously -3
#104 - Comment deleted 12/01/2011 on Ohhhh nooooo +3
#588 - i thought "Necromancer" screw you, buddy 11/29/2011 on Predictable FJ +2
#155 - i've seen it.....it's good 11/28/2011 on Teen Titans Hentai 0
#1014 - i wouldn't think so. as she is just a kid and probably isn't i… 11/27/2011 on Choose your weapon 0
#772 - shouldn't the loli be LESS points seeing as how she's very har…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2011 on Choose your weapon +1
#843 - neongoldfish (11/27/2011) [-]
easier to fuck.
User avatar #1014 - captainfuckitall (11/27/2011) [-]
i wouldn't think so. as she is just a kid and probably isn't interested in that type of stuff yet (until she was a teenager). besides, when you're on a deserted island fighting for your life for 20 years, sex wouldn't be your highest priority. so that alone wouldn't raise her value by 3 points
#77 - Comment deleted 11/23/2011 on Photobomb Level +2
#23 - if you tell us the area you are in, i'm sure we could all help…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2011 on Goodbye, Funnyjunk. +23
#37 - anonymous (11/23/2011) [-]
I have posted an update, comment number 36.
#110 - official best way to die 11/22/2011 on not pikachu! 0
#66 - yep. this is exactly what we need. more people bitching about … 11/20/2011 on HOW TO MAKE THE FRONT PAGE -2
#72 - although i find that very hard to believe; if it's true, then … 11/15/2011 on Random Facts Pt. I +3
#55 - i don't care if you're a girl. scum like you ruins this site a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2011 on Booba Fett -1
User avatar #60 - peejay (11/11/2011) [-]
where in this content does it say ops a girl? dumbass
User avatar #67 - pedomegler (11/11/2011) [-]
On her chest, you blind idiot
#68 - peejay (11/11/2011) [-]
read the desc... "in love with Jessica Nigri", i do believe this is her. she is a cosplayer :I
#162 - WRONG. there are two different types of "invisibility&quo… 11/10/2011 on Insert Clever Title Here +3
#161 - the dagger, then 11/10/2011 on Insert Clever Title Here +2
#157 - you didn't answer my questions :( 11/10/2011 on Insert Clever Title Here +1
#138 - pet dragon, OR dagger. depending upon these three questions 1.…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2011 on Insert Clever Title Here +3
User avatar #160 - FrankReal (11/10/2011) [-]
The dragon is safe, it has normal powers, the dagger cant be taken away, yes you are completely invisible.
User avatar #161 - captainfuckitall (11/10/2011) [-]
the dagger, then
#132 - *sneeze* Madegascar: HOLYFUCK, SHUT DOWN THE BORDERS, S…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2011 on Insert Clever Title Here +9
#219 - anonymous (11/10/2011) [-]
Always hapen on the 22nd day for me meh
#630 - but since god can't be blamed for what his followers do, neith… 11/10/2011 on Good Guy Lucifer -1
#629 - is that so? Atheists separate themselves from god and they see… 11/10/2011 on Good Guy Lucifer 0

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no fucking mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for shit",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty fucked in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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