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#19 - Most of them really aren't. Not only does it make them look mu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Jennifer Lawrence +9
#20 - amalone (05/20/2015) [-]
First, I was gonna be all like "Oh, come on! I've met plenty of girls with short hair that are normal." But then I was like, "let's see....crazy, crazy, crazy, bitch, crazy, down syndrome, crazy, lesbian, crazy, crazy, greasy...my sister has a boy cut! Wait, she's a crazy bitch too." You just made me rethink my entire life. I've not met one sane, nice short haired girl, and I've never noticed.
User avatar #33 - whiterabit (05/21/2015) [-]
Explain to me what was wrong with the lesbian though?
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2015) [-]
She was a Lesbian.
#41 - whiterabit (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh, um, thank you for the clarity
#376 - Awesome. Yes. Despite your grasp of infinity… 05/20/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs 0
#374 - And I would happily experience all of it, and hey, guess what,…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs 0
User avatar #375 - lech (05/20/2015) [-]
What don't you get about infinity?

You won't just experience it once. Not twice. But you'll experience it an infinite amount of times. This is assuming time is infinite, which it's not. But still. Do you really think you can survive for a trillion years and not lose your sanity?
User avatar #376 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Awesome.

Yes.

Despite your grasp of infinity, you seem to have a very poor grasp of information. New books are made all the time; and as the population increases they would be made at a rate faster than I could ever read them, even IF I had my share of cybernetic implants to help me out. This means I could literally spend my infinite life reading and still have not read every book available to me. The same goes for every other form of entertainment such as exploring, amusement parks, tv shows, music, games, even simple pleasures such as taking up artwork or meditation.

You are literally accepting death because you're afraid of being bored. What a sad life that must be.
#99 - Can he touch the guard? 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss +1
#97 - That just means touching things, because most of their 'brain'…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss +1
User avatar #98 - godisbert (05/20/2015) [-]
Well, since they can be conditioned, I'd assume if a guard shot down his attempts of escaping the tank at specific intervals, he'd be able to figure when he needed to get out and not get blocked by a guard.
User avatar #99 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Can he touch the guard?
#13 - Personally I think she tries to hard to pull the 'quirky, weir…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Jennifer Lawrence +110
#93 - steamtrolled (05/21/2015) [-]
#64 - heyfuckoff (05/21/2015) [-]
She never liked long hair, but in her contract she was not allowed to cut her hair shorter unless it was chosen for the movie. She stated before that as soon as she finished Harry Potter she was going to cut her hair.
User avatar #66 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2015) [-]
And yet it still looked terrible.
User avatar #103 - Gandalfthewhite (05/21/2015) [-]
it looked alright when it grew out a bit but the first couple of months it did not look good
#47 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
you've never seen a girl go through a bad break up and want to "start-over" so they get a new hair cut or a new look?
#61 - livefromtokyo (05/21/2015) [-]
In Japan- that's what you are supposed to do. Like when a girl get's dumped she's supposed (it's a custom, not a law) to chop off all her hair to represent starting a new life and cutting away the bad memories or bad juju. It's considered part of the healing process.
#67 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
that kinda sounds stupid... like it's a cool fact but what if I want to keep my pretty hair?
User avatar #70 - livefromtokyo (05/21/2015) [-]
Well then you keep your pretty hair. that's why I said it is a custom. not a law. I mean you dont HAVE to eat Turkey for American Thanksgiving sorry, i don't know why country you are from so that's the example I'm going to give right now. but sorry if it doesnt mean anything to you . people might look at you strange - and people might question why you didn't do it- but nobody is going to come after ya.
User avatar #51 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2015) [-]
I know they have; they just always seem to stay crazy after that.
User avatar #38 - almightysausage (05/21/2015) [-]
What traumatizing event did Emma Watson go through? I have never really followed celebrity culture that much and I am not a big fan of harry potter
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2015) [-]
Became a Feminist? I don't know, but they always go through something.
User avatar #18 - ljxjlos (05/20/2015) [-]
>implying short haired girls aren´t hot as hell.

Also of cause it´s just an image. Hell, it´s Hollywood...
#23 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
Short hair women are ugly as fuck, you baboon
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Most of them really aren't. Not only does it make them look much older than they are, but I have never met a girl with short hair that wasn't either stuck up, pretentious, or just over-emotional.
#20 - amalone (05/20/2015) [-]
First, I was gonna be all like "Oh, come on! I've met plenty of girls with short hair that are normal." But then I was like, "let's see....crazy, crazy, crazy, bitch, crazy, down syndrome, crazy, lesbian, crazy, crazy, greasy...my sister has a boy cut! Wait, she's a crazy bitch too." You just made me rethink my entire life. I've not met one sane, nice short haired girl, and I've never noticed.
User avatar #33 - whiterabit (05/21/2015) [-]
Explain to me what was wrong with the lesbian though?
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2015) [-]
She was a Lesbian.
#41 - whiterabit (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh, um, thank you for the clarity
#90 - That's okay, this one does: In a recent article in th…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss +1
User avatar #96 - godisbert (05/20/2015) [-]
"We blocked the long-term synaptic potentiation from their brain, so they now have difficulty memorizing or remembering tasks."
In other news, after watching a stoned guy trying to unlock his front door with his pinky, scientits have come to the conclusion that humans do not posses long term memory capabilities either (According to you, apparently).
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
That just means touching things, because most of their 'brain' is in their hands. If they don't touch, they barely remember.
User avatar #98 - godisbert (05/20/2015) [-]
Well, since they can be conditioned, I'd assume if a guard shot down his attempts of escaping the tank at specific intervals, he'd be able to figure when he needed to get out and not get blocked by a guard.
User avatar #99 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Can he touch the guard?
#85 - And there we have another answer. Bravo. Never before has some…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss 0
User avatar #86 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
go die
#83 - You really have to get the last word, don't you.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss 0
User avatar #84 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
says you
User avatar #85 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
And there we have another answer. Bravo. Never before has someone revealed so much about their personality from so few words. Just watch, you're gonna reply to my comment out of a need to feel validated and simulate the feeling of winning because you get too consumed by ass pain to hold a real argument.
User avatar #86 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
go die
#81 - Lel.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss 0
User avatar #82 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #83 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
You really have to get the last word, don't you.
User avatar #84 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
says you
User avatar #85 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
And there we have another answer. Bravo. Never before has someone revealed so much about their personality from so few words. Just watch, you're gonna reply to my comment out of a need to feel validated and simulate the feeling of winning because you get too consumed by ass pain to hold a real argument.
User avatar #86 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
go die
#77 - Yet here you are starting an argument with me because you're m…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss -1
User avatar #78 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
kek
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Lel.
User avatar #82 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #83 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
You really have to get the last word, don't you.
User avatar #84 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
says you
User avatar #85 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
And there we have another answer. Bravo. Never before has someone revealed so much about their personality from so few words. Just watch, you're gonna reply to my comment out of a need to feel validated and simulate the feeling of winning because you get too consumed by ass pain to hold a real argument.
User avatar #86 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
go die
#74 - I believe I just got my answer. Try to contain that fury in fu…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss -1
User avatar #75 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
try not to get mad enough about a post from tumblr to start an argument, and maybe you'll not be a fucking loser
kill yourself, fag
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Yet here you are starting an argument with me because you're mad.

How does hypocrisy taste? Was it YOUR Tumblr post? Is that why you're so offended? That would indeed explain both the hypocrisy and the sheer amount of frustration of someone calling it out as bullshit.
User avatar #78 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
kek
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Lel.
User avatar #82 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #83 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
You really have to get the last word, don't you.
User avatar #84 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
says you
User avatar #85 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
And there we have another answer. Bravo. Never before has someone revealed so much about their personality from so few words. Just watch, you're gonna reply to my comment out of a need to feel validated and simulate the feeling of winning because you get too consumed by ass pain to hold a real argument.
User avatar #86 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
go die
#70 - Is that all you read? Did you get so consumed by your butt-fur…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss -1
#125 - drewjitsu (05/20/2015) [-]
He has a valid point. You were completely wrong when you said the first one didn't happen. He pointed it out and that is all. It doesn't matter that he didn't address the rest of your post, you're still just as wrong. There aren't really varying degrees of wrong here. It was yes or no: Could/did it happen?
User avatar #132 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
You do know I meant 'the first one' as in the first story, yes? Not the picture.
#136 - drewjitsu (05/21/2015) [-]
I would have known that had you explained it adequately. As evidence that you didn't, I submit the fact that I'm not the only person to misunderstand this.
User avatar #137 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll accept that.
User avatar #72 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
youre an idiot
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
I believe I just got my answer. Try to contain that fury in future circumstances if you actually want to make it any farther in your life.
User avatar #75 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
try not to get mad enough about a post from tumblr to start an argument, and maybe you'll not be a fucking loser
kill yourself, fag
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Yet here you are starting an argument with me because you're mad.

How does hypocrisy taste? Was it YOUR Tumblr post? Is that why you're so offended? That would indeed explain both the hypocrisy and the sheer amount of frustration of someone calling it out as bullshit.
User avatar #78 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
kek
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Lel.
User avatar #82 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #83 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
You really have to get the last word, don't you.
User avatar #84 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
says you
User avatar #85 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
And there we have another answer. Bravo. Never before has someone revealed so much about their personality from so few words. Just watch, you're gonna reply to my comment out of a need to feel validated and simulate the feeling of winning because you get too consumed by ass pain to hold a real argument.
User avatar #86 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
go die
#68 - And yet none of these speak of its memory, which is what I was…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss +1
User avatar #89 - godisbert (05/20/2015) [-]
www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2008/06/how_smart_is_the_octopus.html
Here, this one is a bit simpler to read. Also take note that it won't say "eight leggy be good memory" exacly, but notice how they talk about octopi recognizing toys, navigating mazes, and memorizing several different paths to their homes. Sorry for big words, Okay™?
User avatar #90 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
That's okay, this one does:

In a recent article in the journal, Current Biology, Hochner described how he tested these hypotheses and ideas in the brain of the octopus. He blocked the ability of the brain to use LTP during learning by utilizing artificial LTP and though electrical stimulation.

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080617102853.htm

"Hochner discovered that an area in the octopus brain that was known to be important for learning and memory showed a robust, activity-dependent, long-term synaptic potentiation (LTP)"
"When LTP was blocked with this technique shortly before training for a specific task, the experimental group of octopuses did not remember well the task when tested for long-term memory the day after training. Similar results were obtained when sensory information was prevented from getting into the learning and memory area by lesioning a specific connection in the brain. "
User avatar #96 - godisbert (05/20/2015) [-]
"We blocked the long-term synaptic potentiation from their brain, so they now have difficulty memorizing or remembering tasks."
In other news, after watching a stoned guy trying to unlock his front door with his pinky, scientits have come to the conclusion that humans do not posses long term memory capabilities either (According to you, apparently).
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
That just means touching things, because most of their 'brain' is in their hands. If they don't touch, they barely remember.
User avatar #98 - godisbert (05/20/2015) [-]
Well, since they can be conditioned, I'd assume if a guard shot down his attempts of escaping the tank at specific intervals, he'd be able to figure when he needed to get out and not get blocked by a guard.
User avatar #99 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Can he touch the guard?
#65 - That's nice, but not what I'm discussing.  [+] (17 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss -1
User avatar #66 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
"Yeah, except the first one never happened"
you're fucking stupid
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Is that all you read? Did you get so consumed by your butt-fury that you failed to read the rest?
#125 - drewjitsu (05/20/2015) [-]
He has a valid point. You were completely wrong when you said the first one didn't happen. He pointed it out and that is all. It doesn't matter that he didn't address the rest of your post, you're still just as wrong. There aren't really varying degrees of wrong here. It was yes or no: Could/did it happen?
User avatar #132 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
You do know I meant 'the first one' as in the first story, yes? Not the picture.
#136 - drewjitsu (05/21/2015) [-]
I would have known that had you explained it adequately. As evidence that you didn't, I submit the fact that I'm not the only person to misunderstand this.
User avatar #137 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll accept that.
User avatar #72 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
youre an idiot
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
I believe I just got my answer. Try to contain that fury in future circumstances if you actually want to make it any farther in your life.
User avatar #75 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
try not to get mad enough about a post from tumblr to start an argument, and maybe you'll not be a fucking loser
kill yourself, fag
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Yet here you are starting an argument with me because you're mad.

How does hypocrisy taste? Was it YOUR Tumblr post? Is that why you're so offended? That would indeed explain both the hypocrisy and the sheer amount of frustration of someone calling it out as bullshit.
User avatar #78 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
kek
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Lel.
User avatar #82 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #83 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
You really have to get the last word, don't you.
User avatar #84 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
says you
User avatar #85 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
And there we have another answer. Bravo. Never before has someone revealed so much about their personality from so few words. Just watch, you're gonna reply to my comment out of a need to feel validated and simulate the feeling of winning because you get too consumed by ass pain to hold a real argument.
User avatar #86 - mirukawa (05/20/2015) [-]
go die
#48 - Being lazy is one of my simple pleasures, friend. It'…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss +1
User avatar #51 - donatelo (05/20/2015) [-]
It's still debatable, but that is not a topic that i am willing to debate on. i oringially commented on the fact that the story actually happened, that is un debatable...whether they knew about the gaurds or if it were simply coincidence i do not care since that is not what i am commenting on.

obviously, that is known by everyone and their grandmothers...but the functioning of cognition in terms of memory is somewhat similar in some regards.

they not only could happen, they already did. im making an assumption here, based on what has been found in research on short term memory loss patients, it may be reasonable to assume that a creature with a short term memory can actually learn long term dexterity skills. nahhh...i love reading scientific journals/articles, and hell octopi are my favorite animal, but i have to write 23 pages and have around 4 exams so even writing this is suicide on my part, ill just take your word for it.
#49 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
Well written. Except one thing: You don't have to know the routes of the guards. Merely the intervals of their appearance near your Aquarium.
#45 - "I don't even need my IQ of 137 to know that the poor-mem…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss +1
#47 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
I LIKE the idea. The idea. I find it interesting. I'm not saying anything about "it's the truth" or "i believe it's true" or "it's the only thing possible!"

All i said was that it's worth a thought. It's not a fact. Most likely. But why refuse an idea, just because it MIGHT be impossible? That's the core of philosophy. And philosophy is a great thing.
#42 - What else can I do? You're not going to listen. Your final ret…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss +1
#44 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
You aren't listening either. You're ranting. I didn't say anything about "i believe it". I like the idea, yeah. I'm just not dismissing an IDEA as impossible. What is exactly what you're doing. "I don't believe it, therefor it can't ever be." is the core of your posts. The Colours of sky and grass are facts. Or at least they are to those who aren't colorblind. But we were discussing guesses, observations, theories and stuff. Why can't you stay calm and just think about it without ranting and refusing everything that's not equal to your views? Are you really THAT ignorant, kid?
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
"I don't even need my IQ of 137 to know that the poor-memory-thing might be quite right. But i like the idea that even our oh-so-mighty-scientists might be plain wrong in some things."

Okay.
#47 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
I LIKE the idea. The idea. I find it interesting. I'm not saying anything about "it's the truth" or "i believe it's true" or "it's the only thing possible!"

All i said was that it's worth a thought. It's not a fact. Most likely. But why refuse an idea, just because it MIGHT be impossible? That's the core of philosophy. And philosophy is a great thing.
#41 - Let me get this straight: You're mad at me for asking you to p…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss +2
User avatar #46 - donatelo (05/20/2015) [-]
i didnt do it because i assumed you would, i decided to fist tell you of firsthand information. likwise, if you enter the phrase on google more than one source pops up...so if you really doubted me then you can comb through sources..i litterally watched the news report so i dont feel the need to comb them over, you on the other hand are new to the story therefore it would be better for you to do so...also, im not mad? just asked why you are lazy.

Your first comment was mostly meaningless anyway, you are saying it didnt happen based on an argument that they couldnt know of the gaurds routines..that part is debatable, the fact that something like that didint happen though is undepatable since it actually did happen in more than one aquarium. Also, in regards to the short term memory bit, as part of cognitive psychology it has been shown that patients with no short term memory (relearning things everyday etc) still can produce longterm memory as shown in implicit memory trials. For example patients were able to learn things without being aware that they learned them at all, they would wake up with the ability to perform a task well essentially. are octopus brains like humans? not really...but it is very likely that they can learn through implicit memory tasks.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Being lazy is one of my simple pleasures, friend.

It's not debatable. They are fully capable of understanding a guard would impede their attempts to escape, but only if they observed or experienced that multiple times to get the idea. Furthermore, afterwards, they would have to realize they were patrolling, then memorize their routes in order to avoid detection; all of which, for a creature that is experienced with none of this prior to this scenario, is impossible if you cannot actually SUSTAIN a memory, considering well over half of the scenario DEPENDS upon your memory.

Octobodies are not human, not even vertebrae; the only reason they are considered honourary vertebrae is because of their vast (in animal standards, of course) intelligence.

Once more, I have no doubt they COULD do all these things, so long as the Octopus was able to learn them all in a very short amount of time; an amount of time that would not be available if it was not strictly taught so. Just like your news-reports, you can find experiments done on these little critters to prove what I'm saying. Would you like me to retrieve them for you?
User avatar #51 - donatelo (05/20/2015) [-]
It's still debatable, but that is not a topic that i am willing to debate on. i oringially commented on the fact that the story actually happened, that is un debatable...whether they knew about the gaurds or if it were simply coincidence i do not care since that is not what i am commenting on.

obviously, that is known by everyone and their grandmothers...but the functioning of cognition in terms of memory is somewhat similar in some regards.

they not only could happen, they already did. im making an assumption here, based on what has been found in research on short term memory loss patients, it may be reasonable to assume that a creature with a short term memory can actually learn long term dexterity skills. nahhh...i love reading scientific journals/articles, and hell octopi are my favorite animal, but i have to write 23 pages and have around 4 exams so even writing this is suicide on my part, ill just take your word for it.
#49 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
Well written. Except one thing: You don't have to know the routes of the guards. Merely the intervals of their appearance near your Aquarium.
#37 - Okay.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss +1
#39 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
I like how you quit interesting (though pretty heated) discussions about serious topics with your extremely adult "Okay."
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
What else can I do? You're not going to listen. Your final retort was literally "I believe the idea because I like it". How can I respond to that? How can ANYONE respond to that? I could give you all the evidence in the world for why the sky is blue and grass is green, but you may never want to see it that way because you "like the idea" of the sky being purple and grass being red.

So fine, whatever, if that's interesting to you then so be it, but it isn't to me, so I'm not going to continue. Okay? Okay.
#44 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
You aren't listening either. You're ranting. I didn't say anything about "i believe it". I like the idea, yeah. I'm just not dismissing an IDEA as impossible. What is exactly what you're doing. "I don't believe it, therefor it can't ever be." is the core of your posts. The Colours of sky and grass are facts. Or at least they are to those who aren't colorblind. But we were discussing guesses, observations, theories and stuff. Why can't you stay calm and just think about it without ranting and refusing everything that's not equal to your views? Are you really THAT ignorant, kid?
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
"I don't even need my IQ of 137 to know that the poor-memory-thing might be quite right. But i like the idea that even our oh-so-mighty-scientists might be plain wrong in some things."

Okay.
#47 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
I LIKE the idea. The idea. I find it interesting. I'm not saying anything about "it's the truth" or "i believe it's true" or "it's the only thing possible!"

All i said was that it's worth a thought. It's not a fact. Most likely. But why refuse an idea, just because it MIGHT be impossible? That's the core of philosophy. And philosophy is a great thing.
#35 - Any sources for that?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Agent Puss +1
User avatar #38 - donatelo (05/20/2015) [-]
how lazy are you? i gave you the name of the actual and only aquarium...alls you had to do was enter in google along with octpous escape or something ike that...anyway here.

montereybayaquarium.tumblr.com/post/26081246491/midnight-rambler-it-was-3-a-m-on-june-25-and
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Let me get this straight: You're mad at me for asking you to provide a source, saying it was easy...when you are frustrated that you have to go out of your way to find the source. So, you're mad at me for not doing what you also didn't want to do. Okay.

And regarding the link, there's a massive difference between an Octopus getting out of its cage and it 'memorizing the guards' routes', sneaking into other enclosures, and then sneaking back. It did hitch a ride on a rock to go to a different enclosure, but whether this was intentional or not is unknown, will never be known, and is already highly unlikely considering it probably wouldn't have a single clue where that rock might be going; unless you are going to argue that the Octopus is the incarnation of Sherlock Holmes. It also hid from visitors, but being in a completely different environment with different people swarming at you can't be too pleasant; especially considering Octobodies tend to be docile and isolated creatures anyways. And I'm sure more than a few visitors actually noticed it, but just assumed it was supposed to be there, as any rational person without knowledge of such things would.
User avatar #46 - donatelo (05/20/2015) [-]
i didnt do it because i assumed you would, i decided to fist tell you of firsthand information. likwise, if you enter the phrase on google more than one source pops up...so if you really doubted me then you can comb through sources..i litterally watched the news report so i dont feel the need to comb them over, you on the other hand are new to the story therefore it would be better for you to do so...also, im not mad? just asked why you are lazy.

Your first comment was mostly meaningless anyway, you are saying it didnt happen based on an argument that they couldnt know of the gaurds routines..that part is debatable, the fact that something like that didint happen though is undepatable since it actually did happen in more than one aquarium. Also, in regards to the short term memory bit, as part of cognitive psychology it has been shown that patients with no short term memory (relearning things everyday etc) still can produce longterm memory as shown in implicit memory trials. For example patients were able to learn things without being aware that they learned them at all, they would wake up with the ability to perform a task well essentially. are octopus brains like humans? not really...but it is very likely that they can learn through implicit memory tasks.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Being lazy is one of my simple pleasures, friend.

It's not debatable. They are fully capable of understanding a guard would impede their attempts to escape, but only if they observed or experienced that multiple times to get the idea. Furthermore, afterwards, they would have to realize they were patrolling, then memorize their routes in order to avoid detection; all of which, for a creature that is experienced with none of this prior to this scenario, is impossible if you cannot actually SUSTAIN a memory, considering well over half of the scenario DEPENDS upon your memory.

Octobodies are not human, not even vertebrae; the only reason they are considered honourary vertebrae is because of their vast (in animal standards, of course) intelligence.

Once more, I have no doubt they COULD do all these things, so long as the Octopus was able to learn them all in a very short amount of time; an amount of time that would not be available if it was not strictly taught so. Just like your news-reports, you can find experiments done on these little critters to prove what I'm saying. Would you like me to retrieve them for you?
User avatar #51 - donatelo (05/20/2015) [-]
It's still debatable, but that is not a topic that i am willing to debate on. i oringially commented on the fact that the story actually happened, that is un debatable...whether they knew about the gaurds or if it were simply coincidence i do not care since that is not what i am commenting on.

obviously, that is known by everyone and their grandmothers...but the functioning of cognition in terms of memory is somewhat similar in some regards.

they not only could happen, they already did. im making an assumption here, based on what has been found in research on short term memory loss patients, it may be reasonable to assume that a creature with a short term memory can actually learn long term dexterity skills. nahhh...i love reading scientific journals/articles, and hell octopi are my favorite animal, but i have to write 23 pages and have around 4 exams so even writing this is suicide on my part, ill just take your word for it.
#49 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
Well written. Except one thing: You don't have to know the routes of the guards. Merely the intervals of their appearance near your Aquarium.
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#36 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
And again: How the fuck can you tell what confusion looks like ON OCTOPUSES! Ever been one yourself?

Next: Even "most reasonable theory" isn't the same as "inevitable truth". That's why it's called T-H-E-O-R-Y.

I didn't say that you're wrong. And i didn't say that i'm right. All i did was telling you that a theory isn't necessarily right or wrong and that weird things are possible.

I don't even need my IQ of 137 to know that the poor-memory-thing might be quite right. But i like the idea that even our oh-so-mighty-scientists might be plain wrong in some things. Like "okay. We thought we got it right. Turns out we weren't. Yay, intelligent Squiddies!"
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Okay.
#39 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
I like how you quit interesting (though pretty heated) discussions about serious topics with your extremely adult "Okay."
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
What else can I do? You're not going to listen. Your final retort was literally "I believe the idea because I like it". How can I respond to that? How can ANYONE respond to that? I could give you all the evidence in the world for why the sky is blue and grass is green, but you may never want to see it that way because you "like the idea" of the sky being purple and grass being red.

So fine, whatever, if that's interesting to you then so be it, but it isn't to me, so I'm not going to continue. Okay? Okay.
#44 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
You aren't listening either. You're ranting. I didn't say anything about "i believe it". I like the idea, yeah. I'm just not dismissing an IDEA as impossible. What is exactly what you're doing. "I don't believe it, therefor it can't ever be." is the core of your posts. The Colours of sky and grass are facts. Or at least they are to those who aren't colorblind. But we were discussing guesses, observations, theories and stuff. Why can't you stay calm and just think about it without ranting and refusing everything that's not equal to your views? Are you really THAT ignorant, kid?
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
"I don't even need my IQ of 137 to know that the poor-memory-thing might be quite right. But i like the idea that even our oh-so-mighty-scientists might be plain wrong in some things."

Okay.
#47 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
I LIKE the idea. The idea. I find it interesting. I'm not saying anything about "it's the truth" or "i believe it's true" or "it's the only thing possible!"

All i said was that it's worth a thought. It's not a fact. Most likely. But why refuse an idea, just because it MIGHT be impossible? That's the core of philosophy. And philosophy is a great thing.
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#31 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
And what tells you that an octopus can't memorize things? Watching him? How do you know he's not bored to open jars all the time? He might be saying "Again? Nah. Did it yesterday."

You're judging from what you see. Nothing bad with that. But it's a mistake to think you're guesses are the truth because nobody has proven otherwise.

You never know what's inside some other creatures thoughts. Unfortunately, we can't ask the squiddies.
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Are you illiterate? By how much you enjoy brown nosing I would assume you've at least read the other comments. Don't worry, I'll copy and paste it for you: "You must be a very special type of stupid if you teach a creature to unscrew a jar, it eventually does, proceeds to do so with every jar, and then the next day is once again confused by the concept, and you 'can only guess' at its memory, and shows the same pattern repeatedly among multiple experiments, members of its species, and members of different species.. Like...holy shit, man. You're not even worth debating with." This goes double for you considering you obviously can't tell the difference between boredom and confusion.

Exactly. Nobody HAS proven otherwise, thus we go with the most reasonable theory that takes the least amount of assumptions to get to; and I can PROMISE you that "having a poor memory" is a FAR better and more reasonable theory that "Nah son, every single member of this species is just bored of jars and other tests, which is why they show signs of confusion and difficulty after doing it again the next day".

Like, I get the whole hippie 'anything's possible' mentality, but it doesn't really work in the face of evidence. Luckily for me, the truth doesn't give a shit what you think about it.
#36 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
And again: How the fuck can you tell what confusion looks like ON OCTOPUSES! Ever been one yourself?

Next: Even "most reasonable theory" isn't the same as "inevitable truth". That's why it's called T-H-E-O-R-Y.

I didn't say that you're wrong. And i didn't say that i'm right. All i did was telling you that a theory isn't necessarily right or wrong and that weird things are possible.

I don't even need my IQ of 137 to know that the poor-memory-thing might be quite right. But i like the idea that even our oh-so-mighty-scientists might be plain wrong in some things. Like "okay. We thought we got it right. Turns out we weren't. Yay, intelligent Squiddies!"
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Okay.
#39 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
I like how you quit interesting (though pretty heated) discussions about serious topics with your extremely adult "Okay."
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
What else can I do? You're not going to listen. Your final retort was literally "I believe the idea because I like it". How can I respond to that? How can ANYONE respond to that? I could give you all the evidence in the world for why the sky is blue and grass is green, but you may never want to see it that way because you "like the idea" of the sky being purple and grass being red.

So fine, whatever, if that's interesting to you then so be it, but it isn't to me, so I'm not going to continue. Okay? Okay.
#44 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
You aren't listening either. You're ranting. I didn't say anything about "i believe it". I like the idea, yeah. I'm just not dismissing an IDEA as impossible. What is exactly what you're doing. "I don't believe it, therefor it can't ever be." is the core of your posts. The Colours of sky and grass are facts. Or at least they are to those who aren't colorblind. But we were discussing guesses, observations, theories and stuff. Why can't you stay calm and just think about it without ranting and refusing everything that's not equal to your views? Are you really THAT ignorant, kid?
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
"I don't even need my IQ of 137 to know that the poor-memory-thing might be quite right. But i like the idea that even our oh-so-mighty-scientists might be plain wrong in some things."

Okay.
#47 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
I LIKE the idea. The idea. I find it interesting. I'm not saying anything about "it's the truth" or "i believe it's true" or "it's the only thing possible!"

All i said was that it's worth a thought. It's not a fact. Most likely. But why refuse an idea, just because it MIGHT be impossible? That's the core of philosophy. And philosophy is a great thing.
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User avatar #23 - stifflimb (05/20/2015) [-]
NO, it's the most "likely" to be true, thats a big difference. I'm not since I dont believe that either, I asked you a question on how you could be sure thats not the case, where you give 0 reasons as to why not, scientific theory is guesses until it's proven.

"It's okay to be wrong, it's NOT okay to hold onto your view and split as many hairs as possible to convince yourself that you're not." Is what you are doing believing in something without any proof to it.
What I'm believing is that there is endless possibilities as to why a totally different beings acts as it does and that they should not be ruled out by using human standards just cause we feel like it, I'm open for theories until there is something actually proven.
#26 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
I like you and your views
User avatar #27 - stifflimb (05/20/2015) [-]
Thanks man, dont know, I might have come off a bit angry in the later comments
#28 - myrrdhin (05/20/2015) [-]
Not the "I'm gonna burn your house down"-angry. More like "You're wrong and you don't want to admit it. That's annoying. And Stupid."- angry.

And you were damn right.
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Okay.

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#513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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