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#11 - So you two are, in fact, those two characters in the comic? As… 01/03/2013 on How FJ Works... +10
#275 - That looks like some forgotten Aztec god... 01/03/2013 on This is my final form... +6
#62 - Indeed, kind sir 01/03/2013 on More Carl Sagan 0
#3 - I'd be more sad about your name, sir....  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on Tru dat nigger +11
#23 - pewdiepieminion (01/03/2013) [-]
that made me giggle ^_^
#60 - But it is the same as having an affect in general, which is wh… 01/03/2013 on More Carl Sagan 0
#58 - Well thank you for that wonderful lesson, you seem to be a ver…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on More Carl Sagan -1
#61 - bahh (01/03/2013) [-]
Take your red thumbage in your stride. Who cares, it's virtual ranking for an online community, but you learnt something today.
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (01/03/2013) [-]
Indeed, kind sir
#53 - Sir, I'm afraid all that did was prove my point, as certain be…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on More Carl Sagan 0
User avatar #63 - Soundtrack (01/03/2013) [-]
I see what you mean, but in a large amount of independent tests, some of them are bound to come out as a false-positive (look up type-1 error). Also, notice that many of the positieve tests handle a smaller sample size and/or testing period, which reduces their validity even more.
But hey, people believe in crazier stuff then that, and it is your good right to believe in it; It's just that I've been studying for a statistics examen the last couple of days, and I went in mathmode.
User avatar #64 - captainfuckitall (01/03/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. No, no, it's my fault entirely as I was the one who said it without having research enough to back it up. In any case, you are correct and I shall look into the link even more before saying the lunar phase has any effect upon us
#52 - I'm not sure, but again, I wouldn't be saying it if I didn't t… 01/02/2013 on More Carl Sagan 0
#50 - I apologize for upsetting you, sir. But I wouldn't be saying i…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on More Carl Sagan -1
#59 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
The placebo effect is not the same thing as confirmation bias.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (01/03/2013) [-]
But it is the same as having an affect in general, which is what I'm trying to say
#48 - I not, that's why I put "seem to be affected" rather… 01/02/2013 on More Carl Sagan -1
#46 - I do read 01/02/2013 on More Carl Sagan -1
#18 - Yes, yes we can. Because there is an actual right answer to th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on Field cannot be empty. +3
User avatar #24 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
That's why i said the Bible has to be studied, not read
#16 - But can you find the "true meaning" of a book that w…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Field cannot be empty. +2
User avatar #17 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
And can people understand things happened millions of years ago?

can scientists say that a dinosaur was grey skinned by looking at its bones?
what if the T-rex was as blue as the Sky?

How can people understand the meaning of ancient poetry?

Meaning comes from understanding;

Proverbs 9:10 “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.”
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes, yes we can. Because there is an actual right answer to that, and because there is it only stands to logic that it will be found.

Ancient Poetry? No, because for art there is no true meaning or final answer, there is just what you believe it means and that's what makes it great

Meaning may come from understanding, but understanding does not come from meaning. You may be able to learn something, but you may not comprehend it. You may hear something, but you may not listen. You may look, but you may not see. Get it? Just because someone tells you the answer doesn't mean it's the right one, and I simply cannot believe a book that tells me to place all my faith in a single thing that I cannot even see or touch
User avatar #24 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
That's why i said the Bible has to be studied, not read
#7 - Okay? I'm not saying it is. What I'm saying is that people ten…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on More Carl Sagan -8
#31 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
http : //skepdic . com/fullmoon . html

Go read a fucking book.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
I do read
#5 - Eh, as good an explanation as I've ever heard  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on More Carl Sagan -3
User avatar #6 - kasperscar (01/02/2013) [-]
Cheers
#9 - I WISH my mom did that for me... When I was late for … 01/02/2013 on momma's love 0
#13 - In that case, my apologizes. I have read the bible, …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Field cannot be empty. +3
User avatar #14 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
In that case i apologize too,

I use the term "read" referring to the bible, which is not correct.
The Bible it's not meant to be read, but understood and studied, only by studying the bible you can acknowledge its true meaning;
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
But can you find the "true meaning" of a book that was written 2000 years ago? Are any of us even qualified for that? It's mostly just cherry picking and certain people's opinions, which is why I cannot take it seriously.
User avatar #17 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
And can people understand things happened millions of years ago?

can scientists say that a dinosaur was grey skinned by looking at its bones?
what if the T-rex was as blue as the Sky?

How can people understand the meaning of ancient poetry?

Meaning comes from understanding;

Proverbs 9:10 “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.”
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes, yes we can. Because there is an actual right answer to that, and because there is it only stands to logic that it will be found.

Ancient Poetry? No, because for art there is no true meaning or final answer, there is just what you believe it means and that's what makes it great

Meaning may come from understanding, but understanding does not come from meaning. You may be able to learn something, but you may not comprehend it. You may hear something, but you may not listen. You may look, but you may not see. Get it? Just because someone tells you the answer doesn't mean it's the right one, and I simply cannot believe a book that tells me to place all my faith in a single thing that I cannot even see or touch
User avatar #24 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
That's why i said the Bible has to be studied, not read
#11 - You see, I'm not here to talk about what YOU think it stands f…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Field cannot be empty. +3
User avatar #47 - mrmontombo (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, finally someone who has the same opinions as me.
User avatar #12 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
English is not my first language, i use the same words (Believe, in this case) in different contexts

- About the Shaving problem, that really bugs me, it's like the thing "you can't eat fish or you end up in hell", Ok, i got it, the only problem is that most of the rules in the old testament are for the Jewish, they were laws for their people, you MAY know the verse, and even the chapter, but i would recommend you to read the WHOLE book of that specific chapter to know WHY and WHAT people were talking about, in this case i think it was Leviticus, which you have to read ALL of it to understand something;

The Bible is not a quoting book, if you want to read a verse, or a chapter, read the whole storic context of the book, THEN try to outsmart someone who actually read the Bible;

as for believing in God, i may use the logic of a tv show, let's put it like this:

By acknowledging the existence of God, in which you don't believe, you end up believing in it;
You cannot Not Believe in something, you should not know about that thing to not believe in it.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
In that case, my apologizes.

I have read the bible, and it's full of errors and contradictions, none of it makes much sense. It's a good philosophical story, and COULD have some good lessons if used as symbolism. But when it's taken literally (as most of those I've seen do it) it's just stupid

That's like saying you now believe there is a monster under your bed, simply because you read it here. You need to hear of something first before you can probably choose to believe it or not
User avatar #14 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
In that case i apologize too,

I use the term "read" referring to the bible, which is not correct.
The Bible it's not meant to be read, but understood and studied, only by studying the bible you can acknowledge its true meaning;
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
But can you find the "true meaning" of a book that was written 2000 years ago? Are any of us even qualified for that? It's mostly just cherry picking and certain people's opinions, which is why I cannot take it seriously.
User avatar #17 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
And can people understand things happened millions of years ago?

can scientists say that a dinosaur was grey skinned by looking at its bones?
what if the T-rex was as blue as the Sky?

How can people understand the meaning of ancient poetry?

Meaning comes from understanding;

Proverbs 9:10 “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.”
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes, yes we can. Because there is an actual right answer to that, and because there is it only stands to logic that it will be found.

Ancient Poetry? No, because for art there is no true meaning or final answer, there is just what you believe it means and that's what makes it great

Meaning may come from understanding, but understanding does not come from meaning. You may be able to learn something, but you may not comprehend it. You may hear something, but you may not listen. You may look, but you may not see. Get it? Just because someone tells you the answer doesn't mean it's the right one, and I simply cannot believe a book that tells me to place all my faith in a single thing that I cannot even see or touch
User avatar #24 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
That's why i said the Bible has to be studied, not read
#9 - You seem to think that I acknowledge that I made a mistake, an…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Field cannot be empty. +1
User avatar #10 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
"undeniable word of god" stands for Law, it's the law of god which we should follow.
Are you afraid of the cops? of going to prison?
The Book in which the Law is written in it's made by men, but you still follow them because you don't want to go to prison.
The Bible has the same purpose, to guide people to not end up in Hell;

If you don't believe in God, then don't believe in Law either
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
You see, I'm not here to talk about what YOU think it stands for. Everyone has a different meaning for everything in the bible, which is why I can't possibly take it seriously

No, because people shouldn't have to fear those who's job is to protect them. No, because I've done no wrong and thus have no fear of prison. No, I don't murder people because it's not a nice thing to do and I've yet to meet anyone I want to murder, same with other crimes. I don't steal cause most people work hard to make those things and get their honest pay, I don't rape because I don't like the idea of taking someone against their will, ect. ect. If you let fear dictate your actions rather than your own moral compass, you are not a good person, only a coward.

You can't shave your sideburns or else you'll end up in hell? (I have the exact chapter and verse that says that, if you'd like to see it)

I don't believe in god, nor do I "believe" in law (that was a very silly way of putting it). I believe we need rules (or rather, disipline) or else people will go nuts, but I do not BELIEVE law has some basic standing in life, as law is a man-made invention and not formed naturally
User avatar #47 - mrmontombo (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, finally someone who has the same opinions as me.
User avatar #12 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
English is not my first language, i use the same words (Believe, in this case) in different contexts

- About the Shaving problem, that really bugs me, it's like the thing "you can't eat fish or you end up in hell", Ok, i got it, the only problem is that most of the rules in the old testament are for the Jewish, they were laws for their people, you MAY know the verse, and even the chapter, but i would recommend you to read the WHOLE book of that specific chapter to know WHY and WHAT people were talking about, in this case i think it was Leviticus, which you have to read ALL of it to understand something;

The Bible is not a quoting book, if you want to read a verse, or a chapter, read the whole storic context of the book, THEN try to outsmart someone who actually read the Bible;

as for believing in God, i may use the logic of a tv show, let's put it like this:

By acknowledging the existence of God, in which you don't believe, you end up believing in it;
You cannot Not Believe in something, you should not know about that thing to not believe in it.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
In that case, my apologizes.

I have read the bible, and it's full of errors and contradictions, none of it makes much sense. It's a good philosophical story, and COULD have some good lessons if used as symbolism. But when it's taken literally (as most of those I've seen do it) it's just stupid

That's like saying you now believe there is a monster under your bed, simply because you read it here. You need to hear of something first before you can probably choose to believe it or not
User avatar #14 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
In that case i apologize too,

I use the term "read" referring to the bible, which is not correct.
The Bible it's not meant to be read, but understood and studied, only by studying the bible you can acknowledge its true meaning;
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
But can you find the "true meaning" of a book that was written 2000 years ago? Are any of us even qualified for that? It's mostly just cherry picking and certain people's opinions, which is why I cannot take it seriously.
User avatar #17 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
And can people understand things happened millions of years ago?

can scientists say that a dinosaur was grey skinned by looking at its bones?
what if the T-rex was as blue as the Sky?

How can people understand the meaning of ancient poetry?

Meaning comes from understanding;

Proverbs 9:10 “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.”
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes, yes we can. Because there is an actual right answer to that, and because there is it only stands to logic that it will be found.

Ancient Poetry? No, because for art there is no true meaning or final answer, there is just what you believe it means and that's what makes it great

Meaning may come from understanding, but understanding does not come from meaning. You may be able to learn something, but you may not comprehend it. You may hear something, but you may not listen. You may look, but you may not see. Get it? Just because someone tells you the answer doesn't mean it's the right one, and I simply cannot believe a book that tells me to place all my faith in a single thing that I cannot even see or touch
User avatar #24 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
That's why i said the Bible has to be studied, not read
#1 - In actual fact, many people seem to be affected by the movemen…  [+] (33 new replies) 01/02/2013 on More Carl Sagan -58
#57 - bahh (01/02/2013) [-]
You're a fool and this is why!
What is the gestation period for a human female? 295 days, FROM CONCEPTION, not from missed period, but the moment the sperm reaches the egg and fertilizes it.
What is the consecutive cycle between full moons? 29.5 days
Now what is 29.5 x 10? 295 days. So, if your child is born on a full moon. Chances are, you got knocked up on a full moon, and no one will dispute the romantic effects of a full moon.

I paraphrased Neil deGrasse Tyson there.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
Well thank you for that wonderful lesson, you seem to be a very smart individual. But as I said to some gentlemen below me, I said it "seems" as if it has an affect, not that it does. And I think it's better to be a fool and accept the consequences of a hundred red thumbs (as is happening now) than to be a coward and betray my own beliefs for the sake of what others think of me
#61 - bahh (01/03/2013) [-]
Take your red thumbage in your stride. Who cares, it's virtual ranking for an online community, but you learnt something today.
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (01/03/2013) [-]
Indeed, kind sir
User avatar #38 - coolcalx (01/02/2013) [-]
correlation does not imply causation.
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
I not, that's why I put "seem to be affected" rather than "ARE affected"
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User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
I apologize for upsetting you, sir. But I wouldn't be saying it if I didn't think it was true on some level (even if it just had a placebo affect)
#59 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
The placebo effect is not the same thing as confirmation bias.
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (01/03/2013) [-]
But it is the same as having an affect in general, which is what I'm trying to say
#17 - semisane (01/02/2013) [-]
#23 - lovetolmao (01/02/2013) [-]
I was just thinking about an episode of Game Grumps I saw recently where they (respectfully) imitated Carl Sagan. Then I scroll down and see this gif.
"Billions and billions of years..."
#15 - eddymolly (01/02/2013) [-]
So why are there only 12 star signs when there's 13 constellations? HMMMM?
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, but again, I wouldn't be saying it if I didn't think there was some truth there (again, even if it was just the placebo affect).
#47 - Crusader (01/02/2013) [-]
Because the serpent has no month, it appears at random and affects random births
User avatar #54 - eddymolly (01/02/2013) [-]
1) Its as regular as the others
2) As opposed to most of the other zodiac signs that fit so perfectly?
3) Its all bullshit anyhow so it doesn't matter.
User avatar #55 - Crusader (01/02/2013) [-]
It's a reference to a game series, The Elder Scrolls, that has birthsigns, one for each cycle, about 28 days, but since there would be an extra cycle left over, the serpent constellation is assigned at random.
User avatar #56 - eddymolly (01/02/2013) [-]
Ahh. Now I feel stupid. Thats odd, I was just about to play skyrim as well.
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User avatar #33 - eddymolly (01/02/2013) [-]
I mean constellations used in the zodiac, I do know there are more than 13, I do Physics.
#35 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
Then you really should have put the qualifier in the original post because "So why are there only 12 star signs when there's 13 constellations? HMMMM?" sounds pretty stupid.
#34 - TheAnonymousRebel has deleted their comment.
User avatar #37 - eddymolly (01/02/2013) [-]
Due to the fact we do a lot of astrophysics and I have hence spent about 30 hours so far at an observatory.
#27 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
what if the 13th is for those silly people born on leap year
User avatar #30 - eddymolly (01/02/2013) [-]
no, its Ophiuchus, for anyone born between November 29 and December 17.
User avatar #8 - Soundtrack (01/02/2013) [-]
Right, except that being totally wrong.

http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/moon.html
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
Sir, I'm afraid all that did was prove my point, as certain behaviours do appear to be affected by the lunar phases. Did you read that before sending it to me?

In any case, I never said lunar bodies CAUSE such behaviour, all I said was that people SEEM to be affected by it
User avatar #63 - Soundtrack (01/03/2013) [-]
I see what you mean, but in a large amount of independent tests, some of them are bound to come out as a false-positive (look up type-1 error). Also, notice that many of the positieve tests handle a smaller sample size and/or testing period, which reduces their validity even more.
But hey, people believe in crazier stuff then that, and it is your good right to believe in it; It's just that I've been studying for a statistics examen the last couple of days, and I went in mathmode.
User avatar #64 - captainfuckitall (01/03/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. No, no, it's my fault entirely as I was the one who said it without having research enough to back it up. In any case, you are correct and I shall look into the link even more before saying the lunar phase has any effect upon us
User avatar #9 - Soundtrack (01/02/2013) [-]
Also, correlation=/=causality.
User avatar #4 - kasperscar (01/02/2013) [-]
The full moon things is to do with our ancestors


They used to have full moon festivals and parties and get fucked up and pray to their gods
The reason some go crazy cause they have more energy cause their ancestors partied hard
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
Eh, as good an explanation as I've ever heard
User avatar #6 - kasperscar (01/02/2013) [-]
Cheers
#2 - I like my coffee like I like my women.... Chopped up … 01/02/2013 on Trololo 0
#7 - I said "supposedly" for a reason... Take mo…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Field cannot be empty. +2
User avatar #8 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
i read your comment about 3 times before posting just to see if i was right or wrong to judge it,

Saying "supposedly" it's not saving you, no one ever said that the old testament was written by God himself, it's not even a thing
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
You seem to think that I acknowledge that I made a mistake, and wish to cover it up for the sake of pride or out of concern for what others here may think. Believe me, I really don't care to try and "save" my reputation, or my dignity from you. I said "supposedly" because I don't believe in god, but many of the christians and catholics I've talked too believe that he himself wrote the old testament, and if you ask many more, I'm sure most will say the bible is the "undeniable word of god"
User avatar #10 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
"undeniable word of god" stands for Law, it's the law of god which we should follow.
Are you afraid of the cops? of going to prison?
The Book in which the Law is written in it's made by men, but you still follow them because you don't want to go to prison.
The Bible has the same purpose, to guide people to not end up in Hell;

If you don't believe in God, then don't believe in Law either
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
You see, I'm not here to talk about what YOU think it stands for. Everyone has a different meaning for everything in the bible, which is why I can't possibly take it seriously

No, because people shouldn't have to fear those who's job is to protect them. No, because I've done no wrong and thus have no fear of prison. No, I don't murder people because it's not a nice thing to do and I've yet to meet anyone I want to murder, same with other crimes. I don't steal cause most people work hard to make those things and get their honest pay, I don't rape because I don't like the idea of taking someone against their will, ect. ect. If you let fear dictate your actions rather than your own moral compass, you are not a good person, only a coward.

You can't shave your sideburns or else you'll end up in hell? (I have the exact chapter and verse that says that, if you'd like to see it)

I don't believe in god, nor do I "believe" in law (that was a very silly way of putting it). I believe we need rules (or rather, disipline) or else people will go nuts, but I do not BELIEVE law has some basic standing in life, as law is a man-made invention and not formed naturally
User avatar #47 - mrmontombo (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, finally someone who has the same opinions as me.
User avatar #12 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
English is not my first language, i use the same words (Believe, in this case) in different contexts

- About the Shaving problem, that really bugs me, it's like the thing "you can't eat fish or you end up in hell", Ok, i got it, the only problem is that most of the rules in the old testament are for the Jewish, they were laws for their people, you MAY know the verse, and even the chapter, but i would recommend you to read the WHOLE book of that specific chapter to know WHY and WHAT people were talking about, in this case i think it was Leviticus, which you have to read ALL of it to understand something;

The Bible is not a quoting book, if you want to read a verse, or a chapter, read the whole storic context of the book, THEN try to outsmart someone who actually read the Bible;

as for believing in God, i may use the logic of a tv show, let's put it like this:

By acknowledging the existence of God, in which you don't believe, you end up believing in it;
You cannot Not Believe in something, you should not know about that thing to not believe in it.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
In that case, my apologizes.

I have read the bible, and it's full of errors and contradictions, none of it makes much sense. It's a good philosophical story, and COULD have some good lessons if used as symbolism. But when it's taken literally (as most of those I've seen do it) it's just stupid

That's like saying you now believe there is a monster under your bed, simply because you read it here. You need to hear of something first before you can probably choose to believe it or not
User avatar #14 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
In that case i apologize too,

I use the term "read" referring to the bible, which is not correct.
The Bible it's not meant to be read, but understood and studied, only by studying the bible you can acknowledge its true meaning;
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
But can you find the "true meaning" of a book that was written 2000 years ago? Are any of us even qualified for that? It's mostly just cherry picking and certain people's opinions, which is why I cannot take it seriously.
User avatar #17 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
And can people understand things happened millions of years ago?

can scientists say that a dinosaur was grey skinned by looking at its bones?
what if the T-rex was as blue as the Sky?

How can people understand the meaning of ancient poetry?

Meaning comes from understanding;

Proverbs 9:10 “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.”
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes, yes we can. Because there is an actual right answer to that, and because there is it only stands to logic that it will be found.

Ancient Poetry? No, because for art there is no true meaning or final answer, there is just what you believe it means and that's what makes it great

Meaning may come from understanding, but understanding does not come from meaning. You may be able to learn something, but you may not comprehend it. You may hear something, but you may not listen. You may look, but you may not see. Get it? Just because someone tells you the answer doesn't mean it's the right one, and I simply cannot believe a book that tells me to place all my faith in a single thing that I cannot even see or touch
User avatar #24 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
That's why i said the Bible has to be studied, not read
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#5 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
Written by god? just...just shut up, it makes you smarter
User avatar #6 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
Forgot to log in
User avatar #7 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
I said "supposedly" for a reason...

Take more time to read better, it makes you smarter
User avatar #8 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
i read your comment about 3 times before posting just to see if i was right or wrong to judge it,

Saying "supposedly" it's not saving you, no one ever said that the old testament was written by God himself, it's not even a thing
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
You seem to think that I acknowledge that I made a mistake, and wish to cover it up for the sake of pride or out of concern for what others here may think. Believe me, I really don't care to try and "save" my reputation, or my dignity from you. I said "supposedly" because I don't believe in god, but many of the christians and catholics I've talked too believe that he himself wrote the old testament, and if you ask many more, I'm sure most will say the bible is the "undeniable word of god"
User avatar #10 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
"undeniable word of god" stands for Law, it's the law of god which we should follow.
Are you afraid of the cops? of going to prison?
The Book in which the Law is written in it's made by men, but you still follow them because you don't want to go to prison.
The Bible has the same purpose, to guide people to not end up in Hell;

If you don't believe in God, then don't believe in Law either
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
You see, I'm not here to talk about what YOU think it stands for. Everyone has a different meaning for everything in the bible, which is why I can't possibly take it seriously

No, because people shouldn't have to fear those who's job is to protect them. No, because I've done no wrong and thus have no fear of prison. No, I don't murder people because it's not a nice thing to do and I've yet to meet anyone I want to murder, same with other crimes. I don't steal cause most people work hard to make those things and get their honest pay, I don't rape because I don't like the idea of taking someone against their will, ect. ect. If you let fear dictate your actions rather than your own moral compass, you are not a good person, only a coward.

You can't shave your sideburns or else you'll end up in hell? (I have the exact chapter and verse that says that, if you'd like to see it)

I don't believe in god, nor do I "believe" in law (that was a very silly way of putting it). I believe we need rules (or rather, disipline) or else people will go nuts, but I do not BELIEVE law has some basic standing in life, as law is a man-made invention and not formed naturally
User avatar #47 - mrmontombo (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, finally someone who has the same opinions as me.
User avatar #12 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
English is not my first language, i use the same words (Believe, in this case) in different contexts

- About the Shaving problem, that really bugs me, it's like the thing "you can't eat fish or you end up in hell", Ok, i got it, the only problem is that most of the rules in the old testament are for the Jewish, they were laws for their people, you MAY know the verse, and even the chapter, but i would recommend you to read the WHOLE book of that specific chapter to know WHY and WHAT people were talking about, in this case i think it was Leviticus, which you have to read ALL of it to understand something;

The Bible is not a quoting book, if you want to read a verse, or a chapter, read the whole storic context of the book, THEN try to outsmart someone who actually read the Bible;

as for believing in God, i may use the logic of a tv show, let's put it like this:

By acknowledging the existence of God, in which you don't believe, you end up believing in it;
You cannot Not Believe in something, you should not know about that thing to not believe in it.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
In that case, my apologizes.

I have read the bible, and it's full of errors and contradictions, none of it makes much sense. It's a good philosophical story, and COULD have some good lessons if used as symbolism. But when it's taken literally (as most of those I've seen do it) it's just stupid

That's like saying you now believe there is a monster under your bed, simply because you read it here. You need to hear of something first before you can probably choose to believe it or not
User avatar #14 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
In that case i apologize too,

I use the term "read" referring to the bible, which is not correct.
The Bible it's not meant to be read, but understood and studied, only by studying the bible you can acknowledge its true meaning;
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
But can you find the "true meaning" of a book that was written 2000 years ago? Are any of us even qualified for that? It's mostly just cherry picking and certain people's opinions, which is why I cannot take it seriously.
User avatar #17 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
And can people understand things happened millions of years ago?

can scientists say that a dinosaur was grey skinned by looking at its bones?
what if the T-rex was as blue as the Sky?

How can people understand the meaning of ancient poetry?

Meaning comes from understanding;

Proverbs 9:10 “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.”
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes, yes we can. Because there is an actual right answer to that, and because there is it only stands to logic that it will be found.

Ancient Poetry? No, because for art there is no true meaning or final answer, there is just what you believe it means and that's what makes it great

Meaning may come from understanding, but understanding does not come from meaning. You may be able to learn something, but you may not comprehend it. You may hear something, but you may not listen. You may look, but you may not see. Get it? Just because someone tells you the answer doesn't mean it's the right one, and I simply cannot believe a book that tells me to place all my faith in a single thing that I cannot even see or touch
User avatar #24 - Ropyx (01/02/2013) [-]
That's why i said the Bible has to be studied, not read

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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