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Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
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Comment Ranking:#441
Highest Content Rank:#10530
Highest Comment Rank:#49
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Comment Thumbs: 43940 total,  54494 ,  10554
Content Level Progress: 76.27% (45/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 52.6% (526/1000)
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Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:14140
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#179 - i appreciate your support, friend. and believe me, it IS stupi… 03/01/2012 on Scumbag teachers... +1
#136 - eh well. at least i have funnyjunk :) 03/01/2012 on Scumbag teachers... +5
#101 - aww crap! ANOTHER person who feels the need to point… 03/01/2012 on Scumbag teachers... -1
#98 - this actually hits hard today it's Anti-Bully/Anti-Ho…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2012 on Scumbag teachers... +16
#156 - sydeia (03/01/2012) [-]
That is the must fucking retarded thing I've heard a school do. This is like teachers doing this to a girl for wearing clothing for men. If a girl wore that, they probably would have no problem.

<-- The only thing going on in their head.
User avatar #179 - captainfuckitall (03/01/2012) [-]
i appreciate your support, friend. and believe me, it IS stupid. but sometimes you just gotta suck it up, right? at least my mom's on my side (which explains why i still have the computer :P)
#133 - friednazi (03/01/2012) [-]
People are so fucking intolerant.
User avatar #136 - captainfuckitall (03/01/2012) [-]
eh well. at least i have funnyjunk :)
#666 - even so. when you make a stupid statement, you got to own up t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0
User avatar #671 - mrswagly (03/01/2012) [-]
Can you not just leave it the fuck alone and move on? Or are you just playing for the last word and in that case I don't give a fuck and you can say it.
#25 - should it matter? it still made me laugh 02/29/2012 on Im a failure 0
#656 - my bad :( 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0
#655 - i wasn't aware you knew every person in every country … 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0
#4 - this made me laugh and i said outloud that it was funny …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Im a failure +12
User avatar #24 - dguitarhero (02/29/2012) [-]
calm down, he just took a comic from reddit
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (02/29/2012) [-]
should it matter? it still made me laugh
User avatar #13 - fossfjell (02/29/2012) [-]
you know its been a good post when you do that
#339 - i'm sorry, i wasn't aware i was insulting you. nor was i aware… 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself -1
#56 - i don't even LIKE text porn and it's giving me boners, GOD DAMN 02/29/2012 on Erotic story Critique 0
#182 - although, for what it's worth, i do agree that Atheists get a … 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0
#181 - no offense there, bud. but i call ******** . sure,…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself -1
User avatar #209 - nazrain (02/29/2012) [-]
none taken,

but i am just using myself as an example, i have no quarell with any religion, people can believe whatever they want, everyone has a freedom of choice.
#179 - eh, it happens. at least we aren't being oppressed. personally…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0
#192 - yamie (02/29/2012) [-]
I have no particular issue with Canada having lived here my entire life but I defiantly think that we can improve in many areas
#197 - minimoe (02/29/2012) [-]
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#174 - i would say come to Canada, but (at least to me) it's not that…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself +1
#400 - anonymous (02/29/2012) [-]
same in the uk
User avatar #177 - ferose (02/29/2012) [-]
sorry to hear that bro. nobody should be bending over at their own house
User avatar #179 - captainfuckitall (02/29/2012) [-]
eh, it happens. at least we aren't being oppressed. personally, i think the only GOOD place left in this world is Antarctica :D
#192 - yamie (02/29/2012) [-]
I have no particular issue with Canada having lived here my entire life but I defiantly think that we can improve in many areas
#197 - minimoe (02/29/2012) [-]
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#172 - actually, at around that time, churches had close to ultimate … 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself +1
#170 - well of course, you came from the same land as Hugh Lorie (if …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself -4
User avatar #626 - thepartyspoison (02/29/2012) [-]
I'm from Essex personally; not that I'm a slag, orange or a chav in any shape way or form.
And I don't talk like they do on the program.
User avatar #656 - captainfuckitall (02/29/2012) [-]
my bad :(
#169 - actually, he was. he stated in multiple speeches that he was, … 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself +6
#161 - more then likely, that's because you're around it most of the …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself -1
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User avatar #339 - captainfuckitall (02/29/2012) [-]
i'm sorry, i wasn't aware i was insulting you. nor was i aware that called for an insult back
#159 - i actually consider myself more "Human" then "C… 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0
#158 - that was a pansy move you did, deleting your comment...  [+] (3 new replies) 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0
#663 - mrswagly (02/29/2012) [-]
I admit I made a stupid mistake now can we move on? What'd you say? No? Oh okay.
User avatar #666 - captainfuckitall (02/29/2012) [-]
even so. when you make a stupid statement, you got to own up to it and let the red thumbs role. you got to go down with your ship

besides, it's thumbs. do you honestly value virtual currency (that you can't even BUY things with) that much?
User avatar #671 - mrswagly (03/01/2012) [-]
Can you not just leave it the fuck alone and move on? Or are you just playing for the last word and in that case I don't give a fuck and you can say it.
#157 - well there is good reason for that my friend. you see it hones… 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0
#156 - this made me laugh, just imagining some woman riding you and y… 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0
#155 - unless of course you believe in H.P.Lovecrafts Mythos and the … 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0
#154 - indeed, but even so. i'm just playing the devil's advocate her… 02/29/2012 on Learn to laugh at yourself 0

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User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, ******** , and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
&quot;Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'.&quot; - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
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