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#109 - you're an idiot. you realize the majority of funnyjunkers ARE … 03/30/2012 on How every FJ'er feels -5
#225 - actually, i myself would like to see that. that way we could t… 03/30/2012 on Who are the real spammers? -1
#224 - and the majority of people are Bronies  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2012 on Who are the real spammers? -2
User avatar #229 - epicalania (03/30/2012) [-]
not quite the majority of people are bronys OR people who appreciate a joke that is good and not overused, whether or not it is ponyfied
User avatar #328 - captainfuckitall (03/30/2012) [-]
but most of them are Ponyfied. i cannot count how many times i saw a repost voted to the top (and a bad repost, at that) simply because it involved ponies
User avatar #898 - epicalania (03/31/2012) [-]
that is true, i beleive the joke is whats important not wether or not it has ponys, but dolan only has bad spelling and retarded drawings
User avatar #917 - captainfuckitall (03/31/2012) [-]
indeed, you are correct
User avatar #920 - epicalania (03/31/2012) [-]
therefore, while neither of us like pony posts, pony posts are better, as pony posts have a chance to be funny

#223 - he's not, but lets face it, Pony posts really aren't that funn… 03/30/2012 on Who are the real spammers? +3
#222 - we do skip, it's just annoying having to skip 5 posts in a row 03/30/2012 on Who are the real spammers? +1
#540 - well that's fine, i've seen those references actually. even so…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2012 on Are we clear? 0
User avatar #546 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I understand what you mean.
#538 - oh, i know, and i didn't mean for it to be an insult for offen…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2012 on Are we clear? 0
User avatar #549 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I know that you didn't mean to sound like a prick or be offensive, but that saying is referenced nearly every time people are dealing with bronies in any negative way.
#212 - haha, and even now i'm getting thumbed down quite severely for…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Are we clear? 0
User avatar #219 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I don't understand why you're getting thumbs either, I'v seen many people share their opinions like that and get green thumbs.

maybe the phrase "shoved down my throat left right and center" didn't sit well with people, I don't know.

oh, and please, could you guys stop quoting "love and tolerance"? It's seriously unfair how people hold ALL of us to a moral standard that not everyone shares. we're just fans, not a religion. I swear, you guys say it more than actual bronies.
User avatar #538 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
oh, i know, and i didn't mean for it to be an insult for offend you. but once again, i've seen more then a few posts about how Bronies are "better" then any religious group because they believe in love and tolerance and follow through with friendship and all this other crap. i didn't mean to sound like a prick
User avatar #549 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I know that you didn't mean to sound like a prick or be offensive, but that saying is referenced nearly every time people are dealing with bronies in any negative way.
#211 - oh, i wouldn't doubt it either; in fact i agree with you, that…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Are we clear? 0
User avatar #220 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
part of the whole mixing/transforming things into ponies I think comes from the number of references the show itself makes. they've ponified doctor who and all kinds of other things, and the references are a big plus for many people, so I think that's part of the drive.

like myself, I get a total blast out of mixing warhammer 40k with ponies.
User avatar #540 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
well that's fine, i've seen those references actually. even so...i don't know, it just gets on my nerves that i see it (i believe) more then i should, that's all
User avatar #546 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I understand what you mean.
#176 - oh, i know. but it just seem's (and even reading these comment…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Are we clear? 0
User avatar #178 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I haven't met a whole lot of bronies who believe that, but part of the reason is because many bronies were once die hard haters, and after seeing the wide variety of people the show has managed to attract and appeal to, many of us are not really sure on WHERE its appeal ends.

some bronies assume that many people just haven't tried the show to really see if they hate it as much as they claim. let's be honest, TONS of people who hate on us do so out of ignorance, so I wouldn't doubt a number of them haven't tried it.
User avatar #212 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
haha, and even now i'm getting thumbed down quite severely for my opinion on Ponies. whatever happened to "love and tolerance"?
User avatar #219 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I don't understand why you're getting thumbs either, I'v seen many people share their opinions like that and get green thumbs.

maybe the phrase "shoved down my throat left right and center" didn't sit well with people, I don't know.

oh, and please, could you guys stop quoting "love and tolerance"? It's seriously unfair how people hold ALL of us to a moral standard that not everyone shares. we're just fans, not a religion. I swear, you guys say it more than actual bronies.
User avatar #538 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
oh, i know, and i didn't mean for it to be an insult for offend you. but once again, i've seen more then a few posts about how Bronies are "better" then any religious group because they believe in love and tolerance and follow through with friendship and all this other crap. i didn't mean to sound like a prick
User avatar #549 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I know that you didn't mean to sound like a prick or be offensive, but that saying is referenced nearly every time people are dealing with bronies in any negative way.
User avatar #211 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
oh, i wouldn't doubt it either; in fact i agree with you, that the show has attracted many people of many backgrounds and has much appeal to all. but it's just the arrogance of I've seen coming from (some, not all) Bronies that actually drives me AWAY from the show. like here, on FunnyJunk, a lot of the Pony stuff that gets voted up isn't original, or even funny, it is simply a copy of something else made into something Pony, which apparently makes it more desirable. i mean, i'm a die-hard Lovecraft fan, but if everything became monsters and tentacles, even ponies, i would get a little annoyed with it
User avatar #220 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
part of the whole mixing/transforming things into ponies I think comes from the number of references the show itself makes. they've ponified doctor who and all kinds of other things, and the references are a big plus for many people, so I think that's part of the drive.

like myself, I get a total blast out of mixing warhammer 40k with ponies.
User avatar #540 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
well that's fine, i've seen those references actually. even so...i don't know, it just gets on my nerves that i see it (i believe) more then i should, that's all
User avatar #546 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I understand what you mean.
#372 - well you see good sir, i believe i am quite correct; as it is … 03/29/2012 on Attention: Dolan lovers. +1
#172 - did you not read what i put? i never said anybody "deserv… 03/29/2012 on True story 0
#118 - not really; I've seen video's from youtube, and here. that's i… 03/29/2012 on Are we clear? -4
#116 - i read it in her voice. not because i'm a brony but b…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Are we clear? -6
User avatar #171 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure this post is just referring to bronies specifically...not actually saying "LOL U R A BRONY LOL"
User avatar #176 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
oh, i know. but it just seem's (and even reading these comments it becomes more clear) that many Bronies assume the only reason people AREN'T Bronies is because they haven't watched MLP
User avatar #178 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I haven't met a whole lot of bronies who believe that, but part of the reason is because many bronies were once die hard haters, and after seeing the wide variety of people the show has managed to attract and appeal to, many of us are not really sure on WHERE its appeal ends.

some bronies assume that many people just haven't tried the show to really see if they hate it as much as they claim. let's be honest, TONS of people who hate on us do so out of ignorance, so I wouldn't doubt a number of them haven't tried it.
User avatar #212 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
haha, and even now i'm getting thumbed down quite severely for my opinion on Ponies. whatever happened to "love and tolerance"?
User avatar #219 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I don't understand why you're getting thumbs either, I'v seen many people share their opinions like that and get green thumbs.

maybe the phrase "shoved down my throat left right and center" didn't sit well with people, I don't know.

oh, and please, could you guys stop quoting "love and tolerance"? It's seriously unfair how people hold ALL of us to a moral standard that not everyone shares. we're just fans, not a religion. I swear, you guys say it more than actual bronies.
User avatar #538 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
oh, i know, and i didn't mean for it to be an insult for offend you. but once again, i've seen more then a few posts about how Bronies are "better" then any religious group because they believe in love and tolerance and follow through with friendship and all this other crap. i didn't mean to sound like a prick
User avatar #549 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I know that you didn't mean to sound like a prick or be offensive, but that saying is referenced nearly every time people are dealing with bronies in any negative way.
User avatar #211 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
oh, i wouldn't doubt it either; in fact i agree with you, that the show has attracted many people of many backgrounds and has much appeal to all. but it's just the arrogance of I've seen coming from (some, not all) Bronies that actually drives me AWAY from the show. like here, on FunnyJunk, a lot of the Pony stuff that gets voted up isn't original, or even funny, it is simply a copy of something else made into something Pony, which apparently makes it more desirable. i mean, i'm a die-hard Lovecraft fan, but if everything became monsters and tentacles, even ponies, i would get a little annoyed with it
User avatar #220 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
part of the whole mixing/transforming things into ponies I think comes from the number of references the show itself makes. they've ponified doctor who and all kinds of other things, and the references are a big plus for many people, so I think that's part of the drive.

like myself, I get a total blast out of mixing warhammer 40k with ponies.
User avatar #540 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
well that's fine, i've seen those references actually. even so...i don't know, it just gets on my nerves that i see it (i believe) more then i should, that's all
User avatar #546 - dtox (03/29/2012) [-]
I understand what you mean.
User avatar #117 - KazahkRussian (03/29/2012) [-]
You must have seen the show at some point to fully understand the way she speaks to read this in her voice.
User avatar #118 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
not really; I've seen video's from youtube, and here. that's it, really. (and what the hell do you mean "they way she speaks"? they all speak the same way, through their mouths :P)
#291 - oh ya....that's the stuff... 03/29/2012 on Attention: Dolan lovers. +1
#286 - and i love you mattmoshpitt...i've wanted to tell you for so l…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Attention: Dolan lovers. 0
#289 - SemiAnon (03/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #291 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
oh ya....that's the stuff...
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#97 - agreed, but some men just aren't that nice. and honestly, what… 03/29/2012 on True story 0
#94 - he's not saying every single woman who was raped deserved it, …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2012 on True story -4
User avatar #116 - isangelous (03/29/2012) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me? Nobody deserves to get raped. Nobody who is raped is responsible for the rape. There ARE false claims of rape, which he may have been talking about, but obviously he didn't put it that way. (by the way, a false claim is when a girl is trying to get back at a boy (or visa versa) for something usually unrelated, NOT when a girl says stop, in which case it is NOT a false claim). But to say that some dude's store who gets robbed is partially responsible for the robbery is complete bullshit. To say that when the government steals tax dollars to be used on something other than was is promised is the tax payer's fault is bullshit. It is NEVER a person's fault AT ALL if he/she is raped. So seriously, dude, fuck off.
User avatar #172 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
did you not read what i put? i never said anybody "deserves" to be raped, nor did the man who posted this say anybody deserved to be raped. that's bullshit and you know it, everyone is responsible at some point or another; and even if you are "not" responsible, you are still responsible over your own safety. believe me, i know that, and once again (can't stress this enough) i am NOT supporting rapists, nor am i saying girls DESERVE to get raped, nor am i saying i actually LIKE his opinion. i'm SAYING that we all have a responsibility to look after ourselves and others; just because it SHOULDN'T happen doesn't mean it's not going to. not at all; robbery's are often planned out and are very rarely actually spontaneous. if the owner had more security on the store, perhaps the robbers would have chose a different place or simply not done it all together (and once again, i'm not saying the victims are totally, or even partially responsible, i'm saying SOME of the responsibility falls upon them). but it IS the voter's fault for voting for someone who would abuse the tax dollar system. and for you to deny all responsibility to the victim is making a world where people EXPECT to be protected and do NOTHING to protect themselves; which, believe me, will harm FAR more people then it protects. and hey, if i wore my best clothes, had a wallet packed full of cash, and walked down an alley full of crack-addicts and homeless people bragging about my luck and my wealth, and i got mugged, would ANYONE be surprised? would ANYONE actually take my side and say "no, it's not his fault, he has a right to do that". no, they wouldn't. i agree with you, that rape is a terrible crime, and shouldn't exist, but this is a terrible world and it does. until it changes, WE, as a PEOPLE need to be able to take responsibility for our choices and learn to properly protect ourselves against such a situation. at the very least, the victim should go to a self defense class
#91 - it's funny, cause that actually goes against the massive major… 03/29/2012 on True story +2
#90 - as much as i can sympathize with a rape victim, i can't help b… 03/29/2012 on True story +2
#278 - Dear, Bronies see all the Dolan posts everywhere that…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Attention: Dolan lovers. +2
#307 - luckybastard (03/29/2012) [-]
oh, you put swearing and capslock in your comments





please tell us how right you are and how well you know about the topic
User avatar #372 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
well you see good sir, i believe i am quite correct; as it is hypocritical for a brony to claim that Dolan posts are getting annoying for whenever i stated that Brony posts are getting annoying, they simply said "so skip them"

i know about the topic well, actually; because i've been here for a while and i've found both Dolan and Brony comics funny, as well as both Dolan and Brony comics absolutely ridiculous. i've observed both and taken note of both; and remain neutral in both (despite the claim that if i complain, i am a hater. that's like saying if i dislike crime, i'm automatically a vigilante)
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User avatar #286 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
and i love you mattmoshpitt...i've wanted to tell you for so long...
#289 - SemiAnon (03/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #291 - captainfuckitall (03/29/2012) [-]
oh ya....that's the stuff...
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#227 - why the hell would anyone pretend to hate MLP? hell, … 03/15/2012 on Pretend Haters 0
#6 - i honestly hate things like this. not because they're wrong, a… 03/13/2012 on Skyrim Logic2 +13
#16 - Hail Satan :D 03/13/2012 on Everybody Loves Satan 0
#788 - would you really die of dehydration cause you didn't want to d… 03/08/2012 on ash,are you fucking kidding... +3

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User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, ******** , and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
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