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#130 - Whenever I see comments like this with all these thumbs, I alw… 03/14/2013 on think of the children 0
#15 - ******* Hobo's, how do they work?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2013 on This is amazing +2
#9 - I'm not trying to tell you that, that's why I went through the… 03/14/2013 on Sleep Tight... 0
#11 - PANSY EXCUSES! 03/14/2013 on Somethimes i wish i could... 0
#7 - But that's just silly, why would the calculate it that way?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Sleep Tight... 0
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User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to tell you that, that's why I went through the calculation, because I think THEIR calculation is off
#8 - That's a pansy excuse  [+] (7 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Somethimes i wish i could... +2
User avatar #9 - madebynorwegians (03/14/2013) [-]
The reason i can't do that is because i live in a town with 50 k people and a military airport in Northern Norway
#15 - Womens Study Major (03/14/2013) [-]
du er så jævlig fra jessheim
User avatar #16 - madebynorwegians (03/14/2013) [-]
Det bor 18 k i jessheim... å det e i sør-norge, æ bor i nord-norge
#21 - Womens Study Major (03/14/2013) [-]
Bodø city bodø by...
#17 - naws (03/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - imofcnotharveydent (03/14/2013) [-]
duuude, må du chille as
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2013) [-]
PANSY EXCUSES!
#5 - Which explains why every villain who explains their master pla… 03/14/2013 on Sounds really profound +3
#7 - Nope, but he doesn't really care for it and has a lot more pro… 03/14/2013 on Gone With The Blastwave... +2
#3 - The average person lives for roughly 77 years 365 day…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Sleep Tight... 0
#6 - lieutenantshitface has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2013) [-]
But that's just silly, why would the calculate it that way?
#8 - lieutenantshitface has deleted their comment.
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to tell you that, that's why I went through the calculation, because I think THEIR calculation is off
User avatar #4 - teranin (03/14/2013) [-]
It depends on how you're calculating that. I'm not really sure what the grounds for calculating this statistic were.
#6 - Why can't you?  [+] (9 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Somethimes i wish i could... +7
User avatar #7 - Zeigh (03/14/2013) [-]
Because then you'll cause a commotion, attract the attention of guards / TSA who will inevitably confuse your luggage for rpg's and other weapons and shoot you.
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2013) [-]
That's a pansy excuse
User avatar #9 - madebynorwegians (03/14/2013) [-]
The reason i can't do that is because i live in a town with 50 k people and a military airport in Northern Norway
#15 - Womens Study Major (03/14/2013) [-]
du er så jævlig fra jessheim
User avatar #16 - madebynorwegians (03/14/2013) [-]
Det bor 18 k i jessheim... å det e i sør-norge, æ bor i nord-norge
#21 - Womens Study Major (03/14/2013) [-]
Bodø city bodø by...
#17 - naws (03/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - imofcnotharveydent (03/14/2013) [-]
duuude, må du chille as
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2013) [-]
PANSY EXCUSES!
#212 - Whatevs 03/14/2013 on Okay 0
#145 - But have you killed 6 million sir?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on Hulk vs. Bees 0
User avatar #146 - mcstorms (03/13/2013) [-]
I have not however the hulk who is more then 6 million times stronger then me could
#143 - You vastly underestimate bees, sir  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Hulk vs. Bees 0
User avatar #144 - mcstorms (03/13/2013) [-]
I do not as I have killed them many a time. They are mere insects that the hulk would decimate.
User avatar #145 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2013) [-]
But have you killed 6 million sir?
User avatar #146 - mcstorms (03/13/2013) [-]
I have not however the hulk who is more then 6 million times stronger then me could
#9 - *LeVeyan Satanists LeVeyan Satanists use Satan as a m…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Okay +1
#33 - leveyan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #212 - captainfuckitall (03/14/2013) [-]
Whatevs
#7 - ************ is death ************ … 03/13/2013 on shrimps and cats +6
#22 - Did you even read the post? 03/13/2013 on kissing 0
#141 - Still a ******** of bees  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Hulk vs. Bees 0
User avatar #142 - mcstorms (03/13/2013) [-]
you vastly underestimate the hulk
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2013) [-]
You vastly underestimate bees, sir
User avatar #144 - mcstorms (03/13/2013) [-]
I do not as I have killed them many a time. They are mere insects that the hulk would decimate.
User avatar #145 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2013) [-]
But have you killed 6 million sir?
User avatar #146 - mcstorms (03/13/2013) [-]
I have not however the hulk who is more then 6 million times stronger then me could
#139 - Ya, when he's mad. How many stings do you think it would take …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Hulk vs. Bees 0
User avatar #140 - mcstorms (03/13/2013) [-]
He would start out as the hulk
User avatar #141 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2013) [-]
Still a shitload of bees
User avatar #142 - mcstorms (03/13/2013) [-]
you vastly underestimate the hulk
User avatar #143 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2013) [-]
You vastly underestimate bees, sir
User avatar #144 - mcstorms (03/13/2013) [-]
I do not as I have killed them many a time. They are mere insects that the hulk would decimate.
User avatar #145 - captainfuckitall (03/13/2013) [-]
But have you killed 6 million sir?
User avatar #146 - mcstorms (03/13/2013) [-]
I have not however the hulk who is more then 6 million times stronger then me could
#11 - Haha, probably. Morrowind is my favourite game of the series, …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2013 on fucking RPG protagonists +1
#13 - sao (03/12/2013) [-]
And here we go.
#72 - kiboz (03/12/2013) [-]
Whoa..I feel so empty reading this, I love Morrowind just so much, but now that I read this it looks to me as if it was the turning point where graphics became more important than the actual game..
And yeah, Morrowind is my fav and will always be.
User avatar #95 - sao (03/13/2013) [-]
You can turn around most of these comments and use them on any game. Don't look too far into it.
User avatar #12 - sao (03/12/2013) [-]
While I've played through all of them at least once, Oblivion was the first one I played and will always remain my favorite.
#8 - Morrowind. And it's considered by many to be the best of the series  [+] (22 new replies) 03/12/2013 on fucking RPG protagonists +13
#46 - thundagawd (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh wow, I immediately though of Warhammer 40,000 when I read ''Imperial Guard'' (content image is low-res as fuck so the armor even looks similar), and I'm only now realizing they never made a W40K RPG ._.
User avatar #10 - sao (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm reminded of an old posts I saw a few years back where the dude is just ranting how all the new Morrowind fags are ruining the series and Daggerfall is obviously the best (This was right after Morrowind came out). In another game people are going to be saying the same things about Oblivion and Skyrim. A lot of it is what game you really played/got into first.
-Ovlivionfag
#50 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2013) [-]
True dat, I played Morrowind first and I still think it's the best in the series :P
User avatar #31 - pinesol (03/12/2013) [-]
My first was Oblivion but I still like Morrowoind best.
#26 - bigmanblue (03/12/2013) [-]
quite true
i played oblivion 1st and my order goes oblivion>morrowind>skyrim
skyrim just isnt as good as the other two
#33 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2013) [-]
It just feels so hollow...
#34 - bigmanblue (03/12/2013) [-]
yeah thats a good wat to describe it
everything about it should make it the better game but it just feels
empty
#43 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2013) [-]
i feel the same but I played all the games and I think that morrowind is not the best but is a very, very close second
#58 - bigmanblue (03/12/2013) [-]
i think i could have been the best the story and world are better then that of oblivion but because they made the gameplay so ..different (for lack of a better word) it just isnt as enjoyable
the lack of quest marker in-game map and the fact weapons and weapon skills are based not around increasing damage but chance to hit make it a less enjoyable game then oblivion
in my opinion at least i know others prefered morrowind to oblivion
#25 - iamannon (03/12/2013) [-]
I Feel so alone being the only one who likes Oblivion best.
User avatar #78 - hammarhead (03/12/2013) [-]
fuckin' horse.

that fucking horse.
User avatar #73 - mrfop (03/12/2013) [-]
No dude you're not alone, although I feel the same as you. All my friends prefer Skyrim but I prefer Oblivion. I think it's because I got hella into Oblivion when it came out and still play it to this day. It was one of the first worlds I really and truly immersed myself into. I'll assume the same for you?
#24 - olicoooombs (03/12/2013) [-]
I know it's probably not the same, but I prefer Fallout 3 to New Vegas and I played New Vegas first. So what your saying is not always true.
#23 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2013) [-]
Skyrim was the first game of the series I played ... kind of a "meh" game .. but the graphics are nice ... then I tried Oblivion ... stopped playing it after few hours ... awful game compared to skyrim ... then I tried Morrowind because I saw a post about it ... loved it ... its a really really good game ... but still nothing compared to the Gothic series [games I,II,III].
User avatar #14 - torkildsen (03/12/2013) [-]
I've played all the TES games (other than the spin-offs) and Oblivion remains my favorite. MW and Skyrim is still amazing and hard to really compare, because there's so much difference and it all comes down to what you prefer and look for in a RPG.
User avatar #22 - sao (03/12/2013) [-]
What game did you play first?
User avatar #97 - torkildsen (03/13/2013) [-]
heh, that would be Oblivion so I guess that explains it. I can't really say Morrowind is worse, though, I just prefer Oblivion over it
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (03/12/2013) [-]
Haha, probably. Morrowind is my favourite game of the series, first one I played, I also played Oblivion and Skyrim
#13 - sao (03/12/2013) [-]
And here we go.
#72 - kiboz (03/12/2013) [-]
Whoa..I feel so empty reading this, I love Morrowind just so much, but now that I read this it looks to me as if it was the turning point where graphics became more important than the actual game..
And yeah, Morrowind is my fav and will always be.
User avatar #95 - sao (03/13/2013) [-]
You can turn around most of these comments and use them on any game. Don't look too far into it.
User avatar #12 - sao (03/12/2013) [-]
While I've played through all of them at least once, Oblivion was the first one I played and will always remain my favorite.
#90 - I don't know man, he can spit a bullet out, but he can't exact… 03/12/2013 on Hulk vs. Bees 0
#75 - See, I don't like that. I never got that Hulk could have multi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Hulk vs. Bees 0
User avatar #102 - romeosdistress (03/12/2013) [-]
You can't tell the same story for that many decades and expect comic book readers to keep reading it, something has to be done with the character that's new. The way it usually works is that Hulk and Banner have different ways of dealing with each other(savage Hulk is when Banner completely loses control of his anger, the "professor" Hulk is when Bruce has control over Hulk's body, and Worldbreaker is when Hulk and Banner are in perfect sync with each other as both of them wanted vengeance on the Illuminati for the death of his wife and unborn son in Sakaar), then there's other personalities like the Devil Hulk and Gray Hulk that are manifested from different aspects of his personality that aren't anger.
#73 - That's just silly. Hulk has so many inconsistencies it's nuts  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Hulk vs. Bees 0
User avatar #103 - romeosdistress (03/12/2013) [-]
It was a trait of the planet. The same thing happened to Silver Surfer(Beta Ray Bill in the film version). It's not an inconsistency because it's not a character flaw, it's the planet's atmosphere that did such to them.
#57 - I mean, he's just so....BUTTMAD__ 03/12/2013 on Hulk vs. Bees 0
#56 - I don't know, man. I imagine Hulks anus is pretty tight 03/12/2013 on Hulk vs. Bees 0

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - Womens Study Major (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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