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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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#111 - i know what it's called. it just wasn't funny  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2011 on Biggest Badass in history +3
#113 - FUUUU has deleted their comment.
#104 - that still doesn't explain him getting shot 5 times, and still…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2011 on Biggest Badass in history +4
User avatar #126 - hobocheesecake (07/16/2011) [-]
I didn't say he didn't have high tolerance, I said it wasn't necessarily because of it that he survived. And people can survive gunshot wounds as long as they don't hit anything major and they don't lose too much blood.
#130 - anonymous (07/16/2011) [-]
looks like if you got shot in the back of head there would be no chance of hitting anything important
User avatar #131 - hobocheesecake (07/16/2011) [-]
not necessarily.
#100 - actually, no  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2011 on Biggest Badass in history +3
#105 - FUUUU has deleted their comment.
User avatar #111 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2011) [-]
i know what it's called. it just wasn't funny
#113 - FUUUU has deleted their comment.
#99 - he also ate cakes too, that were also filled with deadly poiso… 07/16/2011 on Biggest Badass in history +3
#218 - shhh. don't say anything or they will have to kill you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2011 on Ninja Academy +3
#257 - NiNJAz has deleted their comment.
#217 - wut 07/16/2011 on Ninja Academy +8
#216 - this isn't about anything sexual. it's about candlejack, just don't sa 07/16/2011 on Ninja Academy +7
#199 - *on the computer about to go to sleep when you see an instant …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2011 on Q and A part 2 +3
#201 - aeroworks (07/16/2011) [-]
I wish I had friends to do that with.......
#59 - some of these are actually pretty good :D 07/15/2011 on nerd pick up lines +3
#2270 - no 07/15/2011 on Thumb Orgy! +3
#127 - ya :( 07/14/2011 on high school girls 0
#136 - i knew it was a gif just because of the writing 07/14/2011 on Can you spot what's wrong? +1
#47 - and then came that fateful day... it was only a level 1… 07/14/2011 on Still remember this ? +5
#115 - every time i see (or hear) a girl type (or say) "kthxbye&…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2011 on high school girls +10
#126 - rainbowcup (07/14/2011) [-]
even worse when it's guy. I just wanna pity them.
User avatar #127 - captainfuckitall (07/14/2011) [-]
ya :(
#123 - combatxbaby (07/14/2011) [-]
User avatar #117 - naziterror (07/14/2011) [-]
same here bro
#162 - i LOVE the black cauldron :D 07/14/2011 on old school villains +3
#470 - why is he wearing leopard pants? 07/14/2011 on Aww Shit 0
#175 - yep. when i first started, my goal was to reach to level 28 (t… 07/13/2011 on Types of Funnyjunkies +1
#168 - i like being a comment leveler :D  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2011 on Types of Funnyjunkies +5
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User avatar #175 - captainfuckitall (07/13/2011) [-]
yep. when i first started, my goal was to reach to level 28 (the original highest level) on sheer comment thumbs alone. and by golly, i've done it :)
#218 - i loved the movie so much, but "jenny" was a … 07/12/2011 on Good Guy Gump comp. +8
#38 - has science gone to far? 07/11/2011 on Birds With Arms Comp +1
#10 - i can never get tired of greg :3 07/11/2011 on Good Guy Greg +4
#102 - if you want. i never asked you too :P 07/10/2011 on Am i doing it right? 0
#101 - oh no, i was trying to make a joke about the fact that "H… 07/10/2011 on Am i doing it right? +1
#14 - ...........alright, i can go with this 07/10/2011 on 34th rule 0
#2 - i always hated these... 07/10/2011 on girlfriend 0

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User avatar #483 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, ******** , and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
#436 - captainspankmonkey (07/04/2011) [-]
Happy 4th of july!
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