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#68 - You seem extremely angry for someone who's only had, what, fiv…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Batman -4
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#74 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Nope. You're wrong.
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#78 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
Whether you think you're doing that only to mock me or not, you're only proving my point. Doing it ironically doesn't change the fact that your only defense of Batman is "No"
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#81 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Perhaps one day, they will develop a cream strong enough to heal your butthurt. And you're wrong.
#72 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
Might wanna read injustice series there's plenty of ways to bring superman down to a more manageable power level.
#136 - bakagaijin (08/14/2015) [-]
How? Bringing another fucking superman? (Besides... the author admitted that he hates superman and nerfed the shit out of him
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#73 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
You mean the series literally made to cater to how right Batman is all the time? I already did.
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#79 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Geez, I'm not sure how, but you're wrong on this one too.
#65 - I was writing a big response but then I read the bottom paragr…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Batman -1
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#67 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Oh yeah no. I mean he's good, in most realistic circumstances he'd win, but without prep time or advanced warning he's just a guy and he's gonna get shatted on by meta human who can bend steel like hot glass and break the sound barrier at will.

I like batman, but i'm not going to try and sit there and tell you he'd beat superman in a fist fight or somehow think of a way out of (for instance) being cornered by superman at full power after a psychotic break or something.
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#85 - shatted (08/14/2015) [-]
not gonna lie I love my username. Always makes for interesting mentions and good reads.
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#70 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
Tell that to the guys below.
#54 - >>#23 They don't have to kill him. Generally, b…  [+] (39 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Batman -2
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#116 - schneidend (08/14/2015) [-]
Breaking all your limbs generally doesn't result in death if you go to the hospital like immediately. Suddenly getting shattered by a super-person might kill you from the shock alone.
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#86 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Breaking every limb would cause internal bleeding, and death. The shock alone would kill him. Once again, you've managed to be wrong, sir.
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#60 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Not sure you're really allowed to count the individual universes of the heroes seeing as they don't display that much power/intellect in justice league stuff but fine i'll still give it a go.

First of all it's not mercy he depends on, it's his ability to predict what someone will and will not do. (aka profiling skills)
Superman wouldn't get a better paying job because it would endanger his secret identity
Aquaman might do the treasure chest thing for a bit but eventually the Atalanta people (you know, the ones he's suppose to be loyal to) would get mad at him for giving their resources away to foreigners. Correct me if i'm wrong but that's a consistent problem for him, having to have loyalty in two places and all.

Also in the scenario in which superman (or pretty much any of them, really) wants to kill batman there's no way batman doesn't have any notice, because even if he did do something to provoke them, they'd want to talk to him about it and batman is smart enough to think of a way out of it, or at least a way to buy him enough time to activate a contingency plan.
I will however agree that in a flat out fight wherein batman has no advanced knowledge or prep time he'd get squished. Superman would come down on his ass like the hand of god, flash/wonder woman/the rest might get owned depending on the place and conditions of the fight but considering the personalities and strengths of the league there's not really any situation where that happens.
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#123 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
just about all of them would beat the living snot out of batman in an all out fight.

flash,martian and shazam are near equals, if not equals to superman in strength( there is a lot of debate going on about which one of these characters is actually the strongest earth superhero)


also "if they wanted to kill batman they would talk to him"???
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#183 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
>Flash martian and shazam are near equal to superman, the same superman that can move earth.... yyyeeeaaahhh. right.
Like i said, in any realistic situation they wouldn't just go try to kill batman they'd talk to him first and try to get his side
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#197 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
www.killermovies.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-384167-respect-captain-marvel-dc.html img shack doesnt work for me so i cant take the feats from here
#196 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
catching up to a run away flash
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#198 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Okay?
So shazam is as good as flash is in terms of speed when he channels the power of mercury... good for him, that wasn't my point
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#199 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
flash is faster than superman.

speed is pretty important factor in fights.


also infinite mass punch.

ALSO: shazam has the power of gods. literal gods.

meaning herald to skyfather level strength.
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#201 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Infinite mass punch also has quite a bit of windup to it, and you don't get to miss/fuck that up or you're done.
I know, flash is faster than superman, superman is however much stronger and pretty much better in every other way.
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#202 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
outskirtsbattledomewiki.com/index.php/8-character-profiles/1620-character-profile-the-flash oh and for flash.




the wind up for infinite mass punch is less than a second.


within a second he can do several infinite mass punches.


oh and flash has other things he can do.

time travel,speed stealing,kinetic energy stealing, phasing, etc.
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#205 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Assuming he has the entirety of the speed force at his disposal, yes. However all it takes is for another speedster to be in town using the speed force and he can't do that shit, whereas superman is pretty much always at full strength.
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#206 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
except that flashpoint "weakness" was just created for flashpoint. his abilities have never been hampered by it outside of that event where it was created to stop flash from just fixing everything.
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#207 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
So what you're saying is the universe as a whole is inconsistent.... which sorta means we have no basis for debate because they just change shit up for whatever they feel like doing.
However in most justice league content they're all fairly limited, because if they all used the utmost power that's ever been arbitrarily attributed to them there wouldn't even be a show.
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#208 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
no what im saying is you need to actually read comics.


one comic downplaying something or wanking something is just a sign of bad writing.and by sticking on it like glue to a dick you are just showcasing your own stupidity.



but hey dont take my word for it. try go to someplace like obd and ask them who is stronger: martian,flash,captain marvel or superman.

hell: many of them actually consider either flash or martian to be the truly strongest superhero on earth..as long as captain atom without his limiters isnt included.
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#209 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Sorry i don't have the free time and money to invest in reading every single fucking comic out there about all the heroes, so yes, i'm going to go off the movies and i'm not clinging to something, all i'm saying is we could both probably go out and find evidence of whatever point we wanted to prove because there have been many different writers with many different ideas about the characters.
Don't be a cunt just because i don't want to argue with you anymore about something to which there is no definite answer.
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#210 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
viewcomic.com


have fun kid.
#191 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
martian and an extra versus entire jl.
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#184 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
shazam and martian can also move earth. flash while he cant move earth.

can dish out enough damage to destroy one.





and no. thats just plot shielding on your part. and assuming too much.
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#185 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Show me the comic/movie where that happens, where they exert anything close to that level of power.
Besides even if they had that much power Shazam's a kid and flash is an overconfident dumbnutt. Having power and being able to use it appropriately aren't the same thing.
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#194 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/37nx4v/respect_martian_manhunter_pc/ moving onto shazam since posting all of this will take forever.
#190 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
superman expressing his disbelief in just how strong captain marvel is.
#189 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
catching up to a ship that is going mftl in space.
#188 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
martian keeping up with speeding shazam and superman
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#193 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
No proof superman and flash are going top speed.
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#192 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Superman isn't used to magic power flowing through him so yeah, it's probably a pretty new experience.
#187 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
shazam has the wisdom of solomon..read some comics will you.

cpt marvel arm wrestling
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#195 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
"You mean that race for charity, clark?"
Same thing here dude, superman rairly if ever uses his full strength and while he might be surprised that doesn't mean they really are evenly matched. For all we know superman is just deciding to take pity on the poor kid.
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#200 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
except race for charity feat was a shill comic,despite flash being faster than supes he isnt that much faster.


and here his face is quite clearly shown to be struggling.
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#203 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Bro.
You seen superman all stars? He can act, in the end scene there he quite clearly looks to be insane, but he isn't.
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#204 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
thats superman elite....for christ sake..


and yeah. he could act there because he WASNT FACING A LEVEL OF THREAT THAT MARVEL IS.
#181 - Stevethewizard (08/14/2015) [-]
If we're talking traditionally "powerful", it goes to either Shazam or the Martian Manhunter. Shazam's powers are literally attributes of gods and legendary figures, and the Martian Manhunter's powers are insane. Shazam also has the added benefit of being powered by magic, which means he's difficult to counter if you're not using magic.
If we're talking about actual power, it goes to the Flash. He is the source of all energy in the universe, and he can tap into that energy at any time, allowing him to move fast enough to go back in time and break reality.
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#182 - angelious (08/14/2015) [-]
flash ISNT the source of all energy in the universe. nor is the speed force the source of all energy in the universe.

the source of all energy in the universe goes to the endless destruction. who has been commented that "without him nothing could live"


shazam is said to be completely equal to superman on terms of strength, same with martian manhunter . flash is often overlooked because compared to the other two, his durability is lacking. his speed however fully makes up for it so he can compete with the other three for the spot of the most powerfullest superhero on earth.( the title of strongest being on earth however, would go to specter)



also. if we want to be precise: captain atom without his mental limiters makes rest of dc earth superheroes look like pussies (universal scale reality warping)
#105 - Stevethewizard (08/14/2015) [-]
You forgot about J'onn.
J'onn isn't human, and unlike the other non-human humanoids, he spent hundreds of years completely isolated from all societies, human or otherwise. He doesn't think, act, or react in a human manner. He's good at acting like a human, but he's still just acting.
His powers are all the ridiculous bullshit ones they didn't give to Superman: shapeshifting, mind control, possession, phasing through matter, telepathy, invisibility... I'm sure I'm forgetting a few, but he also has the Generic Superhero Package with the added option of Flight.
And before you go on about how he's "weak" to fire, he's as weak to fire as Superman is to magic: he's not killed instantly by it, he just doesn't have any special defenses against it. He could put on an asbestos suit and be perfectly fine, especially since I'm pretty damn sure he can't get cancer and everyone else on the League could.

The Martian Manhunter could, if he were evil for some reason, capture Batman, torture him for a day, then wipe his memories of his existence and the torture he endured. And he could keep doing this for the rest of Bruce's life.
Or, less interestingly, he could just murder the fuck out of Batman.
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#135 - holycrapimacupcake (08/14/2015) [-]
Funny thing is he's not actually weaknitnit, seeing his people burn basically gave him PTSD, when he's near fire his mind shatters for a while.
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#65 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
I was writing a big response but then I read the bottom paragraph and that was fine for me.

As you can probably see, my issue isn't with people saying Batman is good, it's that he would survive and win no matter what against any hero.
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#67 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Oh yeah no. I mean he's good, in most realistic circumstances he'd win, but without prep time or advanced warning he's just a guy and he's gonna get shatted on by meta human who can bend steel like hot glass and break the sound barrier at will.

I like batman, but i'm not going to try and sit there and tell you he'd beat superman in a fist fight or somehow think of a way out of (for instance) being cornered by superman at full power after a psychotic break or something.
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#85 - shatted (08/14/2015) [-]
not gonna lie I love my username. Always makes for interesting mentions and good reads.
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#70 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
Tell that to the guys below.
#52 - Actually I'd assume that for an alien, caloric intake would be…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Batman -7
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#59 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Calories are energy. It really doesn't matter if their "Caloric Intake" is different, the amount of calories in the food stays the same. Are you just some random 12 year old who read 2 comic books and went on to believe you were some kind of genius? Because you're not. You're wrong. Just accept it. It'll make it much easier on yourself.
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#68 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
You seem extremely angry for someone who's only had, what, five comments? Have you never had someone insult your favourite hero before?

Regardless, I'm not wrong. At the end of the day, Batman wouldn't stand a chance against any main member of the justice league. If you want to talk calories, Batman himself would have to eat nearly the entire day, seeing as how he can benchpress 1000 pounds while the current record is only 700. That's not even considering the other physical activities he puts himself through. Just the amount of protein and muscle mass in his body would probably stop his heart.
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#74 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Nope. You're wrong.
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#78 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
Whether you think you're doing that only to mock me or not, you're only proving my point. Doing it ironically doesn't change the fact that your only defense of Batman is "No"
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#81 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Perhaps one day, they will develop a cream strong enough to heal your butthurt. And you're wrong.
#72 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
Might wanna read injustice series there's plenty of ways to bring superman down to a more manageable power level.
#136 - bakagaijin (08/14/2015) [-]
How? Bringing another fucking superman? (Besides... the author admitted that he hates superman and nerfed the shit out of him
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#73 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
You mean the series literally made to cater to how right Batman is all the time? I already did.
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#79 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Geez, I'm not sure how, but you're wrong on this one too.
#56 - ignusim (08/14/2015) [-]
#50 - Actually that's because of plot armour. If any of the superher…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Batman -1
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#186 - derpthefifth (08/14/2015) [-]
Dude... a "Real situation" where batman's fighting another league member is probably because that member turned on the league, in which case he'd have the backing of the whole league.
If batman turned the league wouldn't know about it til it was to late.

I did say before in a strait out fight batman would lose, but 99% of his strengths lie in making sure the fight is going to start and end in his favor and on his terms.
What all these people are trying to tell you is that the situation where superman, or whoever is just put in a ring with batman and they fight wouldn't ever happen because batman knows he'd get fucked so he spends a good deal of time and energy avoiding that fight until he's ready for it.
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#84 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
"Real Situation"

Oh yes, real situations in comic books. Forgot those existed.

wroooonG
#49 - Says the same anon commenting on every post.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Batman -2
#57 - drongus (08/14/2015) [-]
you could literally never know if that was the same anon unless a mod or some shit told you
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#69 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
Except you literally could. When you go to the side with the white bars there, you could press the 'hide all' button, which hides I.P addresses, not users. This way, you can 'hide' all comments made by the same anon.
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#75 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Nope. Wrong again.
#48 - 1. He might not be present when they get the reason 2. No …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Batman -2
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#51 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
listen, you wanna debate all this shit then consider this.

The amount of energy it requires to run at the speed of sound or greater, is too much for anything that's the size of the flash, superman, or any other super fast super hero. Why? Calorie count. Takes way over a million calories for something like them to move that fast. Also, acceleration. If they accelerated fast enough for batman not to be able to even move to his utility belt, then they'd arrive at batman in pieces, due to the excessive G's.

so fuck off with your stupid fucking "speed" remarks. Logic isn't meant for comics. Get over it.
#100 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
hey as much as I hate supes, he has the power of fuck logic. He can hear sound in space a thousand lightyears away and fly back to earth in an instant, which means not only can he make soundwaves travel through a vacuum, but he can also make them travel FTL and go FTL himself. Superman has the superpower of shit writing.

Then you have batman. His superpower is that he can be beaten but not defeated. If you win against batman, its only temporarily and he will bide his time and come back and win.

Batman vs. Superman is basically the fight between superman, a guy that is as strong as the writers want him to be and Batman, the guy who can't lose, so its typically a draw.
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#52 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
Actually I'd assume that for an alien, caloric intake would be different. Likewise for the Flash who can bend around physics.

If you just wanted to say "No you're wrong, I'm right, Batman wins forever, lalalala", then all you had to do was say so.
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#59 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Calories are energy. It really doesn't matter if their "Caloric Intake" is different, the amount of calories in the food stays the same. Are you just some random 12 year old who read 2 comic books and went on to believe you were some kind of genius? Because you're not. You're wrong. Just accept it. It'll make it much easier on yourself.
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#68 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
You seem extremely angry for someone who's only had, what, five comments? Have you never had someone insult your favourite hero before?

Regardless, I'm not wrong. At the end of the day, Batman wouldn't stand a chance against any main member of the justice league. If you want to talk calories, Batman himself would have to eat nearly the entire day, seeing as how he can benchpress 1000 pounds while the current record is only 700. That's not even considering the other physical activities he puts himself through. Just the amount of protein and muscle mass in his body would probably stop his heart.
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#74 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Nope. You're wrong.
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#78 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
Whether you think you're doing that only to mock me or not, you're only proving my point. Doing it ironically doesn't change the fact that your only defense of Batman is "No"
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#81 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Perhaps one day, they will develop a cream strong enough to heal your butthurt. And you're wrong.
#72 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
Might wanna read injustice series there's plenty of ways to bring superman down to a more manageable power level.
#136 - bakagaijin (08/14/2015) [-]
How? Bringing another fucking superman? (Besides... the author admitted that he hates superman and nerfed the shit out of him
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#73 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
You mean the series literally made to cater to how right Batman is all the time? I already did.
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#79 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Geez, I'm not sure how, but you're wrong on this one too.
#56 - ignusim (08/14/2015) [-]
#47 - My point is just that, if you were the one making better point…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2015 on Batman -6
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#77 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Woah, wrong again.
#34 - You say as you realize you lost the argument.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Batman -10
#38 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
Yes, yes, let the butthurt flow through you
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#36 - tmdarby (08/14/2015) [-]
Um, okay an argument about what fictional characters may or may not do if they were real. You got me chief.
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#47 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
My point is just that, if you were the one making better points, you certainly wouldn't be so eager to drop it.
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#77 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Woah, wrong again.
#31 - Actually yes, you do. You can rig a bomb to blow up an entire …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Batman -9
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#33 - tmdarby (08/14/2015) [-]
You realize we are arguing about fictional characters right?
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#34 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
You say as you realize you lost the argument.
#38 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
Yes, yes, let the butthurt flow through you
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#36 - tmdarby (08/14/2015) [-]
Um, okay an argument about what fictional characters may or may not do if they were real. You got me chief.
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#47 - captainfuckitall (08/14/2015) [-]
My point is just that, if you were the one making better points, you certainly wouldn't be so eager to drop it.
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#77 - funnymonky (08/14/2015) [-]
Woah, wrong again.