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| #67 - i wish i was a girl :( | 05/10/2010 on Crappy Intro with Tits! | 0 |
| #260 - it's all bad. fucking concerned soccer mom's ruin EVER… | 05/09/2010 on iTardly | +1 |
| #114 - "no" means yes "i'm underage" means yes… | 05/09/2010 on Interesting or Useless Facts. | 0 |
| #124 - fuck that, i'd hit it with a truck [+] (2 new replies) | 05/09/2010 on ONE OF US! | +1 |
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Longcatisloooooong (05/09/2010) [-] I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock. | ||
| #201 - like family channel [+] (2 new replies) | 05/09/2010 on iTardly | +1 |
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captainfuckitall (05/09/2010) [-] it's all bad. fucking concerned soccer mom's ruin EVERYTHING THAT'S HOLY FOR A CHILD | ||
| #37 - still in the denial phase? that's pretty bad and unfort… | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
| #13 - omg, that totally works :D | 05/09/2010 on She's only 14 too | +1 |
| #35 - haha, well you don't have a boyfriend ether, so your argument … [+] (2 new replies) | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
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SirSillyBumFluff (05/09/2010) [-] I don't have a boyfriend because i'm a guy and I aint a gay I lurve the pussy don't get me wrong just neither of yours is all. #37
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captainfuckitall (05/09/2010) [-] still in the denial phase? that's pretty bad and unfortunately for you, the only pussy your going to get is a pussy-cat. and not even she will want to be anywhere near you | ||
| #34 - still, it's not nice :P | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
| #33 - no, but i guess it's not your fault no one wants you ether. | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
| #31 - haha, she's not my girlfriend, just a friend who happens to be… | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
| #25 - he's just jealous guys ask you for tits, so there not interest… [+] (4 new replies) | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
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fleshlickinglady (05/09/2010) [-] haha. fucking haters make me famous. they spread my name. you think i give a fuck what this cunt thinks of me? haha roflroflrofl | ||
| #22 - you must have a lot of free time and no girlfriend to go one s… [+] (3 new replies) | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
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SirSillyBumFluff (05/09/2010) [-] You to must have alot of time sticking up for your bf/gf over the internet on FJ... #31
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captainfuckitall (05/09/2010) [-] haha, she's not my girlfriend, just a friend who happens to be quite awesome. and your argument is invalid cause your SASSING someone over the internet, on funnyjunk...kinda hypocritical if you ask me :P #29
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fleshlickinglady (05/09/2010) [-] eh fuck you. i'm single. he's taken. so shove that up your hairy twat. cunt. | ||
| #19 - jealousy does horrible things to people. your a good example :P [+] (1 new reply) | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
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fleshlickinglady (05/09/2010) [-] haha. he's just a cunt. don't worry. he can just go back home and suck his mommy's dick and lick his dad's vag. | ||
| #5 - facepalm......not enough for that amount of fail :P [+] (3 new replies) | 05/09/2010 on She's only 14 too | 0 |
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| #61 - when i saw the family portrait i felt disowned because i didn'… | 05/09/2010 on I wasn't Invited | 0 |
| #60 - ........holy shit dude :P | 05/09/2010 on I wasn't Invited | 0 |
| #118 - hmmm, i see your point good sir. your argument is indeed valid… | 05/09/2010 on Modern Vampirism | +1 |
| #13 - thanks :D | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
| #110 - well everyone is the same as someone in a sense of the word. b… [+] (2 new replies) | 05/09/2010 on Modern Vampirism | +1 |
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Dannythreeoofive (05/09/2010) [-] What I am sayinig is she is VERY typical for a girl that goes on the internet alot. She says she is BI, She says she hates things that a "normal girl" would not say, and she says she is different all things i here ALL THE TIME on the internet #118
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captainfuckitall (05/09/2010) [-] hmmm, i see your point good sir. your argument is indeed valid. however, just because someone is typical doesn't mean they should be shunned. i mean theoretically it's IMPOSSIBLE to be 100% original ALL the time cause no matter what you do there is at least one person in the world who's done it before, so... | ||
| #105 - oh, chill out dude. at least she hates twilight and realizes i… [+] (4 new replies) | 05/09/2010 on Modern Vampirism | +1 |
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captainfuckitall (05/09/2010) [-] well everyone is the same as someone in a sense of the word. but right here on funnyjunk she is original. cause most girls love justin beiber and twilight. sure true blood is gay, but at least they don't fucking sparkle. (and even if she is asking for attention, at least she's not coming right out and saying "GIVE ME THUMBS FOR blahh blahh blahh" or whatever #112
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Dannythreeoofive (05/09/2010) [-] What I am sayinig is she is VERY typical for a girl that goes on the internet alot. She says she is BI, She says she hates things that a "normal girl" would not say, and she says she is different all things i here ALL THE TIME on the internet #118
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captainfuckitall (05/09/2010) [-] hmmm, i see your point good sir. your argument is indeed valid. however, just because someone is typical doesn't mean they should be shunned. i mean theoretically it's IMPOSSIBLE to be 100% original ALL the time cause no matter what you do there is at least one person in the world who's done it before, so... | ||
| #11 - haha, i disagree. i think your pretty good looking, and you sh… [+] (2 new replies) | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
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| #101 - :D | 05/09/2010 on Modern Vampirism | +1 |
| #9 - haha, why sadly? your very photogenic :D [+] (4 new replies) | 05/09/2010 on ryanleekh's profile | 0 |
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captainfuckitall (05/09/2010) [-] haha, i disagree. i think your pretty good looking, and you should put up the pic of you with the blue/black tint in your hair when you get it done :D (don't worry, i'm not a pervy fag, i have a girlfriend :P) | ||
| #93 - nothing much. just looking at funny pictures, listening to mus… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/09/2010 on Modern Vampirism | +1 |
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fleshlickinglady (05/09/2010) [-] haha. same here. cept the whole talking to myself part. butim about to dye muh hurr black/blue again :3 | ||
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bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-] I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
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WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-] I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.
Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
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captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-] Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
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N. Korean citizen (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
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captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-] no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you
that's why
that's why
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Adrayll (06/03/2011) [-]
Congrats on reaching your goal. (finally checked my inbox for first time in who knows how long)
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captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-] thats true but my real reason i came here is becuase i came to rape you(i was bet that the next person to log in who is my friend gets raped).prepare your anus!
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BlueAlbotross (05/10/2011) [-] hey, it's been some time since I've visited this site. hello friend.
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spadaseisnueve (05/08/2011) [-] Your e-mail touched a special place! lol
Congrats, divide responsibly
Congrats, divide responsibly
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captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/07/2011) [-] haha, yes, yes i did. i thought it was about time. of course, if you want to suggest any other one, i'd be more then happy to use it :)
(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)
(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)
