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#88 - Mhmm, it's always hardest when you see someone you used to lov… 01/11/2013 on those feels... 0
#28 - Comment deleted 01/11/2013 on DmC in a nutshell +2
#9 - For the record, even though I'm religious I fully support the … 01/11/2013 on Scientists +3
#80 - Mhmm, I totally agree. You just gotta focus on winning life fi… 01/11/2013 on those feels... +1
#73 - I had a girlfriend for 4 and a half years, we were actually pl…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2013 on those feels... +2
User avatar #87 - zigzagderpaderp (01/11/2013) [-]
You did good bro. Proud of you. I had the same situation sophomore year in high school. The girl I was dating was so chill, and I loved her personality. But she changed. and eventually I realized that I was in love with her old self.
User avatar #88 - captainfuckitall (01/11/2013) [-]
Mhmm, it's always hardest when you see someone you used to love fall down a bad path, you always wonder if you could have done better or improved, but you just have to remember that you could have given her the world but it would do nothing if she didn't want it. As bad as it is, people change, often for the worse before they ever get better. But know that life is long and you CAN move on, life is amazing when you want it to be (and truly, usually the hardest part about breaking up in a long term relationship is that you're so used to it you don't know if you can do it alone. Rest assured you can)
User avatar #75 - kellbells (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry about that dude, and I know it's hard when people change for the worst. Same thing happened to my ex, though not as drastic. Either way, you should be proud of yourself for moving forward and leading a better life. Sometimes things happen for a reason
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (01/11/2013) [-]
Mhmm, I totally agree. You just gotta focus on winning life first, then love with come and it will come far easier. Life is hard, but that doesn't mean it's not good. We'll get out of this
#94 - Don't blame a working technique just because you didn't use it… 01/11/2013 on Medieval Ownage +1
#82 - I'm afraid (as funny as this is) it's false. Sun Tzu has prove…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Medieval Ownage +2
#122 - insanefreak (01/16/2013) [-]
It's true. Moving swiftly can take your opponent off guard, however, Sun Tzu did also include, not in direct words, but he said it, that rushing into a prepared opponent who has established a complete defensive perimeter, is pure suicide. But being on the offensive has many advantages being on the defensive doesn't have, where it involves winning a battle.
Keep in mind that this comes from a time where fielding armies was a logistical nightmare, expensive, and that there was political pressure. Hence, he who moved most swiftly, in a correct tactical order, had the most chance to win the battle.

Add the morale boost as well. An attacking army will have often higher morale then an army that has been positioned to defend. Because an army that engages in an attack is often expecting to win, plus they have an adrenalin rush that the defenders only have in a lessened quantity (the attackers run towards their enemy, following fast moving banners, while screaming).
#93 - skorchy (01/11/2013) [-]
I finally decided to take the offensive with any of the crushes I've had in the past, you know what that got me? More time with my right hand.
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (01/11/2013) [-]
Don't blame a working technique just because you didn't use it properly
#169 - It actually depends on how HE defines a lie. If he believes a … 01/11/2013 on Works everytime. 0
#5 - This is what feminists actually believe 01/10/2013 on Oppressing Females +5
#14 - The people who thought both desires could be solved at the sam…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Mute girls are hot +14
#23 - kkkkk (01/10/2013) [-]
#51 - Actually, the "information put into black holes is lost f… 01/10/2013 on science is awesome +5
#16 - Depends on what you mean by "superior". Jango had so… 01/09/2013 on Boba Fett 0
#14 - Indeed. Not to mention the fact that Boba and Solo became frie… 01/09/2013 on Boba Fett +1
#13 - Unfortunately, most of those fights were not cannon, although … 01/09/2013 on Boba Fett 0
#12 - If you actually read his wiki alone, you would be flabbergaste… 01/09/2013 on Boba Fett 0
#78 - No they're not exclusive, but we, as a website, we not involve…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on Pranksters 0
User avatar #99 - SurelyAnonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
No it isn't supposed to hold sway with you, nor would I care if it should have and didn't. The only thing you have proven here is how entitled you think you are. And the fact that you associate yourself some sort of discriminate community based off of which image sharing websites you go to is frankly hilarious. I can relate to the "we" in this case not because of which websites I frequent, but because I think alike to those who find this amusing, a we that span across multiple portions of the internet community. So good day to you sir and please enjoy whichever community rustles your jimmies less. And please for the sake of the people who frequent this website, take less offense to comments made on silly pictures.
#29 - I have a clock there, but everytime my computer turns off it r…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on Makes you think 0
User avatar #30 - burnitall (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, I had a feeling your computer clock was broken.
#26 - Jokes on you, I have no ******* clue what day it …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Makes you think +3
User avatar #27 - burnitall (01/09/2013) [-]
Look at the bottom right corner on your screen?
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2013) [-]
I have a clock there, but everytime my computer turns off it resets itself back to January 1st 2008, so I just leave it be
User avatar #30 - burnitall (01/09/2013) [-]
Ah, I had a feeling your computer clock was broken.
#28 - What do you mean "we"? WE had nothing to do…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Pranksters +21
#71 - SurelyAnonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
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You assume the two are mutually exclusive? I go to both websites. Also please learn the difference between 4chan and /b/.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2013) [-]
No they're not exclusive, but we, as a website, we not involved; so him saying "if only WE had said..." is not correct. It should have been "if only 4chan had said...", even if he did participate in the project

Is the fact you go to both supposed to hold any ground with me? Let me tell you a secret friend, I go to 4chan too, far more than I do funnyjunk. And many other people here do as well. The fact you go holds no sway with me. I know the difference, 4chan is a series of message boards dedicated to certain subjects, /b/ is every one of these subjects and others combined to some extent, which is why /b/ and 4chan are often seen as the same thing
User avatar #99 - SurelyAnonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
No it isn't supposed to hold sway with you, nor would I care if it should have and didn't. The only thing you have proven here is how entitled you think you are. And the fact that you associate yourself some sort of discriminate community based off of which image sharing websites you go to is frankly hilarious. I can relate to the "we" in this case not because of which websites I frequent, but because I think alike to those who find this amusing, a we that span across multiple portions of the internet community. So good day to you sir and please enjoy whichever community rustles your jimmies less. And please for the sake of the people who frequent this website, take less offense to comments made on silly pictures.
User avatar #38 - VincentKing (01/09/2013) [-]
The only time it was alright to say 'we' was when they wanted people to watch the videos of the old man, as they wanted the entire internet to make this 1 person happy.

Then 9Gag ruined it by posting on his videos that it was because of them that people saw it, and saying "9GAG ARMY!" and whatnot... I think its when the 'war' with them mainly started.
#23 - Indeed that happens, and it's always terrible when it does. If… 01/08/2013 on Dog Feels +1
#275 - *some SOME people hate gay s 01/08/2013 on No one likes fags +7
#77 - I'm not American, so I truly couldn't say. 01/08/2013 on our tv rating system 0
#13 - Indeed, and that's always unfortunate 01/08/2013 on Dog Feels +1
#3 - I like how you made a post complaining about the post you're u… 01/08/2013 on This new thing 0
#5 - If a blowjob isn't mindblowing anyway, she's doing something wrong 01/08/2013 on Philosoraptor strikes again 0

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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