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#381 - Indeed. The way I like to imagine it is, rather then snatching… 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +1
#379 - An endless being has endless patience, as he should. 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +3
#377 - Believe it or not, so did I  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +1
User avatar #563 - jpv (11/12/2012) [-]
Post it.
User avatar #569 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Where would you like me to?
User avatar #623 - jpv (11/13/2012) [-]
Whater you like man, new content, a comment(if not too large) or somewhere else. I'd just like to read it.
#376 - That is not needed. Just the fact you enjoyed it is good enough for me 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +1
#375 - Ha, you will never get into Valhalla with that attitude. Oh we… 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +2
#371 - My pleasure. Whatever happens, my friend, I simply hope you fi… 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +4
#369 - I don't see why not. He has all the time in the world on his h…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +3
#568 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
you have game me a whole diffrent view on the grim reaper. he's not grim any more, he's like a nan or grandad, always soo patient with you so calm.

i used to think he was the one that finished you off. Say you were dieing. in pain, suffreing with no hope of survival you begin to see a light but in that light is a dark figure, that figure is the being that quickly finishes you off. thats what i used to think. now i feel he is our friend, just like you said he talks with you laughs with you and even cries with you.

you changed my view on death captinfuckingtall.
User avatar #570 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
The fact that I made such an affect upon you, and not only you but EVERYONE here, is worth more to me than all the thumbs, fame, or laughs in the world; I promise you
#573 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
You're a very peacefull person.

You are the nicest person i ever met on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #578 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Thank you, I try to be as patient and understand as our friend the reaper, as frustration and pessimism have never helped to solve anything. Not at all, I mearly speak what I believe, but it helps to have such affectionate and thoughtful peers around me (YOU kind gentlemen)
#582 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
You could change peoples life i really belive you could.
the way you're so calm, im guessing you handle arguments better than a majority of people. You could change peoples live and i would pay to spend time with you while you just talk aboutthings you talked about just now. i would like to here your views on these subjects.


i think you should write a book or somehting because you have the mind for it!.
User avatar #594 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
You could change lives too, you simply need to assert yourself.
I'm calm because I've been through a lot, and I've read a lot, and I've done much soul searching in my life. Haha, it pays to be calm, believe me; it's hard, but it pays off.
No. I refuse to get paid for helping and assisting others. Seeing people's lives come together and a universal understanding is more than enough of a reward. Besides, I don't like money or material wealth.

I have written a book; I'm a published author of short stories. Horror stories, to be exact; but I also do much work with philosophy and baser thought
#599 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
it's great to hear that you help people get their lives back together but you refuse to get paid! you are a really great person. if its ok could i possibly nkow the name of the horror story you have written? with your beautiful mind i bet the book is truely gripping!.
User avatar #603 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
I have many, they are all on my facebook page (I would rather my writings get out there then actually be paid for them). Would you like a link?
#605 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
Yes sure that will be absolutely great!
#367 - No. I have talked with many people who believed exactly that, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +3
User avatar #389 - ericbeagles (11/12/2012) [-]
As would I, I'm just pessimistic :)
#366 - I'm not sure. I don't really like the Japanese Shinigami; alth… 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +3
#365 - Lovely 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +3
#363 - Hope is humanity's strongest weapon, shield, healer, and preacher 11/12/2012 on Life & Death 0
#362 - Thank you. I spent a lot of time deep in thought to come up wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +1
User avatar #393 - bluedwarf (11/12/2012) [-]
I am going to take me time one day, extra to read all this through. Looking forward to it. Thanks champs
#358 - I notice it is a habit of atheistic people to assume that &quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +3
User avatar #639 - roflcopterkklol (11/14/2012) [-]
Well i do not view religious people as moronic, and i do not mean it as an insult when i say i know i am smarter than you. i just understand completely how someone can believe in a religion due to the positive aspect of an afterlife.
if i was a less intelligent man i do not believe i would be able to comprehend a so called meaningless existence either, and believe me when i say i would rather be that way because as the old saying goes, ignorance is bliss and bliss is beautiful.
But then i would also miss living this life the fullest i possibly could because in the back of my mind something would always be saying "life is eternal, you will live for ever why bother wasting time with this one"

Also on a side note, "what if i am wrong?"
Well then no harm done, if a god is going to punish me for giving me the intelligence to question such things then that god can go fuck themselves with a cricket bat.
User avatar #640 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2012) [-]
Not at all. It seems you are misunderstanding what I am saying. I do not take offence, believe me, but most people who see my comment seem to believe that I am denying myself the joy of life simply because I believe there will be a next. No, I do not want to be immortal for fear of death, or fear of some god, I want to because I love life, and I want to experience as many things in it as possible for as long as possible (which of course cannot be done on an average life-time). I live every day as I wish, I waste none of it, I just wish I had more TIME to do what I love, you see?

And if there is an after-life, even better; as I can continue to move on and do as I please to my best extent. I do not fear losing conciousness in a wooden box six feet under ground. I simply do not want the boredom

(For future reference, you probably shouldn't state you are more intelligent than anyone. As at that point it becomes more of a competition than a battle of logic and wits. Besides, a truly intelligent person does not feel the need to be intelligent; just like a truly strong person does not feel the need to show off)
#355 - Likewise 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +3
#46 - Neither have a penis 11/12/2012 on just watching code geass -3
#82 - Indeed, but that is why most religions were formed. …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +8
#433 - anonymous (11/12/2012) [-]
I can assist you in deepening your thoughts on the matter, if you feel so inclined.
Pulling from physics, Hawking theorized that the universe was created from nothing and will return to nothing. This would mean that eventually every memory and event will become forgotten and thus irrelevant. But this is not necessarily a bad thing. In my experience, people dance around what they want; whether it be riches, fame, love, or any desire. Ultimately, however, I have not met a single person who wanted any final goal other than peace. Not peace as in absence of violence, but rather the absence of suffering. Riches heal the suffering of poverty, fame heals loneliness, love heals self-esteem, and so on. They all want their suffering to be cured. An end to existence, death perhaps, brings peace. Once you have no invested outcomes, no desires, no events to bring you suffering, you have an eternity of peace. Immortality (eternal life) conversely brings eternal suffering.
Perhaps you would ponder the meaning of life after considering the possibility that such assertions could be correct. If the ultimate goal is peace, than a meaning for life could be to obtain such peace while still alive. I could attempt to guide you to it, and I do have ideas on how to obtain it, but I don't know enough. I don't know anything for certain; do any of us? If you are so inclined, I would recommend exploring these concepts. Perhaps you will find what you are looking for.
User avatar #455 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Always.
Indeed I understand that my wish to live forever brings eternal pain, but I would have it no other way. Have you ever heard the myth of Sysiphis? The Greek Philosipher who was killed by his wife and left Hades to chastise her, only to decide to stay; and now he suffers for eternity by pushing a boulder up a mountain? One must imagine Sysiphis happy. With eternal suffering also comes eternal triumph. Every step he takes pushing that rock of the hill it becomes a part of him, and every time he makes it to the top he owns the gods themselves. It doesn't matter if it rolls down everytime, because he will push it back up everytime and spit in the face of Zues and Hades and Posiden, because he can, because he's earned it. One must imagine Sysiphis happy, you see?

Even if eternal life brings eternal suffering, I will live and survive and I will own the universe with every fiber of my being. Everything I endure and everything I take, and even everything YOU take makes you MORE deserving of being here, it makes you a bigger and more important part of the universe than you could ever imagine. Rest in god-hood, my friend; rest not in peace, but in the knowledge that you DESERVE peace. Rest knowing that you are the universe
#622 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
Once I shared such a vision. It is the vision of every egotist, I would dare say. Having such ambitions and such grand notions of self-importance does not make you foolish or worthy of mockery - as the masses would have us believe. Your conviction is the sole reason I took the time to write these messages, as it is quite admirable. I would ask that you use that same conviction to recognize that you have much to learn, though not to insinuate you can learn from me; I will simply act as a guide. Your opinions and bits of knowledge you have accumulated throughout your life cannot be validated as truth. It is entirely possible that every opinion you have is the exact opposite of the truth. It is possible your life is a delusion with no basis in reality. We can never prove nor disprove these assertions. Working from this, we can reasonably say that you know nothing for certain. If you know nothing for certain, then you are completely ignorant. It is from this standpoint that you can abolish arrogance. I would dare say that one cannot learn without great difficulty the points I make until ignorance is embraced. What you "know" acts as a wall against new knowledge, blocking it before you can even ponder it. Perhaps, and it is my great hope, you will take these words to heart - if only on a "test-drive" basis.
I enjoy the points you make, and find them quite provoking (in a positive way, of course). I hope you find where you desire to go, and find peace in your own right.
User avatar #624 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2012) [-]
I do not know how to reply to such a deep and well thought out comment, but know that I have read it and taken your words to heart just as you said. Thank you
User avatar #619 - bluedwarf (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm studyin physics, and we are now learning series, as in x = 1-1+1-1+1... till infinity
You can group these in several ways and depending on that, you can say it is either a positive or a negative row.
Example 1+(1-1)+(1-1+(-1+1)....positive 1
What I wanted to show is, it depends on what you want to see. Kinda like that half glass of water example.
I hope you get the gist
User avatar #411 - bluedwarf (11/12/2012) [-]
Just a quick thought on your comment regarding the raising of crime rates in case in which most of humanity are atheists. I hope you do realise what an irrational thought you just brought out. Do you have any proof that the raising number of atheists in the world has any connection with increasing crime?
And I would like to say something on this whole conversation. It seams you are arguing whether it is ok to believe in afterlife. This is actually a religious discussion then, but I think it has been proven numerous times that if it doesn't interfere with other people's freedoms, it doesn't even matter. Do what makes you happy, believe in what you want.
tl;dr: you don't need to read I just wanted to say this
User avatar #428 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not if more people were atheists, but if more people were nihilistic. There is a difference, after-all. Just as well, there are more religious people in the world than not. And no, I have no evidence of such a claim, but again, I didn't say it was from Atheists.

It's alright, I like reading and you bring up many good points. Personally, I don't care what people believe as long as it makes them a better person (to them) and makes their life more fulfilling
User avatar #229 - Fgner (11/12/2012) [-]
You are probably the most intelligent person I've met in a long time and you can describe exactly how I feel so perfectly. Please, accept these thumbs, you desrve the- no. I'm honored to give them to you.

I've always said that nomatter what comes after life, it'll happen nomatter what I believe. Live a good life as a good man, make it a life worth living, and die with no regrets. And when I die, if I have to answer to Hades, Satan, God, Jesus, Death, or some other figure; or if I go to an eternal blankness, I will gladly accept whatever comes my way.

Oh, and immortality is overrated. I think even when humanity achieves immortality, they'll always reach a point in their lives when they're ready to end it. Nobody can live forever, not because of the body, but because of the mind.
User avatar #362 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Thank you. I spent a lot of time deep in thought to come up with my conclusions, and I do not regret a second of it; but believe me when I say that your thanks is worth far more then a thumb ever will be.

That is a grand way of thinking about it. There was once a Greek Philosopher, of who's name I currently forget, that said "Live a good life, for if the gods are just they will surely reward you, and if they are not, why would you want to serve them anyways? And if there are no gods at all then at least you will be remembered as a good man"

Indeed, you may very well be correct; but there is far too much I want to do and experience that I would need many lifetimes to satisfy it. And I will be ready to take as many lifetimes as needed
User avatar #393 - bluedwarf (11/12/2012) [-]
I am going to take me time one day, extra to read all this through. Looking forward to it. Thanks champs
#78 - That is a possibility, but it is awfully nihilistic, and quite…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +1
User avatar #309 - roflcopterkklol (11/12/2012) [-]
And there we have religion explained, those not intelligent enough to see that this life is all we need and all we will ever get.
stop burdening yourself with hopes and wishes of an afterlife, go and enjoy the life you have.
User avatar #358 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
I notice it is a habit of atheistic people to assume that "religion = moronic". And what if it's NOT all there is? What if you're wrong, what then? I assure you, good sir, that I am not burdening myself, it does the opposite and releaves my soul to believe that my loved ones are at least guided respectfully to their proper place then sitting alone in a darkness. My beliefs in the afterlife have absolutely no effect upon how I live my life now, but if anything, I'd say it makes me a better person
User avatar #639 - roflcopterkklol (11/14/2012) [-]
Well i do not view religious people as moronic, and i do not mean it as an insult when i say i know i am smarter than you. i just understand completely how someone can believe in a religion due to the positive aspect of an afterlife.
if i was a less intelligent man i do not believe i would be able to comprehend a so called meaningless existence either, and believe me when i say i would rather be that way because as the old saying goes, ignorance is bliss and bliss is beautiful.
But then i would also miss living this life the fullest i possibly could because in the back of my mind something would always be saying "life is eternal, you will live for ever why bother wasting time with this one"

Also on a side note, "what if i am wrong?"
Well then no harm done, if a god is going to punish me for giving me the intelligence to question such things then that god can go fuck themselves with a cricket bat.
User avatar #640 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2012) [-]
Not at all. It seems you are misunderstanding what I am saying. I do not take offence, believe me, but most people who see my comment seem to believe that I am denying myself the joy of life simply because I believe there will be a next. No, I do not want to be immortal for fear of death, or fear of some god, I want to because I love life, and I want to experience as many things in it as possible for as long as possible (which of course cannot be done on an average life-time). I live every day as I wish, I waste none of it, I just wish I had more TIME to do what I love, you see?

And if there is an after-life, even better; as I can continue to move on and do as I please to my best extent. I do not fear losing conciousness in a wooden box six feet under ground. I simply do not want the boredom

(For future reference, you probably shouldn't state you are more intelligent than anyone. As at that point it becomes more of a competition than a battle of logic and wits. Besides, a truly intelligent person does not feel the need to be intelligent; just like a truly strong person does not feel the need to show off)
#77 - My pleasure  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +20
User avatar #126 - bluedwarf (11/12/2012) [-]
Brothers I'm proud to be having such people like yourselves on this site. With cheers
User avatar #355 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Likewise
User avatar #132 - unicornmangina (11/12/2012) [-]
it’s the weirdest feeling when someone passes it’s like this sudden cold feeling like you’ve just got out of the shower on a really cold day and then suddenly you don’t feel anything and although you know they’re gone you keep thinking that you see their chest rise and fall or that they’ll get up and go “ha tricked you!” and inside you hope they do but you also know deep down that they aren’t in pain anymore they’re their old selves again and wherever they are they’re happy and then you slowly realize that your just looking at an empty shell and then it hits you like a train and you start to breakdown all over again. So I hope that heaven exists and that it’s a nice place.
User avatar #645 - rokkarokkaali (11/17/2012) [-]
My biggest fear is not of death but that there won't be the people I love in the afterlife unless there's a heaven and there are thousands of other possibilities other than heaven.
User avatar #382 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Indeed, I'm sure your loved ones are all at peace with themselves, if not the world. If that thought is what comforts you, then let no one take it from you
User avatar #527 - unicornmangina (11/12/2012) [-]
no worries man i wont and thank you and same to you to :)
#57 - I like to imagine death as more of a mother-figure. Truly. His…  [+] (59 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Life & Death +194
User avatar #649 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
<deh feeling whn a comment i liked here is sudnly gone
User avatar #644 - rokkarokkaali (11/17/2012) [-]
"Before I die I need to fap one last time to my girlfriend's naked body"
User avatar #604 - swedishmeatball (11/12/2012) [-]
So if Death guides people into the afterlife the way you're saying he does, how would he guide EVERYONE. I mean there all a lot of dead people that die on the same day, he would have to be in a lot of places at the same time. It will probably take a long time, I like that thought though, it's nice and warming but then again there are...complications.
User avatar #607 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Indeed you are right, but I highly doubt the laws of physics actually apply to such a being. As the existence of death is always present, the being himself must be omnipresent. You see?
User avatar #610 - swedishmeatball (11/12/2012) [-]
Yeah I see Death is a mystery, who would know what applies to that world and what doesn't.
User avatar #611 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Haha, indeed. But we all must cross the final veil eventually; I just figure it's better to go with happy thoughts than with fearful ones
User avatar #616 - swedishmeatball (11/12/2012) [-]
Yes I agree, always better to go out happy than afraid. Take it easy man
#615 - veil (11/12/2012) [-]
veil
User avatar #602 - thirdasscheek (11/12/2012) [-]
this gave me shivers, good shivers
User avatar #606 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm glad
#322 - attifyon (11/12/2012) [-]
I can confirm this. I suicided once this summer and it was exactly like this.
User avatar #646 - rokkarokkaali (11/17/2012) [-]
Did you last wish was to go on funnyjunk until you got blue name?
User avatar #365 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Lovely
User avatar #312 - goobyman (11/12/2012) [-]
so there are multiple deaths?
Every person needs their own
or is he more like a god-is-everywhere figure?
User avatar #366 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm not sure. I don't really like the Japanese Shinigami; although it would make more sense, there being more then one reaper, I don't like the thought of one person getting a bad ending just because his Shinigami has a sadistic personality, or another receiving undeserving life because his Shinigami is a believer and hopes he recovers. I would rather everyone be judged by the same, unbias fate; weither it be malevolent or benevolent
User avatar #294 - ericbeagles (11/12/2012) [-]
Am I the only one around here who believes that after you die you are no longer a person, and you're body is just an object, devoid of any thoughts or mind?
User avatar #647 - rokkarokkaali (11/17/2012) [-]
I sometimes wonder if death even exists to a human than to others. I feel like we would never notice when we died and that life is an ending eternity.
User avatar #648 - ericbeagles (11/17/2012) [-]
I know what you mean, I highly doubt there is anything after death
User avatar #367 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
No. I have talked with many people who believed exactly that, and have gone so far as to insult my intelligence, my sexual preference, and my will-power for disagreeing with them. There is nothing wrong with having a nihilistic view, what's wrong is believing you are better for believing it than others. Just as well, there have been more people who died and came back that have described an afterlife (although in hazy detail) than there have who have said it's just nothing. Personally, I don't know what happens, but I'd rather believe our story continues
User avatar #389 - ericbeagles (11/12/2012) [-]
As would I, I'm just pessimistic :)
#286 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
so even when i die and i have ghostly duties to attend to, Death will wait for me forever?

User avatar #369 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
I don't see why not. He has all the time in the world on his hands, and has met many other souls like you, who have to stay, NEED to stay because of earthly duties. I'm sure he can relate.
#568 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
you have game me a whole diffrent view on the grim reaper. he's not grim any more, he's like a nan or grandad, always soo patient with you so calm.

i used to think he was the one that finished you off. Say you were dieing. in pain, suffreing with no hope of survival you begin to see a light but in that light is a dark figure, that figure is the being that quickly finishes you off. thats what i used to think. now i feel he is our friend, just like you said he talks with you laughs with you and even cries with you.

you changed my view on death captinfuckingtall.
User avatar #570 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
The fact that I made such an affect upon you, and not only you but EVERYONE here, is worth more to me than all the thumbs, fame, or laughs in the world; I promise you
#573 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
You're a very peacefull person.

You are the nicest person i ever met on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #578 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Thank you, I try to be as patient and understand as our friend the reaper, as frustration and pessimism have never helped to solve anything. Not at all, I mearly speak what I believe, but it helps to have such affectionate and thoughtful peers around me (YOU kind gentlemen)
#582 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
You could change peoples life i really belive you could.
the way you're so calm, im guessing you handle arguments better than a majority of people. You could change peoples live and i would pay to spend time with you while you just talk aboutthings you talked about just now. i would like to here your views on these subjects.


i think you should write a book or somehting because you have the mind for it!.
User avatar #594 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
You could change lives too, you simply need to assert yourself.
I'm calm because I've been through a lot, and I've read a lot, and I've done much soul searching in my life. Haha, it pays to be calm, believe me; it's hard, but it pays off.
No. I refuse to get paid for helping and assisting others. Seeing people's lives come together and a universal understanding is more than enough of a reward. Besides, I don't like money or material wealth.

I have written a book; I'm a published author of short stories. Horror stories, to be exact; but I also do much work with philosophy and baser thought
#599 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
it's great to hear that you help people get their lives back together but you refuse to get paid! you are a really great person. if its ok could i possibly nkow the name of the horror story you have written? with your beautiful mind i bet the book is truely gripping!.
User avatar #603 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
I have many, they are all on my facebook page (I would rather my writings get out there then actually be paid for them). Would you like a link?
#605 - fuckingmagicconch (11/12/2012) [-]
Yes sure that will be absolutely great!
User avatar #269 - darudelink (11/12/2012) [-]
Dude, that's fucking beautiful. It's actually somewhat reassuring. Thank you.
User avatar #371 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
My pleasure. Whatever happens, my friend, I simply hope you find that lamp that guides your way
#178 - chezburgadominator (11/12/2012) [-]
**chezburgadominator rolled a random image posted in comment #113040 at Pokemon ** I can't thumb you up more than once, so i'll be back while I go to my friends house to thumb you up again.
User avatar #376 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
That is not needed. Just the fact you enjoyed it is good enough for me
User avatar #134 - thephantur (11/12/2012) [-]
I actually just wrote a short story about this a few weeks back. o_o;

I feel the same way. Death as a caring figure.
User avatar #377 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Believe it or not, so did I
User avatar #563 - jpv (11/12/2012) [-]
Post it.
User avatar #569 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Where would you like me to?
User avatar #623 - jpv (11/13/2012) [-]
Whater you like man, new content, a comment(if not too large) or somewhere else. I'd just like to read it.
User avatar #116 - annogram (11/12/2012) [-]
When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave.
User avatar #379 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
An endless being has endless patience, as he should.
User avatar #93 - Blitzken (11/12/2012) [-]
i completely agree with you his purpose has been severely twisted lately he does not take the lives of others, he guides the fallen to the afterlife
User avatar #381 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Indeed. The way I like to imagine it is, rather then snatching people away and damning them, he simply acts as a safety net for those who fall of the plate of existence. He is not bias, he knows no anger
User avatar #60 - roflcopterkklol (11/12/2012) [-]
Or when you die you have absolutely no idea anything has happened, it is just an infinite black void that passes by instantly for eternity.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
That is a possibility, but it is awfully nihilistic, and quite frankly, I see no point in living a nihilistic life
User avatar #309 - roflcopterkklol (11/12/2012) [-]
And there we have religion explained, those not intelligent enough to see that this life is all we need and all we will ever get.
stop burdening yourself with hopes and wishes of an afterlife, go and enjoy the life you have.
User avatar #358 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
I notice it is a habit of atheistic people to assume that "religion = moronic". And what if it's NOT all there is? What if you're wrong, what then? I assure you, good sir, that I am not burdening myself, it does the opposite and releaves my soul to believe that my loved ones are at least guided respectfully to their proper place then sitting alone in a darkness. My beliefs in the afterlife have absolutely no effect upon how I live my life now, but if anything, I'd say it makes me a better person
User avatar #639 - roflcopterkklol (11/14/2012) [-]
Well i do not view religious people as moronic, and i do not mean it as an insult when i say i know i am smarter than you. i just understand completely how someone can believe in a religion due to the positive aspect of an afterlife.
if i was a less intelligent man i do not believe i would be able to comprehend a so called meaningless existence either, and believe me when i say i would rather be that way because as the old saying goes, ignorance is bliss and bliss is beautiful.
But then i would also miss living this life the fullest i possibly could because in the back of my mind something would always be saying "life is eternal, you will live for ever why bother wasting time with this one"

Also on a side note, "what if i am wrong?"
Well then no harm done, if a god is going to punish me for giving me the intelligence to question such things then that god can go fuck themselves with a cricket bat.
User avatar #640 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2012) [-]
Not at all. It seems you are misunderstanding what I am saying. I do not take offence, believe me, but most people who see my comment seem to believe that I am denying myself the joy of life simply because I believe there will be a next. No, I do not want to be immortal for fear of death, or fear of some god, I want to because I love life, and I want to experience as many things in it as possible for as long as possible (which of course cannot be done on an average life-time). I live every day as I wish, I waste none of it, I just wish I had more TIME to do what I love, you see?

And if there is an after-life, even better; as I can continue to move on and do as I please to my best extent. I do not fear losing conciousness in a wooden box six feet under ground. I simply do not want the boredom

(For future reference, you probably shouldn't state you are more intelligent than anyone. As at that point it becomes more of a competition than a battle of logic and wits. Besides, a truly intelligent person does not feel the need to be intelligent; just like a truly strong person does not feel the need to show off)
User avatar #58 - hargleblarg (11/12/2012) [-]
And suddenly my day feels a lot better.

Thanks stranger.
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
My pleasure
User avatar #126 - bluedwarf (11/12/2012) [-]
Brothers I'm proud to be having such people like yourselves on this site. With cheers
User avatar #355 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Likewise
User avatar #132 - unicornmangina (11/12/2012) [-]
it’s the weirdest feeling when someone passes it’s like this sudden cold feeling like you’ve just got out of the shower on a really cold day and then suddenly you don’t feel anything and although you know they’re gone you keep thinking that you see their chest rise and fall or that they’ll get up and go “ha tricked you!” and inside you hope they do but you also know deep down that they aren’t in pain anymore they’re their old selves again and wherever they are they’re happy and then you slowly realize that your just looking at an empty shell and then it hits you like a train and you start to breakdown all over again. So I hope that heaven exists and that it’s a nice place.
User avatar #645 - rokkarokkaali (11/17/2012) [-]
My biggest fear is not of death but that there won't be the people I love in the afterlife unless there's a heaven and there are thousands of other possibilities other than heaven.
User avatar #382 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Indeed, I'm sure your loved ones are all at peace with themselves, if not the world. If that thought is what comforts you, then let no one take it from you
User avatar #527 - unicornmangina (11/12/2012) [-]
no worries man i wont and thank you and same to you to :)
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User avatar #160 - cshp (11/11/2012) [-]
Or parts of the Bible are just wrong.
User avatar #163 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/11/2012) [-]
....but if parts of the bible are wrong is it far-fetched to say that all of the bible is wrong?
Who are you to say which parts are and aren't wrong?
Who is anybody?
User avatar #169 - cshp (11/11/2012) [-]
No.
You're argument is getting philosophical and that makes it lose ground in an argument.
^.

I'm trying to fap. I just wanted to explain the reasoning that the Bible gives for why Satan does what Satan does.
User avatar #174 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/11/2012) [-]
Why does that make my argument lose ground?
User avatar #176 - cshp (11/11/2012) [-]
Because to defeat someones argument, you want to say things that go against it. Philosophy goes neither with it or against it, it just floats around. Seriously, I'm trying to fap.
User avatar #178 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/11/2012) [-]
You challenged captainfuckitall to present you with loopholes.
I was merely obliging.

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no fucking mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for shit",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty fucked in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
&quot;Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'.&quot; - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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