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#217 - I'd be socialist, I'd control nearly every aspect of corporate… 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS -1
#216 - I like you  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS -1
User avatar #218 - undeadwill (06/11/2013) [-]
Awww... Thank you.
#129 - Hmm, fair enough, and good for you for being so self-understan…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
User avatar #158 - undeadwill (06/11/2013) [-]
I'd do it. But I'm not a likeable person.
User avatar #216 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
I like you
User avatar #218 - undeadwill (06/11/2013) [-]
Awww... Thank you.
User avatar #131 - rieskimo (06/11/2013) [-]
To know yourself is the only way to better yourself.
#124 - Bah, and it's that kind of attitude that changes nothing. Are …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
User avatar #127 - rieskimo (06/11/2013) [-]
No it's because I know I'm personally not influential enough. I also know that I'm not strong willed enough, I know that I will crumble to that big dollar sign. I know that I am bullheaded and won't listen to reason if I have been offended. I know myself and the environment of politics too well to know that although my ideals may be in the right place , I personally have no right being in a seat of power.
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Hmm, fair enough, and good for you for being so self-understanding, it's one of the best traits to have
User avatar #158 - undeadwill (06/11/2013) [-]
I'd do it. But I'm not a likeable person.
User avatar #216 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
I like you
User avatar #218 - undeadwill (06/11/2013) [-]
Awww... Thank you.
User avatar #131 - rieskimo (06/11/2013) [-]
To know yourself is the only way to better yourself.
#121 - Haha, so why not become a politician yourself? Change your cou…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
User avatar #123 - rieskimo (06/11/2013) [-]
Because I know better, also I'm far too honest to be a politician.
User avatar #124 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Bah, and it's that kind of attitude that changes nothing. Are you sure it's because you 'know better'? Are you sure it isn't because you are frightened?
User avatar #127 - rieskimo (06/11/2013) [-]
No it's because I know I'm personally not influential enough. I also know that I'm not strong willed enough, I know that I will crumble to that big dollar sign. I know that I am bullheaded and won't listen to reason if I have been offended. I know myself and the environment of politics too well to know that although my ideals may be in the right place , I personally have no right being in a seat of power.
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Hmm, fair enough, and good for you for being so self-understanding, it's one of the best traits to have
User avatar #158 - undeadwill (06/11/2013) [-]
I'd do it. But I'm not a likeable person.
User avatar #216 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
I like you
User avatar #218 - undeadwill (06/11/2013) [-]
Awww... Thank you.
User avatar #131 - rieskimo (06/11/2013) [-]
To know yourself is the only way to better yourself.
#112 - Quite so. The problem is, nobody wants to take personal respon…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
User avatar #114 - rieskimo (06/11/2013) [-]
We need a good strong leader with a lot of House and Congressional support, or strong enough popular support to override those bunch of outdated self-absorbed fucking assholes.

We need a leader that will sit down in front of everybody and say
"Look, we are in an ugly place. We have nobody else to blame but ourselves. We need to hold our chin high; because even though we are hurting we are one of the strongest countries on this earth. We need to invest in ourselves and our future and the only way to do that is through progressive educational and medical plans. These aren't to take away from what you have and the government has been the point of some serious discontent in the spending area but we must all focus our collective energies into picking ourselves up off the ropes or else doom ourselves to fall."

And then ACTUALLY do that, we need to get businesses the fuck out of our government because the reason the FDA is essentially impotent is because of so much private interest as well as the reason half the crazy earmarked bills get passed. We need to organize government spending and we need to stop letting so much money get bled into this dark zone in the DOD. We need to stop trying to be some sort of caped crusader and start looking inside our borders. But we haven't and we won't, not until it is either too late or almost too late.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Haha, so why not become a politician yourself? Change your country from the inside out
User avatar #123 - rieskimo (06/11/2013) [-]
Because I know better, also I'm far too honest to be a politician.
User avatar #124 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Bah, and it's that kind of attitude that changes nothing. Are you sure it's because you 'know better'? Are you sure it isn't because you are frightened?
User avatar #127 - rieskimo (06/11/2013) [-]
No it's because I know I'm personally not influential enough. I also know that I'm not strong willed enough, I know that I will crumble to that big dollar sign. I know that I am bullheaded and won't listen to reason if I have been offended. I know myself and the environment of politics too well to know that although my ideals may be in the right place , I personally have no right being in a seat of power.
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Hmm, fair enough, and good for you for being so self-understanding, it's one of the best traits to have
User avatar #158 - undeadwill (06/11/2013) [-]
I'd do it. But I'm not a likeable person.
User avatar #216 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
I like you
User avatar #218 - undeadwill (06/11/2013) [-]
Awww... Thank you.
User avatar #131 - rieskimo (06/11/2013) [-]
To know yourself is the only way to better yourself.
#106 - The same guy who raped and/or murdered that nine year old? 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
#105 - It was just an example. I just mean a hard working citizen suc… 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
#100 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to file false charges against you …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
User avatar #104 - feeding (06/11/2013) [-]
I forgive you.
Because I am feeding.
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
The same guy who raped and/or murdered that nine year old?
#94 - Haha, sorry. It's just hard to tell who's joking over text, an… 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
#93 - Eh, you can think whatever you like of me. Frankly, I could sa…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS +1
#227 - veryspecialagent (06/12/2013) [-]
Morals and ethics do chage every once in a while, mostly though, for the better. You're wanting to go backwards, not to mention it's hypocritical to say that ethics and morals are preventing us from being "tight and rational" because they change so frequently, so you propose that we change our ethics and morals to your point of thinking...

You also fail to realize the irony in the fact that it's okay to kill prisoners through torture in experimentation and hard labor, because they killed someone child. That person that you're so enthusiastic to kill is someone else's child. So maybe you should take your own advice at that time and turn yourself in for being a murderer because you gave someone a death sentence. Better yet, just off yourself now before you get the chance to actually hurt someone.

To wrap this up nicely, lets stop and think for a second and think about learning from past historical mistakes. Was there ever someone who interred a certain group of people, experimented on them, drove them to do hard labor, and massacred a huge amount of that select group of people?... YOU GUESSED IT! HITLER!!! So you want to learn from past mistkes by carbon copying one of the biggest mistakes ever, and becoming a glorified Hitler? No thanks.
User avatar #232 - captainfuckitall (06/12/2013) [-]
Okay? Comparing me to Hitler doesn't stop me from what I want to do. You're also comparing me using a work force of prisoners as well as making harsher ones lab-rats to total genocide of a religious/ethnic group, sexual orientation, and culture. You comparing me to Hitler is a illogical and a fallacy to boot
User avatar #231 - captainfuckitall (06/12/2013) [-]
Oh? And you are the one to say that something completely subjective mostly changes for the better? Let me tell you, sir, that morals and ethics are a good table conversation, but do you honestly believe people would obey them if they had much of a choice? Even your own government is free to deny human rights if they so choose, and many corporations deny certain rights from their workers (especially immigrants). I don't want to go backwards, I'm simply saying that if you choose to be a detriment to humanity, you don't deserve to be treated like a human. Absolutely not, I don't actually care about what type of morals and ethics you may have, I'm just saying you cannot let them prevent logical and rational thinking.

You make it sound like I would work the minor prisoners to death. I wouldn't. They would be paid enough to be fed and housed so the money goes back into society, and when their time is up they will have their record wiped clean and I will personally set them up with a job to reduce the risk of repeat offences. If you talk to many criminals, prison is a joke, it's like a badge of honour you get because you're 'badass' and does NOTHING to stop crime other than promote learning techniques. That's true, they are someone else's child, but just because their life is 'sacred' doesn't mean they should be spared because they chose to take a life. Besides, by that logic, you are letting people die because we do not have cures for many types of parasites, viruses, bacteria, or proper understanding of the human brain, things we all could have if we simply had a few proper lab rats. Oh? Now you're telling me to kill myself for having an innovative idea. What was all that back there about you telling me I shouldn't kill prisoners (you know, people who actually ruin lives and destroy society) because of some abstract term of 'sacred life' you still follow?
#98 - feeding (06/11/2013) [-]
I didn't rape or murdered a 9 year old girl.
- feeding
User avatar #100 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to file false charges against you

I love you
User avatar #104 - feeding (06/11/2013) [-]
I forgive you.
Because I am feeding.
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
The same guy who raped and/or murdered that nine year old?
#82 - That's true, but it's not so much what it does for you in a pr…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS -1
User avatar #89 - habasparkz (06/11/2013) [-]
Right I understand. It was just an attempt at being funny. But I see where your coming from. If everyone was well educated, the only people that would be "bad" would be the people that cannot control themselves. They should test the I.Q.s of inmates and see what the average would be. I'm very curious about this.
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Haha, sorry. It's just hard to tell who's joking over text, and I would rather be taken as stoic than idiotic

But yes, most inmates due tend to score below average on an I.Q. test (than again, the smart ones don't get caught either)
#79 - My ideal version of the WORLD is socialist (provided the gover…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
#85 - veryspecialagent (06/11/2013) [-]
Well friend, you are the most disturbing canadian I've ever come across, and I think you should apologize on behalf of your country (Your used to it). But your not talking about a socialism, you're talking about a dictatorship, and your ideas are unethical, disgusting, and old. I am truly disappointed in you. I always find I'm let down by people expressing an interest in the future politics, only to find out their ideas are idiotic.
User avatar #93 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Eh, you can think whatever you like of me. Frankly, I could say the same to you, considering you let morals and ethics, something that not only changes with every culture (and sometimes state or province), but changes every 50 or so years as well stop humanity from progressing in a tight and rational way.

Indeed, that's what everyone I've come across and told has called it, but that does not mean it is 'wrong' or incorrect. Again, morals change every 50 or so years, they should hold no sway in the long run. Unethical? Perhaps. Disgusting? Sure. Old? Maybe. But while you see making prisoners into lab rats unethical, I see forcing you to pay for the health and feeding of the man who raped and murdered a 9 year old girl (which could have been your daughter) as unethical. While you see it as disgusting, I see it as perfectly logical and reasonable to treat people who squabble over the most petty of things (like colour of your skin, or what country you're from) like children until they prove otherwise, and where you might see it as old, I see it as wisdom taken from ancient sources. Charles Darwin once said it is he who adapts the best that survives the worst, and while it is true that hanging on to tradition kills us, that doesn't mean we cannot learn from old wisdom and the trial and errors of the past

And I am disappointed in YOU, good sir, as you see something as completely irrational and idiotic simply because it doesn't agree with your point of view. Now which one of us has an 'old' perspective?
#227 - veryspecialagent (06/12/2013) [-]
Morals and ethics do chage every once in a while, mostly though, for the better. You're wanting to go backwards, not to mention it's hypocritical to say that ethics and morals are preventing us from being "tight and rational" because they change so frequently, so you propose that we change our ethics and morals to your point of thinking...

You also fail to realize the irony in the fact that it's okay to kill prisoners through torture in experimentation and hard labor, because they killed someone child. That person that you're so enthusiastic to kill is someone else's child. So maybe you should take your own advice at that time and turn yourself in for being a murderer because you gave someone a death sentence. Better yet, just off yourself now before you get the chance to actually hurt someone.

To wrap this up nicely, lets stop and think for a second and think about learning from past historical mistakes. Was there ever someone who interred a certain group of people, experimented on them, drove them to do hard labor, and massacred a huge amount of that select group of people?... YOU GUESSED IT! HITLER!!! So you want to learn from past mistkes by carbon copying one of the biggest mistakes ever, and becoming a glorified Hitler? No thanks.
User avatar #232 - captainfuckitall (06/12/2013) [-]
Okay? Comparing me to Hitler doesn't stop me from what I want to do. You're also comparing me using a work force of prisoners as well as making harsher ones lab-rats to total genocide of a religious/ethnic group, sexual orientation, and culture. You comparing me to Hitler is a illogical and a fallacy to boot
User avatar #231 - captainfuckitall (06/12/2013) [-]
Oh? And you are the one to say that something completely subjective mostly changes for the better? Let me tell you, sir, that morals and ethics are a good table conversation, but do you honestly believe people would obey them if they had much of a choice? Even your own government is free to deny human rights if they so choose, and many corporations deny certain rights from their workers (especially immigrants). I don't want to go backwards, I'm simply saying that if you choose to be a detriment to humanity, you don't deserve to be treated like a human. Absolutely not, I don't actually care about what type of morals and ethics you may have, I'm just saying you cannot let them prevent logical and rational thinking.

You make it sound like I would work the minor prisoners to death. I wouldn't. They would be paid enough to be fed and housed so the money goes back into society, and when their time is up they will have their record wiped clean and I will personally set them up with a job to reduce the risk of repeat offences. If you talk to many criminals, prison is a joke, it's like a badge of honour you get because you're 'badass' and does NOTHING to stop crime other than promote learning techniques. That's true, they are someone else's child, but just because their life is 'sacred' doesn't mean they should be spared because they chose to take a life. Besides, by that logic, you are letting people die because we do not have cures for many types of parasites, viruses, bacteria, or proper understanding of the human brain, things we all could have if we simply had a few proper lab rats. Oh? Now you're telling me to kill myself for having an innovative idea. What was all that back there about you telling me I shouldn't kill prisoners (you know, people who actually ruin lives and destroy society) because of some abstract term of 'sacred life' you still follow?
#98 - feeding (06/11/2013) [-]
I didn't rape or murdered a 9 year old girl.
- feeding
User avatar #100 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to file false charges against you

I love you
User avatar #104 - feeding (06/11/2013) [-]
I forgive you.
Because I am feeding.
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
The same guy who raped and/or murdered that nine year old?
#78 - Well, if we had a responsible government, it would only make s… 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
#68 - If it sounds good on paper, the problem is not the idea, it's …  [+] (11 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
#75 - veryspecialagent (06/11/2013) [-]
You still haven't answered why your ideal version of the USA is a socialist gov. Where are you from?
User avatar #79 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
My ideal version of the WORLD is socialist (provided the government is good, uncorrupt, doesn't let feelings get in the way or progress, and has humanities best interest at heart). I am from Canada
#85 - veryspecialagent (06/11/2013) [-]
Well friend, you are the most disturbing canadian I've ever come across, and I think you should apologize on behalf of your country (Your used to it). But your not talking about a socialism, you're talking about a dictatorship, and your ideas are unethical, disgusting, and old. I am truly disappointed in you. I always find I'm let down by people expressing an interest in the future politics, only to find out their ideas are idiotic.
User avatar #93 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Eh, you can think whatever you like of me. Frankly, I could say the same to you, considering you let morals and ethics, something that not only changes with every culture (and sometimes state or province), but changes every 50 or so years as well stop humanity from progressing in a tight and rational way.

Indeed, that's what everyone I've come across and told has called it, but that does not mean it is 'wrong' or incorrect. Again, morals change every 50 or so years, they should hold no sway in the long run. Unethical? Perhaps. Disgusting? Sure. Old? Maybe. But while you see making prisoners into lab rats unethical, I see forcing you to pay for the health and feeding of the man who raped and murdered a 9 year old girl (which could have been your daughter) as unethical. While you see it as disgusting, I see it as perfectly logical and reasonable to treat people who squabble over the most petty of things (like colour of your skin, or what country you're from) like children until they prove otherwise, and where you might see it as old, I see it as wisdom taken from ancient sources. Charles Darwin once said it is he who adapts the best that survives the worst, and while it is true that hanging on to tradition kills us, that doesn't mean we cannot learn from old wisdom and the trial and errors of the past

And I am disappointed in YOU, good sir, as you see something as completely irrational and idiotic simply because it doesn't agree with your point of view. Now which one of us has an 'old' perspective?
#227 - veryspecialagent (06/12/2013) [-]
Morals and ethics do chage every once in a while, mostly though, for the better. You're wanting to go backwards, not to mention it's hypocritical to say that ethics and morals are preventing us from being "tight and rational" because they change so frequently, so you propose that we change our ethics and morals to your point of thinking...

You also fail to realize the irony in the fact that it's okay to kill prisoners through torture in experimentation and hard labor, because they killed someone child. That person that you're so enthusiastic to kill is someone else's child. So maybe you should take your own advice at that time and turn yourself in for being a murderer because you gave someone a death sentence. Better yet, just off yourself now before you get the chance to actually hurt someone.

To wrap this up nicely, lets stop and think for a second and think about learning from past historical mistakes. Was there ever someone who interred a certain group of people, experimented on them, drove them to do hard labor, and massacred a huge amount of that select group of people?... YOU GUESSED IT! HITLER!!! So you want to learn from past mistkes by carbon copying one of the biggest mistakes ever, and becoming a glorified Hitler? No thanks.
User avatar #232 - captainfuckitall (06/12/2013) [-]
Okay? Comparing me to Hitler doesn't stop me from what I want to do. You're also comparing me using a work force of prisoners as well as making harsher ones lab-rats to total genocide of a religious/ethnic group, sexual orientation, and culture. You comparing me to Hitler is a illogical and a fallacy to boot
User avatar #231 - captainfuckitall (06/12/2013) [-]
Oh? And you are the one to say that something completely subjective mostly changes for the better? Let me tell you, sir, that morals and ethics are a good table conversation, but do you honestly believe people would obey them if they had much of a choice? Even your own government is free to deny human rights if they so choose, and many corporations deny certain rights from their workers (especially immigrants). I don't want to go backwards, I'm simply saying that if you choose to be a detriment to humanity, you don't deserve to be treated like a human. Absolutely not, I don't actually care about what type of morals and ethics you may have, I'm just saying you cannot let them prevent logical and rational thinking.

You make it sound like I would work the minor prisoners to death. I wouldn't. They would be paid enough to be fed and housed so the money goes back into society, and when their time is up they will have their record wiped clean and I will personally set them up with a job to reduce the risk of repeat offences. If you talk to many criminals, prison is a joke, it's like a badge of honour you get because you're 'badass' and does NOTHING to stop crime other than promote learning techniques. That's true, they are someone else's child, but just because their life is 'sacred' doesn't mean they should be spared because they chose to take a life. Besides, by that logic, you are letting people die because we do not have cures for many types of parasites, viruses, bacteria, or proper understanding of the human brain, things we all could have if we simply had a few proper lab rats. Oh? Now you're telling me to kill myself for having an innovative idea. What was all that back there about you telling me I shouldn't kill prisoners (you know, people who actually ruin lives and destroy society) because of some abstract term of 'sacred life' you still follow?
#98 - feeding (06/11/2013) [-]
I didn't rape or murdered a 9 year old girl.
- feeding
User avatar #100 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to file false charges against you

I love you
User avatar #104 - feeding (06/11/2013) [-]
I forgive you.
Because I am feeding.
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
The same guy who raped and/or murdered that nine year old?
#56 - True, but what I gave were just examples, I was just trying to… 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
#55 - What I gave was just examples, I was just trying to stress the… 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
#43 - Quite right 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
#41 - Okay? Thank you, I guess  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS +1
User avatar #42 - theshadowed (06/11/2013) [-]
It wasn't an argument or support, simply a statement. The more you know
User avatar #43 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Quite right
#40 - That's true, but it's better than not doing anything about it.…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Switzerland Y U DO DIS 0
User avatar #44 - theshadowed (06/11/2013) [-]
Britain used to have a really bad smuggling problem. We solved a lot by simply lowering income tax. The more you tax stuff, unfortunately, the less stuff comes in legitimately. Question time, is Americas economy that bad?
User avatar #56 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
True, but what I gave were just examples, I was just trying to stress the need for ulterior methods of victory and crime-solving, rather than just trying to but-heads harder

From what I've heard, yes it can get that bad in some areas. And the American Economy is one of the worst in the worlds considering how much money they owe
#50 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
No,and even most of the problems he's talking about are fairly localized. Detroit, Chicago, New York, Atlanta Georgia, Half the major cities in southwest US can have pretty bad ghettos and drug/gang problems, but that acounts for like 1/1000th of the US and 1% of the population.

It's hard to keep a lot of jobs in-house due to outsourcing, and our unemployment has been pretty high for some time, but every country has been facing that problem, so I'm not sure what his point is.
User avatar #55 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
What I gave was just examples, I was just trying to stress the need for ulterior methods of victory and crime-solving, rather than just trying to but-heads harder
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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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