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#222 - "Futa transcends gender" not it doesn't, that just s…  [+] (41 replies) 10/08/2015 on Anons sex story 0
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#224 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
Did you read the fucking comment you twat? PUSSY is included. Hermaphrodite's not gay it's bisexual. Yeah I love me the idea of a half and half, joy of both worlds. The fuck is wrong with that?
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#232 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I read it just fine, most people who want Herm girls don't exactly care for the vagina much.

Nothing is wrong with it.

It's just not straight.
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#233 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
The vagina is very much a part of futanari, especially regarding futa on futa. Actual hermgirls don't exist. Sure it's not straight, but it's not gay, it's bi. Traps are gay. Shemales are gay. Futa is bi. Get your shit together.
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#234 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Any 'futa' I've seen has been a penis alone. Pretty gay.
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#235 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
That's not futa that's just a trap or a shemale. Faggots call it futa but it's not.
Futanari (ふたなり?, seldom: 二形, 双形, literally: dual form; 二成, 双成, literally: [to be of] two kinds), is the Japanese word for hermaphroditism
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#237 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Yet it doesn't exist.

So it's just a penis.
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#240 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
Actually hermaphrodites DO exist, but they aren't perfect like futa. Which can both impregnate and get impregnated. You're really retarded about this. This is fantasy but it's clearly defined. I think you just have homo fear.
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#242 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I don't have any homo fear. If I did, I would have an issue admitting I could screw a trap.

At the end of the day, the desire to be buttfucked by a penis is not straight, end of story. That's all I'm saying. They can be bisexual all they please, but they're not straight.
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#269 - unikornking (10/08/2015) [-]
Are you stuck in the middle school mindset or something?
NAH MAN UR SO GAY MY DICK IS BIG URS IS TINY HAHA UR SO GAY BUT ITS NOT AN INSULT ITS OK BUT UR SUPER FUCKING GAY YOU HOMO
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#270 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Considering your hissyfit there, the only one stuck in a certain mindset is you.

The only thing I've been arguing is liking penis automatically proves you aren't straight. That's not a bad thing, it's just a fact.
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#271 - unikornking (10/08/2015) [-]
And what does "you aren't straight" mean? Am i attracted to men? Do I want to fuck a guy? You're being extremely stubborn in this thread and just doing ad hominem almost every comment is why I used caps.
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#273 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
It's not an ad hominem, it's fact, unless you are legitimately trying to argue that you can like dicks, want one in your ass, and in your mouth, and still be straight. IS that what you're arguing?

Not being straight, that is, being homosexual or bisexual, means that you are partially or totally attracted to members of the same sex. Not that hard.
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#280 - unikornking (10/08/2015) [-]
I was trying to get at what your definition of "straight" means. I'm gunna type out a paragraph and I expect you to just say "ur gay" when you're done reading it. Literally the only medium I like futa is, futa, no traps, trannys, etc etc. Nothing real life. Only hentai. I revolt at the idea of even watching real life trap/tranny. Any dick on a chick in real life would be instant turn off akin to gore. Does that still make me gay? and what do you say to the insanely large amount of straight people that like futa, but gays don't like it, and very few bi. Are they wrong? "partially or totally attracted to members of the same sex" well I'm not. I imagine you'll refute that an drawn image of a chick with a dick does mean partially, so I'll ask where it stops. If a table has a dick, does that make me attracted to men? Does looking at beastiality make me an animal fucker( on a side note, shits disgusting).
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#286 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I think the main issue here is that you believe I think you're attracted to men BECAUSE you like penis.

I don't.

I think you're bisexual BECAUSE you like penis. You are sexually attracted to, and turned on by, penises.

That means you are at the very least bisexual. I don't care how feminine the person seems as you look up into their face while sucking their dick, you are still sucking a dick and still like sucking a dick.

That is gay.

There's nothing wrong with it, I'm not denying you some type of medal or award.

It's just bisexual at least, gay at most.
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#285 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
It's not my definition, but the worldwide one.

If you are already assuming what my responses will be, why even bother having the discussion at all? Many conversations in your life could be skipped entirely if you just assumed what they were going to reply with and let it go unsaid.

Yes. It doesn't matter what medium you like it in, the base fetish is still there. For example, many people like Loli, but do not identify as pedophiles; despite how they think of themselves, or in what medium they are attracted to it IN, the idea of having sex with a young girl is still there, which means borderline or minor pedophilic tendencies are present; same with your case. By the very fact you are attracted to a penis, you are at least bisexual; it doesn't matter what it's on, you like penis, you are bisexual. Not that hard.

Straight people don't like futa (solo, at least), bisexual people who claim to be straight do.

Gays don't like it because they're not attracted to the person its on, or they think it's creepy, but I'm sure they still like the penis.

Yet you are. You may not be attracted to men, but you like penis. There we go, you got your answer.

Are you attracted to this table BECAUSE it has a penis? Then that's pretty gay, yeah, liking is gay, it's literally homosexuality, it is the absolute definition at its basest. Attraction, liking, and desire for dong.
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#292 - unikornking (10/08/2015) [-]
>>#290 Holy shit you're literally a fucking brick wall mentally

" I do not watch porn to SEE a man fucking a woman, I watch it to see a woman being fucked. I also don't watch the guy, I watch her. I also don't imagine the guy, I imagine her, so on, so fourth. Arguing that I'm bi because I enjoy porn that happens to have a guy in it is like saying I absolutely love caramel because there was a thin layer of it on my favourite chocolate cake.

I do not watch futa to SEE a penis on a woman, I watch it to see a woman being fucked. I also don't watch the penis, I watch her. I also don't imagine the penis, I imagine her, so on, so fourth. Arguing that I'm bi because I enjoy porn that happens to have a penis in it is like saying I absolutely love caramel because there was a thin layer of it on my favourite chocolate cake.

I don't even fucking think like what I just typed, but you are literally agreeing with me. I was going to other technical and scientific sides because a fucking donkey would be astounded by how stubborn and completely and UTTERLY ignoring any and all logic all in the name of "you're gay whether you are or not".
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#295 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Wait, you don't watch solo futa? You said you were turned on by Futa hentai and actively sought it out, did you not?

If it's not solo, and you just like seeing a woman fuck another woman, then I can understand.

I'm not saying you're gay no matter what, I say being attracted to penis is borderline homosexual. YOU were the one who said you were turned on by futa, I imagined it was solo.
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#289 - unikornking (10/08/2015) [-]
Never said I liked penis. If you want to get into the literal definition, there is no dictionary that has homosexual listed as "attracted to the same sex's sex organs" If you want to get into the science side, really it's just an optical illusion. In recent years, futa was created, not like it's been around for hundreds of years, and our brains don't really go "yea thats futa im bi", it sees a women, and it sees a penis, ergo intercourse. The most common argument is that "straight" porn is by your definition bi. You can't claim that it is straight because a man is fucking a woman, just like you claim that since there is a penis in the picture, it is the literal only reason I am looking at it. By your logic, if you have ever watched a video with a man fucking a woman, and were aroused in the least, then you are bi.
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#290 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
It sounds like you're just being defensive, honestly.

"Women with penises turn me on, but I'm not gay, nor do I like penis". Come on, man; you can deny until the moon turns blue, but we both know that makes no sense.

Well if you REALLY want to get into the science side, everything is an optical illusion because we can't prove we're not just brains floating in jars of juice somewhere being stimulated into coming up with a hologram of a world. But we're not including that theory right now, or any "optical illusion", because that would be splitting hairs to try to desperately get out of the argument. If you don't want to argue anymore that's fine by me, but trying to "well, technically..." your way out of it just shows you know how bad it sounds and don't want to admit it.

Except that's not my logic. I do not watch porn to SEE a man fucking a woman, I watch it to see a woman being fucked. I also don't watch the guy, I watch her. I also don't imagine the guy, I imagine her, so on, so fourth. Arguing that I'm bi because I enjoy porn that happens to have a guy in it is like saying I absolutely love caramel because there was a thin layer of it on my favourite chocolate cake.

You, on the other hand, look up futa hentai because you want to see a penis. You do. If you did not want a penis to be there, you'd look up regular hentai, or solo, or what-have-you, but you don't, you want the penis. There's nothing wrong with liking penis old chap, you just have to accept it.
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#245 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
That is valid, what you said about what futas actually were was not.
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#236 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
This guy's just not getting it, brah. Best to leave him alone.
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#238 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I get it just fine, it just doesn't happen.

"I want a girl, I just want her with a penis", no, what they want is a guy who looks like a girl. I don't care that they like it, I care that they try so hard to appear straight when they're obviously not.
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#243 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
Actually what they want is a bigender. You do realize there are SOME species that are both genders? It's an actual thing, not for humans maybe, but that's why futa exists, outside of the birth errors and actual hermaphrodites which are non viable and infertile usually.
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#246 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Species such as?

Please quote species that are mammals and simultaneously hold both sexual organs, rather than switching from one to another as the need arises.
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#249 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
Snails, slugs, Hamlets, earthworms, mangrove krillfish, there are 65,000 hempahroditic species, which means that about 5% of all life is some form of hemaphrodite.
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#251 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
None of which are mammals. Plus, most of those, as I tried to define, switched back and fourth as needed and did not hold both sexual organs at one time.
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#253 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
And? That literally doesn't mean anything. The fact is you were wrong about a word you didn't understand, fucking deal with it.
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#255 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Except I wasn't. It doesn't take a genius to know I was referring to humans, and you didn't even remain within the lines I gave you, to stick to mammals and species that switch back and fourth rather than having both. All that's apparent is you scrape at the bottom of the barrel to try to be right.
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#299 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
You're fucking retarded.
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#302 - captainfuckitall (10/09/2015) [-]
And that would be the bottom of the barrel
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#241 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
No one's said straight this entire time. Infinite's expressly called liking herms bisexual, which it is.
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#260 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
>>#259

Considering he ran someone over and is against gay marriage, he's not exactly doing any favours for the minority group.
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#262 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
The fact is he did come at as trans and people praised him as a hero for it. That makes a sexually confused kid wonder if it's alright, but when they hear daddy at the dinner table talking about how he's sick and disgusting, it makes things difficult.

People have it rough, man. Just let people think they're straight if they want to. They'll figure out who they are once their hormones settle, so you don't have to ridicule them every step of the way.
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#244 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Obviously you have not interacted with the same fetishists I have. Many will get rather defensive and, in person, borderline violent if you call their fetish anything but perfectly straight.

It's not straight.
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#247 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
Who gives a shit if they want to be straight? They're insecure about their sexuality which is fucking normal in this period when people are coming out as gay and trans as a normal thing.

If they want to call themselves straight, it's not affecting you in the slightest. Just ignore them and let them deal with their shit.
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#250 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Because it's harder to accept yourself when you run from who you are.

Also, homo-sexuality and transsexuality isn't normal. It happens, and it's not 'bad', but it's not normal.
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#254 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
I didn't say the sexuality was normal. I said that coming out as that sexuality is normal now. People are so much more open about being gay or trans than they had been in the past. So that shit gets confusing for a kid struggling with his sexuality when the world is still divided on it's opinion on gays and trans.
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#256 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
97% of the world still identifies as heterosexual, including in first world countries. Transsexuals are such a small amount of people that, worldwide, you couldn't even make a city out of them.
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#257 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
You don't need a large population of trans to make it normal. With the internet, a portion of celebrities coming out as gay or trans is more than enough to change the world's view.
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#258 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Which transsexual celebrities are actually bringing a good name to the group?
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#259 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is the big name at the moment.
#212 - And how many times do you see someone claim to be perfectly st…  [+] (50 replies) 10/08/2015 on Anons sex story 0
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#272 - donatelo (10/08/2015) [-]
Well is it straight to want to bang a vagina or what? When we become aroused or turned on by a women in whatever setting( classmate, coworker etc) do we think, damn check out that xxy chromosome..or are we checking out external features?
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#275 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I would say it's part of a complete package. It is sexual attraction to both their appearance as well as conventional sex with them.

For example, a straight man can like a woman, like how she looks, like the girlyness, boom, suddenly he finds out she was a trap all along. Normally, the straight man would cease being sexually attracted to the person, because the idea of conventional sex with a penis is not attractive to them in the least. However, if this straight man was comfortable with the idea of conventional sex with a penis, then he would no longer be straight, but bisexual.
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#278 - donatelo (10/08/2015) [-]
I dunno. I see your point, but not always are you having sex with the penis...you can be just fucking them in the ass. Keep in mind that it's common to bang real girls in ass. Aside from the obvious differences(bagina) is there really much difference in banging a passable tranny and a chick, if for example the vagina/dick was covered at all times?

I could see how the complete package works, but what about butch or tomboys..is it still straight if a shemale fucks a chick?
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#282 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I know it is, but it's not the ass we're focusing on. Does the person get turned on by the idea of fucking someone with a penis, even IF they're giving, not receiving? Then they're bisexual. Does the person get turned on by the penis itself, or the idea of the 'girl' having one? Then they're bisexual.

To me, it depends more-on WHY you're attracted to them than anything else. Are you attracted to butch girls or tomboys BECAUSE they remind you of men? Then you're bisexual. Are you attracted to them because you think it's cute and like ideals of confident and aggression? Then you're still straight. Same with the shemale + woman having sex, it just depends on the mindset they go at it with.
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#296 - donatelo (10/08/2015) [-]
I agree with your second paragraph completely.
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#220 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
Futanari (actual futanari) are hemaphrodites though, with pussy plus dick and sometimes balls on the outside. That's not gay so much as bisexual. Or just sexual. Futa transcends gender. Anything without a pussy though is just a dude. "futa" with just balls and dick is not futa at all, it's just a trap.
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#229 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
This guy's got it. Futanari is hot. Shemales are fucking gross. It's the pussy that matters.
#230 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
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your username-
never mind
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#222 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
"Futa transcends gender" not it doesn't, that just sounds like something people say to make themselves more comfortable with liking penises.

The penis and balls is what makes it a guy. It's a guy. Just because they have breast implants doesn't change that.
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#224 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
Did you read the fucking comment you twat? PUSSY is included. Hermaphrodite's not gay it's bisexual. Yeah I love me the idea of a half and half, joy of both worlds. The fuck is wrong with that?
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#232 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I read it just fine, most people who want Herm girls don't exactly care for the vagina much.

Nothing is wrong with it.

It's just not straight.
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#233 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
The vagina is very much a part of futanari, especially regarding futa on futa. Actual hermgirls don't exist. Sure it's not straight, but it's not gay, it's bi. Traps are gay. Shemales are gay. Futa is bi. Get your shit together.
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#234 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Any 'futa' I've seen has been a penis alone. Pretty gay.
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#235 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
That's not futa that's just a trap or a shemale. Faggots call it futa but it's not.
Futanari (ふたなり?, seldom: 二形, 双形, literally: dual form; 二成, 双成, literally: [to be of] two kinds), is the Japanese word for hermaphroditism
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#237 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Yet it doesn't exist.

So it's just a penis.
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#240 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
Actually hermaphrodites DO exist, but they aren't perfect like futa. Which can both impregnate and get impregnated. You're really retarded about this. This is fantasy but it's clearly defined. I think you just have homo fear.
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#242 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I don't have any homo fear. If I did, I would have an issue admitting I could screw a trap.

At the end of the day, the desire to be buttfucked by a penis is not straight, end of story. That's all I'm saying. They can be bisexual all they please, but they're not straight.
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#269 - unikornking (10/08/2015) [-]
Are you stuck in the middle school mindset or something?
NAH MAN UR SO GAY MY DICK IS BIG URS IS TINY HAHA UR SO GAY BUT ITS NOT AN INSULT ITS OK BUT UR SUPER FUCKING GAY YOU HOMO
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#270 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Considering your hissyfit there, the only one stuck in a certain mindset is you.

The only thing I've been arguing is liking penis automatically proves you aren't straight. That's not a bad thing, it's just a fact.
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#271 - unikornking (10/08/2015) [-]
And what does "you aren't straight" mean? Am i attracted to men? Do I want to fuck a guy? You're being extremely stubborn in this thread and just doing ad hominem almost every comment is why I used caps.
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#273 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
It's not an ad hominem, it's fact, unless you are legitimately trying to argue that you can like dicks, want one in your ass, and in your mouth, and still be straight. IS that what you're arguing?

Not being straight, that is, being homosexual or bisexual, means that you are partially or totally attracted to members of the same sex. Not that hard.
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#280 - unikornking (10/08/2015) [-]
I was trying to get at what your definition of "straight" means. I'm gunna type out a paragraph and I expect you to just say "ur gay" when you're done reading it. Literally the only medium I like futa is, futa, no traps, trannys, etc etc. Nothing real life. Only hentai. I revolt at the idea of even watching real life trap/tranny. Any dick on a chick in real life would be instant turn off akin to gore. Does that still make me gay? and what do you say to the insanely large amount of straight people that like futa, but gays don't like it, and very few bi. Are they wrong? "partially or totally attracted to members of the same sex" well I'm not. I imagine you'll refute that an drawn image of a chick with a dick does mean partially, so I'll ask where it stops. If a table has a dick, does that make me attracted to men? Does looking at beastiality make me an animal fucker( on a side note, shits disgusting).
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#286 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I think the main issue here is that you believe I think you're attracted to men BECAUSE you like penis.

I don't.

I think you're bisexual BECAUSE you like penis. You are sexually attracted to, and turned on by, penises.

That means you are at the very least bisexual. I don't care how feminine the person seems as you look up into their face while sucking their dick, you are still sucking a dick and still like sucking a dick.

That is gay.

There's nothing wrong with it, I'm not denying you some type of medal or award.

It's just bisexual at least, gay at most.
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#285 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
It's not my definition, but the worldwide one.

If you are already assuming what my responses will be, why even bother having the discussion at all? Many conversations in your life could be skipped entirely if you just assumed what they were going to reply with and let it go unsaid.

Yes. It doesn't matter what medium you like it in, the base fetish is still there. For example, many people like Loli, but do not identify as pedophiles; despite how they think of themselves, or in what medium they are attracted to it IN, the idea of having sex with a young girl is still there, which means borderline or minor pedophilic tendencies are present; same with your case. By the very fact you are attracted to a penis, you are at least bisexual; it doesn't matter what it's on, you like penis, you are bisexual. Not that hard.

Straight people don't like futa (solo, at least), bisexual people who claim to be straight do.

Gays don't like it because they're not attracted to the person its on, or they think it's creepy, but I'm sure they still like the penis.

Yet you are. You may not be attracted to men, but you like penis. There we go, you got your answer.

Are you attracted to this table BECAUSE it has a penis? Then that's pretty gay, yeah, liking is gay, it's literally homosexuality, it is the absolute definition at its basest. Attraction, liking, and desire for dong.
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#292 - unikornking (10/08/2015) [-]
>>#290 Holy shit you're literally a fucking brick wall mentally

" I do not watch porn to SEE a man fucking a woman, I watch it to see a woman being fucked. I also don't watch the guy, I watch her. I also don't imagine the guy, I imagine her, so on, so fourth. Arguing that I'm bi because I enjoy porn that happens to have a guy in it is like saying I absolutely love caramel because there was a thin layer of it on my favourite chocolate cake.

I do not watch futa to SEE a penis on a woman, I watch it to see a woman being fucked. I also don't watch the penis, I watch her. I also don't imagine the penis, I imagine her, so on, so fourth. Arguing that I'm bi because I enjoy porn that happens to have a penis in it is like saying I absolutely love caramel because there was a thin layer of it on my favourite chocolate cake.

I don't even fucking think like what I just typed, but you are literally agreeing with me. I was going to other technical and scientific sides because a fucking donkey would be astounded by how stubborn and completely and UTTERLY ignoring any and all logic all in the name of "you're gay whether you are or not".
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#295 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Wait, you don't watch solo futa? You said you were turned on by Futa hentai and actively sought it out, did you not?

If it's not solo, and you just like seeing a woman fuck another woman, then I can understand.

I'm not saying you're gay no matter what, I say being attracted to penis is borderline homosexual. YOU were the one who said you were turned on by futa, I imagined it was solo.
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#289 - unikornking (10/08/2015) [-]
Never said I liked penis. If you want to get into the literal definition, there is no dictionary that has homosexual listed as "attracted to the same sex's sex organs" If you want to get into the science side, really it's just an optical illusion. In recent years, futa was created, not like it's been around for hundreds of years, and our brains don't really go "yea thats futa im bi", it sees a women, and it sees a penis, ergo intercourse. The most common argument is that "straight" porn is by your definition bi. You can't claim that it is straight because a man is fucking a woman, just like you claim that since there is a penis in the picture, it is the literal only reason I am looking at it. By your logic, if you have ever watched a video with a man fucking a woman, and were aroused in the least, then you are bi.
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#290 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
It sounds like you're just being defensive, honestly.

"Women with penises turn me on, but I'm not gay, nor do I like penis". Come on, man; you can deny until the moon turns blue, but we both know that makes no sense.

Well if you REALLY want to get into the science side, everything is an optical illusion because we can't prove we're not just brains floating in jars of juice somewhere being stimulated into coming up with a hologram of a world. But we're not including that theory right now, or any "optical illusion", because that would be splitting hairs to try to desperately get out of the argument. If you don't want to argue anymore that's fine by me, but trying to "well, technically..." your way out of it just shows you know how bad it sounds and don't want to admit it.

Except that's not my logic. I do not watch porn to SEE a man fucking a woman, I watch it to see a woman being fucked. I also don't watch the guy, I watch her. I also don't imagine the guy, I imagine her, so on, so fourth. Arguing that I'm bi because I enjoy porn that happens to have a guy in it is like saying I absolutely love caramel because there was a thin layer of it on my favourite chocolate cake.

You, on the other hand, look up futa hentai because you want to see a penis. You do. If you did not want a penis to be there, you'd look up regular hentai, or solo, or what-have-you, but you don't, you want the penis. There's nothing wrong with liking penis old chap, you just have to accept it.
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#245 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
That is valid, what you said about what futas actually were was not.
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#236 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
This guy's just not getting it, brah. Best to leave him alone.
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#238 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I get it just fine, it just doesn't happen.

"I want a girl, I just want her with a penis", no, what they want is a guy who looks like a girl. I don't care that they like it, I care that they try so hard to appear straight when they're obviously not.
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#243 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
Actually what they want is a bigender. You do realize there are SOME species that are both genders? It's an actual thing, not for humans maybe, but that's why futa exists, outside of the birth errors and actual hermaphrodites which are non viable and infertile usually.
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#246 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Species such as?

Please quote species that are mammals and simultaneously hold both sexual organs, rather than switching from one to another as the need arises.
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#249 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
Snails, slugs, Hamlets, earthworms, mangrove krillfish, there are 65,000 hempahroditic species, which means that about 5% of all life is some form of hemaphrodite.
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#251 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
None of which are mammals. Plus, most of those, as I tried to define, switched back and fourth as needed and did not hold both sexual organs at one time.
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#253 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
And? That literally doesn't mean anything. The fact is you were wrong about a word you didn't understand, fucking deal with it.
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#255 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Except I wasn't. It doesn't take a genius to know I was referring to humans, and you didn't even remain within the lines I gave you, to stick to mammals and species that switch back and fourth rather than having both. All that's apparent is you scrape at the bottom of the barrel to try to be right.
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#299 - infinitereaper (10/08/2015) [-]
You're fucking retarded.
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#302 - captainfuckitall (10/09/2015) [-]
And that would be the bottom of the barrel
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#241 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
No one's said straight this entire time. Infinite's expressly called liking herms bisexual, which it is.
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#260 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
>>#259

Considering he ran someone over and is against gay marriage, he's not exactly doing any favours for the minority group.
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#262 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
The fact is he did come at as trans and people praised him as a hero for it. That makes a sexually confused kid wonder if it's alright, but when they hear daddy at the dinner table talking about how he's sick and disgusting, it makes things difficult.

People have it rough, man. Just let people think they're straight if they want to. They'll figure out who they are once their hormones settle, so you don't have to ridicule them every step of the way.
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#244 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Obviously you have not interacted with the same fetishists I have. Many will get rather defensive and, in person, borderline violent if you call their fetish anything but perfectly straight.

It's not straight.
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#247 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
Who gives a shit if they want to be straight? They're insecure about their sexuality which is fucking normal in this period when people are coming out as gay and trans as a normal thing.

If they want to call themselves straight, it's not affecting you in the slightest. Just ignore them and let them deal with their shit.
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#250 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Because it's harder to accept yourself when you run from who you are.

Also, homo-sexuality and transsexuality isn't normal. It happens, and it's not 'bad', but it's not normal.
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#254 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
I didn't say the sexuality was normal. I said that coming out as that sexuality is normal now. People are so much more open about being gay or trans than they had been in the past. So that shit gets confusing for a kid struggling with his sexuality when the world is still divided on it's opinion on gays and trans.
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#256 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
97% of the world still identifies as heterosexual, including in first world countries. Transsexuals are such a small amount of people that, worldwide, you couldn't even make a city out of them.
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#257 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
You don't need a large population of trans to make it normal. With the internet, a portion of celebrities coming out as gay or trans is more than enough to change the world's view.
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#258 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Which transsexual celebrities are actually bringing a good name to the group?
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#259 - homosexuality (10/08/2015) [-]
Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is the big name at the moment.
#139 - As am I, that's what I'm saying. I have no problem tr…  [+] (2 replies) 10/08/2015 on What in the everloving fuck 0
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#146 - Ruspanic (10/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, obviously it's unreasonable to expect people to know you're trans if there are no physical indications of that being the case. But I don't think that's a problem one actually can expect to run into. Trans people in general are very rare, and the ones who do exist and are "out" have probably taken some steps to change their appearance already (hairstyle, clothing, makeup, shaving etc, even without any medical procedures). Of the small number of trans people who haven't made any attempt to transition, the number who'd irrationally expect you to "know" they're trans without visual cues is probably tiny.

I mean, I've only met like one, maybe two trans people in my life. But for all their infamy on the Internet, I haven't met a single SJW, cis or trans, who's that irrational.
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#147 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I think it's mostly because the internet is seen as a safe Haven. Not many people are going to chant "die cis scum" in the open, but online? Why not.

I myself have known a few Feminists, only one very Tumblresque, but it DOES happen.
#125 - Well, if I said I identified as a flying bird, but didn't even…  [+] (4 replies) 10/08/2015 on What in the everloving fuck 0
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#136 - Ruspanic (10/08/2015) [-]
Well, we can't control or change a person's biological sex, so you're right about that. But we can control how we treat people. I don't give any credence to people who claim to be "genderqueer" or genderfluid or non-binary or agender because as far as I know those things have no scientific basis, but there is evidence that transgenderism is a real condition that people have. Since the majority of gender's effect on your life has to do with how others perceive and treat you, I'm willing to humor trans people and respect their wishes, as long as I'm not having sex with them or anything.
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#139 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
As am I, that's what I'm saying.

I have no problem treating a former guy like a girl or former girl like a guy, what I have a problem with is them 'identifying' as one or the other, doing nothing to make it apparent, and expecting everyone to know or treat them as such.
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#146 - Ruspanic (10/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, obviously it's unreasonable to expect people to know you're trans if there are no physical indications of that being the case. But I don't think that's a problem one actually can expect to run into. Trans people in general are very rare, and the ones who do exist and are "out" have probably taken some steps to change their appearance already (hairstyle, clothing, makeup, shaving etc, even without any medical procedures). Of the small number of trans people who haven't made any attempt to transition, the number who'd irrationally expect you to "know" they're trans without visual cues is probably tiny.

I mean, I've only met like one, maybe two trans people in my life. But for all their infamy on the Internet, I haven't met a single SJW, cis or trans, who's that irrational.
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#147 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I think it's mostly because the internet is seen as a safe Haven. Not many people are going to chant "die cis scum" in the open, but online? Why not.

I myself have known a few Feminists, only one very Tumblresque, but it DOES happen.
#121 - On a practical scale, yes, I do.  [+] (6 replies) 10/08/2015 on What in the everloving fuck -3
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#122 - Ruspanic (10/08/2015) [-]
Hey, good for you then.
But if it's on a practical scale, what is the difference between a pre-op trans person and a post-op trans person if you're not going to have sex with them? It's not like you can see their genitals most of the time.
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#125 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Well, if I said I identified as a flying bird, but didn't even attach functional wings to myself, you wouldn't take me particularly seriously, would you?

On a serious note, it just comes down to level of commitment. If you are SO committed to the idea that you are the opposite gender, then I can only applaud your willingness and desire to go through with it (even if they cannot afford the surgery, I will still do them the courtesy of treating them as if they have), but if people are unwilling to go through with it, they could very well just be doing it for attention.

On a realistic note, they will always be the gender they were prior to surgery, as no surgery can change chromosomes. As sad as that is, and as much as I may sympathize with them, I cannot ignore facts.
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#136 - Ruspanic (10/08/2015) [-]
Well, we can't control or change a person's biological sex, so you're right about that. But we can control how we treat people. I don't give any credence to people who claim to be "genderqueer" or genderfluid or non-binary or agender because as far as I know those things have no scientific basis, but there is evidence that transgenderism is a real condition that people have. Since the majority of gender's effect on your life has to do with how others perceive and treat you, I'm willing to humor trans people and respect their wishes, as long as I'm not having sex with them or anything.
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#139 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
As am I, that's what I'm saying.

I have no problem treating a former guy like a girl or former girl like a guy, what I have a problem with is them 'identifying' as one or the other, doing nothing to make it apparent, and expecting everyone to know or treat them as such.
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#146 - Ruspanic (10/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, obviously it's unreasonable to expect people to know you're trans if there are no physical indications of that being the case. But I don't think that's a problem one actually can expect to run into. Trans people in general are very rare, and the ones who do exist and are "out" have probably taken some steps to change their appearance already (hairstyle, clothing, makeup, shaving etc, even without any medical procedures). Of the small number of trans people who haven't made any attempt to transition, the number who'd irrationally expect you to "know" they're trans without visual cues is probably tiny.

I mean, I've only met like one, maybe two trans people in my life. But for all their infamy on the Internet, I haven't met a single SJW, cis or trans, who's that irrational.
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#147 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
I think it's mostly because the internet is seen as a safe Haven. Not many people are going to chant "die cis scum" in the open, but online? Why not.

I myself have known a few Feminists, only one very Tumblresque, but it DOES happen.
#115 - Anecdotal evidence does not count. Likewise, I could …  [+] (1 reply) 10/08/2015 on What in the everloving fuck +4
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#116 - platinumaltaria (10/08/2015) [-]
Well, you can only take my word for it, since it's a psychological phenomenon. That and all the other people that feel the same.

And actually we don't know the root cause exactly, it's quite interesting that we know more about spaceflight than we do about our own brains. But we know it's not hormones, those are detectable.
#112 - But if you pass as whatever gender you're going for, it's not …  [+] (3 replies) 10/08/2015 on What in the everloving fuck +4
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#114 - platinumaltaria (10/08/2015) [-]
I am surely the empirical evidence, since the two do not match.
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#115 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Anecdotal evidence does not count.

Likewise, I could argue that if someone hears a voice they interpret as divine in their head, they are obviously a prophet or avatar of a deity, which is obviously (most likely) false.

What I'm saying is that what you have could very well be explained as an imbalance of chemicals, is all.
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#116 - platinumaltaria (10/08/2015) [-]
Well, you can only take my word for it, since it's a psychological phenomenon. That and all the other people that feel the same.

And actually we don't know the root cause exactly, it's quite interesting that we know more about spaceflight than we do about our own brains. But we know it's not hormones, those are detectable.
#109 - And doing those things make you a woman?  [+] (5 replies) 10/08/2015 on What in the everloving fuck +3
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#110 - platinumaltaria (10/08/2015) [-]
Nothing "makes you" anything. I want to look a certain way, and be able to do things and be things I otherwise can't do without heavy stigma
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#112 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
But if you pass as whatever gender you're going for, it's not like anyone would really care.

The argument we're trying to have is if gender and sex are exclusive things, I argue no, you argue yes.

So far, you have provided nothing to prove your point, that's what I'm looking for, HOW sex and gender differs and empirical proof that they do.
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#114 - platinumaltaria (10/08/2015) [-]
I am surely the empirical evidence, since the two do not match.
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#115 - captainfuckitall (10/08/2015) [-]
Anecdotal evidence does not count.

Likewise, I could argue that if someone hears a voice they interpret as divine in their head, they are obviously a prophet or avatar of a deity, which is obviously (most likely) false.

What I'm saying is that what you have could very well be explained as an imbalance of chemicals, is all.
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#116 - platinumaltaria (10/08/2015) [-]
Well, you can only take my word for it, since it's a psychological phenomenon. That and all the other people that feel the same.

And actually we don't know the root cause exactly, it's quite interesting that we know more about spaceflight than we do about our own brains. But we know it's not hormones, those are detectable.