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#18 - Seeing stuff like this truly warms my heart. 06/18/2016 on Faith in Humanity restored +1
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#51 - 1) Neither are mental disorders, yet people want to ban them f…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Solid Advice -4
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#55 - platinumaltaria (06/18/2016) [-]
1) You can test a mental disorder. Not only can you not test for islam, you would probably be more likely to pick up moderates than those crafty terrorists.
2) That's like saying we shouldn't fight fires because eventually buildings get spontaneously combust anyway. No they don't...
3) I am in europe, in fact I'm in the UK, which practically exports muslim terror.
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#64 - captainfuckitall (06/18/2016) [-]
1) Mental disorders can be faked, bypassed, or over-diagnosed, while you can see Islamic connections on just about any social media if they aren't paranoid

I'm completely lost on number 2, what? I had a very similar conversation with my sister where she warned that I shouldn't criticize middle eastern culture because it could lead to a more violent backlash, which is just a polite way of saying "They're savage and may attack you if you point out how savage and willing to attack they are". How far are you willing to go so ISIS 'doesn't get what it wants'? Banning all depictions of Muhammad or holy Muslim symbols so as not to offend moderates and make them veer off into extremism? Ban all criticism so they do not get upset? Give them all high paying and upscale jobs so they don't feel the need to go to crime or ISIS for their needs? Make all law Sharia Law so they are more comfortable and don't need to be radicalized? Make all our women wear veils and headdresses so as not to cause a disturbance and risk them joining ISIS as retaliation? Seriously, where does it end? Realistically, no matter WHAT you do, you could say it plays into their hands. If you ban Muslim entry you could argue they would just join ISIS, but if you allow all Muslims free entry, then you get issues of agents sneaking in under the guise of moderates or refugees and launching large and brutal attacks, which have already happened in France and Belgium. In both cases, I'd rather go with the one that saves my head from being lopped off; I don't give a shit if they get offended by that.

3) And yet most of its media outlets are extremely Liberal, or at least were for a long time, same for a lot of Europe, that they had to DOWNPLAY crimes committed by refugees for people to feel safer and more accepting; or did you forget about the 1000+ children abused in a sex trafficking ring for years before it was stopped because the police didn't want to be accused of racism?
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#48 - And why not? Islam is a hotbed of extremism, this is undeniabl…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Solid Advice +10
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#49 - platinumaltaria (06/18/2016) [-]
1) Islam is not visibly identifiable, so you can't actually ban it.
2) Banning islam is exactly what ISIS wants, because it will be unpopular with a lot of moderate muslims and make more of them radicalise, particularly in your own country where they're past your borders.
3) Pretty much all the islamic terror acts ever have been performed by local muslims, not foreigners. Which kinda makes the ban useless unless you plan on retroactively removing kebab.
#67 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
Banning uncontrolled Muslim immagration does not equal banning Islam itself. Are you dumb or what?
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#76 - platinumaltaria (06/18/2016) [-]
Pretty sure the act of having borders stops uncontrolled immigration.
#128 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
"Pretty sure the act of having borders stops uncontrolled immigration."


And there we have it ladies and gentlemen, once again plat "just am" talks out of their ass with absolutely no regard for reality.
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#130 - platinumaltaria (06/18/2016) [-]
Here we can see cuprous chloride. It's a white salt which is insoluble in water, but very soluble in hydrochloric acid.
#131 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
Spewing buzzwords like "salt" doesn't make what you said any less retarded.
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#132 - platinumaltaria (06/18/2016) [-]
Commenting on every single on of my comments today doesn't make me give even the slightest of fucks, and makes you look like a salty little bitch.
#96 - anon (06/18/2016) [-]
When our borders consist of shitty guards and a chain link fence, id say that no, it will not stop uncontrolled immigration.
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#51 - captainfuckitall (06/18/2016) [-]
1) Neither are mental disorders, yet people want to ban them from owning firearms
2) They become more radicalized anyways. As the culture continues, later generations actually become MORE radicalized than their parents, and ISIS has also been known to recruit criminals out of prisons, by your logic, we ought to let people get away with crimes entirely or else they may be more susceptible to ISIS propaganda, and finally, if ALL it takes for you to be willing to chop off someone's head is "you're not welcome here", then chances are you are the exact type of person they wouldn't want anyways.
3) Europe says otherwise
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#55 - platinumaltaria (06/18/2016) [-]
1) You can test a mental disorder. Not only can you not test for islam, you would probably be more likely to pick up moderates than those crafty terrorists.
2) That's like saying we shouldn't fight fires because eventually buildings get spontaneously combust anyway. No they don't...
3) I am in europe, in fact I'm in the UK, which practically exports muslim terror.
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#64 - captainfuckitall (06/18/2016) [-]
1) Mental disorders can be faked, bypassed, or over-diagnosed, while you can see Islamic connections on just about any social media if they aren't paranoid

I'm completely lost on number 2, what? I had a very similar conversation with my sister where she warned that I shouldn't criticize middle eastern culture because it could lead to a more violent backlash, which is just a polite way of saying "They're savage and may attack you if you point out how savage and willing to attack they are". How far are you willing to go so ISIS 'doesn't get what it wants'? Banning all depictions of Muhammad or holy Muslim symbols so as not to offend moderates and make them veer off into extremism? Ban all criticism so they do not get upset? Give them all high paying and upscale jobs so they don't feel the need to go to crime or ISIS for their needs? Make all law Sharia Law so they are more comfortable and don't need to be radicalized? Make all our women wear veils and headdresses so as not to cause a disturbance and risk them joining ISIS as retaliation? Seriously, where does it end? Realistically, no matter WHAT you do, you could say it plays into their hands. If you ban Muslim entry you could argue they would just join ISIS, but if you allow all Muslims free entry, then you get issues of agents sneaking in under the guise of moderates or refugees and launching large and brutal attacks, which have already happened in France and Belgium. In both cases, I'd rather go with the one that saves my head from being lopped off; I don't give a shit if they get offended by that.

3) And yet most of its media outlets are extremely Liberal, or at least were for a long time, same for a lot of Europe, that they had to DOWNPLAY crimes committed by refugees for people to feel safer and more accepting; or did you forget about the 1000+ children abused in a sex trafficking ring for years before it was stopped because the police didn't want to be accused of racism?