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Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
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Comment Ranking:#381
Highest Content Rank:#10530
Highest Comment Rank:#49
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#11 - Out of all the accomplishments I've had in my life, I value my… 11/03/2014 on LOSERS #13 0
#2 - I sure as hell don't. Certain tattoos can look nice, but most …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Tattoos +64
#37 - foamytesquirrel (11/03/2014) [-]
Whatever could you mean?
User avatar #30 - legendaryhero (11/03/2014) [-]
Can you show me an example?
#32 - captainfuckitall (11/03/2014) [-]
Pay no attention to the guy on the left, but look at the tattoos on the guy on the right. Guy is attractive, fit, muscular, and tattoos are detailed and well designed, but it looks like a blotchy piece of crap (I would guess he got the tattoos when he was a big bigger, and when he lost weight or muscle, the skin shrunk and the tattoos smooshed together, making a murky mess).
#9 - Maybe he shouldn't have kept all the immortality to himself. 11/02/2014 on tfw +5
#12 - Saying it's just 'a mistake' is like calling an airplane losin…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Women be like +292
#282 - locke (11/03/2014) [-]
a plane never "loses" an engine, it just transforms into a glider for the remainder of the flight.
User avatar #178 - struttndatass (11/03/2014) [-]
Kollektivet: Music Video - "That Guy" well, not to be that guy, but a plane can go on perfectly fine without an engine
User avatar #276 - sanbonzakura (11/03/2014) [-]
only a bit related but i love it
this one is why i got hooked on them
Kollektivet: Music Music - ÆØÅ (Size Matters) [HD]
#182 - lozarus (11/03/2014) [-]
Depends on the plane. A single engine plane wont get very far.
User avatar #184 - struttndatass (11/03/2014) [-]
#46 - "Tell mom it's not her fault" 11/02/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#19 - You know, this could have just been titled "Awesome cospl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on Cosplay +27
#175 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
People who actually like cosplay don't tend to like the attention whores who wear a bikini and a mask or whatever they decide to add.
#4 - I get the feeling that whoever made this chart just WISHES it … 11/02/2014 on Pokemon gets it +1
#3 - Maybe you just got a ton of kids at the same time?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Halloween Thief 0
#4 - enochian (11/02/2014) [-]
Maybe, but I've got a distinct feeling that it was the fat little black kid that spotted me putting the boxes down on the steps. He took three, even though he was verbally told only one, and then trotted off while still eyeing the treats.

I get the feeling that he came back for more. But, then, who knows? He just seemed really greedy to me.
#5 - adr (11/03/2014) [-]
I may have another solution to make sure he doesn't do it again next year.
#10 - Hey, satanisrealgod, we've found the perfect joke for you!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on Hilarious 0
User avatar #11 - satanisrealgod (11/02/2014) [-]
shoot
#5 - No matter what he says, you always hear it in his voice 11/02/2014 on Oh /b/ 0
#12 - Hasn't Emma Watson sexualized herself on NUMEROUS occasions?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Daniel Radcliffe being rad +17
User avatar #24 - Tusura (11/03/2014) [-]
I've been sexualizing Emma Watson since the first Harry Potter movie....
#115 - britbong (11/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #121 - Tusura (11/03/2014) [-]
That scene wasn't even close to my first erection...

but I gotta say, first jerk session was Totally Spies.
#32 - tannerninja (11/03/2014) [-]
**tannerninja rolled image** Thats kind of weird.... I waited till PoA
User avatar #35 - Tusura (11/03/2014) [-]
I grew up on Harry Potter.
I feel no shame thinking nasty thoughts about someone around my age.
#78 - headhunternl (11/03/2014) [-]
this
#82 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
i cant even
User avatar #16 - bendingtimeisgood (11/03/2014) [-]
Not enough, damn it.
#8 - Nobody move, his trolling is based on movement. 11/02/2014 on (untitled) +13
#18 - This is what they actually believe 11/02/2014 on Disabled youtube comments,... +4
#32 - Picture 11/02/2014 on November is upon us 0
#79 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on I would sing Gary´s rap song +23
User avatar #247 - fuzzysixx (11/02/2014) [-]
Do it figit
#219 - arachne (11/02/2014) [-]
#3 - One of the most powerful villains in Marvel, ladies and gentlemen 11/01/2014 on Playing castle crasher with... +4
#3 - ******* hell, Ray...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on I made a boo-boo 0
User avatar #10 - ishallsmiteyou (11/02/2014) [-]
as said in the description, I suck at being funny.
#5 - Picture 11/01/2014 on shitstorms are funny +4
#15 - "Original: The Character" *Do not steal* 11/01/2014 on Steam Community Cringe 0
#10 - I identify as Offensive, stop appropriating me  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on I can't believe it +257
User avatar #33 - jettom (11/01/2014) [-]
That's Offensive.
User avatar #14 - caffeinecommissar (11/01/2014) [-]
I find this appropriate, I don't care.
#125 - You know, just because you're not the same person as her doesn… 11/01/2014 on Anita and Sarah 0
#92 - It didn't seem like she was. My point regarding her …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on I'm Ready for the Hate +1
User avatar #97 - tomahawkkit (11/03/2014) [-]
that really only applies to American feminists. and American feminists to feminism is like the westboro church to cristianity
#87 - That's what I'm saying.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2014 on I'm Ready for the Hate 0
User avatar #88 - tomahawkkit (11/01/2014) [-]
can you phrase your point into three lines? it seems to me that you think the author wasn't already aware
User avatar #92 - captainfuckitall (11/01/2014) [-]
It didn't seem like she was.

My point regarding her post is this:
The exact same argument she uses against men/sexism (in this comic) could be easily turned against Feminists. No words even require changing, just visualizing the different thing represents the entire argument differently.

My point regarding Feminism is this: You cannot demand that others respect you as an adult and then protect you as if you were a child. For every right you gain comes a responsibility required to keep it.
User avatar #97 - tomahawkkit (11/03/2014) [-]
that really only applies to American feminists. and American feminists to feminism is like the westboro church to cristianity
#70 - Can you even give me one? A single example of when a bleeding-… 10/31/2014 on I'm Ready for the Hate +3
#69 - Literally nobody I know, nor anyone I've EVER known, and proba…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on I'm Ready for the Hate +2
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (10/31/2014) [-]
Can you even give me one? A single example of when a bleeding-heart die-hard smash-the-patriarchy Feminist has called out to her flock of drones and said "Hey, hating men isn't what we do"? One single example of when a Feminist has crossed oceans and mountains and valleys just to tell people "FEMINISM IS ABOUT EQUALITY AND LOVES EVERYBODY!" and yet will not even TRY to tell a misandrist the same thing? Where the pull a Pope Benedict with his pedo-posse and sweep everything under the rug and NEVER address when women commit crimes in the name of Feminism, or hate-crimes, or death threats?

Can you give me a single reason WHY I should EVER take you seriously and see your ideology as anything BUT an insult?

Can you even read this without getting all huffy and read faced and assuming I'm some privileged asshole?

Can you even try?

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#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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