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| #228 - what about going to class, having to do a presentation, and th… | 08/30/2010 on Shower Graph. | +3 |
| #118 - definition of grenade: everyone in a 15 meter radius is about … | 08/30/2010 on Grenades Says | +3 |
| #219 - everytime i go in the shower i shampoo extra quickly cause i'm… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/30/2010 on Shower Graph. | +4 |
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| #134 - love you to, dude :D | 08/30/2010 on captainfuckitall's profile | 0 |
| #212 - i just realized the name of this pic reflects VERY well on you… | 08/30/2010 on Owned | +2 |
| #132 - you got it buddy *knuckle touch* [+] (2 new replies) | 08/30/2010 on captainfuckitall's profile | 0 |
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| #9 - byakugan for the win :D | 08/30/2010 on why hinata loves naruto | +1 |
| #1 - aww, someone needs a HUG :D [+] (1 new reply) | 08/30/2010 on Satan | +4 |
| #11 - oh, my bad. i guess you could make bombs out of them and that … | 08/29/2010 on Zombie apocalypse | +3 |
| #16 - WHEEEEEEE | 08/29/2010 on FJ Am Awesome | +2 |
| #3 - shit, my bad | 08/29/2010 on best ever! | +2 |
| #15 - haha, ya. oh well, thats why i don't watch a lot of horror mov… | 08/29/2010 on You're not the only one | +1 |
| #1 - i always imagined if someone had sex with a REALLY fat chick. … | 08/29/2010 on shits and giggles | +2 |
| #1 - no, no, no...TWILIGHT is the best movie ever :P [+] (2 new replies) | 08/29/2010 on best ever! | +3 |
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| #11 - haha, it's not funny, there's scary stuff in my closet :P … [+] (2 new replies) | 08/29/2010 on You're not the only one | +2 |
| haha, ya. oh well, thats why i don't watch a lot of horror movies anymore :P | ||
| #9 - thats awesome...if that was my closet i would sleep in it all … [+] (4 new replies) | 08/29/2010 on You're not the only one | +3 |
| haha, it's not funny, there's scary stuff in my closet :P but ya, i even have horrible nightmares to...well...not HORRIBLE, just...weird like the chick from the grudge (my biggest fear) singing bad romance outside of my door.... let me tell you. mixing horror movies with romance songs at 4 in the morning while drinking orange juice and chocolate milk isn't the best thing to do to your body haha, ya. oh well, thats why i don't watch a lot of horror movies anymore :P | ||
| #69 - YAY :D speaking of Popsicle's, i remember when i was li… | 08/29/2010 on True Love | +2 |
| #1 - god damn kids now a days, and there "dividing by zero" | 08/29/2010 on Eiffel's Tower | +3 |
| #7 - well shit, that means it lives in your closet but ya, i… [+] (6 new replies) | 08/29/2010 on You're not the only one | +4 |
| thats awesome...if that was my closet i would sleep in it all the time rather then board it up and nail it shut :D haha, it's not funny, there's scary stuff in my closet :P but ya, i even have horrible nightmares to...well...not HORRIBLE, just...weird like the chick from the grudge (my biggest fear) singing bad romance outside of my door.... let me tell you. mixing horror movies with romance songs at 4 in the morning while drinking orange juice and chocolate milk isn't the best thing to do to your body haha, ya. oh well, thats why i don't watch a lot of horror movies anymore :P | ||
| #65 - I SWEAR I'M SORRY MR.NORRIS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND SPARE MY WO… [+] (2 new replies) | 08/29/2010 on True Love | +2 |
| YAY :D speaking of Popsicle's, i remember when i was little, i would run 2 blocks to this really shitty corner store with 2 bucks and i would buy myself a popsickle...not just any popsickle...a popsickle fit for a god (or chuck norris in this case). it was purple, and was grape flavored, and i think it was a bit sour too. and it had poprocks right in the middle of it that would explode in your mouth and shit, and it even had a buzz-lightyear wrapper, a mother-fucking-buzz-lightyear-wrapper ....the shop has closed down, and it has been 10 years since i have seen that Popsicle...but i have never forgotten about it's orgasmic taste, or the wonderful feeling of joy and happiness it brought me in my youth.....good times... | ||
| #3 - haah, 1 thumb for being able to relate to me :P [+] (2 new replies) | 08/29/2010 on You're not the only one | +3 |
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| #1 - fuck that shit, i walk as slowly as possible so i don't distur… [+] (12 new replies) | 08/29/2010 on You're not the only one | +3 |
| well shit, that means it lives in your closet but ya, i'm incredibly paranoid and i have schizophrenia...that shit's NOT fun when i'm watching a fucking horror movie :P thats awesome...if that was my closet i would sleep in it all the time rather then board it up and nail it shut :D haha, it's not funny, there's scary stuff in my closet :P but ya, i even have horrible nightmares to...well...not HORRIBLE, just...weird like the chick from the grudge (my biggest fear) singing bad romance outside of my door.... let me tell you. mixing horror movies with romance songs at 4 in the morning while drinking orange juice and chocolate milk isn't the best thing to do to your body haha, ya. oh well, thats why i don't watch a lot of horror movies anymore :P | ||
| #1 - i can relate... | 08/29/2010 on Better than expected | +2 |
| #63 - but...but...but...I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING [+] (4 new replies) | 08/29/2010 on True Love | +2 |
| I SWEAR I'M SORRY MR.NORRIS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND SPARE MY WORTHLESS INNOCENT LIFE, I'LL EVEN RUN DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET YOU A POPSICKLE YAY :D speaking of Popsicle's, i remember when i was little, i would run 2 blocks to this really shitty corner store with 2 bucks and i would buy myself a popsickle...not just any popsickle...a popsickle fit for a god (or chuck norris in this case). it was purple, and was grape flavored, and i think it was a bit sour too. and it had poprocks right in the middle of it that would explode in your mouth and shit, and it even had a buzz-lightyear wrapper, a mother-fucking-buzz-lightyear-wrapper ....the shop has closed down, and it has been 10 years since i have seen that Popsicle...but i have never forgotten about it's orgasmic taste, or the wonderful feeling of joy and happiness it brought me in my youth.....good times... | ||
| #60 - EVERYBODY BACK THE FUCK UP, SHIT'S BOUT TO GO DOWN [+] (6 new replies) | 08/29/2010 on True Love | +3 |
| I SWEAR I'M SORRY MR.NORRIS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND SPARE MY WORTHLESS INNOCENT LIFE, I'LL EVEN RUN DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET YOU A POPSICKLE YAY :D speaking of Popsicle's, i remember when i was little, i would run 2 blocks to this really shitty corner store with 2 bucks and i would buy myself a popsickle...not just any popsickle...a popsickle fit for a god (or chuck norris in this case). it was purple, and was grape flavored, and i think it was a bit sour too. and it had poprocks right in the middle of it that would explode in your mouth and shit, and it even had a buzz-lightyear wrapper, a mother-fucking-buzz-lightyear-wrapper ....the shop has closed down, and it has been 10 years since i have seen that Popsicle...but i have never forgotten about it's orgasmic taste, or the wonderful feeling of joy and happiness it brought me in my youth.....good times... | ||
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bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
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WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.
Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
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N. Korean citizen (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you
that's why
that's why
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Adrayll (06/03/2011) [-]
Congrats on reaching your goal. (finally checked my inbox for first time in who knows how long)
hey, it's been some time since I've visited this site. hello friend.
haha, yes, yes i did. i thought it was about time. of course, if you want to suggest any other one, i'd be more then happy to use it :)
(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)
(the current one is actually a drawing oh H.P.Lovecraft (my favorite writer) in his "thinking chair" while elder things (his imagination) write down what he thinks about. i think it really speaks a lot about me as well, because i am also a writer and most of the things i write about are...dark, lets put it :P)

