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captainfuckitall

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Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
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Content Ranking:#9812
Comment Ranking:#352
Highest Content Rank:#9809
Highest Comment Rank:#49
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Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:16668
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#11 - No it's not. The world is not so nearly as dark and dreary as … 11/13/2013 on I know kung poo 0
#10 - Because there's a difference. Realism is fighting 20 boxers in… 11/13/2013 on I know kung poo 0
#29 - One of the most wonderful things about the Human Race is that …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on And I never regretted it +17
User avatar #65 - TheHutchie (11/13/2013) [-]
If we ever go looking for alien life, find it, and it's not sexy, we'll just say "Fuck it", turn round and head home.
User avatar #112 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
No, no, rest assured, no matter how hideous something is, at least one human will want to fuck the shit out of it. We're truly amazing creatures.
User avatar #142 - TheHutchie (11/14/2013) [-]
Unless that one person is the captain of the ship, the ship's gonna keep looking.

Maybe there'll be some kind of "emergency" and that guy will grab the first lifeboat out of there.
#26 - Very well, then we simply both have differing opinions on the … 11/13/2013 on watcha gonna do faggit? 0
#228 - I'm afraid not, good sir. 11/13/2013 on Mothafukken Deadpool 0
#72 - You're right, it is phytoestrogens, but it's near commonly acc… 11/13/2013 on Wine 0
#24 - And you don't think an Olympic strong-man could do that? I sti…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on watcha gonna do faggit? 0
User avatar #25 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
Dude, most people can't even open a jar of pickles. okay maybe they can

In no way whatsoever, would any human have even the slightest chance against a Gorilla OR an Orangutan.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Very well, then we simply both have differing opinions on the matter. Good day to you sir.
#23 - Oh, you seemed to have misread. I never said a human was stron… 11/13/2013 on watcha gonna do faggit? 0
#42 - Why does that Walrus have a bum on his face?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on I'll Never Forget 0
User avatar #44 - slapchoppin (11/13/2013) [-]
because that is how a walrus do
#77 - That's fine, you don't have to. Although, I respectfully ask t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +1
User avatar #83 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm with you.
#72 - I'm not mad or upset in the slightest, I am mearly pointing out facts. 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +1
#6 - Actually, the relationship of strength between Humans and Apes…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2013 on watcha gonna do faggit? 0
User avatar #10 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
The strongest man in the history of the world do not even come CLOSE to the strength of a gorilla.

Even an Orangutan is about 8 times stronger than an average person. It can rip your arms off if it wanted to.
User avatar #24 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
And you don't think an Olympic strong-man could do that? I still think people don't really get just how strong even an untrained human can be if they were forced into that situation.
User avatar #25 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
Dude, most people can't even open a jar of pickles. okay maybe they can

In no way whatsoever, would any human have even the slightest chance against a Gorilla OR an Orangutan.
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Very well, then we simply both have differing opinions on the matter. Good day to you sir.
#7 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
So you think gorillas' brains don't condition them not to always use their full strength? Please. Some of the things you said are correct, but the fact is, the upper body strength of the average silverback gorilla is several times greater than that of any strongman in the world. Their occasional feats of strength demonstrate it clearly, when even lacking the motivation and discipline that a human may have, they're able to bend steel pipes with one hand, break trees, easily throw wooden logs that 4 or 5 people couldn't lift, etc. Even chimps may brutalize any human if provoked, and they're much smaller. Zoo handlers know to always submit to an alpha male gorilla, else he may irritably break their limbs.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh, you seemed to have misread. I never said a human was stronger than a Silverback Gorrila (and yes that is significant, considering it's one of the biggest and strongest of Gorrilas). And yes, their brain does do that, but they are also more animalistic and less logic oriented than humans are, their left brains aren't as developed.
#65 - So, you seek me out in order to try and sway favour away from …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +1
#71 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not mad or upset in the slightest, I am mearly pointing out facts.
#63 - You're still on about that, are you? If I didn't know better, …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +3
User avatar #64 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
You just like Hitler, don't you?
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
So, you seek me out in order to try and sway favour away from my comments by involving previous comments that had nothing to do with the current subject, then when I tell you why you are incorrect in these statements and why my claims were justified, you completely ignore them and go straight to making me seem like the bad guy.

Cute.

As a matter of fact, yes I do like Hitler. I think he was a good person who tried to do his best for his people and just didn't quite know how to; I think if he had better advisers or judgement, he could have been one of the worlds greatest beneficiaries.

Than again, you already knew this, didn't you? Because I told you so before. You're only asking it here because you want me to admit it in order to be justified when you next insult me, or do anything else that would involve as little work as possible and you still coming out on top.
#71 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not mad or upset in the slightest, I am mearly pointing out facts.
#58 - I'm not sure what you mean. In Mien Kampf (I haven't read it i…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too 0
User avatar #61 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
I was referring to that time you said Hitler was not racist
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
You're still on about that, are you? If I didn't know better, I'd assume you were infatuated with me by your constant attempts at seeking me out.

In any case, to explain myself, I do not consider Hitler a racist, because, as I even showed YOU, he did not hate people based upon skin colour. He employed numerous different races of Nazi's, including Black, Jewish, and Homosexual Nazi's, and even gave some of them high praise and personal honours. What Hitler was is defined as "Anti-semetic", which (although the reason for it escapes me) is not the same as sheer Racism.
User avatar #64 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
You just like Hitler, don't you?
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
So, you seek me out in order to try and sway favour away from my comments by involving previous comments that had nothing to do with the current subject, then when I tell you why you are incorrect in these statements and why my claims were justified, you completely ignore them and go straight to making me seem like the bad guy.

Cute.

As a matter of fact, yes I do like Hitler. I think he was a good person who tried to do his best for his people and just didn't quite know how to; I think if he had better advisers or judgement, he could have been one of the worlds greatest beneficiaries.

Than again, you already knew this, didn't you? Because I told you so before. You're only asking it here because you want me to admit it in order to be justified when you next insult me, or do anything else that would involve as little work as possible and you still coming out on top.
#71 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not mad or upset in the slightest, I am mearly pointing out facts.
#39 - She did get in trouble, actually. 11/13/2013 on Girls don't fart +14
#105 - Oh. I see. You're one of 'those' posters. Nevermind then, enjo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on every tumblr story ever -1
#106 - phax (11/13/2013) [-]
yep, more red thumbs the better
#103 - We mostly post Tumblr because we're laughing at them, not with…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on every tumblr story ever 0
#104 - phax (11/13/2013) [-]
No it's just because this whole site is gay and fucking sucks
User avatar #105 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Oh. I see. You're one of 'those' posters. Nevermind then, enjoy your own comments.
#106 - phax (11/13/2013) [-]
yep, more red thumbs the better
#47 - I didn't say he didn't believe he should work, all of them did… 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +2
#5 - Who says it's not? 11/13/2013 on Doesn't afraid of anything +1
#18 - Wine is actually very good for you in moderation, and contains…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Wine +20
#37 - anonexplains (11/13/2013) [-]
you, beer doesn't contain estrogen, idiot. the term is phytoestrogens, a derivative of estrogen-like substances found in plants, which are different on a molecular level significant enough to not function at all the same as human estrogen.
User avatar #72 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
You're right, it is phytoestrogens, but it's near commonly accepted fact among the weightlifting, scientific, and other communities that actually pain attention to this stuff that beer does, in fact, raise your estrogen levels; search it up on Google if you're not convinced, find anything you can about how to "Lower Estrogen Levels" and one of the first pieces of advice would be to stop drinking beer.
#28 - bodox (11/13/2013) [-]
#41 - Certainly. Thank you very much for that very detailed…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'd be mad too +1
#73 - verbavolant (11/13/2013) [-]
I really don't like you. dashgamer said in his very first post " so there was no "life" to his pictures." and you started to troll him, then foliap pretty much said the same thing to you (except more detailed) and now you're all "oh thanks man at least someone can educate me".
I agree with you tho, art is subjective and personal, and you may like it or not (I personally don't care about hitler's art whatsoever), but your attitude was really bad in this thread.
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
That's fine, you don't have to. Although, I respectfully ask that if you are going to dislike me, dislike me on something that's actually true.

1. Indeed he did say that, and I said that I disagreed, purely on a matter of opinion.
2. I did not 'troll' anyone. Through-out then entire conversation I was calm, organized, and willing to listen to anything that actually had basis.
3. Indeed, however he also explained it better, used multiple examples, gave other explanations as to why, and actually talked about why it was a fact his work wasn't poplar, rather than just opinion.
4. I'm not sure what you're trying to get at. First you say that it's a point against me because I 'troll', then you say it's a point against me because I am polite and appreciate someone else's input. If you're going to make a point, make it clear.
5. I fail to see how my attitude has been bad at all considering I wasn't the one slinging an insult with every comment, I wasn't the one swearing, I wasn't the one using all capitals, I wasn't the one being belligerent, and I wasn't the one who essentially said 'everyone who has a different opinion just has bad taste'.
User avatar #83 - lasmamoe (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm with you.
#4 - Whenever something like this would happen, I would just get an…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on I like trains +7
User avatar #10 - brucekillah (11/15/2013) [-]
The people getting paid for the expense win. You are the bright light of capitalism
#8 - What if they're intentionally making their army look like … 11/13/2013 on North Korean camo +3
#36 - Why does the black guy of Ultimate Muscle have a bum on his face?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I'll Never Forget +1
User avatar #41 - slapchoppin (11/13/2013) [-]
he's not black he's a walrus
User avatar #42 - captainfuckitall (11/13/2013) [-]
Why does that Walrus have a bum on his face?
User avatar #44 - slapchoppin (11/13/2013) [-]
because that is how a walrus do

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#513 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonexplains (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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