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#8 - Are you an Airbender? Cause you take my breath away Are yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on   +7
User avatar #9 - ericbeagles (09/25/2013) [-]
lol'd hard
#15 - Best part is, ******* can't even beat him up for … 09/25/2013 on timmy 0
#37 - God damn, Carlos is buff as **** 09/25/2013 on Discuss +3
#84 - No, there is. Tenzin and his children are all Airbenders, as t… 09/24/2013 on MoMozoned 0
#79 - Not all the Airbenders are dead, Tenzin and his children (and …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on MoMozoned 0
User avatar #80 - sabcy (09/24/2013) [-]
so there's no more air benders, but there's Airbenders?
User avatar #84 - captainfuckitall (09/24/2013) [-]
No, there is. Tenzin and his children are all Airbenders, as they are descendants of Aang. The "Air Acolytes" are the official fanclub of Aang, and they study the philosophy and ways behind airbending.
#76 - Those aren't 'Aangs clothes', they are the traditional robes o…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2013 on MoMozoned 0
User avatar #78 - sabcy (09/24/2013) [-]
I thought that was katara.
User avatar #87 - tacobadger (10/01/2013) [-]
Nope, this is Korra, The Avatar that comes after Aang passes away.
#77 - sabcy has deleted their comment.
#10 - Fun fact: The Oblongs show was actually inspired from the book… 09/24/2013 on how im gonna spend my winter 0
#8 - Not with that attitude 09/24/2013 on Code 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on Heard you like smooth GIF's +17
#34 - littlerichie (09/24/2013) [-]
I'm actually watching Parks & Recreation right now.
#8 - She has very pretty eyes 09/24/2013 on Yes 0
#12 - Hitler was a great leader, his morality doesn't change that 09/24/2013 on Pun in the Title +4
#7 - Ya, but people are still assholes 09/24/2013 on Yup 0
#240 - >Buttercupbabe >Everyone calling her 'bro' …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on Time to thumbwhore! :) 0
User avatar #391 - buttercupbabe (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it's cool :3 I like being your bro
#61 - At first I thought it read "A Mathematical Jew" 09/23/2013 on This Week In Science (9/22/13) +1
#16 - But wouldn't BEING in water kinda give you motion sickness?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2013 on One Tail 0
User avatar #17 - shunkahawolf (09/23/2013) [-]
no its only vehicles it seems
User avatar #18 - nagafever (09/23/2013) [-]
and animals. haven't watched the show but i think a friend told me that sometime
User avatar #20 - lastweek (09/23/2013) [-]
No, they're his friends and therefore he doesn't consider them vehicles and as such they do not cause motion sickness, for example happy and I think a monster in edolas.
User avatar #19 - shunkahawolf (09/23/2013) [-]
i havnt seen him ride any animals yet but its possible
User avatar #22 - newbrony (09/23/2013) [-]
He flies with his fucking flying cat.
User avatar #31 - shunkahawolf (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah but happy carries him hes not riding
#12 - I understand that Luffy is unable to swim because he ate the …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/23/2013 on One Tail +2
#26 - SunilCCXXXVII (09/23/2013) [-]
He was raped on a boat
#14 - iridium (09/23/2013) [-]
From what I gathered reading the manga, some of the Dragon Slayers (especially Natsu) treat motion sickness like being kicked in the nuts and they get it on just about any conventional vehical.

Why they have that weakness of all things I don't know, but it makes for some solid comic relief.
User avatar #27 - soupkittenagain (09/23/2013) [-]
Gajeel didn't seem to have it at first.
#28 - rimjobmcgee (09/23/2013) [-]
He wasn't high leveled enough. It only effects high leveled dragon slayers. Why it effected Natsu back then I'm not sure, maybe from his ability to eat massive amounts of magic and then use it such as when he ate etherion, or maybe its part of the mystery of the scarf
User avatar #29 - soupkittenagain (09/23/2013) [-]
I think originally Natsu, who's had it since forever, was the only one to have motion sickness. Hiro Mashima probably just decided to make it a dragon slayer thing but so far male.
User avatar #32 - tormain (09/23/2013) [-]
Or maybe because Wendy is a healer that she can handle herself?
User avatar #33 - iridium (09/23/2013) [-]
To be fair her power is wind, which kind of implies that she's used to motion.
User avatar #24 - heartgoldawesome (09/23/2013) [-]
All the dragon slayers have it, except Wendy. Even Laxus has motion-sickness, and he became a dragon slayer with a lacrima.
User avatar #15 - iridium (09/23/2013) [-]
excuse me, vehicle. Stupid typos.
#13 - giberic (09/23/2013) [-]
Motion Sickness man
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (09/23/2013) [-]
But wouldn't BEING in water kinda give you motion sickness?
User avatar #17 - shunkahawolf (09/23/2013) [-]
no its only vehicles it seems
User avatar #18 - nagafever (09/23/2013) [-]
and animals. haven't watched the show but i think a friend told me that sometime
User avatar #20 - lastweek (09/23/2013) [-]
No, they're his friends and therefore he doesn't consider them vehicles and as such they do not cause motion sickness, for example happy and I think a monster in edolas.
User avatar #19 - shunkahawolf (09/23/2013) [-]
i havnt seen him ride any animals yet but its possible
User avatar #22 - newbrony (09/23/2013) [-]
He flies with his fucking flying cat.
User avatar #31 - shunkahawolf (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah but happy carries him hes not riding
#10 - I once told my ex that the 'Ritual was complete' and just left…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #29 - supamonkey (09/23/2013) [-]
Frankie Boyle recommends that when having sex on stormy nights, pretend that you are conceiving the anti-christ.
#9 - >Implying you're nerdy for being part of a Fandom, somethin… 09/23/2013 on This! +1
#11 - Okay, let's be honest here... How many people would t… 09/23/2013 on He is handicapable. +1
#10 - Comment deleted 09/23/2013 on He is handicapable. 0
#17 - If I was rich I would manufacture an invisible toilet and plan… 09/23/2013 on Why? 0
#13 - That's what 4chan discovered and it turned into the worst inte… 09/23/2013 on The Same Language +3
#2 - I just think of all those Edgy Devil-Worshipers sacrificing pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on 104 Days of Summer Vacation +8
User avatar #3 - skulldan (09/23/2013) [-]
well why not, maybe he is building pyramids, he has the slave drivers, the slaves and a whole bunch of science people. Do what i want im satan if you know what i mean
#21 - I miss Inglip  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Bieber +2
User avatar #27 - joestraightballa (09/23/2013) [-]
very true. most of lord inglip posts were funny
User avatar #22 - mrjweezy (09/23/2013) [-]
maybe if we call upon him he shall return to us.
OH MIGHTY INGLIP....PLZ RETURN THE FUNNY!!!
#12 - *Paging Sargent Swag* 09/23/2013 on Justmilitarythings +6

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#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
#480 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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