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#14 - Did you learn? 08/28/2013 on 4chan ban +2
#20 - This hits hard, because a friend of mine and wonderful girl wh… 08/28/2013 on Effects of feminism +1
#19 - Dat pixel was fat 08/28/2013 on When You See It 0
#14 - Is it just me, or are Whovians becoming really bloody annoying  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2013 on This was too great not to... +27
#138 - zackmorris (08/28/2013) [-]
It has, and now the show has become shit.
User avatar #132 - shibe (08/28/2013) [-]
they have been annoying tho
#130 - davvi (08/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #66 - tomowrath (08/28/2013) [-]
Just the Tumblr ones.
Who praise the Doctor more than I prayed to Santa as a child for that really fucking cool RC Helicopter I never got.....
User avatar #64 - dubslao (08/28/2013) [-]
*becoming more
User avatar #59 - drtrousersnake (08/28/2013) [-]
They are just currently the most active fanbase on funnyjunk. The walking dead, mlp and LoK fanbases were just as annoying at the height of there popularity
#7 - For some reason, it seems every time someone is able to turn i… 08/28/2013 on Incredibles 0
#86 - Oh my god...the radiation has been there for years and we only… 08/28/2013 on Just felt this should be... +1
#34 - COVERUPS!!!!! COVERUPS I SAY!!!!! 08/28/2013 on Bermuda 0
#32 - As far as we know  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Bermuda 0
User avatar #33 - priestoftheoldones (08/28/2013) [-]
Howard said it himself, R'lyeh is in the south pacific.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
COVERUPS!!!!! COVERUPS I SAY!!!!!
#14 - Hellboy is a Demon with strength, endurance, and speed far abo…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Who would win in a fight... +2
#26 - roninskye (08/29/2013) [-]
I disagree with the assessment that Vader's suit makes him "slow and clunky". Remember, these fighters are all at their prime and when Vader was at his prime he was killing off Jedi Masters by the handfuls. In his prime, even with his suit, he was still far faster, more agile, and with quicker reaction speed than any of the Jedi he hunted down during the purge. I also disagree with the assessment that skill and intelligence take a backseat to brute power. Anyone with any combat experience outside of video games and television can tell you that being smart and skillful on a battlefield will beat out sheer force and numbers any day.
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
I never said he was slow himself (as his fighting style prevents him from being so), but his suit makes him slower and less agile than he was without it. He had all his limbs cut off and replaced, the suit is far taller than him without it, and he is much broader with it than without it; couldn't you agree that he would naturally have less coordination and reaction? (Imagine it like you trying to write something in calligraphy right now, then use a prosthetic hand with a glove on it and see the result. All the skill in the world will not prevent you from being less coordinated).

I never said that skill and intelligence take a back seat either, I said HIS level of intelligence and strategy is not shown as much as it is in the others due to his level of brute strength. Similar to Peter Parker's intelligence being downplayed due to his powers and Batman's being overplayed due to his lack of
#28 - roninskye (08/29/2013) [-]
I did misread the second part, you'll have to excuse me for that. I stand firm that his agility and speed were not really hindered by his suit though. The fact that he's been in it for so long and his relationship with the force means that he could easily learn to feel the suit and the prosthetic limbs as if they were his natural body. That's one reason why I feel his force abilities put him above most of the combatants in this comparison. It's just too hard to look past it.
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
His force powers put him no higher above others than Wolverine's regeneration or Hellboy's magic

I say he's less agile simply because (at least to me) it's obvious. When he was a Jedi he integrated a lot of acrobatics and jumps into his fighting style, he had too (due to his form 5 fighting, which brings the fight to your opponent, he used both hands on his saber and thus had a harder time maneuvering his blade to block, so he compensated by incorporating acrobatics into his techniques). However, after his procedure putting him into the suit, he didn't jump around or dodge anywhere near as much, even his fighting (when compared to without the suit and in it) became slower and his swings had longer arches.

Now again, I'm not saying he's slow. He can levitate and use the force to modify his speed and reaction (thus enabling him to catch bullets as he did with Han), however, NATURALLY, he just seems to be slower and less agile
#13 - Advantages: It should also be noted that every participant…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Who would win in a fight... +3
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Hellboy is a Demon with strength, endurance, and speed far above Olympian levels. He also sports a healing factor greater than Wolverines, and his main weapon (his fist) is nearly unbreakable and able to withstand any damage an earthly weapon could dish out. As if that wasn't enough, he is also a master mage and Occultist, being an expert in Pyromancy, Necromancy, Summonings, Enchantings, Rituals, Words of Power, and his experience with the paranormal have given him wisdom as to taking down unusual opponents

Vader, well, I'm sure I don't have to go into much detail. He has the force (think: Super-Telekinesis), has a lightsaber able to slice through most materials like butter, has a robotic body (although while this makes him stronger and more endurant, also makes him slow and clunky), and also has his fair share of combat experience and intelligence (although these tend to take a back seat to his brute level of power)
#26 - roninskye (08/29/2013) [-]
I disagree with the assessment that Vader's suit makes him "slow and clunky". Remember, these fighters are all at their prime and when Vader was at his prime he was killing off Jedi Masters by the handfuls. In his prime, even with his suit, he was still far faster, more agile, and with quicker reaction speed than any of the Jedi he hunted down during the purge. I also disagree with the assessment that skill and intelligence take a backseat to brute power. Anyone with any combat experience outside of video games and television can tell you that being smart and skillful on a battlefield will beat out sheer force and numbers any day.
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
I never said he was slow himself (as his fighting style prevents him from being so), but his suit makes him slower and less agile than he was without it. He had all his limbs cut off and replaced, the suit is far taller than him without it, and he is much broader with it than without it; couldn't you agree that he would naturally have less coordination and reaction? (Imagine it like you trying to write something in calligraphy right now, then use a prosthetic hand with a glove on it and see the result. All the skill in the world will not prevent you from being less coordinated).

I never said that skill and intelligence take a back seat either, I said HIS level of intelligence and strategy is not shown as much as it is in the others due to his level of brute strength. Similar to Peter Parker's intelligence being downplayed due to his powers and Batman's being overplayed due to his lack of
#28 - roninskye (08/29/2013) [-]
I did misread the second part, you'll have to excuse me for that. I stand firm that his agility and speed were not really hindered by his suit though. The fact that he's been in it for so long and his relationship with the force means that he could easily learn to feel the suit and the prosthetic limbs as if they were his natural body. That's one reason why I feel his force abilities put him above most of the combatants in this comparison. It's just too hard to look past it.
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
His force powers put him no higher above others than Wolverine's regeneration or Hellboy's magic

I say he's less agile simply because (at least to me) it's obvious. When he was a Jedi he integrated a lot of acrobatics and jumps into his fighting style, he had too (due to his form 5 fighting, which brings the fight to your opponent, he used both hands on his saber and thus had a harder time maneuvering his blade to block, so he compensated by incorporating acrobatics into his techniques). However, after his procedure putting him into the suit, he didn't jump around or dodge anywhere near as much, even his fighting (when compared to without the suit and in it) became slower and his swings had longer arches.

Now again, I'm not saying he's slow. He can levitate and use the force to modify his speed and reaction (thus enabling him to catch bullets as he did with Han), however, NATURALLY, he just seems to be slower and less agile
#12 - Okay, because so many people are trying to cheat with this, we…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Who would win in a fight... +6
User avatar #21 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
Wolverine is actually found to be all but immortal. His entire body would have to be dissolved for his to die, and the Predator is the only one with acid potent enough to do so. So, if the Predator dies, Wolverine wins. And no, they wouldn't be able to salvage the acid from the Predator, as all Predators set their wrist-bomb to self destruct when they are dying.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
And Hellboy is the rightful ruler of Hell, and Predator has a nuke, and Batman is Batman. We've already decided that no one participant is going to be immortal, as that would make it unfair (besides, Wolverine has been beaten before, badly enough so that he was totally incapacitated).

Actually they would, as the Predator has Base blood in order to counter the Aliens acidic blood, which means any weapon that goes through him becomes rusted and useless (as well as skin becoming festered and sore), luckily they're not all fighting at the same time

Predator does not have his wrist-bomb, as there cannot be any 'insta-defense' or 'insta-kill'
User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
You just took out half of the Predators arsenal, seeing as how their weapons are incredibly efficient at killing, making most of them instakills. Shoulder cannon, spear gun, and the maul. www.neoseeker.com/forums/20553/t545413-weapons-equiptment/ these aren't all of the weapons, but it's a decent list.
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
Actually, no I didn't. All those weapons you have stated are not instakills, as they require either skill, technique, strength, or prowess to use properly. A nuke is just a nuke, anyone can use it and it kills everything (including you). Saying a Predators maul is an instakill is like saying Vader's lightsaber is an insta-kill, it's not because he actually has to TRY in order to kill you, a nuke is just a nuke
User avatar #35 - instakill (08/29/2013) [-]
god damn, you like using my name don't you?
User avatar #33 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, the Shoulder cannon has lock-on, high speed energy blasts, and can take out a tank in a single shot, but I see your point.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
He's also fighting robots more powerful than tanks, regenerators, the smartest men on earth, a Demon, and a Sith Lord

I think he deserves it
User avatar #36 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, the predator can regenerate from any non-lethal wound, including dismemberment.
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (08/30/2013) [-]
But he can only do it X amount of times per hunt, as he uses stim packs to do so
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Advantages:
It should also be noted that every participant is at their prime. Terminator is fully functioning, Batman has full prep time, Predator is the highest rank, so on, so fourth

Terminator does not feel pain, he is cool, calculating, and always chooses the most efficient route in killing. He knows the perfect ways to kill an average human in nearly every situation; and is an expert in every weapon, vehicle, so on so fourth. He is literally a killing machine, designed to be the best at what he does (not to mention his sheer level of strength and endurance)

Predator comes from a culture where war and hunting are life. He is VERY smart (uses prep time as well as Batman and can assess the strengths/weaknesses of his prey easily) and has a massive advantage using his technology that the beings he is fighting are unfamiliar with. He is also the stealthiest there (No, Batman is not more stealthy than an invisible hunter who has advances senses and makes no sound, shut the fuck up) and has physical abilities far above Olympian levels

Batman is one of the smartest people present, he is described as the perfect human in terms of physical ability, stealth, wit, and general knowledge. He has gadgets for nearly every situation (although no prior knowledge of those he's fighting), and his iron willpower alone make him a force to be reckoned with

Wolverine's senses are far beyond that of a normal human, and his healing factor allows him to regenerate from some of the worst wounds (due to this same factor, he also has super stamina, endurance, strength, so on, so fourth) and his skeleton is nearly unbreakable, his claws being far sharper than any blade any other character could whip out. Likewise, he has been in multiple wars, is a master strategist, and has hundreds of years of experience in all forms of combat and warfare. Think: Sun Tzu on steroids

Dredd is Dredd

Marv's advantages have already been stated above. Most badass human ever
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Hellboy is a Demon with strength, endurance, and speed far above Olympian levels. He also sports a healing factor greater than Wolverines, and his main weapon (his fist) is nearly unbreakable and able to withstand any damage an earthly weapon could dish out. As if that wasn't enough, he is also a master mage and Occultist, being an expert in Pyromancy, Necromancy, Summonings, Enchantings, Rituals, Words of Power, and his experience with the paranormal have given him wisdom as to taking down unusual opponents

Vader, well, I'm sure I don't have to go into much detail. He has the force (think: Super-Telekinesis), has a lightsaber able to slice through most materials like butter, has a robotic body (although while this makes him stronger and more endurant, also makes him slow and clunky), and also has his fair share of combat experience and intelligence (although these tend to take a back seat to his brute level of power)
#26 - roninskye (08/29/2013) [-]
I disagree with the assessment that Vader's suit makes him "slow and clunky". Remember, these fighters are all at their prime and when Vader was at his prime he was killing off Jedi Masters by the handfuls. In his prime, even with his suit, he was still far faster, more agile, and with quicker reaction speed than any of the Jedi he hunted down during the purge. I also disagree with the assessment that skill and intelligence take a backseat to brute power. Anyone with any combat experience outside of video games and television can tell you that being smart and skillful on a battlefield will beat out sheer force and numbers any day.
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
I never said he was slow himself (as his fighting style prevents him from being so), but his suit makes him slower and less agile than he was without it. He had all his limbs cut off and replaced, the suit is far taller than him without it, and he is much broader with it than without it; couldn't you agree that he would naturally have less coordination and reaction? (Imagine it like you trying to write something in calligraphy right now, then use a prosthetic hand with a glove on it and see the result. All the skill in the world will not prevent you from being less coordinated).

I never said that skill and intelligence take a back seat either, I said HIS level of intelligence and strategy is not shown as much as it is in the others due to his level of brute strength. Similar to Peter Parker's intelligence being downplayed due to his powers and Batman's being overplayed due to his lack of
#28 - roninskye (08/29/2013) [-]
I did misread the second part, you'll have to excuse me for that. I stand firm that his agility and speed were not really hindered by his suit though. The fact that he's been in it for so long and his relationship with the force means that he could easily learn to feel the suit and the prosthetic limbs as if they were his natural body. That's one reason why I feel his force abilities put him above most of the combatants in this comparison. It's just too hard to look past it.
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
His force powers put him no higher above others than Wolverine's regeneration or Hellboy's magic

I say he's less agile simply because (at least to me) it's obvious. When he was a Jedi he integrated a lot of acrobatics and jumps into his fighting style, he had too (due to his form 5 fighting, which brings the fight to your opponent, he used both hands on his saber and thus had a harder time maneuvering his blade to block, so he compensated by incorporating acrobatics into his techniques). However, after his procedure putting him into the suit, he didn't jump around or dodge anywhere near as much, even his fighting (when compared to without the suit and in it) became slower and his swings had longer arches.

Now again, I'm not saying he's slow. He can levitate and use the force to modify his speed and reaction (thus enabling him to catch bullets as he did with Han), however, NATURALLY, he just seems to be slower and less agile
#25 - Not well enough, it seems 08/28/2013 on Bermuda 0
#23 - >Implying The Bloop is not caused by Cthulhu  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Bermuda 0
User avatar #24 - dedaluminus (08/28/2013) [-]
no, implying The Bloop IS cause by Cthulhu. Do you even read?
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Not well enough, it seems
#177 - I'm glad you can see it reasonably, good sir. You certainly do… 08/28/2013 on :) +1
#161 - Then again, we must be meeting with different grades of stoner…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on :) 0
User avatar #162 - lamarsmithgot (08/28/2013) [-]
No, I see where you're coming from. Some stoners are pretty much the scum of the earth. Any contact with a pot head of a lesser variety is guaranteed a lasting negative impression. Some of em are like crackheads almost
User avatar #177 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm glad you can see it reasonably, good sir. You certainly do not fall into the category I described
#144 - The same reason it's pathetic to drink or smoke as a hobby. Yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2013 on :) 0
User avatar #150 - lamarsmithgot (08/28/2013) [-]
I beg to differ. Most stoners I know (myself included) are fiercely particular about the quality of their herb, smoking method, strain, species, etc. Hell, half of them refuse to light up without a hemp wick.
User avatar #161 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Then again, we must be meeting with different grades of stoners. That isn't your fault, mind you; perhaps I really do just come into contact with the more pathetic variety than you do, and if so I apologize
User avatar #162 - lamarsmithgot (08/28/2013) [-]
No, I see where you're coming from. Some stoners are pretty much the scum of the earth. Any contact with a pot head of a lesser variety is guaranteed a lasting negative impression. Some of em are like crackheads almost
User avatar #177 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm glad you can see it reasonably, good sir. You certainly do not fall into the category I described
#133 - Nothing. But using it as a crutch and doing it as a hobby spea…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2013 on :) 0
User avatar #136 - lamarsmithgot (08/28/2013) [-]
I can see how using it as a crutch is pathetic, but what's wrong with a pot hobby?
User avatar #144 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
The same reason it's pathetic to drink or smoke as a hobby. You're not tasting wines, you're not making home-made cigars, pot-users don't really care about the 'flavour' or 'texture' of their pot or the quality of it, they only want to get high. If you depend on a chemically mind-altering substance in order to feel good and use it as a hobby, it makes you pathetic
User avatar #150 - lamarsmithgot (08/28/2013) [-]
I beg to differ. Most stoners I know (myself included) are fiercely particular about the quality of their herb, smoking method, strain, species, etc. Hell, half of them refuse to light up without a hemp wick.
User avatar #161 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Then again, we must be meeting with different grades of stoners. That isn't your fault, mind you; perhaps I really do just come into contact with the more pathetic variety than you do, and if so I apologize
User avatar #162 - lamarsmithgot (08/28/2013) [-]
No, I see where you're coming from. Some stoners are pretty much the scum of the earth. Any contact with a pot head of a lesser variety is guaranteed a lasting negative impression. Some of em are like crackheads almost
User avatar #177 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm glad you can see it reasonably, good sir. You certainly do not fall into the category I described
#100 - I don't think it should be illegal. Yes, I hate drugs and pot-… 08/28/2013 on :) 0
#9 - >Implying it's not a cover-up to hide the existence of Grea…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Bermuda +105
#132 - icelandicjesus (08/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #125 - jacksipian (08/28/2013) [-]
Cthulhu F'tagn!
#107 - CatholicPriest (08/28/2013) [-]
#93 - rieskimo (08/28/2013) [-]
Why settle for the lesser of two evils?

Cthulhu 2016
User avatar #39 - leglesslegolegolas (08/28/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that never found this very amusing? You don't joke about Cthulhu.
User avatar #31 - priestoftheoldones (08/28/2013) [-]
Dude, *my name* lives in the south Pacific, not Atlantic.
User avatar #32 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
As far as we know
User avatar #33 - priestoftheoldones (08/28/2013) [-]
Howard said it himself, R'lyeh is in the south pacific.
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
COVERUPS!!!!! COVERUPS I SAY!!!!!
#26 - einhetvin (08/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - dedaluminus (08/28/2013) [-]
Cthulu is in the other ocean. Do you even The Bloop?
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
>Implying The Bloop is not caused by Cthulhu
User avatar #24 - dedaluminus (08/28/2013) [-]
no, implying The Bloop IS cause by Cthulhu. Do you even read?
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Not well enough, it seems
#84 - As much as I'm against drugs and hate potheads with a passion,…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/28/2013 on :) 0
User avatar #122 - lamarsmithgot (08/28/2013) [-]
I don't get it. What's wrong with recreational marijuana use?
User avatar #133 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Nothing. But using it as a crutch and doing it as a hobby speak ill of your character.
User avatar #136 - lamarsmithgot (08/28/2013) [-]
I can see how using it as a crutch is pathetic, but what's wrong with a pot hobby?
User avatar #144 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
The same reason it's pathetic to drink or smoke as a hobby. You're not tasting wines, you're not making home-made cigars, pot-users don't really care about the 'flavour' or 'texture' of their pot or the quality of it, they only want to get high. If you depend on a chemically mind-altering substance in order to feel good and use it as a hobby, it makes you pathetic
User avatar #150 - lamarsmithgot (08/28/2013) [-]
I beg to differ. Most stoners I know (myself included) are fiercely particular about the quality of their herb, smoking method, strain, species, etc. Hell, half of them refuse to light up without a hemp wick.
User avatar #161 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
Then again, we must be meeting with different grades of stoners. That isn't your fault, mind you; perhaps I really do just come into contact with the more pathetic variety than you do, and if so I apologize
User avatar #162 - lamarsmithgot (08/28/2013) [-]
No, I see where you're coming from. Some stoners are pretty much the scum of the earth. Any contact with a pot head of a lesser variety is guaranteed a lasting negative impression. Some of em are like crackheads almost
User avatar #177 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm glad you can see it reasonably, good sir. You certainly do not fall into the category I described
#96 - anon (08/28/2013) [-]
I have a question for you.

You have a right to be against drugs, and hate potheads, its your right and privileged as a human being. But why do you think it should be illegal?

Now let me say this first, just because your against something doesn't always mean you should want it illegal. Think about this for a moment: your throwing an innocent man in to a prison where he'll be beaten and raped every day of his life, just for smoking a plant.

You may not like weed, or the culture its produced, but no sensible human being would want to throw another person in to a rape room just because they dont like what they're doing.
User avatar #100 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
I don't think it should be illegal. Yes, I hate drugs and pot-heads, and as much as I think anyone having an overdose should be thrown into the gutter where they belong and die, that's not what's best for the people. Drugs should be legalized, regulated, and taxed; and those addicted should be treated as having a mental illness rather than a crime. I say this because it's not just about me, it's about the country
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#48 - It's cute how many people say we steal from 4chan and that the… 08/28/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
#828 - But he can only use his force powers when his target is under … 08/28/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
#316 - If that were true it would roast the air around them and suffo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
#459 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
While Wolverine would survive, he would , like you said, be temporarily be incapacitates, meaning that he would not be the best choice for a protector. Also, against Darth Vader, it would be similar to when he encounters Magne While he is the better fighter, Vader's powers would negate that by making him unable to move.
User avatar #828 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [-]
But he can only use his force powers when his target is under observation, thus is only matters who strikes first
#249 - The post is worded to imply they are versing eachother one at … 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0

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User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
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