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captainfuckitall

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Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
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Content Ranking:#9809
Comment Ranking:#352
Highest Content Rank:#9809
Highest Comment Rank:#49
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Subscribers:22
Content Views:10822
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:16668
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#11 - Who then raised his hand against women. 11/14/2013 on I know it's late, but it... 0
#10 - Eh, good luck. She hasn't gotten laid in years, so I'm sure sh… 11/14/2013 on I know it's late, but it... 0
#6 - Eh, good luck. She hasn't gotten any in years so I'm sure she'… 11/14/2013 on Beer it is cheaper thana... 0
#15 - While I agree that Batman is just a bit 'too perfect', he's mo… 11/14/2013 on fuck not again 0
#4 - Good lords it sounds like you held your parents up at gun-point. 11/14/2013 on Green Eggs and Spam +1
#4 - That's the important thing, I guess. 11/14/2013 on Thanks dad for my life 0
#15 - Regardless of your personal views of police, they are hardly '… 11/14/2013 on A little kid ask for help +1
#33 - Eh, many moral actions involved with religions actually have v… 11/14/2013 on All Religious people should... +1
#12 - But, by making this post, aren't you just doing exactly what y… 11/14/2013 on Oops +3
#11 - Isn't it kind of sad that you have such a need to validate you…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Oops +2
User avatar #74 - marohawk (11/14/2013) [-]
I was too stoned to use the google machine.
#53 - Umm...no, actually, I don't think that was the point of his co… 11/14/2013 on Mediano 0
#41 - I didn't say it wasn't, but the point is for them to both be a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Mediano 0
User avatar #44 - Shiny (11/14/2013) [-]
I think that was his entire point, though. It's a logical fallacy to assume that poking fun at one extreme means that you are endorsing a different one.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Umm...no, actually, I don't think that was the point of his comic at all. It would be a hell of a lot of effort just to make an ironic joke.
#10 - That is exactly the one. I mean...I think. They all l…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Y U NO PANTS!? 0
#11 - instakill (11/14/2013) [-]
I was wrong, it's lebron
#46 - I don't think you have any idea how satisfying this gif is  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on It's not like I WANT to eat... +2
#47 - thatoldguy (11/14/2013) [-]
I know she's the "worst" girl in the series
#67 - reapermaster has deleted their comment.
#8 - Anyone have the gif of that black guy sitting in an audience a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Y U NO PANTS!? 0
User avatar #9 - instakill (11/14/2013) [-]
you mean the one of shaq?
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
That is exactly the one.

I mean...I think. They all look the same to me.
#11 - instakill (11/14/2013) [-]
I was wrong, it's lebron
#36 - That was the point. 11/14/2013 on Mediano +2
#134 - This genuinely made me laugh 11/14/2013 on Charmander +1
#29 - 11 Ways to be a Pretentious Ponce. 1. Always be skept…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Mediano +17
User avatar #40 - Shiny (11/14/2013) [-]
It seems pretentious in and of itself to assume that the sole reason anyone has ever done something risky, adventurous or exceptional is for attention.
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't say it wasn't, but the point is for them to both be at opposing sides of the spectrum. The creator and artist obviously meant his own as "You're not doing anything dangerous or risky because you don't want others to think ill of you", so I retorted with, essentially "It's just as bad to do them for the sake of attention and validation"

Basically, I was responding to the creator's pretentiousness with my own (ironic) pretentiousness
User avatar #44 - Shiny (11/14/2013) [-]
I think that was his entire point, though. It's a logical fallacy to assume that poking fun at one extreme means that you are endorsing a different one.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Umm...no, actually, I don't think that was the point of his comic at all. It would be a hell of a lot of effort just to make an ironic joke.
#35 - ninonybox (11/14/2013) [-]
#34 - Penguinn (11/14/2013) [-]
Both you and this post list two extremes. I'm sure there is a happy medium.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
That was the point.
#24 - Great, now he's gonna have to kill himself for such a shamfur dispray 11/14/2013 on time to pray 0
#9 - Anyone else think this looks creepy as **** ?... 11/14/2013 on (untitled) +2
#32 - Oh my gods. The big picture is really good and all, but why is… 11/14/2013 on another art comp by dino 0
#42 - I don't know why, but I feel like this picture is shaking back…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on #misogongy +3
User avatar #87 - bagguhsleep (11/14/2013) [-]
It's there.
You just have to believe that it's there.
#18 - Good lord I'm SOBER and could barely spell Batman backwards. 11/14/2013 on The +10
#112 - No, no, rest assured, no matter how hideous something is, at l…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on And I never regretted it +2
User avatar #142 - TheHutchie (11/14/2013) [-]
Unless that one person is the captain of the ship, the ship's gonna keep looking.

Maybe there'll be some kind of "emergency" and that guy will grab the first lifeboat out of there.
#6628662 - I was enjoying that feeling right as I saw this roll too. 11/13/2013 on Autism Board 0

Comments(507):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#513 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonexplains (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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