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#27 - Well that's a pretty arrogant way of looking at it. "They…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on this...THIS is good +5
#99 - rhetoricalfunny (11/15/2013) [-]
I like you.
My mother raised me, alone.
One day I hope I can be as good a parent as she.
#23 - But that's the point, you shouldn't become a parent unless you…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2013 on this...THIS is good +3
User avatar #24 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
youd have to have a pretty meaningless life to devote your existence to raising a kid

no thank you
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Well that's a pretty arrogant way of looking at it. "They have kids so they must be boring"; so if you think that way, what do you devote yourself to? What do you live and strive for? No matter what you say it is the exact same thing, some people devote themselves to a task, others to a job, to a mission, to a thing, to an area, to an idea, and some to children. If you just live only for yourself, I'd say you are one who's life lacks meaning.
#99 - rhetoricalfunny (11/15/2013) [-]
I like you.
My mother raised me, alone.
One day I hope I can be as good a parent as she.
User avatar #26 - lastweek (11/14/2013) [-]
Dude, I came over from the other thread. Have you applied the lotion? it's bad if you don't, your anus shouldn't look like that.
#22 - For different reasons, yes. Yes you do, you want atte…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2013 on this...THIS is good +1
User avatar #25 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
ok now i will share a pity story since apparently i already was. 23 funerals in my life theres is 4 members of my family left, 2 dying grandmas a mom thats moving farther away and a dad thats going to prison. (tip of the iceburg) so when i said i have nothing to live for, i wasnt being "poetic" i was speaking literally. go be pretentious somewhere else.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
That's nice, I didn't ask though. I'm not going to suddenly turn around, apologize, and validate you through a shitty life, nor should you hope for that.

Awesome, you've had people close to you die, nearly everyone has.
Most people have pretty small families if you don't count extended.
Old people die, yes, they often are.
Most couples usually do end up splitting and going their separate ways, yes.
I don't care about the 'tip of the iceburg' bullshit. You could literally be the most pathetic person on the planet and that's all I would see you as, pathetic; you're trying to garner sympathy and validation out of pain and suffering, which is the weakest form of validation. If you want to impress people and make them sympathize with you, why not try bettering yourself?

I know you weren't being poetic, you were still fishing for sympathy harder than girls who call themselves ugly on Facebook though.

Fuck you, I was here first.
User avatar #35 - jackmanagan (11/15/2013) [-]
meh i said it because i wanted to, i didnt even expect a response.
bettering myself, though.
Im a certified carpenter, electrician, plumber, HVAC, groundskeeper.
osha certified. 9 years of chef/cooking. 2 years of medical misc training. been to college.
Oh and worked in city hall, gave speeches and been on the news numerous times.
psst im 22.
soooo
cough* pretentious douche *cough cough*
*drops mic* goodnight sir, i shant be responding to your condescending ways any further.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
Exactly. You wanted people to know, you shoved it into conversation because you wanted people to see it, even though it wasn't wanted. There's a word for that type of action: Attention Whoring.

Good for you. I don't care though, that just makes your groveling for pity even more pathetic.

Psst, age doesn't really matter. I know you're telling me because you want it to be even more impressive that you do all these things you can hold over other people's heads, but again, it just makes it even more pathetic that you're so resigned out of life.

Wow, I didn't know we were in a Highschool Drama class with the *Wink wink* shit. I'm not condescending, I'm just telling you that nobody is impressed with you. Ya, the whole "pained protagonist" story does draw a lot of sympathy, but only when they don't lay it on everyone else, then it's just emotional baggage and people get sick of it.
#13 - Pro-tip: Trying to get people to pity you doesn't make you co…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/14/2013 on this...THIS is good +1
User avatar #16 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
like small text? i dont want pity, just saying it as it is. you guys are becoming dads. im preparing for imminent demise.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
For different reasons, yes.

Yes you do, you want attention and sympathy. Nobody asked you "well, why don't you agree", you just decided to tell people that "Oh, woe is me, I'm not normal, but oh how I wish I was, I'm going to try dying a hero, but I will not be a hero, oh pity me, pity me, an unfortunate hero to this tale". I know that's what you are because I've seen it a thousand times before.
User avatar #25 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
ok now i will share a pity story since apparently i already was. 23 funerals in my life theres is 4 members of my family left, 2 dying grandmas a mom thats moving farther away and a dad thats going to prison. (tip of the iceburg) so when i said i have nothing to live for, i wasnt being "poetic" i was speaking literally. go be pretentious somewhere else.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
That's nice, I didn't ask though. I'm not going to suddenly turn around, apologize, and validate you through a shitty life, nor should you hope for that.

Awesome, you've had people close to you die, nearly everyone has.
Most people have pretty small families if you don't count extended.
Old people die, yes, they often are.
Most couples usually do end up splitting and going their separate ways, yes.
I don't care about the 'tip of the iceburg' bullshit. You could literally be the most pathetic person on the planet and that's all I would see you as, pathetic; you're trying to garner sympathy and validation out of pain and suffering, which is the weakest form of validation. If you want to impress people and make them sympathize with you, why not try bettering yourself?

I know you weren't being poetic, you were still fishing for sympathy harder than girls who call themselves ugly on Facebook though.

Fuck you, I was here first.
User avatar #35 - jackmanagan (11/15/2013) [-]
meh i said it because i wanted to, i didnt even expect a response.
bettering myself, though.
Im a certified carpenter, electrician, plumber, HVAC, groundskeeper.
osha certified. 9 years of chef/cooking. 2 years of medical misc training. been to college.
Oh and worked in city hall, gave speeches and been on the news numerous times.
psst im 22.
soooo
cough* pretentious douche *cough cough*
*drops mic* goodnight sir, i shant be responding to your condescending ways any further.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
Exactly. You wanted people to know, you shoved it into conversation because you wanted people to see it, even though it wasn't wanted. There's a word for that type of action: Attention Whoring.

Good for you. I don't care though, that just makes your groveling for pity even more pathetic.

Psst, age doesn't really matter. I know you're telling me because you want it to be even more impressive that you do all these things you can hold over other people's heads, but again, it just makes it even more pathetic that you're so resigned out of life.

Wow, I didn't know we were in a Highschool Drama class with the *Wink wink* shit. I'm not condescending, I'm just telling you that nobody is impressed with you. Ya, the whole "pained protagonist" story does draw a lot of sympathy, but only when they don't lay it on everyone else, then it's just emotional baggage and people get sick of it.
User avatar #18 - misfitsftw (11/14/2013) [-]
dude you should make a bucket list before you enroll, shit like skydiving or bungee-jumping. as ashamed as i am to say this, yolo
User avatar #21 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
i hear ya, its just not fiscally possible.
User avatar #100 - misfitsftw (11/15/2013) [-]
loan sharks? i mean, youre gonna off yourself anyway, what can they do to you?
#8 - Most of us are becoming fathers.  [+] (40 new replies) 11/14/2013 on this...THIS is good +120
#103 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 17
User avatar #104 - deathbatdude (11/18/2013) [-]
Fuck I shouldve signed in
#106 - subadanus (11/19/2013) [-]
So when your 17 you shove a brick your ass and flip people off?

k
User avatar #108 - deathbatdude (11/19/2013) [-]
eyup
#88 - minatsuki (11/15/2013) [-]
I like how I grew up with you faggots in high school, and now we are all becoming fathers and moving on in life. It's good to see the progress some of the people that made everyday hilarious through tough times and good times. I still come on FJ at work when I'm in the bathroom to lose my shit.
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
I know how you mean, man. I started coming here while I was still in elementary school; this place is like a second home on the internet; and never once have I regretted sharing my time and my life with you guys.

It honestly is amazing to know that most of us were all kids when we first 'knew' eachother, and now we're all grown up and mature.
User avatar #105 - deathbatdude (11/18/2013) [-]
>Implying
#84 - rhetoricalfunny (11/15/2013) [-]
...Most of you got laid?

<YFW
#81 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
even the women?
#82 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
ESPECIALLY the women
#83 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
by the way we're the same person. I'm me. All anons are actually just me.
User avatar #87 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
Good lords it actually is him.
#55 - redthumbcounter (11/15/2013) [-]
Thought the world was going to end.
#37 - drainbamage (11/15/2013) [-]
I just became one on the 6th
#72 - biddo (11/15/2013) [-]
congrats bud! mine turns 1 in january. theyre a blast
#90 - McCockAFucker (11/15/2013) [-]
how much of a blast range do they give you?
#92 - biddo (11/15/2013) [-]
last time i laughed on funnyjunk i got thumbed down for it man
User avatar #71 - optimussum (11/15/2013) [-]
lol you had sex
#70 - pkrbarmoviea (11/15/2013) [-]
Congratulations!
#66 - plerp (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I find it deeply funny that your name is "DrainBamage"
User avatar #19 - Kingsteveooo (11/14/2013) [-]
true, there are now more teens with children then with highschool diplomas
#9 - mardux (11/14/2013) [-]
becoming a father is the best thing can happen actually...

(pic related..)
User avatar #17 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
not really. the kid takes over your whole life and zaps away your youth

what a drag
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
But that's the point, you shouldn't become a parent unless you're willing to devote everything to your child. In essence, pets do the exact same thing, but just to a smaller degree; so if you like or want pets, you do agree that being a father is a good thing, you're just not ready for it or it's not your cup of tea.
User avatar #24 - coloki (11/14/2013) [-]
youd have to have a pretty meaningless life to devote your existence to raising a kid

no thank you
User avatar #27 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Well that's a pretty arrogant way of looking at it. "They have kids so they must be boring"; so if you think that way, what do you devote yourself to? What do you live and strive for? No matter what you say it is the exact same thing, some people devote themselves to a task, others to a job, to a mission, to a thing, to an area, to an idea, and some to children. If you just live only for yourself, I'd say you are one who's life lacks meaning.
#99 - rhetoricalfunny (11/15/2013) [-]
I like you.
My mother raised me, alone.
One day I hope I can be as good a parent as she.
User avatar #26 - lastweek (11/14/2013) [-]
Dude, I came over from the other thread. Have you applied the lotion? it's bad if you don't, your anus shouldn't look like that.
User avatar #11 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
i disagree, but on a personal level.
I never cared for relationships or even sex in fact.
i digress normality isnt for me, i envy it.
i am going to join the military and most likely get shot
i will die in combat, people will revere me as a hero at the memorial
i was not/wont be a hero just a man with nothing to live for
#74 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
lol first off the war is pretty much over... chances of you deploying before u finish training slim to none, ive been in two years havent deployed and im in an infantry unit you come off as more of a self pitying douche bag boot bitch than anything.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Pro-tip: Trying to get people to pity you doesn't make you cool or different, it's only annoying.
User avatar #16 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
like small text? i dont want pity, just saying it as it is. you guys are becoming dads. im preparing for imminent demise.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
For different reasons, yes.

Yes you do, you want attention and sympathy. Nobody asked you "well, why don't you agree", you just decided to tell people that "Oh, woe is me, I'm not normal, but oh how I wish I was, I'm going to try dying a hero, but I will not be a hero, oh pity me, pity me, an unfortunate hero to this tale". I know that's what you are because I've seen it a thousand times before.
User avatar #25 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
ok now i will share a pity story since apparently i already was. 23 funerals in my life theres is 4 members of my family left, 2 dying grandmas a mom thats moving farther away and a dad thats going to prison. (tip of the iceburg) so when i said i have nothing to live for, i wasnt being "poetic" i was speaking literally. go be pretentious somewhere else.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
That's nice, I didn't ask though. I'm not going to suddenly turn around, apologize, and validate you through a shitty life, nor should you hope for that.

Awesome, you've had people close to you die, nearly everyone has.
Most people have pretty small families if you don't count extended.
Old people die, yes, they often are.
Most couples usually do end up splitting and going their separate ways, yes.
I don't care about the 'tip of the iceburg' bullshit. You could literally be the most pathetic person on the planet and that's all I would see you as, pathetic; you're trying to garner sympathy and validation out of pain and suffering, which is the weakest form of validation. If you want to impress people and make them sympathize with you, why not try bettering yourself?

I know you weren't being poetic, you were still fishing for sympathy harder than girls who call themselves ugly on Facebook though.

Fuck you, I was here first.
User avatar #35 - jackmanagan (11/15/2013) [-]
meh i said it because i wanted to, i didnt even expect a response.
bettering myself, though.
Im a certified carpenter, electrician, plumber, HVAC, groundskeeper.
osha certified. 9 years of chef/cooking. 2 years of medical misc training. been to college.
Oh and worked in city hall, gave speeches and been on the news numerous times.
psst im 22.
soooo
cough* pretentious douche *cough cough*
*drops mic* goodnight sir, i shant be responding to your condescending ways any further.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/15/2013) [-]
Exactly. You wanted people to know, you shoved it into conversation because you wanted people to see it, even though it wasn't wanted. There's a word for that type of action: Attention Whoring.

Good for you. I don't care though, that just makes your groveling for pity even more pathetic.

Psst, age doesn't really matter. I know you're telling me because you want it to be even more impressive that you do all these things you can hold over other people's heads, but again, it just makes it even more pathetic that you're so resigned out of life.

Wow, I didn't know we were in a Highschool Drama class with the *Wink wink* shit. I'm not condescending, I'm just telling you that nobody is impressed with you. Ya, the whole "pained protagonist" story does draw a lot of sympathy, but only when they don't lay it on everyone else, then it's just emotional baggage and people get sick of it.
User avatar #18 - misfitsftw (11/14/2013) [-]
dude you should make a bucket list before you enroll, shit like skydiving or bungee-jumping. as ashamed as i am to say this, yolo
User avatar #21 - jackmanagan (11/14/2013) [-]
i hear ya, its just not fiscally possible.
User avatar #100 - misfitsftw (11/15/2013) [-]
loan sharks? i mean, youre gonna off yourself anyway, what can they do to you?
#8 - It's funny, because he actually likes Pokemon in real life. 11/14/2013 on Pokematch +2
#7 - Because then you'd have no one to troll. 11/14/2013 on Pokematch +3
#7 - I remember going to a Highschool assembly, and while there we … 11/14/2013 on B Point Captured 0
#9 - But if we ****** off, how could you troll? 11/14/2013 on Europe in Dispair +3
#13 - I, for one, think the emoticons are actually quite cute. 11/14/2013 on I feel this way +1
#11 - Who then raised his hand against women. 11/14/2013 on I know it's late, but it... 0
#10 - Eh, good luck. She hasn't gotten laid in years, so I'm sure sh… 11/14/2013 on I know it's late, but it... 0
#6 - Eh, good luck. She hasn't gotten any in years so I'm sure she'… 11/14/2013 on Beer it is cheaper thana... 0
#15 - While I agree that Batman is just a bit 'too perfect', he's mo… 11/14/2013 on fuck not again 0
#4 - Good lords it sounds like you held your parents up at gun-point. 11/14/2013 on Green Eggs and Spam +1
#4 - That's the important thing, I guess. 11/14/2013 on Thanks dad for my life 0
#15 - Regardless of your personal views of police, they are hardly '… 11/14/2013 on A little kid ask for help +1
#33 - Eh, many moral actions involved with religions actually have v… 11/14/2013 on All Religious people should... +1
#12 - But, by making this post, aren't you just doing exactly what y… 11/14/2013 on Oops +3
#11 - Isn't it kind of sad that you have such a need to validate you…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Oops +2
User avatar #74 - marohawk (11/14/2013) [-]
I was too stoned to use the google machine.
#53 - Umm...no, actually, I don't think that was the point of his co… 11/14/2013 on Mediano 0
#41 - I didn't say it wasn't, but the point is for them to both be a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Mediano 0
User avatar #44 - Shiny (11/14/2013) [-]
I think that was his entire point, though. It's a logical fallacy to assume that poking fun at one extreme means that you are endorsing a different one.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
Umm...no, actually, I don't think that was the point of his comic at all. It would be a hell of a lot of effort just to make an ironic joke.
#10 - That is exactly the one. I mean...I think. They all l…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Y U NO PANTS!? 0
#11 - instakill (11/14/2013) [-]
I was wrong, it's lebron
#46 - I don't think you have any idea how satisfying this gif is  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on It's not like I WANT to eat... +2
#47 - thatoldguy (11/14/2013) [-]
I know she's the "worst" girl in the series
#67 - reapermaster has deleted their comment.
#8 - Anyone have the gif of that black guy sitting in an audience a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Y U NO PANTS!? 0
User avatar #9 - instakill (11/14/2013) [-]
you mean the one of shaq?
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (11/14/2013) [-]
That is exactly the one.

I mean...I think. They all look the same to me.
#11 - instakill (11/14/2013) [-]
I was wrong, it's lebron

Comments(507):

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#513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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