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#296 - No, no, no, they're not furries  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags 0
User avatar #964 - mourningspawn (03/19/2013) [-]
I know this...
#289 - No it's not. That's like saying you can be Asexual and KINDA l…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags 0
User avatar #358 - sheepysquirrel (03/19/2013) [-]
As a biromantic asexual, your definition of asexuality is wrong. I WOULD have sex but only if I was in love with someone.


I am referring to herms, intersex, etc. on the "more than one gender" thing.
It is literally impossible to be gender blind, unless you are out having flings with everyone of ever orientation you will always have a preference. You can CLAIM to not care, but even most bisexuals wouldn't care if their partner was trans or anything else.
User avatar #463 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
And speaking as a Pansexual, YOU'RE wrong about your last definition. So I suppose we're even, aren't we? (By the way, Bi-romantic only means you could have romantic feelings for both sexes, I.E. kissing, cuddling. If you want to have sex at all, or feel some type of attraction to the point of wanting to have sex, you're not Asexual, sorry to break it to you, you're not special, you just have a very low libido)

I'm sure you were, but there's still no more than two genders. Just because a woman has a penis or no genitalia doesn't mean they're a third gender.

I never claimed Pansexuals were gender blind or that they didn't have a preference, I just said they don't care, which they don't, that's the god-damn definition. (By the way, what you say about how it's impossible to not care is like saying it's impossible for someone to be impartial to music, or food, or outdoor activities. Which isn't true). And you can speak for most Bisexuals because you're 'Asexual'? I know plenty of Bisexuals who are grossed out by that sort of thing, and even have a close transgender friend that had worse experiences with Bisexuals and gays than he's had with straight people
User avatar #476 - sheepysquirrel (03/19/2013) [-]
You still do not understand asexuality, an asexual has no drive for sex, I do not. I would have sex for the pleasure of my partner alone but personally I am grossed out by it and find it pointless.


You being pansexual does not speak for all pansexuals and you are obviously the typical "I'm better than bi I love everyone" type of "pansexual". No, pansexuals do not love all, maybe in a social sense but not in a romantic/sexual sense. I guarantee there is a type of person you would not go for (MtF, FtM type thing) as all people have a personal preference.

By your own definition of gender you are bisexual.
User avatar #533 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
Nor do you understand Pansexuality, so we're STILL in the same boat. (And unlikely. If you're sexually attracted enough to something to get it up in the first place, you're probably either very repressed or again, have a very low libido. Don't blame me for thinking you're not part of the 1% general population)

And you being Asexual doesn't speak for Pansexuals either, now does it (or Bisexuals for that matter)? And you obviously think you're of a higher caste and wiser than those around you, because you're judging me for the EXACT, LITERAL EXACT thing you're doing, speaking for a sexuality that isn't my own, oh the god damn irony. I never said they did, holy shit, do you just read half my comments and stop? I said they just DON'T CARE, which they don't, as it's part of the definition, which is made BY Pansexuals! You seem to be confusing the definition for Pansexual with Bisexual (although even then, Bisexuals have their own personal preference to things. They feel attraction to both genitalia, but they still prefer a certain look and type of people. The same way Pansexuals do, although Pansexuals don't care about the genetalia you have, their focus is more on things you can't exactly motorboat).

By Oxfords definition of gender, I'm Pansexual; but their definition, you're also wrong
User avatar #565 - sheepysquirrel (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't believe you are really pansexual, you don't believe I am asexual. Let's have fun with that.
User avatar #584 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
Belief has nothing to do with it. Neither of us can speak for the others sexuality. You know you're not interested in sex, you can be Asexual all you want; I know I'm not attracted to cocks but wouldn't care if my love interest happened to be a guy, I can be Pansexual all I want. How about we both stop being pretentious asshats, thinking we're better than eachother, and just agree that sexuality is such a broad subject that neither of us can say a single solid thing about it
User avatar #594 - sheepysquirrel (03/19/2013) [-]
..yes...I will agree with that.
#154 - Check your privilege, you white, cis-gendered, male scum … 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +1
#151 - I think she was just trying to get attention. We just had a wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +1
User avatar #172 - demonchain (03/19/2013) [-]
I'll have to agree. The world still consists of nothing but morons. Especially teenagers...
#107 - Indeed, because sexuality is a very broad thing. It's not like… 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags 0
#105 - No, that's Omnisexual Pansexuality is where you're at…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +4
User avatar #106 - krasnogvardiech (03/19/2013) [-]
Ah. My bad. Thanks for that, then.

I remain in awe of the Omnisexuals. Pioneers in the truest sense.
#104 - You're open minded This is sexuality flags, not sexua… 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags 0
#102 - Incorrect. Pansexuality is where you're attracted to someone r…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +1
User avatar #228 - mourningspawn (03/19/2013) [-]
My mistake. was gonna say something like that but didnt want it to sound like animals or something
User avatar #296 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
No, no, no, they're not furries
User avatar #964 - mourningspawn (03/19/2013) [-]
I know this...
#101 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +1
User avatar #356 - ravertoby (03/19/2013) [-]
Um...That is what I said.

A pansexual doesn't care for the gender of the one they are attracted to, ei they can like anyone no matter if there is a penis or vagina involved. They could be genderless and a pansexual would not care.
User avatar #439 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
Well no, if you were genderless that would be very creepy

Although you're correct, I suppose I just took your comment in the wrong context and took it upon myself to try and correct it. I apologize, that was my mistake
User avatar #455 - ravertoby (03/19/2013) [-]
Pfffft. I'd still be fine with genderless. They still have looks and hopefully a personality.
User avatar #465 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
Well it depends if they look pleasing or not. I mean, I myself would be weirded out if I met someone with features that seemed to change gender or would look fine on either gender, but to each their own I very well suppose
#100 - Incorrect. Pansexuality is where you're attracted to someone r… 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +1
#99 - No, that's Omnisexual  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +1
#161 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
no, that's sexual
#98 - It probably does 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +2
#97 - No. Allow me to explain; Bisexual is attraction to BOTH genita…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +5
User avatar #129 - demonchain (03/19/2013) [-]
I've once had a conversation with a girl claimed to be a pansexual. She said, and I quote: "Pansexuals pretty much fuck everything with a pulse."
Now, regardless if that were true, best explanation ever.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
I think she was just trying to get attention. We just had a whole "Bisexuality" craze at my school where nearly every emo and female thought they were bisexual (But would never sleep with a member of the same sex "Cause that's gross")
User avatar #172 - demonchain (03/19/2013) [-]
I'll have to agree. The world still consists of nothing but morons. Especially teenagers...
#18 - Pansexual is sexual attraction to your partner regardless of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +15
#19 - klick (03/19/2013) [-]
Okay. I think I better understand.

Thank you Captain!
#17 - Pansexuality is sexual attraction to your partner regardless o…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +29
User avatar #217 - sheepysquirrel (03/19/2013) [-]
Pansexual is a person who will ignore genders because they prefer the personality over the person. If a true pansexual was on a dating site and they were chatting with someone they though was hot physically in the photo but they turned out to look entirely different, would still be happy if they liked their personality.

The reason for confusion of what this means is because a pansexual WOULD ignore gender so people think it means that they like all genders, but that is not true. If that was the case no one would be pansexual because everyone has a preference.

The term "bisexual" needs to be updated because it means you are interested in 2 or more genders. The reason it is "bisexual" is because "bi" means 2, and when the term came around there were only 2 accepted genders. So if someone is sexually attracted to 2 or more genders they are still bisexual, but if they prefer a personality over physical appearance, they are pansexual.

Disregard this all you want, but by definition that is a pansexual.
User avatar #289 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
No it's not. That's like saying you can be Asexual and KINDA like sex, but you can't. An Asexual person is someone who doesn't feel sexual attraction period, if you even feel it a little, you're not Asexual, you just have a very low libido

A Pansexual person will not ignore genders, they still watch porn, they still have certain fetishes that have relation to gender, they simply don't care

What the hell are you talking about? There ARE only two genders, a boy and a girl (I swear, if you take those people who consider themselves eagle-wolves or whatever the fuck they think they are seriously and think of them as their own gender I'm going to hunt you down and molest you). It does NOT need to be updated for this reason, there is only two sets of genitalia someone can have, sometimes they can even have both, but they still can only HAVE the two, there is no third. Bisexuality means attraction to BOTH.

And no, liking personality over appearance does not make you Pansexual, that just means you're not shallow; Pansexual people simply don't care what gender you are because they base sexual attraction off of personality. Or rather, a clearer definition would be "Someone who is sexually attracted to a personality they enjoy"

"Not limited or inhibited in sexual choice with regard to gender or activity." No, THAT'S the definition of Pansexual. (I apologize to any other Pansexual people here whom I may have offended, I'm just speaking from my own experience)
User avatar #358 - sheepysquirrel (03/19/2013) [-]
As a biromantic asexual, your definition of asexuality is wrong. I WOULD have sex but only if I was in love with someone.


I am referring to herms, intersex, etc. on the "more than one gender" thing.
It is literally impossible to be gender blind, unless you are out having flings with everyone of ever orientation you will always have a preference. You can CLAIM to not care, but even most bisexuals wouldn't care if their partner was trans or anything else.
User avatar #463 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
And speaking as a Pansexual, YOU'RE wrong about your last definition. So I suppose we're even, aren't we? (By the way, Bi-romantic only means you could have romantic feelings for both sexes, I.E. kissing, cuddling. If you want to have sex at all, or feel some type of attraction to the point of wanting to have sex, you're not Asexual, sorry to break it to you, you're not special, you just have a very low libido)

I'm sure you were, but there's still no more than two genders. Just because a woman has a penis or no genitalia doesn't mean they're a third gender.

I never claimed Pansexuals were gender blind or that they didn't have a preference, I just said they don't care, which they don't, that's the god-damn definition. (By the way, what you say about how it's impossible to not care is like saying it's impossible for someone to be impartial to music, or food, or outdoor activities. Which isn't true). And you can speak for most Bisexuals because you're 'Asexual'? I know plenty of Bisexuals who are grossed out by that sort of thing, and even have a close transgender friend that had worse experiences with Bisexuals and gays than he's had with straight people
User avatar #476 - sheepysquirrel (03/19/2013) [-]
You still do not understand asexuality, an asexual has no drive for sex, I do not. I would have sex for the pleasure of my partner alone but personally I am grossed out by it and find it pointless.


You being pansexual does not speak for all pansexuals and you are obviously the typical "I'm better than bi I love everyone" type of "pansexual". No, pansexuals do not love all, maybe in a social sense but not in a romantic/sexual sense. I guarantee there is a type of person you would not go for (MtF, FtM type thing) as all people have a personal preference.

By your own definition of gender you are bisexual.
User avatar #533 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
Nor do you understand Pansexuality, so we're STILL in the same boat. (And unlikely. If you're sexually attracted enough to something to get it up in the first place, you're probably either very repressed or again, have a very low libido. Don't blame me for thinking you're not part of the 1% general population)

And you being Asexual doesn't speak for Pansexuals either, now does it (or Bisexuals for that matter)? And you obviously think you're of a higher caste and wiser than those around you, because you're judging me for the EXACT, LITERAL EXACT thing you're doing, speaking for a sexuality that isn't my own, oh the god damn irony. I never said they did, holy shit, do you just read half my comments and stop? I said they just DON'T CARE, which they don't, as it's part of the definition, which is made BY Pansexuals! You seem to be confusing the definition for Pansexual with Bisexual (although even then, Bisexuals have their own personal preference to things. They feel attraction to both genitalia, but they still prefer a certain look and type of people. The same way Pansexuals do, although Pansexuals don't care about the genetalia you have, their focus is more on things you can't exactly motorboat).

By Oxfords definition of gender, I'm Pansexual; but their definition, you're also wrong
User avatar #565 - sheepysquirrel (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't believe you are really pansexual, you don't believe I am asexual. Let's have fun with that.
User avatar #584 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
Belief has nothing to do with it. Neither of us can speak for the others sexuality. You know you're not interested in sex, you can be Asexual all you want; I know I'm not attracted to cocks but wouldn't care if my love interest happened to be a guy, I can be Pansexual all I want. How about we both stop being pretentious asshats, thinking we're better than eachother, and just agree that sexuality is such a broad subject that neither of us can say a single solid thing about it
User avatar #594 - sheepysquirrel (03/19/2013) [-]
..yes...I will agree with that.
#81 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
So basically bisexual
User avatar #97 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
No. Allow me to explain; Bisexual is attraction to BOTH genitalia, as in, you find penises and vaginas sexy. Pansexuality is where you're attracted to them REGARDLESS of genitalia, so you don't care if they have penises or vaginas as long as you like them

Imagine your perfect woman, everything that suits you in every way, shape, or form. Now, make her a man. For a Bisexual person, they MAY still find them sexually attractive and want to be with them, although for different reasons. For a Pansexual person, it wouldn't matter and they would still love them

In Laymans terms: Bisexuality is finding both genitalia sexy, while Pansexuality is just not giving a shit
User avatar #129 - demonchain (03/19/2013) [-]
I've once had a conversation with a girl claimed to be a pansexual. She said, and I quote: "Pansexuals pretty much fuck everything with a pulse."
Now, regardless if that were true, best explanation ever.
User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
I think she was just trying to get attention. We just had a whole "Bisexuality" craze at my school where nearly every emo and female thought they were bisexual (But would never sleep with a member of the same sex "Cause that's gross")
User avatar #172 - demonchain (03/19/2013) [-]
I'll have to agree. The world still consists of nothing but morons. Especially teenagers...
#51 - arctickoala (03/19/2013) [-]
And here I was all excited, thinking my fetish for cooking equipment finally had a name...
User avatar #98 - captainfuckitall (03/19/2013) [-]
It probably does
#47 - I was listening to "City" by Hollywood Undead as I r… 03/18/2013 on The Tale of Winston Sexton -1
#106 - Probably this summer. Don't worry, I care more about my work t… 03/18/2013 on True story 0
#20 - I better be, I'm writing a novel on it (not girls, I mean. Jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2013 on True story +1
User avatar #75 - corkscrew (03/18/2013) [-]
when will said book be released?
I fell as if I speak for most people on this site, but I would be interested in said book if it was for a reasonable price
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (03/18/2013) [-]
Probably this summer. Don't worry, I care more about my work than I do about money, it'll be fairly cheap
User avatar #21 - diverdee (03/17/2013) [-]
successful people actually go on this site?
also promote it on here, you are gonna save a lot of lonely guys nonexistence love life :)
#18 - Okay, don't listen to these guys, they have good advice but th…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2013 on True story +6
User avatar #19 - diverdee (03/17/2013) [-]
what i was just about to say! damn you are good!!
User avatar #20 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2013) [-]
I better be, I'm writing a novel on it (not girls, I mean. Just life and how to deal with it in general, relationships is the first chapter. It explains all of it there)
User avatar #75 - corkscrew (03/18/2013) [-]
when will said book be released?
I fell as if I speak for most people on this site, but I would be interested in said book if it was for a reasonable price
User avatar #106 - captainfuckitall (03/18/2013) [-]
Probably this summer. Don't worry, I care more about my work than I do about money, it'll be fairly cheap
User avatar #21 - diverdee (03/17/2013) [-]
successful people actually go on this site?
also promote it on here, you are gonna save a lot of lonely guys nonexistence love life :)
#5 - "Do you like Tapes and CD's? Cause Imma tape my dick to y…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on Sloth Meme 0
User avatar #7 - liptose (03/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you check my profile i posted those... I didn't get far.
#11 - Don't make him wreck that booty, Tom. He's a warrior... 03/17/2013 on Fuck Im scared +3
#6 - You're delicious  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on gender stereotypes +1
User avatar #7 - ktbmnf (03/17/2013) [-]
not sure if compliment, or i should feel extremely disturbed. either way, c:
#4 - Good for you, I'm very proud of you. And don't kid yourself, I…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2013 on gender stereotypes +1
User avatar #5 - ktbmnf (03/17/2013) [-]
yeah, i dont think "video games" is much of a hobby... im quite talented when it comes to the physical side of IT :D

btw your name, its delicious.
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2013) [-]
You're delicious
User avatar #7 - ktbmnf (03/17/2013) [-]
not sure if compliment, or i should feel extremely disturbed. either way, c:
#1 - I wonder if any of these feminists or misogynists ever thought…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/17/2013 on gender stereotypes +4
User avatar #2 - ktbmnf (03/17/2013) [-]
truth be told, i dont want to enforce anything onto one of my future (lol who am i kidding, foreveralone/jpg), like, if they want something, all they need to do is ask. "can we go to an amusement park" "sure thing kiddo, whenever its open next we will go!" or "can i have this doll? "sure thing!"
#10 - longboarding (03/17/2013) [-]
Don't spoil them too much or they'll become little cunts like 2 of my 3 sisters who dropped out of their super senior year of college fully paid for by my father. My mom spoiled them but not me and my 2nd oldest sister and we've turned out the best by far.
User avatar #11 - ktbmnf (03/17/2013) [-]
yeah, everything in the right proportions. i dont want to spoil him/her/them.
User avatar #4 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2013) [-]
Good for you, I'm very proud of you. And don't kid yourself, I'm sure you'll find a love someday, just be confidant and pick up a few hobbies (it'll give you some talent and something to talk about)
User avatar #5 - ktbmnf (03/17/2013) [-]
yeah, i dont think "video games" is much of a hobby... im quite talented when it comes to the physical side of IT :D

btw your name, its delicious.
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (03/17/2013) [-]
You're delicious
User avatar #7 - ktbmnf (03/17/2013) [-]
not sure if compliment, or i should feel extremely disturbed. either way, c:
#4 - I remember seeing one of these on Facebook and my first though… 03/17/2013 on God damn it facebook 0

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User avatar #483 - aerosol (15 hours ago) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (14 hours ago) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (14 hours ago) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, ******** , and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
#436 - captainspankmonkey (07/04/2011) [-]
Happy 4th of july!
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