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#7 - There was also the "Anderson Pooper" Scene... 09/19/2013 on Silly Americans +1
#606 - And if they did so, what else would you propose?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Tears Morgan 0
User avatar #614 - PubLandlord (09/19/2013) [-]
Well I would imagine going up against a country that spends more on their military than the next 10 countries combined i wouldn't be easy

It seems pretty stupid to be trying to defend yourselves agains ta possible dystopian future when you're currently living in one and doing nothing to address it
User avatar #616 - captainfuckitall (09/19/2013) [-]
That's the point. Besides, just because something may be more powerful than you does not mean you shouldn't fight against it.
User avatar #622 - PubLandlord (09/20/2013) [-]
So you're saying I should start arming myself to fight the US army on the off chance they attack the UK

User avatar #630 - captainfuckitall (09/20/2013) [-]
Or anyone else who may threaten your life and well-being
#15 - The Ukraine is weak. 09/19/2013 on Dream Girls 0
#16 - This just goes to prove that just because you are overweight d…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on well then -2
#28 - pigsnax (09/19/2013) [-]
Well.


Gr8 b8, m8.
#6 - That's exactly why she's putting the money away 09/19/2013 on Two Kinds of People 0
#68 - I still love you 09/19/2013 on Forgot to login -3
#12 - YEAH!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Tumblingbling +40
User avatar #13 - matamune (09/19/2013) [-]
F**K YEAH!
#27 - pwnmissilereborn (09/19/2013) [-]
OH YEAH!
User avatar #205 - funnyjunkforlife (09/19/2013) [-]
Yes
#16 - You don't pay. It was part of a program already set up; it sti… 09/18/2013 on Maths 0
#14 - Honestly? I quit school. Took online courses instead, and just…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Maths 0
#15 - zyketor (09/18/2013) [-]
So if you live in an area that bad, how the hell did you get the money to pay for an online school?
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
You don't pay. It was part of a program already set up; it still had pretty stupid questions, but at least I didn't have to deal with anybody else.
#12 - I'm well aware, and I'm not even kidding. Most of the kids in …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Maths 0
#13 - zyketor (09/18/2013) [-]
Ouch.....

So how did you get so above their intelligence then?
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
Honestly? I quit school. Took online courses instead, and just studied at home all the time. Got my diploma just fine and didn't have to deal with any bullshit
#15 - zyketor (09/18/2013) [-]
So if you live in an area that bad, how the hell did you get the money to pay for an online school?
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
You don't pay. It was part of a program already set up; it still had pretty stupid questions, but at least I didn't have to deal with anybody else.
#542 - I only recently got into it, actually. I'm a Canadian, it's no…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan 0
User avatar #545 - Ruspanic (09/18/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#10 - I absolutely hate questions like that, and I had them all thro…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Maths +38
#11 - zyketor (09/18/2013) [-]
High School?

Seriously dude, either that's an incredibly obvious lie, or you went to High School in a place where apparently the average IQ of the students was lower than the average IQ of the squirrels.
User avatar #29 - Maroon (09/19/2013) [-]
For reference, the state mandated standardized test we took my junior year asked us what shape a refrigerator was. The whole test was like that. They gave us 3 hours for it. I didn't know if I wanted to laugh or cry.
User avatar #28 - Maroon (09/19/2013) [-]
If you are not in the advanced classes you get to experience the joys of teaching to the lowest common denominator.
User avatar #17 - navadae (09/18/2013) [-]
you just described about 80% of the high schools in america
#18 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - navadae (09/18/2013) [-]
...why does everyone always take me seriously? it's tiring

the two i went to were like that though
#20 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - navadae (09/18/2013) [-]
i live in america, and i dont give a rats arse about spelling and grammar online, it matters little
User avatar #22 - mitchr (09/18/2013) [-]
For someone who doesn't care about spelling, you have an innate ability in it.

And, more importantly, I half agree with you. Sure, there are some people like that, but that's a given. There are dumbasses everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
EVERYWHERE.

everywhere.
User avatar #23 - navadae (09/18/2013) [-]
everywhere indeed.. but aye what i mean about the spelling and grammar thing.. as you`ll note, i don't bother to properly capitalize or punctuate the majority of my run-on sentences.. spelling, for the most part i`ll just blame that on books instead of anything else, i don't like short-hand but if i misspell a word i`ll just learn the correct spelling.. it's less for an "internets sake" sort of deal and more "i want to better myself"
User avatar #24 - mitchr (09/18/2013) [-]
Then that's the right way to do it. Don't care about what people think; care about making yourself a better person. You sir have your priorities straight.
User avatar #25 - navadae (09/18/2013) [-]
ma'am* and thank you hehe
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm well aware, and I'm not even kidding. Most of the kids in my school smoked pot and the teachers didn't even want to try anymore, so that's really what I blame it on (and where my bias against pot comes from)
#13 - zyketor (09/18/2013) [-]
Ouch.....

So how did you get so above their intelligence then?
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
Honestly? I quit school. Took online courses instead, and just studied at home all the time. Got my diploma just fine and didn't have to deal with any bullshit
#15 - zyketor (09/18/2013) [-]
So if you live in an area that bad, how the hell did you get the money to pay for an online school?
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
You don't pay. It was part of a program already set up; it still had pretty stupid questions, but at least I didn't have to deal with anybody else.
#133 - The same way that the child, in most occasions, has a way to g… 09/18/2013 on bill gates on life 0
#519 - In a debate, it's common courtesy to get your own evidence rat…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan 0
User avatar #533 - Ruspanic (09/18/2013) [-]
I just assumed the UK gun ban was common knowledge, at least for people interested in the gun control debate.

I don't feel like getting into the debate and I didn't intend to refute your point, only provide a well-known counterexample of a European country in which guns are actually banned.
User avatar #542 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
I only recently got into it, actually. I'm a Canadian, it's not so nearly as large an issue here.
User avatar #545 - Ruspanic (09/18/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#119 - You have your opinion, I have mine. 09/18/2013 on bill gates on life 0
#110 - So? You're not forced to buy the ticket, and losing your money…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on bill gates on life 0
User avatar #115 - rockamekishiko (09/18/2013) [-]
it all comes down to, that in general, life isn't fair
User avatar #119 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
You have your opinion, I have mine.
#104 - They bought the ticket, they deserved to win; that doesn't mea…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2013 on bill gates on life 0
User avatar #108 - rockamekishiko (09/18/2013) [-]
a lot of people buy ticket's, only 1 wins. Many times you can prevent but not always - that's why it's not fair. Those are just three examples.
User avatar #110 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
So? You're not forced to buy the ticket, and losing your money is a risk that comes with it. Again, just because there are risks doesn't mean it's not fair, it just means it's risky.

What's not fair is not being able to get proper medical attention in certain parts of the world. But that doesn't mean life is not fair, it just means people are greedy; I stand by my previous statement.
User avatar #115 - rockamekishiko (09/18/2013) [-]
it all comes down to, that in general, life isn't fair
User avatar #119 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
You have your opinion, I have mine.
#423 - I didn't include it myself, it was included in the rights of t…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan 0
User avatar #605 - PubLandlord (09/19/2013) [-]
But thinking you're somehow going to all rise up against the government and fight them on the streets seems pretty ridiculous
User avatar #606 - captainfuckitall (09/19/2013) [-]
And if they did so, what else would you propose?
User avatar #614 - PubLandlord (09/19/2013) [-]
Well I would imagine going up against a country that spends more on their military than the next 10 countries combined i wouldn't be easy

It seems pretty stupid to be trying to defend yourselves agains ta possible dystopian future when you're currently living in one and doing nothing to address it
User avatar #616 - captainfuckitall (09/19/2013) [-]
That's the point. Besides, just because something may be more powerful than you does not mean you shouldn't fight against it.
User avatar #622 - PubLandlord (09/20/2013) [-]
So you're saying I should start arming myself to fight the US army on the off chance they attack the UK

User avatar #630 - captainfuckitall (09/20/2013) [-]
Or anyone else who may threaten your life and well-being
#415 - There is a problem that needs addressing, but it's not taking …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan 0
User avatar #420 - PubLandlord (09/18/2013) [-]
I can understand the criminal aspect, that is a fair and valid point


The government tyranny bit is so asinine, that's the sort of tin foil hat stuff, I mean really even including the need to own a gun to "protect yourself from the government" just doesn't have any place in the debate.

Looking at the army , size of government , western world, the UN , the EU all the comparisons people like ALex Jones make to Germany Russia and China are so wildly out of context

User avatar #423 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
I didn't include it myself, it was included in the rights of the constitution and is one of the reasons it's there in the first-place, I was simply repeating it. Even so, saying it's impossible for a government to try and dominate its citizens seems a bit naive Especially considering the laws and regulations that have already been broken by the government
User avatar #605 - PubLandlord (09/19/2013) [-]
But thinking you're somehow going to all rise up against the government and fight them on the streets seems pretty ridiculous
User avatar #606 - captainfuckitall (09/19/2013) [-]
And if they did so, what else would you propose?
User avatar #614 - PubLandlord (09/19/2013) [-]
Well I would imagine going up against a country that spends more on their military than the next 10 countries combined i wouldn't be easy

It seems pretty stupid to be trying to defend yourselves agains ta possible dystopian future when you're currently living in one and doing nothing to address it
User avatar #616 - captainfuckitall (09/19/2013) [-]
That's the point. Besides, just because something may be more powerful than you does not mean you shouldn't fight against it.
User avatar #622 - PubLandlord (09/20/2013) [-]
So you're saying I should start arming myself to fight the US army on the off chance they attack the UK

User avatar #630 - captainfuckitall (09/20/2013) [-]
Or anyone else who may threaten your life and well-being
#408 - You're not being realistic, you're being the exact reason why … 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan +3
#402 - And yet if nobody caved in, they couldn't do that, could they?…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan +3
User avatar #405 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
im being realistic, youre being dead, it helps no one to die pointlessly, but again, THEY ARENT MONSTERS, why dont any american get that, the government arent aliens, they are fucking people
#465 - Dlsqueak (09/18/2013) [-]
I would gladly give my life fighting tyranny in hopes that my children could live free.
User avatar #476 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
you wont have any children, and if you do and act like this they will die with you
#486 - Dlsqueak (09/18/2013) [-]
Not necessarily, precautions could be taken to keep them safe (and would be taken). Life isn't black and white no matter how much you wish it to be so.
User avatar #494 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
i doubt you have the resources to do such things, and fighting the government isnt the way to go dude, every fucking rebellion ever except for maybe the original american one have thrown the country straight to hell and made it several times worse, and the american one worked cause the leaders of the country did it
User avatar #427 - thebannedzombie (09/18/2013) [-]
Hitler, Stalin and Mao were all fucking people too.

Hitler was democratically elected, Stalin was given his seat by his fellow government officials, and the people raised Mao to the throne.

Our current government is not made up of monsters, and at no point since the founding of our nation have the people had need of an armed insurrection. The fact we have not needed it yet does not change the purpose behind the words written in our bill of rights to ensure our continued freedom. Nothing lasts forever, and everything changes, and the second amendment exists to give the American people the power to make those changes their bitch, and control their own destinies.

Redbullfanatic asked for reasons why a civilian would need an assault rifle, I gave an answer. And if assault rifles are so useless, why are insurgents in the middle east, armed with little more than Assault rifles and IED's, able to continue a war with the greatest military in the world for over 10 fucking years? The insurgents are a insignificant minority there, now imagine half the fucking nation armed and pissed off.

Summary? We don't need them now, but we need to have them to be prepared for when a day comes that we do need them.
User avatar #432 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
you know why assault rifles are useless? CAUSE ITS MADE TO FUCKING KILL PEOPLE! IT HAS NO OTHER USE THAN FUCKING KILLING PEOPLE! ITS THE REASON SEVERAL MURDERERS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY KILLED MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE AT ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY
User avatar #439 - thebannedzombie (09/18/2013) [-]
I would disagree, given that every one of those mass murders have occurred in a "gun free zone". The only reason the death tolls were so high is that no-one else in the are was allowed to carry a weapon. That and near all of those mass murders you are referring to were done with handguns, or non-automatic rifles (meaning they were not AR's). When all law abiding citizens are forced to leave their guns behind. And you walk into one of those hippie "gun free zones" with a jacket full of extra clips, shooting unarmed civilians with a pistol or an assault rifle makes little difference.

Also, don't get your panties so bunched up. My argument was perfectly valid, and using caps to try and make your point seem more valid is rather childish. That, and them being efficient at killing people doesn't make my comment any less valid.
User avatar #440 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
there is literally no fucking point to owning an assault rifle unless for hobby or for being a killer, and i dont think its a good idea to make it easy for the killers cause you wanna feel like your dick is big
#458 - devildogpratt (09/18/2013) [-]
have any facts or are you just going to reply on name calling and 'muh feelins'?
User avatar #466 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
who are you? this conversation isnt with you, and please go ahead and give me some good reasons why civilians should own assault rifles
(btw protecting yourself from the government is a retarded argument and i dont take people who use it seriously)
User avatar #452 - thebannedzombie (09/18/2013) [-]
Petty insults only serve to further belittle you already weak argument. Ensured protection against foreign or domestic tyranny is a perfectly valid reason. The fact that you continually ignore everything I say makes this rather difficult but I will say it once more. Very few mass killings are carried out with assault rifles. The ones done with handguns tend to have higher casualty rates.

You are beginning to try my patience, your inability to respond to a statement properly makes having a discussion with you unpleasant. Either reply to what is said in a comment or don't use the reply button.
User avatar #456 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
i have replied to civilians owning assault rifles, theres simply no point, and dont say its to protect yourself from the government, really dude you dont even believe that yourself
User avatar #408 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
You're not being realistic, you're being the exact reason why it's so easy to rule over people. I wouldn't be dying pointlessly, I would be dying standing by my principles, and I would rather die doing that than living without them.

You say that as if people aren't capable of evil.
#388 - Then they would be ruler of nothing, and that's counter-produc…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan +3
User avatar #395 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
or they make an example out of you and enjoy ruling the rest of the scared sheep
User avatar #402 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
And yet if nobody caved in, they couldn't do that, could they?

You're STILL being very cowardly, you value your life over the principles of freedom and happiness, even of other people, and that speaks very ill of your character.
User avatar #405 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
im being realistic, youre being dead, it helps no one to die pointlessly, but again, THEY ARENT MONSTERS, why dont any american get that, the government arent aliens, they are fucking people
#465 - Dlsqueak (09/18/2013) [-]
I would gladly give my life fighting tyranny in hopes that my children could live free.
User avatar #476 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
you wont have any children, and if you do and act like this they will die with you
#486 - Dlsqueak (09/18/2013) [-]
Not necessarily, precautions could be taken to keep them safe (and would be taken). Life isn't black and white no matter how much you wish it to be so.
User avatar #494 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
i doubt you have the resources to do such things, and fighting the government isnt the way to go dude, every fucking rebellion ever except for maybe the original american one have thrown the country straight to hell and made it several times worse, and the american one worked cause the leaders of the country did it
User avatar #427 - thebannedzombie (09/18/2013) [-]
Hitler, Stalin and Mao were all fucking people too.

Hitler was democratically elected, Stalin was given his seat by his fellow government officials, and the people raised Mao to the throne.

Our current government is not made up of monsters, and at no point since the founding of our nation have the people had need of an armed insurrection. The fact we have not needed it yet does not change the purpose behind the words written in our bill of rights to ensure our continued freedom. Nothing lasts forever, and everything changes, and the second amendment exists to give the American people the power to make those changes their bitch, and control their own destinies.

Redbullfanatic asked for reasons why a civilian would need an assault rifle, I gave an answer. And if assault rifles are so useless, why are insurgents in the middle east, armed with little more than Assault rifles and IED's, able to continue a war with the greatest military in the world for over 10 fucking years? The insurgents are a insignificant minority there, now imagine half the fucking nation armed and pissed off.

Summary? We don't need them now, but we need to have them to be prepared for when a day comes that we do need them.
User avatar #432 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
you know why assault rifles are useless? CAUSE ITS MADE TO FUCKING KILL PEOPLE! IT HAS NO OTHER USE THAN FUCKING KILLING PEOPLE! ITS THE REASON SEVERAL MURDERERS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY KILLED MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE AT ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY
User avatar #439 - thebannedzombie (09/18/2013) [-]
I would disagree, given that every one of those mass murders have occurred in a "gun free zone". The only reason the death tolls were so high is that no-one else in the are was allowed to carry a weapon. That and near all of those mass murders you are referring to were done with handguns, or non-automatic rifles (meaning they were not AR's). When all law abiding citizens are forced to leave their guns behind. And you walk into one of those hippie "gun free zones" with a jacket full of extra clips, shooting unarmed civilians with a pistol or an assault rifle makes little difference.

Also, don't get your panties so bunched up. My argument was perfectly valid, and using caps to try and make your point seem more valid is rather childish. That, and them being efficient at killing people doesn't make my comment any less valid.
User avatar #440 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
there is literally no fucking point to owning an assault rifle unless for hobby or for being a killer, and i dont think its a good idea to make it easy for the killers cause you wanna feel like your dick is big
#458 - devildogpratt (09/18/2013) [-]
have any facts or are you just going to reply on name calling and 'muh feelins'?
User avatar #466 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
who are you? this conversation isnt with you, and please go ahead and give me some good reasons why civilians should own assault rifles
(btw protecting yourself from the government is a retarded argument and i dont take people who use it seriously)
User avatar #452 - thebannedzombie (09/18/2013) [-]
Petty insults only serve to further belittle you already weak argument. Ensured protection against foreign or domestic tyranny is a perfectly valid reason. The fact that you continually ignore everything I say makes this rather difficult but I will say it once more. Very few mass killings are carried out with assault rifles. The ones done with handguns tend to have higher casualty rates.

You are beginning to try my patience, your inability to respond to a statement properly makes having a discussion with you unpleasant. Either reply to what is said in a comment or don't use the reply button.
User avatar #456 - admiralen (09/18/2013) [-]
i have replied to civilians owning assault rifles, theres simply no point, and dont say its to protect yourself from the government, really dude you dont even believe that yourself
User avatar #408 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
You're not being realistic, you're being the exact reason why it's so easy to rule over people. I wouldn't be dying pointlessly, I would be dying standing by my principles, and I would rather die doing that than living without them.

You say that as if people aren't capable of evil.
#386 - It is within your rights to live safely, but you do not have a…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan 0
User avatar #409 - PubLandlord (09/18/2013) [-]
But it's the interviewer who is trying to get them to admit that there is a problem which needs addressing

Like Piers Morgan, three people came on the show to instead of talk about solutions they were defending a system which is broken, at least ackowlege a problem and take steps to fix it .

Why not just have hand guns be legal or shot guns, they can defend you in the home and on the street ?
User avatar #415 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
There is a problem that needs addressing, but it's not taking rights away, and that's the point many of those same interviewers try to make.

They can, but criminals don't care about laws and will get guns much more suited for killing rather than defense, and it's up to me to defend myself accordingly. Furthermore, that doesn't defend me from the government, which is what a militia is made-for in the first place.
User avatar #420 - PubLandlord (09/18/2013) [-]
I can understand the criminal aspect, that is a fair and valid point


The government tyranny bit is so asinine, that's the sort of tin foil hat stuff, I mean really even including the need to own a gun to "protect yourself from the government" just doesn't have any place in the debate.

Looking at the army , size of government , western world, the UN , the EU all the comparisons people like ALex Jones make to Germany Russia and China are so wildly out of context

User avatar #423 - captainfuckitall (09/18/2013) [-]
I didn't include it myself, it was included in the rights of the constitution and is one of the reasons it's there in the first-place, I was simply repeating it. Even so, saying it's impossible for a government to try and dominate its citizens seems a bit naive Especially considering the laws and regulations that have already been broken by the government
User avatar #605 - PubLandlord (09/19/2013) [-]
But thinking you're somehow going to all rise up against the government and fight them on the streets seems pretty ridiculous
User avatar #606 - captainfuckitall (09/19/2013) [-]
And if they did so, what else would you propose?
User avatar #614 - PubLandlord (09/19/2013) [-]
Well I would imagine going up against a country that spends more on their military than the next 10 countries combined i wouldn't be easy

It seems pretty stupid to be trying to defend yourselves agains ta possible dystopian future when you're currently living in one and doing nothing to address it
User avatar #616 - captainfuckitall (09/19/2013) [-]
That's the point. Besides, just because something may be more powerful than you does not mean you shouldn't fight against it.
User avatar #622 - PubLandlord (09/20/2013) [-]
So you're saying I should start arming myself to fight the US army on the off chance they attack the UK

User avatar #630 - captainfuckitall (09/20/2013) [-]
Or anyone else who may threaten your life and well-being
#379 - They have, actually. F.B.I. can raid houses and kill people (a… 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan +2
#92 - Did you lock everything before you left? Do you have an adequa… 09/18/2013 on bill gates on life 0

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#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
#497 to #496 - miia ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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