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#34 - >Dislikes >Kevin Robinson from school **** yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Desyro's Wrath +5
User avatar #53 - bigblacknegro (11/18/2013) [-]
psssh......nothin personnel.......kid.......
#50 - sumbohde (11/18/2013) [-]
peace*
#7 - As I said when the last time this question was asked, we're al… 11/18/2013 on First and Last +2
#20 - As sad as this is, I ******* lost it as "Zuko's Pe… 11/18/2013 on Who's with me? +5
#31 - Funnyjunk 11/18/2013 on it's habbaning 0
#3 - What if dogs are actually smart enough to do everything a huma…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Consider the Police fucked +3
#5 - anonemous (11/18/2013) [-]
#4 - Thank you, Based Hank. 11/17/2013 on Polite, yet Firm +5
#6 - I wanna stick my dick in it.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Is Oklahoma in the Middle... +1
User avatar #7 - mightypen (11/17/2013) [-]
*tentacle
#16 - It's almost like they've caught on to us. 11/17/2013 on Title +10
#23 - Well, completely ignoring that *********** of a sentenc… 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic 0
#22 - Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed. Ind… 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic 0
#7 - Thank you. 11/17/2013 on So... anyone remembers... +1
#19 - Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those thing… 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
#18 - I'm well aware they do, but I don't THINK they should, you see…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
#20 - fefe (11/17/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion on criminals, but personally disagree due to false convictions.

Anyways, have you been in a sheer clusterfuck of panic and anger?. I assure you, it's not easy to just get out of. Just think about people who get crushed by the panicked crowd from an itty bitty microwave fire. Everyone tries to get out. So they get crushed and get even more trapped. "Flight" is more accurately described as "freak the fuck out and run without looking wherever and get in even bigger shit than you originally were".

I'm not against your idea of shooting criminals that are obviously being criminals, but I'm against it in a riot. You might not think it, but many people do get trapped in such situations.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed.

Indeed I have, and then, if your scenario truly is correct, the best thing to do when seeing the police coming would be to lay down and put your heads on your head, your chances of being shot or sprayed are severely decreased, and you would be more believable when claiming you wanted to get out of there, but simply couldn't.

Which is exactly why I said Rubber Bullets, not real ones. Even if you truly ARE innocent, it'll heal in time and there won't be any permanent damage.
#15 - >I can't disprove any of his points, so I'm just going to i…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
User avatar #17 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't think of anything and he doesn't want to listen to my retarded crusading. I better act like he's trying to be smarter than me because I saw people on Reddit do it!
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those things were a perfect rebuttle to your things, which you still have yet to disprove if you can.
2: I'm not crusading, if you didn't want to hear my opinion you shouldn't have replied to me, it's called "cause and effect"
3: I'm sorry, I just literally cannot see how attacking my personal character could be ANYTHING but trying to escape the argument and seem superior with as little work as possible
4: Where the hell did the "Reddit" come from? Now who's babbling?
#13 - Human Rights ARE an opinion, actually. Unless you are a Theist…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
#16 - fefe (11/17/2013) [-]
Even criminals have human rights, buddy. Where are you? Saudi arabia?

Pepper spray and tear gas should really be all you need. Don't just senselessly shoot people. You'll hit an innocent.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm well aware they do, but I don't THINK they should, you see?

As stated, highly unlikely you'd hit an innocent person, as when people DON'T want to be part of a crime, they tend to, you know, get the fuck out of there. And again, as stated, if you are honestly just standing around gawking at people lighting cars on fire, perhaps you need to have some sense knocked into you by a firm kick to the head.
#20 - fefe (11/17/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion on criminals, but personally disagree due to false convictions.

Anyways, have you been in a sheer clusterfuck of panic and anger?. I assure you, it's not easy to just get out of. Just think about people who get crushed by the panicked crowd from an itty bitty microwave fire. Everyone tries to get out. So they get crushed and get even more trapped. "Flight" is more accurately described as "freak the fuck out and run without looking wherever and get in even bigger shit than you originally were".

I'm not against your idea of shooting criminals that are obviously being criminals, but I'm against it in a riot. You might not think it, but many people do get trapped in such situations.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed.

Indeed I have, and then, if your scenario truly is correct, the best thing to do when seeing the police coming would be to lay down and put your heads on your head, your chances of being shot or sprayed are severely decreased, and you would be more believable when claiming you wanted to get out of there, but simply couldn't.

Which is exactly why I said Rubber Bullets, not real ones. Even if you truly ARE innocent, it'll heal in time and there won't be any permanent damage.
User avatar #14 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah you're just babbling right now.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't disprove any of his points, so I'm just going to insult him and hope I look smarter
User avatar #17 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't think of anything and he doesn't want to listen to my retarded crusading. I better act like he's trying to be smarter than me because I saw people on Reddit do it!
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those things were a perfect rebuttle to your things, which you still have yet to disprove if you can.
2: I'm not crusading, if you didn't want to hear my opinion you shouldn't have replied to me, it's called "cause and effect"
3: I'm sorry, I just literally cannot see how attacking my personal character could be ANYTHING but trying to escape the argument and seem superior with as little work as possible
4: Where the hell did the "Reddit" come from? Now who's babbling?
#11 - And how do you decide that my opinion is wrong besides the obv…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
User avatar #12 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Human rights aren't you opinion, actually

And it's kinda hard to get out when people are running all over the place and shit's on fire, yo
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Human Rights ARE an opinion, actually. Unless you are a Theist who believes rights were given by a god, that's ALL they are, just opinions. And again, those are 'Human' rights, once you commit a crime you are nothing but scum and undeserving to be considered human until you pay for your crimes.

Didn't you literally just say "only 15 people actually did stuff"? It's kind of hard to imagine a good hoard of people getting drawn in by just '15 people'. Besides, again, unless literally everything is on fire, you could make it out of there just fine. The ONLY thing keeping you from physically leaving MIGHT just be a wall of people, in which case just squeezing through would get you out of there. You're really just scraping the bottom of the barrel to excuse their conduct, but there is no excuse.
#16 - fefe (11/17/2013) [-]
Even criminals have human rights, buddy. Where are you? Saudi arabia?

Pepper spray and tear gas should really be all you need. Don't just senselessly shoot people. You'll hit an innocent.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm well aware they do, but I don't THINK they should, you see?

As stated, highly unlikely you'd hit an innocent person, as when people DON'T want to be part of a crime, they tend to, you know, get the fuck out of there. And again, as stated, if you are honestly just standing around gawking at people lighting cars on fire, perhaps you need to have some sense knocked into you by a firm kick to the head.
#20 - fefe (11/17/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion on criminals, but personally disagree due to false convictions.

Anyways, have you been in a sheer clusterfuck of panic and anger?. I assure you, it's not easy to just get out of. Just think about people who get crushed by the panicked crowd from an itty bitty microwave fire. Everyone tries to get out. So they get crushed and get even more trapped. "Flight" is more accurately described as "freak the fuck out and run without looking wherever and get in even bigger shit than you originally were".

I'm not against your idea of shooting criminals that are obviously being criminals, but I'm against it in a riot. You might not think it, but many people do get trapped in such situations.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed.

Indeed I have, and then, if your scenario truly is correct, the best thing to do when seeing the police coming would be to lay down and put your heads on your head, your chances of being shot or sprayed are severely decreased, and you would be more believable when claiming you wanted to get out of there, but simply couldn't.

Which is exactly why I said Rubber Bullets, not real ones. Even if you truly ARE innocent, it'll heal in time and there won't be any permanent damage.
User avatar #14 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah you're just babbling right now.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't disprove any of his points, so I'm just going to insult him and hope I look smarter
User avatar #17 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't think of anything and he doesn't want to listen to my retarded crusading. I better act like he's trying to be smarter than me because I saw people on Reddit do it!
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those things were a perfect rebuttle to your things, which you still have yet to disprove if you can.
2: I'm not crusading, if you didn't want to hear my opinion you shouldn't have replied to me, it's called "cause and effect"
3: I'm sorry, I just literally cannot see how attacking my personal character could be ANYTHING but trying to escape the argument and seem superior with as little work as possible
4: Where the hell did the "Reddit" come from? Now who's babbling?
#9 - I don't give a **** . Once you participate in senseless …  [+] (12 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +1
User avatar #10 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay besides that all being wrong

HALF the people there were just caught in it

Only like, 15 guys were actually doing shit

Everyone else just got pulled into it
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
And how do you decide that my opinion is wrong besides the obvious "because I disagree with it".

No they fucking weren't, if you don't want to be part of a riot you get the hell out of there, if you are just standing there watching people flip cars like an idiot than maybe a hard knock to the head would do you some good.
User avatar #12 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Human rights aren't you opinion, actually

And it's kinda hard to get out when people are running all over the place and shit's on fire, yo
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Human Rights ARE an opinion, actually. Unless you are a Theist who believes rights were given by a god, that's ALL they are, just opinions. And again, those are 'Human' rights, once you commit a crime you are nothing but scum and undeserving to be considered human until you pay for your crimes.

Didn't you literally just say "only 15 people actually did stuff"? It's kind of hard to imagine a good hoard of people getting drawn in by just '15 people'. Besides, again, unless literally everything is on fire, you could make it out of there just fine. The ONLY thing keeping you from physically leaving MIGHT just be a wall of people, in which case just squeezing through would get you out of there. You're really just scraping the bottom of the barrel to excuse their conduct, but there is no excuse.
#16 - fefe (11/17/2013) [-]
Even criminals have human rights, buddy. Where are you? Saudi arabia?

Pepper spray and tear gas should really be all you need. Don't just senselessly shoot people. You'll hit an innocent.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm well aware they do, but I don't THINK they should, you see?

As stated, highly unlikely you'd hit an innocent person, as when people DON'T want to be part of a crime, they tend to, you know, get the fuck out of there. And again, as stated, if you are honestly just standing around gawking at people lighting cars on fire, perhaps you need to have some sense knocked into you by a firm kick to the head.
#20 - fefe (11/17/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion on criminals, but personally disagree due to false convictions.

Anyways, have you been in a sheer clusterfuck of panic and anger?. I assure you, it's not easy to just get out of. Just think about people who get crushed by the panicked crowd from an itty bitty microwave fire. Everyone tries to get out. So they get crushed and get even more trapped. "Flight" is more accurately described as "freak the fuck out and run without looking wherever and get in even bigger shit than you originally were".

I'm not against your idea of shooting criminals that are obviously being criminals, but I'm against it in a riot. You might not think it, but many people do get trapped in such situations.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed.

Indeed I have, and then, if your scenario truly is correct, the best thing to do when seeing the police coming would be to lay down and put your heads on your head, your chances of being shot or sprayed are severely decreased, and you would be more believable when claiming you wanted to get out of there, but simply couldn't.

Which is exactly why I said Rubber Bullets, not real ones. Even if you truly ARE innocent, it'll heal in time and there won't be any permanent damage.
User avatar #14 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah you're just babbling right now.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't disprove any of his points, so I'm just going to insult him and hope I look smarter
User avatar #17 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't think of anything and he doesn't want to listen to my retarded crusading. I better act like he's trying to be smarter than me because I saw people on Reddit do it!
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those things were a perfect rebuttle to your things, which you still have yet to disprove if you can.
2: I'm not crusading, if you didn't want to hear my opinion you shouldn't have replied to me, it's called "cause and effect"
3: I'm sorry, I just literally cannot see how attacking my personal character could be ANYTHING but trying to escape the argument and seem superior with as little work as possible
4: Where the hell did the "Reddit" come from? Now who's babbling?
#212 - Just saw a turtle evolve into a universe 10/10 … 11/17/2013 on I still feel ashamed +2
#5 - Who's that zombie lookin' bitch?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on So... anyone remembers... +1
#6 - konstantinosm (11/17/2013) [-]
Its Hel
User avatar #7 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#6 - Honestly, I think they should have just been shot. Police shou…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Fanatic Logic +3
#21 - fefe (11/17/2013) [-]
WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE JUST COUGHT IN MIDDLE THOSE WHO WERE PART OF IT HONSTLY WOULD YOU THINK IT WAS RIGHT OT GET SHOT FOR BEING AT WRONG PLAVE IN WRONG TIME ? YEAH OFCUSE YOU DO YOU DONT GIVE SHIT BAOUT INCCENT POEL OR ANYTHING YOUR JSUT DICK WHO LIKE SOMTHIGN TO BE DONE
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Well, completely ignoring that clusterfuck of a sentence, all I could really make out of it was "Innocent people might be hurt" and "You're a dick"

For your first comment, I actually already addressed that...three times, as a matter of fact, if you would just take the time to read down. And as to your second comment, yes, a lot of people do think I am a dick, but I would get things done and I can promise that if they used my method, the Vancouver riots would have been over in 5 minuets.
User avatar #8 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
What am human rights
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't give a shit. Once you participate in senseless violence and rampant destruction, you are a criminal, and once you are a criminal you forsake any rights society may have given you. You become nothing but scum, a parasite to be snuffed out by an iron hand.

Hell, if it were my choice they would use REAL bullets, but then I'd get too many complaints, to rubber bullets, massive bruises, and broken jaws would have to do.
User avatar #10 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay besides that all being wrong

HALF the people there were just caught in it

Only like, 15 guys were actually doing shit

Everyone else just got pulled into it
User avatar #11 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
And how do you decide that my opinion is wrong besides the obvious "because I disagree with it".

No they fucking weren't, if you don't want to be part of a riot you get the hell out of there, if you are just standing there watching people flip cars like an idiot than maybe a hard knock to the head would do you some good.
User avatar #12 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Human rights aren't you opinion, actually

And it's kinda hard to get out when people are running all over the place and shit's on fire, yo
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Human Rights ARE an opinion, actually. Unless you are a Theist who believes rights were given by a god, that's ALL they are, just opinions. And again, those are 'Human' rights, once you commit a crime you are nothing but scum and undeserving to be considered human until you pay for your crimes.

Didn't you literally just say "only 15 people actually did stuff"? It's kind of hard to imagine a good hoard of people getting drawn in by just '15 people'. Besides, again, unless literally everything is on fire, you could make it out of there just fine. The ONLY thing keeping you from physically leaving MIGHT just be a wall of people, in which case just squeezing through would get you out of there. You're really just scraping the bottom of the barrel to excuse their conduct, but there is no excuse.
#16 - fefe (11/17/2013) [-]
Even criminals have human rights, buddy. Where are you? Saudi arabia?

Pepper spray and tear gas should really be all you need. Don't just senselessly shoot people. You'll hit an innocent.
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm well aware they do, but I don't THINK they should, you see?

As stated, highly unlikely you'd hit an innocent person, as when people DON'T want to be part of a crime, they tend to, you know, get the fuck out of there. And again, as stated, if you are honestly just standing around gawking at people lighting cars on fire, perhaps you need to have some sense knocked into you by a firm kick to the head.
#20 - fefe (11/17/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion on criminals, but personally disagree due to false convictions.

Anyways, have you been in a sheer clusterfuck of panic and anger?. I assure you, it's not easy to just get out of. Just think about people who get crushed by the panicked crowd from an itty bitty microwave fire. Everyone tries to get out. So they get crushed and get even more trapped. "Flight" is more accurately described as "freak the fuck out and run without looking wherever and get in even bigger shit than you originally were".

I'm not against your idea of shooting criminals that are obviously being criminals, but I'm against it in a riot. You might not think it, but many people do get trapped in such situations.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Indeed, that is a problem that must be addressed.

Indeed I have, and then, if your scenario truly is correct, the best thing to do when seeing the police coming would be to lay down and put your heads on your head, your chances of being shot or sprayed are severely decreased, and you would be more believable when claiming you wanted to get out of there, but simply couldn't.

Which is exactly why I said Rubber Bullets, not real ones. Even if you truly ARE innocent, it'll heal in time and there won't be any permanent damage.
User avatar #14 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah you're just babbling right now.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't disprove any of his points, so I'm just going to insult him and hope I look smarter
User avatar #17 - rbpwn (11/17/2013) [-]
>I can't think of anything and he doesn't want to listen to my retarded crusading. I better act like he's trying to be smarter than me because I saw people on Reddit do it!
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay 1: I did think of things, as a matter of fact those things were a perfect rebuttle to your things, which you still have yet to disprove if you can.
2: I'm not crusading, if you didn't want to hear my opinion you shouldn't have replied to me, it's called "cause and effect"
3: I'm sorry, I just literally cannot see how attacking my personal character could be ANYTHING but trying to escape the argument and seem superior with as little work as possible
4: Where the hell did the "Reddit" come from? Now who's babbling?
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#515 - mcburd ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
#513 - fefe (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - fefe (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - fefe (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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