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#8 - If you want to ask a girl out, just do it. And if you can't, a…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2013 on . +3
User avatar #9 - nuclearnarwhal (09/30/2013) [-]
I was that kid in the back of the class, every fucking class, that just sat there, bored. Never talked to anyone, really. I started high school this year, and holy fuck have I changed.
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2013) [-]
Good man, I'm proud of you, and what's more you should be proud of yourself.

You have more good qualities and traits than you believe, so never be afraid to show them to the world, alright? When you let the best of you shine, it gives permission for others to shine as well.
User avatar #11 - nuclearnarwhal (09/30/2013) [-]
Kind of ironic that your username is captainfuckitall
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2013) [-]
If my username was different, would my words have any more merit?
User avatar #13 - nuclearnarwhal (09/30/2013) [-]
Haha no, just found it a little ironic.
#81 - I would recommend this for hook-ups, but not for serious relat… 09/30/2013 on Single vs Relationship +1
#47 - Then you're too beta to be in a proper relationship in the fir…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Single vs Relationship +1
User avatar #99 - tastycrisps (10/01/2013) [-]
Okay but the fearreluctance of getting rejected again is kind of always on my mind when I think of asking someone out. It's not like I hate myself it's more like I don't trust other people not to hurt me, again.
User avatar #100 - captainfuckitall (10/01/2013) [-]
Well, which would you rather do, live your whole life without taking risks in fear of something that MIGHT happen, or actually try, fail at times, and succeed at others.

Protip: You're always gonna fail sometime in life, whether it's not getting a promotion, not getting a kidney, or not getting that girl; not taking risks just because you don't want to face a natural thing that comes with life simply means you're not living. If you're okay with that, then I cannot help you.
User avatar #101 - tastycrisps (10/01/2013) [-]
Thanks, that actually helps.
User avatar #102 - captainfuckitall (10/01/2013) [-]
I'm glad. Just remember that many of the people around you are just as afraid of getting hurt as you are; there's a reason people look up to those who have confidence and control, it's because it makes those around them feel safer and more secure. If you can be that man, or be the man you want to be, you'll find that nearly everything in life, win or lose, will come easy.
#29 - I'm a male. If you're comfortable with that, then sure. 09/29/2013 on Single vs Relationship +4
#19 - Just a tid-bit of advice for anyone looking for a relationship…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Single vs Relationship +11
#67 - Fruzzle (09/30/2013) [-]
Just something to add/read if anyone is interested, this book really changes the way you look at social interactions, and it might just inspire you to improve yourself!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game:_Penetrating_the_Secret_Society_of_Pickup_Artists
User avatar #81 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2013) [-]
I would recommend this for hook-ups, but not for serious relationships. You should not have to be a different person with a significant other, the whole point is just to not only be comfortable with one another, but comfortable with yourself.

If, on the other hand, you are only looking for feminine attraction and adoration, go for it.
User avatar #34 - tastycrisps (09/29/2013) [-]
But what if I'm too beta to ask
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2013) [-]
Then you're too beta to be in a proper relationship in the first-place.

Listen, it's not hard to be 'Alpha' or whatever you consider it to be, you just have to respect yourself before anyone else does. If you look in the mirror and like what you see, then others are guaranteed to like it as well; if not, then you need to improve. Go on an adventure, exercise, eat right, read, listen to different types of music, gets some hobbies, develop some interests, realize how full of wonderful things life is and reach out for them; you'll be happy and loving life whether you're in a relationship or not (and actually being in one will come much easier)
User avatar #99 - tastycrisps (10/01/2013) [-]
Okay but the fearreluctance of getting rejected again is kind of always on my mind when I think of asking someone out. It's not like I hate myself it's more like I don't trust other people not to hurt me, again.
User avatar #100 - captainfuckitall (10/01/2013) [-]
Well, which would you rather do, live your whole life without taking risks in fear of something that MIGHT happen, or actually try, fail at times, and succeed at others.

Protip: You're always gonna fail sometime in life, whether it's not getting a promotion, not getting a kidney, or not getting that girl; not taking risks just because you don't want to face a natural thing that comes with life simply means you're not living. If you're okay with that, then I cannot help you.
User avatar #101 - tastycrisps (10/01/2013) [-]
Thanks, that actually helps.
User avatar #102 - captainfuckitall (10/01/2013) [-]
I'm glad. Just remember that many of the people around you are just as afraid of getting hurt as you are; there's a reason people look up to those who have confidence and control, it's because it makes those around them feel safer and more secure. If you can be that man, or be the man you want to be, you'll find that nearly everything in life, win or lose, will come easy.
User avatar #26 - tippidyt (09/29/2013) [-]
You wanna be my boy/girlfriend?
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2013) [-]
I'm a male. If you're comfortable with that, then sure.
#28 - datsheriff (09/29/2013) [-]
Mm, I do.
#18 - This is true until a few years into the relationship where you… 09/29/2013 on Single vs Relationship 0
#26 - One of the most profound quotes I ever heard regarding war act… 09/29/2013 on Heroes 0
#141 - No it's not, because one of the two traits that define a Socio… 09/29/2013 on What have I become? 0
#139 - Actually it does. Anti-Social personality traits are character…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2013 on What have I become? 0
#140 - zimbagwe (09/29/2013) [-]
Yes that's true for just having an anti-social personality. But in the case of being a sociopath it's a tad different.
User avatar #141 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2013) [-]
No it's not, because one of the two traits that define a Sociopath is "Anti-Social personality traits". They may not be hermits, but they certainly do not enjoy socializing
#137 - You may have a point, although those who actually are Psychopa… 09/29/2013 on What have I become? 0
#16 - Any zoo is a petting zoo when you're not a little bitch 09/28/2013 on petting zoo 0
#133 - But you can't prove that. I could say that I am, in f… 09/28/2013 on What have I become? 0
#131 - Because you are a liar. I've provided proof that you cannot be…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? 0
#132 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm just telling you whats happened in my life.

I was too young at the time.. I didn't comprehend the situation or if it was valid or not.
I'm not the one lying here.
User avatar #133 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
But you can't prove that.

I could say that I am, in fact, the best psychiatrist known to man and I am only giving my professional opinion. But without proof, my words are without merit.

And now the argument has gone from "You're wrong" to "You may be wrong because X told me so". In any case, find, I'll throw you a bone, the doctor was wrong.

But hey, how about this; why don't you do your own research? Actually look up what a Psychopath is and THEN decide whether you are one or not, instead of just trusting a quack doctor. Until then, please do not go around saying you're something you're unsure of, as again, it lowers the value of those actually going through it.
#129 - Your guardian can access it. Or hell, I plan to live for a ver…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? 0
#130 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Hell its not like I'm trying to lie to myself. You're making me out to seem like a liar.

If a supposed professional tells me I'm a psychopath I'd believe them.
User avatar #131 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Because you are a liar. I've provided proof that you cannot be diagnosed until you're 15, which clashes with your original argument. I also proved (through reasonable explanation and deduction) that a Psychopath and Sociopath wouldn't admit their disorders, which clashes with your argument.

I have gone the extra mile to prove my point, while your only real evidence is "No, you're wrong because it hurts my feelings".
#132 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm just telling you whats happened in my life.

I was too young at the time.. I didn't comprehend the situation or if it was valid or not.
I'm not the one lying here.
User avatar #133 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
But you can't prove that.

I could say that I am, in fact, the best psychiatrist known to man and I am only giving my professional opinion. But without proof, my words are without merit.

And now the argument has gone from "You're wrong" to "You may be wrong because X told me so". In any case, find, I'll throw you a bone, the doctor was wrong.

But hey, how about this; why don't you do your own research? Actually look up what a Psychopath is and THEN decide whether you are one or not, instead of just trusting a quack doctor. Until then, please do not go around saying you're something you're unsure of, as again, it lowers the value of those actually going through it.
#127 - Why not?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? 0
User avatar #128 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I dont think there are any sites like this for americans, and if there were I couldn't get access because I'm 16.
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Your guardian can access it. Or hell, I plan to live for a very long time, I can wait.

The point is, it's bad to claim you're things you're not. You don't have to, you're already a great person, you don't need anything else making you special or unique because you ARE special and unique, you're already 1 in billions, but by lying to yourself and lying to others you are only causing harm (not to mention losing yourself)
#130 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Hell its not like I'm trying to lie to myself. You're making me out to seem like a liar.

If a supposed professional tells me I'm a psychopath I'd believe them.
User avatar #131 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Because you are a liar. I've provided proof that you cannot be diagnosed until you're 15, which clashes with your original argument. I also proved (through reasonable explanation and deduction) that a Psychopath and Sociopath wouldn't admit their disorders, which clashes with your argument.

I have gone the extra mile to prove my point, while your only real evidence is "No, you're wrong because it hurts my feelings".
#132 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm just telling you whats happened in my life.

I was too young at the time.. I didn't comprehend the situation or if it was valid or not.
I'm not the one lying here.
User avatar #133 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
But you can't prove that.

I could say that I am, in fact, the best psychiatrist known to man and I am only giving my professional opinion. But without proof, my words are without merit.

And now the argument has gone from "You're wrong" to "You may be wrong because X told me so". In any case, find, I'll throw you a bone, the doctor was wrong.

But hey, how about this; why don't you do your own research? Actually look up what a Psychopath is and THEN decide whether you are one or not, instead of just trusting a quack doctor. Until then, please do not go around saying you're something you're unsure of, as again, it lowers the value of those actually going through it.
#125 - Well let's see, if you live in Canada you …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? 0
User avatar #126 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I cant do this.
User avatar #127 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #128 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I dont think there are any sites like this for americans, and if there were I couldn't get access because I'm 16.
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Your guardian can access it. Or hell, I plan to live for a very long time, I can wait.

The point is, it's bad to claim you're things you're not. You don't have to, you're already a great person, you don't need anything else making you special or unique because you ARE special and unique, you're already 1 in billions, but by lying to yourself and lying to others you are only causing harm (not to mention losing yourself)
#130 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Hell its not like I'm trying to lie to myself. You're making me out to seem like a liar.

If a supposed professional tells me I'm a psychopath I'd believe them.
User avatar #131 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Because you are a liar. I've provided proof that you cannot be diagnosed until you're 15, which clashes with your original argument. I also proved (through reasonable explanation and deduction) that a Psychopath and Sociopath wouldn't admit their disorders, which clashes with your argument.

I have gone the extra mile to prove my point, while your only real evidence is "No, you're wrong because it hurts my feelings".
#132 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm just telling you whats happened in my life.

I was too young at the time.. I didn't comprehend the situation or if it was valid or not.
I'm not the one lying here.
User avatar #133 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
But you can't prove that.

I could say that I am, in fact, the best psychiatrist known to man and I am only giving my professional opinion. But without proof, my words are without merit.

And now the argument has gone from "You're wrong" to "You may be wrong because X told me so". In any case, find, I'll throw you a bone, the doctor was wrong.

But hey, how about this; why don't you do your own research? Actually look up what a Psychopath is and THEN decide whether you are one or not, instead of just trusting a quack doctor. Until then, please do not go around saying you're something you're unsure of, as again, it lowers the value of those actually going through it.
#123 - *Supposedly diagnosed You have not proved anything, I…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? 0
User avatar #124 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay. I can't provide proof.
User avatar #125 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
kidshealth.org/PageManager.jsp?lic=1&ps=207&cat_id=20119&article_set=74687



Well let's see, if you live in Canada you are able to access your medical and mental health records (unless of course doing so would endanger your health). I'm unsure if it works this way in America, although I see no reason why it should not.

So you CAN provide proof.
User avatar #126 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I cant do this.
User avatar #127 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #128 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I dont think there are any sites like this for americans, and if there were I couldn't get access because I'm 16.
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Your guardian can access it. Or hell, I plan to live for a very long time, I can wait.

The point is, it's bad to claim you're things you're not. You don't have to, you're already a great person, you don't need anything else making you special or unique because you ARE special and unique, you're already 1 in billions, but by lying to yourself and lying to others you are only causing harm (not to mention losing yourself)
#130 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Hell its not like I'm trying to lie to myself. You're making me out to seem like a liar.

If a supposed professional tells me I'm a psychopath I'd believe them.
User avatar #131 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Because you are a liar. I've provided proof that you cannot be diagnosed until you're 15, which clashes with your original argument. I also proved (through reasonable explanation and deduction) that a Psychopath and Sociopath wouldn't admit their disorders, which clashes with your argument.

I have gone the extra mile to prove my point, while your only real evidence is "No, you're wrong because it hurts my feelings".
#132 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm just telling you whats happened in my life.

I was too young at the time.. I didn't comprehend the situation or if it was valid or not.
I'm not the one lying here.
User avatar #133 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
But you can't prove that.

I could say that I am, in fact, the best psychiatrist known to man and I am only giving my professional opinion. But without proof, my words are without merit.

And now the argument has gone from "You're wrong" to "You may be wrong because X told me so". In any case, find, I'll throw you a bone, the doctor was wrong.

But hey, how about this; why don't you do your own research? Actually look up what a Psychopath is and THEN decide whether you are one or not, instead of just trusting a quack doctor. Until then, please do not go around saying you're something you're unsure of, as again, it lowers the value of those actually going through it.
#121 - How convenient. Look, you're a funny guy, I like your comments…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? 0
User avatar #122 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
That is your speculation sir. I've been supposedly professionally diagnosed, and I think I'm going to trust the person with the degree.
User avatar #123 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
*Supposedly diagnosed

You have not proved anything, I on the other hand have proved you cannot be diagnosed until 15 (and not officially until 18). Until you can provide me with absolute proof of your claims, I will retain faith in myself that I am right.
User avatar #124 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay. I can't provide proof.
User avatar #125 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
kidshealth.org/PageManager.jsp?lic=1&ps=207&cat_id=20119&article_set=74687



Well let's see, if you live in Canada you are able to access your medical and mental health records (unless of course doing so would endanger your health). I'm unsure if it works this way in America, although I see no reason why it should not.

So you CAN provide proof.
User avatar #126 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I cant do this.
User avatar #127 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #128 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I dont think there are any sites like this for americans, and if there were I couldn't get access because I'm 16.
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Your guardian can access it. Or hell, I plan to live for a very long time, I can wait.

The point is, it's bad to claim you're things you're not. You don't have to, you're already a great person, you don't need anything else making you special or unique because you ARE special and unique, you're already 1 in billions, but by lying to yourself and lying to others you are only causing harm (not to mention losing yourself)
#130 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Hell its not like I'm trying to lie to myself. You're making me out to seem like a liar.

If a supposed professional tells me I'm a psychopath I'd believe them.
User avatar #131 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Because you are a liar. I've provided proof that you cannot be diagnosed until you're 15, which clashes with your original argument. I also proved (through reasonable explanation and deduction) that a Psychopath and Sociopath wouldn't admit their disorders, which clashes with your argument.

I have gone the extra mile to prove my point, while your only real evidence is "No, you're wrong because it hurts my feelings".
#132 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm just telling you whats happened in my life.

I was too young at the time.. I didn't comprehend the situation or if it was valid or not.
I'm not the one lying here.
User avatar #133 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
But you can't prove that.

I could say that I am, in fact, the best psychiatrist known to man and I am only giving my professional opinion. But without proof, my words are without merit.

And now the argument has gone from "You're wrong" to "You may be wrong because X told me so". In any case, find, I'll throw you a bone, the doctor was wrong.

But hey, how about this; why don't you do your own research? Actually look up what a Psychopath is and THEN decide whether you are one or not, instead of just trusting a quack doctor. Until then, please do not go around saying you're something you're unsure of, as again, it lowers the value of those actually going through it.
#119 - Except that Psychopaths do not feel fear, so they wouldn't be …  [+] (14 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? +1
#120 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I live in california and was diagnosed at 8.

Thats all I have to say and I've done plenty of research. I refuse to argue further.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
How convenient. Look, you're a funny guy, I like your comments, you're nice and witty and also friendly to those around you, but your feelings do not change facts, and the fact is you are not a Psychopath
User avatar #122 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
That is your speculation sir. I've been supposedly professionally diagnosed, and I think I'm going to trust the person with the degree.
User avatar #123 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
*Supposedly diagnosed

You have not proved anything, I on the other hand have proved you cannot be diagnosed until 15 (and not officially until 18). Until you can provide me with absolute proof of your claims, I will retain faith in myself that I am right.
User avatar #124 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay. I can't provide proof.
User avatar #125 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
kidshealth.org/PageManager.jsp?lic=1&ps=207&cat_id=20119&article_set=74687



Well let's see, if you live in Canada you are able to access your medical and mental health records (unless of course doing so would endanger your health). I'm unsure if it works this way in America, although I see no reason why it should not.

So you CAN provide proof.
User avatar #126 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I cant do this.
User avatar #127 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #128 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I dont think there are any sites like this for americans, and if there were I couldn't get access because I'm 16.
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Your guardian can access it. Or hell, I plan to live for a very long time, I can wait.

The point is, it's bad to claim you're things you're not. You don't have to, you're already a great person, you don't need anything else making you special or unique because you ARE special and unique, you're already 1 in billions, but by lying to yourself and lying to others you are only causing harm (not to mention losing yourself)
#130 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Hell its not like I'm trying to lie to myself. You're making me out to seem like a liar.

If a supposed professional tells me I'm a psychopath I'd believe them.
User avatar #131 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Because you are a liar. I've provided proof that you cannot be diagnosed until you're 15, which clashes with your original argument. I also proved (through reasonable explanation and deduction) that a Psychopath and Sociopath wouldn't admit their disorders, which clashes with your argument.

I have gone the extra mile to prove my point, while your only real evidence is "No, you're wrong because it hurts my feelings".
#132 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm just telling you whats happened in my life.

I was too young at the time.. I didn't comprehend the situation or if it was valid or not.
I'm not the one lying here.
User avatar #133 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
But you can't prove that.

I could say that I am, in fact, the best psychiatrist known to man and I am only giving my professional opinion. But without proof, my words are without merit.

And now the argument has gone from "You're wrong" to "You may be wrong because X told me so". In any case, find, I'll throw you a bone, the doctor was wrong.

But hey, how about this; why don't you do your own research? Actually look up what a Psychopath is and THEN decide whether you are one or not, instead of just trusting a quack doctor. Until then, please do not go around saying you're something you're unsure of, as again, it lowers the value of those actually going through it.
#118 - A sociopath is defined as someone with a lack of conscience an… 09/28/2013 on What have I become? 0
#116 - Sorry, but they're wrong. Psychiatry is not an exact …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? +1
#117 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Or.. or.. everyone is different and while one psychopath would be terrified of telling anyone, others might not be.

Because you know.. not everybody thinks the same.
#142 - anonymous (10/02/2013) [-]
Well, thats actually against the definition of Psychopath.
And if you were a psychopath, it could be proven using an MRI gauging how your brain responds to "Emotional" input.
Psychopathy is when the brain circumvents input past the emotional response, causing impaired or nonexistent emotional response.
The result is often cold logic.
Point is, psychopaths usually do think very similarly, and it would be unlikely they would feel terrified at non-threatening things- anxiety etc.
This is why I do not believe you, there are way too many holes in your story here.
User avatar #119 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Except that Psychopaths do not feel fear, so they wouldn't be 'terrified' of anything. They may WORRY, but that is not the same as fear. They simply do not tell anyone, I cannot understand how you do not get this. Because a Psychopath does not connect to other people they have other things take up their time, usually 'winning', it doesn't matter what they are to win at, as long as they win, and telling people you are a psychopath ANYWHERE may make people worried and make it harder to win and so they DON'T DO IT. Simple.

Indeed not everybody thinks the same, but Psychopathy is a mental disorder, and as such all Psychopaths share common traits, which I already mentioned.

(Oh, and for the record, I looked up diagnosis for anti-social or destructive disorders, and they can only start at 15 at the earliest and cannot legally be diagnosed until 18. Again, adolescent brains are still growing and experiencing and nobody wants to jump the gun

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

So unless you are lying, or live in a very backwards part of the world, you were NOT diagnosed at 8)
#120 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I live in california and was diagnosed at 8.

Thats all I have to say and I've done plenty of research. I refuse to argue further.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
How convenient. Look, you're a funny guy, I like your comments, you're nice and witty and also friendly to those around you, but your feelings do not change facts, and the fact is you are not a Psychopath
User avatar #122 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
That is your speculation sir. I've been supposedly professionally diagnosed, and I think I'm going to trust the person with the degree.
User avatar #123 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
*Supposedly diagnosed

You have not proved anything, I on the other hand have proved you cannot be diagnosed until 15 (and not officially until 18). Until you can provide me with absolute proof of your claims, I will retain faith in myself that I am right.
User avatar #124 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay. I can't provide proof.
User avatar #125 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
kidshealth.org/PageManager.jsp?lic=1&ps=207&cat_id=20119&article_set=74687



Well let's see, if you live in Canada you are able to access your medical and mental health records (unless of course doing so would endanger your health). I'm unsure if it works this way in America, although I see no reason why it should not.

So you CAN provide proof.
User avatar #126 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I cant do this.
User avatar #127 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #128 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I dont think there are any sites like this for americans, and if there were I couldn't get access because I'm 16.
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Your guardian can access it. Or hell, I plan to live for a very long time, I can wait.

The point is, it's bad to claim you're things you're not. You don't have to, you're already a great person, you don't need anything else making you special or unique because you ARE special and unique, you're already 1 in billions, but by lying to yourself and lying to others you are only causing harm (not to mention losing yourself)
#130 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Hell its not like I'm trying to lie to myself. You're making me out to seem like a liar.

If a supposed professional tells me I'm a psychopath I'd believe them.
User avatar #131 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Because you are a liar. I've provided proof that you cannot be diagnosed until you're 15, which clashes with your original argument. I also proved (through reasonable explanation and deduction) that a Psychopath and Sociopath wouldn't admit their disorders, which clashes with your argument.

I have gone the extra mile to prove my point, while your only real evidence is "No, you're wrong because it hurts my feelings".
#132 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm just telling you whats happened in my life.

I was too young at the time.. I didn't comprehend the situation or if it was valid or not.
I'm not the one lying here.
User avatar #133 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
But you can't prove that.

I could say that I am, in fact, the best psychiatrist known to man and I am only giving my professional opinion. But without proof, my words are without merit.

And now the argument has gone from "You're wrong" to "You may be wrong because X told me so". In any case, find, I'll throw you a bone, the doctor was wrong.

But hey, how about this; why don't you do your own research? Actually look up what a Psychopath is and THEN decide whether you are one or not, instead of just trusting a quack doctor. Until then, please do not go around saying you're something you're unsure of, as again, it lowers the value of those actually going through it.
#108 - No. A Psychopath knows right and wrong, they just don't care b… 09/28/2013 on What have I become? 0
#105 - It may be broad, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.  [+] (19 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? +1
#106 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
You're wrong because you're wrong.

I have been diagnosed by my psychiatrist at 8 that I'm a psychopath. I don't tell random people, but anonymously on the internet, and people I trust I do tell.
User avatar #116 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, but they're wrong.

Psychiatry is not an exact Science, and even then I'm fairly sure you can't be diagnosed as much of anything until you reach adolescence. You know, child brains developing and all.

Cute. If you were a Psychopath, you simply wouldn't tell anyone, even if they could figure it out themselves, because that would make them worry, and that would make it harder for you to accomplish whatever you want to do.

I'n sorry, friend. But you're now a special snowflake, please do not try to be as it demeans those who actually have real disorders.
#117 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Or.. or.. everyone is different and while one psychopath would be terrified of telling anyone, others might not be.

Because you know.. not everybody thinks the same.
#142 - anonymous (10/02/2013) [-]
Well, thats actually against the definition of Psychopath.
And if you were a psychopath, it could be proven using an MRI gauging how your brain responds to "Emotional" input.
Psychopathy is when the brain circumvents input past the emotional response, causing impaired or nonexistent emotional response.
The result is often cold logic.
Point is, psychopaths usually do think very similarly, and it would be unlikely they would feel terrified at non-threatening things- anxiety etc.
This is why I do not believe you, there are way too many holes in your story here.
User avatar #119 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Except that Psychopaths do not feel fear, so they wouldn't be 'terrified' of anything. They may WORRY, but that is not the same as fear. They simply do not tell anyone, I cannot understand how you do not get this. Because a Psychopath does not connect to other people they have other things take up their time, usually 'winning', it doesn't matter what they are to win at, as long as they win, and telling people you are a psychopath ANYWHERE may make people worried and make it harder to win and so they DON'T DO IT. Simple.

Indeed not everybody thinks the same, but Psychopathy is a mental disorder, and as such all Psychopaths share common traits, which I already mentioned.

(Oh, and for the record, I looked up diagnosis for anti-social or destructive disorders, and they can only start at 15 at the earliest and cannot legally be diagnosed until 18. Again, adolescent brains are still growing and experiencing and nobody wants to jump the gun

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

So unless you are lying, or live in a very backwards part of the world, you were NOT diagnosed at 8)
#120 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I live in california and was diagnosed at 8.

Thats all I have to say and I've done plenty of research. I refuse to argue further.
User avatar #121 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
How convenient. Look, you're a funny guy, I like your comments, you're nice and witty and also friendly to those around you, but your feelings do not change facts, and the fact is you are not a Psychopath
User avatar #122 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
That is your speculation sir. I've been supposedly professionally diagnosed, and I think I'm going to trust the person with the degree.
User avatar #123 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
*Supposedly diagnosed

You have not proved anything, I on the other hand have proved you cannot be diagnosed until 15 (and not officially until 18). Until you can provide me with absolute proof of your claims, I will retain faith in myself that I am right.
User avatar #124 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay. I can't provide proof.
User avatar #125 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
kidshealth.org/PageManager.jsp?lic=1&ps=207&cat_id=20119&article_set=74687



Well let's see, if you live in Canada you are able to access your medical and mental health records (unless of course doing so would endanger your health). I'm unsure if it works this way in America, although I see no reason why it should not.

So you CAN provide proof.
User avatar #126 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I cant do this.
User avatar #127 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #128 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I dont think there are any sites like this for americans, and if there were I couldn't get access because I'm 16.
User avatar #129 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Your guardian can access it. Or hell, I plan to live for a very long time, I can wait.

The point is, it's bad to claim you're things you're not. You don't have to, you're already a great person, you don't need anything else making you special or unique because you ARE special and unique, you're already 1 in billions, but by lying to yourself and lying to others you are only causing harm (not to mention losing yourself)
#130 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
Hell its not like I'm trying to lie to myself. You're making me out to seem like a liar.

If a supposed professional tells me I'm a psychopath I'd believe them.
User avatar #131 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
Because you are a liar. I've provided proof that you cannot be diagnosed until you're 15, which clashes with your original argument. I also proved (through reasonable explanation and deduction) that a Psychopath and Sociopath wouldn't admit their disorders, which clashes with your argument.

I have gone the extra mile to prove my point, while your only real evidence is "No, you're wrong because it hurts my feelings".
#132 - snakefire (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm just telling you whats happened in my life.

I was too young at the time.. I didn't comprehend the situation or if it was valid or not.
I'm not the one lying here.
User avatar #133 - captainfuckitall (09/28/2013) [-]
But you can't prove that.

I could say that I am, in fact, the best psychiatrist known to man and I am only giving my professional opinion. But without proof, my words are without merit.

And now the argument has gone from "You're wrong" to "You may be wrong because X told me so". In any case, find, I'll throw you a bone, the doctor was wrong.

But hey, how about this; why don't you do your own research? Actually look up what a Psychopath is and THEN decide whether you are one or not, instead of just trusting a quack doctor. Until then, please do not go around saying you're something you're unsure of, as again, it lowers the value of those actually going through it.
#104 - Ya no, that's not how it works. A Psychopath is defined as som…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? +1
#135 - somekindofname (09/28/2013) [-]
Btw, like that you are talking with everyone and making those uncertain about it feel good and all. You seem like good discussion and all, see ya around and thumbs for you.
#134 - somekindofname (09/28/2013) [-]
One of the several preoccupations could be scaring people or laughing from the shadows.
The question that must always be asked is what is the goal a psycopath settles with? Is it the thrill of driving the highway in 260 km/h? Robbery or murder? Or more simple things that won't involve maximum risk? People can be deemed as minor psychopaths as they won't go for the full risk, but that is the weakness of the term "psycoptath" too.
We can't be clear on what it is or who it may be. Personally I believe that psycopath is just a pretty term people hide behind when they can't explain that "normal humans" are cruel from time to time.
A psycopath are in most cases just a normal guy that is cheating his surroundings shamelesly for gain and when he gets caught showing no regretts he is deemed a psychopath and we can all settle back, believing that this person is some obscurity traversing the horizon of our mind and that we ourselves can never become something like that.

Sorry 'bout the wall and every spelling miss. It's late and I'm stumbly and shit. Goodnight.
User avatar #137 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2013) [-]
You may have a point, although those who actually are Psychopaths and Sociopaths tend to have different brain scans than regular people. Regardless, have a wonderful sleep and don't strain yourself

(And of course I'm trying to be nice. I'm not a mean person, I just don't like it when people feel the urge that they MUST make themselves out to be special when they already are special and just can't see it)
#102 - This is true, however, they are also defined by anti-social be…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2013 on What have I become? -1
#138 - zimbagwe (09/29/2013) [-]
You do realize that anti-social behavior in the way of a mental illness does not actually mean being "anti-social". It means that they are hostile, destructive, disrespectful, etc., in social situations that would normally be deemed uncalled for.
User avatar #139 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2013) [-]
Actually it does. Anti-Social personality traits are characterized as a distinct dislike or hatred of companionship or social situations, most Anti-social people either isolate themselves, become hermits, or simply avoid any more situations than necessary to continue day to day life. There's a reason it's deemed a mental disorder, because people are pack animals and like to socialize with one another
#140 - zimbagwe (09/29/2013) [-]
Yes that's true for just having an anti-social personality. But in the case of being a sociopath it's a tad different.
User avatar #141 - captainfuckitall (09/29/2013) [-]
No it's not, because one of the two traits that define a Sociopath is "Anti-Social personality traits". They may not be hermits, but they certainly do not enjoy socializing

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#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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