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#180 - Neither do you.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Read Description 0
User avatar #198 - Jameshaich (10/21/2013) [-]
I'm not trying
You are.
User avatar #199 - captainfuckitall (10/21/2013) [-]
And I corrected myself. *Majority, from what I've seen.
#179 - It doesn't make me mad, bro; what makes me mad is that people … 10/21/2013 on Read Description -2
#178 - /b/ is a pile of **** , the rest are not as bad, b… 10/21/2013 on Read Description 0
#177 - Everyone tends to have that need, but we have that need via be… 10/21/2013 on Read Description 0
#175 - I understand and accept this; I will love you anyways.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Read Description 0
User avatar #176 - garymotherfinoak (10/21/2013) [-]
<3
#174 - And exactly how am I on a band-wagon or a pseudo-intellectual? 10/21/2013 on Read Description 0
#172 - No.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Read Description 0
User avatar #173 - garymotherfinoak (10/21/2013) [-]
well then you're just a r00d little nigga
User avatar #175 - captainfuckitall (10/21/2013) [-]
I understand and accept this; I will love you anyways.
User avatar #176 - garymotherfinoak (10/21/2013) [-]
<3
#171 - You don't seem to understand. I know we 'repost' a lot, but th… 10/21/2013 on Read Description 0
#170 - *Most of us hate them Feel better? 10/21/2013 on Read Description 0
#169 - Just as I am sure there is always someone complaining about ho… 10/21/2013 on Read Description 0
#168 - Read it again. Very few people laugh 'at' their content, we're… 10/21/2013 on Read Description 0
#60 - Decent is not the same a good; it just means it's tolerable.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Read Description 0
User avatar #66 - joshlol (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't think I could go as far as saying it's good, despite how much time I spend there. It's weird how addicting it can be.
I mean replacing my WoW addiction with a 4chan addiction has to be a step up, right?
#12 - Well that IS what the average lesbian looks like... 10/20/2013 on dat shirt +1
#11 - Eh, he may have people feeling him, but at least it's not as b… 10/20/2013 on description -3
#10 - Why should you have to be careful? You're the one with the gun. 10/20/2013 on description -2
#49 - i caNT EVEN 10/20/2013 on Read Description +2
#48 - I don't see why anyone would disagree unless they feel persona…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Read Description 0
#51 - anonymous (10/20/2013) [-]
Precisely. It makes no sense why everyone wants unbarred freedom and all this shit on this site when if they could control themselves odds are we wouldnt need the mods anyway. Then again no matter what choice an authority figure makes about any matter there will always be a group of people who disagree and or talk shit about it.
#46 - Yes, that's nice, it still doesn't change the fact that it low… 10/20/2013 on Read Description 0
#36 - You're right, but that wasn't the main focus; they just use th…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Read Description 0
User avatar #42 - hanabro (10/20/2013) [-]
/b/ has no limits on what isn't and is acceptable. Ponies technically are banned from /b/ due to global rule 15, but keep in mind that the "ZOMG none" rule also applies to mods, so if the mods don't find something worth banning, it's acceptable on /b/.

The problem is that /b/ was intentionally designed to be a shitty board. It's the muck that every 4chan user has to wade through for awhile before they "graduate" to other boards such as /a/ or /v/. /b/ is the holding place for all the newfags until they get accustomed to the 4chan culture, so expecting any form of quality in it is misdirected.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2013) [-]
Yes, that's nice, it still doesn't change the fact that it lowers the over-all quality of it. Being stupid isn't illegal, but that doesn't mean it doesn't lower the quality of life for everyone subjected to it, does it?

Actually, it wasn't intended to be that at all. Every board serves a different function, /b/ was 'random', it served to have a bit of everything in it for those who wanted a bit of everything; this included some of the best and worst parts of the site and was generally regarded as the front-line of it. However, that does not make it any 'less or more' of a board than any other, and due to the recent quality of people that visit it, the general quality of the entire board (and I would say 4chan in general) has been lowered. There is nothing WORTH going back there for, and it's due to shitty people; you can make all the excuses you like, but those two groups I mentioned are very much in part of this 'shitty people'.
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#11 - Now post this on Tumblr and watch them cry themselves to sleep 10/20/2013 on Rose Tyler, I- +1
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#6 - He's so god-damn smooth he called a woman ugly and she STILL a… 10/20/2013 on Rich and sexy as hell. 0
#12 - I've never seen it. 10/20/2013 on Ron jeremy lands +4

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#505 - thediablo (7 hours ago) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (6 hours ago) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (6 hours ago) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (6 hours ago) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (6 hours ago) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (6 hours ago) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (6 hours ago) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (6 hours ago) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
&quot;Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'.&quot; - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
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