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#116 - The problem I had with it is that's WHY he won, because people…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2014 on LABARATA 0
User avatar #131 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
My problem with this, is that if anyone else had won and some people were bitching about how 'worthy' and 'talented' and 'deserving' any winner had been.. Well, who the fuck would have taken that seriously? The internet would then bitch about how it's all opinions, and how it doesnt really matter, and how each performer is, in essence, mediocre and trying to harvest points by any means possible

Just try to compare the reactions with that of another outcome. Simply because the progressive element was added to the mix, shouldn't change the character quite so drastically
User avatar #185 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
You're right, it shouldn't. But it does. Besides, being transsexual has nothing to do with talent, it's just an operation.

Just as well, if anyone else had won people wouldn't be bitching about the politics so much. HERE, they are, because he involved them to try to get more brownie points.
User avatar #186 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
erry1 wan brownie points its not rly news by now. if ppl got sumfin 2 use they'll use it n mabbeh he just wanna sing n stuff like a human being bcuz singing is liek emotional n means stuff to ppl
User avatar #187 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #188 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
(me being tired of writing seriously)
#18 - This picture makes me giggle like a school girl every time I see it. 05/11/2014 on The choice is obvious! 0
#14 - Is it just me or do the comments get better and better every day. 05/11/2014 on Perfection -1
#10 - If that isn't the cutest thing I ever did see 05/11/2014 on Just studying 0
#17 - >Slavery is objectively wrong >Because I say so 05/11/2014 on Let's make love, and then war. +2
#84 - "You didn't watch the show! You can't have a say!" A… 05/11/2014 on LABARATA +2
#80 - YOU'RE RIGHT! Politics should have absolutely nothing to do wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on LABARATA +3
#82 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Ah. You didn't watch the show. So you actually have no idea if the songs she competed against were better than hers. Right.

Everyone decides for themselves wether they think it was a good song or not.

I didn't vote for her, i voted for Norway. I'm from Sweden so I couldn't vote for Undo, sadly. But I have a feeling every gay person in Europe voted for Austria last night.
User avatar #84 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
"You didn't watch the show! You can't have a say!" Are you illiterate, boy? I'm not talking about who deserved to win more, I'm talking about if HE was good (and I listened to his song on Youtube) which I do not think he was, and about the politics of the matter, which I am involved in. Don't think you've 'won' because I didn't watch a show that this conversation isn't even about.

Good for them. Is that your last line of defense? "Well tastes are subjective!". This isn't about tastes of if people believe he was good (and guess what, you've just read multiple accounts of people who think he wasn't), it's about the politics of the situation. He's not a real transsexual, he's just an attention whore and that's why he looks that way, because he wants to win and doesn't trust his talent alone could do it, so he depends upon the progressive standpoint.

Probably, and perhaps every sexual minority, and again, that's the problem. People voting because they identify with him, because it's a political statement, rather than complete entertainment.
#77 - ^ 05/11/2014 on LABARATA 0
#75 - Of course I do, and any person who stops paying attention &quo…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2014 on LABARATA +1
#173 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, rest of the songs aren't any better so why not?
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, because it shouldn't be about politics, it should just be about raw talent and skill

Lol
User avatar #144 - totalynotxewi (05/11/2014) [-]
Did you really find any other song in Eurovision Song Constest to be better than this? They where all pretty much sheite like always with the exception of The Netherlands and Sweden But the singer was kind of bad . Austrias song atleast had a good voice, great vocals, decent music and a fitting message.
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
No, I didn't listen to the show, only his song.

'fitting image', right. And if would be fine if that was all of it, but it wasn't, he just had to involve his transsexuality into the picture. That's my issue with it.
User avatar #189 - totalynotxewi (05/12/2014) [-]
But he isn't transexual. He's a drag queen I think thats the word for it He's a guy but when he's on stage he is a woman. Thats his thing, drags are part of the HBTQ society. He was just doing his thing.

"fitting image" "fitting message"
User avatar #190 - captainfuckitall (05/12/2014) [-]
That's not what the media is saying.
#73 - There are dozens of regular singers I can name off the top of …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on LABARATA +3
#78 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Politics really shouldn't have anything to do with esc though. And wether there were better songs in the contest is a subjective question. I'd say it's likely that she wouldn't have won if she'd actually been a woman, but look at the old ladies that russia sent a couple of years ago. They nearly won, and their song definitely wasn't as good as Conchita's.

Basically, just because you didn't think the song was good doesn't mean it wasn't. Most people apparently thought it was a good song, or at least good enough.
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
YOU'RE RIGHT! Politics should have absolutely nothing to do with simple entertainment! But it does. And any person who goes on twitter, Tumblr, or 4chan, or even watches the crummy news can see how many people are talking about it. It IS a political stunt whether you want it to be or not.

I didn't listen to any other songs. I just heard about him and looked it up in order to form a better opinion. I never said he didn't deserve to win, I said that there are plenty of better singers (which there are) and that I hate the guy (which I do).

Indeed, and they probably won for the same reason as this guy did "Oh look at that! How cute! We'll vote for them!". Even the contestants Russia sent this year were nearly booed off the stage when people heard they would be going to the final round, and I can guarantee you that it has more to do with politics in Russia than the talents of those women.

And who decides it was, you? Countries that only want to be seen as nice by everyone else? Audience members who want to brag to their friends about who they chose to get brownie points from minorities? That's not to say ALL of them did that, but you really can't be so blind as to say it has nothing to do with it.
#82 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Ah. You didn't watch the show. So you actually have no idea if the songs she competed against were better than hers. Right.

Everyone decides for themselves wether they think it was a good song or not.

I didn't vote for her, i voted for Norway. I'm from Sweden so I couldn't vote for Undo, sadly. But I have a feeling every gay person in Europe voted for Austria last night.
User avatar #84 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
"You didn't watch the show! You can't have a say!" Are you illiterate, boy? I'm not talking about who deserved to win more, I'm talking about if HE was good (and I listened to his song on Youtube) which I do not think he was, and about the politics of the matter, which I am involved in. Don't think you've 'won' because I didn't watch a show that this conversation isn't even about.

Good for them. Is that your last line of defense? "Well tastes are subjective!". This isn't about tastes of if people believe he was good (and guess what, you've just read multiple accounts of people who think he wasn't), it's about the politics of the situation. He's not a real transsexual, he's just an attention whore and that's why he looks that way, because he wants to win and doesn't trust his talent alone could do it, so he depends upon the progressive standpoint.

Probably, and perhaps every sexual minority, and again, that's the problem. People voting because they identify with him, because it's a political statement, rather than complete entertainment.
#70 - I hate him because he's an attention whore. Don't mis…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/11/2014 on LABARATA +20
#174 - unholyjebus (05/11/2014) [-]
So what's the difference between Eddie Izzard wearing women's clothes and this person?
User avatar #182 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Because Eddie Izzard is a transvestite and that's part of his act, and he also makes fun of himself for it.

This guy is not supposed to be making transsexuals an act, he's just supposed to be singing, but he can't even do that.
#72 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Hm, you actually have some good arguments there. But I still don't see the problem. She's a performer, all performers (or most of them) are show-offs. But she sees herself as a woman, she just keeps the beard as a trademark (and, yes, to draw attention to herself).

But I'll admit hating on someone for attentionwhoring is more acceptable than hating because they're transsexual. I still believe she's a worthy winner though.
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Of course I do, and any person who stops paying attention "Oh my god, so tolerant!" could see that.

And I can see myself as a god damn carrot, but nobody's going to take me seriously as one if I look, act, talk like a person and just say "Oh, well, I feel like one". It is JUST a stunt, he's not a transsexual. He knows he looks masculine and WANTS to because that's what he wants people to notice.

Good for you. Tastes are subjective.
#173 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, rest of the songs aren't any better so why not?
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, because it shouldn't be about politics, it should just be about raw talent and skill

Lol
User avatar #144 - totalynotxewi (05/11/2014) [-]
Did you really find any other song in Eurovision Song Constest to be better than this? They where all pretty much sheite like always with the exception of The Netherlands and Sweden But the singer was kind of bad . Austrias song atleast had a good voice, great vocals, decent music and a fitting message.
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
No, I didn't listen to the show, only his song.

'fitting image', right. And if would be fine if that was all of it, but it wasn't, he just had to involve his transsexuality into the picture. That's my issue with it.
User avatar #189 - totalynotxewi (05/12/2014) [-]
But he isn't transexual. He's a drag queen I think thats the word for it He's a guy but when he's on stage he is a woman. Thats his thing, drags are part of the HBTQ society. He was just doing his thing.

"fitting image" "fitting message"
User avatar #190 - captainfuckitall (05/12/2014) [-]
That's not what the media is saying.
#67 - That's exactly it, though. He didn't win the contest because h…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/11/2014 on LABARATA +15
User avatar #176 - Sacrifice (05/11/2014) [-]
motherfucking THANK YOU

I don't mind gays, I think they're all fine completely flamboyant guys annoy the hell out of me, but overly OTT squealing girls do too so I guess it's the same but I can't help but feel that people voted simply because "omg look at him/her, that's so brave, let's show how a-ok we are with homosexuals by voting for her/him!" I honestly didn't particularly like the song/the singer's voice, and thought that a good few other countries should have had more votes.

Fuck France and their moustaches though.
User avatar #181 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
The other guy was right. Politics should not be involved in the least, but they are, and that's the sad truth of it.
User avatar #104 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
I didn't really like any of the songs to any degree that matters, and since pure talent has only ever been the smallest deciding factor in this and all of the acts meant for attentionwhoring, I am glad that at least it became a winning that meant more than 'oh this mediocre group won, i dont really care'. Voting for 'see how tolerant we are' are better than nothing, and it singlehandedly showed good spirits from all of europe. Try to think of how validating it must be for everyone in that community. Also, seeing her face as she won was kind of neat. I still don't get the beard, though. Purely for aesthetic reasons, i dislike the beard. It confuses me
User avatar #116 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
The problem I had with it is that's WHY he won, because people wanted to know how progressive they were, which nabs someone ELSE more worthy of the victory.
User avatar #131 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
My problem with this, is that if anyone else had won and some people were bitching about how 'worthy' and 'talented' and 'deserving' any winner had been.. Well, who the fuck would have taken that seriously? The internet would then bitch about how it's all opinions, and how it doesnt really matter, and how each performer is, in essence, mediocre and trying to harvest points by any means possible

Just try to compare the reactions with that of another outcome. Simply because the progressive element was added to the mix, shouldn't change the character quite so drastically
User avatar #185 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
You're right, it shouldn't. But it does. Besides, being transsexual has nothing to do with talent, it's just an operation.

Just as well, if anyone else had won people wouldn't be bitching about the politics so much. HERE, they are, because he involved them to try to get more brownie points.
User avatar #186 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
erry1 wan brownie points its not rly news by now. if ppl got sumfin 2 use they'll use it n mabbeh he just wanna sing n stuff like a human being bcuz singing is liek emotional n means stuff to ppl
User avatar #187 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #188 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
(me being tired of writing seriously)
#68 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Buuuuut she was good? That song could have been an intro to a Bondmovie... Also, it's just a competition. For fun, you know? I was hoping Sweden or Norway would win, but the Netherlands and Austria had really good songs too. No need to hate her just because she won...
#74 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
He actually wasn't good. There were much better songs in the contest. He only won because of white knights.
#79 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Wether the song was good or not is a subjective question. Fine, you didn't like it. Lots of other people did, me included. I didn't think it was as good as Undo, but according to me it was among the best songs yesterday.
User avatar #77 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
^
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
There are dozens of regular singers I can name off the top of my head that are better. The ONLY noteworthy thing about his singing was his masculine stunt, nothing else.

No it couldn't have.

If it was just for fun then you would allow me to hold any opinion I please. "Lol, u take it too seriously" fuck off, I'm allowed to take whatever I want seriously because I care, and I SHOULD take it seriously because people won't shut the fuck up about it and are turning it into a massive political scandal.

I don't hate him just because he won. I don't even care who won, I care about the stunt. Stop putting words into my mouth.
#78 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Politics really shouldn't have anything to do with esc though. And wether there were better songs in the contest is a subjective question. I'd say it's likely that she wouldn't have won if she'd actually been a woman, but look at the old ladies that russia sent a couple of years ago. They nearly won, and their song definitely wasn't as good as Conchita's.

Basically, just because you didn't think the song was good doesn't mean it wasn't. Most people apparently thought it was a good song, or at least good enough.
User avatar #80 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
YOU'RE RIGHT! Politics should have absolutely nothing to do with simple entertainment! But it does. And any person who goes on twitter, Tumblr, or 4chan, or even watches the crummy news can see how many people are talking about it. It IS a political stunt whether you want it to be or not.

I didn't listen to any other songs. I just heard about him and looked it up in order to form a better opinion. I never said he didn't deserve to win, I said that there are plenty of better singers (which there are) and that I hate the guy (which I do).

Indeed, and they probably won for the same reason as this guy did "Oh look at that! How cute! We'll vote for them!". Even the contestants Russia sent this year were nearly booed off the stage when people heard they would be going to the final round, and I can guarantee you that it has more to do with politics in Russia than the talents of those women.

And who decides it was, you? Countries that only want to be seen as nice by everyone else? Audience members who want to brag to their friends about who they chose to get brownie points from minorities? That's not to say ALL of them did that, but you really can't be so blind as to say it has nothing to do with it.
#82 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Ah. You didn't watch the show. So you actually have no idea if the songs she competed against were better than hers. Right.

Everyone decides for themselves wether they think it was a good song or not.

I didn't vote for her, i voted for Norway. I'm from Sweden so I couldn't vote for Undo, sadly. But I have a feeling every gay person in Europe voted for Austria last night.
User avatar #84 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
"You didn't watch the show! You can't have a say!" Are you illiterate, boy? I'm not talking about who deserved to win more, I'm talking about if HE was good (and I listened to his song on Youtube) which I do not think he was, and about the politics of the matter, which I am involved in. Don't think you've 'won' because I didn't watch a show that this conversation isn't even about.

Good for them. Is that your last line of defense? "Well tastes are subjective!". This isn't about tastes of if people believe he was good (and guess what, you've just read multiple accounts of people who think he wasn't), it's about the politics of the situation. He's not a real transsexual, he's just an attention whore and that's why he looks that way, because he wants to win and doesn't trust his talent alone could do it, so he depends upon the progressive standpoint.

Probably, and perhaps every sexual minority, and again, that's the problem. People voting because they identify with him, because it's a political statement, rather than complete entertainment.
#4 - Look at your own comment. How can you call ME mad when you act…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Fear the outside ! +3
User avatar #6 - derpsenderp (05/11/2014) [-]
I'll gladly admit I'm mad, I hate that show, and I don't want to see shitty "reaction faces" from it on my FJ
User avatar #11 - elijahhaha (05/11/2014) [-]
On your FunnyJunk
is dis nigga srs
#7 - Crtruban (05/11/2014) [-]
Too bad being a cunt won't stop that.
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#3 - Skinwalkers ain't no joke, yo.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on mark +15
User avatar #15 - Kairyuka (05/11/2014) [-]
Been to /x/ as well?
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
I was born on /x/
User avatar #19 - Kairyuka (05/11/2014) [-]
My condolences
#2 - YOU fuck off, it was just a reaction picture. Cool yo…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Fear the outside ! +11
User avatar #3 - derpsenderp (05/11/2014) [-]
You seem mad, do you watch the big bong theory by any chance?
#12 - gangbangtime (05/11/2014) [-]
8/10, One of the better trolls of FJ
#8 - Jameshaich (05/11/2014) [-]
hehe u r mad bro xD

User avatar #9 - derpsenderp (05/11/2014) [-]
haev fun dewd watch big bong theoryXD! BAZOONGA!! haha so funneh ; p
#10 - Jameshaich (05/11/2014) [-]
i dont even like it
User avatar #4 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Look at your own comment. How can you call ME mad when you act like a twat?

No, I do not, I do not like the show or the jokes, but this post was about neither the show or the jokes, it was just a reaction picture to a comment posted.
User avatar #6 - derpsenderp (05/11/2014) [-]
I'll gladly admit I'm mad, I hate that show, and I don't want to see shitty "reaction faces" from it on my FJ
User avatar #11 - elijahhaha (05/11/2014) [-]
On your FunnyJunk
is dis nigga srs
#7 - Crtruban (05/11/2014) [-]
Too bad being a cunt won't stop that.
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#6 - Of course he's a joke, that's what he wants to be. He knows he…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/11/2014 on LABARATA +21
#64 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
... Or, she's a transsexual with an awesome singing voice. And since her song was also good, she won. Why do you hate her? Does it in someway harm you that she looks like a girl with a beard?
User avatar #150 - mikli (05/11/2014) [-]
She's actually not transsexual in any way, she calls herself a drag queen
#93 - marshalldteach (05/11/2014) [-]
she looks like a girl with a beard?? get your eyes checked faggot ..he looks like a terrorist with make-up and no towel on his head
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
I hate him because he's an attention whore.

Don't mistake me, I see nothing wrong with transsexuals. I'm even friends with two and they're wonderful people.

The problem is that he's not transsexual. He's not TRYING to become a woman, he knows damn well he looks like a guy in drag and he wants to look that way because of the attention it gives him. If he went straight from male to female it would be fine, but he's NOT 'male to female', he's not anything, he's just an attention whore who depends upon this stunt like some comedians depend upon shock value.

THAT'S why I hate him. Because not only is he just using it for attention, but he's marginalizing the suffering that other, ACTUAL transsexuals go through that want to be subtle about their condition and making it look like a fucking joke. He's just giving one more reason for people to classify them as freaks.
#174 - unholyjebus (05/11/2014) [-]
So what's the difference between Eddie Izzard wearing women's clothes and this person?
User avatar #182 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Because Eddie Izzard is a transvestite and that's part of his act, and he also makes fun of himself for it.

This guy is not supposed to be making transsexuals an act, he's just supposed to be singing, but he can't even do that.
#72 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Hm, you actually have some good arguments there. But I still don't see the problem. She's a performer, all performers (or most of them) are show-offs. But she sees herself as a woman, she just keeps the beard as a trademark (and, yes, to draw attention to herself).

But I'll admit hating on someone for attentionwhoring is more acceptable than hating because they're transsexual. I still believe she's a worthy winner though.
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Of course I do, and any person who stops paying attention "Oh my god, so tolerant!" could see that.

And I can see myself as a god damn carrot, but nobody's going to take me seriously as one if I look, act, talk like a person and just say "Oh, well, I feel like one". It is JUST a stunt, he's not a transsexual. He knows he looks masculine and WANTS to because that's what he wants people to notice.

Good for you. Tastes are subjective.
#173 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, rest of the songs aren't any better so why not?
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, because it shouldn't be about politics, it should just be about raw talent and skill

Lol
User avatar #144 - totalynotxewi (05/11/2014) [-]
Did you really find any other song in Eurovision Song Constest to be better than this? They where all pretty much sheite like always with the exception of The Netherlands and Sweden But the singer was kind of bad . Austrias song atleast had a good voice, great vocals, decent music and a fitting message.
User avatar #184 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
No, I didn't listen to the show, only his song.

'fitting image', right. And if would be fine if that was all of it, but it wasn't, he just had to involve his transsexuality into the picture. That's my issue with it.
User avatar #189 - totalynotxewi (05/12/2014) [-]
But he isn't transexual. He's a drag queen I think thats the word for it He's a guy but when he's on stage he is a woman. Thats his thing, drags are part of the HBTQ society. He was just doing his thing.

"fitting image" "fitting message"
User avatar #190 - captainfuckitall (05/12/2014) [-]
That's not what the media is saying.
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#86 - captainprincess (05/10/2014) [-]
You say that like it's a bad thing

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no fucking mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for shit",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty fucked in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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