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#13 - Except this is something he does in the comics too. 05/04/2014 on Hawkeye 0
#12 - That's just from talent and practice with other types of weapo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Hawkeye 0
User avatar #16 - vicsix (05/04/2014) [-]
Or it's superhuman adaptability.
#11 - Batman is also a Mary Sue. Clint isn't. 05/04/2014 on Hawkeye 0
#488 - Picture 05/04/2014 on captainfuckitall's profile 0
#232 - Ah yes, the age old retort of "You disagree with me, so y…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -1
#245 - ruderoody (05/07/2014) [-]
And this is why you're a fuck.
User avatar #246 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2014) [-]
Another grand gesture of your intellect. Bloody good show, man.

Hold on, hold on...

Ok so I've read through all your comments in this thread and I have come to the conclusion that you're a halfwit whose just trying to insult me for no reason other then toot your own lack of an argument

Did I do good?
#247 - ruderoody (05/07/2014) [-]
No here is why you are a fuck, because you seriously answer to every single comment with that same attitude of "I'm better then you because I'm smarter look at the way I'm talking to you with stoic passive-aggressiveness haha I'm making you look stupid now" you're just trying to make yourself feel better about yourself by trying to act and sound smarter then anyone who responds to your comment which is by the way a stupid fucking opinion that most people would disagree with you try to sound like you don't care but you still respond to every single fucking comment that anyone has made. I'm willing to bet you got upset when everyone started disagreeing with you instead of praising you for your "intelligent" opinion. Also "bloody good show man" really? if that doesn't scream "I'm a pretentious fuck whose head is lodged so far up his own asshole he can see is own fucking tonsils" nothing does, fuck not even the british say "bloody good show man" anymore only little fucks like you.
User avatar #249 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2014) [-]
(continued)

I don't get upset when people disagree with me, I expect it many times, and I enjoy it because I enjoy debating and refining my own opinions. You see?

Haha, see what I mean? No matter what I do you find an extreme problem with it because you dislike me as a person, which is fine, I don't like you either.

Well they do, actually. "Bloody" is a very common British term. "Good show" is used in both Canada and Britain. Let me guess, you'll find a way to pick that apart and shit yourself out of frustration over that too.

Seriously, you call me a pretentious fuck, and yet all you're doing is mud slinging and insulting me. You haven't even given an intelligent reason as to WHY my opinion is unfounded, but only "ur a fukin' asshole". If I didn't respond to you, you'd shit yourself. If I continue to, you'll shit yourself. If I was polite, you'd shit yourself. If I was mean, you'd shit yourself. If I won this little debate, you'd shit yourself. Even if I backed down and admitted you were right, you would STILL find some way to shit yourself out of absolute frustration and anger.

You need to calm down
You need to work on your debating skills
User avatar #248 - captainfuckitall (05/07/2014) [-]
Well, let's see.

I answer with an attitude because people answer me with an attitude. If you really did look through my comments, you'd notice that I am always very polite and civil when explaining things; it's only when people assume, insult, or act with pretentiousness that I do the same to them.

If you don't like the way I talk, don't talk to me. I have this same tone with everyone, perhaps you're not getting what I'm conveying because it's over text, but it's not meant to insult anyone. The only tone I TRY to answer in is in a matter of fact way.

If I wanted to feel better about myself I would join competitions and win. Just because you can only 'beat' someone in an online forum while you freak out doesn't mean I have to be the same way (And before you come back with "Hurr-durr, like that attitude!", look how you're talking to me, bucko).

Well of course I respond to every comment. When I put an opinion out there I make myself open to praise or criticism, that's how freedom of speech works. If I completely ignored the comments made to me, you'd point that out as "Hurr durr, you're just a prick" too. Hell, even if I was kind, gentle, and polite to a fault you would find a problem with it, not because there IS a problem with it, or me, or anything, but because you're throwing a temper tantrum everything I do pisses you off. The point is, if someone takes the time to reply to me, and I CAN reply to them, I will do so as courtesy to their effort. If they don't want to continue the conversation they do not have to reply back, and if they do they are more then welcome to continue.

If you'll notice the amount of thumbs I have on the first comment, many people have technically 'praised' me for my intelligent opinion. It went wrong when I began completely disregarding the social construct between families. And if I even cared about that I would have deleted the comments, or any number of comments I've made that have gotten red thumbs.
#17 - Probably. It's a damn shame, though; I think Adam is a very en…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Don't forget Samus 0
User avatar #18 - trostell (05/04/2014) [-]
At least we know the book will not come true, as the dates are all listed 19XX.
#15 - I don't remember that part! The iconic moment for me was actua…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Don't forget Samus 0
User avatar #16 - trostell (05/04/2014) [-]
I think the reason he's always seen as unintelligent is because, the town mob bit that was usually the crescendo of every Frankenstein film is early on in the monster's life, when he can still only barely speak.
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Probably. It's a damn shame, though; I think Adam is a very endearing and thought-provoking character, with a TON of potential if people saw the way he was supposed to be portrayed. I think the Frankenstein novel made me think and question more about myself than any self-help or philosophy book ever did.
User avatar #18 - trostell (05/04/2014) [-]
At least we know the book will not come true, as the dates are all listed 19XX.
#13 - Well yes, I didn't say he was ALWAYS intelligent, I just said …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Don't forget Samus 0
User avatar #14 - trostell (05/04/2014) [-]
I still giggle to myself when I remember that he made himself violently ill after burning the shit out of a bunch of berries.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I don't remember that part! The iconic moment for me was actually when Adam was making friends with the animals around him, including the sleigh dogs he traveled with up North.

I think it proved that he really did have a heart and gentle nature, and the crimes he had committed before that were not because he was inherently evil, but just a reaction (to the child screaming at him) and passion (when he murdered the wife)
User avatar #16 - trostell (05/04/2014) [-]
I think the reason he's always seen as unintelligent is because, the town mob bit that was usually the crescendo of every Frankenstein film is early on in the monster's life, when he can still only barely speak.
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Probably. It's a damn shame, though; I think Adam is a very endearing and thought-provoking character, with a TON of potential if people saw the way he was supposed to be portrayed. I think the Frankenstein novel made me think and question more about myself than any self-help or philosophy book ever did.
User avatar #18 - trostell (05/04/2014) [-]
At least we know the book will not come true, as the dates are all listed 19XX.
#163 - I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinio… 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -2
#162 - I have plenty of siblings actually, and I care for them just f… 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -2
#3 - Gods damn, I don't even WANT world peace. 05/04/2014 on Lambo 0
#15 - It gets disgusting when you realize that sea-cucumbers jettiso…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2014 on only a sea cucumber +7
#24 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Well that counts as gore
flagged bitcheeeees
LELELELELELELELE
#20 - shambizzle (05/04/2014) [-]
Not to mention that they eat poop and breath all out of the same hole, and that they have one on each side.
#18 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
sound like that needs to be a metal song
User avatar #32 - mehy (05/04/2014) [-]
ummm ... Metapocalypse - "Briefcase full of guts" ? No one ?
#2 - Gods damn, that dog ***** a mile a minute. 05/04/2014 on do you even messel bro? 0
#118 - Then what are we arguing about? I'm aware of that, an… 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -2
#113 - You're right, man. We should be more like Eastern society wher…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -3
#242 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
You're not a "private person."
You have no friends or family to whom you can relate anything.
You have no-one. You cannot possibly understand that family does look out for family.

Alerting one's siblings that they are dating a psychotic, neurotic, jealous control freak is not "controlling" their lives. In a normal sibling relationship, simply giving them warning would be enough to have them re-evaluate their relationship.
The girl is saying that she knows her brother well enough that if warned, he would run, not that she can force her brother to break up with the psycho bitch.

It's not that family can control your life. It's that you care what they think and can understand that your choices in life affect those closest to you. Sure, you can do whatever the hell you want with life, but it's going to be a lonely life if you treat your family's very valid opinions like shit.
User avatar #243 - captainfuckitall (05/06/2014) [-]
Ah, I forgot that you were privy to my life, my personality, and every little thing about me. My mistake.

Right. I'm not gonna debate with you about what she said. We can SEE what she said and how she meant it, you're just desperately grasping at straws.

Well they're not very valid. It IS my life, just like it is yours, and you're not obligated to listen to anyone about it, even if they are right. Nobody controls you but you, that's all.
User avatar #115 - commontroll (05/04/2014) [-]
I never said they should control each others' lives. And note that I'm saying Western society has become too apathetic with family, meanwhile in Eastern culture they care way too much.

And as for the family knowing best, I say that because when you're interested or involved with somebody, then you tend to be pretty blind to it.

Now, I'll admit that lots of families are just fucked up and that because of that people will not bond with their families and instead bond the similar bond with friends. My best friend has that kind of relationship with me, where I've basically taken the place that a brother would have with him, and can help influence him because of that.

But, because I'm in that kind of friendship with him, I expect him to tell me if my girlfriend of a year and a half is treating me wrongly and I deserve better, just like I tell him if a girl he's dating is not worth having around.

Ultimately, it's still my choice or his choice on what we do with our lives, but it doesn't mean we won't try and show them the problems with how they're acting anyway.
User avatar #118 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Then what are we arguing about?

I'm aware of that, and so I plan ahead with that in mind. It seems rather obvious to me.

Well good for you two. I hope you guys help each other reach new heights. That's what I was trying to say earlier before everyone got frustrated and assumed I was telling all families to fuck off. It's okay to guide, support, and be there, but to believe you have absolute control over someone's life is simply wrong, regardless of your affiliation with them (unless of course you can blackmail them).
#11 - Facts about Frankenstein's monster: He was neither gr…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Don't forget Samus +31
User avatar #19 - useroftheLOLZ (05/04/2014) [-]
I always felt that it was a more grim look upon the human condition.

You have Dr. Frankenstein seeking to bring about like, and to an extent, escape death, all born from his knowledge and curiosity of the world around him, a trait passed down to adam. In his pursuits, he created life from death; he defied god and the heavens, and done what only god could do.

Adam, like an infant, in the beginning, sought the love and attention of Dr. Frankenstein, his father. But when he found that there was none to be found, because he did not fit the image his father desired, he turned his eyes to the world around him, and saw what his father saw. He learned all that he could, and saw all that he could.

In the end, Victor dies, as all men do. And Adam, without his creator, finds that his life is devoid of meaning. So he leaves, whether it is to die is unknown, as we do not know if it's truly possible that he can die, as it may not be possible to kill that which never truly had a beating heart.

All in all, it screams of the human condition. The innate curiosity all humans share, our desire for companionship, our innate knowledge of death that we all know of, even those who have never seen nor heard of it, know of death, our search for love and gratification, and our search for the meaning of life, or our place in it.
User avatar #12 - trostell (05/04/2014) [-]
Actually, in the beginning, Frankenstein's monster had the mind of a toddler, but due to the full-sized body, his ability to learn far exceeded those with a similar level of intelligence. Over the next few short years, he LEARNED to read, write, speak multiple language, and had a better grasp of physics and the sciences than his creator did.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well yes, I didn't say he was ALWAYS intelligent, I just said he was hyper intelligent...that he learns very quickly...which he does. (I actually think it read somewhere that the only brain that Victor Frankenstein could get for the monster was half the brain of a criminal, as those jars are easy to procure and nobody cares if they go missing, and half of another scientist who had recently died)
User avatar #14 - trostell (05/04/2014) [-]
I still giggle to myself when I remember that he made himself violently ill after burning the shit out of a bunch of berries.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I don't remember that part! The iconic moment for me was actually when Adam was making friends with the animals around him, including the sleigh dogs he traveled with up North.

I think it proved that he really did have a heart and gentle nature, and the crimes he had committed before that were not because he was inherently evil, but just a reaction (to the child screaming at him) and passion (when he murdered the wife)
User avatar #16 - trostell (05/04/2014) [-]
I think the reason he's always seen as unintelligent is because, the town mob bit that was usually the crescendo of every Frankenstein film is early on in the monster's life, when he can still only barely speak.
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Probably. It's a damn shame, though; I think Adam is a very endearing and thought-provoking character, with a TON of potential if people saw the way he was supposed to be portrayed. I think the Frankenstein novel made me think and question more about myself than any self-help or philosophy book ever did.
User avatar #18 - trostell (05/04/2014) [-]
At least we know the book will not come true, as the dates are all listed 19XX.
#18 - It's even stranger to read if you know it's a guy commenting. 05/04/2014 on Stuff That Guys Do +2
#78 - Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -7
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
TL;DR
#75 - "I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -8
#131 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
TL;DR
#73 - Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -7
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
TL;DR
#70 - Then she has influence, not power. A mistake of words, I suppo…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -8
User avatar #71 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, I get where you're coming from, but lets say this. Your bestest friend in the ENTIRE world, someone who knows you. Your closest secrets, who has seen you at your lowest and stuck by your side all throughout that point and kept it strong. They see this girl you've been having a fling with and they pull you aside and say.

'Hey.. Look, I texted you last night and that girl was on your phone, she was getting all defensive and calling herself your girl... You may have a psycho on your hands dude.." I know for a fact your not gonna walk up to her and be like OH HELL NAW WE THROUGH. But you sure are gonna have a red light in your head, right?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know more about the relationship between me and her than he does, and so I would assure him not to worry and if there were any problems I would solve them.

We're arguing about two separate things here, sir. I am only saying that family should not have CONTROL over your life, nobody should. There's a difference between "Hey dude, I think something might be up" and him or your brother sister going right up to your girlfriend and saying "You guys are no longer together, you are broken up because he will listen to me. Bye bye now"
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
TL;DR
#67 - "She said she had the power" That is controlling…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -10
User avatar #69 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
No, it doesn't. It means she has pull in his life, it means she has enough meaning to him that if she felt the need to say something about her that he will listen.

Not everyone wants to be like you and say fuck you and what you think to someone who obviously cares about and loves them.
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Then she has influence, not power. A mistake of words, I suppose.

I don't say that to anyone who loves me or cares for me, but I have spent more time with myself and reflecting on myself than anyone else, well, ever has. I know me better than them, and I trust my judgement in these matters more than I trust theirs. That's all their is to it. Suggestions are always welcome, as are second opinions, but in the end it is myself who still knows what is best for me.
User avatar #71 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, I get where you're coming from, but lets say this. Your bestest friend in the ENTIRE world, someone who knows you. Your closest secrets, who has seen you at your lowest and stuck by your side all throughout that point and kept it strong. They see this girl you've been having a fling with and they pull you aside and say.

'Hey.. Look, I texted you last night and that girl was on your phone, she was getting all defensive and calling herself your girl... You may have a psycho on your hands dude.." I know for a fact your not gonna walk up to her and be like OH HELL NAW WE THROUGH. But you sure are gonna have a red light in your head, right?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know more about the relationship between me and her than he does, and so I would assure him not to worry and if there were any problems I would solve them.

We're arguing about two separate things here, sir. I am only saying that family should not have CONTROL over your life, nobody should. There's a difference between "Hey dude, I think something might be up" and him or your brother sister going right up to your girlfriend and saying "You guys are no longer together, you are broken up because he will listen to me. Bye bye now"
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
TL;DR
#65 - Good for her. She still doesn't decide his life.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -8
User avatar #66 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Said she has the power, not she will do it. No one here is controlling anyone's like.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"She said she had the power"
That is controlling someone's life, actually. Having power over someone means you have control over them.
User avatar #69 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
No, it doesn't. It means she has pull in his life, it means she has enough meaning to him that if she felt the need to say something about her that he will listen.

Not everyone wants to be like you and say fuck you and what you think to someone who obviously cares about and loves them.
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Then she has influence, not power. A mistake of words, I suppose.

I don't say that to anyone who loves me or cares for me, but I have spent more time with myself and reflecting on myself than anyone else, well, ever has. I know me better than them, and I trust my judgement in these matters more than I trust theirs. That's all their is to it. Suggestions are always welcome, as are second opinions, but in the end it is myself who still knows what is best for me.
User avatar #71 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, I get where you're coming from, but lets say this. Your bestest friend in the ENTIRE world, someone who knows you. Your closest secrets, who has seen you at your lowest and stuck by your side all throughout that point and kept it strong. They see this girl you've been having a fling with and they pull you aside and say.

'Hey.. Look, I texted you last night and that girl was on your phone, she was getting all defensive and calling herself your girl... You may have a psycho on your hands dude.." I know for a fact your not gonna walk up to her and be like OH HELL NAW WE THROUGH. But you sure are gonna have a red light in your head, right?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know more about the relationship between me and her than he does, and so I would assure him not to worry and if there were any problems I would solve them.

We're arguing about two separate things here, sir. I am only saying that family should not have CONTROL over your life, nobody should. There's a difference between "Hey dude, I think something might be up" and him or your brother sister going right up to your girlfriend and saying "You guys are no longer together, you are broken up because he will listen to me. Bye bye now"
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
TL;DR
#63 - Well good for you. Still, regardless of whether she's…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/03/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -9
User avatar #64 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
No, it's not her relationship, but that is her brother, that's her family. The fact she was defensive means that there is a bond. Family looks out for each other, it's how humans are.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Good for her. She still doesn't decide his life.
User avatar #66 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Said she has the power, not she will do it. No one here is controlling anyone's like.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"She said she had the power"
That is controlling someone's life, actually. Having power over someone means you have control over them.
User avatar #69 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
No, it doesn't. It means she has pull in his life, it means she has enough meaning to him that if she felt the need to say something about her that he will listen.

Not everyone wants to be like you and say fuck you and what you think to someone who obviously cares about and loves them.
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Then she has influence, not power. A mistake of words, I suppose.

I don't say that to anyone who loves me or cares for me, but I have spent more time with myself and reflecting on myself than anyone else, well, ever has. I know me better than them, and I trust my judgement in these matters more than I trust theirs. That's all their is to it. Suggestions are always welcome, as are second opinions, but in the end it is myself who still knows what is best for me.
User avatar #71 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, I get where you're coming from, but lets say this. Your bestest friend in the ENTIRE world, someone who knows you. Your closest secrets, who has seen you at your lowest and stuck by your side all throughout that point and kept it strong. They see this girl you've been having a fling with and they pull you aside and say.

'Hey.. Look, I texted you last night and that girl was on your phone, she was getting all defensive and calling herself your girl... You may have a psycho on your hands dude.." I know for a fact your not gonna walk up to her and be like OH HELL NAW WE THROUGH. But you sure are gonna have a red light in your head, right?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know more about the relationship between me and her than he does, and so I would assure him not to worry and if there were any problems I would solve them.

We're arguing about two separate things here, sir. I am only saying that family should not have CONTROL over your life, nobody should. There's a difference between "Hey dude, I think something might be up" and him or your brother sister going right up to your girlfriend and saying "You guys are no longer together, you are broken up because he will listen to me. Bye bye now"
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
TL;DR
#58 - Eh, well one could say it the other way around too. Your frien…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" -4
#61 - Bacabed (05/03/2014) [-]
I guess what I'm getting at is that my family's always been there, friends not so much. But hey, different lives will lead to different results. I'm sure there's some people out there who won't even hear what their family has to say let alone heed their advice.

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User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, ******** , and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
User avatar #438 to #447 - captainfuckitall (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
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