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#12 - Than again, with that logic, nearly every substantial victory …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Well, he was a pretty big... +11
#13 - apackofwolves (10/29/2013) [-]
I mean, I look at Snape, and everything good that he does is either to make amends for something bad he did, or because he does not know how to move on from his childhood crush. Everyone talks about how he was just the kindest, most lovable character in the entire series because he never stopped loving Harry's mom, but he was a major prick the whole series.
#16 - luigiyoshi (10/29/2013) [-]
Well, I'm not actually a huge fan of him but to be fair...
Dumbledore had Snape spying on Voldemort. This means that he had one of the absolute greatest and most respected wizards needing him to be close to and serve the epitome of evil that murdered the girl that he was absolutely in love with and never able to get over. He couldn't move on from loving her, but he spent his life having to be right next to the person that killed her. Excuse him for being cynical and seemingly annoyed, his entire existence was one selfless life completely devoted to making sure that the whole world, both wizarding and muggle, didn't fall. He had no happiness. The fuck would you do? Smile and just try to make everyone's day better?
User avatar #79 - Dwarf (10/30/2013) [-]
Damn, dude, you know your shit.
#26 - bhlizzm (10/29/2013) [-]
I know that feel
#38 - gmanofwonder (10/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I feel an importance of not listening to your ideals at all at first. As a matter of fact, Leaf Village can take it up the poop-shoot.
#19 - apackofwolves (10/29/2013) [-]
I'm just mad about him fucking Sirius over so badly in the third book and letting Peter Pettigrew get away (not actually his fault, I know, but I still blame him for everything that happened that night.) Sirius was my favorite character
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
Eh, Sirius tried to get Snape eaten by a werewolf when they were teens, it was only because his arch nemesis intervened that he survived, if not, Sirius really would have just left him to die for no other reason than he was a bully and felt like it.

I would say they're even.
User avatar #22 - lotengo (10/29/2013) [-]
Sirius was a cool guy in the books. But when he and Snape went to school he was a total dickface and Snape just got even with him
#20 - luigiyoshi (10/29/2013) [-]
I understand entirely, Sirius was my favorite too.
#11 - Granted, he doesn't have to be autistic to be able to do that.… 10/29/2013 on     +1
#19 - Thank you.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Frienderman 0
User avatar #20 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Tell me what you think when you're done.
User avatar #23 - blokrokker (10/29/2013) [-]
And then he was never heard from again.

Or it's a fuck-off long story.
User avatar #33 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
It has 6 parts. It is one of if not thee best creepy pastas ever.
#17 - I doubt you could. But sure. And cut me some slack, I…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Frienderman 0
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #20 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Tell me what you think when you're done.
User avatar #23 - blokrokker (10/29/2013) [-]
And then he was never heard from again.

Or it's a fuck-off long story.
User avatar #33 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
It has 6 parts. It is one of if not thee best creepy pastas ever.
#15 - Movie. Although it evolved into a fear of any type of woman wi…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Frienderman 0
User avatar #16 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Come on, would you like me to link you a story that will make you ten times that paranoid to wash away your fear of asian women?
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
I doubt you could. But sure.

And cut me some slack, I was really young at the time and the concept just terrified me.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #20 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Tell me what you think when you're done.
User avatar #23 - blokrokker (10/29/2013) [-]
And then he was never heard from again.

Or it's a fuck-off long story.
User avatar #33 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
It has 6 parts. It is one of if not thee best creepy pastas ever.
#12 - Eh, even then I never cared much for him. He just seemed like …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Frienderman 0
User avatar #14 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Oh you mean the movie. Come on those things were hilarious. It was just crap going "HIUEDHIDUHEUIHDIDE"
User avatar #13 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Movie or pasta?
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
Movie. Although it evolved into a fear of any type of woman with long black hair and twisted facial features, growing further into an eventual fear of Japanese women in general...
User avatar #16 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Come on, would you like me to link you a story that will make you ten times that paranoid to wash away your fear of asian women?
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
I doubt you could. But sure.

And cut me some slack, I was really young at the time and the concept just terrified me.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #20 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Tell me what you think when you're done.
User avatar #23 - blokrokker (10/29/2013) [-]
And then he was never heard from again.

Or it's a fuck-off long story.
User avatar #33 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
It has 6 parts. It is one of if not thee best creepy pastas ever.
#5 - Not really. Slenderman has become the most over-rated horror c…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Frienderman +11
User avatar #42 - priestoftheoldones (10/29/2013) [-]
Well, creepy pastas. Before he was really big, he was not scary, unsettling. How he looked, how he acted. It all fit together to make him so creepy. The games were good, but then he got REALLY big. Then he started going bad. Smile dog is still the scariest shit to ever come from the internet.
User avatar #11 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
If you ever read his creepy pastas before all the gay hype, he was truly one of the creepiest characters around. His eerie stalking and uncanny appearance gave him an undeniably unsettling aura. He wasn't some dumb ass Michael Myers who just chases people forever and then get's shot 300 times falls out a window and mysteriously vanishes only to do it again for seven movies.
User avatar #12 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
Eh, even then I never cared much for him. He just seemed like a tall guy that kidnapped kids; like if Shaquille O'Neal was a pedophile.

No, I tended to find other things much scarier; my own worst fear is Kayako, The Grudge woman.
User avatar #14 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Oh you mean the movie. Come on those things were hilarious. It was just crap going "HIUEDHIDUHEUIHDIDE"
User avatar #13 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Movie or pasta?
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
Movie. Although it evolved into a fear of any type of woman with long black hair and twisted facial features, growing further into an eventual fear of Japanese women in general...
User avatar #16 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Come on, would you like me to link you a story that will make you ten times that paranoid to wash away your fear of asian women?
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
I doubt you could. But sure.

And cut me some slack, I was really young at the time and the concept just terrified me.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (10/29/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #20 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
Tell me what you think when you're done.
User avatar #23 - blokrokker (10/29/2013) [-]
And then he was never heard from again.

Or it's a fuck-off long story.
User avatar #33 - spartusee (10/29/2013) [-]
It has 6 parts. It is one of if not thee best creepy pastas ever.
#35 - After she smacks him, the black guy turns into Jaden Smith 10/28/2013 on Best kiss cam ever ? +1
#29 - But if the problem is brought on BY yourself, then 'convincing… 10/28/2013 on FeelsJunk 0
#28 - And there's a way to get more, it's called "Working Hard". 10/28/2013 on FeelsJunk 0
#16 - A great story to tell is worth 10 blowjobs, my friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on WRONG LEVER! +2
#18 - adirtysmuggler (10/28/2013) [-]
This guy ^
#25 - No it's not. I understand what you mean, but to say that "…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on FeelsJunk 0
User avatar #26 - theantidote (10/28/2013) [-]
Willpower is an effective tool as anything and in a lot of cases of anxiety as well, I can put a smile on my face and say everything is okay and eventually I would believe myself. But I can hardly call this healthy, because no matter how much you convince yourself it doesn't get rid of the problem. Depression isn't just a spat of sadness, more a mental battering every day for months on end. Now I'm not saying that putting a placebo in place isn't effective because it is generally at a 1 in 3 success rate in most cases but I see that as putting a plaster over an infected wound and hoping it will get better, sure it could do, or it could get exponentially worse. Just my thoughts though, I'm sure this is an endless debate on views which are perfectly valid as each other. I would like to see this thing about the guy in the Arctic, seems quite interesting
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2013) [-]
But if the problem is brought on BY yourself, then 'convincing' yourself isn't actually convincing yourself, it's literally solving the problem.

It may very well be, but it's no different from mania, where you're happy every day for months on end; the only difference is that people are 'diagnosed' with depression more than mania. It's obviously not a chemical thing, as chances are literally 50/50 that you would get one or the other, it's more than likely brought on by the persons own attitude and mind-set, and if that is so, then it is solved by the attitude or mind-set as well. It's no wonder so many pills do not work, it's because it's not caused by something a pill can fix.

I think the guy was called "Ice-Man" or something, I forget his real name, probably Russian, but he just loved the cold. He would hang out in deep-freezers and go swimming in an ice-cold lake every morning and he described it as a literal addiction, and yet he never suffered from hypothermia or any other ill effects.

Just looked it up. He's Danish, "Wim Hof" is his name: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Hof
#23 - Except it's nothing like that. There is no physical force stop…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2013 on FeelsJunk 0
#27 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
Yes there is, its called money.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2013) [-]
And there's a way to get more, it's called "Working Hard".
User avatar #24 - theantidote (10/28/2013) [-]
Anxiety is such a broad term it's impossible to say you can 'will yourself' past it. Yeah there is the anxiety of going for a job interview, kinda of irrational everyday things. But have you ever suffered with depression? Where there are no silver linings in any cloud you see? It is not a matter of a willpower, it is a genuine illness that won't just treat itself.
This comic is simply putting out the fact that no manner of 'convincing' will help someone get over their 'wall' of anxiety even though they should have the ability to do so (even though the owl can fly it cannot get past the wall)
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2013) [-]
No it's not. I understand what you mean, but to say that "Anxiety" covers more ground than "Willpower" is just absurd.

I've been sad before, yes; very sad even, yet I got myself out of it in a jiffy through rationalization and a better mind-set. Whether it is a genuine illness or not is irrelevant (I personally think Depression is just a state-of-mind, not an actual illness, but I won't get into that and I also understand why other people do consider it a genuine illness and they have full rights to believe so), as any doctor or psychologist with salt to their name would agree that the placebo is the most effective medicine we have, outclassing any and all other forms of medicine. People have literally healed themselves from otherwise terminal illnesses, there are records of people surviving wounds that should have killed them instantly and even people who are able to endure extraordinary circumstances (such as jogging through the Arctic wearing only your underwear, which was done by an actual man who, for lack of a better word, just loved the cold. He was featured in the Ripliey's book of World Records or something), through all this I highly doubt depression is the 'make or break' of humanity.

I understand what the comic was trying to portray, I just simply disagree with it.
User avatar #26 - theantidote (10/28/2013) [-]
Willpower is an effective tool as anything and in a lot of cases of anxiety as well, I can put a smile on my face and say everything is okay and eventually I would believe myself. But I can hardly call this healthy, because no matter how much you convince yourself it doesn't get rid of the problem. Depression isn't just a spat of sadness, more a mental battering every day for months on end. Now I'm not saying that putting a placebo in place isn't effective because it is generally at a 1 in 3 success rate in most cases but I see that as putting a plaster over an infected wound and hoping it will get better, sure it could do, or it could get exponentially worse. Just my thoughts though, I'm sure this is an endless debate on views which are perfectly valid as each other. I would like to see this thing about the guy in the Arctic, seems quite interesting
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2013) [-]
But if the problem is brought on BY yourself, then 'convincing' yourself isn't actually convincing yourself, it's literally solving the problem.

It may very well be, but it's no different from mania, where you're happy every day for months on end; the only difference is that people are 'diagnosed' with depression more than mania. It's obviously not a chemical thing, as chances are literally 50/50 that you would get one or the other, it's more than likely brought on by the persons own attitude and mind-set, and if that is so, then it is solved by the attitude or mind-set as well. It's no wonder so many pills do not work, it's because it's not caused by something a pill can fix.

I think the guy was called "Ice-Man" or something, I forget his real name, probably Russian, but he just loved the cold. He would hang out in deep-freezers and go swimming in an ice-cold lake every morning and he described it as a literal addiction, and yet he never suffered from hypothermia or any other ill effects.

Just looked it up. He's Danish, "Wim Hof" is his name: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Hof
#13 - I once sang out Cthulhu's prayer while having sex. I…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2013 on WRONG LEVER! +4
User avatar #15 - thebukman (10/28/2013) [-]
I once shouted 'Expecto Patronum' just as I came, when my gf gave me a bj.

Was the last bj for a long time. Still fucking worth it.
User avatar #16 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2013) [-]
A great story to tell is worth 10 blowjobs, my friend.
#18 - adirtysmuggler (10/28/2013) [-]
This guy ^
#67 - No thanks, I'd rather not get my **** slapped by … 10/28/2013 on Break on through 0
#40 - That's the greatest compliment I could have received from some…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on Superior race +3
#75 - puggles (10/29/2013) [-]
and here's a pic of the real and actual puggles taking a nap for your viewing pleasure.
#23 - You don't seem to be listening to me. For starters, I…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Superior race +4
#33 - puggles (10/28/2013) [-]
you're so polite to someone who refuses to listen, that you really shouldn't have to have told him that you were canadian.
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2013) [-]
That's the greatest compliment I could have received from someone named Puggles.
#75 - puggles (10/29/2013) [-]
and here's a pic of the real and actual puggles taking a nap for your viewing pleasure.
#13 - They are and they aren't. "Judasim" is a religion, a…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Superior race +7
#22 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
I don't know what you guys smoke in the US, but 'jew' isn't a race.
Not by a long shot.
User avatar #38 - Ruspanic (10/28/2013) [-]
Racial distinctions are somewhat arbitrary, but Jews are typically considered an ethnic group. On race survey questions in the US and such they're not listed as a separate race because they're usually considered "white", and because they're such a small group compared to the normally broad category of a "race".

But it varies. For example, Middle-Easterners such as Arabs are typically classified as white as well, even though we don't usually think of them as such.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2013) [-]
You don't seem to be listening to me.

For starters, I was saying you're right, "Judaism" is a religion and "Isreali" is an ethnic background, they are both two different things but both use the same word to describe themselves. "Jew". Does that mean they are the same? No. It's just like using one word to describe two different things.

Two, I'm not American, I'm Canadian.

Three, I already explained WHY this is the way it is, but you have yet to explain why you so firmly believe it is NOT a race.
#33 - puggles (10/28/2013) [-]
you're so polite to someone who refuses to listen, that you really shouldn't have to have told him that you were canadian.
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2013) [-]
That's the greatest compliment I could have received from someone named Puggles.
#75 - puggles (10/29/2013) [-]
and here's a pic of the real and actual puggles taking a nap for your viewing pleasure.
#9 - And then after Halloween you can take it, go out, and start br… 10/28/2013 on Breaking Bad Pumpkin +2
#9 - I don't know man, having a girl call your penis "Cute&quo… 10/28/2013 on Woah calm down there satan +18
#11 - I'm unsure if this would be gay or masturbation. 10/28/2013 on Fuck the future +5
#53 - Chosen Undead is best undead.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on Dark souls 2 comp 0
User avatar #59 - satrenkotheone (10/28/2013) [-]
No, Solaire is.
#39 - You can log off Funnyjunk. But you can never leave.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on A normal day +4
User avatar #49 - vatra (10/28/2013) [-]
We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.
User avatar #109 - unusualember (10/28/2013) [-]
Any time of year, you can find me here.
#53 - Alright, I'm not in the mood for a debate at the moment, so fi…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #54 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
Implying you could actually counter my points. #rekt
User avatar #55 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
/was baiting you ever since your first comment response to me, lol
#51 - He may regard it as a duck, but that doesn't make it a duck. I…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #52 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
lol, ducks are objective and accidents are subjective. That's your first flaw. If he meant to say it under a certain mode of operation, that mode being one that is not aware of the numerous filters one would have been using at the time, he said what he did improperly, and it was an accident. And adding "period" to the end of a statement doesn't make it any more right, lolz

Consider a hypothetical oil pump that uses a lever to lower a drill bit into the mining area. Let's say that at 6:30 pm, someone is required to climb into the area the drill bit digs to perform scheduled maintenance. Suppose the day before, the clocks had switched hours, and one of the worker's watches displayed 7:30 when it was actually 6:30, and pulled a level that would lower the drill. This kills the man doing the inspection. Is that a homicide since he meant to do it? Or was it manslaughter, being that it was an accident?
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (10/28/2013) [-]
Alright, I'm not in the mood for a debate at the moment, so fine, you're right, I'm incorrect, it was absolutely an accident, I'm just stubborn. Good on you, mate.
User avatar #54 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
Implying you could actually counter my points. #rekt
User avatar #55 - desuforeverlulz (10/28/2013) [-]
/was baiting you ever since your first comment response to me, lol

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#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
#480 - lolollo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
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