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#27 - All of them? It's a requirement to be a police officer, is it?…  [+] (6 replies) 10/18/2015 on (untitled) +9
#91 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
as ghandi once said, be the change you want to see in the world. As in if you're a cop, then don't let this get the best of you and show people cops are good people through YOUR actions. If you cannot take the added stress, then don't take the job
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#96 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
If a father calls his chaste daughter a whore every single day and hits her for it, would you be surprised if she suddenly became one?

"If you are going to be punished for something not done, you may as well do it and take an honest punishment".

The point being, of course a cop is going to have very little patience or courtesy to someone who is going to treat them poorly no matter what; and in case you haven't noticed, "Police compassion" isn't really something that hits top news.

They can take the added stress, otherwise they wouldn't be working, but the point is that it's going to cause wear and tear and make for intolerant people. It would be like working at a restaurant, and no matter how you made someone's food, they called you a shithead. After a couple years, you're just gonna stop giving a shit how you cook it, knowing it doesn't matter in the end; but that one person who DOES appreciate it? Suddenly you'll care, because how refreshing.
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#100 - enlightednatzie (10/19/2015) [-]
Lol true. I was raised the way that no one complemented me for the things i succeeded wit but if i did the slightest thing wrong i'd get called a lazy shitstain. I kinda became a lazy shitstain because of that and it wasnt until i worked and my boss complemented me because i could do pretty simple things without complaining.

Moral of the story: your family is full of shit, dont listen to them.
#93 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
btw im a dif anon
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#70 - dillwithit (10/19/2015) [-]
naw mang he didndunufffin, wes oppressed.
#92 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
btw im a different anon
#19 - Haha, and who are you to talk when the first thing you do is c…  [+] (11 replies) 10/18/2015 on (untitled) +5
#23 - stalini (10/18/2015) [-]
Sorry I don't speak retardish.
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#28 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
The fact that you're being genuine and not trolling is very concerning, because it means you legitimately think you're making a valid argument.
#31 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
Good description of yourself.
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#32 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
Okay.
#33 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
You know what sucks the most?
That we insulted eachother over something that should not matter at all.
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#34 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
I didn't insult you, you started calling yourself retarded.
#35 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
see, you are doing it again
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#36 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
Oh jeez, now I feel bad. I'm sorry, man.
#37 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
I.. I'm sorry too
#62 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
your a fucking negro
#58 - Visual (10/19/2015) [-]
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
#17 - Yes it is. You're only referring to yourself here.  [+] (13 replies) 10/18/2015 on (untitled) +3
#18 - stalini (10/18/2015) [-]
Very intelligent comeback again.
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#19 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
Haha, and who are you to talk when the first thing you do is call people retarded and 12? Come on, now.

I'm not saying "Sure you are but what am I", you are literally calling YOURSELF retarded, meme arrows or no, and I am agreeing with that statement because if you cannot figure that out yourself, something must be amiss. Get it?
#23 - stalini (10/18/2015) [-]
Sorry I don't speak retardish.
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#28 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
The fact that you're being genuine and not trolling is very concerning, because it means you legitimately think you're making a valid argument.
#31 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
Good description of yourself.
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#32 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
Okay.
#33 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
You know what sucks the most?
That we insulted eachother over something that should not matter at all.
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#34 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
I didn't insult you, you started calling yourself retarded.
#35 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
see, you are doing it again
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#36 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
Oh jeez, now I feel bad. I'm sorry, man.
#37 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
I.. I'm sorry too
#62 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
your a fucking negro
#58 - Visual (10/19/2015) [-]
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
#15 - Yes you are.  [+] (15 replies) 10/18/2015 on (untitled) +3
#16 - stalini (10/18/2015) [-]
>i'm 12 years old and that's the best comeback my dumb brain can come up with
glad to know
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#17 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
Yes it is. You're only referring to yourself here.
#18 - stalini (10/18/2015) [-]
Very intelligent comeback again.
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#19 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
Haha, and who are you to talk when the first thing you do is call people retarded and 12? Come on, now.

I'm not saying "Sure you are but what am I", you are literally calling YOURSELF retarded, meme arrows or no, and I am agreeing with that statement because if you cannot figure that out yourself, something must be amiss. Get it?
#23 - stalini (10/18/2015) [-]
Sorry I don't speak retardish.
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#28 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
The fact that you're being genuine and not trolling is very concerning, because it means you legitimately think you're making a valid argument.
#31 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
Good description of yourself.
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#32 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
Okay.
#33 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
You know what sucks the most?
That we insulted eachother over something that should not matter at all.
User avatar
#34 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
I didn't insult you, you started calling yourself retarded.
#35 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
see, you are doing it again
User avatar
#36 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
Oh jeez, now I feel bad. I'm sorry, man.
#37 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
I.. I'm sorry too
#62 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
your a fucking negro
#58 - Visual (10/19/2015) [-]
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
#14 - I'm 99% sure that most cops agree and try to uphold this exact…  [+] (8 replies) 10/18/2015 on (untitled) +38
#22 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
People hate, disrespect, and are paranoid about them because they are dicks.
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#27 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
All of them? It's a requirement to be a police officer, is it? How are they a dick to you, anon?

Let me ask you a simple question: Were you doing something illegal while they were being a dick to you?
#91 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
as ghandi once said, be the change you want to see in the world. As in if you're a cop, then don't let this get the best of you and show people cops are good people through YOUR actions. If you cannot take the added stress, then don't take the job
User avatar
#96 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
If a father calls his chaste daughter a whore every single day and hits her for it, would you be surprised if she suddenly became one?

"If you are going to be punished for something not done, you may as well do it and take an honest punishment".

The point being, of course a cop is going to have very little patience or courtesy to someone who is going to treat them poorly no matter what; and in case you haven't noticed, "Police compassion" isn't really something that hits top news.

They can take the added stress, otherwise they wouldn't be working, but the point is that it's going to cause wear and tear and make for intolerant people. It would be like working at a restaurant, and no matter how you made someone's food, they called you a shithead. After a couple years, you're just gonna stop giving a shit how you cook it, knowing it doesn't matter in the end; but that one person who DOES appreciate it? Suddenly you'll care, because how refreshing.
User avatar
#100 - enlightednatzie (10/19/2015) [-]
Lol true. I was raised the way that no one complemented me for the things i succeeded wit but if i did the slightest thing wrong i'd get called a lazy shitstain. I kinda became a lazy shitstain because of that and it wasnt until i worked and my boss complemented me because i could do pretty simple things without complaining.

Moral of the story: your family is full of shit, dont listen to them.
#93 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
btw im a dif anon
User avatar
#70 - dillwithit (10/19/2015) [-]
naw mang he didndunufffin, wes oppressed.
#92 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
btw im a different anon
#12 - That's like saying I can steal my child's money as long as I'm…  [+] (17 replies) 10/18/2015 on (untitled) +1
#13 - stalini (10/18/2015) [-]
>i'm retarded
glad to know
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#15 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
Yes you are.
#16 - stalini (10/18/2015) [-]
>i'm 12 years old and that's the best comeback my dumb brain can come up with
glad to know
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#17 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
Yes it is. You're only referring to yourself here.
#18 - stalini (10/18/2015) [-]
Very intelligent comeback again.
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#19 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
Haha, and who are you to talk when the first thing you do is call people retarded and 12? Come on, now.

I'm not saying "Sure you are but what am I", you are literally calling YOURSELF retarded, meme arrows or no, and I am agreeing with that statement because if you cannot figure that out yourself, something must be amiss. Get it?
#23 - stalini (10/18/2015) [-]
Sorry I don't speak retardish.
User avatar
#28 - captainfuckitall (10/18/2015) [-]
The fact that you're being genuine and not trolling is very concerning, because it means you legitimately think you're making a valid argument.
#31 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
Good description of yourself.
User avatar
#32 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
Okay.
#33 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
You know what sucks the most?
That we insulted eachother over something that should not matter at all.
User avatar
#34 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
I didn't insult you, you started calling yourself retarded.
#35 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
see, you are doing it again
User avatar
#36 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
Oh jeez, now I feel bad. I'm sorry, man.
#37 - stalini (10/19/2015) [-]
I.. I'm sorry too
#62 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
your a fucking negro
#58 - Visual (10/19/2015) [-]
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
#101 - Life isn't a movie. If 100 people shot a bullet at you the mom…  [+] (8 replies) 10/18/2015 on lol noob +32
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#147 - jamesisawesome (10/19/2015) [-]
If one person starts shooting, everyone around them tends to panic. If all of them had guns, a lot more people could get hurt. It might be different if everybody was highly trained, but with average Joes, it wouldn't end well.
#177 - sirlorge (10/19/2015) [-]
That's precisely why people counter argue with this sign (right) being more effective than the typical sign (left).

Do you think america or anywhere else where violence is a problem is so stupid that it would give untrained and/or undisciplined teachers a gun?

Fuck NO!

The parents wouldn't stand for it. There's already some stupid ass parents who think that guns kill people (they don't) and don't want POLICE on campus because they're armed. Shit, sometimes it's the teachers being that stupid.

I'm sure those teachers you hear about getting between the shooter and the kids would have loved to have a gun at hand. If you can die for your students, you sure as fuck gonna be able to kill for them in self defense.
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#150 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
I don't know, man. I've never seen a fight and suddenly started punching everyone around me.

Yeah, people panic, but it's not as if they would all draw their guns and fire wildly into whatever's in front of them. Most people would either want to get a bead on the situation or just run off.
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#152 - jamesisawesome (10/19/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contagious_shooting

It happens. Not always, but it happens.
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#174 - captainfuckitall (10/19/2015) [-]
Still, which would you rather have? Someone firing off a weapon by accident or in confusion, or someone deliberately trying to kill you?
#157 - shuttletree (10/19/2015) [-]
This fucking website man.
Someone has a Un-Popular Opinion or something nobody thinks is true/believes in
They get pinkied

Even after they provide legitimate proof that their side of the argument is correct.
People just fucking hive-mind and down vote him because someone else did it, so it makes them cool right?
#178 - sirlorge (10/19/2015) [-]
I think the problem with his argument is that he brings up a point within his own argument that nullifies it. Also, the article he links to states:

"While commonly accepted in popular culture and police jargon, there has been yet no scientific evidence "to prove the existence of a contagious shooting dynamic," which O'Donnell said was a "debatable notion.""

Also, a lot of the 15 examples are really non specific 2006: Five officers fired 50 shots at Sean Bell in Queens, New York, including 31 by one detective - who reloaded his weapon during the incident... That's it. No context. Many shots were fired and someone reloaded. What were they shooting? Not important apparently. Also the citations don't match the incidents either, there articles linked are from 2010 and 1999 for this "2006 incident" , with only a few arguably being cases of "contagious shooting". For fucks sake, some of these examples say "[Citation Needed]"

Besides that, he kinda nullifies his argument with the phrase:

"It might be different if everybody was highly trained"

We probably wouldn't hand out guns like candy to any idiot above a certain age. If the staff is armed as part of their "safety regulations" or precautions or whatever you wanna call it , you can bet your ass they are gonna be trained and constantly examined to ensure they are disciplined ie. not leaving their weapon unsupervised, trigger discipline, not showing it off or using it unless specific criteria is met or a certain alarm is sounded, etc. .

Schools that have teachers that refuse training would likely have to rearrange some class' room to ensure that the unarmed staff are surrounded by armed and trained staff, or meet some kind of ratio of armed to unarmed per number of rooms or something of the sort.

So not only is this guy wielding an unpopular opinion, his proof is about as far from legit as one can scrape together (because it contradicts itself).

Also, keep in mind that wikipedia is not 100% a good source. even if it did get you through high school
www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/spectacular-acts-of-wikipedia-vandalism#.fgr2NE7oM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Who_writes_Wikipedia%3F just read the first sentence

Plus, this is funnyjunk. If you have ANY expectations, prepare to be disappointed.
#160 - jamesisawesome (10/19/2015) [-]
That's the internet for you. If we were speaking in real life, we could probably discuss this without being angry or butthurt. But if you put a screen between people, we act like dicks. We're all guilty of this sometimes, even me.
#116 - But keep in mind that you fight Asgore and Asriel with v…  [+] (1 reply) 10/18/2015 on UnderTale Comp Part 3! +6
#117 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
I can see how that would matter for Asgore maybe but for Asriel it wouldn't matter. He's completely impervious to damage and so you're forced to win through other means anyway and because you have help.