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|#17 - Before anyone goes on and on about how lonely they are. If you… [+] (44 new replies)||11/20/2013 on i think i need a hug||+11|
#159 - captainfuckitall (11/20/2013) [-]
You, I remember you. I offered to be your friend once a long time ago and that has not changed, it is YOU who convinced yourself I didn't like you, and I didn't bother trying to change that because I knew you wouldn't believe it.
What I said to you then is still just as true as now, and will still be true 20 years from now, and even a thousand years from now, that you must learn to like yourself before and understand that you are worthy of love and validation before you will be able to get any, otherwise you will just keep pushing people away, like you did to me.
#178 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
I do like myself. But I also know that I get annoying at times, especially when people show me that they want to help. I was merely stopping it before it went rotten. Happens time and time again I'm afraid.
Honestly I'mm not sure of anything altely. All I know is that however I think or do is wrong. It's always wrong and I should change everything I am. I just don't know any more. I don't know
#179 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
Perhaps so, but you lack confidence. Everyone gets annoying at times, pushing people away just makes you more-so. They wouldn't be there if they didn't like you.
No, you don't always act wrongly, you just convince yourself you do. And for as long as you believe you are doing wrong, you will continue to do so. No one on Earth can tell what you are doing better than you, so if you are indecisive and unsure, the first step will be to GET sure.
#181 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
That's all well and good, but nobody will always agree with everything you do, which is why you need to stand by your own principles. Do what you believe to be best, regardless of what others may think. If it doesn't seem to be working, do not necessarily think you are doing wrong, but question WHY it isn't working.
Constantly adopting a new plan every time a single flaw is discovered gains you nothing; there will always be a flaw, true genius and perseverance is about working around them.
#184 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
But no matter what I choose, I can't change how I feel about things. I'm constantly conflicted, but the conflict is that I'm the only one who thinks I'm awesome and that I can reach my dreams. All I'm ever shown is that I'm wrong wrong wrong. So I just don't know any more. I just can't
#56 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
I don't need a love interest. I need a true companion. Bring your boyfriend if you like, we'll make a man out of him yet.
Be warned; this will not be easy. We will square off against coyotes, cougars, bears and wild dogs. We will walk in forests few have set foot in, drink from rivers few have seen and swim in lakes few have known of.
Well? What say you?
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|#43 - You can obviously tell he's done it before.||11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup||+5|
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|#40 - Chances are it wants to **** you too, actually.||11/19/2013 on Have you seen a baby...||+6|
|#106 - Mhmm, well it's just the way he's portrayed. I mean, ya, he's … [+] (2 new replies)||11/19/2013 on God Damn Batman.||0|
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|#106 - Funnyjunk is love Funnyjunk is life You may never leave. [+] (1 new reply)||11/19/2013 on Too damn high.||0|
|#101 - Eh, as much as I like DC and the comic heroes, Batman has beco… [+] (5 new replies)||11/19/2013 on God Damn Batman.||0|
|#41 - I know. I was making a joke. [+] (1 new reply)||11/19/2013 on TI-punchline-TLE||0|
|#12 - It just looks like he was really happy at first and just less … [+] (1 new reply)||11/19/2013 on 500 days of Die Hard.||0|
#27 - dtanobo (11/19/2013) [-]
I remember reading somewhere that he went through depression after 3rd rock from the sun or whatever it was called because he feared not getting anymore film roles. Now he's one of the biggest stars out there. I'm not sure if what I read was entirely true though so I could be wrong.
|#54 - We're sorry for all that. You know we love you guys and would …||11/19/2013 on Rough Childhood||+1|
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|#61 - This isn't about you, anon.||11/19/2013 on Time Loop||0|