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#20 - At first I didn't know what you meant. Then I looked … 11/26/2013 on Kids +1
#26 - I see your point, although I don't understand it. I know you'r…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Yeah right +1
User avatar #32 - lasmamoe (11/26/2013) [-]
I think he means fake optimists.
The people who typically posts statuses on facebook about how great their lives are, meanwhile they sit at home crying into a pillow.
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
Perhaps, and in that case I would agree with him.
#27 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
Not everyone complains about being sad all the time. And optimists can be annoying when they would rather see the bright side then the side that is more likely to happen. If you want to hope for the best go ahead, but if you aren't even going to acknowledge that bad things can happen and stick your fingers in your ears when i try to help you prepare for it I don't want to hear it when everything starts going to shit. People who complain about everything going wrong all the time are annoying, but I typically classify those as "whiny bitches" as i classify myself a pessimist.
#30 - articulate (11/26/2013) [-]
"Pessimists" makes me think about people who surrender ranked League of Legends games before our base has been taken. "This is clearly over" when the enemy team is only up by like 10 kills. They don't understand that team morale is extremely important. You can be pessimistic, but keep it out of chat. No one else needs to know you think we're going to lose.

Sorry, this is pretty irrelevant, but it just makes me so angry.
#31 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
There is no room for surrender in war or video games, just temporary retreats to attack from a better vantage point.
User avatar #33 - articulate (11/26/2013) [-]
War, yeah, but in video games a surrender means it's over. I will probably never fight the people I was in that game with ever again.
#34 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
NO ROOM FOR SURRENDER, WE FIGHT TILL DEATH DAMMIT.
#35 - articulate (11/26/2013) [-]
Till death do us part?
#39 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if i'm ready for that kind of commitment with you, articulate.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
Not everyone, fine, but most do. You see, the funny thing here is that you're probably one of those people who likes those "zen pencils" artwork, where the guy draws for quotes, and most of them have to deal with hope and faith and never giving up, yet I'm sure you appreciate those and look to those for wisdom. Yes, I WOULD rather see the bright-side to everything rather than what's most likely to happen, because at least in seeing the brightside you keep trying.

You can't classify a certain group as something else just because you don't want to identify with them, but if you wanna play like that: Those people you were mentioning before are not actually optimists, they're just ignorant fools who do not accept when bad things happen.

Now we're in the same spot, and my opinion is still more well-founded.
#29 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
you see, you had me until you said your opinion was more well founded. And now i'm just not going to respond, because I'm not having THAT debate for a second time today.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
But it is. If you don't want to continue the debate that's fine, but don't pretend that you're the better person for walking off. Furthermore mine would be more well-founded regardless of whether I told you or not
#38 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
I didn't say i was the "better person", but i'm sure as shit not going to argue that your opinion is more "well founded" when it isn't. It's an opinion of what you find annoying based on an irritating faction of an overall group, the same as my opinion of optimists. They're equal opinions, they just aren't the same. Good night.
#98 - Funnyjunk: Accidental education and nobody wants it. 11/26/2013 on stop no please 0
#24 - As much as I like C.K. I absolutely hate pessimists. They just…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Yeah right +1
#25 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
Really? I absolutely hate optimists. They just annoy the hell out of me (and most others, for that matter)

opinions!
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
I see your point, although I don't understand it. I know you're just trying to show that opinions can neither be right nor wrong, and while that is true, opinions CAN be well-founded or not.

Pessimists just tend to be annoying, they tend to look at the bad side of everything and act cynically or pathetically, and this in itself wouldn't be so bad except that many of them see themselves as "superior" because of it, because they "see the world for what it really is" and thus they believe they have more insight than anyone.

Optimists on the other hand are cheerful and looking at the good side of everything, and while that too can be annoying because sometimes you just want to vent or be absorbed in your emotions for a bit, nobody has ever complained about being too happy, while sad people complain about being sad all the time.
User avatar #32 - lasmamoe (11/26/2013) [-]
I think he means fake optimists.
The people who typically posts statuses on facebook about how great their lives are, meanwhile they sit at home crying into a pillow.
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
Perhaps, and in that case I would agree with him.
#27 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
Not everyone complains about being sad all the time. And optimists can be annoying when they would rather see the bright side then the side that is more likely to happen. If you want to hope for the best go ahead, but if you aren't even going to acknowledge that bad things can happen and stick your fingers in your ears when i try to help you prepare for it I don't want to hear it when everything starts going to shit. People who complain about everything going wrong all the time are annoying, but I typically classify those as "whiny bitches" as i classify myself a pessimist.
#30 - articulate (11/26/2013) [-]
"Pessimists" makes me think about people who surrender ranked League of Legends games before our base has been taken. "This is clearly over" when the enemy team is only up by like 10 kills. They don't understand that team morale is extremely important. You can be pessimistic, but keep it out of chat. No one else needs to know you think we're going to lose.

Sorry, this is pretty irrelevant, but it just makes me so angry.
#31 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
There is no room for surrender in war or video games, just temporary retreats to attack from a better vantage point.
User avatar #33 - articulate (11/26/2013) [-]
War, yeah, but in video games a surrender means it's over. I will probably never fight the people I was in that game with ever again.
#34 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
NO ROOM FOR SURRENDER, WE FIGHT TILL DEATH DAMMIT.
#35 - articulate (11/26/2013) [-]
Till death do us part?
#39 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if i'm ready for that kind of commitment with you, articulate.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
Not everyone, fine, but most do. You see, the funny thing here is that you're probably one of those people who likes those "zen pencils" artwork, where the guy draws for quotes, and most of them have to deal with hope and faith and never giving up, yet I'm sure you appreciate those and look to those for wisdom. Yes, I WOULD rather see the bright-side to everything rather than what's most likely to happen, because at least in seeing the brightside you keep trying.

You can't classify a certain group as something else just because you don't want to identify with them, but if you wanna play like that: Those people you were mentioning before are not actually optimists, they're just ignorant fools who do not accept when bad things happen.

Now we're in the same spot, and my opinion is still more well-founded.
#29 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
you see, you had me until you said your opinion was more well founded. And now i'm just not going to respond, because I'm not having THAT debate for a second time today.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
But it is. If you don't want to continue the debate that's fine, but don't pretend that you're the better person for walking off. Furthermore mine would be more well-founded regardless of whether I told you or not
#38 - fabulouslypink (11/26/2013) [-]
I didn't say i was the "better person", but i'm sure as shit not going to argue that your opinion is more "well founded" when it isn't. It's an opinion of what you find annoying based on an irritating faction of an overall group, the same as my opinion of optimists. They're equal opinions, they just aren't the same. Good night.
#22 - See, many people make a certain mistake when parenting. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Motherfuckers better get in... +2
User avatar #36 - skeptical (11/27/2013) [-]
flawless
User avatar #33 - sugoi (11/27/2013) [-]
What if you only have one kid?
Threaten his teddy bear?
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (11/27/2013) [-]
Beat his mother.
#74 - I hate to break it to you, but at the moment you're whining mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Hermione Granger 0
#75 - Ken M (11/26/2013) [-]
lol k retard
#73 - How am I being oversensitive, exactly? 11/26/2013 on Hermione Granger 0
#28 - Ummm....Alright? Still doesn't mean they look good.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #29 - Loppytaffy (11/27/2013) [-]
I know, it's almost embarassing.
#217 - So? That doesn't mean they didn't convert after being incarcerated. 11/26/2013 on how did this happen? 0
#22 - I don't think they're handsome, I just thing they're too lean … 11/26/2013 on (untitled) 0
#4 - "Hermione Granger and That Time I Was a Time Lord" …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Hermione Granger +2
User avatar #22 - sabotagesam (11/26/2013) [-]
"Captainfuckitall and the Fucking Annoying Case of Oversensitivity"
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
How am I being oversensitive, exactly?
User avatar #7 - theincrediblegoose (11/26/2013) [-]
They like it.
#6 - Ken M (11/26/2013) [-]
You.

Wtf is it with whiny retarded cunts everywhere? Goddamn, I fucking hate those kind of people.
User avatar #74 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
I hate to break it to you, but at the moment you're whining more than I am.
#75 - Ken M (11/26/2013) [-]
lol k retard
#7 - I actually intend to live forever, so... 11/26/2013 on How Are You More Likely to Die 0
#15 - I like the comic and all, but who the **** thought it w…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/26/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #23 - Loppytaffy (11/26/2013) [-]
You think Robin has never been an anime character before?
I believe Puffy Amiyumi did the opening credits and his voice actor went on to voice various characters in Avatar.
Also Tara Strong was in it.
User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
Ummm....Alright? Still doesn't mean they look good.
User avatar #29 - Loppytaffy (11/27/2013) [-]
I know, it's almost embarassing.
#21 - hankpym (11/26/2013) [-]
thats just how rocafort draws people, incredibly handsome

look at his fucking superboy
#25 - thedudethedude (11/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
I don't think they're handsome, I just thing they're too lean and oriental looking.
User avatar #18 - hellomynameisbill (11/26/2013) [-]
they don't, they're just a tad more attractive looking in the visual sense. it's at least much better than old style comics that had little tone and were printed via dot inking
#17 - sofunnyso (11/26/2013) [-]
Lol that explains why they looked more appealing to me. I never considered reading comics before.
#24 - thedudethedude (11/26/2013) [-]
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#14 - I love Jerry Springer so much. 11/26/2013 on Guilty pleasures 0
#13 - This is my fetish. 11/26/2013 on You PRessed the Wrong Button!! 0
#6 - And so the world will burn to ashes, and from the dust will re… 11/26/2013 on When The Red Thumb Penalty... 0
#20 - >tfw you're not hated enough for people to send you angry messages  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Tard Rage +2
User avatar #21 - muninn (11/26/2013) [-]
>tfw this account is only 3 days old and I had literally not posted anything before this.

Trolls, amirite?
#15 - What if these were actually the facial expressions of the anim… 11/26/2013 on Ho Ho Ho +1
#85 - I'm sorry you can't think of Richard Dawkins without getting a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on how did this happen? -3
#126 - electrictroll (11/26/2013) [-]
If you do the numbers based on religious affilitan in the country as a whole,
0.8% of christians are in prison while 0.2% of athiests are in prison.
Did the math in comment #123
User avatar #217 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
So? That doesn't mean they didn't convert after being incarcerated.
#9 - At first I thought he was saying a weird form of "Identit… 11/26/2013 on ID10T +1
#12 - "Lots of fan art" They know what they saw. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on fionhuuaaaa +6
User avatar #13 - darthsalias (11/26/2013) [-]
*HE
#24 - And why do you think so? An opinion cannot be inheren… 11/25/2013 on the prophecy is a clever... -2
#158 - Hmm, but surely you must see that if more good people had guns… 11/25/2013 on guns n shit 0
#156 - While I do agree with you, I also think that if EVERYONE had a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on guns n shit 0
User avatar #157 - rulebysecrecy (11/25/2013) [-]
I think we can agree that all crime is situational, if one were to commit a homicide by breaking and entering a home at 3am when everyone is sleeping it can be done so without or very little resistance. mass shootings at a mall or whatever can still occur, however there is security on site, and a homicidal criminal with intention to commit a mass shooting will still get the drop on unsuspecting people, guns or not if you are unready for an attck you are at a great disadvantage. in the time it takes to draw your firearm you could very well be among those injured. also the attacker with the surprise attack (if you will) immediately causes fear and panic among those innocent. everyone would need to be trained and on guard at all times for such an instance. thus costing a large sum of money to be paid by who? the hard working citizens? or the in-debt government? who would be willing to pay for the firearms and training.
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (11/25/2013) [-]
Hmm, but surely you must see that if more good people had guns, more bad people would be stopped in their actions! I can see where you're coming from, but I suppose I just think that people are more capable than that; after-all, you must remember that people are more confident with a gun, and everyone would want to be the hero who takes him down, so even a surprise assault would not kill many people, as multiple others draw their guns and fire.

Hmm, I think it should be paid out of the persons own pocket. After-all, with less police needed and less money going toward keeping guns illegal, we could lower tax dollars and give them back to the people who then use them for proper firearm buying and training, thus the money would go back into society. I'm not saying you should FORCE guns on people, good sir, I'm simply saying that more good people will get them than bad ones and thus guns should be easier to *acquire

*Provided you have no criminal record or history of mental illness, or anything really that would hint at you being a pscyho.
#32 - I want to **** that dog  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on Fox news thoughts on /b/ -2
#36 - Nahyon (11/25/2013) [-]
i know that feel

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#513 - Ken M (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - Ken M (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - Ken M (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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