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#68 - Good for you, strong morals are a good thing to have (even if …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy 0
#74 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I agree with you that most of our sense of morals were born out of religion and passed on through society. But my biggest problem with religion is the idea of heaven and hell. When the bible says to be a good person, that's good. But when the bible says be a good person or burn for eternity in a lake of fire, that's bad. It doesn't teach people a sense of right and wrong or how to distinguish between the two. It's just a way of coercing people to comply with whatever's written in the bible out of fear. You will never meet an anti-gay atheist because although their sense of morality may have been born from religion, without religion they can make up their own mind about how moral/immoral homosexuality is. The bible says it's immoral but I believe it is not. I see religion as a historical stepping stone to civilized society but in this day and age It is less relevant.

Anyway, I gotta go. It was nice to debate you, even after that rough start.
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
I've actually known Atheists that were terribly against homosexuality because they believed it wasn't natural and that marriage should be between a man and a woman
#63 - I chose stamps because I felt it was the only one that made se… 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy 0
#62 - You didn't offend me. Yes, because as a matter of fact I found…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy 0
#65 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I am 22 but I became an atheist when I was about 15ish. As for a philosophy to live by, I find that atheists generally have very strong moral codes. Christian people tell me that atheists cannot know morality if they don't believe in the bible but the opposite is true. I do the right thing not because I think I will be eternally rewarded for it, or out of fear of hell. I do the right thing because it is the right thing, firmly believing that I will never be rewarded for it after death.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
Good for you, strong morals are a good thing to have (even if they may be detrimental at times)

Unfortunately you're incorrect. You never see a lion care if it slaughters a baby sheep, because it's an animal and doesn't care as long as it's fed. The reasons why humans have morals is not because of an innate sense of personal belief brought about by themselves, but rather, their culture and those around them (deciding what you like and dislike by bouncing it off others). For example, some people believe slavery is wrong, why? Because they believe that all people have a right to freedom. But they cannot come across this belief for themselves for the very same reason lions can't. They come across the concept of slavery whether in books, stories, philosophy, religion, culture, or even personal experience, and through that experience they decide whether they believe it is right or not (and that in itself mostly depends upon their position within it, which also ties with experience). I cannot decide whether I like a colour I've never seen because I've never seen it. Nor can we as a whole have an opinion of something we neigh have a concept of

The point I'm trying to get at is that morals and ethics were, in fact, mostly brought about by philosophy and religions/systems of beliefs at the time, which later translated into culture and society and back out into religion
#74 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I agree with you that most of our sense of morals were born out of religion and passed on through society. But my biggest problem with religion is the idea of heaven and hell. When the bible says to be a good person, that's good. But when the bible says be a good person or burn for eternity in a lake of fire, that's bad. It doesn't teach people a sense of right and wrong or how to distinguish between the two. It's just a way of coercing people to comply with whatever's written in the bible out of fear. You will never meet an anti-gay atheist because although their sense of morality may have been born from religion, without religion they can make up their own mind about how moral/immoral homosexuality is. The bible says it's immoral but I believe it is not. I see religion as a historical stepping stone to civilized society but in this day and age It is less relevant.

Anyway, I gotta go. It was nice to debate you, even after that rough start.
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
I've actually known Atheists that were terribly against homosexuality because they believed it wasn't natural and that marriage should be between a man and a woman
#54 - "I am a free thinker who does not believe in whichever fa…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy 0
#60 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
BTW I did use the term 'fairy tale' to be demeaning because I found your original post to be belittling. And does it really make me an asshole because I believe that my opinion is superior? I mean doesn't everybody? If you thought your opinion was inferior it wouldn't be your opinion anymore.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
I chose stamps because I felt it was the only one that made sense. "Be proud that you didn't kill someone? You SHOULD be proud of that. Proud you don't support war? Some people are. Hmm, I need something that has no philosophical or emotional value tied to it, similar to a hobby that does not take up much conflict or time in one's life" and so stamps were the go-to

Yes, because opinions are subjective and can neither be right nor wrong (however, some opinions and beliefs can be inherently 'better' depending upon your values. I, for example, value productivity, so I see the process of cutting ones self out of depression as stupid, because it does nothing productive). Which is exactly why they are constantly subjected to change
#57 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I am sorry if I offended you. By 'free thinker' I mean that I have a different set of beliefs as my parents. Let me ask you this: I don't know what religion you belong to but I am going to take a guess and say you are Christian. If your parents happened to be Jewish, or Hindu, do you believe that you still would have found Jesus and discovered Christianity to be the one true religion? This is the question that haunted me before I became an atheist. I came to conclusion that having Christian parents made me biased and the only way to truly find answers was to detach myself from their belief system. Once I did that I looked around at all the religions fighting one another and realized that all religious beliefs are simply a product of different cultures growing separately. The only answer for me is that none of them could be correct
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
You didn't offend me. Yes, because as a matter of fact I found my system of belief regardless of my socio or economic background.

Very good and wise thinking for someone so young (I'm going to equally assume you're fairly young, given the general populace of this website). However, just because a system is not right for you doesn't mean it's not right for another. The problem with religious people is that they tend to believe in just that, a form of 'religion' rather than philosophy that they can live by. You never hear a philosophy that tells you to kill another with a different one (although some do praise conflict and bloodshed)
#65 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I am 22 but I became an atheist when I was about 15ish. As for a philosophy to live by, I find that atheists generally have very strong moral codes. Christian people tell me that atheists cannot know morality if they don't believe in the bible but the opposite is true. I do the right thing not because I think I will be eternally rewarded for it, or out of fear of hell. I do the right thing because it is the right thing, firmly believing that I will never be rewarded for it after death.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
Good for you, strong morals are a good thing to have (even if they may be detrimental at times)

Unfortunately you're incorrect. You never see a lion care if it slaughters a baby sheep, because it's an animal and doesn't care as long as it's fed. The reasons why humans have morals is not because of an innate sense of personal belief brought about by themselves, but rather, their culture and those around them (deciding what you like and dislike by bouncing it off others). For example, some people believe slavery is wrong, why? Because they believe that all people have a right to freedom. But they cannot come across this belief for themselves for the very same reason lions can't. They come across the concept of slavery whether in books, stories, philosophy, religion, culture, or even personal experience, and through that experience they decide whether they believe it is right or not (and that in itself mostly depends upon their position within it, which also ties with experience). I cannot decide whether I like a colour I've never seen because I've never seen it. Nor can we as a whole have an opinion of something we neigh have a concept of

The point I'm trying to get at is that morals and ethics were, in fact, mostly brought about by philosophy and religions/systems of beliefs at the time, which later translated into culture and society and back out into religion
#74 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I agree with you that most of our sense of morals were born out of religion and passed on through society. But my biggest problem with religion is the idea of heaven and hell. When the bible says to be a good person, that's good. But when the bible says be a good person or burn for eternity in a lake of fire, that's bad. It doesn't teach people a sense of right and wrong or how to distinguish between the two. It's just a way of coercing people to comply with whatever's written in the bible out of fear. You will never meet an anti-gay atheist because although their sense of morality may have been born from religion, without religion they can make up their own mind about how moral/immoral homosexuality is. The bible says it's immoral but I believe it is not. I see religion as a historical stepping stone to civilized society but in this day and age It is less relevant.

Anyway, I gotta go. It was nice to debate you, even after that rough start.
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
I've actually known Atheists that were terribly against homosexuality because they believed it wasn't natural and that marriage should be between a man and a woman
#53 - No, you don't seem to understand. I'm not arguing what YOU bel… 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy +2
#48 - No, that's being a pretentious ass because you believe you hav…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy +1
#52 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
An atheist knows that he has very little knowledge about the universe. He chooses not to seek answers in thousands-of-years-old texts. How is that pretentious?
#80 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
That's agnostic, not atheist.
User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
"I am a free thinker who does not believe in whichever fairy tale happens to be more popular in the region where I grew up". That's what makes you pretentious. By saying you are a free thinker due to your lack of faith, you imply others are not free thinkers because of their faith. Furthermore, using 'whichever fairy tail' in that context is demeaning to the beliefs of those around you, implying you believe your opinion is superior

Besides, I can't disagree that it's silly to look for knowledge in thousand year old texts, but it IS good to look there for wisdom. The future holds knowledge, the past holds wisdom, the present holds insight. That's how it always is
#60 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
BTW I did use the term 'fairy tale' to be demeaning because I found your original post to be belittling. And does it really make me an asshole because I believe that my opinion is superior? I mean doesn't everybody? If you thought your opinion was inferior it wouldn't be your opinion anymore.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
I chose stamps because I felt it was the only one that made sense. "Be proud that you didn't kill someone? You SHOULD be proud of that. Proud you don't support war? Some people are. Hmm, I need something that has no philosophical or emotional value tied to it, similar to a hobby that does not take up much conflict or time in one's life" and so stamps were the go-to

Yes, because opinions are subjective and can neither be right nor wrong (however, some opinions and beliefs can be inherently 'better' depending upon your values. I, for example, value productivity, so I see the process of cutting ones self out of depression as stupid, because it does nothing productive). Which is exactly why they are constantly subjected to change
#57 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I am sorry if I offended you. By 'free thinker' I mean that I have a different set of beliefs as my parents. Let me ask you this: I don't know what religion you belong to but I am going to take a guess and say you are Christian. If your parents happened to be Jewish, or Hindu, do you believe that you still would have found Jesus and discovered Christianity to be the one true religion? This is the question that haunted me before I became an atheist. I came to conclusion that having Christian parents made me biased and the only way to truly find answers was to detach myself from their belief system. Once I did that I looked around at all the religions fighting one another and realized that all religious beliefs are simply a product of different cultures growing separately. The only answer for me is that none of them could be correct
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
You didn't offend me. Yes, because as a matter of fact I found my system of belief regardless of my socio or economic background.

Very good and wise thinking for someone so young (I'm going to equally assume you're fairly young, given the general populace of this website). However, just because a system is not right for you doesn't mean it's not right for another. The problem with religious people is that they tend to believe in just that, a form of 'religion' rather than philosophy that they can live by. You never hear a philosophy that tells you to kill another with a different one (although some do praise conflict and bloodshed)
#65 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I am 22 but I became an atheist when I was about 15ish. As for a philosophy to live by, I find that atheists generally have very strong moral codes. Christian people tell me that atheists cannot know morality if they don't believe in the bible but the opposite is true. I do the right thing not because I think I will be eternally rewarded for it, or out of fear of hell. I do the right thing because it is the right thing, firmly believing that I will never be rewarded for it after death.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
Good for you, strong morals are a good thing to have (even if they may be detrimental at times)

Unfortunately you're incorrect. You never see a lion care if it slaughters a baby sheep, because it's an animal and doesn't care as long as it's fed. The reasons why humans have morals is not because of an innate sense of personal belief brought about by themselves, but rather, their culture and those around them (deciding what you like and dislike by bouncing it off others). For example, some people believe slavery is wrong, why? Because they believe that all people have a right to freedom. But they cannot come across this belief for themselves for the very same reason lions can't. They come across the concept of slavery whether in books, stories, philosophy, religion, culture, or even personal experience, and through that experience they decide whether they believe it is right or not (and that in itself mostly depends upon their position within it, which also ties with experience). I cannot decide whether I like a colour I've never seen because I've never seen it. Nor can we as a whole have an opinion of something we neigh have a concept of

The point I'm trying to get at is that morals and ethics were, in fact, mostly brought about by philosophy and religions/systems of beliefs at the time, which later translated into culture and society and back out into religion
#74 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I agree with you that most of our sense of morals were born out of religion and passed on through society. But my biggest problem with religion is the idea of heaven and hell. When the bible says to be a good person, that's good. But when the bible says be a good person or burn for eternity in a lake of fire, that's bad. It doesn't teach people a sense of right and wrong or how to distinguish between the two. It's just a way of coercing people to comply with whatever's written in the bible out of fear. You will never meet an anti-gay atheist because although their sense of morality may have been born from religion, without religion they can make up their own mind about how moral/immoral homosexuality is. The bible says it's immoral but I believe it is not. I see religion as a historical stepping stone to civilized society but in this day and age It is less relevant.

Anyway, I gotta go. It was nice to debate you, even after that rough start.
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
I've actually known Atheists that were terribly against homosexuality because they believed it wasn't natural and that marriage should be between a man and a woman
#47 - You cannot prove people who claim god tells them to kill peopl… 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy 0
#46 - I never said Atheists were assholes. My whole point was that s… 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy 0
#45 - That's not what we're arguing  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy +1
#49 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
Isn't it? You said theism is a system of belief and atheism is not. Atheism is very much a system of belief. It is the belief that the universe was not created by god and rather, by the big bang/evolution. As an atheist I find the way you continually assert that atheists have no belief system incredibly offensive and intolerant.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
No, you don't seem to understand. I'm not arguing what YOU believe Atheism means. I'm arguing the dictionary definition. In nearly every scientific context, putting "A" as in "Atheism" or "Asexuality" means LACK OF, the same way that "Mono" means one, and "Bi" means two.

The very definition of Atheism means you simply have no system of belief. And yes, before you say anything, there actually IS a system of faith where "There is absolutely no god and I know it" has its own term, because it's a separate system of belief
#44 - ...No...No it's not. At all, actually. Agnosticism is not know… 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy +1
#26 - Yep. "Theism" is a system of belief. "Atheism&q…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2013 on i found black daddy +1
User avatar #34 - randomserb (07/20/2013) [-]
No, that's agnosticism. Being an atheist means you believe God doesn't exist, while agnosticism is, for the purpose of this discussion, the religious equivalent of asexuality.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
...No...No it's not. At all, actually. Agnosticism is not knowing. Asexuality is NOT having sexual orientation. Atheism is NOT having a system of belief
#31 - anonmynous (07/20/2013) [-]
But it still defines you in the same way
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
That's not what we're arguing
#49 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
Isn't it? You said theism is a system of belief and atheism is not. Atheism is very much a system of belief. It is the belief that the universe was not created by god and rather, by the big bang/evolution. As an atheist I find the way you continually assert that atheists have no belief system incredibly offensive and intolerant.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
No, you don't seem to understand. I'm not arguing what YOU believe Atheism means. I'm arguing the dictionary definition. In nearly every scientific context, putting "A" as in "Atheism" or "Asexuality" means LACK OF, the same way that "Mono" means one, and "Bi" means two.

The very definition of Atheism means you simply have no system of belief. And yes, before you say anything, there actually IS a system of faith where "There is absolutely no god and I know it" has its own term, because it's a separate system of belief
User avatar #30 - thebobinito (07/20/2013) [-]
You just said it yourself. "lack of a system of belief". Within being an Atheist doesn't make you an asshole, it just means you don't believe in any religion at all, I myself have been tried to convert to being Catholic and Christian and an Jehovah's Witness but it did not work, I have no "faith" or whatever they are calling it now.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
I never said Atheists were assholes. My whole point was that saying you're an "Atheist and proud" is like saying you're proud of NOT doing something that has little to no value (as an Atheist sees no value in religion to begin with)
#22 - Being an Atheist and proud is like saying "I don't collec…  [+] (29 new replies) 07/20/2013 on i found black daddy +48
#29 - anonmynous (07/20/2013) [-]
Being an atheist and proud is like saying "I view the world as it is. I accept what I see and make no further assumptions about the purpose of life beyond that. I am a free thinker who does not believe in whichever fairy tale happens to be more popular in the region where I grew up." You have to realize, coming out as an atheist is a very hard thing to do if you were like me growing up in a very religious family. It takes courage and I am proud of it.
User avatar #66 - reginleif (07/21/2013) [-]
found the atheist.
User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
There's no sport to it if they admit it
User avatar #48 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
No, that's being a pretentious ass because you believe you have more knowledge of the universe than the next guy when you don't

Then he proud you're brave, not that you do not subscribe to a certain system of beliefs. That's just stupid
#52 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
An atheist knows that he has very little knowledge about the universe. He chooses not to seek answers in thousands-of-years-old texts. How is that pretentious?
#80 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
That's agnostic, not atheist.
User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
"I am a free thinker who does not believe in whichever fairy tale happens to be more popular in the region where I grew up". That's what makes you pretentious. By saying you are a free thinker due to your lack of faith, you imply others are not free thinkers because of their faith. Furthermore, using 'whichever fairy tail' in that context is demeaning to the beliefs of those around you, implying you believe your opinion is superior

Besides, I can't disagree that it's silly to look for knowledge in thousand year old texts, but it IS good to look there for wisdom. The future holds knowledge, the past holds wisdom, the present holds insight. That's how it always is
#60 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
BTW I did use the term 'fairy tale' to be demeaning because I found your original post to be belittling. And does it really make me an asshole because I believe that my opinion is superior? I mean doesn't everybody? If you thought your opinion was inferior it wouldn't be your opinion anymore.
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
I chose stamps because I felt it was the only one that made sense. "Be proud that you didn't kill someone? You SHOULD be proud of that. Proud you don't support war? Some people are. Hmm, I need something that has no philosophical or emotional value tied to it, similar to a hobby that does not take up much conflict or time in one's life" and so stamps were the go-to

Yes, because opinions are subjective and can neither be right nor wrong (however, some opinions and beliefs can be inherently 'better' depending upon your values. I, for example, value productivity, so I see the process of cutting ones self out of depression as stupid, because it does nothing productive). Which is exactly why they are constantly subjected to change
#57 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I am sorry if I offended you. By 'free thinker' I mean that I have a different set of beliefs as my parents. Let me ask you this: I don't know what religion you belong to but I am going to take a guess and say you are Christian. If your parents happened to be Jewish, or Hindu, do you believe that you still would have found Jesus and discovered Christianity to be the one true religion? This is the question that haunted me before I became an atheist. I came to conclusion that having Christian parents made me biased and the only way to truly find answers was to detach myself from their belief system. Once I did that I looked around at all the religions fighting one another and realized that all religious beliefs are simply a product of different cultures growing separately. The only answer for me is that none of them could be correct
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
You didn't offend me. Yes, because as a matter of fact I found my system of belief regardless of my socio or economic background.

Very good and wise thinking for someone so young (I'm going to equally assume you're fairly young, given the general populace of this website). However, just because a system is not right for you doesn't mean it's not right for another. The problem with religious people is that they tend to believe in just that, a form of 'religion' rather than philosophy that they can live by. You never hear a philosophy that tells you to kill another with a different one (although some do praise conflict and bloodshed)
#65 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I am 22 but I became an atheist when I was about 15ish. As for a philosophy to live by, I find that atheists generally have very strong moral codes. Christian people tell me that atheists cannot know morality if they don't believe in the bible but the opposite is true. I do the right thing not because I think I will be eternally rewarded for it, or out of fear of hell. I do the right thing because it is the right thing, firmly believing that I will never be rewarded for it after death.
User avatar #68 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
Good for you, strong morals are a good thing to have (even if they may be detrimental at times)

Unfortunately you're incorrect. You never see a lion care if it slaughters a baby sheep, because it's an animal and doesn't care as long as it's fed. The reasons why humans have morals is not because of an innate sense of personal belief brought about by themselves, but rather, their culture and those around them (deciding what you like and dislike by bouncing it off others). For example, some people believe slavery is wrong, why? Because they believe that all people have a right to freedom. But they cannot come across this belief for themselves for the very same reason lions can't. They come across the concept of slavery whether in books, stories, philosophy, religion, culture, or even personal experience, and through that experience they decide whether they believe it is right or not (and that in itself mostly depends upon their position within it, which also ties with experience). I cannot decide whether I like a colour I've never seen because I've never seen it. Nor can we as a whole have an opinion of something we neigh have a concept of

The point I'm trying to get at is that morals and ethics were, in fact, mostly brought about by philosophy and religions/systems of beliefs at the time, which later translated into culture and society and back out into religion
#74 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
I agree with you that most of our sense of morals were born out of religion and passed on through society. But my biggest problem with religion is the idea of heaven and hell. When the bible says to be a good person, that's good. But when the bible says be a good person or burn for eternity in a lake of fire, that's bad. It doesn't teach people a sense of right and wrong or how to distinguish between the two. It's just a way of coercing people to comply with whatever's written in the bible out of fear. You will never meet an anti-gay atheist because although their sense of morality may have been born from religion, without religion they can make up their own mind about how moral/immoral homosexuality is. The bible says it's immoral but I believe it is not. I see religion as a historical stepping stone to civilized society but in this day and age It is less relevant.

Anyway, I gotta go. It was nice to debate you, even after that rough start.
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
I've actually known Atheists that were terribly against homosexuality because they believed it wasn't natural and that marriage should be between a man and a woman
User avatar #24 - randomserb (07/20/2013) [-]
Nope. Atheism is a religious belief, just like Catholicism, Orthodoxy, Shintoism etc.
User avatar #27 - arziben (07/20/2013) [-]
it's not, the fact of being an atheist is the fact of NOT believing in any religion whatsoever
User avatar #32 - randomserb (07/20/2013) [-]
God hasn't been proven or disproven. An atheist believes that he does not exist, which kind of makes it a religious belief.
User avatar #245 - arziben (07/21/2013) [-]
how ? how not believing in something makes you a believer ? I see where you're going but no
basically you would believe that this belief is false, that's really stupid considering atheist do not choose to believe god doesn't exist but they choose to not believe in its existence
User avatar #47 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
You cannot prove people who claim god tells them to kill people are mistaken, but do you believe they are correct?
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall (07/20/2013) [-]
Yep. "Theism" is a system of belief. "Atheism" is a lack of a system of belief. Similar to how "Bisexual/Pansexual/Hetrosexual/Homosexual/Demisexual" are all denotations of sexual orientation while "Asexual" is a LACK of sexual orientation.
User avatar #34 - randomserb (07/20/2013) [-]
No, that's agnosticism. Being an atheist means you believe God doesn't exist, while agnosticism is, for the purpose of this discussion, the religious equivalent of asexuality.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
...No...No it's not. At all, actually. Agnosticism is not knowing. Asexuality is NOT having sexual orientation. Atheism is NOT having a system of belief
#31 - anonmynous (07/20/2013) [-]
But it still defines you in the same way
User avatar #45 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
That's not what we're arguing
#49 - anonmynous (07/21/2013) [-]
Isn't it? You said theism is a system of belief and atheism is not. Atheism is very much a system of belief. It is the belief that the universe was not created by god and rather, by the big bang/evolution. As an atheist I find the way you continually assert that atheists have no belief system incredibly offensive and intolerant.
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
No, you don't seem to understand. I'm not arguing what YOU believe Atheism means. I'm arguing the dictionary definition. In nearly every scientific context, putting "A" as in "Atheism" or "Asexuality" means LACK OF, the same way that "Mono" means one, and "Bi" means two.

The very definition of Atheism means you simply have no system of belief. And yes, before you say anything, there actually IS a system of faith where "There is absolutely no god and I know it" has its own term, because it's a separate system of belief
User avatar #30 - thebobinito (07/20/2013) [-]
You just said it yourself. "lack of a system of belief". Within being an Atheist doesn't make you an asshole, it just means you don't believe in any religion at all, I myself have been tried to convert to being Catholic and Christian and an Jehovah's Witness but it did not work, I have no "faith" or whatever they are calling it now.
User avatar #46 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
I never said Atheists were assholes. My whole point was that saying you're an "Atheist and proud" is like saying you're proud of NOT doing something that has little to no value (as an Atheist sees no value in religion to begin with)
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User avatar #72 - PlagueDoctor (07/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorry about that, posted it before finishing. This one is exactly the same with one added sentence.
#69 - But isn't it more severe in the case of transgenders? I have a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Supportive Dad +1
User avatar #419 - PlagueDoctor (07/21/2013) [-]
Well, such a complex over your appearance is indeed not healthy, weither you're obsessed with your small boobs, tiny dick, ginger hair or, in fact, being a girl. Most people (MOST) who feel like this come from a difficult childhood trauna somehow related to the complex in question, or to appearance or acceptance in general. I think there are less extreme ways to heal this, but if it makes the person happy, I'm all for live and let live.
User avatar #422 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
Very well then, we shall simply agree to disagree, and know that the best mode of life is to allow what makes you happy without infringing upon the rights of another
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#60 - jimbobji (07/20/2013) [-]
It all makes sense now
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User avatar #67 - PlagueDoctor (07/20/2013) [-]
Not being able to come to terms with your physical shortcommings and developing complexes because of them is NOT HEALTHY. It is in essence not accepting the fact that you are not ideal, and that you have flaws. If you as a person have problems with self-acceptance then this is a huge deal you have to work on, because it will seriously affect your happiness. But there are two ways of doing that (staying with the "physical shortcommings" example): you can either work on accepting yourself the way you are, and stay rational in changing a few things (fe. get a haircut, improve your diet, start lifting...) or you can do the unnatural thing and go to a plastic surgeon. Now if you are a burn-victim, this obviously doesn't apply, but I do know a few people (my mom's friends) who did plastic surgery and none of them was happy in the end. This eventually lead to getting more surgery, becomming less happy and getting surgery again. So in the end, their complexes were even bigger than they were in the beginning.
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (07/20/2013) [-]
I never replied to a deleted comment before...
User avatar #72 - PlagueDoctor (07/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorry about that, posted it before finishing. This one is exactly the same with one added sentence.
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User avatar #69 - captainfuckitall (07/20/2013) [-]
But isn't it more severe in the case of transgenders? I have a transgender friend (female to male) who hated himself for years and years because he didn't understand why he felt the way he did, and in order to try and be normal he did every girly thing he possibly could and was constantly abused by the boyfriends he had, and just took it because he felt it was the best way to feel pretty and loved (nor does his father accept him).

Now, surely you would not say that is the same emotional stress that comes from having pimples? Furthermore, your pimples eventually go away. He will never feel like he is comfortable in his body. So it's as simple as that, imagine you hate nearly every part of your body and want it changed, then imagine it will never go away and you have to live with it for the rest of your life

Would you honestly claim that such a complex over your appearance THEN is not healthy?
User avatar #419 - PlagueDoctor (07/21/2013) [-]
Well, such a complex over your appearance is indeed not healthy, weither you're obsessed with your small boobs, tiny dick, ginger hair or, in fact, being a girl. Most people (MOST) who feel like this come from a difficult childhood trauna somehow related to the complex in question, or to appearance or acceptance in general. I think there are less extreme ways to heal this, but if it makes the person happy, I'm all for live and let live.
User avatar #422 - captainfuckitall (07/21/2013) [-]
Very well then, we shall simply agree to disagree, and know that the best mode of life is to allow what makes you happy without infringing upon the rights of another
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#56 - jimbobji (07/20/2013) [-]
That's a sad story. Why would you make me sad? Why?
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (07/20/2013) [-]
Because I hate your name
#60 - jimbobji (07/20/2013) [-]
It all makes sense now
User avatar #36 - profanity (07/20/2013) [-]
What the fuck did she expect? Your brother and his boyfriend live with your mother?
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (07/20/2013) [-]
Actually, yes. She's a very family oriented woman (ironically, her children are the exact opposite)
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User avatar #119 - wolverinebamf (07/20/2013) [-]
I know for a fact I saw my dads dick a couple times, walking in on him in the bathroom, but I can not remember what it looks like. This girl is 5 years old, do you remember anything with detail from when you were five?
User avatar #154 - captainfuckitall (07/20/2013) [-]
So did I. That was our father's, though. Not some strangers putting his dick on our Pokemon cards

And yes, actually, I do

Your user name is perfectly correct, by the way

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User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no fucking mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for shit",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty fucked in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anonymous (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
User avatar #448 to #458 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
User avatar #445 to #454 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
User avatar #446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
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