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#10 - I hope they do something in reference to this scene, as in, wh…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Power of Grayskull 0
User avatar #13 - alalalalal (10/07/2013) [-]
If you want to find out read the books, you will find out quicker than waiting for the next episodes to come out
User avatar #26 - sexwithyourwife (10/07/2013) [-]
Regardless I'd rather see the look on her face then just read about her reaction.
User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall (10/07/2013) [-]
I actually don't watch the show, I just thought it was a nice idea
User avatar #17 - alalalalal (10/07/2013) [-]
I haven't watched it yet either, im waiting for the whole series to be done. I loved when the red wedding came out and i was sitting here all like "I was upset by that like 5 years ago and no one cared and now the whole internet has shutdown."
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (10/07/2013) [-]
I know that feel. I usually wait until a series is finished before I ever watch or read it, just so I can get it all over with and have no sense of loss when nothing more comes out in a week. I tend to see a lot of spoilers though...
#5 - This is exactly what happened to 4chan 10/07/2013 on Description of the internet. +1
#17 - For those of you who don't get the comic, (I'm pretty sure it)…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/07/2013 on All I hear when people... +2
#157 - teranin (10/07/2013) [-]
I can't support national socialism, because it essentially constructs a prison for it's citizens. It's a visible prison, and many people may like the security and certainty it can provide, but the downside is human nature. Humans are each a different existence, with different thoughts, beliefs, concepts of justice, hopes, dreams, etc, so to force an absolutist conformity on all people in your country for their own safety and stability I simply cannot endorse.

But maybe that's just because I still have some faith left in humans. If we were Vulcans, National Socialism would be an amazing system, the concept is incredibly logical and if it were executed correctly I think it would generate unbelievable prosperity and progress, and the good of the many would always outweigh the needs of the few. Like ants, we would essentially exist as a singular superorganism, dominating all in our path. Unfortunately, so long as we are human most people are unwilling exist like a slave circuit for a complex machine, we're all just too different from one another. That's why even the greatest national socialist empire I've ever heard of, Warhammer 40k's representation of humanity, finds itself constantly besieged by elements unwilling to conform to it. It's dark, it's beautiful, but it's just the wrong choice for creatures that have their own individual consciousness.

Picture sums up my comment pretty well.
User avatar #162 - captainfuckitall (10/07/2013) [-]
Perhaps you are correct, but even so that has more to do with a mind-set than actual slavery. Look at many Eastern Nations, which have the "You're a cog in a grand machine" mind-set and many of them are quite happy with that, it doesn't dull their individuality, nor do they seem to hate their lives. The difference is that in Western Culture we try to appeal more to the individual while in Eastern Culture they try to appeal to the group as a whole.
User avatar #166 - teranin (10/07/2013) [-]
Yes, many people would be of that mindset, and it would be the state's job to promote that mindset as much as possible, and if humans were purely logical beings it would work beautifully.

Unfortunately, we are as limited by our humanity as we are empowered by it, and very few humans are truly capable of giving themselves over completely to the hive mentality. There will always be that lingering doubt, that question. More importantly, there will always be the possiblity that a person who is evil will gain power, and when you have power in a national socialist government, you have fucking POWER. That much power in the hands of evil, or even in the hands of someone generally good when human nature is to become corrupted by power, will inevitably end poorly for humans.
User avatar #19 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
I think Nazi Germany was pretty cool.
User avatar #43 - Mahazama (10/07/2013) [-]
And that's why you're an idiot.
If the same existed here you would have killed yourself a long time ago.
User avatar #90 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
And what do you mean by here? My great grandparents lived in occupied Norway.
User avatar #95 - hideyowives (10/07/2013) [-]
well the empiralism was a really cool thing, and so was the economy, besides all teh people murdering and all the crazy leaders id say germany did a cool thing
just reiterating not for all the people killing or the racism
User avatar #97 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
Heck, not a bad place as long as you're not a political enemy of the state'n shit.

We're doing a thing on the holocaust'n shit now. The Jerries didn't mind Jews too much, just propaganda against them and didn't really act too harshly until 38
User avatar #98 - hideyowives (10/07/2013) [-]
well the jew did kind of fuck the germans after world war one
not all jewish people but a few groups of them so when hitler used them as a focal point for people to rally against most people were more than ready

shit im German , if i had been alive during that time i would have been absolutely fine
User avatar #100 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
I'd be fine too. Sure I'd live in occupied Norway but... blue eyes, blonde hair.
User avatar #105 - hideyowives (10/07/2013) [-]
Hitler would be all high fiving you and shit
all yucking it up with ya
User avatar #106 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
I'd be rolling with tha big boys.
User avatar #88 - satrenkotheone (10/07/2013) [-]
Why?
#9 - No, that's not the antidote to sickness you filthy stoner 10/07/2013 on Loopy 0
#101 - Am I the only one wondering why the hell the poor countries ha… 10/07/2013 on Grandma's cooking 0
#17 - Oh good lords 10/07/2013 on Elevators +1
#55 - Heh heh....ya... "Lenticular Cloud"... that's what it is... 10/06/2013 on Just another day on earth 0
#472 - The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on captainfuckitall's profile 0
#473 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
#64 - >Japan >Knowing about it makes you nerdy >Top lel  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Name all the symbols 0
User avatar #82 - explore (10/06/2013) [-]
It's Pokemon.
User avatar #83 - explore (10/06/2013) [-]
I think.
#66 - igotthisguys (10/06/2013) [-]
#23 - Haha, don't worry, Occultism doesn't mean the same thing to me…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on *Spoiler Alert* 0
User avatar #25 - silverzepher (10/06/2013) [-]
i've been trying, the best hope is actually not survive at all. the few for the many. easiest thing to do would start wit moving us off this rock into about the middle of noplace, and build something like, EN-II(star ocean the last hope) and producing energy at large ammounts to fule an actual moving from the galaxy into again the middle of nowhere, and to continue to produce massive ammounts of energy, and to expand there, hoping that they will invent 1) the ability to extend life to infinity and 2) a time machine.
#19 - The first method would not work, as if I got my metabolism to …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/06/2013 on *Spoiler Alert* 0
User avatar #22 - silverzepher (10/06/2013) [-]
sorry didn't read everything, but seems like we where headed in the same direction, and don't try the human sacrifice thing, too messy, and doesn't pay off too well.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
Haha, don't worry, Occultism doesn't mean the same thing to me as it does to most others.

In any case, if you discover a fool-proof method, be sure to let me know, and perhaps we could watch stars be born together.
User avatar #25 - silverzepher (10/06/2013) [-]
i've been trying, the best hope is actually not survive at all. the few for the many. easiest thing to do would start wit moving us off this rock into about the middle of noplace, and build something like, EN-II(star ocean the last hope) and producing energy at large ammounts to fule an actual moving from the galaxy into again the middle of nowhere, and to continue to produce massive ammounts of energy, and to expand there, hoping that they will invent 1) the ability to extend life to infinity and 2) a time machine.
User avatar #20 - silverzepher (10/06/2013) [-]
well you understood what i meant, that is one of the very few ways to extend life without manipulating DNA by finding a way to lengthen it at the "age" you want, and you can see the problems with that, actuall rejection of your own DNA for 1, or would you be going with digitizing your memories?
#17 - I actually plan to live forever, so...  [+] (8 new replies) 10/06/2013 on *Spoiler Alert* +1
User avatar #45 - holybronybatman (11/05/2013) [-]
Same here, so far so good.
#34 - lavitts (10/06/2013) [-]
Liches get bitches.
User avatar #18 - silverzepher (10/06/2013) [-]
lower metabolism to such a rate that aging doesn't happen, or just going with the normal "put him in the freezer" method
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The first method would not work, as if I got my metabolism to such a point where I didn't age, I would starve to death even on a full stomach.

If I were put in a freezer, I couldn't experience life.

The method I'm going is both genetic engineering and cybernetic implants (And Black Magic).
User avatar #22 - silverzepher (10/06/2013) [-]
sorry didn't read everything, but seems like we where headed in the same direction, and don't try the human sacrifice thing, too messy, and doesn't pay off too well.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
Haha, don't worry, Occultism doesn't mean the same thing to me as it does to most others.

In any case, if you discover a fool-proof method, be sure to let me know, and perhaps we could watch stars be born together.
User avatar #25 - silverzepher (10/06/2013) [-]
i've been trying, the best hope is actually not survive at all. the few for the many. easiest thing to do would start wit moving us off this rock into about the middle of noplace, and build something like, EN-II(star ocean the last hope) and producing energy at large ammounts to fule an actual moving from the galaxy into again the middle of nowhere, and to continue to produce massive ammounts of energy, and to expand there, hoping that they will invent 1) the ability to extend life to infinity and 2) a time machine.
User avatar #20 - silverzepher (10/06/2013) [-]
well you understood what i meant, that is one of the very few ways to extend life without manipulating DNA by finding a way to lengthen it at the "age" you want, and you can see the problems with that, actuall rejection of your own DNA for 1, or would you be going with digitizing your memories?
#7 - You don't seem to understand, good sir. When we post/thumb up …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Sokklemore 0
#9 - jaganathahroes (10/06/2013) [-]
no i get that....
#47 - I'm actually rather upset they got rid of Amon so early. He wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Amon a boat 0
User avatar #49 - KayRed (10/06/2013) [-]
I would agree with you dude, if Amon didn't go out in such a good way.
#3 - Eh, that'd honestly really kill the mood for me. Ya it would b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on I have no title 0
#4 - Triggles (10/05/2013) [-]
You wouldn't have to continue, he did it when he orgasmed.
#16 - I vaguely remember hearing about a way to kill yourself by con… 10/05/2013 on Stuff 0
#7 - While I agree that sex is over-rated, I will say that it is th…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Poor guy. +13
User avatar #30 - sora2534 (10/05/2013) [-]
I don't know if this is bullshit or not...
God damn....
#12 - nebuchadnezzaurus (10/05/2013) [-]
That reminded me of those overly religious parents who tried to pray away their children's diseases instead of taking them to a doctor, resulting in two of their kids dying
User avatar #29 - YllekNayr (10/05/2013) [-]
When the reason is because they feel like masturbation is evil, it's typically those sorts of parents.
User avatar #8 - motherfuckingkenji (10/05/2013) [-]
And like that I hate his parents.
#7 - I can only imagine the tickling sensation as he runs through t… 10/05/2013 on I tried to take a cute... +1
#41 - Yes it is, but it's being posted TOO MUCH. You have to use it … 10/05/2013 on Tag +1
#10 - 1. Be respectful ('Bitches' is not the way to go) 2. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on Coincidence +1
#15 - jamiemsm (10/05/2013) [-]
thats a guide on how to get women not bitches
#13 - Arguing with the person who created it, yes. 10/05/2013 on Realistic cats +1
#10 - 1. That's not true, provided you are productive and actually d…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Realistic cats +2
#11 - kanedam (10/05/2013) [-]
arguing with cats...?
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (10/05/2013) [-]
Arguing with the person who created it, yes.
#22 - But I'd rather not see it done to one of the few funny caption…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Tag 0
#40 - pwnmissilereborn (10/05/2013) [-]
But it's being posted on related content... If we don't use it, why do we even want memes?
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (10/05/2013) [-]
Yes it is, but it's being posted TOO MUCH. You have to use it in moderation for it to be funny. You don't see a comedian retelling old jokes time and again just because they have a new audience (unless a specific joke is REALLY funny), you have to get new material or use it sparingly, or else it simply loses value and becomes a joke (in a bad way).
#10 - Stop posting this or you'll drive it into the ground. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on Tag 0
#48 - witislimited (10/05/2013) [-]
Shush. The meme's too young for you to change people's minds about it not being cancer. Give it 2 weeks and then everyone will share your opinion as if they were right all along.
#8 - Stop posting this or you'll drive it into the ground  [+] (4 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Tag -2
User avatar #19 - iamgandalfsagbag (10/05/2013) [-]
But that's what we do
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (10/05/2013) [-]
But I'd rather not see it done to one of the few funny captions we have here
#40 - pwnmissilereborn (10/05/2013) [-]
But it's being posted on related content... If we don't use it, why do we even want memes?
User avatar #41 - captainfuckitall (10/05/2013) [-]
Yes it is, but it's being posted TOO MUCH. You have to use it in moderation for it to be funny. You don't see a comedian retelling old jokes time and again just because they have a new audience (unless a specific joke is REALLY funny), you have to get new material or use it sparingly, or else it simply loses value and becomes a joke (in a bad way).

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#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
User avatar #461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
User avatar #462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
User avatar #460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
User avatar #454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
User avatar #450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
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