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#6 - Hello, theexo  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Skinny +1
#12 - theexo (12/23/2013) [-]
hey there, must have forgot to log in when i posted this.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
Gotta admit, that made me laugh. However annoying you might be, you have a good sense of humour about it. Bravo
#6 - Have you ever humped so furiously it became a second form of l…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on What puberty basically... +67
#41 - Absolute Madman (12/23/2013) [-]
Some have theories that humping at around 300hpm will produce enough electricity to power half of England.

User avatar #31 - ningyoaijin (12/22/2013) [-]
Twice.
#5 - Most of these are just sad. If, by some strange chance most of…  [+] (31 new replies) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again -46
User avatar #222 - Kadzait (12/23/2013) [-]
"hey, how are you"
"hi"
User avatar #224 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
"Hi, I'm fine thank you, how are you?"

Something like that, yes.
User avatar #154 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
"Hey, whats up?"
"Hi."
"How is school?"
"Hi.
"Dude, what the fuck..."
"Hi."
User avatar #158 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
If you're that socially inept, then maybe you should not go out at all.

Here, since you can't think past the first step I will give you some instructions.

"Hi"
"Hey, what's up?"
"Nothing much, just *Insert interest here*, how about you?" (*Drawing some pictures, writing some music, playing a new video-game, ect.*)
"*If, at this point I do not ask about your own interest which you can then continue speaking about, I will talk about my own and you can inquire about them. If I, by some chance, happen to do neither, I'll probably just say "I'm doing fine" or "I'm alright", and you can say "good" and go back to what you are doing because I obviously do not want to talk. If I say I'm doing bad you can ask about that as well unless I say otherwise, but it still means I could probably use a shoulder to cry on and you can ask me out to coffee or something*"

Do you think you can handle that?
User avatar #160 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
Woah dude chill, I have no problem interacting with people whatsoever, just trying to make a joke.
User avatar #161 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
I apologize for my rudeness, it's hard to tell sarcasm from genuine responses. As you can see my comment is not that popular and many people seem to be very pathetic when it comes to social interaction.
User avatar #162 - halfi (12/23/2013) [-]
No worries bro, its cool
User avatar #66 - teoferrazzi (12/22/2013) [-]
how is 'hi' any less awkward than 'goodnight'
'bless you' really is the only answer
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
It wasn't addressed to that post specifically. It was just in general in reply to the social-awkwardness of the average Tumblr user.
User avatar #16 - Lloydles (12/22/2013) [-]
Maybe for you. ^^
User avatar #18 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
Look down, I just solved your problem for you. If you have any more questions about it, feel free to ask.
User avatar #21 - Lloydles (12/22/2013) [-]
You don't weigh in possible anxiety problems and stuff. Yeah it's pathetic but ya know.
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
I do, actually. As a matter of fact, that's the whole point of me putting down a list of things to do in order to have a pleasant conversation (Cause, you know, most people can talk normally without having it).

And besides, how is keeping to yourself and not doing anything going to help your anxiety? If you want to get rid of it, you NEED to put yourself into uncomfortable situations until you can handle it; that's how you develop just about anything. If you DON'T want to get rid of it, well, that's fine too, but if that's the case than you have no right to complain when you find you are unable to do something.
User avatar #12 - lackwit (12/22/2013) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY AFTER HI? AN CONVERSATION DOESN'T MAGICALLY START TO WORK BECAUSE I SAID HI TO A PERSON.
#317 - trickstyle (12/23/2013) [-]
how are you?
#170 - Absolute Madman (12/23/2013) [-]
an
User avatar #64 - commontroll (12/22/2013) [-]
Well don't say "I'm a lesbian." That much is certain. Ask them if they're into sports, or music, or games, movies, books, things that are common for people to enjoy, and things they can talk about easily. Once you have a topic, it's pretty easy to talk with them.
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
No reason to act exasperated

You're right it doesn't, but it does mean they are likely to say Hi back and ask you about something. "Hi, how are you?" to which you reply anything that holds no emotional weight (So say "I'm fine, thank you. How are you?" If you're not so fine you can say so, but don't tell them you feel like the whole world is crashing on you. You can tell them you've been better or that you're a bit tired, but they should always ask first. Putting your problems on others only makes them want to distance themselves from you) and then you can comment on whatever they say (if they say the whether is doing nicely or poorly, you can add and say you either love it or dislike it, ect). If they do not say much or seem withdrawn it obviously means they don't want to talk, so don't push them

But here, since you seem rather pathetic about the issue I will give you some good tips on how to hold a pleasant conversation.

1: Ask about them. Most people like talking about themselves and their interests
2: Keep it light hearted. You can save the heavier questions for next time, but for now just talk about little things, especially if those things are something they too can relate on
3: Don't worry about it. Even if you let something embarrassing slip or do something slight, most people will think it's either cute or funny. What they DON'T think is cute is when you try to cover yourself by acting like an idiot, or just stop the conversation and run away. Even for some of the biggest things, such as dropping plates when at a restaurant, most people will be more concerned with how they themselves should look and act than about your conduct
4: Everyone likes a joke, even if it's a stupid one. However, keep them light until you know exactly what type of humor they respond to
5: Don't be afraid to push boundaries. It's OKAY to ask them on a date if you like them, and even if they turn you down they will nearly always be flattered and willing to hang out again as friends
#299 - jpv (12/23/2013) [-]
Damn it feels great to be a pimp!
User avatar #218 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
>It's okay to ask them on a date.
>Implying that's a really simple thing to do.
Please help oh wise man, how does one ask a girl out?
User avatar #223 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
It IS a really simple thing to do, YOU just freak out about it.

I did help you, oh pathetic one, I gave you tips here as well as tips in a comment elsewhere in this thread. If you REALLY want me to help you with your love life, guess what, I actually can, if you'd be willing to check the most recent comment on my page you'll find a link to my facebook, while there just scroll down till you see "Chapter 1: Love and Romance" and read. It'll help.

If you have any more specific questions or concerns after that, feel free to ask and I will assist you
User avatar #242 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I shall learn your ways, and get the girl of my dreams.
User avatar #243 - captainfuckitall (12/23/2013) [-]
Good man. My advice is specifically made to be universal, and thus applies regardless of situation or time-frame. However, if you are in a pickle that requires specific advice, tell me and I will personally guide you to the best course of action for the result desired.
User avatar #244 - hipickausername (12/23/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you if I need any help.
#35 - justthisonepost (12/22/2013) [-]
You know, this actually helps a bit. Thanks man
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
Of course it does, that's why I said it.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but sitting around and wallowing in self pity does nothing, only by trying to improve does it actually happen and sometimes people need a kick in the ass.

If you have any other problems or need any more advice, please feel free to ask. Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed*

*Provided you actually listen to what I say
#134 - lackwit (12/22/2013) [-]
Offering tips to socially awkward porkmountains with molested anuses would not be considered acting like a dick.

User avatar #151 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
I do act like a dick because I don't fuck around. I don't like it when people wallow in self-pity or act like they deserve sympathy when they do nothing for it.

I mean, why do you think I'm being thumbed down so much? It certainly isn't because I called Tumblr "fake". People don't like being told they can improve, because improving takes work. What they want is to sit on their ass and have people feel sorry for them so they get what they want without earning it.
User avatar #333 - lackwit (12/24/2013) [-]
It's just that there is no one around to feel sorry for them so they'll have to take it out here.
It's almost like attention-whores who call themselves ugly.
User avatar #334 - captainfuckitall (12/24/2013) [-]
That's exactly so.
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (12/22/2013) [-]
*weather
#4 - Looks like you forgot to log out this time.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on tumblr at it again +265
#100 - sinclairr (12/22/2013) [-]
>MFW seeing he didn't log out
#43 - Comment deleted 12/22/2013 on Need some ice? 0
#7 - Fun fact: Pilots in WW1 were fed extra carrots in their meals … 12/22/2013 on Lions 0
#54 - Every time I see this picture I giggle like a schoolgirl, rega… 12/22/2013 on Love Fun +1
#17 - Oh come on, EVERYBODY knows the holocaust was a hoax, it's lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on what a nice guy +9
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#20 - kibbleking (12/22/2013) [-]
Gr8 b8 m8 8/8
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Need some ice? 0
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#4 - Title is cancerous 12/22/2013 on Mind: BLOWN. o_0 +7
#3 - They still do not realize that the cubs are actually the stro… 12/21/2013 on Simba +24
#32 - Gods damn she was ready to throw DOWN! 12/21/2013 on That Stance +1
#99 - For those of you who don't know (as some people seem to be hav… 12/20/2013 on Good vs Evil vs Retard 0
#58 - Okay...so don't. You seem to be making it into a much bigger d…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on Do the thing +1
User avatar #262 - bladebites (12/21/2013) [-]
It was an explanation, I'm not purposely making it into a huge deal. It's not the end of the world, but my point is that it IS annoying.
#34 - No, I do get annoyed, but than again I also do something about… 12/19/2013 on Do the thing +2
#25 - So just...walk away. Why would you care anyways? It's not as i…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Do the thing +5
#28 - angelusprimus (12/19/2013) [-]
You are telling me that everything in your life that annoys you and keeps happening over and over again with different people all the time you just walk away and never complain or feel annoyed at.

dude... you sure you are not next reincarnation of budha?
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
No, I do get annoyed, but than again I also do something about it. It's not as if you can avoid it, and if it really annoys you that much then don't spread word that you're an artist; but don't get all upset just because you're experiencing a natural occurrence of having talent.
#22 - Why would you hang out with someone like that anyways? It soun…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Do the thing +3
#23 - angelusprimus (12/19/2013) [-]
Its not friends. Its random people you meet that hear you are an artist.
That's the thing. No one complains about friends asking you to do something for them. This post is about random people hearing about you being "something" and then demanding it from you like they have a right to your effort and time. and usually get very offended when you refuse.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
So just...walk away. Why would you care anyways? It's not as if you're obligated to them or anything. I understand it gets annoying, but truly it's only as tedious as you let it be. You could even have some fun with it, agreeing to their demands and then drawing them a penis-cat.
#28 - angelusprimus (12/19/2013) [-]
You are telling me that everything in your life that annoys you and keeps happening over and over again with different people all the time you just walk away and never complain or feel annoyed at.

dude... you sure you are not next reincarnation of budha?
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
No, I do get annoyed, but than again I also do something about it. It's not as if you can avoid it, and if it really annoys you that much then don't spread word that you're an artist; but don't get all upset just because you're experiencing a natural occurrence of having talent.
#20 - So then just say "I will if you paid me". It's not hard.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Do the thing +2
#21 - angelusprimus (12/19/2013) [-]
You do, and then they start to bitch at you, how it only takes you a little time, how its not really work.
So yeah, stuff like that gets very annoying.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Why would you hang out with someone like that anyways? It sounds to me like you just have shitty friends and don't do anything about it.
#23 - angelusprimus (12/19/2013) [-]
Its not friends. Its random people you meet that hear you are an artist.
That's the thing. No one complains about friends asking you to do something for them. This post is about random people hearing about you being "something" and then demanding it from you like they have a right to your effort and time. and usually get very offended when you refuse.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
So just...walk away. Why would you care anyways? It's not as if you're obligated to them or anything. I understand it gets annoying, but truly it's only as tedious as you let it be. You could even have some fun with it, agreeing to their demands and then drawing them a penis-cat.
#28 - angelusprimus (12/19/2013) [-]
You are telling me that everything in your life that annoys you and keeps happening over and over again with different people all the time you just walk away and never complain or feel annoyed at.

dude... you sure you are not next reincarnation of budha?
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
No, I do get annoyed, but than again I also do something about it. It's not as if you can avoid it, and if it really annoys you that much then don't spread word that you're an artist; but don't get all upset just because you're experiencing a natural occurrence of having talent.
#25 - Are you sure the scene wasn't unscripted too? 12/19/2013 on The Avengers 0
#12 - "Oh, you're good at something, huh? Is there any way you …  [+] (18 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Do the thing +102
User avatar #110 - symustafa (12/20/2013) [-]
Same. Just because I like photography and I have a camera people assume I must be some amazing Nat Geo photographer. I'm an amateur for a reason, fools, I can't take your band photos and make them look like something out of Vogue.
User avatar #47 - bladebites (12/20/2013) [-]
That's not it at all. I get this crap all the time; THAT'S why it's annoying. I draw because I like drawing. I'll show you my drawings, but I'm not gonna drop what I'm doing to draw every single person that asks.
I sing, but I'm not going to break out in song fifty times a day because apparently people don't believe that I can. I'll show you a video of a performance or something.
I act, but I'm not going to break down and sob on cue every single time I'm asked to. I write what I WANT to write, and I take it pretty seriously. The last thing I'm going to do is have fifty strangers and their dogs in the book.
It's not annoying because they don't accept what you say, it's annoying because you get it ALL THE TIME.
Especially considering they complain if you don't draw or write them something.

User avatar #120 - stripey (12/20/2013) [-]
show me your drawings please c:
User avatar #263 - bladebites (12/21/2013) [-]
bladebites.deviantart.com/
There are some on my DeiantArt, but I should warn you that the drawings on there are VERY old. I've changed my style a lot since then (way less anime, if at all), but I don't have recent artwork on here.
User avatar #265 - stripey (12/21/2013) [-]
lol I was already watching you

nice art work
User avatar #266 - bladebites (12/21/2013) [-]
Why thank you. c:
User avatar #64 - penileburglar (12/20/2013) [-]
...I've never had this problem at all. At best, this might happen to me once a year or so. How do all these random people know that you're good at drawing in the first place? It's not exactly something someone should look at you and be able to tell. Just keep it to yourself if you don't want people to ask you about it; otherwise, just learn to say 'no.' I fail to really see what's annoying about someone asking me to draw them a picture.
User avatar #261 - bladebites (12/21/2013) [-]
It's because I'm always doodling in class. It's extremely common in my school.
I sing for a band, so that one comes up all the time.
It's not the end of the world, it's just very irritating.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (12/20/2013) [-]
Okay...so don't. You seem to be making it into a much bigger deal than it has to be.

If you really find it that annoying, just say you have these talents, just keep it to yourself.
User avatar #262 - bladebites (12/21/2013) [-]
It was an explanation, I'm not purposely making it into a huge deal. It's not the end of the world, but my point is that it IS annoying.
#14 - angelusprimus (12/19/2013) [-]
That's fine, but people don't think like that.
"You are an artist? Hey can you draw me an illustration for my Twilight/Harry potter slash fiction, I'm going to give you sixty five directions, and you should do it for free,"

User avatar #20 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
So then just say "I will if you paid me". It's not hard.
#21 - angelusprimus (12/19/2013) [-]
You do, and then they start to bitch at you, how it only takes you a little time, how its not really work.
So yeah, stuff like that gets very annoying.
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
Why would you hang out with someone like that anyways? It sounds to me like you just have shitty friends and don't do anything about it.
#23 - angelusprimus (12/19/2013) [-]
Its not friends. Its random people you meet that hear you are an artist.
That's the thing. No one complains about friends asking you to do something for them. This post is about random people hearing about you being "something" and then demanding it from you like they have a right to your effort and time. and usually get very offended when you refuse.
User avatar #25 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
So just...walk away. Why would you care anyways? It's not as if you're obligated to them or anything. I understand it gets annoying, but truly it's only as tedious as you let it be. You could even have some fun with it, agreeing to their demands and then drawing them a penis-cat.
#28 - angelusprimus (12/19/2013) [-]
You are telling me that everything in your life that annoys you and keeps happening over and over again with different people all the time you just walk away and never complain or feel annoyed at.

dude... you sure you are not next reincarnation of budha?
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (12/19/2013) [-]
No, I do get annoyed, but than again I also do something about it. It's not as if you can avoid it, and if it really annoys you that much then don't spread word that you're an artist; but don't get all upset just because you're experiencing a natural occurrence of having talent.
#3 - "Grandpa, why is your skin so inky, and why does it make …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Tatoo 2 +147
User avatar #109 - kirkbot (12/20/2013) [-]
everyone in the retirement home is gonna have unidentifyable inky blots on their skin. You don't want him to be an ooutsider, do you?
#4 - Absolute Madman (12/19/2013) [-]
"...my friends grandmother..."

How hard is it to actually read the content?
User avatar #12 - Sterski (12/19/2013) [-]
And here we have the average retard.
#42 - Absolute Madman (12/19/2013) [-]
before replying you probably should have read this book
User avatar #5 - domny (12/19/2013) [-]
he got it right.

How hard is it to actually read the comment?
#85 - Because it literally is. It is zero sex drive. If all people h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Real Q & A 0
#94 - thegrandexemplar (12/19/2013) [-]
Nah, our population would just only be filled with people who actually want kids. Like, I want to have a kid, since my dad was a shit father, and his dad was a shit father, and I want to break that and be a damn awesome father. If everyone has zero sex drive, there'd just be less people who are shitty parents, and less rapists too.
#31 - Indeed I did, and I stand by that point. He genuinely thought … 12/19/2013 on I did Nazi that coming 0
#30 - No, he wasn't "forced", but circumstantial factors d… 12/19/2013 on I did Nazi that coming 0
#44 - Best Bruce Lee joke I ever heard was: "What's Br… 12/19/2013 on oohhhwaahhaaa +85

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#515 - mcburd ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
#513 - Absolute Madman (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - Absolute Madman (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
User avatar #469 to #468 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#466 - Absolute Madman (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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