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Date Signed Up:4/12/2010
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Content Ranking:#9544
Comment Ranking:#504
Highest Content Rank:#9533
Highest Comment Rank:#49
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Times Content Favorited:13 times
Total Comments Made:16668
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#177 - Ya, go live there for two days, then you're gonna miss warmth … 11/22/2013 on treehousing day!! -1
#49 - Then she can tell the police that as well. Usually when you sh… 11/22/2013 on Best App Ever -1
#37 - As far as I know, yes. 11/22/2013 on Mortal Kombat: After The... -1
#17 - These all look like animals I want to box to death. 11/22/2013 on 7 bizarre animals I had... -1
#5 - Aw **** , now I just got the image of the Grudge Woman c… 11/22/2013 on Elephants with grudges... 0
#61 - My favourite part of turning 18 was no longer having to live a… 11/22/2013 on (untitled) -1
#60 - Funnyjunk is the reason the Economy is failing. 11/22/2013 on (untitled) +27
#36 - *They'll Sorry. 11/22/2013 on Best App Ever -1
#35 - Oh please. There are more Victim Centers than there are homele…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Best App Ever -1
#46 - syntheticdoll has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2013) [-]
*They'll

Sorry.
#13 - That wasn't Sub-Zero, that was Noob Saibot, Sub-Zero's brother…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Mortal Kombat: After The... +1
User avatar #16 - ultracombo (11/22/2013) [-]
So, just making sure I have this clear.

Noob Saibot is the ORIGINAL Sub-Zero, and his brother the CURRENT Sub-Zero, but after the ORIGINAL Sub-Zero died, he became Noob Saibot. Right?
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2013) [-]
As far as I know, yes.
User avatar #18 - habakkuk (11/22/2013) [-]
Actually it was a huge conspiracy made up by Shinnok
#33 - As wonderful as this is, I honestly don't think it's gonna be …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Best App Ever +1
User avatar #47 - syntheticdoll (11/22/2013) [-]
What if the abuser keeps her at his side by saying he will hurt a relative instead of her? Right when he notices she's gone he can just go there and beat up/kill anyone, her sister, parents, grandparents.
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2013) [-]
Then she can tell the police that as well. Usually when you show people broken bones or bruises someone gave you, people tend to believe that they're a threat and apprehend them right away. If people want to defend and stay with Abusers that's fine by me, but I will give them no sympathy when they get brain damage for it.
User avatar #34 - celaeneo (11/22/2013) [-]
It's not always as easy as just leaving them.
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2013) [-]
Oh please. There are more Victim Centers than there are homeless shelters, and nearly every single government official would be willing to help you provided you explain the situation to them. The only reason many sufferers do not leave their abusers is because A. "But they're chaaaaaaaaaange!" or B. They're just too scared, and B shouldn't even be an issue with the above mentioned help working for you.
#46 - syntheticdoll has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - captainfuckitall (11/22/2013) [-]
*They'll

Sorry.
#30 - I feel like I'm one of the few guys who WOULDN'T suck my own d… 11/22/2013 on Pretty much, yeah +1
#80 - It actually depends on which religion they're featured in. 11/22/2013 on Take a Penny Leave a Penny 0
#92 - So what, he either has to be the biggest asshole he could poss… 11/22/2013 on Red Dead Redemption Moral Code 0
#23 - It happens elsewhere, but only here is it always funny. 11/22/2013 on only in FJ 0
#183 - If you do know, then nobody will. You must make the choice you…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on i think i need a hug 0
User avatar #184 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
But no matter what I choose, I can't change how I feel about things. I'm constantly conflicted, but the conflict is that I'm the only one who thinks I'm awesome and that I can reach my dreams. All I'm ever shown is that I'm wrong wrong wrong. So I just don't know any more. I just can't
#181 - That's all well and good, but nobody will always agree with ev…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2013 on i think i need a hug 0
User avatar #182 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
The thing is. My principles and my dreams exclude each other. So one is wrong. But which? I honestly don't know.
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
If you do know, then nobody will. You must make the choice yourself and make it firmly, otherwise you will never grow past this stage.
User avatar #184 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
But no matter what I choose, I can't change how I feel about things. I'm constantly conflicted, but the conflict is that I'm the only one who thinks I'm awesome and that I can reach my dreams. All I'm ever shown is that I'm wrong wrong wrong. So I just don't know any more. I just can't
#179 - Perhaps so, but you lack confidence. Everyone gets annoying at…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2013 on i think i need a hug 0
User avatar #180 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
And at some point I was. But when everything I'm ever told is that I'm wrong, that I do things wrong, combined with the fact that everyone shows me that I'm wrong, then you kinda lose your faith.
User avatar #181 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
That's all well and good, but nobody will always agree with everything you do, which is why you need to stand by your own principles. Do what you believe to be best, regardless of what others may think. If it doesn't seem to be working, do not necessarily think you are doing wrong, but question WHY it isn't working.

Constantly adopting a new plan every time a single flaw is discovered gains you nothing; there will always be a flaw, true genius and perseverance is about working around them.
User avatar #182 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
The thing is. My principles and my dreams exclude each other. So one is wrong. But which? I honestly don't know.
User avatar #183 - captainfuckitall (11/21/2013) [-]
If you do know, then nobody will. You must make the choice yourself and make it firmly, otherwise you will never grow past this stage.
User avatar #184 - Kairyuka (11/21/2013) [-]
But no matter what I choose, I can't change how I feel about things. I'm constantly conflicted, but the conflict is that I'm the only one who thinks I'm awesome and that I can reach my dreams. All I'm ever shown is that I'm wrong wrong wrong. So I just don't know any more. I just can't
#87 - HA!HA! sargentcucumber wants to be a trap but he's too fat! Le…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on why am i getting so many... 0
User avatar #88 - sargentcucumber (11/21/2013) [-]
W-What...?
#35 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on LOTR 0
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#33 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2013 on LOTR 0
#34 - marioauditore Comment deleted by captainfuckitall
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#10 - Holy **** it's that cat from Pet Cemetery. 11/20/2013 on Awwww yeah +1
#18 - That's so cool! I know how he feels, just yesterday I met Jackie Chan! 11/20/2013 on This uneducated fucking casual 0
#10 - Eh, dating a Porn-Star doesn't seem so bad, really. I mean, it… 11/20/2013 on I see no problem 0
#32 - It's alright. Really, the only thing that would change is your Avatar. 11/20/2013 on Believe in +1

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#515 - mcburd ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
#513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
I thought I'd waste some time also, and FIX yo' thumbs ;)
#514 to #513 - anonymous (02/16/2015) [-]
Love, luluwho
#505 - thediablo ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Man, I think I love you
Man, I think I love you
User avatar #506 to #505 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha, where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #507 to #506 - thediablo ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw that kind of argument that you had and I liked not only what you said but the way you said it, I think you did it pretty cool and everything

if you meant the gif it's from Soul Eater
User avatar #508 to #507 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
That's the first time I heard that. Generally, my abrasive and blunt speech drives most people to dislike me, not give me affection. You're a sweetheart, though.

Haha, no, I did not mean the gif.
User avatar #509 to #508 - thediablo ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I feel the same way about myself, I have to say that if those speeches were used against me I would feel a little bit upset, but you ask for clear answers and sources, and you try to make the other person think before they speak, I like that in general, not just mindless bashing ahaha
User avatar #510 to #509 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Well I'm certainly glad you can see the good in my speaking skills. Frankly, I do it to get to the point. I hate having my time wasted for any reason, and so I extend that courtesy to others and try not to waste anyone else's time either; which leads me to being very blunt and brutal in my words so that they cannot be confused or misheard. Though I admit I was frustrated in that debate.
User avatar #511 to #510 - thediablo ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
most of them are frustrating anyway

and yeah, it sucks when people start to get offtrack because of a single comment that you used as an example or something, it's proof that they are desperately trying to derail the conversation to their favor
User avatar #512 to #511 - captainfuckitall (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh well. When you get into a debate with someone, the point should be because you are trying to change your own views, not theirs.

If someone doesn't want to believe something, they won't. End of story. You could use all the proof you want to tell someone the colour of the sky is blue, but if they want it to be green, it will be and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Thus, the only person you should be focused on changing in a debate is yourself, and only do so to get more perspective on the issues important to you.
User avatar #498 - gugek ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#492 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #494 to #492 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well aren't you a sweetheart for helping me get over my fear
#495 to #494 - miia ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
im actually about to go to bed but hi
User avatar #499 to #495 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
Who's the artist? Sauce?
User avatar #500 to #499 - miia ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i dont remember and its too late for me to find out
reverse search it
#501 to #500 - aurumleo (01/08/2015) [-]
I found it! The artist's nukomasu. Thanks, Miia. If it weren't for that image, I won't find it.
User avatar #496 to #495 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Well don't let me keep you. Hi back, and feel free to continue the conversation any time.
User avatar #503 to #502 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2015) [-]
Hello again.
#504 to #503 - miia ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello

i am exhausted
User avatar #490 - commencingfailure (09/30/2014) [-]
******* retard compares the IS to today's feminists. One could say ignorance is an everspreading cancer, you did your job to increase the spread.
User avatar #491 to #490 - captainfuckitall (09/30/2014) [-]
You seem REALLY mad, friend. Perhaps you should calm down and take some ass ointment before you need to see a doctor
User avatar #489 - myfourthaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
dude, you're like my most favorite person on earth right now haha
User avatar #487 - imvlad (05/04/2014) [-]
you brought shame to your house
User avatar #483 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Have you by chance had an older account here before?
User avatar #484 to #483 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
Yes I have. My first username was Hiimquinn, but it was deleted for some reason I never found, so I just made another.
#485 to #484 - aerosol (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh. Never mind then. I saw someone call you Dave and I mistook you for someone else.
User avatar #486 to #485 - captainfuckitall (04/22/2014) [-]
It's fine. It was a joke from a picture a while back where a man was looking out the window and saw a dog and his owner walking down the street. The dog barked at another, bigger dog, and his owner just turned and said "See, this is why you have no ******* mates, Dave".
User avatar #481 - iforgotmyothername (03/20/2014) [-]
you are one cool tempered potato compared to me, bringing my fury upon your wrongness. i salute you, and thumbed up all your comments in the a capella debate.
User avatar #482 to #481 - captainfuckitall (03/20/2014) [-]
It's alright, I apologize for making you upset, but you don't need to thumb my posts up. Thumbs are a way to express positivity or negativity toward any type of comments; if you do not like them, it is perfectly within your right to thumb them down.
User avatar #474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
User avatar #472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
User avatar #468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#466 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for **** ",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
User avatar #467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
User avatar #464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
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